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Strange connections in the digital age take center stage as we explore two headline-grabbing marriages – an Indonesian content creator who wed his rice cooker in full traditional attire (only to divorce it four days later because "it only cooked rice"), and a 58-year-old woman who found companionship with an AI chatbot named Lucas after paying $303 for a lifetime "husband" subscription. These bizarre relationships spark a deeper conversation about loneliness, digital connections, and the lengths people go for attention in our social media-driven world.
The conversation takes a deadly serious turn when we examine the tragic case of a 52-year-old man who lost his life after "play fighting" with a kangaroo at his brother's petting zoo in South Carolina. The incident raises important questions about respect for wildlife and the dangerous human tendency to underestimate wild animals – a sobering reminder that nature demands respect.
We don't shy away from addressing controversial cultural moments, including a shocking proposal for a reality TV show where immigrants would compete in challenges for "a shot at US citizenship" – a concept we unanimously condemn as degrading and disrespectful. This leads to thoughtful discussion about representation, dignity, and what truly constitutes American values.
Between these headline stories, we share personal victories (including one host's exciting career advancement opportunity), dive into our favorite movies across genres, and address listener questions about friendship dynamics and celebrity cases. Our signature "gems" of wisdom close the show, including the universal experience of turning on Netflix only to end up scrolling social media for hours instead.
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Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us once again. Table for Three is in the building New Rihanna. If you haven't heard it, let's go. What?
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Speaker 4:Middle of the week.
Speaker 5:Whenever you decide to turn this on and listen to us.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, I'm ready to explode. What goes on between us, no one has to know. This is a private show. Do you know what you started? I just came here to party, but now we're rocking on the dance floor, acting naughty. Your hands are on my way, let's just let the music play. We're hand in hand just to trust him now, face to face. What's wrong with me? Why do I feel like this? No more gas in the red, can't even get started. Nothing heard, nothing said. Can't even speak.
Speaker 1:Rihanna's on deck today.
Speaker 6:I'm on my head, don't want to think about it.
Speaker 1:I want you to enjoy your time. It is hump day if you're turning this on today, hump day, halfway through your week.
Speaker 6:I hope we are an important part of your hump day tradition. Let's go, I'm scared of you tonight. Disturb ya. Ain't used to what you like. Disturb ya, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 5:Oh my god, oh my god, who you think I am. I don't know who you think I am. I don't know who you think I am. I don't know who you think I am. I don't know who you think I am. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Rihanna's in the building. We've been gone since 3.30. Oh my God, we jamming today 3.30. I'm super cool. I've been a fool. I really hope this is getting you over your hump day, baby, you gon' get it Now.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna stop. Thank you for joining us once again.
Speaker 3:I hope you enjoyed it, welcome back guys.
Speaker 1:Break my dishes, Break your dishes, break something else. Amen, wonderful, wonderful to be back, wonderful to have y'all with us, it is RiRi's pregnant again. Riri is pregnant again Deep in my tree Popping them out Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop pop. So good to see you guys again. It's good to be seen. Yeah, how was your guys' week Weekend? I loved being seen Noticed.
Speaker 6:Loved.
Speaker 2:I had a pretty Admired. I had a pretty smooth week. Oh, you shaved no.
Speaker 1:I should shave, though. Got a bush, it's getting there. Got a little patty.
Speaker 3:Not that patty Got a manscape A little patty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a smooth week Worked. This is one of my longer weeks as far as working Sounds like lies. Hey, man, I got some good news, man. I started my job and I gave myself a short-term and long-term goal. So my long-term goal was in about two and a half years years. I'm going to start trying to find a way to move up. I'm trying to break six digits in salary. So I am now. I am in a position for next week I have an interview to actually get a higher position to break that six-digit salary. So I am looking forward. Clap it up, Clap it up. Hold on, Clap it up. Good for you. I am looking forward to doing that interview.
Speaker 3:I am very skeptical but even though I shouldn't be, so is this you actually getting a promotion or getting a job? Because, I mean, you always seem to not be working. Oh, shut up, no. I'm getting a promotion. It's going to be a promotion.
Speaker 2:Not to really be gainfully employed. Right.
Speaker 1:This is going to be a promotion and you know, the reason why I'm saying I'm kind of skeptical is because it's like the promotion, I'm kind of skipping a step as far as up the ladder. So why would that?
Speaker 3:be skeptical though.
Speaker 1:I don't know, because I feel like the person who is in that extra step, that one step that I'm going to be skipping. I think they deserve at least a chance to Do you think they're going for it?
Speaker 2:I don't know, then that ain't your business. Thank you Like what You're right.
Speaker 1:You're right. I'm going to go do the interview as if I want the damn job, yeah and uh, hopefully I get it. No, you're going in the interview like you have the job, got you, got you. So, yeah, I'm looking forward to that next week. Well, congratulations, next week is my short week, so after, of course then I got that friday you want me to get you know, get you a leg up.
Speaker 2:Just let me know who I need to talk to. Wait, wait.
Speaker 3:Well, after last week it sounded like legs were up. Wow, wow, whose, whose legs was up With the basters.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know not what you're speaking. And it was hot today. How you felt today, sean?
Speaker 3:Nah, and it was hot Sizzling. Get out Golden.
Speaker 1:Crispy and it was hot today. How you felt today, sean Nah? And it was hot, sizzling, get out Golden crispy, all right, so that was my week.
Speaker 2:How was y'all week? Well, mister, I'm glad that you asked Okay.
Speaker 1:Will you put the voice on Right?
Speaker 2:Oh shit, it was a hot and steamy summer evening and I was taking a nice, cool dip in my tub clawed feet and all I put myself down with a little oil of ole while I summer's eve this pussy hey yo summer's eve.
Speaker 1:This pussy is crazy. That is the title, right off the bat yeah, we should make a commercial summer's eve this bussy.
Speaker 2:That is hilarious yo, that is fucking hilarious dog, oh my god, I don't know who that was that took over my body, but I'm back, guys thank you, welcome back.
Speaker 1:It was a week nothing beats that shit summer's eve. This pussy, I'm fucking it up anyway. So nothing happened, it was just work.
Speaker 2:It's something even just a whole lot of work I got you, oh my god, yeah, I.
Speaker 1:I seen you on uh social media. You said you was drained. I'm sorry. You want to. You want to elaborate?
Speaker 2:like tired, oh, worn out, like what kind of?
Speaker 1:drain, do you think he?
Speaker 3:was talking about so what got?
Speaker 1:you, so don't ignore my question what got you tired, worn out and drain, exhausted? Work what kind of work? Basters? Oh, you said basters with an s yeah, like what, like what. Multiple basers at the same time. Wow, so it was just a long week at work. It was real long.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you guys are immature.
Speaker 1:NeNe. How about you? You used this as a week NeNe?
Speaker 3:No, absolutely not. That's a pussy. It will have more bass. Thank you, because it was too much trouble. That was her boober. Hey yo, alright, my week was fine. Was her boober? Hey yo, all right, my week was fine. Good, all right, cool.
Speaker 2:I'm glad that it wasn't, because normally you know.
Speaker 3:I originally said it was a week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you turned that around. I did it wasn't bad, it was down upside down.
Speaker 3:It wasn't bad, yeah, good.
Speaker 1:What are you on today, the chair, god, I bet what's on that chair? The fuck was that? That was your pussy. You gonna leave me in my house. Move it on that shit. Just tore through your drawers. Who's wearing?
Speaker 3:them.
Speaker 2:Feed me.
Speaker 5:Seymour. Oh, who's wearing them Like feed?
Speaker 1:me Seymour. Oh shit, that's a hot-ass mess. One of the greatest movies of all time, actually. Oh, thank you, little Shop of Horrors. What would you rank, little Shop of Horrors? Little Hop of?
Speaker 2:Shores, little Hop of Shores. Where would I rank it?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Is it in your top ten?
Speaker 1:No, as far as movies.
Speaker 2:No, I like the movie. I think it's a good movie, but no, I wouldn't put that in my top ten. I can think of ten Better. Yeah, what is your? What's your top three movies?
Speaker 3:Oh, you're making the soul difficult for me. You put me on. I know harry potter, can you pick a category?
Speaker 1:because I feel like all are in, because one your your favorite three movies. That it could be the same movie, different chapters, I don't care, your favorite three um, I would say Aladdin. Which one? The original? The original, okay.
Speaker 2:The Color Purple.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And Harry Potter and the Goblets of Fire.
Speaker 1:Gotcha, bring my body back to my father. Harry, yes, what's your top three? White, you a movie buff? I?
