Episode 8 - Unpacking the Absurdity of Everyday Life

Ever found yourself pondering the peculiarities of human existence, like why we're the only creatures that don't just drop and dash? Buckle up, friends, because it's time for a heart-to-heart that takes a nosedive into the quirks of daily life and the absurdity of our own nature. I'm flying solo today to unpack the oddities that tickle the brain, from the societal dance of interactions to the hilarity of our bathroom rituals. And believe me, it's gonna get personal and a tad messy—imagine your neighbor's 'Bob' deciding your front lawn is as good a spot as any for his daily business.

Strap in as I pull back the curtain on what's been brewing since I last hit the airwaves. The sting of loss has left its mark, with my dad's passing being a somber chapter in the story. Yet, through the grief, I've found a strange sense of clarity in the chaos that is life. This episode isn't about guests, gimmicks, or glossing over the grit—it's about raw, unadulterated musings on the bittersweet symphony we call living. So come along for the ride as we crack open the lid on everything from the profound to the profane, and let's navigate this bizarre journey together—one chuckle and epiphany at a time.

Transcript

Speaker 2: 0:18

Five, four, three, two one, oh boy.

Speaker 1: 0:25

Well, I know it's been a while. I've had a lot going on and I just have not had the motivation to wanna do this, but I'm back and I hope to stay. I hope to not go away another day. So let's play. Whatever Stupid, I don't know, a lot's been going on. A lot's been going on. I don't remember the last time I put one of these up. Did this? Not sure? But it doesn't matter, cause you know I'm doing it. It's all it matters. I'm back. Whatever, I don't know. That's just dumb, that's just stupid. I don't know what's gonna happen in. A lot's been happening, a lot's been happening.

Speaker 1: 1:27

Big thing my dad passed away. So I mean that was big, I mean it was not a shock in total, I mean because of the condition that he was in, but it still sucks. Still sucks to lose a parent. For those that have, it sucks. So life goes on until it doesn't and it doesn't matter, cause it doesn't matter Whatever, it doesn't matter. But it doesn't matter, it doesn't, it doesn't, it's just strange.

Speaker 1: 2:14

Life is strange, life in general, all of it. Everything's weird. It's all weird how we talk, how we interact, how we sleep. It's just everything just weird. Weird how we shit. We're the only species that shits into another thing and gets rid of it, or else there would be a lot of it all over the place. You know how nasty it would be if we didn't have fucking toilets and plumbing. It would smell, it would be horrible out there. Oh, that would be gross. I need to step in it every once in a while.

Speaker 1: 2:53

Oh, who's this? Oh, that's Bob's, from up the road. Wow, bob, why did you do that in front of my house? Oh, come on, do that in your own yard. Come on, jesus, or at least pick it up. Just think what the world would be like if we you know how we bitching, moan about people that walk their dogs and loud and they shit and don't pick it up. What if we were? It's just humans. We just walked around and shat wherever and we didn't pick it up. Oh boy, talking about that, you don't have a dog park to go take a shit at. You got a human park to go take a shit at, a place that's designated for shitting other than the outside bathroom. Just picture that for a while. Think about how that would be.

Speaker 1: 3:43

I don't know. I'm just here fucking around. It's been a while. I've had a lot of built up shit Been trying to I don't know Figure it all out. It's all it is. We're all trying to figure it all out. It always sucks figuring shit out. I hate it. It's no fun, but it has to be done. Excuse me, well, it's a Saturday and I just was fucking around. I wanted to do a quick little record. I still have everything I want to do with this. I'm just gonna do it. I'm not gonna fucking explain it. Who cares Doesn't matter. It's my choice, my show, it's my shit, mine, all mine. You can't have any, I'll share, but you can't have it, not all of it, at least Just a little. Well, well, see you later.

Speaker 2: 5:09

ZC gravity, the you.