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Season 2 Finale: Golden Girls, JOMO & Would You Rather
Ever wondered if you'd rather live in a perfect city with a terrible job or a boring town with the ideal career? Would you be naked or itchy? Asking the tough questions...you can count on us.
Spoiler alert: Our answers might surprise you! In our season two finale, we're turning the spotlight on and our volume up - from playful Instagram banter to bold conversations that have defined this chapter. Reflecting on unforgettable escapades—whether it’s navigating the winding roads of Italy or hosting some unforgettable guests—we celebrate our growth one laugh at a time.
What if your partner could read your mind? Would you prefer cozy nights in or thrilling adventures out? Join us as we tackle another unpredictable game “would you rather” - revealing our own awkward yet hilarious experiences. We dig deep into partner preferences, the joy of missing out (JOMO), and the quirky ways we all use social media. From the nightmare of joining a family obsessed with holiday 5Ks to comparing the allure of a killer wardrobe versus being a smooth talker—no stone is left unturned.
Ever had a job interview where you sang the "Golden Girls" theme song? True story! This episode is packed with nostalgic strolls down memory lane, revisiting favorite movies, TV shows, and those memorable pop culture icons that left a mark on us. From the joy of watching people fall, quirky pet stories, and the dream of getting a full night’s sleep in just one hour, we promise laughter, warmth, and a few heartwarming surprises. So pour a glass of wine, and join us for a season finale toast that’s unpredictable and entertaining.
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Hosted by @raebecca.miller and @jennyfromthe843
Ever wondered if you'd rather live in a perfect city with a terrible job or a boring town with the ideal career? Would you be naked or itchy? Asking the tough questions...you can count on us.
Spoiler alert: Our answers might surprise you! In our season two finale, we're turning the spotlight on and our volume up - from playful Instagram banter to bold conversations that have defined this chapter. Reflecting on unforgettable escapades—whether it’s navigating the winding roads of Italy or hosting some unforgettable guests—we celebrate our growth one laugh at a time.
What if your partner could read your mind? Would you prefer cozy nights in or thrilling adventures out? Join us as we tackle another unpredictable game “would you rather” - revealing our own awkward yet hilarious experiences. We dig deep into partner preferences, the joy of missing out (JOMO), and the quirky ways we all use social media. From the nightmare of joining a family obsessed with holiday 5Ks to comparing the allure of a killer wardrobe versus being a smooth talker—no stone is left unturned.
Ever had a job interview where you sang the "Golden Girls" theme song? True story! This episode is packed with nostalgic strolls down memory lane, revisiting favorite movies, TV shows, and those memorable pop culture icons that left a mark on us. From the joy of watching people fall, quirky pet stories, and the dream of getting a full night’s sleep in just one hour, we promise laughter, warmth, and a few heartwarming surprises. So pour a glass of wine, and join us for a season finale toast that’s unpredictable and entertaining.
For more mayhem, be sure to follow us:
Insta @marketingandmayhem
YouTube @MarketingMayhemPod
And don't forget to leave us a 5 star review! Or message us to deep dive into your topic or just give us feedback!
Hosted by @raebecca.miller and @jennyfromthe843
we're back, we're here, y'all. Season finale, season two finale.
Speaker 2:It's officially summer it is the end of june, it's the end of j. I can't even Hold on. Give me two seconds.
Speaker 1:Hotter than hell Dog's barking. This dog You're carrying her like she's a bag of groceries, if she fits.
Speaker 2:That's why I leave her harness on her because I just can't even. I don't know how to get a hold of her without her harness.
Speaker 1:God bless her.
Speaker 2:So we are officially two seasons in Cheers. My love Happy year through our podcast. Yay Is that I can't.
Speaker 1:It all started with an Instagram message.
Speaker 2:We have had a really interesting season.
Speaker 1:We have, we have gotten, I think, more brazen, I'm going more brazen, I'm going to say bold, yeah, so I like the B word. Yep, I think we've gotten. We've. Y'all like it, though Y'all do like it, y'all like the, y'all like the dirt in the tea.
Speaker 2:I love that at one point we thought that talking about a five inch pair of men's shorts was touching the envelope.
Speaker 1:And then we took it really far. Yeah, we took it really far. Like I've been, I've sweated a little with the uncomfortableness, like I don't do stuff like this and like have these conversations, we do now.
Speaker 2:We do now you went to italy yep went to italy this year I caught a big fish you caught a big fish.
Speaker 1:We had a client. We caught a big fish together yes, we had amazing guests this season we did and we have some really good ones coming on next season. Yes, it's just it's. We're evolving, we're evolving, we are. I'm so proud of us. We finally have gotten. Who knew? We finally got our shit together. We can record in person and it not be.
Speaker 2:Who knew, who knew? I'm still getting in trouble for the mic to mouth ratio.
Speaker 1:I should start playing a drinking game of how much? I have to say that.
Speaker 2:God bless America. Put your mouth to the mic, put your mouth closer.
Speaker 1:But it's funny because some of the feedback I've gotten they're like I'd have told her to put her mouth closer too.
Speaker 2:I'm like yep, it's fine. You know what we talked about this two episodes ago.
Speaker 1:I, if you're a good enough leader, I will meet your energy and listen to your leadership. I'm gonna say, I mean, it's not leadership, it's just me saying no, no, but we just need you.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of people, jenny, that could talk to me like that and I'd be like you can go for yourself. Am I saying in like a way, no, but I'm telling you right now you know my energy, you know I'm weird about tone. There's absolutely people who are like it's not your tone, I'm just saying my baby energy she's a baby Is very comfortable with your feedback, but if somebody else were to give it to me, I would get very New York. Okay, I just I can handle it.
Speaker 1:I appreciate that. I appreciate that I can handle that from you. So last season finale we did weird questions to each other oh, jesus it was weird, it was a little weird it was three card games.
Speaker 2:One was a bachelorette game, one was a relationship game, one was a get to know you game.
Speaker 1:We downloaded an app this time yeah, it got a little deeper than we wanted to. That's what what she said.
Speaker 2:Did it get deep? Because I feel like the really weird part was about buying Costco underwear. That's true. I don't even know we have gone so much deeper. If that was five inches, we're at eight right now. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But I feel like we've drank less this season finale. We did and we have a better game, so this should be.
Speaker 2:We season finale. We did, and we have a better game, so this should be. We downloaded an app which we're going to share with you guys, but it was inspired a few podcasts ago when we were joking about uh, actually it was the camel toe podcast, where we were talking about the would you rather on the bench press versus the yoga mat. Yes, we're literally talking about which one would you rather like?
