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Episode 081: Toilet killings and an Ecuadorian soccer player. LMAOWWNCY!!!??
Ever wonder what happens when three friends with zero filters sit down and talk about everything from music legends to dating disasters? Welcome to the raw, uncut conversations at Table for Three.
This week's episode kicks off with a heartfelt Aaliyah tribute that spirals into a fascinating debate about musical legacies. Would Beyoncé's career have soared to the same heights if Aaliyah hadn't passed away? The hosts don't hold back their opinions, analyzing the unique spaces these artists occupied and how the music landscape might have looked completely different.
The conversation shifts to Keri Hilson's musical comeback, with the hosts delivering an honest critique of her new album. There's a palpable sense of disappointment as they discuss how the production fails to showcase her true vocal and songwriting talents – a missed opportunity after such a long hiatus from the spotlight.
Things take a darker turn when the hosts tackle shocking news stories, including a horrifying case of a father fatally harming his child over drinking from a toilet, and an Ecuadorian soccer player who allegedly hid under his bed while his family was kidnapped. Their reactions range from outrage to disbelief, wondering aloud how someone could make such incomprehensible choices.
The energy lightens during a hilarious segment where the hosts confess the pettiest things they've done to exes – from strategic name-mixing during intimate moments to having an ex unknowingly drop them off at another partner's house. It's a reminder that relationships bring out both the best and worst in us all.
Whether they're debating what women truly value in relationships or discussing the proper sleeping attire, the conversations feel like you're hanging out with your most unfiltered friends. Join us at the table – just be prepared for unvarnished truths and plenty of laughs along the way.
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Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the table. We are so happy that you're back. We're going to set the mood off with a little Aaliyah Tribute to Aaliyah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's Britney baby. Yeah, yeah, it's Britney baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yes sir, if you know it, sing it. Table for three is in the building. Almost Fuck that up. Enjoy your rides, enjoy your ways to work. Home from work, Gotta get to the toilet. Yes, sir, we miss you, aaliyah.
Speaker 4:We wish you had some more music out Did you just drop a new Aaliyah song.
Speaker 1:It is After you burned some candles, you got a new Aaliyah song.
Speaker 2:I read something that they had just dropped a new Aaliyah song. Oh really, who is that? Who is that? Hey girl, I'm tired, I'm tired.
Speaker 4:I'm tired. I'm tired of arguing girl. I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired. I'm tired of arguing girl.
Speaker 1:Baby girl.
Speaker 4:Let's go. And it's contagious. What's the latest? Speak your heart. Don't bite your tongue. Sing it if you know it, don't get it twisted, let's go. Sing it, if you know it. I got issues. Got issues. Who should be hurt? Let's go. Who should be hurt? Who should be changed? Who should be hurt? Will we remain alive? We need a resolution. We need a resolution. We Need a resolution, need a resolution, need a resolution. We have so much I want to know.
Speaker 1:Where were you Last night?
Speaker 4:Yeah, Sing it, sing it. I want to know. If you had let me know, I would have known.
Speaker 1:I know y'all dancing In y'all cars, shit me in and shit. That's scary.
Speaker 4:That boy used to do this. I used to be a leader, I used to be a leader, I used to be a leader, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Table for three.
Speaker 4:Yeah, sing it, nobody, nobody.
Speaker 1:Nope, I'm not, not at all.
Speaker 4:All right.
Speaker 1:Table for three is in the building.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:This is what I want y'all to do right now On 89.9.
Speaker 2:Cute FM.
Speaker 3:You got somebody you want to shout out. Tell them you love them. Hit the line, yeah, 1-800-woop-that-trick.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I'm scared.
Speaker 1:All right. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us once again. We appreciate you coming back every week. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Hey guys, how y'all doing.
Speaker 4:Hey y'all.
Speaker 3:I'm hot.
Speaker 1:Hey Paul, I'm hot, hey hot, I'm bothered.
Speaker 2:We got another guest at the table today. Yes, our good, good, good. I'm not really a guest anymore, though.
Speaker 3:No, no, she's a frequent flyer.
Speaker 2:I am A frequent flyer.
Speaker 3:I like to be a guest.
Speaker 1:Thank you, yeah yeah, miss Connecticut is in the building.
Speaker 3:Thank you. Thank you, you're far too kind. Yeah, ow yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, Go ahead Miss.
Speaker 4:Connecticut. No, I can't.
Speaker 3:That was my real voice.
Speaker 4:I believe it you know I do too, to be honest.
Speaker 1:How was everybody's week? Miss Connecticut, let's start with you. How was your week or weekend?
Speaker 3:You know me, work was work.
Speaker 1:Work was work.
Speaker 3:Had some good weather and then you know I don't do much.
Speaker 1:I don't do much.
Speaker 3:I don't do much.
Speaker 1:Got you Nene. It was a week.
Speaker 2:All right, sean, it was busy. I had a lot of meetings. I had a lot of late night meetings after work and then it was work. I had a lot of like just cleaning and stuff around the house.
Speaker 1:Oh, you was really busy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was real busy.
Speaker 3:You ain't had no free time at all this whole week, all my time is free because I don't pay for it. But yeah, everybody else pay for it.
Speaker 2:I only give you the free one first time you got you.
Speaker 1:The question is is they paying enough?
Speaker 2:they coming back for more.
Speaker 1:Always pay to come back, yeah all right, uh, yeah, I worked all week oh my. God, yeah, it's my. Did you really no?
Speaker 2:This is my long week. Even I actually took Friday off. Wow, you did, oh good for you.
Speaker 1:I left early. Well, yeah, that's what you usually do, usually If it's like.
Speaker 2:She got one or two options she either don't go or she leave her it was like it was a week.
Speaker 3:I'm out of here. Yeah, don't take much yeah, I uh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was. It was a full week. It was busy because the end of the month you got to get these reports in. So yeah, yeah, it was busy uh yeah, so nice a little.
Speaker 2:Uh leah um tribute you know, you. Um, you guys agree with you, know they used to say like, oh, if a leah never passed away, that beyonce wouldn't be where she is lies. I don't believe that?
Speaker 1:no, because she she still had the team around her.
Speaker 3:You know beyonce I think it's not the team. Beyonce has the vocal ability that.
Speaker 1:Well, we don't know if Aaliyah would have got there.
Speaker 3:Aaliyah's voice could have grown. It could have, but it wasn't Because.
Speaker 1:Beyonce's voice grown.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:And I would say that Aaliyah's team she had around her was a heavy hit team too. Yeah, no, they were.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing I here's the thing I think if Aaliyah never passed, there would not Huh what.
Speaker 2:Did you say gas no?
Speaker 1:Where's your mind? Oh, wow, I think, if Follow me on this one, I think if Aaliyah never passed, there would not be Ariana Cap, because that space would have been already taken by. Aaliyah I would agree with you you wouldn't need a Rihanna.
Speaker 3:If you said Ciara, I would agree with you.
Speaker 2:A Ciara.
Speaker 1:You think Aaliyah was on a Ciara?
Speaker 2:level.
Speaker 3:No, never.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:I'm saying Ciara was trying to be.
Speaker 2:Well, she wasn't trying to personally, but yeah, and sierra came out, just like that, like that so yeah, if there wasn't no alia, then sierra probably.
Speaker 3:If alia stayed, sierra probably wouldn't have existed or came out later because between the two alia can sing right. I don't think you, I don't think. I think Rihanna still would've came out. I do too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, cause I feel like they in two different. They was two different.
Speaker 3:Cause remember she's they. They took her for an island flair but she just went left Like she was like fuck that I know y'all try and just was like fuck that I'm about to market everything. I feel like that's what she did.
Speaker 3:Ended that she was dropping the album like every three months In, like mad different genres, she was like I'm about to do it all and now we ain't getting shit At all. Well, didn't she say she's about to drop a new album anyway, she's supposed to be, but she probably about to wait for it. We was waiting for Monica's, but Damn, y'all ain't go to her show, not in Bridgeport.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:But I feel like Beyonce career wouldn't have been interrupted. It would have still been the same. Ain't nobody fucking with Beyonce team? Nah, see what they did to Keri Hilson I know she just dropped a new album too. That wasn't even Beyonce team, that was just her fans. My girl dirty, are we going to jump into that? Did you listen to the album? I did listen to the album, you did she to the album. I did listen to the album you did. She dropped the album carrie hilson yeah, is it good?
Speaker 3:um, no, let's get everybody's thoughts.
Speaker 1:We'll start with mr's first um well, uh, it seems I felt like she wrote the album right and vocally she can still sing. It's just some of those records didn't hit for me what was the name of the album?
Speaker 2:again, uh. I should have never said that by Beyonce yo, I felt like it was an apology.
Speaker 1:But it wasn't her like, yeah, I like it was an apology but it wasn't her like yeah, I know, it was.
Speaker 3:Esther Dean wrote that shit, but they made her sing it, so she say we need to talk love yes, we need to talk, love, okay.
Speaker 1:So I felt like the theme of the album was good, but then some of the records was good, but then some of the records was like alright, you didn't love it. I didn't quite love it, but there's some good records in there, but it was like it was only nine records.
Speaker 3:Yeah it was a very short EP.
Speaker 1:And it's not fair. I can't really give it a because I only listened to it once. I would like to go back to listen to it again, but there's nothing driving me to say I need to go right away and listen to it. I listened to it twice, so and and I think it's I think NeNe, I think you, I think you liked it. I didn't, oh, you didn't I absolutely did not.
Speaker 3:Okay, it wasn't the Carrie Hilson I knew.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's different.
Speaker 3:Yo, it's different so far left for me, yeah, for me. I wasn't expecting that from her. Her album sounds like a new artist's album, sean did you listen to the Carrie Hilson?
Speaker 2:I didn't listen to the entire album. I listened about halfway through and it was kind of lackluster to me.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. It was like a new artist, I think it was like one song that I was pretty much like.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, Me too, I think it was like the second one or third one.