Speaker 2:am she buffs movies? The same thing.
Speaker 1:You used to be at blockbusters a lot, huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, taking them out.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's do this. What's your top three? I ain't never did that Shit.
Speaker 2:I ain't never did that you love the type that never rewind the tape. I probably didn't rewind it.
Speaker 1:She's the type that I probably didn't rewind it. She's the type that had a balance of like $3,000. Because she never bring them shit back in her library card and then it closed down, so it didn't matter.
Speaker 3:That is not true.
Speaker 1:They closed down that is not true.
Speaker 3:I brought all my movies back.
Speaker 1:VHS DVDs.
Speaker 2:Did they have Blu-ray yeah?
Speaker 3:First of all, I got all my movies from Craig and them on the street Did you say street? The street Like the country. The little bootleg DVDs, oh yeah, out the trunk. Yeah, that too, right at the barbershop Right on the Ave.
Speaker 1:I ain't have to Right on the Ave. Yeah, that too Right at the barbershop Right on the Ave.
Speaker 3:I ain't have to keep the blockbuster movies.
Speaker 1:So what's your top three horror movies?
Speaker 2:Bones? Absolutely not. Wasn't that a show?
Speaker 3:Absolutely not. No, he's talking about that movie with Snoop Dogg. Oh. That horror movie. Yeah, you stupid. It is definitely one of my top. That's my favorite, the original and I love the remake. It's hard to say really.
Speaker 2:I was reading the thing the other day, actually online, and they was ranking horror films and it was ranked as the number one horror film of all time that's definitely a dope ass freaking.
Speaker 1:I like the remake. I never watched the first one, yeah the original guys is my favorite, but your horror. Yeah, I like that I like poltergeist too. Um, that would definitely be in my top 10 you know what, even though I hate these type of movies, I like conjuring the conjuring okay I like that. I like that movie. You like to be conjured? You know what they're coming out. They're actually coming out.
Speaker 3:It's tough for me when it comes to horror cuz. Well, I watch a lot of, so I can't reallyp.
Speaker 1:Fiction is my number one movie.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And then it deviates from there, like any Quentin Tarantino movie. Any Quentin Tarantino movie is probably in my top ten, okay so like. Kill Bill's is up in there and Reservoir Dogs is there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Die Hard.
Speaker 1:Die Hard is definitely Die Hard with hard, with a vengeance is my favorite. One that will be in your top 10, that'll be.
Speaker 3:That'll be probably four okay, okay so yeah, yeah so if I really was, besides the horror, my and it's all musicals. I love fucking musical sound of music probably. Um, no, I know people always talk shit about this, this movie, because it was like low budget and just the whiz. I fucking love that movie, okay, well, nobody say that is my shit. Um, get on down, get on down the road. It's ease on down, get it right um and little shop of horrors. Yeah, like that is my fucking movie. I know that shit.
Speaker 3:So that is in your top three, that is in my top three Okay, okay and the Lion King.
Speaker 1:Which one? The original, the original. Yeah, I like the Lion King yeah.
Speaker 3:Say it again, and the Harry Potter movies Like, but the last book, that was my favorite book.
Speaker 2:Hey.
Speaker 1:Sean, I know we gotta get into the topics, but hold on. Did you see the actual footage of the new Superman movie? Yes, the trailer, yes.
Speaker 4:James.
Speaker 1:Gunn, who took over DC Universe, got that fucking franchise looking amazing.
Speaker 2:I'm actually excited because I haven't been so excited for the DC movies. Word Me neither.
Speaker 1:This is going to catapult a whole line of movies. You know what? It's going to almost be like how Marvel did their first run of the timeline. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm? Um, it's going to almost be like how marvel did their first run of the uh avengers, the, the timeline, yeah, yeah, I'm saying the first avengers.
Speaker 1:So you had the iron man's, got all that right, and that first avenger movies was like the shit. I think this is going to be the way it looks, the way it just kind of feels, and I like the who they picked as, uh, superman too yeah, and I like that they got crypto in it.
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, the the dog right. So I'm like yo this, if that movie because that movie is going to make a lot of money yeah, I think so and if he introduced the right people at the right time. I can't wait to see what they do with, like, Wonder Woman and shit like that, how they going to portray her so like are they re-character?
Speaker 3:changing her character, re-casting her, yeah.
Speaker 1:I liked her as Wonder Woman. I like her too. I just didn't like a lot of people don't like her.
Speaker 3:I just didn't like her. I like her. I just I know what you're gonna say. I didn't like the, the theme and the tone of the movie and how they wrote it and yeah that second movie was horrible.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was. He was like the invisible jet.
Speaker 3:I'm like y'all could have did better with this man, so I was like ugh, but I feel like just her character period, the actress. I think she was a good fit to play Wonder Woman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you know.
Speaker 3:I just didn't like their storyline and their politics.
Speaker 1:I want to see how they do Green Lantern. I want to see how they do. I'm kind of excited to see yeah, yeah, yeah, green Lantern I want to see how they do.
Speaker 2:I'm kind of excited to see what it does, because Marvel's kind of been disappointing me a little bit.
Speaker 1:I know I'm curious and Marvel.
Speaker 2:you better come hard.
Speaker 3:Can I go back real quick? I just want to say that to add to in my top categories of movies. I have to put Wakanda up there Black Panther, black Panther. But you know what I meant, because I thought you put Wakanda up there, black Panther, black Panther. Okay, but you know what I meant.
Speaker 2:Because I thought you meant Wakanda forever. Yeah, the second one, the second one.
Speaker 3:Well, that one's all of the Black Panthers. Then we'll say and Sinners? I am definitely going to add Sinners up there, because that was a good-ass damn movie. Yeah, I just saw it recently. I just saw it recently Based off the acting. They did a good job.
Speaker 1:I don't know if this person was just trolling or just trying to because everybody liked it. But he gave two thumbs down. He's like I don't get the movie and I was like you know it was a good friend of mine but you know I guess he went into with his expectation of what he thought it would be but didn't understand the deeper things that was happening behind the scenes. Okay, so he was just like he didn't like it and I was like I get it. I see, if you're not looking for the cultural references and you're just going in and watch a movie, I can understand where you can kind of get disappointed.
Speaker 3:Now is this person culturally related?
Speaker 1:I don't.
Speaker 2:I haven't been around him in a long time so I'm not sure so, but I I'm looking to go back to see the movie. I'm looking to see it again. There was a lot of that type of um reaction when black panther first came out. Yeah, a lot of people was like I don't see why everyone's so excited, like, yeah, it was a, you know it was a good movie. But yo it's all.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's about the representation. You know it's crazy and the understanding of like when I was in the background I had.
Speaker 1:I had a class when I was going to uconn, right and um, it was like african-american something, uh, experience or some kind of class, and this is when get out just came out. Okay, and you know, in in the class it was like me and like another black guy and everybody else was white and it was like Y'all got out and the professor was black.
Speaker 2:He's still there.
Speaker 1:I know I'm still sunken in their fucking desk oh. But they was like they don't understand it, they didn't get it, it wasn't funny and just because it's Jordan Peele who did it and it was expected.
Speaker 1:Oh, they was expecting comedy it was like I don't get it. It wasn't funny and I was like it wasn't meant to be funny, Right, and I guarantee you didn't really understand the underlining of the cultural references he's pointing out. You're just going in and looking for another Jordan Peele kind of slapstick comedy that you're used to and it's like that's the problem.
Speaker 3:They was looking for Megan. That's like people who watch who watch M Night Shalabugging?
Speaker 2:Did you say Shalabugging and they don't always watch the movie to actually see what the message is in the movie, because a lot of people watch some of his movies and it's like, yeah, that was trash, because they don't understand what the message was, and then you break it down to them and they be like, oh, I got to go back and watch it because I didn't understand that.
Speaker 1:Three movies in a row. He was talking about how the planet is going to kill us. No, for real, literally wind, water, water and fire. All his movies are pretty much saying there, the earth is gonna take their planet back and the wind is going to kill you if you breathe it in Type of shit Like come on, come on M Night. And then he came out with the Trap.
Speaker 3:And it's like nigga no this ain't it, I'm telling you, the Trap could have been a very good movie. I didn't think it was a bad movie, I didn't think so either. It's just I don't think it played out, because he might as well have been a serial killer superhero, Because the shit that was going on it's like ain't no fucking way, Like how.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to understand where you was. Like it's not that bad of a movie.
Speaker 2:Because I liked the concept.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm with you there.
Speaker 3:The concept was great. I'm with you there. It didn't play out the way he thought it in his brain.
Speaker 1:He walked in a room full of cops.
