Aye, You Good Bro? w/ Nick VandeVoort - Radio Ridley Radio | Ep. 40

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Radio Ridley Radio Episode 40
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Transcript

I made a mistake today this hat I made a mistake not today but I made two mistakes when I bought this hat and choosing to wear this hat this hat is a seven and 58 okay that's what I wore um I haven't worn a fitted hat since I was in ninth grade and uh I had big poofy ninth grade emo hair and that's what fit I had enough hair to make it fit and uh I wear a 7 and a half I'm wearing a 7 to 5/8 so please forgive me if my hat dips during the recording of this episode Taylor uh I have a quick question for you Taylor how's my nose does it appear wet does it PE it feels wet it's not wet okay hey guys what's going on it's your boy Michael Ridley today's date is August 28th uh it's 2 p.m. CST in the great town of Austin Texas we're here we're back for another episode of radio Ridley radio and I have Nick V with me at R3 what up I'm feeling good we out here oh man it was so funny what were we doing what were we doing last night Nick tell them what we were doing tell the people what we were doing last night on the way home on the way home in the Miata yeah oh yeah dude we were uh we saw a lot of homeless people that looked kind of sleepy streets were on fire last night yeah and to be fair it was [ __ ] three in the morning so yeah it was their bedtime I'm like you [ __ ] losers but yeah in the middle of the night and I'm like so uh we thought we thought donuts and a Miata would wake him up yeah and it did yeah yeah there was nothing like uh there's like a there's like a bus stop by your house yeah and we [ __ ] there's a there's a if you guys if you guys are in Austin you guys might know there's this one 7-Eleven that's just a war zone yeah it is a it's a famous 7-Eleven where the owner plays classical music to keep the homeless off the porch yeah yeah they he blast classical music be really funny if they all got smarter yeah like when a baby like when you make a baby listen to classical music yeah like but they're still they're just homeless but they're like in a suit swirling swirling it reminds me that reminds me of the crackhead from uh the crackhead from Boondocks he's like I'd like to pitch some crack those crack eggs we were talking about we're on R SL crack yeah we did we did Mike Eaton's podcast and we were talking about r/ crack smokers there's like whole Reddit dedicated to crack smoking individuals who are like sharing tricks of the trade as far as like the best ways to [ __ ] roast The Rock and that [ __ ] yeah and they're arguing like they're like nah that breathing Tech breathing technique is [ __ ] bro you got you a good pipe you need a good screen yeah yeah get you a good pipe get you a good screen [ __ ] just [ __ ] take a straight bell ringer and get a [ __ ] bell ringer that's R yeah that's like their term it's like when you hit a fat Rock when you take a fat [ __ ] rip off of a crack rock and it it makes your head ring they call it a bell ringer it's the the moment it's like I can only I've never smoked crack but I could imagine it's like this hell yeah dude thank you uh I've never smoked crack but I could imagine uh after you hit it your ears just feel like a flashbang went off in a one-bedroom apartment yeah just yeah well when he said it it made sense to me like right when he said bell ringer I'm like oh yeah of course of course yeah hoodies off dude we were doing uh we doing burnouts we were doing burnouts uh whipping shitties dude if you're from where I'm from we're doing burnouts dude in front of the homeless people and waking them up I don't know I've been a I've just become a menace I've been a menace dude I'm ever since the Miata no no no no no I was already a menace but then you know I chilled out tried to grow up and then uh now we had to buy I bought the Miata again and now I'm just [ __ ] in it I'm I'm back in my I'm back in my little menacing [ __ ] I'm doing burnouts I'm doing donuts Taylor's in the car with me the other day we had some twisties and he was like oh [ __ ] Mike's going like 80 and it feels like safe yeah cuz the car is just it's so grounded yeah it's just old man spec yeah independent suspension on all Wheels yeah 50/50 weight distribution what you know about that you know about the perfectly designed it's crazy they spent all this money designing this car and then it just like the end user is me there [ __ ] Japanese dude staring at blueprints like how do we make this better and then like 25 years later it's just us sliding around being like some guy some guy who used to work on planes in the second world war mhm like Japanese dude yeah literally people died to make this car like dude we should make this homish people up yeah dude dump the clutch wake up these crackheads oh my God guys welcome to radio Ridley radio I'm your host Michael Ridley I am [ __ ] tired God it's a little toasty in the studio today I did have yeah the ghost energy is gone I got [ __ ] I got bit dude I was trimming my dog's nails and he [ __ ] got my ass look at this cartoony ass bite mark I got they can't see oh okay well it's I have like individual teeth marks from my dog god god dude it's brutal yeah it hurts like I'm I'm injured inred my freaking dog man I don't know he's just woke up and he was in a bad mood he's never bit me he's never bit me while I was trimming his nails he's like nipped at me like hey he just gets scared the pressure of the nail trimming freaks him out and I'm like dude you're fine but if I don't cut him he's too old you know if I don't cut him he's too old and he has arthritis so I have to do it that's a [ __ ] he [ __ ] got you huh yeah he got my ass dude he's a [ __ ] he's a sweet boy he's a good dog it's just he hates his nails getting trimmed I like how there's no there's no non Looney Tunes way to get bit that's very you know what I mean it's always like it'd be like if every time you got into a fight you had a cartoon black eye mhm yeah okay I can't I can't hold it anymore but I'm going to go in Greater detail we were [ __ ] driving in the Miata I can't hold it anymore it's all I'm thinking about I got to get it out I have a new sworn enemy and it's [ __ ] cyclists and uh we're driving behind this guy I see him we're driving behind this guy and I see him I'm like yo there's like a whole bike lane he's like in the street he's in the street and I pull up next to him and I get like right up behind him and then we end up meeting at a stop light and uh he looks into my window so I roll down my window to talk to him and it's funny because we're listening to uh we're listening to Rave Girl by Bass Hunter yeah yeah she's my little Rave girl I turn it down I roll the window down and this guy is like uh it's funny because he's like foreign too and he he goes did you know I can use I can use uh whatever part of the road I want right yeah and I just look out the window and I go yeah then uh stay in the [ __ ] bike lane then stay in the [ __ ] bike lane then you agot and then I and then I dump the clutch and [ __ ] so scared up he he immediately knew you know what's funny about that is he's so used to a confrontation yeah is that he had the line ready he had the you didn't shock him by being mad no he was like you know I can do this it's like yeah you can yeah like I don't know it just made me really mad it did make me mad because it's the entitlement of the bike LAN people it's like this whole city is like if you go by my house if you go by my apartment the roads are all covered in [ __ ] it's it's just the roads suck the roads are horrible and then uh but they have a fresh new bike lane the bike lane is brand new like they're just they're they're it's like they're updating everything but the [ __ ] roads yeah the the [ __ ] it was Darion told me a couple years ago they did Austin's like the most one of the most bikable cities in the US now because a