Speaker 2:It was called Bay yeah yep, yeah. And I was like okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I felt like each song there was something missing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yes, it probably was her production team. I don't think. I don't think she has the same people that she came out with Like she should have called Timbaland.
Speaker 2:She probably doing it all herself. She she's not doing it all herself, she's playing the keyboard.
Speaker 3:She's doing the recording. I wouldn't be surprised. I would not be surprised, but she should have called.
Speaker 1:Timbaland, it felt like an independent joint that was just missing, that one producer that could really bring out her.
Speaker 3:It sounded like she showed up at Stop and Shop parking lot and was like here listen to my demo.
Speaker 2:Shut up we're not even going to do this. She is not.
Speaker 1:The CD is in the back of her trunk. But I agree, sean, I think there's just that one thing that's missing, and I think it was just not to shit on producers. Producers got their sounds, but those producers that she used didn't capture her sound. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. She can really sing if she's over the record.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. It might not even have been the producers. She's over the record.
Speaker 1:Or it could have just been the track she chose. That's what.
Speaker 3:I'm saying yeah, so it might not even have been the producers, it's just the fact that she thought this album sounded great for her.
Speaker 1:Those sounds that the producers that provided them the beats didn't capture her authentic sound.
Speaker 2:But the other thing for me, like what you were just saying, because Carrie Hilson can sing yeah.
Speaker 3:Right she can.
Speaker 2:She can write too, but I felt like she wasn't really giving much in the majority of these songs. It was just like that's another thing. I think I didn't feel like she was really using her voice and then we all know she can write, but I felt like a lot of what?
Speaker 1:she was writing in these songs. I think that the real records that she has she couldn't put on this album. So do you think she just kind of put this?
Speaker 3:dummy out, just to put her foot back in the thing.
Speaker 1:I think this was a tester.
Speaker 3:Well, they should have put one hot-ass track on there. I think this was a tester. At least one hot-ass track.
Speaker 1:To me, this is a. I'm going to test the market, test the waters. Oh, she fell. See who's fucking with me. That test fell and if I get these good reactions, then I'm going to hit them with the real one, because she hasn't been out for a long time, right, right.
Speaker 2:So she has to test the waters somehow, and I feel like she should have came out with a banger.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she definitely should have came out with a banger, because and we're not saying we're not hating on the album I think it was decent for what it was, but I know she has so much more in her bag, that's all it is Because even the song with Method man, I only played it through waiting to hear what Method.
Speaker 3:Man was about to do.
Speaker 2:Because I wanted to turn that song off right from the gate.
Speaker 1:The beat for that was for Method man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not for her, but she jumped on it, yeah, but with her skill set, though she could have bodied it.
Speaker 1:I don't feel like she flowed the way she did.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying Right, it's just like she was like I don't even want to think, this is an independent venture that she had creative control that she never probably had before, and she was rocking with records that didn't really hit but she just loved Okay, you see what I'm saying, because there's not a machine behind her and say that record ain't it, that's it, let's go with that record, let's go with that record, let's go with that record, and we could throw these on it to fill it up. I don't think she had that kind of machine behind her. It was just her and her personal feelings about these records that she felt strongly about, and there's nothing against that. She put out a project that she wanted to put out right love.
Speaker 3:It's not a horrible project. It's not it's just, it's just not what we expected. The fact that what we expected from Carrie Hilson we didn't get.
Speaker 2:But also when you've been gone for so long. Then you have new generations out here that are suspecting they're already used to a certain type of music, correct, and you coming out and if you're trying to fit in to grab that demographic.
Speaker 3:It didn't work in my opinion. Yeah, and not to be an ass to bring up Beyonce, but I feel like Beyonce has grasped that ability to gravitate to what's new Beyonce probably took all best records off. I don't think she that petty. I don't think she that petty, because honestly it's like she's you coming on the album bitch. So for me, let me say this, though Like I could see her doing that to somebody she feels like would actually give her competition.
Speaker 3:I don't feel like there's nobody, I don't feel like that she would. There's nothing for her to even be petty for with. Carrie Hilson. Not saying that Carrie Hilson's not great in what she does, but as far as where Beyonce is right now, yeah, there's nobody in this world.
Speaker 2:It's a waste of her time and I don't want to knock Carrie Hilson, because, if you think about it, how did Carrie Hilson start? Where did she start from Writing?
Speaker 1:From the bottom. Now she here.
Speaker 2:Right, but then now you think of a beyonce. Where did beyonce start?
Speaker 3:from money no, I know she started from the bottom too.
Speaker 1:She started from the middle she started from no, she started from the bottom.
Speaker 2:She started from girl group yeah yeah where did christine aguilera start from? Disney disney britney spears, disney justin timberlake Porn, all of those people. I ain't watching it. What?
Speaker 1:He done brought sexy back.
Speaker 2:It must not exist, because I ain't seen it.
Speaker 1:He brought sexy back and anything.
Speaker 2:You ain't seen it.
Speaker 3:He was watching Justin Timber and thought it was Timberlake.
Speaker 2:I am Justin Timber, shut up it was an albino With a curly wig on Shut up. But if you think about it, all of those people, we With no eyebrows, that's great. Knew them Shut up, not a white whoopee From something else, that we already Appreciated them, and then they, their stardom, just kind of grew Right.
Speaker 2:You know, beyonce, we was able to Learn and know already appreciated them, and then they, their stardom, just kind of grew right. You know, beyonce, we was able to learn and know who beyonce and we talked shit about beyonce when she first came out. So carrie hilson is like, unless you really involved in the music industry, to know that she's a writer and behind the scenes correct. Nobody knew who the fuck she was right and so I don't want to knock her because she's making it.
Speaker 3:But I feel like we're not knocking her. It's just that we put her on a level that we expected her to come back out on and she didn't. That's all that is.
Speaker 2:But we're also comparing her to when she was, but we're comparing her to the other greats that I'm not technically comparing her, I'm just saying like Well, she should be compared.
Speaker 1:She's been compared. She's one of the greats that could do it. I just think she just missed a mark on this one.
Speaker 3:And I think she has fire.
Speaker 1:I think she has fire in the tuck and she didn't want to let she tucks.
Speaker 3:I don't know, Maybe I mean don't do that to Kandee she might come out later for me no, because like with some fire, she's dope like, trust me, I'm like I love fucking Gary Hilton when she dropped the album April 4th or something like that around there. It was April she ain't got a summer banger on there. That's crazy that's what I'm saying. Thank you Like yeah.
Speaker 1:And I didn't even know she dropped it and it came out right springtime, summertime, like something that can carry you into the. I don't think it's on there she got to follow.
Speaker 3:Those are her winter songs. She got to follow the Drake formula.
Speaker 2:That's a mixtape. It's an underground mixtape.
Speaker 1:It should have came out there. She always will have fans out there and I feel like here's my thing.
Speaker 3:So, like with her features, I feel like, okay, we us as a generation, yeah, Method Man's it for us, right, but you're coming out in a whole new, different generation.
Speaker 2:I feel like she should have had somebody else feature one that's what I was saying earlier To kind of promote her better. You need to be able to grab.
Speaker 1:None of these young boys would have jumped on a record like that Maybe if y'all know that. I don't hear none of these young boys jumping on a record you do not know that.
Speaker 3:But I'm not saying like the records now. I'm not talking about the records that she has on her album, that's what I'm saying, have came out with something that was geared to this generation.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like I know she probably didn't have the money for it, but she should have at least had a song with Chris Brown.
Speaker 1:She got the money for it. That would have been a Don't do that to her. She got the bag.
Speaker 3:I don't think she should have came out with Chris Brown. Nah, that would have been too easy. Not even too easy, I feel like, because people, chris Brown still has his level of haters and then you still have people that's going to hate her after the whole Beyonce thing, even though she might have.
Speaker 2:That would have been perfect. That's what actually makes it. Because of the negative publicity, it would have been like the villains they came out with a song called the Villain Story or some shit like that.
Speaker 1:It would have been perfect that was a dope ass concept right there, it would have been perfect that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Trisha just put out a rap album. Especially because they have a beef with.
Speaker 2:And he's currently touring, so that's like two beats right there for the same people.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that would have been dope. We set it here on table for three. If y'all want to go ahead and try that out, y'all got it here. Y'all got it here. That was a great idea. That was good Smart. I like it what you say Picasso, picasso.
Speaker 1:Alright, what's next?
Speaker 2:My bush. So we, you guys, all got your real IDs. Nope, yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, I do. I am jumping on a flight this weekend and we're going back to Florida.
Speaker 2:So um, oh shit.
Speaker 3:Florida. You know what's crazy. That's the place I love to go cause it's quick and it's easy and it's fun.
Speaker 2:So 25 year old Larry Rhodes was sentenced to life in prison for the 2022 murder of his 6-year-old son. So evidently the child was found unconscious with his head in the toilet bowl at a night's inn hotel that the family was staying in. According to police, and his girlfriend Bianca, initially claimed that the child may have drowned, but when the police conducted the investigation, they found that he had bruises on his face and his body. So evidently and I guess he has like a four year old. So the four year old brother pretty much told me.
Speaker 3:And you know, they gonna tell, they gonna tell.
Speaker 2:Daddy beat me, but evidently the boy was drinking out of the toilet. The boy was drinking out of the toilet. He found him drinking out of the toilet and it really just angered him to where he ended up killing this boy it's like you gotta be a piece of shit.
Speaker 3:Pun intended, that's crazy. But you gotta be a piece of shit to see your child drinking out of a toilet and instead of I get being upset Like what the fuck is you doing? Like hey, no, you don't do that, that's where it stops. Hey, you don't do that, that's where it stops. And then you be like that's nasty, we don't do that. But to beat your child To the point of death.
Speaker 4:Like mister, when you used to drink out of the toilet, how did your mom handle?