Speaker 1:like so we sketchier, we like that for our season finales good format, because, just like I was telling rebecca, like we still are learning about each other yeah, we actually are, and so I feel like it's a great way for us to like unpack what the other one thanks and wants, and so, yeah, I also think it's like how you got to the finish line, which is really important to me, like, perspective is one of my favorite things.
Speaker 2:So, like a would you rather game means that you have to talk a little bit about, like why you picked that this game. Also, we already clicked through two times. We had to stop because it's so good it tells you what other people picked once you vote but I could, literally could, care less.
Speaker 1:Oh, I think it's interesting, I know, but like I don't care, all right, like the cheese stands alone, like I'm good with it. Like if it was 99.9% of people pick the opposite of me, I'd be like, well, that's such a good, here we go, here we go.
Speaker 2:Would you rather always be naked, or?
Speaker 1:always be itchy.
Speaker 2:We are going right in. I already know Jenny's answer I'm going naked.
Speaker 1:I love being naked and it's going to be questions about being naked. Hands down.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say this I do not like being itchy.
Speaker 1:I hate being itchy, but I love that you went there and I'm just like, I just like being itchy. I hate being itchy, but I love that you went there and, like, I'm just like, I just love being naked.
Speaker 2:I guess I gotta like grow into this. I mean I'm on my own, like I guess, why not?
Speaker 1:But I feel like I've always been like I yeah, like, no matter what size I am like I just really. Oh, it's nothing to do with size, no, I am like I just really it's nothing to do with size.
Speaker 2:No, I know I will sleep in like a full sweatsuit yeah, I'm not doing that, but. I also. Here's the weird thing that separates us, and this just occurred to me.
Speaker 1:Which real quick let's say that, speaking of sleeping together, you know, since this is season two finale, we are having to sleep tonight and I will not sleep naked but I love to sleep naked. I do, but I won't do it here. You'll get bra and panties.
Speaker 2:Right. But here's the thing that's really interesting you are the one who always has underwear on, and I never have underwear on. I wore underwear today just because you were coming. Did you think I was going to check? No, I just was like fuck, if I don't have underwear on, she's like really going to know.
Speaker 1:No, check, no, I just was like fuck if I don't have underwear on.
Speaker 2:She's like really gonna know. No, I wouldn't. In the episode about the camel toe, you got like real twisted about the underwear and you've done it like it's a hygienic thing.
Speaker 1:For me it's at the gym. That's different. That's different.
Speaker 2:It's like sweaty and equipment I imagine when you go to publics you always have a pair on I wouldn't say always, but eight out out of 10, I'm 80%, I'm two out of 10. Okay, If I'm wearing jeans I wouldn't wear on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fabric. Oh yeah, no.
Speaker 2:What about with a body suit? No underwear, no, never. No, cause it's a thong right, totally so my first body suit.
Speaker 1:I didn't know it was long and I was like oh.
Speaker 2:God bless America. That's like doubling down. That's a lot of fat. We're saying always be naked, which 66 of people chose. Yeah, ooh, would you rather get a kiss from your crush?
Speaker 1:oh, oh God or I thought you said crotch what kind of questions?
Speaker 2:or get nudes from your crush.
Speaker 1:Or get nudes from your crush Kiss.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think nudes are great for a man. Would you rather always wear underwear? Never, never. I voted on this one. I'm sorry, the always is 77%, so you might be in the Majority. Always wear it or you can never wear it you do not get in between? What do you do when you have your period? I don't think that's true. Well, see, this is the thing, but I'm on Mirena, so I actually haven't had one in two months. I feel like you answer, really. I think mine is done.
Speaker 1:I don't feel like you're putting enough thought into this, and it's really bothering me. Okay, I'll say that I feel like you.
Speaker 2:No, but I'm on, mirena. So I actually I started in December and it was supposed to Kill off my period and I haven't had one In two months. And I'm kind of hoping that for eight years I'm going to be period free and I am so fucking excited.
Speaker 1:I'm ready to get A hysterectomy, but I'm very scared I'm going to get a mustache, so I don't do that yet.
Speaker 2:Use the nude.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't want to shave anything, I just don't want the mustache but you just put that no, the new doesn't.
Speaker 2:It's the our thing, that I know you're okay.
Speaker 1:Do you think I'm gonna get a mustache? Do I have a mustache now?
Speaker 2:no, but if you had to choose between a period or mustache, I'm definitely choosing a mustache oh, I would definitely choose the period really a mustache, rebecca, to take off with a nude.
Speaker 1:I don't know man, I think we're nah with a laser. I don't know man, I think we're nah With a laser thing. I don't feel like, again, I don't feel like you're thinking this through.
Speaker 2:A mustache A period.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Let's say your mustache only came in for one week a month, like your period does, but it wouldn't. It's like hormones it's going to be there for.
Speaker 1:You can only apply mustache logic. Oh god, all right.
Speaker 2:Next question okay let's skip that one I love that you.
Speaker 1:I feel like I want to hit the button oh, do you want to?
Speaker 2:you would like to be in control, and I love that I do you know I live for it.
Speaker 1:She's a baby would you rather so many people who would never ever ever, who have not been privy to the baby energy that I actually have you do have baby energy, but I love it like I, because I'm a caretaker, so I'm a good I'm a nurturer, but in reality I just need okay read it. Would you rather be ghosted or be told that you got dumped because you're unattractive? Oh my god, be ghosted. How horrible.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess ghost me. Yeah, it's 57.
Speaker 1:It's actually really close, though, on the two. God, that would hurt my feelings really bad.
Speaker 2:Well, you're two. I know, I mean, that's like not a nice thing to say, though that's just manners.
Speaker 1:It's actually really close, though. On the two God, that would hurt my feelings really bad. Well, you're a two, I know I mean, that's like not a nice thing to say, though that's just manners.
Speaker 2:This is not. This is called. Would you rather not, would you manners?
Speaker 1:All right. Well, this is unfortunate. Would you rather be able to read your partner's mind or have a partner who can read your mind? Oh, I definitely know my answer. What's yours? You go first. No, I really You're thinking. Look at you.
Speaker 2:You just said I'm answering too fast, so I'm going to let you answer. Okay, I'm going to work through it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have a partner who can read your mind. I think so too too because, I feel like I don't need this kind of weight on my shoulders I feel like I already think that I can read nate's mind and like your mind and other people's mind, but I feel like that's just very assumptive of me and I feel like I tend to veer towards the negative, because I think you do there's some trauma there I think you do.
