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Episode 084: The Punisher...Wild and Powerful
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Welcome to a sizzling cookout-worthy episode of Table For Three where we're serving up hot takes and hearty laughs on everything from heartwarming family moments to shocking celebrity scandals.
This week, we kick off with a touching story about a high school senior who took his sister to prom after she missed her own during the pandemic years ago. What started as reluctance ("nobody in the senior class likes each other") turned into a memorable night that gave his sister the experience she missed. It sparked a nostalgic conversation about our own prom experiences – from multiple invitations to completely skipping the event altogether.
The conversation heats up when we dive into a viral story about a woman who proposed to her boyfriend only to be told he's still in love with his baby mama. We unpacked the psychology behind harboring feelings for an ex while in a new relationship, and debated whether honesty in that moment was truly the best policy or just cruel timing. "You should have told me that when we was dating," one host pointedly observes, highlighting how crucial transparency is from the beginning.
Things take a serious turn as we dissect the disturbing details emerging from Diddy's sex trafficking and racketeering trial. From the testimony of Cassie Ventura detailing alleged abuse to Kid Cudi's revelations about intimidation, we explore how power and influence can enable disturbing behavior in the entertainment industry. "They typically don't bring a RICO charge unless they got evidence, they got evidence, they got evidence," one host emphasizes, suggesting prosecutors must have substantial proof beyond what the public has seen.
Between the heavier topics, we lighten the mood with tales of a man suing Whataburger for $1 million over onions on his burger triggering an allergic reaction, and a 72-year-old mother who shot her 38-year-old son for playing video games too loudly. "Hazel said I was sick of your shit," we joke, while acknowledging the serious undertones of these bizarre stories.
Our signature "Gems" segment wraps everything up with thought-provoking insights about relationships, including why men often cater to women who do the least for them and how dating outside your education bracket might lead to communication issues.
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Cookout Weekend Vibes
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Speaker 1Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the table.
Speaker 4Yeah, hope you're having Gonna have a good weekend.
Speaker 1It's Memorial Day weekend. This is cookout music, baby Hope y'all enjoying yourselves. Table for threes in the building. Let's go. Uh huh, uh huh. If you know it, sing it. I can't wait to get that food off the grill. I need some hamburgers.
Speaker 2I need some steak, I need some chicken, I need some potato salad I need some.
Speaker 1Pasta salad I need some beans.
Speaker 4Yeah, what y'all doing this weekend.
Speaker 1It's going to be nice outside.
Speaker 1Hope y'all enjoy yourselves. Let us know how y'all weekend go. Long weekend for me. You already know what about your friends. Y'all know the dance, don't you? If you know the dance, then I get a little crazy. That's not the way it's supposed to be. Sometimes my vision is a little hazy. I can't tell who I should trust or just who I let just be. People try to say I act a little funny TLC. Ladies and gentlemen, let's go Tell me I changed because I got money. But if you were there before, then you're still down with me.
Speaker 1What about your friends? Will they stand their ground? Will they let you down? Yeah, what about your friends? Are they gonna be? No doubt, will they ever be around? Or will the trouble last this long? Oh, can it be?
Speaker 1I am a little too friendly. So does being hypothetically sick. I supply creativity to what others mistake as a form of self-hate, only to make an enemy, which results in unfortunate destiny. They throw me out and be next to me Just cause I am what some choose to envy. Every now and then I get a little easy. I let a lot of people depend on me. I never thought they would ever deceive me, don't you know? When times got rough, I was standing on my own. I never let another get that close to me. You see, I've grown a lot smarter now. Sometimes you have to choose and then you'll see. If your friend is true, they'll be there with you. Do the thinking things. What about your friends? Will they stand their ground? Will they let you down? What about your friends? What about your friends? No-transcript what about your friends? Aw shit, you know it's a cookout when this comes on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 5Very superstitious Writing's on the wall Very superstitious Letters about to fall.
Speaker 1Oh, y'all get your groove going now, oh, y'all get your groove on now, oh, oh.
Speaker 5Hope you're enjoying your way to work.
Speaker 1If you're going to work, I feel bad for you. It's a long weekend in June.
Speaker 5You should be chilling when you believe in things that you don't understand and you suffer. Superstition, superstition, superstition. Wash your face and ass. You said wash your face and hands. You said wash your face and hands. Let me go to the problem. Do all that you can and then Give me everything, all the points, baby. Give me control.
Speaker 1You don't wanna save me baby? Oh yeah, pass me a Corona, pass me a beer, pass me some hitty. Pass me something. Pass me some tequila Rosa a beer. Pass me some hitty. Pass me something. Pass me some tequila Rosa a mug. We chitting Woo.
Speaker 3Make the air up. Talk to them low. How could I possibly be inconspicuous With my flow? It's f***ing ridiculous.
Speaker 5Let's quit and accent see, I'm from the South. Some of the most beautiful things come out my mouth and I don't stay just as soon as I come out the house, so I might as well give them something to talk about. I want some rap to make a blind man believe in the boogie. And if you came here, the movers eatin' the boogie. Call me when you want me to come. Call me when you want me to come, I'll be around. Call me when you want me to come. Call me when you want me to come. Call me when you want.
Speaker 5I got a big dog in the front yard. I got a granddaddy. The front yard Best book lead that bitch bite hard. I got a granddaddy who think he's Joe Clark, and that's how we do it round these bars. Oh, when you want me to come, when you want me to come, call me. When you want me to come, I'll be around. Yeah, holla, when you want me to come, when you want me to come, holla, when you want me to come, call me when you want me to come, I'll be around. Yeah, you see, I do what they won't do and can't do, but gonna wish they did. When I'm done, and with a smile on my face. Give the trophy to second place Right after I born, shake his hand, firm like a man, but talk to him like a son and this way I can still Woohoo.
Speaker 1Let's go. What's going on? Oh my God, that's the way to come into the weekend, man. I know it's hump day, it's probably after Memorial Day, but I hope you enjoyed your weekend. It's after what day? It was Memorial Day, right?
Weekend Catch-Up and Prom Stories
Speaker 3Oh it's more than after Memorials Day, but I hope you enjoyed your weekend.
Speaker 1It's after what day it was.
Speaker 2Memorials Day. Right, oh, it's more than one Memorials.
Speaker 1Memorials Memorials Day, memorial Day, whatever.
Speaker 4Okay, okay.
Speaker 1On the calendar. It got the S on it. What calendar? The calendar? It says Memorials Day.
Speaker 2With an S? Yeah, you wrote it. No, where did you get your calendar from?
Speaker 1My job.
Speaker 5I guess they stupid.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 3Welcome back, everybody.
Speaker 1Yeah, I hope you enjoyed your weekend. I always enjoy it. I hope it was a long weekend for everyone. It should have been.
Speaker 3And if you're new here, I'm just going to go past that. And if you're new here, I'm just gonna go past that, If you're new here.
Speaker 1I'm your girl, I'm not.
Speaker 3I'm your girl, nene.
Speaker 1I'm Mr.
Speaker 2I'm Memorials.
Speaker 1With a long weekend inside.
Speaker 3Hi Memorials. Oh that was clever. Oh my god that was good.
Speaker 5Yeah Alright, yeah Alright.
Speaker 1If you're new here, I don't know if you're going to last very long, because this is a welcome Enjoy. Yeah, if you hear good things about this podcast, it's probably true.
Speaker 2If you're sitting at the table and you're getting fed, leave a tip. We like tips, big ones.
Speaker 1Wait what the fuck is going on. You getting big tips too.
Speaker 3I like big tips.
Speaker 1You like big tips, mm-hmm John.
Speaker 2I'm sorry.
Speaker 1You like. Whatever yo. How was everybody's weekend? Was yours an extra long weekend or just the holiday off?
Speaker 2Um, the normal holiday.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah. Just that normal long weekend. Okay, it wasn't a bad week, though, um, and luckily, like this, um week is uh short for me.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2So I got to do a little traveling for work.
Speaker 1Oh really, where are you going? Where are you heading? You get on my name. What retreat are you going to? It's not a retreat, not a retreat. What island are you going?
Speaker 2to. It's not an island.
Speaker 1What hotel are you going to? Oh my god, you gotta stay, you gotta stay somewhere, right, yeah, yeah so is a is a business conference it's like a conference, yeah okay, yeah, all right, so you're going with a bunch of co-workers um, I wouldn't say a bunch, just a oh it was one of those. No.
Speaker 3It's not. No, oh my god, I had to save you Right, because I walked right in.
Speaker 1He was not entertained.
Speaker 3I looked over His face, lit up, I was like no.
Speaker 1No, cause you should have seen his face, cause his face was like. He was like envisioning Everything that was Gonna be happening With the people he liked. I does, I'll just play, I'm just playing oh my god, um, but yeah, okay, uh, good, good, good, uh, nini, how was? It was a week? It was a week, even even the short weekend, it still was a week did you work every day? Yeah, no, you didn't, did you forever. Yes, oh, did you work every day? Yeah, no, you didn't did you for it?