Speaker 1:it, Sean. You got me confused with your old porta potty.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, Okay. So when you drank out of my old porta potty, how did your mother handle?
Speaker 3:it At that point it had potpourri in it.
Speaker 4:Poo-pourri.
Speaker 1:Poo-pourri. Yo, that's crazy. No, that's wild. Yeah, you take moments like that as a teaching moment. You don't get mad. They don't know. No better, they don't know that that's not the water you should be drinking. And if you're that angry, don't have fucking kids. That's crazy. Maybe pop them on a hand. Hey, no, this is a no-no, that's not the watery drink we never drink out of this. This is where your poop go, this is where you know, teach them, you know, but to get that anger.
Speaker 3:I don't think he technically got that angry. I feel like you need a release. No, he needs a release Because obviously shut the fuck up. Obviously he had other shit going on. Oh, you just killing them with the puns. Yeah, he had other shit going on. That was a build up you know what. He took it out on the child.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what happened. I feel like that Because that shouldn't have brought you to that point.
Speaker 3:Not at all. How long are you going to jail? For Life?
Speaker 1:It should be forever. It should be.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if they found out what he did, he might not last long.
Speaker 2:And if you look at his mugshot he look like he drink out the toilet. So I don't know why.
Speaker 1:That's why he was probably mad, because he was drinking all the water. He was like mine, yeah, like it.
Speaker 3:Nope Thanks.
Speaker 1:Yep, wait, did you see? Did you see the picture?
Speaker 3:No, I didn't see the picture. He look like he beat kids and women yeah, Y'all right, though he do look like he drink out the toilet too, and he probably was pissed like nigga that's my, my drinking water Like sir. And he probably was pissed Like nigga that's my drinking water Like sir. Your baby probably was fucking thirsty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because they was staying in a motel. They probably didn't have.
Speaker 3:Like they were living there. Yeah, that was their residence, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:That's holiday. Okay, that's crazy. Yeah, he ain't't gonna make it that long in jail he not Not doing that to a kid?
Speaker 3:No, he's not, they probably gonna have to put him in. Well, nah, it depends, cause sometimes I don't know.
Speaker 2:Well, I hope he get all the toilet drinking water he wants when he's inside.
Speaker 3:And they, oh Jesus, they might put him in the child abuser wing. There's no such thing. You never know.
Speaker 1:Might be a group and they just hang out together and he's the child in that wing, sure, oh my God, yeah, he gets what he deserves.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:All right, what's next?
Speaker 3:What's the pettiest thing y'all ever did to piss off your ex?
Speaker 1:I felt like we did this.
Speaker 4:Really.
Speaker 1:I felt like. I felt like I felt like we did this Not for the ex, no, I know, but I felt like I had this conversation.
Speaker 3:Pettiest thing, I can't even say.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know you got some petty shit. I can't even say I can't even put that on here. I know you got some petty shit, I can't even put that on here. Hold up the petty shit you said or did to them. Nene, what was the question Done?
Speaker 3:Done To piss them off. Was the pettiest thing you done to your ex, to your ex To piss them off. I feel like my example is always monotonous.
Speaker 2:What's your example? You?
Speaker 4:slept with they mother. That's fucked up.
Speaker 1:No, the best friend, though I feel like I said this before.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think. Have you, the best friend of my ex I started talking to, but then she kind of Was that out of petty, Like were you being petty?
Speaker 1:Were you just a horned dog?
Speaker 3:Yeah Well yeah, was it to get back at your ex?
Speaker 1:No, but I knew that day was cool, so then that doesn't count. I knew that it was cool, so maybe.
Speaker 3:No, something you did deliberately to be petty.
Speaker 2:I pretend they don't exist, Like I literally was going into a Target one day and my ex was walking up from the parking lot and we both locked eyes and I just kept walking through the door like I've never seen you in my life.
Speaker 1:I don't think I ever did anything petty to my ex. No, I don't ever think I I did.
Speaker 3:I don't know no no no you, I've done petty things, but they don't know about it. You know it was more to make me feel better oh, that's what that that counts.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, what was it? Yo, please, what was it?
Speaker 3:I cannot say I gotta try to think of a petty thing. I can say that I can't I mean. I said this before, but I had my ex drop me off at another dude house after I made him buy me food. I remember that now.
Speaker 1:Was that because he couldn't satisfy you or you wasn't into him?
Speaker 3:we broken up. We we have been broken up for a while, probably like a year, a year it wasn't really.
Speaker 3:Oh well, yeah, he was an ex he came back around and I'm like, okay, whatever. Like okay, this is what we're gonna do. But it wasn't. There was nothing for me there. He thought he was probably gonna rekindle some shit and then I was like, okay, great, so I'm hungry. He brought me some food and I was like, oh, can you drop me off here? Now, technically, my intentions wasn't for him to know that he was dropping me off at somebody else's house, but I had notified the person that I was coming and I was about to get dropped off. So I guess the timing was whatever. So when we pulled up, he's coming out his house, getting to the car. I get out the car like thanks, deuces. And hop in the car with him and we pull off. That's how that happened. My goodness, I want to be like you when I grow up. That's wild. So that's how that happened.
Speaker 3:You're a gangsta, thank you, thank you, she so that's how that happened.
Speaker 1:You're a gangsta, thank you. Thank you, she wasn't my ex. Yeah, I'm trying to think of something, but they wasn't my ex I wasn't even dating them.
Speaker 3:We're just out here being innocent people, you know.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not sure. If that's the case, who you? Mm-hmm man, please, I give my life to the Lord. Okay, I don't do those things. Lord Farquaad, like two Sundays ago that was two Sundays ago you ain't even show up at Easter. I didn't.
Speaker 2:From Shrek.
Speaker 3:I didn't hey yo.
Speaker 2:You get on my nerves. He said Lord Farquaad.
Speaker 3:No, but I want to know what you did that they don't know.
Speaker 1:I gotta hear this right like like it just seems like this shit is crazy.
Speaker 3:The only thing I can say that.
Speaker 1:I did and creative that was on purpose you rubbed your dirty panties on.
Speaker 3:They pillow no, a really bitch move was I called them someone else's name during sex. Oh shit, on purpose, on purpose, damn that's. I called them someone else's name during sex oh shit, on purpose, damn, that's fucked up, that's fucked up.
Speaker 4:What'd they do?
Speaker 2:To see how they would react?
Speaker 3:Did they react or did they try to play it off? They tried to play it off and then, eventually, what the fuck did you say?
Speaker 2:She was like, oh, robert, and his name Gail.
Speaker 4:Gail hey, yo, hey, yo Turn your mic off.
Speaker 3:Shut up.
Speaker 1:Don't you know my name? Gail you, the fucking robber.
Speaker 4:And with that voice yeah, that's a damn night.
Speaker 3:I did that On purpose On purpose, but she was fucking your ex then, mm-hmm, I did that on purpose but you was fucking your ex then you know, wanted to give him something I like sticking my brain who hasn't fucked their ex me?
Speaker 2:really, I don't never go back.
Speaker 3:I don't think you understand you don't exist in my world.
Speaker 2:If we get to the point where, like I'm't think you understand, you don't exist in my world. If we get to the point where, like I'm done with you, I'm done, I think that's just the cancer in me what kind of cancer?
Speaker 4:hey, yo, yo, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:No, I get that. I get that, though. I get that because this is probably like if I was to say any exes that I might have went back to, I only done it twice, that's it, yeah, so I get that, yeah yeah, does the pettiness have to be sex? No, no, it could be anything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it could be anything, but I'm not saying that. It doesn't seem like the pettiest thing.
Speaker 3:It has to be the right sex you could have been like oh, that bitch got bad bucks.
Speaker 1:Well, I mushed an ex.
Speaker 3:Not domestic violence. Oh, her birthday. But why Was that intentional?
Speaker 1:I mushed an ex, not domestic violence On her birthday, but why Was?
Speaker 2:that intentional Everything for him is sexual abuse.
Speaker 3:Was it intentional? For it to be petty, it has to be intentional.
Speaker 1:Yes, because there was another girl. I went to the club with another female but we was like she was an ex then, yeah was she even a girlfriend, not really.
Speaker 3:Then you can't call that an ex flings. Don't count. At this point, you don't even know. I don't it has to be like. You was just out here calling an initial person. You was in a relationship.
Speaker 1:I never none of my exes. Oh, I think either.
Speaker 3:We ended amicably, yeah, you struggled with that, but that was right.
Speaker 2:No, I said yeah, but you struggled with it, or we just never talked after yeah, see, my level of petty is like, which is why I try not to be petty because I probably lock your mother in the bathroom with a tub full of bleach and ammonia mixed and took your inhaler out of the medicine cabinet.
Speaker 4:Allegedly.
Speaker 1:I felt like he did this before and good with the, allegedly because this nigga he just described a crime scene that they couldn't figure out. Who did it.
Speaker 3:Okay, now they about to open up a cold case.
Speaker 1:In the last 10 years.
Speaker 3:I feel like, for me though like Okay, netflix I feel like.
Speaker 2:Shawnee Surviving Shawnee.
Speaker 3:Like when you hear some people's stories where it be like the ultimate petty, like a dude asleep with the chick's mom or the chick asleep with the dude's father. That's crazy, fucking wild. Yeah. Even with somebody's parent, that you deal with is just nuts. I feel like have you done it before I feel.
Speaker 1:Would you do it?
Speaker 3:I mean, it depends on what the daddy look like right. If the daddy is fine.
Speaker 4:It depends on what the daddy look like. If the daddy is fine, it depends on what the daddy or the mama, look like Ain't nobody got.
Speaker 2:No fine, daddy Read scarred.
Speaker 3:Reddit.
Speaker 1:Nene.