few years ago they did a huge Pro they spent like millions of dollars making the bike Lanes yeah and then this dude bikes on the road and gets mad I dude I really that's what pissed me off because you should get jumped doing that honestly really should get jumped he gets mad at me he's like you know I can use the road I'm like yeah but the city spent all this money for you guys to have bike lanes and the roads are in such shitty condition use the [ __ ] bike lane also try to argue with me in spandex yeah you know in a dude he was in a he was in the suit like he was he wasn't like a dude commuting he was a [ __ ] you know I'm doing this because this is my hobby and I have two Hobbies riding a bike and being a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah being a [ __ ] [ __ ] biking is cool but also biking to Nowhere is super gay yeah I always hate to like biking with no Des yeah I use I use a bike to get around because my car is broken but right I don't know I always wonder if those guys like bring a change of clothes and they like they they get done with their day at work and then change and then they're walking out of work like I'll see you guys later and they're like in their gay spandex dude there it's the gayest it's the only it's the only sport where you could be so you could be so good at it and you're still kind of it's just the fuest looking thing yeah some let's go back to I Love The Love The Hobby hate the people it was like the perfect example of that where I'm just like it's so funny because that guy is pretty gay right the the cyclist pretty gay guy mhm but like I'm in a Miata and the only person who's gayer than me is that guy so it was like a perfect like life cycle it was a perfect like [ __ ] uh what is it called the what is it called the food chain of gayus yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it was like the perfect food chain of gayness like Miata driver with his buddy eats the guy on a bike two two dudes in a Miata listening to DOTA I'm don't get the [ __ ] off the bike is yeah the only two guys he's the only gayer guy on earth compared to us yeah it it's it's just it's just the image of like two dudes in the Miata had to stop like getting in a verbal confrontation with a guy on a bike in spandex I just thought but also the Miata is the smallest car ever so if you we don't have enough room for me yeah and the thing is is he wasn't making any room he's in the middle of the lane it's not like he was a quarter over like he was in the middle dude he was annoying it was so [ __ ] annoying to do that I could see him I could see him like a quarter mile Hees I bet that's his thing yeah I bet I bet noad he does that all day and he gets into like three or four confrontations and he goes home and he jerks off about it yeah he stares in the mirror mhm and like uh jerks off under the Spandex and then he like jizzes through it yeah and he goes you know I'm allowed to do this you know I can do this here he just goes over his lines I can use any part of the road I can use any it's dude it made me so mad that yeah well the fact that the city has made so many like it's dude the bike lanes are nicer than the actual roads and I'm like dude just use him dude use him dude I was so good on you for confronting him yeah he needed a check that guy needed a check bro love checking dudes been sping lately dude I've been [ __ ] I have no patience anymore I'm losing I'm losing when when I first came here I was kind of chill I was really nice I'm still pretty nice for the most part but like I spazzed on a lady who asked me for a pen downtown like what happened Middle School spazzed on her I was uh I was walking from I was walking from the gym to Creek and this lady who was she was helping a homeless person she wasn't homeless but she she was like this white lady with purple hair and she was really frantic oh no and I'm like you're not from here I don't know what right they got tourists come in and they get trapped in the in the tricks of the of the of the street people but she asked she's just like do you have a pen and I politely said no like really nicely the first time I said no I don't have a pen P sorry I did this thing you know every time someone asks you for something downtown you sorry yeah and she looked at me like straight like and she goes oh in that whole bag you don't have a pen in that whole backpack oh my god oh in the whole back you don't have a pen so now so now you're asking me to basically dump my entire inventory so you can help this homeless person because you're a self righteous liberal [ __ ] also my pen also the second I give it to her not taking it back there's So Many Factors I need it's like I get it I could have just given her the pen I understand but the second she went oh really you don't have a and I looked at went no I don't like that and I like and then she like looked at me and I literally I literally to a woman to a woman I've never to a woman I've never met in my entire life just a lady I went and her friends her friends her friends are standing over there and they're like they're like embarrassed yeah and and then she uh lady I never would have thought a lady with purple hair she went du back and then called me an agot no way she went she went you [ __ ] agot and then and I scream laughed and then and then she scream laughed we both walked away nice that was it but I'm starting to like so what you got her to break her liberal code no she did like a she did like a she raised you ever you ever get an argument with a girl and they laugh but I'm like oh you're crazy it's not she didn't think it was funny oh she's doing the crazy girl laugh she got she was like crazy oh no yeah yeah yeah which is but yeah just I'm starting to snap dude cuz a lady I've never met in my life I literally looked at her in the face like a thing you only do to your roommates yeah yeah you're having a roommate argument in public yeah yeah yeah yeah that's pretty crazy lady I just dude I'm starting to I'm starting to like I don't know man I had it happen um it's just been recently the tried to rob me I did the same thing I [ __ ] swung on him immediately oh when did this happen this was like uh a year ago oh God no not even not even like some tried to rob you here someone tried to rob me at a bus stop here I was sitting of what that's what I'm saying I had like an iPhone 8 in your grandma's chain yeah did you have that my Grandmama got me this chain that is a [ __ ] Friday ass chain yeah dude it is a it's a really old chain did your grandma get you that my dad did oh yeah when I was like a Todd oh yeah they cool yeah and I'd wear it to school and it was like a rapper chain on me cuz I was little and the kids are like is that like the teachers were like Is that real gold like you shouldn't send your toddler to school with real gold yeah rob me yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know I'm trying to think of the last time you get I feel like me and you both get in confrontations like it's been I've been in I've been in a safe stretch for a second it was like every day dude well it's cuz people uh people just assume you know people size us up you know mhm you're a short guy I'm an Asian guy I'm eating Wafers yeah you're eating Wafers you have a Nitro cold brew what the [ __ ] I was to be fair the dude who tried to rob me I was sitting with my legs crossed oh no I was sitting like this in a linen jacket playing chess on my phone incredible I think the dude was like yeah yeah you yeah you could have been dressed like [ __ ] a curious as George's Handler with a newspaper just [ __ ] yeah yeah just because I'm dressed like this yeah just because I'm dress this way does not mean I act that way yeah yeah but yeah he just tried to he just tried to get my phone from me and the way it played out he lean he like [ __ ] tried to punk me out and when he leaned in to try to punk me out I swung on him did you get him connect no no I was so close though cuz I had to hit him