Speaker 2yes, oh, did you work every day?
Speaker 1so yes, that's enough yeah, no, so it was my short week this week. I didn't work, uh, leading into the weekend, so I had that friday off, okay, and then I took th oh so you had an extra long. Yeah, yeah. Not like that no, no, no. The weekend was Because Thursday the Thursday was my son's prom.
Speaker 3Oh nice.
Speaker 1It was his prom, how was that? So he had appointments that I completely forgot about early in the week. So he had a hair appointment. We had to pick up his stuff. So I took the day off so he could kind of get fresh for his prom. And he's the type of dude originally he didn't even want to go. He was just like nobody in the senior class, like each other. I don't know why, I don't know why, but you know he got friends, he got people that was going. So he was like, all right, I'll go. So he ended up going and his big sister, when she was in high school, she unfortunately had the COVID thing hit so she wasn't able to experience her prom. And so little brother was like you know what, Okay, just ride with me. So he ended up taking big sister to the prom so she could experience the prom, which was pretty cool.
Speaker 3That's a cool little brother move.
Speaker 1Yeah, man. So you know, they got all dressed up and they went in and caused mayhem, they took some fly pictures and they went into like a stretch limousine the whole night. A couple friends went with them in their limousine and you know for a person who said he didn't want to go, he enjoyed himself yeah.
Speaker 2That's good, though that's good.
Speaker 1Yeah, and for him. And then you know the senior skip day and all the activities that happened after. You know, he dropped his sister off and was like I'm out, I'm going back out, and I was like I bet, like this is what I want you to be doing more often. Anyway, just go out there and enjoy yourself seeing you skip day.
Speaker 2First we used to go to Riverside Park.
Speaker 1Yeah, riverside, and I was like the place to go back then. Um, they wouldn.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1I don't, you know, they, they, he had a. I mean him and his peoples had a whole like itinerary going on. They was going to start here and there and I was like all right, you know, enjoy yourself. So that was you know.
Speaker 2A lot of them used to go to the beach, but this weather was.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, this weather is like it was planning. They did plan to go to the beach but yeah, it was like rainy and stuff, so they ended up changing that.
Speaker 2Did you go to your prom?
Speaker 1I did. I went to a few proms actually.
Speaker 2I'm sure you did, oh my.
Speaker 1God. As a freshman in high school, I was asked to go to a senior prom. Okay, but I ended up not going to that Always the cougars yeah. Right. So I was one of the two freshmen that was asked to go to the prom, but I couldn't go because my mother wasn't going to let me go.
Speaker 3She's like, that old hussy ain't taking you nowhere Pretty much.
Speaker 2Pretty much Did you go to your senior prom. I did go to my senior prom I went to their the football team.
Speaker 1I went to their. Hey, wait, what? What You're wilding. Wait, you're kind of merging your memories with mine, oh shit. So the whole football team for you Put my palms down. So when I was a freshman, I ended up going to their senior skip day. Okay, it was cool, I did some things.
Speaker 3I bet you did nasty, oh my.
Speaker 1God, not as a freshman. Oh yeah, as a freshman Fresh. That was fun.
Speaker 2NeNe, you went to prom.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Never Mm-mm.
Speaker 1Wow, why is that? Just didn't want to go.
Speaker 3Dang you in my business. No, I'm just. It's got other. I had just had a baby.
Speaker 1Oh, another fresh one, oh yeah.
Speaker 3You was fast Okay.
Speaker 5Well, I'm saying like no.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 3But no, I just had a baby. So no, I didn't make it to my prom.
Speaker 2Oh, you could have brought the baby? Yeah, that would have been cute. You know, you gotta wrap them around your back.
Speaker 1That would have been cute. You know how they got that wrap.
Speaker 3You would have had the same outfit on Both of y'all no me and the baby. Oh, on the both of y'all no me and the baby. Oh, my God, get out of here.
Speaker 4And if we did we?
Speaker 3would have been cute.
Speaker 4It did, yeah, so they enjoyed themselves.
Speaker 3That's good, that's nice. I'm glad she got to enjoy it because I know how it feels to miss your prom yeah.
Speaker 2I didn't go to my junior prom. I did go to my senior prom. I didn't go to my junior prom. I didn't think that was the purpose of it. Yeah, Like what's the point? But I did go to my senior prom.
Speaker 4I enjoyed myself.
Speaker 1Yeah, they enjoyed you too.
Speaker 2Oh shit, that's crazy.
Speaker 5What.
Speaker 3Anyway, yeah, we're just going to move along. I'm scared.
Proposal Gone Wrong
Speaker 1So what is going on in this crazy world today?
Speaker 3I don't even want to know what that is. There's a lot going on in this crazy ass world today.
Speaker 1Are we going to even attempt to talk about this trial?
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1This shit is crazy.
Speaker 3Yeah, it is crazy.
Speaker 1Okay, where do we start? Where do we want to start?
Speaker 2So how would you feel, nene, if your man was going to propose to you, was got on one knee and then said I'm sorry, I'm still in love with my baby mama. The baby mama, yikes real answer yikes, yikes.
Speaker 3Real answer, yikes well, technically, you know what, if I think about it, I probably would have knew that they were still in love with their baby mother you think?
Speaker 1so, uh, huh, and I'd have like, okay, that's you yeah, you seem like the type to have a sixth sense about that stuff.
Speaker 3I'm like okay, because then at that point I probably would have been like, yeah, I need my little backup because this bitch ain't serious. So he could have posed with pimps down on one knee. I probably would have had shut up. Y'all, don't mess with me.
Speaker 2Pimp pose what you would have pulled pimps pulled pimps Boom bop.
Speaker 3But no, I probably would have just been looking at him like he was crazy, anyway, like, is this for a show? Like you trying to embarrass me? Okay, yeah, I would have side-eyed it. Yeah, no, I don't trust people and their motives and shit. Mister, what if your girlfriend got down on one knee?
Speaker 1He'd probably be like bitch what you doing. I'd have been uncomfortable from the start, like what the why are you getting?
Speaker 3down there, Get up. He probably thought he was about to get choked and I'm like yo, you got a baby mama. He'd have been like, oh, right here in front of everybody Now, yo, you got a baby mama.
Speaker 2That's crazy. I don't doubt it.
Speaker 3I do not doubt it, you stupid.
Speaker 1Yo, I have, like you know, like I broke up with a girl and they turned like lesbian, so I don't know how that felt.
Speaker 3There's no such thing as turn lesbian. That is so wild to hear. You know what. Okay.
Speaker 1Okay, maybe I am politically incorrect here.
Speaker 3You're misinformed.
Speaker 1Yeah, but that means they always were.
Speaker 3They always probably had feelings for girls and just didn't know at the time.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, so I didn't mean to say that.
Speaker 2Well they didn't. You just didn't know about it.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's probably the case Because, you know, back then I heard a lot like oh I hate men, I'm just going to try women now.
Speaker 2That's a nice excuse, yeah, oh okay, so all right.
Speaker 1So they just didn't want to let it be known.
Speaker 2I said the same thing.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, I got you, I didn't.
Speaker 3I was about to say no, you fucking did. I don't remember them words. What would you do? What?
Speaker 1would you do if you?
Speaker 2If I was getting proposed to yeah.
Speaker 1And they said they got a baby father, they fell in love with their baby mother.
Speaker 3The plot begins I know Won't happen today.
Speaker 2Right, guess she ain't got no more babies, right oh?
Speaker 1shit. He became a Florida resident. Just that quick that's crazy.
Speaker 2He be drinking out the toilet yo yo yo we done holy shit well, it was crazy because there's a woman who actually proposed to her man. She got down on one knee cause, you know, woman who actually proposed to her man.
Speaker 3She got down on one knee Because, you know, nowadays Women is proposing to their man.
Speaker 2Equal rights, equal rights. And he was like hold up, hold up, hold up, we ain't going there because I'm still in love with my baby mama. And she was devastated. Wait, she didn't know at all.
Speaker 3That's how I'm feeling. You had to have the signs. Maybe she thought, oh, if I propose to him he'll forget about her.
Speaker 5Mm-mm.
Speaker 3It don't work that way.
Speaker 2Could have been. But I mean, some people are real good at hiding shit, they are, and some people are real delusional too.
Speaker 3Yeah and not noticing shit.
Speaker 2I don't put it past anybody, because if you have a baby mother or a baby father and y'all have a mutually good relationship, as far as co-parenting that sometimes can be, all it looks like is just a good co-parenting relationship Right, and then you don't know that there's actually stronger feelings there. Because, it doesn't necessarily mean that he acted on anything, but he's just saying.
Speaker 3That he's still in love with her. Yeah, I can't move on. If that's what that is, though, I respect that which one makes sense, because that's like I'm not going to be emotionally available for you, right? So there's no point of us doing that.
Speaker 2Yeah, let me know from the beginning before you know yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I mean shit.
Speaker 3You should have told me that when we was fucking dating. That would have made more sense to me. That would have gave me the opportunity to decide whether or not I wanted to pursue the relationship or not.
