Episode 5 - All I Got Was This Magic Rock

Whether we're talking about magic or technology, much of what brings us joy in TTRPGs is finding those 'magical' items which give our characters enhanced capabilities, or simply bring laughter and jokes due to their very nature or how they're used. What wonderful and awesome items do you yearn to uncover in a dragon's hoard? What items have you found which ended up causing you to seek out a shop which sells custom tee shirts?