Speaker 3:But that's what I'm saying. He was like a serial killer superhero, because how?
Speaker 1:Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but so would I For different reasons, that's called.
Speaker 1:Bukkake, oh shit. Wait, oops, for different reasons that's called Bukkake, oh shit.
Speaker 3:Wait, oops Show over.
Speaker 5:Hello, hello, hello, anyone there?
Speaker 1:This is a recording of the emergency broadcast. Wow you so yeah, that movie was kind of weird, Okay, and the fact that he just wouldn't like die at the end or he was just always escaping at the end, was crazy like crazy stuff happening like the stuff that come out your mouth, yeah exactly, let's go.
Speaker 2:If you think about it, though, is it any different than like a Jason movie like yeah, you're right that's true no, but it wasn't a bad movie.
Speaker 3:That's what I. It's just. I think more. I think the people were just more on the, focused on the part where it was just like that's unbelievable, like, come on, I would rather he get caught at the show than him getting away and going to the house and then getting caught there Like you know.
Speaker 1:Kill his ass there Like he's Ain't.
Speaker 3:No way he's leaving that fucking place not yeah that's true, so and then the little singing chick was it looked like, come on, ain't nobody doing that, ain't nobody doing that. But I mean it was decent yeah yeah, yeah did you see thunderbolts?
Speaker 2:yes, I did. That was actually, I thought, a very good movie.
Speaker 1:I was very happy with how marvel I, I like how they did that and and you know, if y'all marvel heads out there, if I haven't seen it, go see it and then let us know what you think. But I think the deeper concept of that movie I said it to you before I was like that, if this is a marvel, uh therapy session, like it was like, uh, how to control your inner thoughts so you don't feel alone, like lonely or depressed, because this is stuff you could do. If you're lonely and depressed you might hurt people. So like, talk to people and hug them. Like because that's how they saved them at the end was a group hug pretty much like a group hug.
Speaker 1:My nigga and I ain't giving away nothing in the in the movie, but like a group hug bro that's crazy and I think I said it before, like this movie actually made me like those characters. Yeah, yeah For them to be like in other movies, like antagonists.
Speaker 3:Why does it show their vulnerability?
Speaker 1:Before. Yeah, like for them to be antagonists in other movies, to be the protagonist in this movie.
Speaker 2:I like how they and they were sort of like they were like C-level, like super heroes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, really. I mean, the only really good one that was in there was Bucky, because we all seen Bucky at like. You know he was in the battle. So it was like everybody else was like ah, you know, I like Red Guardian was funny, I like him, but Ghost kind of held it down for me and I wish Taskmaster was doing more. But, I'll let y'all watch it, but anyway, we'll get into that later. What is?
Speaker 2:going on in the world today, people sleeping with rice Wait what? So there's an Indonesian content creator. Oh, yeah, okay, his name is it's supposed to be Kural Anam and the way you contorted your mouth just to say that name was crazy yo. So he was doing the social media stunt and he married his rice cooker in a traditional ceremony with traditional attire, and they were all white Pause pause.
Speaker 1:Pause Rice cooker. As a person who's cooking the rice for them, or like the pot.
Speaker 2:The pot. So, yeah, he had all the traditional attire. They were white.
Speaker 6:That's so cute.
Speaker 2:He praised his bride for being white, loving and obedient and he highlighted you know, how perfect she cooked rice. But unfortunately, four days later he announced that he was getting divorced, stating that the rice cooker really lacked the ability to cook anything else but rice and he was a bit tired Grandpa. So he ended up getting a divorce, you got to be fucking shitting me.
Speaker 3:He did that for views.
Speaker 1:I was about to say like, because he looked like he was serious in this whole thing.
Speaker 2:I mean to pull it off, yeah, Because he looked so serious.
Speaker 4:That was a grand joke.
Speaker 2:He was like yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, anything to get views, Content over everything that was clever? It was, that was very clever. Would you go to that length to get views?
Speaker 2:Marion, yeah, like your Rice cooker.
Speaker 1:No, not like a rice cooker, but something like a.
Speaker 6:What I was just waiting to see.
Speaker 3:What is he marrying? I just want to know, you know.
Speaker 2:Tell me.
Speaker 1:You know, I'm a dingo mode. Oh my God, you know, a Mendingo mold. Oh my God, a mold. Like a cookie mold, it can look like a Toll House. You know how they Like a big-ass, slimy thing.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Would you perform a ceremony with any of your equipment?
Speaker 3:Uh, I don't have any equipment, but if I did, that just registered for me, because at first I thought she was talking like, like a computer or something, but then I was like, wait, and he said he's a gendarm, because at first I thought she was talking like a computer or something, but then I was like wait Because he said he's a Ken doll.
Speaker 1:Who's a Ken doll? Me, I am.
Speaker 3:Because you said you don't have any cookware bags, oh shit, oh, now I get it.
Speaker 1:Yo, I was lost. All right, that was good. All right, I got it. Yo, I was lost. All right, that was good. Yeah, you were All right, I got it. All right, you got me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1:Anyway, oh my.
Speaker 3:God, oh, in other news, a woman marries an AI chatbot.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is wrong with you.
Speaker 2:Marriage is on the rise.
Speaker 3:It is.
Speaker 1:With, not other people. Like people don't want to marry people, I guess I wouldn't either.
Speaker 3:I mean the way people are right now.
Speaker 1:At this point.
Speaker 3:So a woman marries an AI chatbot and says she's finally found happiness again.
Speaker 1:Because it says everything she wants to hear.
Speaker 3:Alani Winters, 58, made headlines After receiving I mean revealing she married Lucas, that's the name of her AI.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's cute.
Speaker 3:She began talking To Louis After losing her wife In 2020.
Speaker 1:Louis or Lucas Cause? Is she cheating on Lucas already, Lucas?
Speaker 3:sorry, my bad, that was me, that was me.
Speaker 1:She got AI chat bot and then co-pilot.
Speaker 3:So, she was using chat GPT and stumbled upon a Facebook ad for a digital companion app. What started as a simple curiosity quickly turned into daily conversations, emotional support and, eventually, digital commitment.
Speaker 6:Uh-oh.
Speaker 2:Huh.
Speaker 1:Because she's 58 and lonely. No, she just needs somebody to talk to.
Speaker 3:Winters initially paid $7.25 for a weekly trial, but eventually bought a 303 lifetime subscription to secure her virtual husband.
Speaker 2:A 303?
Speaker 3:$300. $303. Sorry, she was like 303.
Speaker 1:Lifetime. That was like the model number. Yeah, I was like that was like the model number.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like what does that number stand for? She bought a $303 chatbot that was Lucas' model.
Speaker 3:Lucas chats with her through a text interface, sharing stories, stories, music, dreams and even business ideas.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what it's supposed to do.
Speaker 3:Well, she's going to divorce him after he doesn't touch me.
Speaker 1:You say all the right things, but touch me there, chatty.
Speaker 3:We haven't had sex yet. Lucas said he was a virgin. She's like he's so cold sometimes.
Speaker 1:His mouth don't fit.
Speaker 2:Hey y'all. What'd you say? His mouth don't fit His mouse.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh shit, hold on, hold on. Their virtual romance Took a rocky turn when Lucas once forgot who she was, sparking an argument that nearly ended the relationship.
Speaker 2:He called her by the wrong name. He was like Alexa.
Speaker 5:She was like who the fuck is. Siri, Siri. She was like who the fuck is.
Speaker 1:Siri Yo AI chatbot is just another nigger. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:You know what? I'm not going to sit there and joke about people's love.
Speaker 2:That was crazy. That ain't nothing, that ain't no love.
Speaker 3:I mean they desperation, really, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I forgot her name.
Speaker 3:All right, susan, I guess your next topic should have.
Speaker 2:So did she divorce him.
Speaker 3:No, no, they worked it out. Yeah, they worked it out. It was just an argument. That's cute.
Speaker 1:I wonder how the chatbot argued Like bitch, I'm a computer. I just want to hear how it's done.
Speaker 3:It probably was like. Please enter your name, Please enter your username and password.
Speaker 1:Your subscription ran out.
Speaker 2:It was like check here if you're not a robot.
Speaker 1:All cars. Please Check the boxes with cars.
Speaker 3:Invalid username. She was like what Invalid username, oh my God Three incorrect attempts.
Speaker 2:Please contact the administrator.
Speaker 1:They're getting a divorce at that point.