Speaker 1Well, maybe he did, and she was just like you know, fuck this. This man is mine. I'm going to do what it takes to get him.
Speaker 3Then she shouldn't be upset that he said I'm still in love with my baby mother, Something I told you early in I told you early in. Yeah, Because I mean, if he was honest in the beginning, then you can't be mad, but if you ain't say nothing, that's different.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is wild.
Speaker 3Harboring feelings for somebody else while you're with somebody else is wild to me. Sucks for her, yeah.
Speaker 2What's crazy is if he did that and baby mama don't want him yeah and that's usually the case, right, yeah and sometimes that'd be the case too.
Speaker 3But you can't he can't deny him how he feel, though yeah, he could have just said that.
Speaker 1Not in intentions to go back with her, just like I just got these feelings that I don't know what to do with about my baby mom. I'm not trying to get back with her, but I don't know how to move on.
Speaker 3Especially if she's the one who moved on and he wasn't ready, right.
Speaker 1It's endless possibilities of reasons why he could say that. It is poor that young lady who proposed it. Kind of sucks for her. That's time invested.
Speaker 3You just got like, well, how long they was together before she didn't say cut it out. I hope that bitch ain't proposed 30 days or less. That's crazy. On a 29th day she was like she was like I'm in love, we ready.
Speaker 2And sometimes you'll have those people, though. So he may have came out and said you know what? No, I got to be honest. I'm still in love with my baby mother, so we shouldn't go further with this. He tries to pursue the baby mother and she's like I don't know, you like that no more. Like, move along, we just co-parenting. And then he go back to the girlfriend like you know what? I made a horrible mistake.
Speaker 3I do love you and I'm like no, you don't, because they do that. Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1They got to test the waters and see where they at. Yeah.
Speaker 3What was I thinking Like you know what? You were always the one. I just needed a little time Time don't pass. I just needed a little time Time to pass you by. I needed to clear my head how many heads you cleared. Oh shit, damn, that was a wild, powerful question. There I'm just like Jesus Christ, I done. Flustered her, you did.
Speaker 5You did. She was like what, what a wild powerful. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2Thinking about all the heads I cleared. Don't do that. That's why I didn't make it to prom.
Speaker 3Don't do that, don't make light of my pain.
Speaker 2Wild and powerful. What's so crazy is because I know that you absolutely intended to say wild.
Speaker 4You absolutely did not intend to say powerful?
Speaker 2I didn't, and yet that was the word that came to mind.
Speaker 3I didn't think of nothing else, Like that's what it took me. So I was like, oh God, I can't compute, I can't compute.
Speaker 5She was like it'll, it'll, holy shit, system failure.
Speaker 1Oh, and we're off oh shit. Yo, that is crazy.
Speaker 5Oh shit, that is crazy. Oh my God, that was wild and powerful.
Speaker 2What did you guys hear about that guy from Houston that's suing Whataburger? There's a thing called Whataburger.
Speaker 3What? Here you go with the names. I'm going to remind you of Whopper Whataburger.
Whataburger Lawsuit and Food Allergies
Speaker 2He's suing for up to a million dollars after he says that his burger that he specifically ordered without onions came with onions anyway, triggering a serious allergic reaction, and he claims that the incident left him with serious personal injuries that require medical treatment, and so he's seeking how bad them onions fucked him up. Well, I mean, if you have an allergy, you can die.
Speaker 4Damn.
Speaker 2Especially if you ingest it. But evidently this isn't his first time encountering this, because a month earlier, at the same place, he sued Sonic for the same reason, because he asked for no onions on his burger and onions ended up on his burger.
Speaker 3So my question is one. Sorry, I mean to cut you off. I have two questions right. So one are you purposely seeking these places because you know that these people they got crappy service.
Speaker 2Yes, Incompetent.
Speaker 3Right or two? Did you really say no onions? Well, if I got a major allergy to onions and I I'm saying y'all no, I don't trust people at all and people go through to go to like the deepest depths of shit to do just to get my I got you, yeah that makes that is true that?
Speaker 2is true, but I'm sure he I mean because you know, a lot of times I've, when I used to frequent um a fast food restaurant, and you ask for something to not be on it or to be on it, they put it on there. It's on the receipt that you ordered it, because the person who's taking the order yeah.
Speaker 3That's not the person who's making the food. They don't pay attention to the list. I can't even read.
Speaker 1If I got my receipt that said no onions on the bitch y'all, y'all done yeah, so you know it's funny because I'm thinking that this is not the first or second sorry this is not the first or second time he ordered food, I'm assuming right, right. So up until these last two incidents, people was getting his order right, right, you know what I'm saying. It just so happens that a month apart he goes to two places that don't fucking pay attention and get his order right. He got a right to sue.
Speaker 3I know a couple places I could sue right now if I go there and order something and say don't put it on there, and they are going to be consistent with not following the fucking rules.
Speaker 2Now it's interesting.
Speaker 1Dunkin' Donuts. Is Dunkin' Donuts one of them?
Speaker 2Mm-mm. Okay, it's interesting because a lot of people were commenting on it and they were saying, like, if you know you have allergies like that, why are you going out eating at these places?
Speaker 3And why can't they? Well, why can't they?
Speaker 2But I'm like yeah why shouldn't they be able to enjoy?
Speaker 3it Right, that's stupid.
Speaker 2But what I will say is why are you ordering a burger that come with onions that you have to ask to have them off of? I'm sure they have burgers that don't have onions on them, right? So there's a lesser chance of you having the interaction with onions if you order one that doesn't come with it anyway, but if I like that burger right if you're advertising that burger.
Speaker 1Only thing about that burger it just got onions on it. But I like that burger more than anything else on the menu.
Speaker 3I'm gonna order that burger and just be like okay, just take the onions off so here's my thing right, because I've done this in certain places where I went to Starbucks. I went to Starbucks and I ordered me a drink and I was like, can I have this certain drink? I don't get milk or cream, I get oat milk in my drink. The person was like, when she rang it up, she put almonds. I was like I said oat milk, please do not give me almonds, I'm allergic. It's like I said oat milk, please do not give me almonds.
Speaker 2I'm allergic.
Speaker 3So it's like if you know you come into a restaurant with an allergy, why don't you just say, hey, I don't want no onions, but it's very. I need you to understand that I have a very severe allergy to such and such.
Speaker 1Yeah, that could be the case that he didn't mention that. Hey, I got an allergy to onions.
Speaker 3Please don't get it on there, because the majority of the time, people who say I don't want this. It's usually because people think, oh, they don't like it, they'll put it on and they'll be like, oh, they'll just peel it off. Whatever, but that's not the case but.
Speaker 1I don't need to divulge my health capacity. Actually, you do.
Speaker 2If you go into restaurants, there's signs that say you need to let your server know that you have allergies. I don't know, I don't got allergies.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's crazy oh.
Speaker 2Because you're putting your life at risk.
Speaker 3Because you got to know that's just like people who have, like, a shellfish allergy.
Speaker 2Or a gluten allergy. Well, that makes sense.
Speaker 3But if you going into like a place that has fried foods, and you got fried shrimp, fried chicken.
Speaker 1They find everything in the same grease. So you have to tell them like, hey, I understand those restaurants, but like a mcdonald's a burger, can you still gotta say that stuff to them? It's the same thing.
Speaker 2That's what I was saying for me, I wouldn't even take the chance and I wouldn't order a burger.
Speaker 3That would have that on it, yeah not take the chance at all, correct?
Speaker 2because it's like, even when you get certain stuff, that if you're allergic to certain nuts and they'll tell you like oh well this is around, so be cautious. Yep, certain type of stuff you know. So you have to be cautious.
Speaker 1Are you what? Are you allergic to nuts?
Speaker 2My throat swells up, okay.
Speaker 1It does. Oh no, we're kind of like.
Speaker 3Are you?
Speaker 1allergic to nuts. It's a different type of nuts, like tree nuts and like you know what I mean. Just different types.
Speaker 3Yeah, tree nuts, cashews, semen.
Speaker 1Cashews, Like I can't eat walnuts or Semen. What the?
Speaker 5fuck.
Speaker 3I thought that's where you were going with it. No, that was wild and powerful.
Speaker 4Yo, he clutched his pearls.
Speaker 2I did, I did you ain't like I had it backed up in my throat Like wait a minute, wait a damn minute here.
Speaker 1That was wild and powerful.
Speaker 2At first I thought you said sea nuts, but then I was like See what I did there. Yeah, I did. No, I'm not allergic to nuts. Okay, but you are.
Speaker 1You said yeah, like walnuts. And Is it cashew? No, it's. What's the other one that's close to Pecans? Pecans, I to pecans.
Speaker 3I love pecans. Me too. Pecans are my favorite. I cannot fuck with them. I can't eat almonds anymore. That sucks. I did too. Yeah, I used to.
Speaker 1I'll look like Hitch. I can't eat them. I will look like Hitch.
Speaker 6Literally my face will swell up.