Speaker 2:I don't. There are absolutely times where you like there was a day, maybe two weeks ago, where I said it was a story that had nothing to do with you and you were like if you ever said that to me, and I was like there's zero context where this would ever happen in our relationship. I just saw it the other day because I was looking for a picture from you and I was like why are you doing that right now?
Speaker 2:And you're like, my two cannot handle it. I was like no, I already know that I know. In this context.
Speaker 1:It has nothing to do with you, I know, but as a two I think that.
Speaker 2:But what about your innermost thoughts? I mean uh-oh.
Speaker 1:But also this is really hot. Nate would run for the hills. He would run for the hills.
Speaker 2:You don't think this could be like a little bit hot?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No, there's not things that you want, that you don't say you want. No. No, does that mean you just say what you want, or?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do For the most part. Yeah, I'm like 9 out of 10. Say what I want. Yeah, you think. Yeah, I think so you.
Speaker 2:For you, I would say you're more like a 6.5 sometimes. Ooh, a 6.5? Sometimes, I think that you hold back a little bit. You're like careful because you worry.
Speaker 1:I do worry, although I will say my worrying has improved. No, no, no. I do worry, although I will say my, my worrying has improved.
Speaker 2:I know it has. I know it has. I've come leaps and bounds, leaps and bounds.
Speaker 1:That's also evolution for me, but I don't want anybody in my head.
Speaker 2:No, you just said have a partner who can read your mind. No, yes, oh yeah, I did say that Fuck. I don't want anybody in head. Okay, so do you. No, I want to be able to.
Speaker 1:No, you're right, you said that you want a partner who can read your mind.
Speaker 2:Is there like an option c, nope blue? Oh god, oh 80 would rather be able to read their partner's mind fuck no thanks or no thanks oh, shoot well, this one's awkward. I don't like this. Let's get a new one oh yeah, because it's about making out with your boss and we're each other's bosses yeah, that's weird, so it's awkward. I know we're sleeping over, but it's, you know, for me. Oh, this is an easy one for me, okay? Would you rather cuddle and watch movies or go out and adventure?
Speaker 1:I'm snuggly.
Speaker 2:I love a cuddle I love a snug oh god, I know I love a snug. You know I've been really into adventuring lately, but like I really just want to stay home always I'm very conflicted lately. I feel like the miller girls are just saying a lot of yes, but like we really just want to be the baby at home watching netflix yes, but do you think it's because, like you're lazy Cause sometimes? I think that's what mine is no, I know I'm not lazy.
Speaker 1:I know I'm not lazy either, but when it comes to like getting ready or like Nope, I don't think you're lazy. No.
Speaker 2:Nope, I think this is a two. Thing. I'll look into it.
Speaker 1:Okay, I love being home. It's peaceful and I have my people and my dogs and my couch and my Netflix and my box of wine and I am happy as a clam.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't, because we're not lazy. So the fact that we actually get a moment to do that is like, yeah, I don't do that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do that often. Yeah, what would you rather do your?
Speaker 2:cuddle, your cuddle. Yeah, I love it. I, yeah, I love it. I want to be by myself or with just my people all of the time. Lately, same, I'm really into like quality over quantity. Yeah, I feel like perception is not important to me, but I have been in relationships in the past where perception is like the most important thing.
Speaker 1:I did not enjoy that are you someone who looks at people on Instagram going and doing fabulous things and gets jelly, no, or FOMO? No Me neither I get JOMO, the joy of missing out. Yes, speaking of which, will you grab some wine from the fridge? I?
Speaker 2:think people also don't understand how I use my.
Speaker 1:Instagram grab some wine from the fridge. I think people also don't understand how I use my Instagram.
Speaker 2:I don't really use it for, like, I don't consume other people's content. Mike, they can't hear you. I don't consume other people's content very often.
Speaker 1:You're an outputter instead of an input.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm a. I like to consume more so than out. That's the funny part is I'm actually the opposite of you. I actually prefer to consume. I love a good giggle. I mean no I actually love a really funny but you know I love engagement, engagement's, my jam. Like I am the best engager, I leave very good comments you do I don't shine there.
Speaker 2:I will share funny reels, like if I like you, I'll share funny reels I don't necessarily like leave little like nuggets of greatness.
Speaker 1:I know, but your output is greatness. We balance each other very well there, thank god.
Speaker 2:I don't watch movies. That's actually a tight one. I'm shocked, go out and adventure.
Speaker 1:Do you know what?
Speaker 2:my new fear is Joining a family that does like a 5K on.
Speaker 1:Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2:Oh, fuck that I paid my dues, oh my God. Next, oh God, what does that?
Speaker 1:say oh nope. Hard pass? Nope, I didn't even. Ooh, oh my God, these are both horrible. Would you rather be known as someone who dresses to kill, or or be known as a smooth talker Dresses to kill, I mean.
Speaker 2:My old navy.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you right now I open my mouth.
Speaker 2:I'm absolutely going to destroy the smooth talker situation.
Speaker 1:We're going to go, we're taking a hard left, I feel fairly certain that I don't have any looks that will be defined as someone who dresses to kill. I have Old Navy athletic wear sports bras that could probably stand up on their own because they're so gross and old, and Amazon sports bras and some costco socks.
Speaker 2:so, like I have, like 10 bags of the costco socks. Give us something good. Let's say opposite sex for this one. Okay, this is a good one, go ahead. Would you rather have unlimited money but no access to men, or be surrounded by men but be poor?
Speaker 1:I have my answer.
Speaker 2:Go ahead. I actually I really need to think for a minute. I can I go? Yeah, are you going for money? A hundred percent money? I think so yeah, I just really like men I love men.
Speaker 1:I love men. Okay, but we're picking money but I love money so I'm sorry. Yeah, it's a hard. It's like just it doesn't have actually ever seen the meme on instagram.
Speaker 2:That's like. My mom keeps asking me why I date boys that are poor, and I don't have the heart to tell her that the rich ones are lazy and the poor ones will sleep with little fuck you like they don't have anywhere to sleep tonight no, that's a good meme, though.
Speaker 1:Oh god, sorry mom, sorry cindy, sorry mom. Yeah, I think that's an easy one. I'm anxious to see the percentage here. Okay, 58 said have unlimited money. I, I would 100% choose that Okay. Okay, this is a little tight. It's tight, but I mean I'm glad that women are smart enough to answer oh, oh, skip it, I don't know. I feel like this is good. I feel like this is a good conversation for you, because I feel like I know what I think your answer should be Okay.