Speaker 3:It depends on what the daddy or the mama look like Either or Either or Sleep with my mama is crazy, can you imagine? That's why I smashed your mom's Word all day? That's crazy. Get it Sleep with my mama is crazy. Can you imagine? That's why I smashed your mom's work all day.
Speaker 3:That's crazy you know, your mother got this work right. I put a strap on your mom. That's crazy, oh my God, oh shit. She said I was better than your dad. Yeah, call me your new stepmom. Oh wow, oh my God. I never had you got two moms. Now Get out of here.
Speaker 1:No, I never had, I have.
Speaker 4:We know you had what you had two moms no.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to figure out where you going with it.
Speaker 1:I'm saying I did sleep with somebody's mother.
Speaker 3:You did sleep with somebody's mother.
Speaker 1:But that don't count.
Speaker 4:Why it don't count.
Speaker 1:It was his no because hey yo, hey yo.
Speaker 3:I wish we had video, because this motherfucker could maybe hop out my seat, hey yo. Hey yo, hey yo. Y'all have to relax In the windows to my sofa Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1:Oh hey, yo.
Speaker 3:Shut all the way the fuck up until you reach the top of the fucking mountain where there are no more High five bitch.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo, nah, nah, I was. It doesn't count, but I was dating someone who had a Little kid, so who's probably older. I can say that to him now, but Doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 3:Okay, you lost me. I mean, they had a.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I can say that to them now, but it doesn't mean anything. Okay, you lost me. Yeah, I mean they had a child when I was and they're older now. Yeah, oh, okay, okay, so if we end up quarreling, I can say that shit, but I don't know what he fucking is anymore.
Speaker 2:He's like you're not my dad.
Speaker 1:That's right.
Speaker 3:Or maybe Maybe.
Speaker 2:We dad that's right, or maybe Maybe.
Speaker 3:Okay, I know.
Speaker 2:You guys heard about that NYU student that woke up to her roommate peeing on her. I would have beat the shit out of that bitch.
Speaker 1:But I thought he was in jail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, leave R Kelly alone. So.
Speaker 3:And that's a lot coming from Mr Mr SeanA.
Speaker 1:So I know, leaving him alone is crazy so I'm PO people all the time for money for a little bit of coin oh my god silver coin you, you is, I can't. He only pees for the bronze coins.
Speaker 2:Not the bronze coins. What Sir?
Speaker 3:Turn your mic off.
Speaker 1:A penny for a pee.
Speaker 2:Just mute it right now, that's actually a penny for a pee, like Usher's song. He said a penny for your thoughts, a nickel for your piss.
Speaker 1:That's what he said. You know what?
Speaker 3:I'm glad you even asked.
Speaker 1:I try to stop myself, as I was saying.
Speaker 4:Go ahead.
Speaker 3:It's actually audio for that right yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, what's the audio? So Alani Belcher, she's a sophomore at NYU. Oh my God, what's the audio? So Alani Belcher, she's a sophomore at NYU and she says on April 12th that she woke up finding her roommate squatting over her and urinating on her.
Speaker 3:I'd have punched that bitch in the pussy.
Speaker 2:She was allegedly under the influence of alcohol. She says she was freaked out. So she got up and said what are you doing? And her roommate said, oh sorry. And she reported it to NYU administrators who failed to provide any kind of real help to her. She said she cleaned herself and her mattress up, immediately reached out to the Department of Campus Safety. Two officers responded, but they pretty much didn't do anything either, and they said it's not worth waiting for the police. She ended up filing her own police report. She requested temporary housing and the school denied her. Wow, um. So she feels like it's retaliation because, um, I guess there was an issue between them previously where a text was sent where, um, she told her roommate the night before to keep her phone conversations down, and she feels like this was in retaliation to that.
Speaker 3:She should have punched that bitch in the pussy.
Speaker 1:Like no bitch, I'm going to piss on you.
Speaker 3:She had a full punch Letting someone piss on you and then letting them leave, and you just get up and clean your mess. Like, oh, I'm sorry, like what I would have shit on that bitch pillow Was this? Was these people Caucasian? Was this a Caucasian?
Speaker 4:situation. That's what I was going to ask White people doing white things. I don't know if the roommate was.
Speaker 2:The one who got peed on was not, but I don't know if the roommate was, so I'm like that's some bold shit that squat over somebody's sleep and piss oh my god, was it like in her face. I don't think it matters. It said it was on her arms, but I don't think it matters.
Speaker 3:You're peeing on me it's absolutely no, I know, but I'm just saying I don't care how drunk you are.
Speaker 2:You have to now get on top of my bed. Drunk means you're squat over me and pee Like. That's completely no. We like to use that bullshit.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. The crazy part is she probably wasn't even that drunk. She knew what the fuck she was doing Exactly.
Speaker 1:She just tried to use the drunk excuse. Watch me go over there and piss on this bitch.
Speaker 2:The fact that these schools constantly drop the ball when it comes to serving All the time, all through the school Until the bitch got punched in the pussy.
Speaker 3:Then they probably would have been like why would you do that bitch? She's peeing on me. That's assault with a deadly weapon cause? I don't know if she has any kind of fucking. She could be pissing on me with herpes.
Speaker 2:I'm folding you right up in my mattress allegedly allegedly in the bathroom, in the tub with ammonia. No inhaler, oh my god that shit would have been packed that night In the bathroom in the tub with ammonia, no inhaler.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, Her shit would have been packed that night. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm like all right, you about to go back to sleep.
Speaker 1:Or Miss Connecticut, you ever been peed on?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Like.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:For pleasure. No, the way he said it For pleasure.
Speaker 3:Right, no, nene. He said it For pleasure, right, no, nene. I'm not answering that question.
Speaker 2:Why not?
Speaker 1:She answered that question. She just answered it. Yeah, you did, sean.
Speaker 2:Lead on. So what do you guys normally?
Speaker 1:see man Sean P.
Speaker 2:Not you NYU student, All right, so everybody looks. All of y'all at this table have been urinated on that.
Speaker 1:Not everybody at this table, no.
Speaker 3:I ain't that kinky.
Speaker 2:That ain't even sound believable.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:I have not been peed on, so how come that wasn't your answer initially? What?
Speaker 3:Was it like a.
Speaker 1:No a full on pee.
Speaker 3:Like you laying down and getting peed on, or is it like you had a full on pee? You getting hit?
Speaker 1:with like a word of those.
Speaker 3:She asking what type of.
Speaker 1:Is it like a a full on pee you getting hit with like a water hose? She?
Speaker 3:she saying what type of is it like a a lot of you answering for me. I'm saying she's like is it like a stream of pee or is it like a?
Speaker 2:load.
Speaker 3:So one of my friends got peed on, but they was in the shower with their significant other.
Speaker 4:That don't count.
Speaker 2:And they kind of that was your friend. Yeah, that doesn't count, go manji.
Speaker 3:Go pee pee. No, I feel like that don't count, oh shit. Like who cleans that up out there? You know what I mean. Like where y'all peeing, yeah. Like and like how y'all look at each other. Are you laying on plastic?
Speaker 1:right on the rug. It's like the dog on the rug that is crazy.
Speaker 3:That's the stuff I think about, like who cleaning that shit up, you know? Ain't nobody got time for that, not you getting peed on in the bed. That's wild.
Speaker 4:Some people got.
Speaker 1:What is it?
Speaker 3:Waterproof, little waterproof thing they put down. Oh, you know what? What? Their little bed bug coverings, his bed bug coverings, his bed bug coverings, yo y'all.
Speaker 1:Shut up Y'all saying this like Shut up Y'all saying this. Like y'all know, they got coverings waterproof sheets and shit.
Speaker 2:I only use hypoallergenic sheets. Oh my God, I don't know anything about those other ones.
Speaker 1:You get peed on or hypoallergenic.
Speaker 3:What, what happened?
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. Rosetta Stone.
Speaker 1:You get peed on Rosetta Stone too.
Speaker 3:He takes Ciborin that is crazy. What you got to ask. What do we normally sleep in? We're just going to move past this. It's getting messy.
Speaker 2:Do you sleep in pajamas, lingerie, a nightgown, sleep naked, a t-shirt and panties on or just a t-shirt? Some boxers?
Speaker 3:It depends. If I got a dick down, I'm sleeping naked. If, um, I'm just saying I'm putting it out there. Um, sometimes I'll have a pochette, sometimes I'll wear lingerie. If I'm feeling kinky, sometimes I will wear a t-shirt, no panties, um laughing, laughing. I don't have any Savage and Fenty, so, oh my God, but there, that's what it is.
Speaker 2:Mister, t-shirt and panties, or t-shirt and no panties.
Speaker 1:It's usually boxers or A muumuu. What the fuck is a muumuu? What the fuck is that? You got a bata.
Speaker 2:You got one of them, old nightgowns with the little floral print. They always look faded even though they new.
Speaker 3:And when he walk the back, get stuck in his butt, crack Cheeks be clapping.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God Like a Clyde Dale, oh my God. With a fuckingde Dale, oh my God With a fucking body.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got three colors of those you got canary yellow Rose.
Speaker 2:You got peach.
Speaker 1:It matches slippers bitch the fluffy joints with the toe, get out of here. It's boxes or nothing.
Speaker 3:Mooms are the best.
Speaker 1:Miss Connecticut.
Speaker 3:I sleep naked, okay.
Speaker 1:You got to you pack too much heat.
Speaker 3:No, I don't.
Speaker 1:You make yourself hot.
Speaker 3:No, I do not.
Speaker 1:You got two children on your chest.
Speaker 3:Hey, yeah, I'm going to the next stage left. Yeah, I'm coming with you Because, wow, not the two children on her chest is wild. That's fucking crazy, but yeah.
Speaker 2:Sean, I don't sleep.
Speaker 1:You just giggle, what.
Speaker 2:No, typically I sleep naked what I've said this before I cook naked Like I'm always naked around my house've said this before I cook naked I'm always naked around my house.