I was standing I was sitting at a on the bench the bus stop and so to hit a dude to stand up and so much movement and we're both [ __ ] our adrenalin are both mhm so you got to take a deep breath and make a decision yeah no I didn't it wasn't it was a weird thing it was just like I knew yeah I just had that like he's going to hit me if I don't hit him and if I I [ __ ] swung up like this and if you would have been wearing a hat I would have hit the hat like that's about I miss by the distance of my hand MH and then violence is violence is necessary super necessary and I don't want I don't want you'll never convince me that it's not especially in such a pacifi this pacified world that we live in it's just that's kind of the TR there's there's truth to Good Times make weak men because here's the thing man good times make weak men that doesn't mean that there aren't [ __ ] nefarious villains amongst you yeah dude like yeah just because most of the people are good doesn't mean that you don't have to defend yourself from those [ __ ] there's still [ __ ] out there there's a lot of [ __ ] there's a lot of [ __ ] out there despite like the the world is the most peaceful it's ever been despite all the war despite all the Death this is the safest Earth has ever been yeah like as far as human existence goes but we still have that Primal desire for violence that's why people fight on the internet yeah that's why people [ __ ] and it's so funny like the modern day equivalent of a uh like the modern day equivalent of like um a battle is like two people yelling each other like this just two people yelling at each other like this in public and then they and then they make their own each person is making their own narrative so that when they post it online they look like they're righteous when in the reality is you guys are just two dumb asses who don't have like common courtesy or spatial awareness and people get caught doing it now I think you could get away with it back in the day but yeah I saw this video of a of a dude like definitely egging a dude on and making a situation and then the dude got mad and he pulled his phone out and he's like this guy's racist it's like yeah dude it's the phone thing is [ __ ] I want to smack a phone out of somebody's hand oh dude I do I do it with my friends but like to actually do it to someone be would be great yeah hey uh I'm gonna I'm going to hit pause real quick can we hit pause you're listening to the R3 podcast you know we got a sponsor on the show you know and I bringing him to banana a phone at the creek in the cave every 10 every Sunday at 10: p.m. you'll catch me with a dick laser and it's a little laser pointer where I shine a dick on people and it's It's the funniest [ __ ] thing ever and if you guys want to get one um go to Dick lasers.com use promo code sweaty for 10% off at checkout and that's you're laughing but this is real I'm actually sponsored by a dick shaped laser pointer company funny it's like I know but you that's you know that's the first time any human has said the sentence you just said right yeah I know is a quintessential it's a quintessential like oh Ridley's first sponsor is a company that makes dick shaped laser pointers also just out of content yo go to Dick lasers.com promo code sweaty like that's an unreal sentence I know I never thought I would say that that's so sick you go back in time 10 years and you're like yo uh Michael so I know you just started comedy but keep going one day you're going to get sponsored by a company that makes dick shaped laser pointers you I'm going to be like what I got to go the Portal's closing got all right buddy keep going bye love keep going Portal's like all right dude keep trust the process August 4th you're going to Sho your pants August 4th 2024 bring another pair of draws B it's the R3 podcast there it there it is dude it was just like a [ __ ] this in my ass the whole time we were recording I had just a I just had a ball of gas in my ass yeah maybe it's I mean maybe it's cuz you you're blowing your fart away I've never seen anyone do that in my life that's such a funny move still rolling yeah all right cool bro that's such a funny move the fart I've never seen someone blow back at the fart we start back at the fart and keep the fart oh God do we keep the do we keep you know you know what you you should you should cut so funny yeah start right at the fart yeah cut back at the fart sorry guys I had to hit pause there for a second bro it's it's been a while I know it's been seven days and I had to fart and I just uh you know it was brutal like I can I was doing like we're like 20 minutes into the Pod I'm [ __ ] like yo why the [ __ ] is my booty ho like bro I just had like a golf ball of gas in my ass like a perfect sphere of gas and I'm like yo do I have to [ __ ] it's crazy like yo do you do you get diarrhea no not really man for much for the [ __ ] IAT yeah exactly how old are you 24 all right dude give it 6 years and call me back cuz uh ever since I turned 30 I'm going to tell you right now do being your 30s you unlock like a new thing you you get two things age 30 you get knee pain and then age 31 my your butthole you get a update your butthole gets a patch yeah your butthole gets a your butthole gets an update where now um your uh your ability to hold your [ __ ] in your ass yeah is now dictated by a Tony Hawks Pro Skater balance meter and every day of my life I'm just trying to keep that thing in the middle and the longer I go the harder and more [ __ ] the the harder it is to maintain that and sometimes your boy you fall over and you poop your pants it happens like about I'm at like when's the last time you [ __ ] your pants we talk about that uh August 3rd that's crazy to have a date August 3rd cuz I can remember but I did the date is that's funny well cuz I [ __ ] I go once a month once a month I'll [ __ ] my pants I'm due it's August it's August 28th once a month huh once a month 12 shits a year 12 [ __ ] your pants a year bro that's a lot I go through a lot of draws I go through a lot of draws and it sucks I knew there was something off I was like what what there's something off and we didn't turn the logo on every every time I [ __ ] my pants I don't know if youve ever it's the most humbling thing what [ __ ] your pants is the most humbling thing you can do dude I almost [ __ ] my pants on stage at Mothership I almost did a mother [ __ ] I held it in I was holding it in my dude on stage yeah imagine being on stage at the mother ship and my balance meter is like going left and right and I'm killing I kill in the open mic yeah this was like back in May that's so funny it's [ __ ] brutal dude I I don't know what the [ __ ] has happened to my butthole dude I don't even eat crazy [ __ ] anymore I don't even dude like yeah exactly that's my be hole looks just like that I'm just whoa whoa whoa just left and right left and right yeah I don't know dude it's just been um I got full control in my [ __ ] incredible I'm a young man I guess that's incredible I had I I got a little bit of knee pain the last week though it went away but I was like I remember it scared me I'm like oh [ __ ] this is F this is the beginning of the end it's creeping in it's so bad I don't my [ __ ] uh I don't know dude my [ __ ] uh just it's just once a month I had to check my phone I was [ __ ] my pants was like all right August 3rd all right cool cuz I'm trying to plan I'm like all right dude uh September 3rd all right just have a day free my wife's birthday is that weekend I'm like oh I can't [ __ ] my I can't [ __ ] my pants my wife's birthday happy birthday honey we have to go home now why stop asking questions that's divorce dude no it's not I'm just kidding she she knows I poop my pants she knows dude what a nice lady I know dude she's she's the greatest she's so patient and so understanding and she's like oh make sure you get no no no she'll like bring me underwear oh that's so cool I'll be in there I'm like it