Speaker 2:Would you rather be with a loud partner or be with an overly shy partner? How shy is shy? That's where you thought I was going. No, really. Um, how loud is loud, like? My first thought goes to Janice, from friends oh god, see, she's loud your dog is loud. Do you hear her? I know it's so annoying, denny, I love her, but um, or an overly shy. Does that mean overly shy like no pda? Or does that mean overly shy Like I'm going to have to be so descriptive? It's painful.
Speaker 1:Um, let's. So I would say that hard. I, yeah, I, actually on this one I would go with the shy. I've done the loud thing. Most of my boyfriends actually were. Quite, quite gregarious is one of my favorite descriptives and adjectives.
Speaker 2:Somebody put that on their hinge.
Speaker 1:I would hit the x so fast well, I mean, no man would ever use the word gregarious but my husband I could find it for you, my husband I hit, I hit the jackpot. Love you, honey. He is not shy, but he has.
Speaker 2:No, he is actually I would describe him as shy, oh.
Speaker 1:Oh God, he is not shy at all. No, not at all. Okay, no, but for me as an athlete, that's what. I'm saying, Like he is, he's a Muay Thai fighter. Of course he's not that shy. He's quiet, energy and quiet. Yeah, calm, yes, masculine yeah, he's a fighter, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2:He doesn't give me the impression that he needs a lot of like Pats on the back. I think he likes them.
Speaker 1:He loves a pat he doesn't look for that.
Speaker 2:He's not like the really annoying puppy dog.
Speaker 1:He just isn't, like he doesn't need to be the loudest one, like we both truly believe in, like a quiet confidence. Yeah, I love that, alright. So what's your answer here? The shy, okay, but I don't. Are you just going? I envision you and I think it's all the romance, smut novels I've been reading lately. You're welcome, I just think that you I just most recently have finished Heartless, flawless, flawless, oh God, and I'm like reading this book and it's just so what you need. You need like a long-haired, bearded bullfighter who may be a little bit, he's a little needy. No, he's not needy, he's like. He's like a tortured soul.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'll give you that, yeah.
Speaker 1:Tortured soul, but like, but he doesn't really like the attention, but he likes the attention. And yes, I see that for you Like big energy externally, externally, but not really so somebody very close to us just said this the other day.
Speaker 2:They were like you have got to find somebody and this is a person who's in the therapy field but they were like you have a really big presence. Yeah, so you need to find somebody who can match that, but without noise. Yeah, so who is not threatened by it, who knows that you have it under control and also knows when it's time to leave.
Speaker 1:I know that's Nate. That's you got to have a Nate. Nate is so good at that for me, like he is, it's healthy, he matches me. You know what it's healthy. He matches me. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah for sure she was like you got a big presence. I was like, oh God, this is like my nightmare. I have a big presence, yes, but it you know how, when people give you feedback though, like that you're like so I good. So we're saying overly shy, we are in the minority, oh interesting no, I've done loud, no thanks um, we're gonna keep going now.
Speaker 1:This is an interesting one.
Speaker 2:I like this one would you rather date someone 10 years older than you or date someone 10 years younger than you?
Speaker 1:good lord I'm gonna let you go first here I'm gonna stay younger. Lord, I'm going to let you go first here.
Speaker 2:I'm going to stay younger. I think I'm going older, are you yeah?
Speaker 1:Do you want the boat? I can buy my own boat, baby, no, I just. Why are you going older? If it's not about that, well, it's a date it didn't say other things. If it said other things, I may say younger, but it's a date it didn't say other things If it said other things I may say younger, but it's a date.
Speaker 2:Okay, I need. I am not firing where you are right now. I know Someone needs you to circle the wagon. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1:But here's the thing. Wait, I might have an advantage to you.
Speaker 2:I might have an advantage to you. I might have an advantage to you. I am on an app where old men and young men and I chat sometimes and let me tell you how scary. Oh, it's scary, okay, well, if I had to pick one danger over the other, I know which one I'm choosing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I agree with you there. The younger ones seem less serial killer-ish.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you've seen my hinge, Like they're funnier, they're a little bit more.
Speaker 1:The guy had pictures of like bunnies that one old guy.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, With the wreath and the pumpkin.
Speaker 1:Fucking weird.
Speaker 2:Only one of his pictures was an actual picture of him and the rest were like holiday GIFs.
Speaker 1:Is it GIF? Holiday gifs is it gifs or gifts? Have we been through this before? No, I feel like I'm just in deja vu. You're talking about this. Wait, is it gifs?
Speaker 2:or gifts? No, I don't know, and I would like you to find out yeah, it was weird. It's a really weird hinge profile, see, but if it said, have a fling with someone, date, you're not getting married, it's the same date and fling with someone Date You're not getting married it's the same Date and fling are the same.
Speaker 1:I know, but my mind just went to like going to dinner with somebody and I feel like I would go.
Speaker 2:Not on a date You're dating.
Speaker 1:Right, I'd go older.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, what about gravity, the balls, what about sense of humor? And the patriarchy and gravity? Because I can tell you, all of those things come into play. I can see their boobs in their pictures on him.
Speaker 1:But 10 years older for me is not that much Like. Nate is five years older than me right now.
Speaker 2:Nate's young five. He's very athletic. You have seen the men. Yeah, I'm telling you right now. I've seen 44. Look real rough all right, let's see what. Let's see what oh, they're going old they're going older.
Speaker 1:They have not thought about gravity.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm telling you right now I'm going for the young boys all right this looks like drama to me. What the youngs or the olds? No, the youngs don't look like drama to me, unless you're dying to like married. But I feel like the older guys are looking for somebody to like take care of them.
Speaker 1:No, I don't think so what if they're?
Speaker 2:sugar, you're the first ones to say what do you do for work? What if they're sugar daddies and they're like? Oh, I have two. That'm not going to say what my friend Whitney said to me as far as like how we judge. I'll say it off the record.
Speaker 1:but okay, well, I stand alone. I'm sticking with my choice, mr.
Speaker 2:If you want one in the same oh this is a good one.
Speaker 1:Would you rather post a nude picture on social media or post your entire internet search history on social media?
Speaker 2:I'm going nude 100%. I know my angle. I'm fine. What are you? What are you? I'll tell my mom I'm sorry, I don't know, Google you weirdo. I have no idea, but my mind is racing because I have like ADHD and I it could be. It's a no for me. I see, I would totally pick my search history.
Speaker 1:I am sure I want you to know I have thought this through Like I literally just rolled through. It would be the most boring search history ever, because there's no way.
Speaker 2:No, it is. We talked about vaginal probiotics.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm fine with that. That's healthy, it's part of womanhood. What I'm not embarrassed of? That I'm going nude Recipe.
Speaker 2:Maybe I just want my nude out there.