Speaker 1Bad as fuck. Yeah, so Swallow up bad as fuck, yeah, so.
Speaker 2Wow, yeah. Well, good luck to him. I hope he yeah, I mean I hope he this time gets what he's looking for. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3Keep it up His ass is going to get it.
Speaker 1I know Judge is going to be like lifetime supply of onions.
Speaker 3He's going to be Never mind.
Speaker 2But that's why you really gotta check your food, though. Even like fast food places you know, a lot of times hold up the motherfucking line. Check your food before you drive.
Speaker 1Yeah, just not just for onions, but to make sure there's other shit that's not in the food. Like you know, I don't. I don't go to fucking fast food just because there could be some foreign contaminant in the food.
Speaker 3That's why I don't get mayonnaise. I don't take mayonnaise either.
Speaker 2I went to McDonald's one time.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 2And I was ordering food for myself and somebody else and they ordered a quarter pounder with cheese and they always order it plain. They don't like no toppings, none of the extra shit on it. And I didn't check the bag, because I looked and I saw the container, so I'm like all right, everything's in the bag. Get home.
Speaker 3And it's full.
Speaker 2And they opened a quarter pounder and there was no burger on the bun, it was just.
Speaker 1It was just bun.
Speaker 3Get out of here for real. They was like this bitch don't want nothing here. That's crazy. It was no burger.
Speaker 1It was like please give me a quarter pounder with nothing on it. They was like what the fuck is the point of that?
Speaker 2Just give me a fucking bun and I'm sitting there like I'm trying to understand. The person who's making. Your sole job is to put the burger on the bun.
Speaker 1They probably heard don't put nothing on it. They was like nothing on it, that's just bun. I am not going to McDonald's for bun. They probably heard don't put nothing on it. It was like nothing on it, that's just bun.
Speaker 2I am not going to McDonald's for bun.
Speaker 3No seriously. That's crazy. Who going to McDonald's for bun? He is, that's crazy. Buns them sesame seeds. Yeah, you're going to get a gift that's going to keep on giving Like a pecan that was clever. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1Oh my God, what else? All right, what's going on?
Speaker 3So did y'all hear about the man who was killed in a car crash rushing to the scene of his fiance's fatal car crash? Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, that's fucked up.
Tragic Car Crashes and Family Drama
Speaker 2I know that's wild, that is wild. And they had a young child right, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Damn. He was trying to get to his wife who was stuck on a tree with a car holding her.
Speaker 3What, sir? Turn your mic off, turn it off. So Alexis Lee, 25, and her fiancé John Jr Collins Nope, we're done. We're planning a wedding, raising their four-year-old son Gabriel.
Speaker 6We are done.
Speaker 3Building a new life together in their freshly purchased home. But all of that came to a sudden end.
Speaker 1Merle she got a couple minutes, Merle.
Speaker 5Swing away, you're the devil.
Speaker 4Go ahead.
Speaker 1I'm sorry Y'all understand. The reference is from science. It's from science. So damn that movie would have been over quick. Well, that's sad to hear. Now the child is all alone.
Speaker 5Go to bed room.
Speaker 2Waiting for his burger with no onion. He just got the mud, oh my God, oh, got the bun.
Speaker 1Oh, my God, oh, so sad, sad story when was this.
Speaker 3Where did this take place? Can I Okay, it was in Louisiana.
Speaker 1Oh, louisiana, I mean, they got some kids.
Speaker 3So according to the Louisiana State Police, Alexis was driving around 2 am when she reportedly lost control of her SUV and crashed into a covert, flipping the vehicle.
Speaker 1The fuck is a covert.
Speaker 3She died at the scene, probably a ditch, I don't know. Officers then called her fiance to notify him of the heartbreaking news. Wait.
Speaker 2NeNe.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 2Covert sounds so familiar, like I heard it before.
Speaker 4Because my father said it.
Speaker 1Yes're talking about covert?
Speaker 2hey, yo don't age that man well he aged himself. He said it ain't no worse than my mother calls it, oh shit the siblings all Culver and covert, ayo, but okay.
Speaker 3So the police notified her fiancé, but, in devastating twist of fate, junior never made it to the scene. Just under two hours later, around 345, junior lost control of his vehicle.
Speaker 1Oh Junior.
Speaker 3While heading to the crash site, his car struck a tree and he was thrown from the vehicle. That's crazy. Was it a rainy day? Nope.
Speaker 2Wow, that sucks. So both accidents were single vehicle accidents.
Speaker 3They both lost control.
Speaker 1They had a curse on them.
Speaker 3Louisiana, I wouldn't be surprised. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1The baby put a curse on them Stop it.
Speaker 3Not the baby. Put a curse on them.
Speaker 1I don't buy you.
Speaker 3Do you do good by me? No?
Speaker 2You know what I don't buy you Huh.
Speaker 3Somebody put juju on them. I don't buy the bayou, huh.
Speaker 2Somebody put juju on them. I don't want to like shit.
Speaker 1Juju on the beat, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Rest in peace.
Speaker 3Thoughts and prayers.
Speaker 2So you guys heard about that old lady, so the 72-year-old mother got arrested.
Speaker 3Oh, I heard about this.
Speaker 2In Arizona. She ended up shooting her son in the stomach. How old was the son? So, on May 17th, 38. Oh, okay, on May 17th, this poor woman was having some issues with her son as he was playing video games and it was very loud and little, miss Hazel 72. They was having a back and forth about the noise level of him playing his video games, so he ended up leaving and going for a walk to cool down.
Speaker 1Good for him.
Speaker 2And when he came back, his mother refused to let him into the house. Good for her. So they said that what did you say?
Speaker 1Good for her.
Speaker 2So they said that. Police said that Hazel claimed he came at her with a closed fist so she pulled the trigger. She allegedly admitted that she was mad because he was being too loud and she also confessed to tossing the gun into a nearby canal to get rid of it.
Speaker 1Oh, now I try to get rid of it. Oh, this.
Speaker 2Yeah, hazel, luckily they weren't life-threatening, oh shots.
Speaker 3Oh, he survived. Yeah, he did. So he fucked around and found out he shouldn't be fucking around with his mama.
Speaker 2Can you imagine, like, what your relationship is going to be like now?
Speaker 3He know not to fuck around, no more.
Speaker 2He 38,.
Speaker 3He might as well get his own motherfucking apartment.
Speaker 2Exactly.
Speaker 1Get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 2Hazel said I was sick of your shit. You shouldn't have been there in the first fucking place. Hazel going to lock her door now Her bedroom door.
Speaker 1No Hazel going to get the 12-gauge shot. He ain't like all right.
Speaker 3Not the 12-gauge, not on your son. Shit he going to come back. He ain't coming back. His mother shot the shit out of him. That nigga is not coming back. Just in In case you know, his mama shot the sheriff, not the deputy.
Speaker 2I think he going back. A 38-year-old man still playing video games in his mama's house. He ain't got nowhere else to go. Shot or no shot. He going back. You think he may not have it all. No, I think there's just a lot of people who just aren't mature Damn.
Speaker 1And this is where just aren't mature Damn. And this is where Arizona, arizona, yeah.
Speaker 3It's warm outside, he'll survive.
Speaker 1It's always warm outside until.
Speaker 3December here.
Speaker 1December. Here you get that just weird cold. You got time. I mean, yeah, go get your own shit, get your life together. Kid man man, I'm not talking to a child, this is a grown-ass man. Get your shit together.
Speaker 2Especially that you're a grown-ass man and your mama is saying, hey, you a bit too loud with this game.
Speaker 1Yeah, all I was asking you. You in my house Right, turn this shit down.
Speaker 2Turn it down, turn it.
Speaker 1White people doing white things.
Speaker 2Oh, that's not him. No, they weren't.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 3I thought you showed me the picture of him. I was just trying to show you that we needed the audio for it. Oh yeah, I was like, well, that makes sense.
Speaker 1So yeah, every 38 Doing that he needed the audio for it. Oh yeah, I was like, well, that makes sense. So, yeah, every 38 doing that bullshit.
Speaker 3Damn. No, no, this is different.
Speaker 1So what was he? He was a black guy.
Speaker 3He was black. He was a black guy.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Damn you.
Speaker 2You know, hazel had to be black.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean you ever met a white Hazel? It's a possibility I'm about to say, but I just mean a 72 year old gun toting shooting her son for him.
Speaker 1I don't know, that's still a sign, that's stereotyping.
Speaker 2But yeah sure, if it was the other way, he would have shot his mother leave me alone.
Speaker 4Mom make me some cereal that's true.
Speaker 3I'm mad he had a child voice at 38. That's crazy. Hey, that's fucking crazy. I mean for real, not leave me alone, mom Make me some cereal. Crazy she would have said okay, baby, I wish my child would have said leave me alone, mom Make me some cereal. That little motherfucker would have been stuffed in that cereal box.
Speaker 1God damn, oh my God, that's kind of worse than getting shot and surviving.
Speaker 3Sorry, I watched a horror movie last night called Bag man, when he was stuffing kids in a bag.