Speaker 4:That's how I am.
Speaker 1:I'm too hot. I run hot, so it needs to be cold. If I ain't got my air on or fan on, it's just.
Speaker 3:You a hot person.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I am too. I'm a furnace.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. I'm a furnace.
Speaker 2:And a winter I'll have a fan on throughout the entire year yeah, me too. And then in the summer I'll have my ac and a fan on yep. Oh, my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:That sounds like a cold right there. That's a whole cold damn. That makes me wonder do I run hot?
Speaker 2:I'm wrapped up snugly under my uh, my comforter. Yep, it's the most amazing thing. And then one leg out.
Speaker 3:I don't, I won't say I run hot, I just sleep under, I will close and then one leg out. I won't say I run hot, I just sleep under a lot of stuff. I would close you with the one leg out, because when you cover your feet it's like what If you do that?
Speaker 2:one leg out and the legs, it's the perfect mix, it's the perfect mix.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I just sleep under a lot of shit, so that's why I be having like.
Speaker 2:From your roommate.
Speaker 3:What, what, shut up, there you go. Wow, now I'll be having like two blankets. No, not two blankets, but I have like these little fleece blankets that I love. It's like weighted a little bit.
Speaker 2:I'll be having like two of those.
Speaker 3:I don't know, Weighted blanket or you sweating heavy, it's hot, it's because, I'm single, so I be wanting to feel like somebody in the bed with me.
Speaker 2:Okay, you know, I be like. Now what happens when you're in the bed with your weighted blanket and then you wake up and somebody is in bed with you Peeing on you and shit Peeing on me. And now you can't get out of the bed fast enough because you're going to a weighted blanket.
Speaker 3:She think it's a weighted blanket, but it's just her titties Shut up.
Speaker 1:She ain't got no weighted blankets at all. Them triple D's is covering everything. Oh my God, they're eating Triple.
Speaker 2:I'm past.
Speaker 1:No, I'm past Triple G. What the fuck you a dancer.
Speaker 3:I'm a triple, so she's like 8,000.
Speaker 2:Yo Yo Starting with 8,000.
Speaker 3:This is the shit.8,000, $8,000 $4,000 that's crazy, I don't know what y'all talking about. I got 8 cups girl bye little titties matter.
Speaker 1:You got 8 cup nipples. What the fuck? You got 8 times 10. Her areolas are C cups. 8 cup nipples, little titties matter, she got.
Speaker 3:A cup nipples. What the fuck. You got Three times ten Areolas and C cups. A cup nipples is crazy. Y'all is not doing me like this Shit. I talked about my titties and I got high. They were upset.
Speaker 1:What we on now.
Speaker 4:I don't know Hot ass titties.
Speaker 3:What's next? Oh my god, that was my stomach. Get out of here. So y'all hear about the caregiver busted For splurging on Sheen and paying bills with the Alzheimer's patient's credit card.
Speaker 1:Splurging.
Speaker 2:Splurging you was just like them old people.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:Calling it Alzheimer's.
Speaker 3:Alzheimer's. Don't get on my nerves, yo, same shit. Thank you, it's not.
Speaker 2:So they splurging on.
Speaker 1:Sheen you, so the explosion on Sheen.
Speaker 3:Yep. So the victim's power of attorney reported the unauthorized transactions after receiving a fraud alert for a $236.37 Sheen charge. Further investigation revealed additional unauthorized charges totaling over $1,000, including purchase of a mattress dog potty. You can get that on fucking Sheen. You can get a lot of shit on Sheen. Motor oil oh my God, oh shit.
Speaker 1:And dinnerware Powell also attempted to open a credited account in the victim's name.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, oh shit. And dinnerware Powell also attempted to open a credit account in the victim's name. That's crazy. Yeah, that's what people be doing, though at them little old people, homes and stuff. They go over there and they steal them people information. Especially, don't let them not have a family. Yeah, this is an 82 year old. Yeah, they 82-year-old. Yeah, they be doing them people dirty. I'm fucking up. Yeah, I'm fucking up. Left and right, they ADT.
Speaker 1:Yo, if they had that day, when they got.
Speaker 2:You know what Shut up?
Speaker 3:Some kind of life alert, but that's crazy, Like you got to be a shitty-ass person to take advantage of somebody with a disability.
Speaker 2:But it happens so often.
Speaker 3:It, does it, it's really sad yeah they probably be figuring like these people old, they don't need the money anymore, you know well no, no, all they gonna do is, you know, leave it to somebody else I don't think they would do that even if they wasn't old that's sure maybe they. What, if you think about it? This person didn't have anybody. I'm not saying like this justifies this shit, but this happens to people who know. This happens to people who didn't have anybody.
Speaker 3:I'm not saying this justifies this shit but this happens to people who don't have family who's willing to take care of them, because it's a power of attorney. There's no family member to be like uh bitch who the fuck, and don't let me get on the people that got conservators.
Speaker 1:Hey. Let's talk about it. No, no, no, no, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3:No, no, no no, let's talk about it, because them old people be like they, stealing my money and don't nobody be believing them.
Speaker 2:That happened to my great aunt Jebediah. Why is your aunt?
Speaker 3:named.
Speaker 2:Jebediah, your aunt named Jebediah. Don't judge.
Speaker 3:It's the way I looked at him, believing he was about to tell a story.
Speaker 4:Hits you every time right.
Speaker 3:Jebediah. Like that is. It's crazy, but no, his last name is.
Speaker 1:Jupiter.
Speaker 3:I do be feeling bad for elderly people.
Speaker 2:They be getting hit real bad yeah.
Speaker 1:So who do you know who had a conservator that was doing people wrong? You know where I work at? Oh yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:I see it every day. I'm telling.
Speaker 1:I was a conservator but I had to before. I had to do anything, I had to go for the small estate stuff. Whatever, they call them Prostitute.
Speaker 4:Not your night job Executor.
Speaker 1:That's what I have to be. Executor of the small estate, not your night job, oh shit.
Speaker 3:executor, that's what I have to be the executor of this small estate, that's what I said a lot of people doing those yeah anyway, good luck, 82 year old, hope you make it.
Speaker 1:Good luck, hope you make it to get your money back. He's not gonna remember any of this. Yeah, he has Alzheimer's.
Speaker 3:I just want y'all to know that y'all both going to hell.
Speaker 4:Why I'm going. Nah he not going to remember?
Speaker 2:He ain't going to remember, aren't they horrible people?
Speaker 3:Horrible. I'm not saying nothing. That's not the truth, though He'll remember it at some point. Speaking of scammers, did y'all get that little text that says you old for a toll?
Speaker 1:Them shits is going out heavy.
Speaker 3:Those toll tax.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:People really was putting their information into that shit. Hell, no, I'll be getting those.
Speaker 1:And I got one of those fucking easy pass things. I'll be leaving it. I'll be getting those yeah. People really like, oh shit, I need those. I go on the website. I know I ain't got no fees, don't? I'm going?
Speaker 3:to text you the text message and then email you, because I got an email too.
Speaker 2:I don't pay attention to the email Because I ain't crossed no border.
Speaker 3:The border. What.
Speaker 1:You always go down below.
Speaker 3:Oh, this is crazy.
Speaker 4:Crikey.
Speaker 3:Crikey, but no, they scamming big time. I don't be trusting nothing in my email. All the random emails will be like hello. I mean not emails, that is crazy. I don't be trusting nothing in my email, all the random emails will be like hello like.
Speaker 4:I mean not emails.
Speaker 3:The text will be like hello hi. Who the fuck is you talk about some hi, you know you know what's crazy. What's so bad? I be getting emails, like you know, because I was applying for a lot of different jobs and anytime I see this is so bad, anytime I see like an Indian, I'd be like nope.
Speaker 1:Yo Nope.
Speaker 3:Scam. Yo, I don't trust that. Hi, this is Hydeen, what's the name?
Speaker 2:No, they don't. They call and they be like hi, this is Susan. Yes.
Speaker 3:They be like hello, this is Susan. Because they don't know how to pronounce their name, so they got to come up with a name. They had one call Because they've been calling my job job lately and her name was amy and I was like your name is definitely not amy, what's your real name? Like I'm gonna ask that one day, what's your real name? But yeah, what they be getting people, I can think, making people believe they got a job, and then they send them information, then they send them a check and tell them to deposit the check so they can purchase equipment.
Speaker 3:then, I don't know, somehow they end up sending the people actual money and then they just go ghost and they're like, oh, I gave them money why.
Speaker 2:Why would you do that? Damn, that's crazy. Why would you give these people your money? All these people is going to rot in hell.
Speaker 3:It's crazy, but people get got all the time.
Speaker 1:But if you're making $20,000 a night Scamming.
Speaker 3:Scamming.
Speaker 2:Scamming $20,000 a night Scamming. I make $20,000 a night and I don't have to scam.
Speaker 1:Well, you're doing a version of scamming already.
Speaker 3:Oh what, $20,000 a night is crazy. Pick a hole. But how is that scamming?
Speaker 1:You don't know what hole you're picking.
Speaker 2:You stick to getting urinated on by your mother, oh.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, she can't aim.
Speaker 2:So she tried, so she got the wrong hole.
Speaker 3:Oh my goodness, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy, that's crazy, that's pretty true. Did you guys?
Speaker 4:hear about that Ecuadorian soccer player.
Speaker 1:What happened? Like she just creamed over an Ecuadorian player.
Speaker 2:I did not what the fuck was that? So 26-year-old Jackson Rodriguez. He allegedly hid under his bed as his 24-year-old wife and 5-year-old son were kidnapped by armed men who broke into their home. The men asked for $500,000 to release the wife and son, but the family didn't pay.
Speaker 3:Yo fuck them, Fuck them motherfuckers $500,000?.
Speaker 2:You think them bitches worth?
Speaker 3:$500,000?. He was trying to divorce her. He didn't want to pay her money.