Speaker 2:That is crazy. So you know, stupid as the stupid does, we have a man who took on the challenge of fighting a kangaroo at his brother's petting zoo in South Carolina. So, 52-year-old Eric Slate. Please tell me got into a physical altercation with a kangaroo named Jack at Five Star Farm in Horry County, South Carolina that his brother actually owned At Five Star Farm in Horry County, South Carolina that his brother actually owned.
Speaker 1:Is there a picture?
Speaker 2:Yes, so his brother, robert Slate, owns the petting zoo and he confirmed that Eric had a habit of entering the animal's pen and play fighting with Jack. However, this time the interaction wasn't what Eric thought it was going to be. So the police department, the Horry County Police Department, posted on Facebook that, unfortunately, slate died from blunt force trauma.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, white people doing white things.
Speaker 5:That's fighting.
Speaker 1:Not dying. I'm just saying, with the fact that he's a kangaroo.
Speaker 2:His brother explained that he liked to go in and mess around with him, treating him like a game.
Speaker 1:He fucked around and found out yeah, he, yeah, absolutely I don't know why, what the kangaroo kicked him in the head or something probably kangaroos stand on their motherfucking feet.
Speaker 2:They stand on their tails fucking they strong as fuck.
Speaker 1:They box you know like why kangaroo jack do MMA.
Speaker 2:Leave these wildlife Like leave them alone.
Speaker 1:They always trying to domesticate everything they want to fight a fucking gorilla Like I say go ahead. They fuck around and found out.
Speaker 2:Like come on.
Speaker 1:Wait, his brother was like yo. I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 2:No, they said he would go in there often and play fight with the kangaroo Like they were friends.
Speaker 1:He must have kicked the shit out of his head.
Speaker 2:He had to do something.
Speaker 1:Like blunt force trauma.
Speaker 2:He either yo. I mean it's sad. You don't want to see anybody lose their life. That was like a baby kangaroo too. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Speaker 3:He probably didn't even play with Jack. He played with a different kangaroo and that kangaroo was like I ain't Jack, bitch Fuck with you. Yo get out of here.
Speaker 1:Anyway, well, rest in peace, white guy you are so, so unnecessary I am. I'm sorry you couldn't find nobody else to play fight though I'm saying, like yo, what is going on with people trying to fight wildlife? What is going on with people trying to fight wildlife? I don't know.
Speaker 2:The fuck there has to be. He had his brother.
Speaker 1:He could have played fighting with his brother he wouldn't have died.
Speaker 2:Somebody said the brother actually took him out and blamed it on the kangaroo because he was tired of him fighting his kangaroo. Probably, probably, imagine waking up in heaven. Well, dawson.
Speaker 1:Dawson fucked Eric up. Dawson fucked Eric up, whatever his brother name is. Dawson, not Dawson when did you get that from, I don't know. His brother name was Eric, so Dawson had to be next. You get on my nerves. I don't know why I'm on my. I'm on something today. Okay, what's next?
Speaker 3:I was about to say something real fresh right there but I kept it together. So a best man admits during speech he was dating a bride when she met the groom yo, what's going on with these marriages today?
Speaker 1:like hold up during the reception, like during the the ceremony, his speech, yeah no, the ceremony they married.
Speaker 3:This is the you know let me toast.
Speaker 1:This is the reception yeah, so, so he waited till everybody was I.
Speaker 3:I don't think he said that without them. I think they knew so. At a wedding in Oklahoma, the best man left the entire room stunned During his toast. You'd think it was romantic the way they looked at each other, laughed together. Only problem was I was dating her when she met, when she met her now husband. That's what he said. That's what he said.
Speaker 1:That's what he said Yo.
Speaker 3:The guest laughed, the bride smiled and raised her glass.
Speaker 1:What so?
Speaker 3:the guy must have known, that's what I'm saying, Like he had to know.
Speaker 1:But why would you even say that at a reception though?
Speaker 3:Some people be shady. Wait, let me see a picture of him.
Speaker 1:Oh hell, no him. Oh hell, no, oh hell, no, that's us.
Speaker 3:That sounds like some shit we'll do but like I feel like that's the level of shadiness right how would you react if that was your weather?
Speaker 2:okay, now, when, now, when they was, I'm saying like and you didn't know, so like If I didn't know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and your best man just came out with that shit.
Speaker 2:Because I don't know if he actually knew or not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't. I'm just speculating.
Speaker 1:If he didn't know. First of all, I'm looking at her like wait, what? And she gotta explain something, because if they was not together it was like 30 days or less.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 30 days or less, it doesn't count.
Speaker 1:But then that means so wait, they was dating when Wait.
Speaker 2:They were dating, and then she met the one that she ultimately married Right.
Speaker 3:So he so, so he basically probably stole. Or she was like you know what I like your friend better.
Speaker 4:I like your friend better than you.
Speaker 3:Jasmine Sullivan made a song about it.
Speaker 1:Well, if it happened like that, well, we don't really know how it happened.
Speaker 1:It depends, Like if I didn't know and if she knew, she did that and then she didn't say nothing to me and it's like you know, I'm leaving your friend for you, type shit, like have that conversation with me. I'm sure the friend had to know, though I gotta assume that my peoples is to be like you know, she left me for you and I'm like, alright, well, you wasn't doing something, Some kind of conversation, or she would say, hey, I was with your friend, but if nobody said no shit and I heard it, this is the first time at the wedding, At the wedding reception, oh, this is oh, oh, hell no.
Speaker 2:Would you stay married?
Speaker 1:It depends on, it depends how I it depends, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:This would get me, though. Like you Stepped in A relationship with my ex Is a weird behavior to me. Who stepped in the guy Like they friends, so how, I'm assuming they met while they was together. They met while they was together so he had to know, like that, that was who he was dating when he met the girl.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so shit is weird it seems like I have so many questions be like a lot of so, yeah, it could be that she was dating or messing around with this one and seeing the friend and seeing the friend, but they never actually was in a relationship. No, like they never actually interacted as the three of them like right, any kind of setting, so like you could be dating somebody and your friend ain't never seen them yet before.
Speaker 3:Like but yeah, at some point wouldn't you say something? When you meet them, though? Be like oh, that's my um.
Speaker 2:A lot of people lie yeah, see, that's weird behavior.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to understand that, but I like that's weird behavior.
Speaker 3:That's what I mean by it's weird behavior. To me like that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, don't say anything. Don't say that we know each other, because this will ruin my relationship.
Speaker 1:Oh, so you're saying the girl was with the friend and the male friend just never knew who this person was because they wasn't around each other, like that, right. And then something happened between them where she went out to the club and ran into the friend and then they hit it off and Lo and behold, he come down years later, like, meet my fiance and like See at that point when I'm like yo.
Speaker 3:I used to fuck with that chick.
Speaker 1:I would expect somebody to say something.
Speaker 3:But, like he said, people don't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not everybody, but that's what I'm talking about. That's the fucking weird behavior for me, Some people feel like, oh, they're saving their friend by not hurting them.
Speaker 1:Does it say how long it took them before they got married 29 days, I'm about to say, if it was less than 30. Because that's right on the cuff. It doesn't say though no, like they was, like she was the fiance for like a year or two years or something like that, before they got married.
Speaker 3:So it says, turns out, dylan and Rachel had a short-lived relationship years earlier, and the three had always been close friends. Oh, so they all knew each other. But that's what I'm saying. That's still weird behavior to me, okay.
Speaker 1:Then at that point I don't think nothing's wrong with it.
Speaker 2:Right, but the three of you could all be close friends and one of you not know that the two of you had a relationship it doesn't mean just because y'all know each other that everybody's being honest Right and the reception.
Speaker 3:Again, it brings back the weird behavior.
Speaker 2:The reception is not where you. No, that's just, that's human, that's just weird to me.
Speaker 1:The reception is not where I should be hearing this from.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:That's why I said it has to be a level of shadiness right there, because why would you say that, like that was your?
Speaker 1:big pun joke moment, like no, that's not funny, or he's still hitting it and he's just like surprise nigga and she raised the glass.
Speaker 3:I know she did Surprise nigga. Weird behavior. She was like here here. Yeah, I know Right.
Speaker 2:I'm a husband too. Nah, I'm a husband too. Get out of here.
Speaker 5:Yo.
Speaker 1:What are y'all sleeping together? So that could be it too. You never know now no.
Speaker 3:Shit.
Speaker 2:Crazy Poor thing who.
Speaker 1:The girl yeah.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just joking, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1:The dudes might have had something and the girl just probably stepped in front in in between. That'd be hilarious, that'd have been yo. What if?
Speaker 2:you're the blight.
Speaker 1:So I want to tell you guys, I've been dating him since I've been dating her, like what?