happened it happened what hey hey I anyone listening need that dud yeah get you get you a shorty that'll bring you some draws when you sole your draws get you a shorty get you some crisp fresh draws last thing you need imagine imagine you're having a you literally [ __ ] your pants you're having a crisis and a lady's like are you [ __ ] serious like she really like dude I can't I don't need there's already poop in my pants you're meeting my grandmother today yeah yeah she should herself too you did this on purpose so you wouldn't have to meet her like no no I I just ate I just had a not cheese from 7-Eleven the nacho cheese I I had a imagine [ __ ] your pants it's like my mom was right about you what are you talking myself [ __ ] shitty booty boy she told me not to marry you you shitty booty boy my mother she told me she sat me down the week that I brought you home the week I brought you home she sat me down she said he's a shitty booty boy and I can I can smell him from here this girl called me fart boy over text the other day oh my God that was pretty funny fart boy yeah yeah do you fart in front of her no I can't remember what the [ __ ] how it happened but she just started calling me fart boy and then it was like yeah go ahead fart boy it was the whole thing I uh one time I ordered a BLT I'm like 20 I wonder how this story is going to end I'm 26 or 27 years old I ordered a BLT I get the check back yeah the server put me down as BLT kid on the receip I was livid how old were you mad I was like 27 Oh that's [ __ ] upset and this girl is server is like 16 she's just was like BLT kid pretty funny though no no angry I would love that7 $17 for a BLT kid no that would make me happy that'd be a blessing I'd keep the raset like I'm [ __ ] BLT kid that [ __ ] pissed me the [ __ ] off Billy The BLT kid you got any trauma you want to talk about you want to go in the trauma Zone oh the trauma Zone dude yeah welcome to the radio Ridley radio trauma Zone if we do this every episode well it's because you're so funny and I'm trying to figure out why you're funny guy and I'm trying to figure out why [ __ ] dude the trauma Zone you can come back to it you want to talk about roast battle uh we had a pretty good weekend dude we had an amazing weekend the battle was a crazy like that was one of the most fun roasts I've ever done in my life yeah I'm exhausted this guys you might be wondering why I'm so [ __ ] you guys might be wondering why I'm so tired I did [ __ ] Friday I did four spots and then I closed it out with a roast battle and I won me and Nick both won our roast battles on Friday that [ __ ] was incredible yeah Ridley had like a [ __ ] dog fight it was yeah yours yours was like yours was like like watching somebody it was like the scene in the prison when the prison movie where the guy's getting booed it was just kind of like oh man I want to turn it off but I can't stop watching that's what your roast battle was like Taylor was there yeah oh you were there it was absolute domination from from uh from nickv Ridley was close Ridley was like one of those championship fights that you're like man that was it was a grind it was good all the way through it was five rounds by decision but it was clear who got went to the judges went to the yeah well yeah it was it was a photo finish yeah but yours was just you got you got out and I think he tried to slip something in on you like at the like before the buzzer maybe before the bell and then it just didn't hit and then you uh it was actually the other way around oh it was okay I Tred I tried to do like a friendly like haha we both look like we're in the Civil War and that completely bombed ouch and then his first joke went nuts that's how it started yeah and then he picked on he tried to say something about having about having a car he made a car joke and that's what set you off on your absolute that's like you know in a fight where like some guy's winning and then the other guy just gets tagged and then they follow him down and just punch him and he's like you know Up Against the Cage that's that what you were doing to poor Billy dude it was so fun I'm so thankful for how that went that was like a dude such a fun yeah cuz he was uh he tried to make fun of me for something yeah it was something about my car yeah or something about me like a car seet like a short guy joke oh yeah yeah yeah he said uh he said I can't remember what the I remember now I remember his jokes weren't bad he said you're the only person I know who's got a car seat in the driver's seat or something like that that's pretty good that's pretty something like that a car seat in the driver's seat would be crazy though like you're like you get in your Uber and you just see like yeah yeah that wasn't the equivalent of him hitting you with his small jab while leaving his head his hand down and then you basically head kicked him right there dude yeah don't you don't you take the bus and the whole crowd was like what an amazing crowd for brought it to real life you and shout out to Der and Irwin who both pulled us aside and was like just do banana phone yeah this isn't a roast battle just do go banana phone mode people people forget the roast battle thing uh people do it like they just they like remember how British people used to do Wars yeah they're like you shoot and then I shoot and then you shoot and then Amer Americans were like nah I'm going to hide in this tree yeah and they were like what and they lost to Farmers yeah that's that's how we do roast battle in Austin it's not as formal as the other videos Austin Yeah Austin roast battle is more like uh it's just live and visceral it's an argument yeah I mean I have jokes but like really I'm going to like yeah dumb ass yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] yeah I told him he smelled like [ __ ] I'm like yeah you guys can't tell from down there but he smells really bad I went up against I went up against Mike Eaton and I said uh Mike Eaton looks like he's on a diet a fake diet he made up himself yeah I'm just supposed to eat Mayo for the next 30 days I did his voice and [ __ ] God damn Mike E looks like a snowman dude yeah someone said it about him one time and now every time I see him I can't unsee it well that's crazy you can like Google Mike Eaton that's crazy that we can like Google most of the Austin comics and they pull up on that's pretty that's sick that's pretty cool I don't think I'm googleable yet I don't think no you are you type it in it's my podcast shows up yeah my yeah R3 shows up and it's the [ __ ] Scottish guy it's the Scottish guy clip that I Google myself a lot to see if you know SEO yeah is working know oh there's him with Lou dude there's him with Lou down there I've seen that picture the picture of him yeah when he opened for Lou Mike Eaton's very good he it was a super funny guy he's super funny guy and he's really good at roast battle and my Rec with rose battle sucks I'm like one and eight but I like I always get edged out by one last joke and they said one last joke and I was just like for the first time doing a roast battle I was like [ __ ] it who cares I got one more yeah and I I [ __ ] dude I was out but I remember a joke that me and mford wrote and it was [ __ ] uh I was like yo if you're here who's putting a girl that's way too drunk in their car I heard that and then it [ __ ] I heard that one go crazy I laughed in the green room I didn't think it was going to hit that hard I was like [ __ ] it I just said he looks like that that's the thing is he looks imagining him doing that is so funny cuz he's just come on yeah get in the car yeah yeah it's [ __ ] Time come on you said you wanted this we were uh we were both on Mike Eaton's podcast uh go check that out love Mike dude love Mike he's great Mike's uh Mike's you know what I like about Mike is that there's there seems to be different kind of fat people mhm and he's Jolly the Jolly fat guy is always cool he's cool yeah you don't want you don't want