Speaker 2I thought you were going to say he was stuffing kids in a cereal box.
Speaker 3It was a bag to eat them later. Where's my Captain Crunch? Yeah, I know, I watch weird shit.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3But did y'all hear about the Venezuelan uh migrant dad who posed as a high school student? An athlete deceiving the family so they could take him in. Oh, shit.
Speaker 1No, what Wait? What was that?
Speaker 2movie Megan Orphan. What Wait, what was that movie? Megan Orphan Orphan?
Speaker 3He was her. What was her name?
Speaker 2I can't remember, oh my God, with the chick. She was like an older woman, but she looked like a child. She was pretending to be a kid.
Speaker 3And trying to get with the daddy. She was crazy.
Speaker 1Oh, I never watched it, but I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about, oh, you never seen Orphan. Yeah, I never watched it.
Speaker 2What was her name? Orphan Annie.
Speaker 3Natasha, wasn't it, or something like that. Yo Excuse me, natalia. No, yeah, it was Natalia, that was her name in the movie.
Speaker 6I think here's a bizarre story. A man has been arrested after police say he pretended to be a teenager at an Ohio high school for over a year. Police allege that Anthony Labrador got various documents, including a driver's license and social security number, that all claimed he was 16 years old All while he's actually 24. While he's actually 24. Labrador told Perrysburg High School, that's near Toledo, that he was an unaccompanied minor and the Wood County Juvenile Court granted his guardianship to a local family. That family found that Labrador was lying about his age but did not disclose how they were alerted. Labrador was arrested yesterday on felony forgery charges. Police say the district was unaware and did not commit any crimes.
Speaker 1That motherfucker was trying to start a fight.
Speaker 3How he get past the court, and then the family figured it out and the court system didn't. I want to know how they figured it out.
Speaker 1That nigga was trying to start his life over. He done fucked up through high school the first time he said adulting. He was like maybe somebody take me in.
Speaker 3I want to know how they found out too, when the court system didn't Cause. They looked at him and was like nigga, it's not 24, he don't.
Speaker 2He could pass for a high school student, I think. He was taking a shower and the mother went in and was like, oh, here's your towel. And she was that is not a 17-year-old.
Speaker 4I've seen a lot of penises, and that is not a 16-year-old penis, gary Honey. It's bigger than yours. Look, gary, get in here.
Speaker 2Hey yo and orphan. Her name was Esther.
Speaker 3Oh, Esther Dean, Absolutely not. Can you imagine that motherfucker's like I'm sick of?
Speaker 1a dad. He was like yo, I'm gonna play sports and somebody's gonna adopt me and I'm gonna make a merch.
Speaker 2Or he didn't want to get sent back.
Speaker 1Probably didn't he going out, but he was a dad. They said he was a father.
Speaker 3It did say dad yes.
Speaker 1What the fuck? That's probably why they found out. They found out he had a child In Venezuela.
Speaker 3He probably left his baby in Venezuela.
Speaker 1Damn. How did it be baby?
Speaker 3What Nothing? Turn it off Arribi.
Speaker 1Arribi, there's a son over there. I don't know. That's kind of crazy. Now he ain't going to see his baby no more, probably get deported.
Speaker 3Probably to another family.
Speaker 1Adridi, adridi, that's how the baby is back at home. No, can't speak Venezuelan or English. That is no guidance. Come on, dude, do better, you trying to be a 16-year-old again.
Speaker 5It's like a Drake song.
Speaker 1Come on, guy, do better. He's like kid. I want to be a kid again. Let me go to America. These dumb motherfuckers going to think I'm 16. Get out of here. And they believed them Until they didn't. I wonder what the culture of the family who found out?
Speaker 3Probably slept with the daughter and the mother. She was mad that she had to share One of them. Motherfuckers told.
Speaker 1It was pillow talking like my daughter back in Venezuela. What?
Speaker 3You know what? Or he probably was speaking Spanish on the phone saying whatever, and they heard him and he thought that they didn't understand what he was saying and they was like I know what you said.
Speaker 1What state was he in?
Speaker 3Sorry, that was an inside joke.
Speaker 1Oh, he was in Ohio too, so he was nowhere near the coast, he was inland. What?
Speaker 3coast of like they could. He was inland, what so like he tried to swim over here. Just the family that found him. He probably lived here already I'm, I'm thinking he yeah, he probably already lived here, so his baby was here too, or his baby was back in venezuela. I don't know where his baby was. I just said that I don't know the his baby was. I just said that I don't know.
Speaker 3The baby could be here, the baby mother probably told, Like bitch, you need to come take care of your responsibilities. Hiding out in these people's house.
Speaker 1He was not 16. That's probably what happened. Yeah, for real. She came and knocked on the door.
Speaker 3Yo, I still can't believe the court system. Bunch of dummies. This is the second thing with the court system that we have talked about and they have dropped the ball and it's like what are y'all doing? It sucks Our court system. No, seriously, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2I think maybe we should hit the story of the year.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 2Talk about the Dittler.
Speaker 3Oh God, the Dittler Case of the Dittler. There's so much on the Dittler, there's been so much being uncovered. Oh my God, seriously.
Speaker 2Like and I was looking at some of the pictures that they show.
Speaker 3Of the freak off workers or the bruises.
Diddy's Trial and Celebrity Reactions
Speaker 2Well the bruises, but I did see the freak-off workers. Or the bruises Well the bruises, but I did see the freak-off workers as well.
Speaker 1So who was you focused on? The Punisher. You see, the Punisher was like yeah, I don't know, you would have been there for that, wouldn't you? Oh my god, that motherfucker said that he had bowls of oil just waiting. He didn't want you to, he wanted you to be greased up all the time. You couldn't get dry off oil.
Speaker 3Well, didn't they say that he had something in the oil, though? Right, or was that?
Speaker 1not true In this case. In this case where he was having this escort come to them. I know this was just regular oil. He just wanted them to be oiled up all the time. There was no point where they should not have been glistening.
Speaker 3The obsession with oil is wild.
Speaker 1They had to be glistening they should not be glistening. They should be glistening all the time. That's what he testified. He testified that shit. I know that's what he testified. He testified that shit, I know. Yeah, yo, it's like yo. He was like Cassie would be the main person to talk to but Diddy would be in like the skies, but you could tell it's Diddy, so he couldn't. It's like he had a hat low or whatever.
Speaker 2And didn't he like disguise himself as like a Muslim woman at one point, I think?
Speaker 3that is what they said right Yo this shit is crazy. It's a Muslim woman and he wore some like weird mask one other time. No, he had like a bag with the holes for eyes, like that's some weird shit he over in the dark corner talking about. We are Siamese.
Speaker 1But you think the test of oh shit, what Cassie is testifying, what all these people are testifying, right?
Speaker 3Ignore the man with the bag on his head, nigga.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what she said. Yeah, no. The case on Diddy is sex trafficking and racketeering.
Speaker 4Yes, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1And Cassie, as being his girlfriend at the time, is speaking to On and off, on and off right. Mm-hmm Is speaking to how much of a monster he is.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1But does that prove what she's testifying? Does that help prove that he was sex trafficking and racketeering?
Speaker 2Yes, if he was holding her against her will and would not let her leave, and if money was being exchanged for the sex, sex acts, and they said that prostitutes or whatever.
Speaker 1Yeah he was bringing them being sent in yeah. Sex trafficking.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1He had weapons and all this kind of shit. They found all kinds of.
Speaker 2Then there's the. Her mother testified about the $20,000 that she ended up taking a loan out of her house that he wanted because they wanted the sex tape. Sex tape, yep.
Speaker 3But the crazy part about that, that was just a level of his manipulation and intimidation that he played on her to give her the money back.
Speaker 2A few days later.
Speaker 3I was like that's crazy.
Speaker 2But the fact that he said he needed to recoup his losses, yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 1Yo Yo.
Speaker 3But you see how he talked when he did Make in the Bay and he was a fucking asshole.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3He's a fucking asshole.
Speaker 2He's always been known to be Be an asshole yeah.
Speaker 1Like in business, but to the extent, like all the shit that we're hearing now. It's just like. You can see, like if you was just anywhere near that. You can see, like if you was up, if you was just anywhere near that. You can see like Dawn testified was like beat the crap out of this girl.
Speaker 3They fucking tore her shit up Her shit ain't even credible at this point.
Speaker 1Alright what happened. Tell me what happened with the Dawn shit.
Speaker 3So basically, she started off with saying her story, but it was too many holes in it. And is it with the prosecution or the defense? The defense they ate her ass up.
Speaker 5Oh word Got her ass out of it.
Speaker 3Yeah, cause they was like you. You don't even remember. She kept saying like it was so long ago, like her information. She's something she couldn't remember and they ran with that shit and was like bitch, you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2She said that she saw him like try to hit her with a skillet.
Speaker 3Right. And then they said one point. She said he hit her with a skillet. The next point she was like he tried to hit her with a skillet. So they like bitch which one is it Right, yeah, so mm-mm you're out of here.