Speaker 2:The police eventually found them, and so they're alive. I think I'm done with you. You think you're hit under the bed like turkey. That's what I'm about to ask.
Speaker 3:I'm like I don't give a fuck about this story. I need to know what happened after the fight Like this isn't taken.
Speaker 2:You're not under your bed so that you can remember what fucking color shoes Like he went under his bed like take the motherfucker Can you imagine the look she gave him when she got home. Fight for your family.
Speaker 3:I would have been like that bitch under the bed, Like nigga, what I'm telling when, Because I know he was in the house. Where were they when he was under the bed? Like was it like they all were hiding and they got to sit on top of the bed? Or was it like they were sitting on the bed See him shimmy his big ass under the bed, or he seen them come in and he hid first? Like I need to know she was bringing the baby here, she was giving the baby a bath to do a lot of click.
Speaker 3:He was like time to hide, that's so embarrassing, isn't that? Horrible, though that's fucked up I mean, but you know, no, I'm just saying you never,
Speaker 2:know how you react and his first thing was like no, you know. And he hit and he was like y'all stupid bitches are still sitting on the bed. Y'all should have hid. I don't know. That's horrible, that's crazy. The kid should have been like Daddy, can I play hide?
Speaker 1:and seek too Like yeah, go hide somewhere.
Speaker 3:Depending on what floor we is on, that baby would have been out the window. Go get help. Why is he going to hide?
Speaker 1:Well, first of all, little Eduardo wasn't doing nothing.
Speaker 3:Little Eduardo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, little Eduardo was not hiding nowhere he ain't fucking with his father.
Speaker 3:After that he was like my family will kill you, and got kidnapped. He don't know no better, he don't care, I wish he would. I mean.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, I'm like he here, I can't hide my big ass anywhere. You hid and didn't pay, I got $3. Take this shit, right.
Speaker 2:I'm not hiding, I got this cheese, bro, I got this Y'all stupid.
Speaker 3:Feels like you got your wife and your son Fuck them. Hoes, I'm good.
Speaker 1:I got five tater tots.
Speaker 2:I would have threw them all off If they came in. I would have been like it's morphin' time.
Speaker 3:They would have been like what the fuck, or you would have been dancing talking about check out my gravel pit. Them like gravel pit. What.
Speaker 2:But you know what?
Speaker 1:I'd sit in the other house down the street.
Speaker 2:You'd have been a yellow ranger I would have had on your peach nightgown, yeah Just bought that With a cigarette.
Speaker 3:Yo shut up and a chocolate in one hand. Horrible that's embarrassing.
Speaker 4:That is embarrassing.
Speaker 3:How do you show?
Speaker 1:your face after we can't even sleep in the same bed and they found their family so they came back to the house like you, son of a bitch.
Speaker 2:Like can you imagine?
Speaker 3:How long were they kidnapped for? They were probably going for 24 hours. I think it was two shifts.
Speaker 2:He probably was having the time of his life. Can you imagine? Can you imagine Daddy? Can you imagine, can? You imagine when the family is brought back together.
Speaker 1:The look they gave that motherfucker Eduardo was like.
Speaker 3:And he come talking about oh, I'm so glad you're safe. Fuck you, papi, what? Yeah that's crazy Little.
Speaker 2:Eduardo.
Speaker 3:No. Why you sound like mario.
Speaker 1:Oh my god oh my god, just a few from my head to my neck that's crazy yo it's wild.
Speaker 2:You would head under the bed, you would hide under the bed.
Speaker 1:Would I hide under the bed? Yo, they would see my mattress would be a big ass bump. They was like what the fuck is that? Whose toes are those? They would find me immediately my bed, too damn small Yo.
Speaker 3:I can't.
Speaker 1:Mister get your ass, can't Yo Mister? Get your ass out of that goddamn bed, my man. I was just trying to get the change. Y'all looking for money, right? Not the? Change Yo if my sons went and bust their ass, oh my God.
Speaker 3:That's sad. I feel bad for her.
Speaker 2:I do too. She gotta find her new husband, cause can you imagine Like it could've turned out Completely? Yeah, that's fucked up Worse.
Speaker 1:Yo, what would you do when you see your husband? Like, when you come back and see your husband, what would you actually do? You?
Speaker 2:don't exist anymore.
Speaker 3:This is my house.
Speaker 2:No bitch. Today, as soon as the authorities Is driving back down my street, I'm like I don't even know.
Speaker 3:For all we know, she set it up and it was her scheme to get some money. She ain't get shit, ain't get nothing.
Speaker 2:Now she got to go back home. All she got was embarrassed Little Sabrina got some fucking.
Speaker 3:She thought he loved her she fucked around and found out that her husband was a bitch.
Speaker 1:Sabrina and Eduardo wasn't doing this shit bro.
Speaker 3:Okay, now she got to go back to her regular life.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? Selling Kool-Aid on the beach.
Speaker 3:Yo shut the fuck up. Who the fuck is selling Kool-Aid on a?
Speaker 4:beach. What is it? Ecuador, ecuador, where the hell did you get?
Speaker 3:that from Yo. Can you imagine somebody trying to sell you Kool-Aid on the beach? What flavors you got.
Speaker 1:Red grape Sells some water with those yodels. What kind of container would it be in Fucking sodas?
Speaker 3:Yaditos. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's Kool-Aid Soda, so they got it. They can't. Them shit's banging Yonitos, they get Joros On the beach. It's like what you want A rojo.
Speaker 4:Red, y'all done.
Speaker 1:Absolutely horrible, absolutely horrible. I'm gonna need y'all To do better no serious they gotta work to get that money for just in case the next kidnap. They gotta go out there and work.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna need him to put some security cameras up. He had security cameras.
Speaker 1:That's how he knew how to hide.
Speaker 3:He seen them bitches coming it's just a box where you get a mattress laying on the floor. Bitch can't hide out of this shit now.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine, though he in the closet now? People was breaking in and his wife and daughter was trying to get under the bed too, and he pushed them out. He kicked the bitch?
Speaker 3:No, he was like we ain't got enough room out here, no mas, no mas.
Speaker 4:No it's him probably trying to tell the police what happened and they're asking him where he was at during this. Ayuda me, papi, ayuda me, okay.
Speaker 2:So we're moving on. So, speaking of, did you see that? Speaking of what Tangerine tits, oh shit, in his White House? Is that a message he sent? Speaking of what tangerine tits, oh shit, in his white house? The message he said shared on their twitter page that they have changed the meaning of DEI, now to deport every illegal. That's why he was under the bed did they really say that?
Speaker 1:yeah, for real, it was the white house post.
Speaker 3:Shut the fuck up when I heard that. I was like at first. I was like At first. I was like it can't be fucking real.
Speaker 1:It's real.
Speaker 3:I gotta go see the comments under that the official site.
Speaker 1:And then Elon Musk is still in the fucking White House. Deport him.
Speaker 2:This fool's wife is still.
Speaker 1:What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3:Deport. Trump is a wild boy With your wife.
Speaker 1:And then Elon.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 3:They really did that yeah.
Speaker 2:It's absolutely wild. This country is just going to shit Like In a Florida toilet.
Speaker 3:Not in a florida toilet you, you, you are dismissed.
Speaker 2:I'm so sorry you yeah I'm dismissed.
Speaker 1:I am not associated with these people oh my god, we're not gonna get sponsors anywhere, like what the fuck y'all talking about.
Speaker 4:I just want to know like what's his plan?
Speaker 3:To deport all the illegals yeah, but like what's the benefit of deport, Like what he think is the benefit of Put all black people back into slavery? We already in slavery, but yeah, I do want to know what his plan is though. We already in slavery, but I do want to know what his plan is, though that is his plan.
Speaker 1:He has a concept he's going to get everybody out of the country so he can charge everybody. To come back into this country Basically.
Speaker 2:I know what that makes so much sense.
Speaker 1:It does. Yeah, that's it Basically. If you can't afford to be in America, stay your ass out of.
Speaker 3:America. I already started with his what the golden green?
Speaker 1:card the gold card.
Speaker 3:That's a hot ass mask. No, it really is. That's wild, that's fine.
Speaker 1:We'll leave, and then everybody else got to right away to start bombing and shit. What.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, please don't Edward. Oh my God, I have to read this, please don't. Edward After we leave Edward. Edward, edward, yeah.
Speaker 1:Edward. Anyway, I don't mean it. Allegedly I'm going to be on the shade room, like this motherfucker said. I didn't mean it. What's the joke? Shaking my head allegedly whatever you want, all the pretenses, I guess.
Speaker 3:Post-tenses, post-tenses see, I see the thing where uh 99 people that can help and a bitch ain't one eat a gorilla, oh a list because clearly the hundred men ain't winning. And they got a list. They got people, yeah, they got a list of 99 people that will still lose well, let's just start off with a couple names. So first on the list is michael j white, and if y'all don't know who michael j white spawn he is the actor who played Spawn. He is the actor in why Did I Get Married?
Speaker 3:he's losing the husband of Tasha right um. They have he's losing.
Speaker 2:Why'd they pick him they?
Speaker 1:pick people that can fight other humans, not a fucking gorilla that lifts 4,000 pounds on his chest.
Speaker 3:They're just being funny, I know. As far as like. So, because two people on here crack me up right now, and that one of them is Solange.
Speaker 2:Solange will beat the gorilla ass. The other one for me was Monica.
Speaker 1:Solange will win if the gorilla was in an elevator.
Speaker 2:They had Chris Brown on there.
Speaker 3:They're annoying. They had Draymond Green.
Speaker 1:He'll win.
Speaker 3:I agree He'll win, 1989 Pistons.
Speaker 1:Hey yo Bad Boy Pistons.
Speaker 3:Yup, yup, bob Sanders. Why fucking Bob Sanders?