to go up uh you know do you know what the inverse of Mike Eaton is our friend Darion I've never seen I've never seen a fat dude that also looks like he's malnutritioned at the same time it's like crazy yeah I'm roasting him tomorrow and I haven't written a single thing we should probably yeah pull up some pictures of Dar [ __ ] shaped like a teardrop yeah I was going to say let's write Let's uh let's pull up some pictures you know one thing I've did I did the try and I think this will work on any fat guy yeah but I uh lost to try dude I drew I drew a picture of a circle and I wrote the enemy oh yeah I think I saw you when they when they're like one more joke I'm like I have this and I showed the there's Darion Darion sometimes I will admit to darion's credit sometimes he's looking [ __ ] St yeah look at him dude Dar daranor comedy go follow him my friend fat he used to be he used to be huge that's crazy that you picture of fat you could just Google look at him there dude look at him there that's his profile picture on Instagram I think it's crazy that you could just Google darion's name and then there's a picture of him with fat that's so [ __ ] there's a roast battle with him oh it's Jam in the van Jam in the van yeah he's done a lot of good roast battles him and Nick Co D look at that one look at that picture of him in Los digits shout out Los digits from La roast battle I don't know if he's still doing it it's uh right up there right to the left yep there he was big there I like the crown oh yeah that kind of looks that guy that Los digit guy he's just like a [ __ ] he's like a he's a cholo but he'll go on roast battle and he wears like a [ __ ] he wears a ski mask roasting a Mexican dude in a ski mask with sunglasses it's crazy he's mad funny the L he's good at it Daren God Daran rules dude love that dude Daren dar funny he'll come home he's like he's like classic it's like classic I never had a brother but this is what I imagine having a brother would be kind of yeah cuz he's like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] do you want something to eat that's pretty good like he'll just like bade me and then he's like yo I'm making turkey do you want some I'm like yeah Darion has the face that looks like it should be attached to some sort of like Mo mode of transportation a train the front of the front of a train like Daren looks like a [ __ ] Thomas the Train Tank Engine or like a JJ the Jet Plane character like like just his face attached to the front of a bip plane would be funny as H yeah yeah yeah yeah that's is [Laughter] him oh I hope dude I want to photoshop that last if you can go print print print that out and bring it to the roach battle are going to be like exhibit a dude uh I've never seen JJ the Jet Plane and Daren Irwin in the same room so funny so I got to write that down that's good yeah him like wanting to be JJ the Jet Plane but he was too heavy so right there the yellow thing the helicopter look click the oh that's dirty bro who the that that also what a [ __ ] up like what [ __ ] up nightmare fuel this show is I can't believe this was a real show for the CGI from the early 9s is like the early 2000s early 90s CGI it is Nightmare fuel PS1 Graphics that [ __ ] God it's so un it's just so and then they're like why is my kid have anxiety cuz you [ __ ] showed him that fors [ __ ] God damn it yeah dude what do you what do you what do you want to make are you making it in real time right now that's incredible that's so funny all the all of our uh all of our beautiful thumbnails yeah you you guys uh I will say production value on this Taylor does a great job dude it's [ __ ] and actually I remember waking up today and I'm [ __ ] breaking out on my head and I was mad and I'm like I'm like you guys' cameras are so [ __ ] good I'm sweating my ass off all I can't do anything about that I know I know but it's like it's such it's such good quity beef tall all over yourself that's what someone I heard that the other day beef Tallow i' I've done so much [ __ ] I was on I was on the pills in high school I was onck Accutane yeah well not Accutane the it was like right before that they're like we don't want to hit you with the Accutane Proactive or whatever oh god I've done the proactive I've done the [ __ ] dude the proactive commercial are crazy yeah they're crazy I would use I would use I would use the I would use the plane I would use the plane if we're if it's for the crowd yeah you get the idea oh yeah yeah it kind of yeah like it makes sense like you're a helicopter gay gay the Jet Plane yeah yeah dude got his ass dude I don't know man uh I'm sweating my ass off I'm having like hot flashes I don't know what's wrong with me yeah probably cuz you almost got into a fight on the way here and then you vaping and nicotine like you got Vape nicotine lip nicotine and then whatever the [ __ ] that thing is you haven't eaten today nothing no I haven't I feel so bad you sound like you sound like him you're like I [ __ ] feel bad I'm like what' you do K me I pissed in my closet oh yeah Taylor you want to tell them what happened no no no Taylor was like he pulled me aside at Creek he was like dude I did a bunch of ketamine and I got so drunk I pissed in my closet and then he's expecting me to laugh at that I was just like this is what you do this is what you do on your free time disappointed Asian Dad yeah I had to I was like this is what you do on your free time huh you little friends that come visit town you start [ __ ] around dude mad whenever I go do anything that might put me in danger he get I do I get I get definitely I do that with my friends too I feel I'm I swing I swing towards like they like who we should do this be fun funny to do a rail right now I'm like no don't [ __ ] do drugs well uh Taylor had some friends in town or whatever and we're walking back to the car and uh they're from Portland and they're bringing that like we're drunk on the streets of Portland energy to 7th Street at [ __ ] 2 in the morning it's not good and there's like people arguing and then like uh Taylor's buddies are like chiming into the argument and I pull them aside and I go hey buddy I don't know about you but I got a beautiful woman laying in bed waiting for me to get home safely so I'm going to need you to stop that like you can't do this [ __ ] here you don't don't interact with these people brother cuz if you guys get in the fight I'm going to be straight up I don't have the energy to defend myself right now and I'm going home also you're not from here so I don't care I was like brother I'm I'm telling you right now if you plan on moving here do not [ __ ] with these people everyone who's on the street right now is angry and hasn't gotten [ __ ] and now they're just in fight mode yeah that's like every party town if you're out all the dudes out at 2: a.m. guess what those guys didn't get [ __ ] and now they're ready to beat up a stranger yeah yeah and it's terrifying work cuz you can't fight before [ __ ] no so when pussy's eliminated it's like now all right yeah now I got what am I going to do with all this Jizz in My Balls oh I'm going to stomp a dude's head in and kill him and then we're not going to get caught because the police have been defunded in Austin and and Time Marches On yeah also I'm I'm traveling in a group of 13 yeah it always makes me so mad I'm walking alone and it's 13 black dudes in cowboy boots and I'm like dude [ __ ] please don't kill me you're walking alone and it's [ __ ] 27 Edgars all wearing Jordans yeah looking angry almost got into a fight with [ __ ] we almost got into a fight outside of Creek with like a literal High School like group of high school Mexicans from San Antonio who came to like cuz cuz every once in a while you're on Sixth Street and you see like kids I'm like you're not an adult it's crazy I do sneak yeah they'll just bring liquor and they're like the street is a party for them cuz there's so many girls and like whatever yeah they don't have