Speaker 1:But you don't like being naked. We just had this conversation. No, no no. I did not say that I don't like being naked.
Speaker 2:You don't like being itchy? I'm not, commonly, it's just not like a thing that happens around here. I'm more likely to be in sweatpants, with no underwear and a sports bra, never naked. I like literally love sweatpants and a sports bra. Okay, so then I'm never naked. It's just like that's my like cozy. I don't know, I'm a clean freak too, you are.
Speaker 1:So maybe that's like. Oh yeah, speaking of which, before we recorded, I asked Rebecca if I could use her lip gloss, just because my lips were feeling a little dry and like I knew the answer, but like I had to ask and she was like, well, like I don't normally let people do that, but like if you need to.
Speaker 2:I said if you need to, I said if you need to.
Speaker 1:you can just have it, but I respected your boundary.
Speaker 2:I'm going to grow, though we're evolving, because if I was going to let anyone, it would be you. Oh, that's nice. No, I mean that, that's sweet. It is also my vape. So I don't know if it's like so much about even the germs. It's like an obsession like what's that my? Mascara. Everyone's going search history see told ya. I'm the only nude, sorry, mom sorry mom oh, good lord nah nope nope, we might have to go to the other one yeah, the questions are getting weird, or weird?
Speaker 2:let's go to normal for a second would you rather never be able to say yes or never be able to say no can you? Use body language Shoot.
Speaker 1:Ooh, I think I'm going never be able to say no, because I feel like I'm in my year of yes and I have said no for so long and now I'm like in my year of yes and like I have said no for so long and now I'm like the only thing that scares me about that is like violence okay now I've passed the torch of the overthinking, so welcome, welcome. And the only thing that scares me violence, what the fuck, I don't know. Like what, like, what kind of weird.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I don't know, I feel like you're thinking way too much about it. All right, All right. So is it yes or no? What are you thinking? I already told you I don't ever want to be able to say no, Okay fine, we're not saying no to anything. I don't want to say no, let's see what's it.
Speaker 2:oh, 52 to 48 said no, okay would you rather live in a perfect city with a bad job or live in a boring city with a perfect job? Boring city perfect job yes hate a bad job cling, cling boring jobs, cling, cling.
Speaker 1:Boring jobs are the worst. Actually, funny that I say that Tomorrow is my one-year anniversary of being fired. Shoot, yes.
Speaker 2:I love it. Swirl that yeah.
Speaker 1:Silver lining, silver lining, best decision, best thing that ever happened to me, would you?
Speaker 2:rather lose all electronics or lose all your cars. First of all, I have one car, so let's not get carried away. There's not a McLaren outside. Yeah, there's no Lambo.
Speaker 1:There's no Range.
Speaker 2:Rover? There's no. What's that thing? I don't even know. The Phantom Rolls Royce? There's no, like I don't think that's what it's called, no, I don't oh, the phantom rules race.
Speaker 1:There's no like.
Speaker 2:No clue? No, I think that's what it's called.
Speaker 1:No, I don't. Oh, that's the name of it. I thought so, yeah, yeah, no, we'll have to go up.
Speaker 2:I need to take my cars, yeah, I need my cars.
Speaker 1:I'm driving anyways. You don't do well at it.
Speaker 2:I just drove literally 20 hours in, like three Every day. It was awful.
Speaker 1:I mean right.
Speaker 2:It wore me out. All right I keep saying to myself if I ever have enough, I want a driver so bad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would be one of my top things. So like, oh, I'm going to make our own question If you won the lottery, what are the first three things you would buy Like in terms of services, like that you can have at your house?
Speaker 2:Yes, well, definitely a cook.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, I would love a driver Like a driver assistant. Okay, would you not? I have to think about my third, I know. That's why I asked him the questions Would you not want a driver assistant? I know who I'd pick too.
Speaker 1:Also, I was picking a man.
Speaker 2:Would also speaking man. Would it be me? No, it depends. If it wouldn't be a man, it would be my stylist. But if it was a man I would pick like a bodyguard one.
Speaker 1:Maybe he was like kind of open-minded to being friendly so you could sleep with him.
Speaker 2:I like that sounds like a spicy book it sounds like a dream all right, so that's your three, so you've got cook he's one, you can't make him one, I'm right, so cook as a separate second one is what? Driver assistant okay spicy boy, third one, I don't know yet I gotta think.
Speaker 1:Okay, so mine would be driver, mine would be. I want somebody to come to my house every day and wash my hair and dry it. I hate washing my hair and I hate. Do you that much? Yes, you take driver first, though. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Even though you love to drive. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Unless I was in Italy because the drivers there were fucking horrible. No, rebecca, I can't believe I haven't told you this? No, they were. They were very beautiful. That's just their driving standard. But they cannot drive. They can cook. No, do you know they're using all their energy. Do you know? I had to put in Google Translate we have people on this bus who get car sick, so please drive slow, because here's the thing I learned about Italian drivers. So I went through.
Speaker 2:Is there a lot of brakes?
Speaker 1:Huh, okay, so we went through. We went through mountain, like mountains, yeah, train. So when they see the sharp curve like a 45, or is it like 90 degree, Does it gun? It and slam it Fucking gun it. There is no brake whatsoever. They fucking gun it. There is no break whatsoever, no break. So I was gripping the handrail literally about to puke, because I get car sick anyway when other people drive so your Google translator was about you and so I thought it was me being dramatic.
Speaker 1:But then we get off the bus and everybody was like, oh my god, I thought we were going to die. I'm like okay, okay, me too. It wasn't just me like it was. My asshole was so puckered from this driving experience in italy like it was horrible it was horrible like dude. So yes, driver, driver and here drove a lot here third person drive.
Speaker 1:Um, probably a cook, maybe probably a cook, or like a, like a travel agent. So I played on my trip keeper. Oh yeah, well, that too no, like old school like, oh, like um alice from uh brady's, or I was thinking like Bridgerton. I've never watched Bridgerton like somebody who like turns up, your turns back your bed.
Speaker 2:That takes your clothes off the ground, like I'm actually very tidy, but it would be such a mental weight lifted to like to have somebody who followed me around tidy is an understatement.
Speaker 2:You could fucking eat off the floor so clean in here but it would be so nice to have like a buddy who wasn't super chatty, who just like knew all the things that I needed. But wasn't my man like a girl? Right, Okay, you know I love company, you do. I'm like a very uh, I like my solace. But then I also like, really like people around, you do I'm the opposite.
Speaker 2:I don't like, but I love being by myself too. It's just like I don't know. Okay, I'm never by myself. I got freaking sis over here. Would you rather write a good book or a good song book?