Speaker 1:Hey yo Shaq, Nah, Shaq gets ass whooped. Oh shit, Grab Popovich, though he don't take no shit. They said Mike Tyson, mike Tyson actually wanted to fight a fucking gorilla, no, but the one that cracked me up was they said white people after they hockey team.
Speaker 2:Yo for real.
Speaker 3:What? Because they be tearing up the whole city. And they said NYPD, lapd and CPD, yes, and if y'all don't know what that is, that is New York Police Department, los Angeles Police Department and Chicago Police Department you know, who I'm surprised they don't have on here. Mystical he already attacking bears, so why not go for the gorillas?
Speaker 1:that's a fucking fair point. He told us to help the bear.
Speaker 3:Right, exactly, help the bear. You got to add him on you. John Farrell, that's true. Who else they got?
Speaker 1:I think Sean could take the gorilla.
Speaker 3:They got 1964 to 1967, muhammad Ali.
Speaker 1:Why is that? Because, by the time y'all done, he sleep. Gorilla is gone.
Speaker 3:So they got Deontay Wilder on here.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to. He ain't got enough energy to fuck with you, oh my.
Speaker 3:God, I'm just trying to move past it. Youtube is, I agree, ain't got enough energy to fuck with you. I'm just trying to move past it. 2008 Steelers defense I agree, you'll win.
Speaker 2:We're just going to move past this.
Speaker 3:They said Robert Asti. I agree.
Speaker 1:Malice in the Palace. Yep, You'll win.
Speaker 3:Malice in the Palace.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:I would not.
Speaker 3:I would fail miserably, because his first two attacks the only person I don't really agree with is Floyd Mayweather. I don't see that happening at all.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:I see why they put him on there, though he's a defensive bot I get it, but I don't see it.
Speaker 3:This can't be like oh, we got you know Like we're the strong people.
Speaker 1:I'll put Trump in there, exactly.
Speaker 3:You just want him to get beat up. Exactly who would I put up?
Speaker 1:His little toupee flies off.
Speaker 3:Yo get out of here His toupee, fly off. That gorilla is running. It came from his butt, so Did you see the video of the guy dressed as a gorilla fly off. That gorilla is running. It came from his butt. Did you see the video of?
Speaker 2:the guy dressed as a gorilla. Yo, why, why.
Speaker 1:I'm done y'all, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3:We're just gonna.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're moving on. Yeah, we're on your favorite part. No, we're not.
Speaker 3:We got some fan on Toupee came from. Yeah, we're on your favorite part. Let's just go ahead?
Speaker 2:no, we're not, oh, we're not.
Speaker 1:We got some fan mail oh shit, yes, oh shit, fan mail, fan mail did you just say fan mail? What I am, not a you got what. I am not a character on centers, so back to different.
Speaker 2:Our first fan mail says I am not a character on centers. So our first fan mail says so y'all just gonna roll over Nene saying sub-sequence instead of sub-sequence.
Speaker 3:Mind your business, mind your business.
Speaker 1:Well, good catch, cause I can't remember. I wish y'all would have heard it.
Speaker 3:Just mind your business.
Speaker 1:Sub-sequence. That's probably how she said it too.
Speaker 2:Next one says Roman soldiers and troops were responsible for carrying out Christ's arrest and crucifixion. So, kenyan pastor, why are you running to the police? They're going to get you too. Pastor, you ain't that part in the Bible, for real. For real.
Speaker 3:Word Stupid For real Word Stupid. Stop calling yourselves.
Speaker 2:Jesus. And let's see Our last one says table for three. Y'all fucking with me. Last week was Janet, now you got the line dances. Y'all about to have me bring my knees back and spine and ankles out of retirement. That is what you need to do.
Speaker 1:Bring it out, let's do it. Bring them out, bring him out.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious, not the spine, yeah.
Speaker 4:Thank you. Thank you for your family.
Speaker 1:Yes, thank you, keep them coming Keep them coming Like I do.
Speaker 2:So now I'm going to work on the part of the show, mister.
Speaker 3:I just got that. I hate that. I hate that. Keep it right there. I hate that. That's how you feel it.
Speaker 2:Drop a gem on him.
Speaker 1:Drop your deeces. All right, all right, check this out. Gem number one. I really like this question. Question of the day what does a woman value more?
Speaker 4:Being provided for by a man or being taught by a man.
Speaker 3:I would say being taught, because ain't nobody provide shit for me yet.
Speaker 1:So what are they teaching you?
Speaker 3:Anything, literally anything, anything. I like smart people. I like people that can teach me about myself.
Speaker 1:How did that work?
Speaker 3:Being observant. Some people that are very observant could tell you things about you that you don't notice.
Speaker 1:And you're receptive of that. Hell yeah, most people aren't. Most people don't think they got a problem at all.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I know I'm flawed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, sean, what do you think?
Speaker 3:No, you don't want to know. I had an answer.
Speaker 1:Being provided for by a man or being taught by a man.
Speaker 2:What do you think I'm?
Speaker 1:going to say being provided by, that's what they value more.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, because most of these bitches are stubborn. They don't want you to tell them shit.
Speaker 3:That's true. My thing, like my thing with that, was like what is he teaching? Like, what do they mean by being taught? Because I've seen that before and I watched the comment section and, surprisingly, a lot of chicks was like teach me. So I wanted to jump in and be like well, you, what do y'all want to be taught? Like, what is the teaching? Like, what do you want to know? Because I feel like for me, I feel like it's both equally, and the only reason why I say teaching is I feel like in a relationship, you're going to teach each other something. It's a level of growing together. So I can see that. So why would you value either or over the other?
Speaker 1:I think it should be. She's thinking for man and woman. No, I'm not Woman. What do you think women value more?
Speaker 3:I'm a fucking woman. So which one is it? I'm telling you. I just said what it is for me well, you're not listening both exactly, I wouldn't pick neither one.
Speaker 2:Okay, I like the teach me thing threw me off, because I know that there are a lot of times where, um and I think we've even talked about this previously where, like, there's been stories where, like men, like try to teach women how to be a woman.
Speaker 3:Like, like Right, and how is that possible?
Speaker 1:So I heard Beyonce, was you know? When she was shouting out Jay-Z, that's what she says. She, she kind of says she, he taught me how to be a better woman, and she, she didn't go into details of what that is, you know, I'm kind of she taught.
Speaker 3:He taught her to be a better woman for him there you go, that's basically what that was. That's not him teaching her to be a woman so do you think?
Speaker 3:that's because it was from beyond. That is kind of a level of grooming, but but that's. In every relationship, though, though You're going to want to, you have to teach the person to be the person you want them to be, to make you a better you and a better them. You understand what I'm saying. I lost y'all. So what I'm saying is, in a relationship, y'all have a level of growth together. So, of course, you're going to come into a relationship. You don't automatically know what the fuck I want. You don't automatically know what the fuck I want. I don't automatically know what the fuck you want. So we're teaching each other what I want you to be for me and what you want me to be for you. That's what I mean by that.
Speaker 1:That's what I think she meant and that's what I think this quote is saying.
Speaker 3:I don't know about that part. She's like I don't know about that we gonna leave that there.
Speaker 1:That's my opinion.
Speaker 3:Show me the way to remember that song that was a good song that was a good song that was a good song, was that uh music? Yeah, let him sing it pew pew.
Speaker 1:Thanks, mate. Um uh uh. Gym number two it's your face y'all. Stop. When a guy can cook, it automatically cancels out three red flags. Absolutely not it depends on the red flag now what if his red flag is like I don't know, he don't wash his feet.
Speaker 3:Nah, I can't even say that, because I met a guy he was a chef and it was amazing. It canceled out a couple red flags, but he had a fucked up ass relationship with his mom and I couldn't get past it.
Speaker 2:That's one red flag.
Speaker 3:That was the biggest red flag for me, because it was like to the point. Like you, had dreads.
Speaker 2:He was mixed.
Speaker 3:His mom was white. So it was giving like you know how white people can't be talking. Yeah, it was like bad. Like he. I told you mom fuck off. Yeah, he hated her and I couldn't get past that Like damn, you don't like your mom, yeah that's crazy. I couldn't get past it. It was like crazy.
Speaker 1:So it canceled all three red flags, but just not that flag.
Speaker 3:Like our first initial date, like he did like a whole candlelit dinner type shit and I was like, damn, I love this, but you're crazy.
Speaker 1:So it didn't cancel out the main flag, but it canceled out something the main flag, but it canceled out something.
Speaker 3:No, that was like the biggest main flag for me. He's clearly not around, so it didn't cancel shit. You gotta be a super big back to be like fuck these red flags.
Speaker 2:The super big back is crazy. I think it kind of depends on what you view as a red flag. So I feel like there's levels to red flags. So it's like okay, if you found somebody that can cook, and it's like all right, you know what? I appreciate the fact that you feed me and it's actually worth eating. I can look past and I can accept the fact that you don't clean around the house, or you don't do around the house or you don't. You know, do gross the grocery shopping, or you don't like.
Speaker 3:You know like minor, minor, stupid shit. I wouldn't even consider those red flags though.
Speaker 2:Well, if you don't clean their house?
Speaker 3:No, no, no, I mean like major, like major ass fucking red flags.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. It's levels to red flags. I can accept if minor ones, but Like big shit. Cooking ain't gonna take away the fact that you know you beating me. Yeah, Like that's the bitch. No tenderized steak.
Speaker 1:Hey yo you beating me is crazy. Hey yo trigger. I'm sorry if anybody gets triggered. Yo that is crazy. Yo that is crazy.
Speaker 2:That shrimp pasta is delicious, but Don't black. My eye Got a little scalp in there. Is that my bottom lip in there?
Speaker 3:I lost three teeth.
Speaker 2:That's absolutely horrible. I lost three teeth Table for three does not condone the mess.
Speaker 3:You definitely don't. You can't laugh at the end of that either.
Speaker 1:That almost sounds like you.