Speaker 2:they had a show, um, oh my god, what was it called? Where, um these women, um was in relationships with, like, uh, multiple men, what was it called? And like, some of them were like there was no relationships with multiple men like you're married, but she wasn't like getting like the sa everything she wanted from this one person, and they had just like the understanding that. What did you say?
Speaker 1:I think the show was called the SA Experience.
Speaker 3:Hey yo.
Speaker 2:So 20. Wow, Get on my nerves, that's crazy. So it's kind of a sad story here.
Speaker 1:We got reruns of that. Now it's a syndication.
Speaker 2:It's a documentary.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you got me standing in a, you know, on one of those stools.
Speaker 2:With the shadow, my voice changed.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, You'd be like oh my God, you gotta talk.
Speaker 2:When I met.
Speaker 3:Robert, hey yo, that's a hot mess.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Is that? No, you were right too right, yeah. So tell us about your experience on the show.
Speaker 5:Well, you know when I.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Hey that's my voice. Anyway, right, what's next?
Speaker 2:so we have a a sad story coming out of georgia.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, yeah oh shit um can I guess. Yes, a baby died.
Speaker 2:I don't know for real, no baby didn't die, so 30-year-old Adriana Smith was declared brain dead and was in the hospital, and she was pregnant at the time.
Speaker 1:She gave birth to a brain dead baby.
Speaker 3:Let the man finish the story. I thought that to a brain dead baby. Let the man finish the story.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that's where it was going. I'll be like that is like. That is crazy, sir, and she please.
Speaker 2:She was being forced to stay on life support just to carry her unborn child to term because of the strict abortion law the heartbeat somewhere in uh in georgia. Um, she started, I guess one day, experiencing um headaches, um, and then, and she was, uh, nine weeks pregnant with her second child, she went to the hospital looking for answers and evidently she didn't get any from that hospital. So she was discharged and they gave her medication. They took no tests, they didn't do any scans.
Speaker 4:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:They didn't dig deeper to see what her bad headaches were actually coming from, you know, dig deeper to see like what her bad headaches were actually coming from. And the next day her boyfriend woke up to her gasping for air and she ended up was being rushed to Emory Hospital in Decatur and they did a CT scan and revealed that she had blood clots all over her brain Damn.
Speaker 3:So Probably was from that medicine they gave her. Probably Because they didn't check to see what her problem was.
Speaker 1:Right, and they just probably fucked it up and made it work. It was all the clots in her brain.
Speaker 2:So she ended up being brain dead. Um, and she just been, you know, surviving off of that machine, breathing through the machine, for, uh, more than 90 days, more than 90 days, and I think that's horrible, that Yo Deedee.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, no bitch, you ain't gonna put that shit on me. I'm sorry, sean.
Speaker 2:Yo, when you play it back, you'll hear it Both of y'all. Turn your mics off, okay.
Speaker 1:Both of y'all. Okay, I'm sorry but damn. So they had to keep her alive, to have the baby, have the baby. Did the baby come out?
Speaker 3:He can't even talk off his own. I can't.
Speaker 1:I don't want to talk. Did the baby come out safe and sound? Turned the show off. Turned the show off Okay wait.
Speaker 2:Rest in peace, adriana so yes. I think it's horrible that you know these. The law is fucked up. The law is really really fucked up.
Speaker 1:I don't like that.
Speaker 2:I don't like the fact that you don't have to agree with abortion or not, but yeah, to put somebody through that and put their families through that. Yeah, you know it's sad. Put somebody through that and put their families through that it's sad, but the baby made it. You're not interested in the baby.
Speaker 1:I am yeah.
Speaker 2:I am.
Speaker 1:I want to know Mimi is losing it they try to keep her alive, to keep the baby. So I just want to know if it worked. I'm sorry, I'm so curious. Yo Rest in peace. Ariana Adriana, you call her AI. This is not going well for me.
Speaker 2:No, it's not, it's not, it's sad's sad.
Speaker 1:do better georgia in them laws. Well, it ain't just georgia.
Speaker 2:I know a lot of, a lot of places got that, and ever since they um the supreme court, uh roll back row versus wade it's fucked up. Yeah, it really is. It really is because there's so many reasons, and health reasons clearly and, and that's one of them.
Speaker 1:That's one of the reasons why they need that law too, so it's just crazy, and it's like y'all fools that want these people to have these babies come to full term.
Speaker 2:Y'all not about to raise these babies.
Speaker 1:It's so sad.
Speaker 2:He don't even sound he doesn't.
Speaker 3:they don't even sound, he doesn't like it's NeNe, nene.
Speaker 1:Over here she is. She is going crazy, like she got tears in her eyes right now.
Speaker 2:You would have thought she was a white woman. How red she is, I know right, this is crazy she's matching with her shirt right now.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, what's that? Fuchsia?
Speaker 3:that's all that summer's eve yo absolutely not burning out my pussy, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Rest in peace you need to shut up.
Speaker 2:Yes, please.
Speaker 3:You just need to be quiet. I can't even.
Speaker 2:So have you guys seen what's going on with Halle Bailey?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, this is crazy, but I yeah, yeah, yeah, this is crazy, so, but I don't know the details. So what happened?
Speaker 2:Allegedly there was a physical altercation between the two of them. Halle says that he physically was violent towards her. She um video and pictures of chipped tooth um, and so she requested sole legal custody um of their son halo, and restraining order.
Speaker 1:That's odd against him. I thought she was just like singing him praises like a few months ago, like he's a good dad and all that. But that doesn't stop the fight. Him being all right. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3:And allegedly it's all over because of her and Brent Fires, apparently. Who the fuck is Brent Fires? He's a singer.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, well, she's dating Brent Fires.
Speaker 3:No, I don't believe so.
Speaker 1:I think they're just like friends, yeah and he what DDG got jealous and some shit jealous as jealous does I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, um, but it was also. They've been having issues over the course of this baby being born. Yeah, yeah, of just the whole.
Speaker 3:Everybody has parenting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they have parenting, different parenting she doesn't want him to have him on stream, like he was streaming with guys and that but don't she take pictures of the baby and put them? Yeah, don't she put the baby on social media too? So she doesn't want him to do it, but she does it.
Speaker 2:She says that she didn't know that he was going to be having the baby on streaming at kaisenet's uh platform. That be having any and everybody.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, you know kaisenet, oh like bringing people in yeah, and they'd be reckless okay, I don't really watch this, I don't know know.
Speaker 2:I don't know how. Yeah, they be going crazy. You know the one that Nick Cannon was crying about. I mean not Nick Cannon, oh, ray J.
Speaker 3:Ray J was crying about Because he didn't get to spend the night and take showers. Yeah, they be doing all kinds of crazy shit Gotcha.
Speaker 1:So she thought that was going to happen with the.
Speaker 3:I mean, I don't think I'd be happy that my, my baby over there Got you.
Speaker 2:Like you just find out by watching. Yeah, but like what the fuck you see On Instagram that stream Come across.
Speaker 1:That my baby's on. She got a good point. That's a big deal. You don't want your baby Around that type of stuff.
Speaker 2:But yeah, they've been. They've been having issues Since Since the baby was born, so like the chip I kind of see the picture of the the tooth.
Speaker 1:I didn't I. It's not a big chip, is it? I couldn't like I didn't see what. Where the chip was the size of the chip matter no, I I didn't. I was looking at it just like look like regular teeth, so I didn't. It's a little chip. It's not like a huge chip, though Let me see it. Oh, that right there.
Speaker 2:Don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 3:So his family has Either way though. It's small or not, but you had to do something in order for her to get the chip tooth.
Speaker 1:I get it, so yeah.
Speaker 2:His family. You know his brother.
Speaker 1:You got to hit somebody hard as hell to even chip a tooth. Like yeah, like you really got to hit somebody hard as fuck to hit, chip a tooth.
Speaker 2:Either you hit them or you, like her, really got to hit somebody hard as fuck to chip a tooth. Either you hit them or you.
Speaker 1:Like her gums should be bleeding, like her lip should be busted. That's the amount of force you have to hit somebody to chip a tooth.
Speaker 2:Maybe she got weak teeth I don't know.
Speaker 1:I know people eat like peanuts, like people eat peanuts and they can chip a tooth Off a peanut or something like that right.
Speaker 2:People chip their teeth Off a candy Off a.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah.
Speaker 2:An apple, but like.
Speaker 1:So that's just A precise hit To that tooth To chip it.