to be in a bar they can just bring alcohol yeah I get it I would have done the same [ __ ] thing at at at 16 or whatever but these uh these three Edgars dude Edgar cut and everything oh god um were in front of Creek oh God and they it started like friendly but I'm like dude the these guys are [ __ ] some kind of there's like that nefarious energy yes I don't like it yes I'm like I'm like you could swing on me you're being nice to me but you kind you like you want a problem you're like looking for a I don't know it's weird you you but I'm going to say this mind you I love I love Taylor's buddy but I was like Taylor's friends I love him yeah but it was just like the hey man this is a warning I'm warning you because I you know I like you and I don't want our friendship this is a new friendship and I don't want it to be soured by the memory of oh you were yapping to these [ __ ] crazy people and then they initiated like I just hear the Skyrim Battle music start playing yeah just a [ __ ] the sound when when a dragon is flying around in Skyrim that's what every time I like oh [ __ ] where's it at dude I just see a health bar you're just walking downtown you just see a health bar you're like oh no what [ __ ] I had have [ __ ] happened like three three no two days ago I think I was I was biking home uh yeah I'm straight up you have to paint the picture okay yeah all right we're going to paint the picture all right so you're like so you're walking down Town Austin with your boys and they're like yo you some guys are like yo what's good and you're like yo what's up we're having a party it's a good time and they're like nah we're not nah bro I don't like that it's just on the drop of a hat just very weird yeah because you're like you know you know you know the bad one what is a dude looks at you and he goes you good a dude yeah yeah you're walking down you're walking downtown and you just you do one of these to somebody like your path crosses theirs and you look at them and they look at you and you might just have like a stock default like face I do this every I go the White purse lips head nod howdy and the guy's like you good yeah hey bro you good that one I had it happened to me [ __ ] recently this guy just asked me if I was good hey hey what the [ __ ] your problem fool hey bro hey bro I think this hey yo I think that Chinese [ __ ] with the mullet talking [ __ ] bro hey hey bro what's really good then bro you got a problem bro yeah dude so many times and inventory knife yeah cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese letuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce lettuce equip ebony two-handed sword yeah [ __ ] fast forward hey that's that [ __ ] right there [Music] get his ass fool yeah hey bro we really about that action hey yo yo hey yo pause it real quick play it right after I say this hey bro you good find the find the dun 10 hours yeah how' they get it for 10 that's me crazy who needs this for 10 hours us right now incredible but yeah you guys get it I had a I had a [ __ ] Skyrim that's so funny I just going to play it's going to play in my head every time I have a [ __ ] interaction now it kind of makes it it makes it easier to handle a fight so funny dude it's hard to skip around cuz it's 10 hours long I know it's hard to find the exact sound clip that we want it's a 30 second s we're literally trying to find an audio needle in the Hast stack yeah just type it back into the search bar I bet there there it is yeah the very beginning that's it yeah get uh Max the volume on it it's like too quiet I have the volume right nah bro I'm just trying to get back to my car fire that's me with pepper spray dude yeah it's I've been calling pepper spray a fire spell dude and it's like pepper spray is underrated dude all the a lot of guys it's like a we have a mental barrier like I can't have pepper spray that's gay mhm if you had the dude it's a fire spell you can have on go on Reddit and type in pepper spray go on Reddit hey keep the Skyrim Battle music tab open keep the keep the Skyrim Battle tab open now I see this one video on Reddit with this guy pepper spray yeah I'm so sure it'll come up I thought I was going to have to get a guy recently dude I actually gave my pepper spray away to a [ __ ] girl which is I kind of regret but go to ig r pepp pepper spray wow there's a [ __ ] oh my god dude it's like r/ crack smokers but just pepper spray all right go to uh public freakout go to r/u freakout go to public freakout yeah that's right there you got it this is a major dopamine button for me yeah this is me all right now now search in our public freak out pepper spray dude I've been trying I've been trying to not watch reals and [ __ ] avoid memes and Instagram and then when something gets pulled up I'm like like holy [ __ ] dude man gets pepper sprayed by prostitute woman pepper sprays guys threatening her with a knife I love these videos bro wow Australian a boo [ __ ] you man gets pepper sprayed by prostitute yeah six months ago that's crazy probably just didn't pay her I'm guessing whoa not in the CRV bro RP dude you paying for [ __ ] with a CRV is crazy work oh [ __ ] yep the Skyrim music the Skyrim music goes [Music] hard oh dude that sucks the window going up the music oh [ __ ] dude bro imagine imagine the the post nut Clarity shame of paying for a pro well one even just just jerking off is already like why did I do that and then prostitute and then you're in that and you you're pepper sprayed in your CRV this is funny dude the music makes this so great what the [ __ ] all right so this guy's pulling out his knife now a red guard dude classic Red Guard action oh no oh no he's yank oh oh did did she get swiped with the knife no he picked something up and threw it at her incredible does he get pepper sprayed is she pepper sprayed him as he was at the table trying to yank stuff off oh my God agitated Red Guard that's why he threw he threw her phone or wallet in her face cuz she pepper spray him on a [ __ ] BMX bike it's crazy that it's always a BM dude you see a grown man on a BMX bike yeah expect problems dude skateboard too honestly yeah skateboard kind of I hate seeing I hate seeing women getting assaulted in public like that on videos and then there's just dudes there yeah God I was just I was just going to talk I just stopped the [ __ ] thing on my way home like two days ago this dude was like I was coming up the hill on my bike and I see this dude like kind of pulling this girl around by her hoodie oh no and it looked kind of bad you know oh no and he didn't see me at first but I walked up and it kind of looked like he hit he was far but like made sure I got up the hill and I just kind of made sure I was like yo I'm here like what's up and he stopped yeah dude here's me dude with a bike in my hand like so not ready to fight hey yeah dude hey what do you hey buddy yeah it's like a a woman like getting [ __ ] assaulted by a giant dude Inc comes 4 fo9 Nick hey stop that cease hey bro hey hey brother hey pal SL your [ __ ] roll dick when he saw me he got embarrassed oh wow cuz it was in the night usually he was like there's no one around so he's like thought he was getting away with something and when he saw me come up on him he like got embarrassed and so he stopped and he W he kind of walked by me with his head down and I like did one of these like looked right at at him and I stood there I'm like you guys good I said it really loud and neither of them replied and then she like walked out of this little apartment thing next to me and I just I talked to her for a little bit and walked her to a gas station and I was like hey what the [ __ ] you all right like that didn't look good she's like what did you see I'm like nothing good but I walked her to a gas station and uh she's like yeah I just met this guy whatever I'm going to go stay at my mom's tonight um whatever the [ __ ] but you know yeah basically a dude was beating a girl up and I just like stood there and eyed