Speaker 1Kid Cudi. Kid Cudi just got on the stand not too long ago and testified and did you hear what he said?
Speaker 3that shit's crazy that he went through, but the fact that he was like I don't care about my chest, I'm out to see Diddy and Diddy was like hi homeboy yeah, and talking about how like his car got um yeah and like he said something Maz and like he says a mazel tov. Yeah, tossing that shit like that's crazy. A mob story like no, seriously, his house was broken into and all that type of shit.
Speaker 2He thought he saw his security cameras were um moved yep.
Speaker 1This is why, when shit comes out in the news about some something happening to a celebrity, I don't believe with the first thing that they say because these motherfucking got, they got power. Yeah, they got influence. And the first thing that they say because these motherfuckers got, they got power.
Speaker 1Yeah, they got influence and power and money that they can have other people do things on the behalf of them so they can be have plausible deniability. But they can do these things Like if he is able to throw like get a pipe bomb thrown into fucking Kate Cuddy's car like what this man is capable of doing, anything absolutely so yeah, to break into his house and all that stuff like, and security is like, yeah, we didn't do this and that's just fucking wild you know, what I think is wild too, though, is like the paparazzi, like the, the reporters and stuff, so like where they, at when dawn, was leaving the courthouse and I was watching and some of the reporters, like they're wild, they were like yelling at her, like how big is Denny's dick?
Speaker 2Like just craziness.
Speaker 3They don't care.
Speaker 1Okay, you're trying to blame it on reporters, but that was your question when you was out there. You know that was your question, you was out there.
Speaker 3Well, from the stories, in the case already Diddy got a tipsy roll.
Speaker 1so I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 3It's a little dick.
Speaker 1So that's why he's bringing people in, so he can watch. I don't know.
Speaker 3I mean, if you have money.
Speaker 1That's crazy.
Speaker 3That's voyeurs.
Speaker 2Voyeurism is a thing they get off on watching their person be pleasured.
Speaker 1So when you seen and heard about Punisher Sean, I'm sorry. When you heard about the Punisher, did you see the picture of him?
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1That's fucking crazy. I didn't what would you do with that? You're the daredevil at that point oh my god.
Speaker 2So what else I thought was really funny? Not that any of this should be funny, it's not. It's really not. This is horrible. When Diddy's ex-personal assistant, david James, spoke and said that he used to take drugs, that Diddy used to take drugs every day and he used to take Obama shaped ecstasy pills yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1Yo, yeah, I seen that shit too. What Did you see? The pills? Yes, that shit look just like Obama.
Speaker 3Like that's crazy, yo. Why Like what possessed you? Y'all know that was some nigga shit. Definitely know that was some nigga shit. The sponsor in thought was like you possessed you.
Speaker 1Well, you know Y'all know that was some nigga shit. Definitely know that was some nigga shit. Yo, the sponsor in thought was like you know what, Let me get me some Obama-shaped ecstasy pills. This shit's going to be lit.
Speaker 5How the fuck.
Speaker 1Like yeah, diddy, let's do that. Like come on.
Speaker 2A lot of people are. They're like you know this isn't a RICO case. They're like you know this isn't a RICO case. How are they really proving? You know that there's, it is hearing or whatever, because all this is is a domestic violence case, or just showing that Diddy's nasty, because they don't really understand? Like this is the buildup that the prosecution has to do in order to show. All of this craziness that they show and all those bits and pieces is what is going to lead up to show and prove exhibit A, b, c, double D, punisher D.
Speaker 1I mean that's right, that right there shows sex trafficking and just think about all the stuff that they have.
Speaker 3They actually have the videos, the tapes and all that shit that they actually have, that we aren't privy to that information, but just imagine like what they actually got like they got a bunch of weapons out of his, his estate too. So it's like yo I got an off the wall question, though y'all remember his choreographer. Oh, what's her name? I?
Speaker 1can't remember her name, bondsworth Bentley. No, because he disappeared. We don't know nothing about him.
Speaker 3Oh my God, what was her name? The chick that would teach everybody how to dance from making the band.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, what about her?
Speaker 3So you know how every pimp got a, madam.
Speaker 1That was the madam, I'm just madam.
Speaker 2Because she used to act just like him and she had a big head.
Speaker 3Oh my God, what was her name? When they talked, she talked like they was on the same level, until he had to one day talk to her like bitch, calm your ass, the fuck down, because you ain't up here with me. But only people do that if y'all have some level of whatever's going on. So that's weird.
Speaker 2Laurieann Gibson.
Speaker 3That's it. Yeah, so that was a question. All this happened. That popped in my head. I was like, oh, if that bitch was a part of this shit.
Speaker 1Have you seen her since?
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 1Exactly, she got the fuck out of Dodge.
Speaker 2I want to hear testimony from J-Lo.
Speaker 1Yo me too.
Speaker 2I said this I want to know what J-Lo knows.
Speaker 1I think she Go ahead I was about to say.
Speaker 3I feel like J-Lo ain't get as deep as how. I feel like she saw craziness and was like I'm out of here, no, love don't cost a thing.
Speaker 1No, I think she indulged to a point where she was just like this is too much.
Speaker 2That's what I mean, oh, okay.
Speaker 1I think she's indulged.
Speaker 3Y'all really think JLo going to come out unless they make her think.
Speaker 1Absolutely not.
Speaker 3It's going to tarnish her image. It's going to tarnish her image.
Speaker 1She's tarnishing her own image. I mean, she had her own shit jumping from man to man to man to man to man anyway. As far as marriage, what that mean, I mean not like that, but I'm like after she got divorced she got another marriage.
Speaker 3She had like three husbands. Some people just don't like to be alone.
Speaker 1I just don't understand that.
Speaker 3I just said why Some people just don't like being alone.
Speaker 1You gotta get married though.
Speaker 3If that's what they want, well, she didn't marry all of them. Oh.
Speaker 2She didn't marry all of them. She got engaged, she got rings, but then some of them didn't.
Speaker 3Because they realized who the fuck she was.
Speaker 1And they was like I'm all set, you think that's why she got a butt reduction after Diddy, because she was like yo, that's all they looking at, that's all they want.
Speaker 2She got that reduction because she was tired of that being the focus Of her career and her success.
Speaker 3And it still is.
Speaker 1Not really. It wasn't her booty, not her voice. She's just a good person, good person.
Speaker 2Sir, turn your mic off but, uh, you're the good person for me. It's gonna be interesting to see if they are able to truly prove this, or if the defense is going to be able to spin this and say I think he's done as far as sex trafficking and racketeering.
Speaker 3I think they got him on that does not fall through and his man is let out.
Speaker 2Because if you think about it, if you actually go back and look at the statistics, they typically don't bring a RICO charge unless they got evidence, they got evidence, they got evidence. Yeah, and usually when they bring a RICO charge.
Speaker 3They got everything they need. They got it, but that's what I'm saying. That's why I was like they got shit that we are not privy to.
Speaker 1I think they got them for sex trafficking and RICO.
Speaker 3And I think the reason also I also think too a lot of it why they aren't bringing up a lot of stuff is because it's probably other people involved.
Speaker 2Well, no, I feel like this is just the beginning. They're getting the salacious stuff out the way that we're all like, oh Cassie, oh, kick hoodie, oh you know like, and then the fun comes, and then they're going to wrap it up with all of the big shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think that's going to happen too.
Speaker 2They're getting all this little shit to show like oh, this is all the stupid shit he was doing.
Speaker 1that led to I think there's more females coming.
Speaker 3Do you think it's going to be more celebrities?
Speaker 1that's going to be pulled into it too.
Speaker 2Oh, absolutely here's. The big thing is if there were any minors, because there was talk about minors. Yeah, I remember that, that kind of fell off a little bit. If there were minors, he's done.
Speaker 1Well, Cassie was damn near minor, wasn't she?
Speaker 2She was 19. Yeah, damn near yeah, but she's considered an adult.
Speaker 1She's considered an adult, but I'm sure.
Speaker 2Man yeah.
Speaker 1Man. But you know who? I want them to get Shine. I want Shine to get to testify.
Speaker 3Because to testify, because he went to jail for this name, yeah, and the shit he probably Shine ain't gonna have nothing to do with this shit no more.
Speaker 1Yeah, he already said it, he's all set. He's like yeah.
Speaker 3I'm all set with Diddy.
Speaker 2Like mm-mm.
Speaker 1But where is?
Speaker 3Farnsworth.
Speaker 1Exactly.
Speaker 2Nobody knows.
Speaker 1Honey, they bro.
Speaker 2He in a monastery somewhere he did with Mason. He live in Nevada. Ken he's Sister Mary Clarence.
Speaker 5He did with Mason, sister Mary.
Speaker 3Clarence Yo.
Speaker 2I'm talking about. I will follow him.
Speaker 3He often Alma London being somebody's damn nanny.
Speaker 2But Justin Bieber came out and said that he was not.
Speaker 1He has to say that. I think he has to say that. I think he has to say that.