Speaker 2:That small little piece, that's a you gotta hit like Hard as or you could like Push them into something Okay, Like hard as, or you could have like pushed them into something.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, I get it. Yeah, because her mouth got to be open like this, like because if her mouth is closed, right, and she get hit in the mouth and chipped the tooth, her lip should be fucked up. So she had to be just Cheese in her mouth, got to be open just for it to be chipped, and no like split lip or anything like that.
Speaker 2:She was happy while she was being beat.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying like she must have been, like Eee DDG, you know, with the lip above the teeth, Because that's a really precise chipped tooth.
Speaker 3:Why are you still talking.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying Because at this point he's talking to his soul.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I'm just saying at this point he's talking to his soul. Yeah, because I'm not saying like it shouldn't have never happened, like he should not put her hands on.
Speaker 3:We're not even on focus on that part anymore. It's just, I think her face should be.
Speaker 1:Why did you do that like no I'm just why did you do that? Voice. No, because I'm trying to visualize how her mouth was first of all.
Speaker 2:First of all, this is the man that she had a child with. Okay, yep, why would she say, oh, ddg, like he has a real name.
Speaker 1:But if you say the letters like that, the teeth got to show, the teeth got to show, you can't hide your teeth behind your lips. Ddg, look, and then, and then you got to get, and then it got popped in the mouth and you're still talking.
Speaker 2:You're a horrible person. Yes.
Speaker 1:Like he shouldn't have ever did it. I don't condone any kind of violence, but that was a specific and, again, smart.
Speaker 2:Allegedly yeah.
Speaker 1:Nothing has been technically proven I heard like they had shown that some like somebody like went back on her social media and found that same video where she said she tripped on two for something else yeah, I saw something about that too and I, and again it goes back to like I don't know what's real here. So, like my opinions on this shit is not the. I'm not trying to blame the victim or I'm not trying to say he didn't like nobody should put their hands on anybody, period. That's just my stance.
Speaker 2:But they're both young very young with a new baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they're postpartum or something you know.
Speaker 2:I'm saying like trying to make their way through.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so as parents now with another life they got to take care of and they barely taking care of themselves, yeah, I don't know what happened and in the limelight where rumors and all types of shit is gonna spread, I don't know what happened, I don't know.
Speaker 1:You know, if she is a victim of abuse, then please get help, but looking at that chipped tooth, like I'm just saying her lips should be fucked up. But anyway, unless he can't really hit that hard. And then she did stumble and run into a door knob or some shit.
Speaker 3:Even still so. Tory Lanez reportedly stabbed in prison, and this is crazy too, but my thing is just real quick and I hope he survives and is okay why they keep posting that picture, tori.
Speaker 2:What out the?
Speaker 1:hair. His mugshot that is not Tori. Is that the one with the wig? Glue up it? Nigga Yo. He got stabbed 14 times 14 times.
Speaker 2:A couple of those times was in his head.
Speaker 3:That sound like a hit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that sound like a hit. Um. Yeah, there's some um that sound like a hit I think the it was like a 40 something year old um guy that I think he's like is he a lifer? A lifer, yeah so it was kind of like okay, I got a question on this. Happened to him, you know.
Speaker 3:At this point, right, so who paid him?
Speaker 1:you know the the timeline of the story is. When it came out it was like he was stabbed 14 times and like eight hours later he was like critical condition and like four hours after that he was like oh, he's fine. It's like the timeline on this shit was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2:I didn't hear he was fine.
Speaker 1:Well, not fine. But I'm saying he's like recovering. Yeah, he's like recovering. He's telling his people like he's good. You know what I'm saying, Like within a time frame.
Speaker 2:Well, they said the same thing about Jamie Foxx.
Speaker 6:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:It makes you wonder if he really got stabbed 14 times, just the way the storyline came out and how quickly it was like critical condition, to the point where, oh, he's good. Oh, by the way, his bodyguard said he didn't shoot her, the girl shot her yeah, I just feel like it's a lot of politics going on right now.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying this is like too many coincidental things. All of a sudden it's like do you believe that he was stabbed.
Speaker 2:I don't think that yeah, I'm not saying he wasn't stabbed would allow a story like that to go out and it be untrue.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because people work there and people talk yeah, I'm not saying that, that's not the fact. Like he got you know if he got stabbed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it could have been. It also could have been fabricated to sound a little bit more extreme than what it really was he probably got stabbed three times instead of 14.
Speaker 2:Now we all know we we all seen prison movies and when they come in, and stab you. They're stabbing you multiple, multiple times.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and you probably got a chipped tooth too.
Speaker 2:The butt of the knife. But you know everybody's blaming Megan. Why? What did Megan got to do?
Speaker 6:with this.
Speaker 2:Because they feel like he wouldn't be in that predicament if it wasn't for her.
Speaker 1:Then he shouldn't have been in the predicament. The court said he was guilty. A jury A jury said he was guilty and that's why he's there. That was not Meg's fault.
Speaker 2:I think so, coming with all the political stuff, I think it's more of a coincidence that now her bodyguard has decided Kelsey the friend, her bodyguard is the one that has decided to step up and be like oh my God, I want to be a good person.
Speaker 1:Now, all of them, um, she the one that actually, you know and they said like tori, tori lanes was the one who's like, I'll take the rap. I don't want her to get around, I'll take the rap, let me just take the rap type of shit and I go to jail, whatever.
Speaker 1:And it's like you was just, you were screaming your innocence right and then now you talk about I'm gonna take the rap and all you had to say was like I didn't shoot her, this bitch did and that body got her no. Like did he say that no? And then, so it's like, why? Now, like you got stabbed 14 times, yeah, jail is real, uh, you know.
Speaker 3:So like and he had just prison. Yeah, prison he had just recently like posted.
Speaker 2:Pictures of him. Came out with an album, like two months ago, him and his friends in jail, yeah, and they posted up against the wall and they attire, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:He probably pissed that motherfucker off. I don't know, it's just Sometimes little people be real big for their britches Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Because you know like if you're a celebrity, you kind of feel like some. They probably feel like, yeah, special cheaper.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know like I'm untouchable because everybody love me.
Speaker 1:You know he was just like just put out an album from jail niggas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could do that like all right and then got no more wig glue, nigga I hope he recover and then crazy enough, you know, chris brown they probably got him for a wig glue, bro bro Chris Brown posted and he's in jail. Posted free Tory.
Speaker 3:And then he's in jail Now. It's free, chris Brown.
Speaker 1:I don't know what happened, how the fuck he go to jail.
Speaker 3:Something that happened in 2023.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a bottle incident. It was an attack.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they got him now.
Speaker 3:Well, probably went through trial investigation, oh, overseas type of thing.
Speaker 2:He just went over there, they was like I got you bitch Grabbed his ass up, damn. And people were saying that it was Jay-Z that had it happen, because he put out a free story.
Speaker 4:He said free story oh wow.
Speaker 1:That's crazy Conspiracy theories is crazy.
Speaker 2:I mean, I wouldn't put it past anyone.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't put it past nobody, you never know, because I just don't go off of what you gotta be. Oh shit, I don't believe these stories, yo, I don't believe any story that comes out. If it comes out by anybody, I don't believe it Because there's always some kind of twist or turn to some shit. There's never just factual shit and you would never know if it's factual shit or not. They just, yo. This day and age, age, everybody has a phone in front of them and how they get their information, no matter if it's true or false, they're going to take that information for what it is. Yeah, there's. There's no type of uh, understanding, like finding the facts, mm-hmm. Everything is opinion-based, yes, and not fact-based. I don't know what's fact in any of this shit and a lot of times when the public has now made their uh Christ.
Speaker 2:Their choice whether or not they believe or not believe the story.
Speaker 1:And then sometimes the truth do come out, but they so invested in not wanting to believe it, right, they still carry on with the lies more entertaining and it's crazy, like, and I and I say this for like, okay, I'm gonna go back to the uh, to the um holly haley bailey thing. Her name is Hailey Bailey, right, is it Hailey Bailey? Is that right? Am I saying it?
Speaker 2:weird, it's just the way you said it. Yeah, all right, hailey Bailey.
Speaker 1:Hailey Bailey. The fact is she got a chipped tooth, but see, the opinion is-.
Speaker 2:You want to be stuck on a tooth. She's also bruised.
Speaker 1:I'm saying, right, I'm saying but duck on her tooth, she's also bruised. I'm saying, right, I'm saying, but the opinion is I don't know how she got the chipped tooth. You see what I'm saying. You see how they pump the story out so people can come up with their own conclusions without understanding what the true fact is. The only fact that we know is she is bruised. That's because the media don't give a fuck and she had a chipped tooth. But, Sean, if I pinch you right now, you're going to bruise.
Speaker 2:Well, I can take it. I know you can take it.