Speaker 1:I'm saying book yeah, it's actually on my bucket list. I think I'm gonna do it before I kick the bucket. Yeah, I think we should.
Speaker 2:I think we should Fiction or nonfiction, probably fiction.
Speaker 1:Nonfiction, yeah, so fun fact about me. I actually started a book when I was fifth grade maybe, and I did it like on the old school typewriter. Yeah, it was called the Popularity War. Ooh, yeah, because that was back in the day when popularity. Yeah, you know, it was like it was called the popularity war. Yeah, cause back in, you know that was back in the day when popularity I mean, I guess it still is, but um, yeah, I started a book when I was an age. Yeah, it was, it was.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, I will do a. I'm just reading it.
Speaker 2:Oh, Would you rather be unable to say what you think or always have to say what you think? Well, unfortunately I'm an Enneagram 8, so I already have to say what I think.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I would die. I would God, I would die, I would die, I would die. So I'm going. I can't, I would die. I would rather be unable to say what I think, which is scary, but yeah, no.
Speaker 2:I'm going blue, I'm saying it 54%, 50-50, though 50 though. Yeah, that's embarrassing, I can't marry the first person you see tomorrow or never get married, never get married never get married I don't have. I'm probably gonna see the maintenance guy here first thing, so it's not gonna work. Watch romance movies or watch sci-fi romance? Obviously romance. I know I keep getting excited about sci-fi, though I hate sci-fi. Do you have like the Star Wars?
Speaker 1:I've never seen them, ever Same.
Speaker 2:Never I have seen the baby one.
Speaker 1:No, I've never seen it.
Speaker 2:Mandalorian Nope. The man's kind of hot in Mandalorian Nope Never seen it.
Speaker 1:I think I saw like Ewoks the Ewoks or something, I have no idea what you're saying Right, it's like a little bear. We are not.
Speaker 2:Nope, I can't. What about Lord of the Rings?
Speaker 1:Nope, nope Me either.
Speaker 2:Nope, have you read Harry Potter?
Speaker 1:No, me either. I've watched Harry Potter dragons, so we like harry potter, but I know nope how interesting look at us yeah, but I also have never seen like really southern movies, like gone with the wind, and I am.
Speaker 2:I'm the epitome of southern oh, so come on with the red velvet cake. Oh my, the armadillo. I love it so much.
Speaker 1:But um, I love the armadillo but I love a good southern, maybe like driving, miss daisy, it's one of my favorites have you seen that one. Yes, I don't think you're excited about it no, I don't.
Speaker 2:I don't think I love it like you do. I love it. I grew up watching like top gun and dirty dancing and pretty woman yeah, we talked about dirty dancing.
Speaker 1:This is. It was so inappropriate, but I loved it. I was like clark sage, it's so good though, oh my god, god, I was obsessed.
Speaker 2:Like anything with Kevin Costner no.
Speaker 1:What Like?
Speaker 2:no dreams.
Speaker 1:I love field of dreams. Yeah, yeah, I go watching Sandlot. Oh, but it's funny Cause you know Sandlot, you know I had a crush on the um yeah. And I Nate kind of looks like him, like the dark, the dark skin.
Speaker 2:Something about Benny, though yeah, I had like a type like I definitely had, like a type the dark. I like him dark. My maiden name was Smalley, I know so you're killing me, smalley. Smalley was a big part of like. And what about Wendy Peppercorn? What an absolute oh my god, what an absolute stunner smoke.
Speaker 1:What an absolute stunner Smoke show Stunner.
Speaker 2:Smoke show Stunner. Damn, they don't make them like these. They don't, they don't. She was a smoke show.
Speaker 1:But you know what I watched the other night, taking it back to nostalgia. Yeah, sometimes I like to get tipsy. I love we're doing it right now and sit on the couch and watch, like T.
Speaker 2:Like.
Speaker 1:TGIF. Yes, you and I sat down and watched.
Speaker 2:Step by step.
Speaker 1:The Wonder Years.
Speaker 2:Ooh, I like the Wonder Years, but I love Step by Step.
Speaker 1:I love Step by Step. But like sitting down and like watching Kevin and Winnie, we should watch some Step by Step tonight.
Speaker 2:We should. I love those two, their love story, their sweet.
Speaker 1:Wonder Years love story oh God. But the Step by Step might be where I I'm headed. Okay, I can deal, I can deal. But yeah, I love wonder years. It's just something about it. Just girls, girl talk dirty to me. You know that was the theme of my 40th birthday brunch. It was, of course. Of course it was, but I loved golden girls before.
Speaker 2:It was cool no, no, I know, I think we grew up like that was. You'd watch that if you stayed home from school well, I, like I Do.
Speaker 1:you know, I sang the song in an interview. Have I told you this? No, yeah, so I had an interview. What, yeah, true story. So I had an interview. God, I guess. What a risk. I guess it was back in the early 2000s. Why did you have to perform? Well, just listen. So I booted up my laptop because I had to give a presentation. It was like a panel interview.
Speaker 2:So like 10 there and then for some reason I don't know, probably 25, I guess 24, you said early 2000s.
Speaker 1:I graduated high school in 2001. Well, I was. I graduated 99 college 22, 2003. Yeah, it was probably yeah. So, um, I had the job interview. It pulled up my itunes. When I pulled up my laptop to do my presentation and I'm sweating it saw it had like the Golden Girls because I had the song in my album.
Speaker 2:Or in my library. Yes, you did.
Speaker 1:And they were like you do not have Golden Girls. I was like, oh, I do, but I don't need it. And they were like stop, and so I sang, I sang. If you threw a party, invited everyone you knew you wouldn't see, the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say thank you for being a friend. I got the job. I got the job. True story, I sang it. Yeah, can you?
Speaker 2:imagine Like, could you get it? So in my weirdest interview they asked me what kind of animal I would be.
Speaker 1:That's a fucking lame ass question.
Speaker 2:I know, but that's the only like really wild one I ever had. That was like a little bit.
Speaker 1:Was it a raccoon? No, I wouldn't say that now, but I said a dolphin because I'm fine on my own, but I'm great in a team setting. Oh, my drop, my drop, it's like listen, I can play along.
Speaker 2:I'm good on my own. I'll enjoy the sunshine and the water, but if you need me in a team setting oh, that was good, all right, good, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I mean damn I'm a family girl.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all the dolphin aesthetics aesthetics.
Speaker 1:Did you ever get the question in a job interview that was if you had to be an ice cream flavor, what would you be? No, god, fucking stupid.
Speaker 2:Rainbow sherbet. Oh my god, I'd say pralines and cream, but I don't know why.