him down and he stopped sometimes that's all it takes well he was just he was he was like throwing a fit he was throwing a he was throwing a fit like a tantrum no [ __ ] fit like a t yeah like a toddler and I like stood there and was like I'll kill you and he was bigger he was taller than me but he was really skinny super emotional that's the worst yeah that's the real that's that's like yeah I feel bad for I feel bad for the girls that like get tricked into dating that guy a 6 foot through toddler that's literally what he was just a [ __ ] and uh give me [ __ ] I want [ __ ] so bad you won't give it to me I'mma hit you yeah cuz he was like he was like he was like punching the fence and he was all upset I want [ __ ] now how dare you so dumb Jesus bro yeah and then dude yeah I knew I knew a girl that uh told me a story she was like yeah he if I if I said not now he start crying and then I give it to him crying is crazy crying for cry is crazy holy [ __ ] that's crazy want [ __ ] now it's crazy it's crazy yeah and you know hey guess who I saw her with uh day later who same guy oh no it made me so mad they don't learn sitting yeah I know that's why I won't like and a lot of people are like we should have kicked that guy's ass I'm like no because the girl will be back with I'll stay I'll stand there and make sure that she doesn't get killed right then but I know she'll the next day she'll be back with yeah yeah you this the thing is like sometimes you got to be a white night but going out of your way to be one is no I think you have a you have a line where you're like okay I'm not going to watch this happen in front of me people are [ __ ] idiots people sh then you realize they're just two dumb asses that are having sex that's like the most dangerous that's like the most dangerous combination just two emotional dumb asses yeah that have sex and they don't like you're obvious obvously neither of you guys are mature enough for a relationship so you're just always fighting and then your neighbors have to he you're hard enough to like want to yeah yeah yeah yeah and then you the what I hated was like seeing couples that are just uh they're always fighting and they're always dragging each other online and then they're back together on Facebook and then they break up on Facebook and then they get back together on Facebook it's like yo just just stop stop making it public I don't care please stop stop stop dragging like both your friend groups into this [ __ ] it's embarrassing you guys are also like 27 years old small town [ __ ] yeah that small town [ __ ] the small town relationship sometimes people do it in big cities but small town [ __ ] is very like you know I'm going to check the jail roster o my friend from high school got a DUI it's like you're 40 yeah like find something better to do the the drama online I remember remember going on Snapchat in high school and you click on a girl's thing and it's just a paragraph oh my God and she's I'm like it's I'm getting rid of the FES and the snakes and this [ __ ] like you know throw and shade it beef beef online is we're just talking about that people don't like the war is on the phone now yeah yeah that's where you get we have this well the thing is the world has the world has advanced farther faster than our brains can so we still have like this Primal desire for conflict because our our uh the human RAC has survived off of that for so many years thousands of years of conflict and you know fighting and physical physicality and violence and then now we it's like oh we can just go buy food yeah I don't have to go Club I don't have to Club an Albanian yeah I don't have to Club you know and then then and we're also like people America in itself like shouldn't exist like the concept of America like yeah all these different races living together and [ __ ] like that like our of course like it's brand new and you're trying to force like you're trying to force like this prehistoric like tribal aspect of our brain to like ignore that yeah and it's like dude no this naturally I shouldn't exist like I'm 50% from the Philippines and then 50% from like Anglo-Saxon like those two genetic pools shouldn't exist yeah and I I like America I like interacting with everybody yeah I love America and I love the multiculturalism of it but I do also understand like rampant racism I understand it yeah but it's like if you think of it comparatively in the last like let's compare the 60s to now yeah it's way better this is way better I'd much rather have I saw I saw a [ __ ] post the other day it was about the the the Olympics in Germany in like 36 yeah it was it was the Nazi one and it was there yeah dude and and it was before it was before the Nazis it was funny cuz there's this period where everyone was hype on the Nazis cuz they hadn't done anything crazy yet they're just like yo the economy [ __ ] rules like that's he was everyone was super jazzed to be a everyone was super Jaz pre pre 43 they the economy was good they're like yo we're back these guys are getting it together nice yeah they just lost WW1 a a a black a black I can't remember his name he's super famous and people are going to drag me for not knowing this but it was a black Sprinter I think or some kind of athlete he's he's like they treated me better in Germany than they did in the US he said in the US to compete in his own events he'd have to go through the back door of the stadium and he said in literal Nazi Germany they were like oh hello how's like they're nice to him and and people like will drag Nazis all day I'm like dude you're Grandpa was worse than literally literally a dude with a SWAT Sak's arm shook that dude's hand your grandpa called him the n-word in a diner like like it goes on both Sid people love to play that yeah here's like uh it's funny it's funny to me because like it's funny to me because I know [ __ ] so [ __ ] good now that people are just finding [ __ ] to complain about like I'll take 2024 racism over 1965 racism any day any day because they do this thing like what when I figured out what um when they coined the term microaggression I was like dude shut the [ __ ] up like if that if if like a small little like kind of a racially charged comment destroys you like bro don't don't leave the house yeah you know what I mean yeah like if you're about to [ __ ] like let's say I'm about to [ __ ] a chick right I'm single I'm a young Asian man about to [ __ ] a chick very rare oh oh yeah and she says and she says uh oh it's so big for an Asian guy and then I go excuse me and I'm like zipping up my pants angrily excuse me like I want to make the zipper noise or like no dude you're going to get Co you're going to get coochie what are you talking about you is that little thing G to people people love to uh it's like you you know what I you know what I like is like uh the people who it's like the one you see a Bananaphone you see a Bananaphone where they're like you better not better not say the one thing you better not you see what audience members no no a dude on a dude on stage will go up on stage with this attitude of like o they make a black joke about me I'm like what what are you I don't know I don't know to explain it yeah people get upset about the uh Muhammad yall made a good point and he said Muhammed Yu is a uh he's he's a comic in Austin that his family immigrated from Africa and he's a very funny guy yeah he's super funny I'm trying to get him on Rose battle MH he he's got to learn he's got it dude also uh Muhammad's he's like the most humble I'll tell him he's funny he's like no I'm like yeah no you're super you yell funny [ __ ] but he he made a he used to hang out with uh super left people where he was from they're all like you know social justice whatever and he said he feels way more at home here because people bust his balls and he said it feels more uncomfortable there because they're like trying to coddle you and tiptoe around tiptoe around it's like bro just can I just have