Speaker 2He has to or he's choosing to, because he doesn't want to be.
Speaker 3If he has to take the stand he's got a lot of stuff going on in his personal life If he has to take the stand and have to speak on what happened.
Speaker 1It's gonna ruin him.
Speaker 2I do hope that he's telling the truth that nothing did happen, because a know a lot of times stories get spread and whatever.
Speaker 1But if he's lying, you can see it in his eyes, he put it out there publicly. You can see it in his eyes, bro, His eyes don't lie bro.
Speaker 3But I mean, if you don't want to be involved, then that's probably what his team is telling him, so he might say nothing happened. Or nothing didn't happen to him. And he was probably one of the lucky ones that nothing happened to because he had all this fun with Usher.
Speaker 1I really hope that's the truth, because Usher is the one who discovered him.
Speaker 3No, I'm not talking about Justin Bieber and Usher. I'm talking about Usher and Diddy. But wait, did y'all hear about Meek Mill's little tweet? Oh yo, yes, if I had never seen a pick-me motherfucker in my life, sir, nobody was talking about you, he just always want to be in my life. I know Nobody's talked about Meek and Shut Up about Meek and Diddy. It's been like a year, a couple years now, and then now, all of a sudden, you come out.
Speaker 1Well, that's how celebrities About to laugh at me.
Speaker 3That's how celebrities kind of keep their name in the limelight is to insert themselves.
Speaker 1But why choose this In the most polarizing things?
Speaker 3But why choose this?
Speaker 1Because now we're talking about him? Because now we're talking about him? That's crazy, because that's what he wanted.
Speaker 3He already crying. Talk about you guys going to stop. My son thinks I'm gay. Then shut up. Yeah, just shut the fuck up. Nobody said nothing about Meek in a while, and here you come. Hey, Doc Holla, you just keep talking, you just keep talking.
Speaker 2And then Jamie Foxx came out and said that Diddy did not try to kill him.
Speaker 3Of course he going to say that What'd you say? No, I said somebody need to take his phone away.
Speaker 4Oh my God, what you thought I said. Oh no.
Speaker 5That's just so crazy.
Speaker 2But why would he need to deny it now? Because he didn't say anything before, when everybody was saying it Right, but now would be the opportune time because Diddy is on trial, so why not throw another grenade in there to solidify this man going the fuck away?
Speaker 3I don't want no parts of that. Diddy still got his people out there doing shit.
Speaker 2Because he was saying that what pissed him off the most that he ended up coming forward and speaking about shit was when everybody was talking about he was a clone when he first came back.
Speaker 3I still think he is a clone. Yo, the original Jamie Foxx and this Jamie Foxx do not look the same.
Speaker 2Well he done. Been through a lot. Life has been hard.
Speaker 1He threw a lot of parties for Diddy.
Speaker 3And they did clone.
Speaker 1Tyrone shut up after they called him. You know, you know, I had a conversation last night, completely off the topic, with yourself. I was sitting down with B the blueprint last last night we was bowling and Topic came up where he was like yo, erykah Badu. He was like yo, she bad, she's a bad female, she looks good the fuck. And he was like nah, she ain't bad, she ain't in nobody's top ten bad list or bad list period.
Speaker 2I was like that's being fine.
Speaker 1That's being bad. She a bad chick.
Speaker 3Her body is sick.
Speaker 2But you have to think of.
Speaker 3I just think it's the way she looks now because of all that whole.
Speaker 2I think it's where your mentality is at that point, because there's a lot of men and women who think that?
Speaker 1Who thinks?
Speaker 2you bad, irukabadu, irukabadu. That, yes, that she is bad, but you have to. It's all about what you're looking for.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's true. And where?
Speaker 2you are mentally as far as what you're looking for.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, and if you're just looking for these, yeah, I just.
Speaker 1Bitches with BBLs. You know, I just, I just want that's off topic, but because I said, call Tyrone, that's what we talked about last night.
Speaker 3No, Erica Badu is fine. I think, I think. I mean how she does, because she's all in the whole earthy thing. Yeah, Sometimes that throws people off. Yeah.
Speaker 1Underarm hair is crazy.
Speaker 3Underneath that, she's beautiful Because she's one with the earth and just natural. That's why it's a lot of women doing that, Yo did he get 20?
Speaker 1He up for 20 years.
Speaker 2You think that's it.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think 10 to 20. Off-sex trifecta rock and terror.
Speaker 3That's low. I think they're going for the gusto.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think Diddy's getting they're going for the gusto, because they're trying to paint him as a monster. A what A monster.
Speaker 3A monster or a monster, a monster A monster.
Speaker 1I think they're painting him to be a monster. I keep saying it like that. That might be my accent. I watched that movie. So bad huh, I think it's just my accent, charlie. What accent? Monster, monster.
Speaker 5What accent she said what accent when you from.
Speaker 2Huh, where you from.
Speaker 3Trinidad and You're not from there because you can't say it I was about to say Trinidad, and oh, you're not from there because you can't say it.
Speaker 1I was about to say Trinidad and Go Bagels, go Bagels.
Speaker 2No cream cheese. Trinidad and Go Bagels.
Speaker 1Yo Anyway, Yo who snorted.
Speaker 2I did. Yo, that's crazy. It's crazy, though I don't know. I think they're going for life for that mother.
Speaker 1Nah 10 to 20.
Speaker 2I'm really just trying to. I want to know what's going through his kids' minds. They graduating, they don't care.
Speaker 3Get out of here. Why would you say that?
Speaker 2You see them on stage, His daughters yes, they just graduated.
Speaker 1They have to what they going to not graduate? They enjoying themselves.
Speaker 3They is not enjoying themselves, so they didn't go to a graduation party.
Speaker 2They were going to the damn courtroom and then they had to leave when they was bringing up certain shit.
Speaker 3They didn't go to a graduation party.
Speaker 2I'm like why did they even have them in?
Speaker 3What does that have to do with? I'm just playing. I was about to say I'm just joking. I would go to the graduation party to get my mind off the fact that my father is being.
Speaker 1Yeah, they look, they seem, they was like smiling, wow.
Speaker 3But you got to put up a facade. Yeah. Damn man, you celebrity kids, you can't be out here looking. Then the tabloids going to go crazy with that shit.
Speaker 2But even like his, they're probably hurting His son's like yeah. Because what's his name, what's the one that don't look like him?
Speaker 1Jon Snow, get the fuck.
Speaker 2Christian is the one that look like him, yeah, and then the other one, the bastard. Does it start with a J?
Speaker 3Justin, justin, yeah, yeah. And then the other one the bastard does it start with a J?
Speaker 2Justin, justin, yeah, yeah like his mother had came to the courthouse and she was like no, I'm gonna be here, cause my son was like he needs me here like cause I can only imagine him sitting in a courtroom hearing all that stuff. It's one thing if you were very much privy to what was going on and you knew what your father was all about. It's a whole other thing to now see your father being painted as a monster.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I should say it so perfectly, don't you yeah?
Speaker 4You should try it. One from here.
Speaker 5One from here, monster, we don't have accents you should try it.
Speaker 2We don't have accents, but I just think that's crazy. It is accents, but I just think that's crazy. Like, and a lot of people were like online. They were like uh, quincy, um who's? Albie shore's um son was like get out, why are you still going to the court? Like that's not your dad. Separate yourself from this shit you're not my dad so it's crazy like it is crazy you know, know when you have a certain level of allegiance to the one who you know raised you or you know, took you in or what have you.
Speaker 2But that's crazy. This whole thing is crazy. But I can't wait to see that.
Speaker 1I wonder what Diddy's parenting style was like Take that, take that Take that.
Speaker 2And that's our gems.
Listener Comments and Final Gems
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm done. Holy shit, the both of y'all Anyway.
Speaker 3So we got some listeners questions we do, and I think I'm going to start calling it plus one comments.
Speaker 2Plus one comments Plus one comments.
Speaker 3Yeah, all right, summer's Eve, this pussy LOL Yo Yo. Who said that you.
Speaker 1You kind of smell like Summer's Eve right now.
Speaker 3Oh shit, no man, oh shit, no man, oh my God no man. How you know what? Summer's Eve smell like I don't know, he know Down on his wife. That's crazy Summer Bree. I hope your wife don't use Summer Eve Good Lord.
Speaker 1That's some acidic-ass pussy. What is it again? What is that? I don't even want to know. I don't even want to know what that is All that vinegar. Yeah.
Speaker 3Get it tight, Get it right. That shit does not get it tight. Mr said Shawnee would marry a mandingo mold.
Speaker 1Asshole, that's where it go.
Speaker 5I'm sorry Yo oh my God.
Speaker 1Yo Thank you for your comments.
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 1A Mandingo mold. That is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3Thunderbolts was an excellent movie. It was. They definitely did Taskmaster wrong. Yes, but I can't wait to see what they do with the antagonist of the movie For real, yeah.
Speaker 1I agree.
Speaker 2I'm curious to see how they're going to Yo. I agree, I'm curious to see how they're going to Yo, especially with the way, like the big bad that's coming in. How that interaction is going to go.