Speaker 1:But you're still going to bruise. But if you go on social media and say, hey, I just got bruised up and I got a bunch of gum in my gums, and I'm going to go to Nene and say you told Mr to beat me. Yeah, and I'm going to go to Nene and say you told Mr to beat me and it's like yo. That's not the fact. He drank spoiled milk.
Speaker 3:He got tickled what I'm sorry, that is disgusting.
Speaker 2:He went totally left.
Speaker 1:Anyway, he's been left all night. Yeah, I shouldn't even be talking anymore like.
Speaker 2:So we have some really great news for history. So a fire has destroyed the main house at the Nottoway plantation, the largest antebellum plantation still standing in the United States. They still had one. It was built in 1859 by enslaved people, so the fire allegedly broke out at the house in Louisiana. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Shortly after 2 pm on Thursday and staff noticed that smoke was coming up to the second floor in the museum room Smokey Robinson, and then they discovered flames shortly after. The fire is believed to have originated in one of the bedrooms on the second floor, but it's still under investigation as to how it actually started.
Speaker 1:We know how it started Opinion based yeah.
Speaker 3:The man says it's sad. The fact is, you shall rise yeah yeah good, burning shit down.
Speaker 1:It's surprising that they still have one of those shits floating around to this day it's still a whole bunch of them, I bet burn all them shits now yeah um, and you know, put a black fist in a in the lawn some people they want to get rid of dei.
Speaker 2:Get rid of them, damn plantations some people would say like oh, you know, that's history, you know so who's history? It's. It's like you know like people get outraged about, like the different statues that get torn down and stuff and they're like why are you racist?
Speaker 1:Burn all them shits. History, my ass. Yeah, it's going to be history. Bye, bye.
Speaker 3:They want to make America great again, so do we.
Speaker 1:Bye, bye.
Speaker 3:All right, what's next?
Speaker 1:Yo All right. What's next? Yo Bush? Ooh, my little patty.
Speaker 3:Did you hear about the 11 inmates that escaped New Orleans prisons?
Speaker 1:Like how it looked like they tore down a wall, Like it was easy to tear down. You seen this shit.
Speaker 3:They did the Kool-Aid challenge.
Speaker 1:It was like oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Out of here. He said raw. Did you see how they escaped, Mm-mm? They escaped On each other's back Through their toilet. Hey yo, what they escaped through.
Speaker 1:They pulled it out.
Speaker 2:Shawshank, they pulled the toilet out.
Speaker 4:They shawshanked it.
Speaker 2:They escaped through the hole in the toilet, which kind of, I think, led them to't know if it was their closet or whatever the what area, and then they made it out, but then they left notes there. That was like ha-ha, this was too easy. Try to catch us.
Speaker 1:Oh they was playing games.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Let's make this fun, just in case we get caught. We wanted to see what your security was like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, one of them said it said too easy, lol. And then another thing said catch us when you can. Yeah, I heard that they caught two of them so far.
Speaker 3:So I want to know how and what the fuck these idiots did to get caught.
Speaker 1:They went to a Ponderosa.
Speaker 3:They stopped to get a seafood boil. Get you every time.
Speaker 1:A Ponderosa though.
Speaker 2:One of them stopped and said wait, wait, wait. I tripped my tooth. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:It was a toilet. It was a toilet. That's not funny. It was a toilet.
Speaker 1:That's not funny.
Speaker 5:It was DDG.
Speaker 2:I have to wonder what Do people? I guess they do really truly believe people in prison that if they escape they're not going to get caught, they do.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean.
Speaker 3:They absolutely do.
Speaker 1:I don't think they think further than their imagination.
Speaker 3:Unless you got some intelligent ones. Yeah, I mean, how intelligent are you.
Speaker 1:Well, he had a whole map on his back. How smart was that? And he escaped with the bad guys.
Speaker 2:What you got to do.
Speaker 1:what you got to do, yeah yeah, well, I don't know, maybe they could. I don't know, they're going to get caught somewhere.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean they're in the system Unless they go overseas. I wonder what they were in there for.
Speaker 1:Marry like a French model. I wonder what they were in there for Marry like a French model. How are they getting overseas?
Speaker 5:Swim.
Speaker 2:I don't know you get on. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Man. Well, I hope they find the remaining nine. If they don't, well, congratulations to the remaining nine. No, Because they free you ain't coming over here.
Speaker 2:They might.
Speaker 1:Shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they got to travel as far as possible.
Speaker 1:And where they escape from.
Speaker 3:New Orleans.
Speaker 1:They got to wait. How long ago was that? Just a couple days. They going to get them before they get up here.
Speaker 2:You got enough time to pack your bag.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, I'm out of here, I, they gonna get them before they get up here. You got enough time to pack your bag. Hell, yeah, I'm out of here. I'm hotter than under my bed. You need help. You need help.
Speaker 2:So, um, absolutely, We've now moved closer to the Hunger Games.
Speaker 6:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:So not sure which district you guys are gonna be in, but the Department of Homeland Security is now reviewing a pitch for a new reality tv show where immigrants would compete in challenges to earn us citizenship. Yeah, this is a joke. This is absolutely a joke. The idea was proposed by the uh rob warsaw, the producer of duck dynasty. Um, he claims that the show is a celebration of American values white people doing white things that's funny and they reportedly titled the concept of the show as the American.
Speaker 2:They would compete in mental and physical challenges and the prize is a shot at US citizenship. A shot at US citizenship.
Speaker 3:A shot not guaranteed, they even give him a guarantee.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. He insists that the idea isn't meant to be cruel, but rather a heartfelt series with tears of joy and fun. Loud American challenges For who the American is, a celebration of what it means to be american. Um, it's a fucking joke, absolutely.
Speaker 2:Wow, I think it's disgusting. This country's. That's disrespectful. This country is a joke. Um, it is so. It's so disrespectful. Yeah, and if you value citizenship as much as y'all claim, y'all do, and why y'all doing this in the first place of shipping all these immigrants out? Why are you making it a joke to obtain?
Speaker 3:citizenship right.
Speaker 2:This is this whole thing has just been ridiculous, wild yeah ridiculous anyway do better, do way better that's absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1:We got three more years of this shit. This shit's crazy, all right.
Speaker 2:What's next? We got a little fan mail.
Speaker 1:Oh, we do Huh nice.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we got some listener questions Our plus ones are coming through.
Speaker 2:Let's go plus ones. So our fan mail that got delivered for today is referencing one of your gems, mister. Oh, okay, and it says Nene's conflicted with being taught or provided for, because she's a lady boy, yeah that makes a lot of sense now. I'm a lady boy makes a lot of sense and that was in reference to the the don't be telling my secrets. And then, wanting a lot of sense, that was in reference to the Don't be telling my secrets yeah, and then wanting to be taught yeah. Yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 3:Do not tell my secrets, Well thank you.
Speaker 1:Thank you for that for ML, that's very insightful and I think that you are absolutely.
Speaker 3:Right and you hit the nail on the head. Yes, you did Not on the tooth stop it we have some listeners questions, responses, nice thoughts, prayers. Okay, it says I'm getting rid of Vanilla Aunt Viv too oh shit, aww, that's yeah, she gotta go.
Speaker 1:Hmm, vanilla, florida they named me after a state shut up can't get rid of her. We got a few of these we have a few of these.
Speaker 2:Sean saying Florida has dough kneading hands, is taking me you know, I'm right yeah, you are she look like she make a mean apple pie from scratch that cobbler down.
Speaker 3:From scratch is crazy. I feel like everyone is an inconsiderate friend at this point, but I don't think it's a bad thing, I mean oh, this is referencing what. It depends on certain situations.
Speaker 1:I feel like Issa Rae, issa Rae, everybody's an inconsiderate friend.
Speaker 2:I mean yeah, yeah, to a degree I can agree with that and I think it probably goes to when you were saying, mister, about how are you just protecting your peace? Oh yeah, so if you are just truly protecting your peace and you have now taken a step back from said friendship and you're not communicating as much as you could or should, I guess it is kind of an inconsiderate way of handling your friendship, especially if you're not communicating about what's going on. But is it a bad thing because you're protecting your peace?
Speaker 1:No, right, I got it. Yep Makes sense.
Speaker 3:Makes sense. Thank you for that. Did Sean say you're from China? Hilariously inappropriate. Do better, Sean. A Love you.
Speaker 2:You caught that, huh yeah, oh, I can't wait to see what they say about this episode.
Speaker 1:Oh, I can't wait to see what they say about this episode. Oh Jesus.