Speaker 1:You didn't miss a beat there. You didn't miss a beat. You didn't miss a beat, I don't know. See, I always said rainbow sherbet because I'm like well, I'm like bright and kind of soft through it, just probably the cream you're.
Speaker 2:you are a little nutty oh god, that's incredible okay we digressed, but here we are oh, would you rather wear what makes you feel comfortable, or wear the best? Outfit in the room comfortable um, be with someone who's always really late, or be with someone who's always really early early we're always early to stuff. We we actually hang out in Jenny's car a lot.
Speaker 1:We do we um. I cannot deal with being late.
Speaker 2:We have been known to enter entire conference rooms on the 30 minutes early and just make ourselves at home. We've actually been caught taking selfies together. True story Conference room.
Speaker 1:I'm great with it. Yep, nope, I'd rather be caught.
Speaker 2:I'd rather be caught taking a selfie than be late 80. Oh, go to an amusement park or a family reunion. Amusement park, oh my god what I'm saying family reunion no good lord this. The germs alone. Here I'm out, fuck no no, no.
Speaker 1:Amusement park all day, family reunion. That's fucking awkward.
Speaker 2:65 35, I'm right, I just need to know, I think, which side of the family. But I'll go to here.
Speaker 1:I have really good cousin friends that I like live for.
Speaker 2:This is boring. Oh, be the ceo of a fortune 500 company or be the president of a prominent country ceo. I don't want to be a president of anything, me too, and I actually have no interest in any of that.
Speaker 1:Me neither.
Speaker 2:I think we should take a break from dating at this point.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in the United States. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2:I don't like either one of those, but we don't. I don't.
Speaker 1:I really care a lot more about the Olympics this year.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be honest with you July 26th I think you know everyone in the world personally gross or being able to communicate with animals absolutely Animals for sure. What even is this question? I know too many people personally already.
Speaker 1:I don't and I prefer it that way, but you know that I do and this is awkward, I know like, but you're you, you are very in there and I am not in there.
Speaker 2:It's not on purpose, but I also am the animals person yeah, I am not I'm the animals person. Sometimes I wish I could like pull back on that, just like a little bit.
Speaker 1:But here we are You're so social? I am not.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I'm like this. The yin and yang have an iPad or have an iPhone Phone. Yeah, never go on another date, or only date via reality television shows.
Speaker 1:Is there an option C? I'm going TV. Ooh, an option?
Speaker 2:C I'm going TV.
Speaker 1:Ooh, I'm going Never Go On Another Date.
Speaker 2:You're married.
Speaker 1:I know, but if I was single?
Speaker 2:You love reality dating television?
Speaker 1:I did you know I wanted to be on this? Did you know this about me, that I wanted to? So I how?
Speaker 2:are you going to make the vote that you just made?
Speaker 1:Because I'm a reformed married woman. Now, no stop. No, I am.
Speaker 2:Of the two of us. If you were to pick a wild card, it's not me. You think I'm the wild card Compared to me? Yes, I'm the baby. You're the baby.
Speaker 1:I got to use yes, I'm the baby, you're the baby I got to use a voice, but you actually, of the two of us.
Speaker 2:I know that I get up to shenanigans, but you always know when it's coming. Your shenanigans usually catch me by surprise.
Speaker 1:I know and I love that about me. It hits you right, I know.
Speaker 2:And then you just decide it could be like a random candle in a restaurant. You're like actually since we're here and I'm like, oh damn, we're taking a left and you know I'm gonna go because I'm the baby and I'm along for the ride and I love some mischief.
Speaker 1:I love some mischief yeah, no, I'm definitely, yeah, I'm mischievous.
Speaker 2:I would come back to you and be like you and I love the art of taking things too far, so this is actually one of the core values of our relationship.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love that I'm actually working on this for our website. Oh okay, it's taking things too far you want me to write that down?
Speaker 2:but like we like, if you okay. So you love your logo, yet us too, we actually love our color. We know that the makeup of it we put on every like. If you could wear it on your sneakers, which we're getting there because we've actually talked- about, oh my god, 100.
Speaker 1:I know we have handbags.
Speaker 2:Could we make our own nail polish color, for sure. This is what I mean, where other people are like I'll take the blue and they just slap it on their logo, but like you and I aren't done. No, you brought me a present from your trip to italy. I did. It's in our branded colors yes we're never done our wine glasses are pink very extra yeah, we're not done. No, we're gonna take it. We are gonna take it as far as you can take it and then further.
Speaker 1:Yeah, uh-huh, we want you to call it's very, then further. Yeah, uh-huh, we want you to call us it's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2:But not for us. Other people don't have that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I'm good yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so Ooh, shut the front door.
Speaker 1:I know the answer, would you?
Speaker 2:rather give up Christmas or give up your birthday, you go.
Speaker 1:Give up my birthday.
Speaker 2:I'll definitely give up my birthday. Christmas is my favorite. We actually have not had like a true full Christmas together.
Speaker 1:I can't wait till our Christmas episode. We'll have to wear elf hats. What if we have?
Speaker 2:like a Hallmark situation happening. What does that mean? Like I meet a man when I buy my real tree In the snow and he's like some big city guy who moved down in Charleston for a simpler life. No, he's probably closing his parents' estate and he doesn't want to keep it open. He probably owns the tree farm.
Speaker 1:And then he's going to start. He has like a long lost aunt here. He had like an ice cream shop.
Speaker 2:It's like that real. I'm looking for a man in finance 6' five trust fund have you seen that. Oh my God, it's everywhere.
Speaker 1:on mine, no. Your algorithm is on one for you no it's been a real raccoon lately.
Speaker 2:We haven't talked about algorithms lately.
Speaker 1:What is what is in yours besides?
Speaker 2:uh, pedro, the raccoon is everywhere. Yep, I love pedro.
Speaker 1:I probably put him in yours no, he's not mine oh really no, mine's all italy and the dog um italy and people falling. And you love people, god I love people falling. You really like such a dick, but I really do. I love people falling. It makes me laugh so hard. Feel like such a dick, but I really do. I love people falling. It makes me laugh so hard.
Speaker 2:I just lay in bed and just giggle so hard. I love funny. Funny is like a big thing for me, oh my God.
Speaker 1:But the funny part is that I wake up and watch Instagram when the house is quiet and Clark's still sleeping, nate's already gone to work, so it's like my quiet time. It's like already gone to work, so it was like my quiet time. So we were like I start my day with these real big giggles, yeah, and I'm like what?