a human experience take the training wheels off and stop yeah yeah well where I'm from is like I came up with like dude at one point in my childhood uh I think it was like frozen marshmallows they had Frozen marshmallows it was winter time and they were just pelting me with these marshmallows like I was in the sixth grade these kids in my neighborhood were pelting me with M uh Marsh Frozen marshmallows yeah and they were calling me cat eater that's funny that's crazy how old are you I was like 11 or 12 that's sick and I wanted to be that's a formative experience yeah that's what I'm saying I'm like I don't know dude I've I've experienced like real racism and then it was like to them it was funny and like I don't know looking back it's kind of funny it's funny it's kind of funny but Frozen marshmallows yeah Frozen marshmallows of all things but yeah that's that's I'll take that version of racism versus oh they guy is talking to white women let's kill them yeah there was this thing um Filipino dudes are actually like in the 60s were pulling mad white [ __ ] yeah yeah there was this uh you missed out no no you're never mind cash in yeah you cashed in I cashed in on that so like there were uh there were these things called the like taxi discos or some [ __ ] and they were like in in California a bunch of Filipino dudes came to California in the 60s and they were just pulling so many white chicks and the white dudes in the Californian 60s were like hell no cuz they were like dancers they were good they were singers they were funny they had RZ like Filipino dudes have RZ and it's just like that's the only way any Filipino dude gets laid it's just like hey how are you yeah they're also happy people oh you're so beautiful I'm so lucky to be able to speak with you can I have [ __ ] now yeah give me the [ __ ] just a girl who's never been treated that good in her life there a girl who just gets punched in the face for burning a steak Yeah in the meanwhile he's like I brought you flowers and she's just [ __ ] sucking that dude off and then the white guys are like how the [ __ ] are they doing this like like what buy you're buying these broads flowers now yeah what was it called yeah the Filipino dudes in the 60s with white women it was like a dude they were like ta tax disco or something you'll still run into people I think uh yeah that's what I like I heard Sam Hy talk about this he dated a black girl at one point and he said he'd walk around with her and like other black dudes would give him this [ __ ] look oh dude of like don't do that why are you doing this yeah and then those same black dudes will never date that black chick yeah it's crazy it's very weird yeah shout out to Boy Bill Burr dude yeah Bill Burr yeah you're yeah he's Paving the way for for you types of people yeah dude you types of people well I mean no yeah yeah Ginger is one letter away from it's true it's very true one two letter swaps away from gingers gingers n it's gingers no dude the black girls love gingers dude black girls love Ginger dudes that's the thing black girls like Asian dudes too do they yeah like when I was single back in Virginia it was all like Latino women and and black girls they they loved me but it was all the white chicks it was Southern wait go back back one what happened the the picture you just had up that's Tanner Migo's parents dude I swear to God that's exactly I went to their house yeah just Stern he's like a Jiu-Jitsu black belt oh sick Stern Asian guy like shook my hands super cauliflower ear and then his mom's just the nicest like yeah yeah Tanner miglio is uh I love that kid is he doing have you seen him uh I know he's I know he's uh active he seems busy yeah he's seem busy right now I haven't seen him at mik got he really likes he's got a job he's got another he's got the ymh job yeah that's good Migo rules dude that's like Dude I I I keep him keep him safe there's a few people in this town where I where I go I got to keep this guy safe any any opportunity you know the thing with amigo2 is he's he's uh I mean I'm not that much older than him at all or anything but for how young he he's smart he's not dumb no he's perceptive and uh you see you see I mean I'm I'm dumb too cuz I'm young so we I see it come out in him and me but yeah that kid's going to [ __ ] a he's a he's smart all right yeah I don't know what I'm saying but Tanner rules dude shout out Tanner yeah guys go look him up yeah he works for ymh he is at a pretty funny uh kill Tony appearance and he's a great has he done roast battle before he just did his first one yeah that's good he did the funniest uh he did this thing I helped him print the picture out or whatever but so the dude he was roasting his dad got the dad uh he got killed by he got Beat to Death by a baseball bat Leno Leno oh yeah and he goes uh yeah it's really unfortunate for Leno um I have this picture of his dad the night of the incident no and he pulls a picture out and it's a baseball and it like demolishes like the whole room was like no that's the kind of that's the kind of humor he does he like silly like young Goofy yeah he's like you know what I like about Tanner iglio yeah his comedic prowess is like twerp maxing just going to be a [ __ ] I'm just and I like major dude and I've noticed this is like I've been doing comedy for a long time and now I'm starting to see like gen Z is doing comedy now yeah and like dude the young the younger like younger white Comics or you know younger white uh looking Comics twerp I'm just going to be a little I'm going to be a little I'm going to be a little brother little stink I'm going to be a little stinker and people love it energy Dennis the Menace like I'm going to be a little twerp I'm going to be a little lovable T Bart Simpson level [ __ ] where it's like oh dude if you were like a little fat guy we would hate you but that you're you're just a little cutie being a [ __ ] little [ __ ] and like the the the just deposition of that the visual of like oh this is a nice sweet boy I'm just kidding I'm a little [ __ ] that [ __ ] rules to me he he does that thing he'll do he'll do that on stage he's like you know he'll have a joke about like yeah my mom took my vape [ __ ] and adults love that yeah but then like the next thing he like hey nice tits lady like the next thing he does so it's just like like that yeah yeah yeah roasting you he's like your shoes are old yeah you know yeah yeah yeah or uh or like o you look stinky yeah that one always gets yeah in the middle of his roast the the dude he was roasting was kind of fatter and he pulled the carrot out of pocket oh my God bro ah the whole place pulling a carrot out handing a carrot to a fat dude in a roast and then he took it the dude took the car dude he said he Pavlov trained Leno in the green he kept handing him snacks in the green room and like handing him carrots and [ __ ] and so he he planned it for he planned it out so that when his him so that when he handed it to him he took it and put it in his pocket and as soon as the roast was over dar and was like why would you take the carrot why would you I don't know I just say I don't know that's my Leno impress it sounds like Stitch dude yeah he sounds like Stitch and meatwad mixed together yeah yeah yeah I don't know I just thought you know it's a show I got I love Leno dude Leno Rodriguez he had a great he had some great appearances on Kil Tony as well yeah he's been on I've watched him I was in the room when he got pulled like the first time in Mothership and he was just so goofy and likable yeah like the material was a little h very he rised them he rised them I think Rogan was there and I was like yeah this is crazy it's so crazy watching that show live but um guys that ends this uh freebie GB go check us out on the patreon now make sure you like comment and subscribe uh you guys comment down below anything any funny quips uh give us some time stamps shoot us an email 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