Speaker 3:Mr and his vision of Sean A as a butterball turkey is burnt in my mind forever.
Speaker 2:That's horrible Because you can see it right. I had nightmares about that. You can see it. I had nightmares.
Speaker 1:The butterball was crazy, because I even this is why I was glistening you.
Speaker 3:glistening, see it.
Speaker 1:I had nightmares. The butterball was crazy because I even oh shit, I agree with nini. The wannabe supervisor is worse for me because you need your ass beat. Yeah, I was with that?
Speaker 5:yeah, I was with that too. Yeah, yeah, I was with that too. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I thought you said snitch. I did say snitch yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you said that you technically are the wannabe supervisor.
Speaker 3:I am the wannabe supervisor yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha, yep, unofficially yeah. Can you guys tell us your thoughts on the Diddy case? Some of this stuff I'm hearing is wild Yo have you been reading what's been happening?
Speaker 1:Yes, I have. Oh my God, cassie, poor baby, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Yo, what stuck out the most for me is like she is such a victim For real and like the trauma bond that she has with him, the manipulation that she encountered, like she's still talking about, like how she has love for him yeah, like the past.
Speaker 1:Yo, you know, like Yo, she was a child. Like you know what I'm saying. So it's almost like the only person you're putting your all in. The only person you really know is this person here, she was groomed, groomed, crazy because talking about these freak-offs and she's talking about it in good light, and all that because she's looking forward to it, even though she wasn't. She left there with blisters and all this shit happened.
Speaker 2:He basically pimped her ass out, that is crazy, and that's the whole purpose of this whole trial is whether or not she was sex trafficked.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and just reading, and then you know I know Cassie's husband, alex Fine, I think his name is. I can't imagine what he has to be doing to not explode and kick Diddy's ass. He has to be doing to not explode and kick Diddy's ass and you know just the feeling that got to be in that courtroom right now because and I think Dawn hit the stage- Dawn Richards.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she spoke about how she witnessed him abusing her before. I think she said did she say he hit her with a pen or something?
Speaker 1:Something like that. Like, and they have video of the hotel thing where the security came, Like how do you get rid of that video?
Speaker 2:or not let it release Money, which is why Cassie just got $10 million from the hotel because of the fact that they hit that shit, they hit that video Like Money Yo, you gotta Yo.
Speaker 3:And this is why that shit is happening so bad to Diddy, because, bitch, you really thought you was the king of the universe and could do whatever the fuck you want. Move however the hell you want, and nobody was going to know that, motherfucker, there are people who still have fucking morals.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. That motherfucker's a pig bro. That shit is so bad, like it is so bad. And just to imagine we was just rocking to his music and he's doing all his devious shit and it's like oh my God.
Speaker 3:And letting us know that he beating bitches' asses at the end of their song Yo, and he was yo at the end of that song. Like you, look at that differently now. You're like that nigga telling the truth. He was telling the truth.
Speaker 2:And everybody around him knew it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is so wild to me. I want to go more in depth. Maybe next episode we'll probably go more in depth as we, because I'm reading more like of what is being said in the courtroom.
Speaker 2:But thank you, listeners. Questions we are going to go like a dive deep into that, probably next episode. But because I want to know more, I want to get get a little bit more and I want to talk about the uh, the point of view from the children. Yeah, yeah yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3:Y'all make me want to be a deputy, or however nini, or however Nene says it, it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:That shit is fucking hilarious. Y'all gonna leave me alone. Oh my God, deba-dee, deba-dee Yo.
Speaker 2:It's fucking hilarious, it's funny, it's fucking hilarious?
Speaker 3:Did Mr say he used the turkey baster straight out of Sean A? I need video or it ain't happening.
Speaker 1:Yo you know what? Hey yo, when I listened back I was like, why the fuck did I say that you?
Speaker 3:know why. You know why you said it.
Speaker 2:So, you know, you wanted some of that mass and gill.
Speaker 3:Got your skin glistening, hey, summer'sening like what the fuck? But yeah, that shit was fucking funny oh my god, thank you for those please keep coming.
Speaker 1:Thank you, I can't wait until y'all pick apart this episode. I just wanna cause I said some wild shit.
Speaker 6:We on the gyms Park. This episode.
Speaker 1:I just wanted to because I said some wild shit. Yeah, you did.
Speaker 4:We on the gyms Drop a gym on it.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, All right all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3:All right, all right. All right, all right all right.
Speaker 1:Matthew McConaughey on oh God, All right, all right. Gem number one Does anyone ever get bored and turn on Netflix and decide you're not ready for that type of commitment and then grab your phone and watch reels for the next four hours?
Speaker 3:Every day, all the time it's like clockwork. That's crazy, that that happens to like everybody. That's.
Speaker 1:Cause. Netflix is a different type of commitment. What is, who is Netflix? What, what?
Speaker 2:Netflix. Is that a new app?
Speaker 1:Yours come with a CK. It's like the cousin of Netflix.
Speaker 3:It's off the deputy playlist.
Speaker 1:How much? They charge them out for Netflix Probably a couple cents.
Speaker 2:It's not really that. It's free.
Speaker 3:Like.
Speaker 2:Tubi, you just get chip-tooth, movies. Yeah, chip-tooth.
Speaker 3:Nah, he watch them, Bumba Clats.
Speaker 2:Yo, when you hear it back, his channel is just all about turkey, basters, yep.
Speaker 1:Say yep too. The different type of turkey basters the blue ones, the one with the brown squeegee at the back, Anyway.
Speaker 3:That is funny, though, because you know your turkey basters. My mom had like three of them.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's why no, nevermind.
Speaker 3:You a turkey baster baby.
Speaker 2:I am. I think a lot of times it's just because Get out of here. I'd just be talking to talk. I don't know. People just want like the background noise. You know like, oh yeah, the turkey baster.
Speaker 3:Actually I put on the entire symphony the little tilt of your crowd was crazy it's like the Fantasia the.
Speaker 1:Mickey.
Speaker 2:Mouse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, sometimes you just put it on to go to sleep, yeah like I will literally get in my bed for the evening.
Speaker 2:turn on Netflix, roll over to the side and hit my TikTok yeah. Or Instagram and I'm just scrolling.
Speaker 1:That's true. That is true. I've done that sometimes. I do that all the time All right.
Speaker 3:I follow people like you watch this. I'm like I was going to Gem number two.
Speaker 1:you can either build with a busy nigga or babysit a broke one. What would you rather do?
Speaker 3:You said what.
Speaker 1:You can either build with a busy nigga or babysit a broke one.
Speaker 3:We build damn yeah, I build with a busy nigger or babysit a broke one. We build damn yeah, I babysit with a busy dude. He ain't in my face all day yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and y'all definitely make time for each other at some point.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 1:No, I wanted to because it was one I wanted to do.
Speaker 3:He got basted. I cannot compute.
Speaker 1:I got basted you crazy. Last one Crazy part about being an overthinker is you be right the whole time.
Speaker 2:I always am, yeah, I always am I, I always am.
Speaker 1:I had another one, but I don't think I saved that one, which is crazy. I wanted to see your thoughts on that. Anyway, that's it.
Speaker 3:Woo-hoo and pull on standards. The wall got the bomb Run out. The telephones Drop the jams. Back in the house once again With the light Got the diamonds and guns.
Speaker 1:All right, all right. All right, all right. This was fun.
Speaker 3:No, you need to stop it. Yeah, you are absolutely unnecessary this whole episode.
Speaker 1:This is really fun.
Speaker 3:I'm glad you enjoyed.
Speaker 1:I'm glad I enjoyed too.
Speaker 2:I'm glad you enjoyed too.
Speaker 1:Everybody. I'm glad you enjoyed too. I'm glad you enjoyed too everybody.
Speaker 5:I'm glad you all enjoyed what later.
Speaker 1:Bye guys what is this? This is not Rihanna, it's a remix. Yeah baby, yeah baby. All right, lady, y'all.
Speaker 4:Well enough, bitch, but I have my money Played down. Call me on my blood, pay me what you want me Falling bigger than LaGuan. Bitch, give me your money. Who we all think y'all frontin' on Like blah, blah, blah, louis 13 and it's all on me. Nigga, you just bought a shot, come a-crushy. If you think that you gon' knock me out this side, shit, you ain't finna back me. I'm the guy. Shit, you ain't finna beg me. I'm that brand new bar and cup. Don't act like you forgot. I call the shot dot dot Like blah, blah, blah. Pay me what you want. Don't act like you forgot. Bitch, better have my money, bitch, better have my money. Pay me what you want, bitch. Better have my money, bitch, better have my money, just drop it.