Speaker 3:He was like we do not condone it. Ooh, beat me. No, this is funny, this is going to be our last episode.
Speaker 2:I'm okay with that. I'm about to hide under my bed, so these two bitches can't.
Speaker 1:At this point, everybody know what they signed up for. At this point, everybody know what they signed up for.
Speaker 3:He gonna just have to like, do a spinoff, a spinoff podcast. Seat for 12. It's gonna be called, not the Table for 30. Seat for two. Last one To the people who use K and the thumbs up emoji as a reply have a terrible day. I'm surprised they didn't put the double KK, K.
Speaker 1:People do.
Speaker 3:KKs. People say that K KK.
Speaker 1:K, I actually spell the word okay with the A-Y at the end. I do too.
Speaker 3:I do too, but then I also just do. Okay, I do that one as well. Wait so someone's sending you a thumbs up and then you just put, okay, that's what you just said.
Speaker 1:They either they reply you with an okay or the thumbs up emoji.
Speaker 3:I can't say that thumbs up emoji I don't do the emoji, but I like, I like, like the text, and that'd be the end of the conversation for me.
Speaker 2:Because, you know what you're doing yeah Like oh okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, girl bye.
Speaker 2:It annoys me when you send the K or the KK.
Speaker 3:The KK irritates me, it just annoys me. Why KK? Because it's childish.
Speaker 2:But I was talking to Nene earlier today about an incident that took place and I had texted this person and they responded back with and I had like an Aaliyah four page letter and they responded back and was like K you're brushing me the fuck off because you.
Speaker 1:Four page letters deserve a K. That should have made me drive my car through your living room the fuck Okay, was the four page letter necessary?
Speaker 2:That shit pisses me off. I felt it was necessary at the time.
Speaker 1:It could have been a conversation. It had to be in the text. No, you have to understand the context of it. That's what I'm trying.
Speaker 3:I saw the message and that response was not warranted for that message at all.
Speaker 1:But was the message.
Speaker 3:It wasn't no, get at message.
Speaker 1:No, no what I'm saying, but would the matches be better communicated as a conversation other than the text? What do you mean Like, other than sending it as a?
Speaker 3:situation no, it was, it was okay. Okay, it was okay.
Speaker 1:Because this situation is a special situation that needed to be a text.
Speaker 2:No, it didn't need to be a text, but it was okay being a text. Okay, yeah. It could have been a quick little conversation, but it was okay being a text, but based on what it was about, that response was like okay, you and your feelings.
Speaker 1:What if they didn't want to type that long?
Speaker 3:No, send a fucking voice note. No At that point, if you don't want to type the message.
Speaker 1:The original text should have been a voice note.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. You pick up If you don't want to text that back. Because, like me, if I get a thing and I'm like that's a lot to text that back because, like me, if I get a thing and I don't, I'm like that's a lot to text, I'm gonna call you and tell you how I feel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm saying that person originally they decided to send up but I'm saying but the original text no, no, no. I don't care how you put, it has to be spin it, so the original text shouldn't have been a phone call at all. It's okay for that original. Well, I don't know the situation, so it's okay for that original. Well, I don't know the situation, so it's okay for that original text.
Speaker 3:Yes, it didn't need to work, it didn't need a phone call and even if it was a response call, your response on the phone was okay or okay but I'm saying I think, I think the response on the phone probably been more than okay.
Speaker 1:It would have been a problem. I don't know, I feel like, but again, I don't know the situation, so maybe I don't know. I feel like, again, I don't know the situation, so maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but so, like NeNe was saying, even if it did warrant, the initial part of the conversation warranted speaking on the phone.
Speaker 4:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Why was that your response?
Speaker 3:They were being petty they chose to send that response. They were being petty. How do we know that it could have been like? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because, y'all know, because of the situation. Okay, I get that I'm taking myself out of the situation in like a regular dagular type of text thread back and forth without the situation.
Speaker 3:No, you thinking it was like a you know such and such and all right, I see it, and you're like okay, no you thinking it was like a you know such and such and all right, I see it.
Speaker 1:And you're like, okay, no, no, people get those types of texts. So I'm trying to take it out of this situation because I don't know the background of it, because whatever that is is warranted, that the K wasn't a good response. I'm just saying, as a regular, I'm texting Mrs Connecticut and I'm texting Mrs Connecticut and I'm big and she just got off of work and she reading all that shit like nigga. I am not going to respond the way you want me to respond.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't respond at all Exactly Until I'm ready to Right yeah.
Speaker 1:So you don't respond? Oh, so you're saying don't respond with a K you?
Speaker 2:chose to respond, which means you had time.
Speaker 3:To read the text. But you had time to respond Because you chose to respond, Even if you say a K or a thumbs up, meaning like oh, I'm too busy, so I'm just saying no, you don't do that.
Speaker 1:You don't do that. I get what you're saying.
Speaker 3:You're being an asshole If you have to respond in any manner.
Speaker 2:You're choosing the way you're responding.
Speaker 3:Right, and that's your initial response.
Speaker 1:What if I'm on a road?
Speaker 2:and I can't, I can't. I'm acknowledging that I acknowledge that you sent the text and I want to let you know that I acknowledge don't text and drive no that's stupid.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to figure out.
Speaker 3:You know what I learned, though, like, over time. Like guys don't like paragraphs yeah, like they.
Speaker 1:Like they pick up the phone at that point and call what?
Speaker 3:So what I've learned? Don't listen to that. They don't like talking period. If it's anything that has to be accountable for anything or whatever.
Speaker 1:Don't do that, don't do that. You're not going to talk.
Speaker 2:Don't do that. They don't want to do it. That's not true, but most of them prefer to text than talk if it's a conversation they don't really want to engage in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I learned to just you know, I'll send some shit like bait Not bait, but like get the conversation going without slamming them with like a paragraph.
Speaker 1:Because as soon as they see a paragraph, they're like it's like yeah, that's what I'm trying to get at, you know.
Speaker 3:I like ease it in on them.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm trying to get at. Like you can't expect, like you just don't reply.
Speaker 3:I get it, but sometimes we reply just to say hey, I acknowledge this, but that wasn't the game, but didn't you make your situation worse?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know the scenario on that one.
Speaker 3:Sometimes, when guys do that, it makes the situation worse. It's just like if you're not ready to talk, don't respond, or just call me originally with a set of long-page essays.
Speaker 1:So I ain't got to fucking If they call.
Speaker 3:So I guess what I'm confused by, confused by is you're focused on the length of the initial.
Speaker 1:And what does the length have to do? They don't like text messages. They can't read, that's it. They don't like paragraphs, I know they don't, because not only a text could be misconstrued or misunderstood. We don't understand, we might not see the tonality of what you're trying to say. So ask that or just call us and say what you want to say.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but if you don't understand it, I'm going to call you.
Speaker 1:What I'm saying is why can't y'all call instead of sending a long text?
Speaker 3:Because sometimes, if we do call to start something, you might be like I'm busy, okay.
Speaker 1:Then you have your answer, and so you won't have to have a problem with the type of response you got. Well, honestly.
Speaker 3:I feel like sometimes, with sending a text, you have time to think about what you're writing.
Speaker 1:Correct, you can articulate yourself a little bit better. Okay, you can do that still and call. You can put your thoughts together and then call.
Speaker 3:This is true, but you got the text, so you're the one that got to respond. But I'm saying like.
Speaker 2:All I'm saying is there's more than one way other than a long ass text, yeah, but so here's the thing, because, again, I think the focus is on the length of the text and that really has nothing to do with any of the.
Speaker 3:And it doesn't matter. You can't dictate that.
Speaker 2:You could have gotten a text that said that's three words, uh-huh. Your response still K, based on what those three words were.
Speaker 1:Right, but your emotional response wouldn't be as bad to the three-word original text with a K. Because you're saying that? Because you sent the long text and you only got a K out of it was.
Speaker 3:No, he just said, even if he sent the three words.
Speaker 4:He could have said I love you and the person would have said K.
Speaker 3:He could have said I love you and the person would have said K yeah.
Speaker 1:So originally you said I sent it as a response like a K. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Based on what was said in the Right.
Speaker 1:So that is like okay, maybe you would have had a better response if you would have called and said it. I'm just trying to say it like. That's why I'm bringing up the length of it.
Speaker 3:It wouldn't have mattered. They responded off of what was said, based on the situation I understand, so if he had a call, I'm trying to take that out of it the same.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to take that out of it like.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying even if he called it and said the same thing, that person still would have been like, because it was based on what was said, not on the length of it, Right based on the situation.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to take the situation out of it.
Speaker 3:Okay, so now that brings it to his point where he was like he could have said, or like she just said, I love you, and the person responds K Okay, that's an issue.
Speaker 2:Don't respond K to me how far along are y'all in this relationship.
Speaker 3:And that's our jam.
Speaker 1:That's our jam 30 days or less, you're going to get a K 30 days or less. You're going to get a K.
Speaker 4:motherfucker, you sound like 30 days before you still going to get a K? No, all right, that is it.
Speaker 3:Nacho set up for the bullshit.
Speaker 2:That's when the communication thing really matters, yeah.
Speaker 3:And people don't know how to come up with it. No, that's true though.
Speaker 1:You know who I would like to have on an episode to talk about this?
Speaker 3:No, because I can't even comprehend what was being said. Thank you, and we know exactly who you were going to say. Moving on, barney Rubble.
Speaker 1:Damn. Thank you for joining us for one last time.
Speaker 2:Because I don't know if we're going to make it back.
Speaker 3:It's the final episode of this podcast.
Speaker 1:We love y'all. Thank y'all, we don't cancel out.
Speaker 4:We see y'all next week. Try me, try me feel so exciting Thought of highly, it's yours, highly, I'll be more than a lover, more than a woman, more than a lover. I'll be more than a lover, more than a woman, more than a lover. I'll be more than enough for you.