Speaker 2:a great way to start and I love when people like my friend, myra, just said this to me the other day. But I sent her a book, one, um, and she was like I love the reels that you sent to me and I literally said Myra Nicest compliment.
Speaker 1:It's such a great compliment. Yeah, but you send your shit at like 1 am.
Speaker 2:Well you know, wait a minute. Are you talking about last night?
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm like why is she?
Speaker 2:Why is she? Because I have to finish the reel and then I go and I like and I'm like. It's hard to talk about it, she knows.
Speaker 1:You know I'm dead asleep. You know I go to bed, you'll wake up. 10 ish it's for the morning, I know, but then I have responded that I'm like she's not going to see my response till she wakes up, which you know is it's like two ships passing in the night, Because you know the morning is like really where I get my like solid. I know, I know, you know, I respect that boundary for you.
Speaker 2:We're at 51 minutes oh, shoot, okay, what do we have time for? Like two more? Uh, I don't know. Wait a minute. Would you rather we didn't skip it? The what we just over. We actually went back. Have your pets lifespan doubled. Have your pets I IQ quadrupled.
Speaker 1:Lifespan. She's legit barking out there I know.
Speaker 2:So there was a moment a few years ago where we had a big fire pit with stones and whatever, with rocking chairs around it, and she was getting up into the rocking chair and then it would tip and then she would go out the back. She was working pretty hard to get to sit in the rocking chair and my ex-husband said, like this dog is so stupid. And I was like I am not a smart dog person, I actually don't want a dog.
Speaker 2:You know, you see an afv where people have to like buy three fences high, yeah, the dog can open up wrappers I saw a reel the other day where the dog was on top of the fridge with the pet treats and the other secondary dog was on the counter, so he had taken them, moved up high so he could eat them on his own and I was like that's the kind of shit I can't do. Yeah, so I would rather have a simple dog, same with double the life. Double the life depending on how crazy it looks. I don't want it to look like the grandma and like what that cameron diaz movie, the tan grandma do you know that's my life goal is to look like magda.
Speaker 1:She's fucking fire.
Speaker 2:Dude the blonde hair is mad fire because I resonate more with stifler's mom no, stifler's mom is like our age, google that, google it right now.
Speaker 1:But you know she's like yeah, no, I want Magda status, I want the hot pink lipstick, I want the tan, I want the blonde hair.
Speaker 2:I think I'm more Stifler's mom.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Now I don't think I'm like her now, though.
Speaker 1:Just you know, hang on Googling White Lotus Fucking A. I love White Lotus, do you?
Speaker 2:Oh my god, it was so good. Which one.
Speaker 1:Season one. You just watched the second one. Yeah, I'm Googling how old's Steph was, mom.
Speaker 2:I love White Lotus though.
Speaker 1:Okay, so she was 61 at the time.
Speaker 2:So she's not our age.
Speaker 1:Well, hang on.
Speaker 2:What the hell.
Speaker 1:Wait for it. Did you know that American Pie Character Stifler's mom, aka Jennifer Coolidge, was actually the grand age of 38?
Speaker 2:She was born in 61. Right, so I want to be her when I'm that age, right. But she was 38 in the movie, okay, but that was a long time ago. Now she's whatever that age is.
Speaker 1:My point let's give it to Magda.
Speaker 2:I'm saying what she is right now she's hot, she's hot, she's taking a little bit of a lunch break. Yeah, i's hot, she's hot. Yeah, she's taking a little bit of a lunch break. Yeah, I love that. Magda, I am surprised by this.
Speaker 1:I love Magda.
Speaker 2:Would you rather have a shower that keeps you clean for seven days, or have a bed that gives you a full night's rest for one hour?
Speaker 1:Oh, my God For sure, the one hour.
Speaker 2:A full night's rest. Are you insane? A full night's rest, are you?
Speaker 1:insane. They're the things I would do. I would give my left arm I would do for a full night's rest. I don't even know what that is anymore.
Speaker 2:I don't, because we can't say no.
Speaker 1:Because we're pyramid apostles?
Speaker 2:No, because, from the beginning of this, we actually can't say no, we can only say yes. So the things that I would do right now for a full night's rest, show me, show me.
Speaker 1:I dare you, I'll put it on my hinge I'll take a shower that I don't even take a shower that cleans me. Period, not for seven days, like I just want some good sleep. God, I miss good sleep.
Speaker 2:I saw this girl that posted the other day and she went to her boyfriend's house like she was there dating and there was a thing of dawn in the shower and he was like, listen, if it's good enough for the baby ducks, it's only three dollars and 94 cents. It's good enough for the baby ducks. It's only $3.94. It's good enough for me Stop.
Speaker 1:This is why I would never date if I got divorced.
Speaker 2:Can you say that, though we both love men, I love men.
Speaker 1:I love my man and I just would never do it again. She's vaping, no.
Speaker 2:By the way, guys, if you're new new here I actually don't have a vape. I have never. I've literally probably smoked two sec two cigarettes, my entire life. And like I never do anything like sketchy, it's lip gloss but she hits it like a vape.
Speaker 1:Well, it's like a nervous tick for you. I know, yep she just popped it.
Speaker 2:You heard that my friend career would absolutely speak up for me. I've had this nervous tick forever. She would be like guys, she's getting out the chapstick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like a nervous twitch for you.
Speaker 2:It means we're about to do business.
Speaker 1:Oh, are we about to?
Speaker 2:We are about to do business.
Speaker 1:We're going to go sear some steaks. I'm cooking for Rebecca tonight because she cooked for me last season one finale, so stay tuned for steak pics and y'all. Thank you for sticking around, for this is 24 episodes now.
Speaker 2:A half a year.
Speaker 1:I can't believe y'all would put up with our bullshit for 24 episodes.
Speaker 2:I can't believe it. You guys actually make it so much better when I wake up in the morning on Thursday, which is typically my day to sleep in, so don't judge me, but I start getting your feedback. We start getting your feedback early and it gives me so much joy. There was an episode it was the camel toe one. Yeah, it was completely out of control, but we had a listener who was like I'm having the worst day ever, and then I turned on your podcast and I just laughed for 38 minutes. Thank you.
Speaker 1:Thank you so much. Thanks for listening. We just appreciate you all. Season three season three coming soon. I appreciate you. She's a baby.
Speaker 2:But I work hard. I just you know, I'm in my baby era.
Speaker 1:Oh you are, I'm in my two era, so that's a perfect match.
Speaker 2:You really are, I'm in my bulldog era, all right.
Speaker 1:The dog is slamming her body against the door, so we're going to let you guys go. Thank you so much for tuning in. We love you all.
Speaker 2:And we will see you next season.