The Unhinged Journey

Ever found yourself knee-deep in trouble, only to skate by on sheer luck? That's exactly what unfolded in my most recent adventure with a 10,000-pound dump trailer that decided to take me for a wild ride. Join me as I recount the roller coaster of emotions, from panic to relief, and how a concrete staircase became my unexpected hero. It's a story that will leave you gasping and giggling, a perfect testament to the unpredictable life of hauling trailers. 

Now, if you thought dirty knees were just for gardeners, think again. My latest escapade will have you questioning the laws of physics and my own common sense. We've all had those moments that were one part terrifying, two parts hilarious—this is mine, and I'm sharing every dirt-covered, adrenaline-fueled second of it. So buckle up, because if my life is anything to go by, there's no shortage of wild tales on the horizon. And believe me, you'll want to hear them all.

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:00

Sock-y, doomy Dude. You have got to listen to this Ditto. What happened? Your knees got all dirty. What are you talking about? They look like you've been on your knees buddy Cracks in your hair. You look a little disheveled. What happened? I probably should have changed before I saw you. You probably should have.

Speaker 1: 0:19

This story is embarrassing, oh my, and nerve-wracking and absolutely fucking hilarious. Can't wait to hear this. So I had to drop my tractor and my trailer off to a customer Right and it was a nightmare. Getting into the yard. I got it because I'm awesome, let's face it and then idiot me, mind you, there's three of us standing around, myself and two other people and I'm disconnecting the trailer. It's on a slight decline.

Speaker 1: 0:48

Oh, that baby took off. It's a 7x14 dump trailer, 10,000 pound dump trailer, and I'm holding onto the tongue like I have any chance of stopping it. You can't be serious right now. I'm sliding down the hill with it. Stop it, I swear to God. Not can't be serious right now. I'm sliding down the hill with it. Stop it, I swear to God. Not one of the three of us thought to chuck it first, like a bunch of idiots. That's the first thing you do. Yeah, that's trailer 101. Not going to lie about that one. And you get that on video. Man, that would have been a classic. No, it should have been on video, because I'd be rich right now. That thing would have gone viral in three seconds.

Speaker 1: 1:22

Oh shit, this skinny-ass little man trying to hold a 10,000-pound dump trailer for going on a hill and into a pond. Oh no, it would have gone into a pond, but the thanks to God that there was a concrete set of stairs that's come off the side of the house. That just happened to catch the back tire. Oh no, and it stopped. I was like here I am on my knees on the ground as it's pulling me down with it. It's like sledding with no snow. I'm literally crying right now.

Speaker 1: 1:53

I was hoping you weren't going to ask about my knees. You looked so disheveled. Well, that will explain it. Oh man, it was awful. The customer was like man, I wish I had a camera for that one. Oh shit, it was bad.

Speaker 1: 2:07

One of these funniest videos. Here we come. I got lucky. Oh my God, I got lucky. There's things I have to go through for a couple bucks. You know what I mean. Oh man, lesson learned. These fans better start paying up. I can't keep doing trailers. You can't. I'm just kidding, but anyway, yeah, that's why my knees are dirty. Wow, basically trying to make ends meet, I guess, and I'm doing a very good job at it. Oh no, I almost lost. I almost bit the farm. Anyway, that was my story. Oh gosh, thanks for sharing. I made my day. Hey, everybody, hope you liked that. Stay tuned, because I'm going to have more of them as they come about. Hey, everybody, hope you liked that. Stay tuned, because I'm going to have more of them as they come about and as they happen. My life is funny as fuck. You need to know more. So stay tuned and when you get a chance, listen to them. Then head over to Sakatumicom and like and subscribe. All right, guys Appreciate your support. Talk to you soon.