Speaker 1And they just announced that they pushed back Doomsday and Secret Wars back to December.
Speaker 2And I saw Black Panther 3 is not coming out until 2028.
Speaker 1That's crazy, that's wild, that's after the doomsday and all that stuff.
Speaker 2Yeah, like we're going to be dead.
Speaker 3Why is you killing us all?
Speaker 2What the fuck?
Speaker 1I just feel like, don't feel like that.
Speaker 3Save my pussy. I have never heard the word pussy in my 52 years on this planet. Thank you, Sean Anthony.
Speaker 1Educating these people out there. Let's go Now. They about to be running around like I gotta buss it.
Speaker 3Says who the hell is out here Fighting kangaroos? Square up, nigga. For real, for real.
Speaker 1I agree.
Speaker 3That's crazy, mr Sad. Rest in peace, white guy.
Speaker 1I don't even remember Half the shit I be saying.
Speaker 3Oh boy.
Speaker 1I don't.
Speaker 3Keep doing your thing, girl. Oh boy. I know NeNe cracks me up when she reads the headline of a story and then pauses for dramatic effect.
Speaker 5Keep doing your thing, girl.
Speaker 4I got you boo.
Speaker 2Does she really? Yeah, she does. Is she doing it with like a news reporter voice? Yeah, she's like 52-year-old. She's starting a car. Yeah, for real, she's like 52-year-old mother of three was stabbed in her chin.
Speaker 1No, no effect. Let me continue.
Speaker 3Thank you guys for noticing. I tried. I had to rewind it twice to verify that Mr said that women that was brain dead had, instead of blood clots. Turn your mic off. Thank you, that's what I said. That's what me and Mimi was fucking. That's why I lost it, because I knew.
Speaker 4Sean A didn't hear it.
Speaker 3And I lost my shit because I was like did he really just say? That and he said it with so much conviction. You're a horrible person. I was in fucking tears.
Speaker 2I don't know how I didn't catch it. Because the way he said it he stuck it in there.
Speaker 1The way she fell out, I couldn't hold it she couldn't breathe. Oh my God, that was hilarious.
Speaker 3Oh my God, I lost it. I absolutely lost it. Please keep Mr's mic off. The way he said DDG.
Speaker 5I'm done. He was like. Ddg'm done. He was like.
Speaker 3DDG. Okay, because this bit has no sense.
Speaker 1Oh shit, oh my God, I forgot. I even said that shit for real.
Speaker 3Last one. Oh my God, If that shallow, I'm a who one. Oh my god it be like Shalawahoo.
Speaker 1Yo, yo, we ain't got no goddamn sense.
Speaker 2Y'all sure don't? Y'all know exactly who I meant.
Speaker 3Thank you guys. We appreciate your comments your questions, even stories. Oh, that was beautiful. Love it. Keep them coming that was beautiful. And I will keep my dramatic effect.
Speaker 1Yep, yes, you will.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2All right, we're on your favorite part.
Speaker 1Yes we are.
Speaker 5News at night. Yo Yo, what is happening Yo.
Speaker 1What is happening? Alright Gems.
Speaker 3Talk about me Clearing my throat.
Speaker 5Stop sucking dick, oh Shit.
Speaker 3The fuck I was adding more dramatic effects. No, no, stick.
Speaker 1Stick to what you know. Okay. What the fuck? I was adding more dramatic effects? No, stick to what you know, okay. I don't know if I said this already. Uh-uh, okay, I didn't. All right, I got a few gems today, not just three, I got a couple of them. So number one who needs therapy?
Speaker 5Me Yo. Yo, I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1I can't. Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking?
Speaker 4that everything's fine.
Speaker 3I do that all the time I'm like the same, Gaslighting the shit out of myself. I'm like I'm great. Tears, what tears. Everything's good.
Speaker 5Yo look at her face right now.
Speaker 2She got bald patches Ripping her hair out. Oh my God, I'm fine.
Speaker 4I'm fine.
Speaker 1Oh my God, what is happening? All right, gem number two. I'm just going to keep this moving. You, yo, my voice cracked, yo, I can't you got bumper cracks in your throat, you, yo my voice cracks.
Speaker 5yo, Yo, I can't.
Speaker 1You got bumper caps in your throat, bullet, oh shit, you ever laugh because you mad as hell. That's the other side kicking in Mm-hmm, whew, I have. When you laugh, that means everything is just fuck it at that moment, huh.
Speaker 3I don't know what the hell is happening. I just know about the life fire in somebody's ass.
Speaker 1It's like the unsettling laugh it's like the unsettling laugh it was like I ever see somebody do that shit.
Speaker 3I'm not sticking around to fuck around and find out.
Speaker 1Sean, you never did that. Alright, the worst feeling for a man, cause I wanna hear feedback on this one. All right, the worst feeling for a man, because I want to hear feedback on this one. The worst feeling for a man, nene, is when he tries to have a conversation with a woman about her behavior that hurts him every day, but instead of listening, she gets angry and turns the situation around on him.
Speaker 3I wouldn't know nothing about that.
Speaker 1Because you're the man in the situation that happens more than me. Get out of here.
Speaker 3No, that does happen. I think it's speaking from a woman's perspective is.
Speaker 1She giggled on that because she didn't want to say that Women, that's that laugh.
Speaker 5Yes, it is.
Speaker 3I will be the one to say that sometimes women forget that men have feelings and so they're not used to a man actually expressing how they feel about a certain situation. So they look at it like nigga, do you not know what you did to me last week or how you made me feel? So they kind of discredit.
Speaker 3Hey, yo Yo turn everybody's mic off, no serious, we're doing Wall-E right now, no, but I feel like sometimes in that situation not all the time, but a lot of women don't give men credit for actually stating their feelings. That's why a lot of men don't say shit. Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, my opinion I agree, I agree next one is this true?
Speaker 1no, false. You ever notice that men cater to the women that do the least for them?
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1Is it a true statement?
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3I would agree, yeah, yeah. That's like when sometimes some people be like why are you doing all this shit for her? But when we at home you don't do shit for me, like what'd that bitch do for you?
Speaker 2No, I won't say, it's like the women that do the lessest, that they're more interested in. A lot of times I just think it's because people get to the point sometimes where they're like, well, I already got you.
Speaker 3So they give up on like.
Speaker 2Yeah, but this is almost like a New feeling that new car smell.
Speaker 1Shit don't smell like your own new car.
Speaker 2Shut up. It's like a challenge to get something new, so let me show them what they could have, which is not what they're going to have, if they actually get it.
Speaker 1Is that the hunter-gatherer type of mentality? Yeah, I hunt, I gather I got this and I'm going to go back and hunt to see if I can even still hunt.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3It's like when you could still hunt what you got.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. Okay, last one Yo, hey yo. It says I'm praying. Shut the fuck up. Punisher pray, I pray. Oh, am I missing something with Punisher pray Hi pray.
Speaker 3Oh, am I missing something with this Punisher? I'm the only one who ain't see it. Show him, mister. I'm surprised you seen it and I didn't see it.
Speaker 1This is a regular picture of a man.
Speaker 3No, you keep talking about some other part of the man. No, his name is Punisher.
Speaker 1Yeah, his name is the Punisher. His name is Punisher.
Speaker 3Yeah, His name is the Punisher. Oh, Because the way you kept saying it it was like there's a dick pic floating around and some shit. Why am I looking at a dick pic? I don't know. That's what I thought you was talking about. His name is the Punisher. My name is the Punisher, but I don't get that same reaction. So it's probably your dick pic reaction.
Speaker 2So it's probably your dick pic.
Speaker 1Now that I believe Alright. Last one, true or false, dating outside your education bracket leads to issues and arguments.
Speaker 3Yeah, because if you're dating somebody stupid who can't comprehend shit, then what the fuck they can't? What Comprehend? I said comprehend. You shouldn't talk about anything, Mr. I got an accent.
Speaker 4What the fuck Bumper clock.
Speaker 5That's it. The ball got the ball run out and tell the friends drop a gem on them. Back in the house once again looked at life. Had agamas and guns and now gems Pulled gas like a bass head put on stems. The ball got the ball run out and tell the friends drop a gem on them. English motherfucker, who you speaking?
Speaker 3I was like what happened? What country you from?
Speaker 5what ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English, and what English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Speaker 1he do not bumble cluck monsters later. Goodnight folks.
Speaker 2Later. Good night folks, later guys.
Speaker 5She's so fine after me. I know this girl is so cool.
Speaker 4Candy Girl, you're all my world. You look so sweet. You're a special treat, candy Girl, all I want to say when you're with me, you're riding on my day, you're riding on my day, oh, I know what's wrong with you. You make me feel so good the way you walk and the way you talk. You always feel so good. You make me forget my thoughts. Do you really love?
Speaker 5me. Do you really love me, don't you really?
Speaker 4care, don't you really care? Do you really need me? Do you really need me and will you always be there, every night and every day? I'm always thinking of you in every way.
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