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Valentine's Laughs and Lessons: Unpacking Love, Mentorship, and Workplace Bonds

February 14, 2024 Jonathan Jackson Season 1 Episode 1
Valentine's Laughs and Lessons: Unpacking Love, Mentorship, and Workplace Bonds
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Valentine's Laughs and Lessons: Unpacking Love, Mentorship, and Workplace Bonds
Feb 14, 2024 Season 1 Episode 1
Jonathan Jackson

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Ever wondered if your Valentine’s Day antics are hilariously relatable or just a series of personal missteps? Join me as I peel back the layers of Cupid's holiday, diving into the comedic truths behind romantic investments and the playful dynamics of 'work spouses.' This episode is a riotous exploration of love and the lighter side of workplace relationships. We'll share a chuckle over the singles who are dodging the financial bullet of love's high holiday, and I'll tell you why your partner might side-eye that home-cooked meal from your 'work wife.'

Who says wisdom's only worn by the weathered? We're tearing down the age barriers and basking in the brilliance of mentorship across the generations. This pod is your backstage pass to the harmonious blend of personal development and work-life antics. We'll share stories of respect, appreciation, and the hidden menu items that keep our 9-to-5 lively. Tune in for a genuine look at the bonds that bolster us and the laughter that lightens the load. Whether it's navigating thorny office dynamics or the intimate shuffle of partner support, we're mixing sound advice with a side of humor to serve up your new favorite blend of podcast perfection.

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Ever wondered if your Valentine’s Day antics are hilariously relatable or just a series of personal missteps? Join me as I peel back the layers of Cupid's holiday, diving into the comedic truths behind romantic investments and the playful dynamics of 'work spouses.' This episode is a riotous exploration of love and the lighter side of workplace relationships. We'll share a chuckle over the singles who are dodging the financial bullet of love's high holiday, and I'll tell you why your partner might side-eye that home-cooked meal from your 'work wife.'

Who says wisdom's only worn by the weathered? We're tearing down the age barriers and basking in the brilliance of mentorship across the generations. This pod is your backstage pass to the harmonious blend of personal development and work-life antics. We'll share stories of respect, appreciation, and the hidden menu items that keep our 9-to-5 lively. Tune in for a genuine look at the bonds that bolster us and the laughter that lightens the load. Whether it's navigating thorny office dynamics or the intimate shuffle of partner support, we're mixing sound advice with a side of humor to serve up your new favorite blend of podcast perfection.

Speaker 1:

Welcome. Welcome to the first installment of a journey For step-ups only here, with my boy, jack hey what's happening? Where we gonna tell the truth, the whole truth. Keep it a hundred, no lies.

Speaker 2:

Hey, we gonna keep that shit raw, raw, no during. Y'all know they're during.

Speaker 1:

No Trojans, no lifestyle Raw dawg. We shooting the club up over here, okay.

Speaker 2:

We some shooters.

Speaker 1:

We some shooters, Shooters for show. It's Valentine's Day, so I wanna wish all you.

Speaker 2:

Oh my bad. I wanna wish all you lovely ladies out there a happy Valentine's Day hey. I just wanna be funny about this right quick. Hey, chance. We about to see how much these girls getting shot off for tonight.

Speaker 1:

Yep, that pussybill. How much that pussybill hitting for tonight.

Speaker 2:

Shit, is that shit hitting for some?

Speaker 1:

Fit it all up, you know. Little quick got them burglars Little quick, little dinner couple gifts. Some of them might get straight to it. Man, Fuck the bullshit, fuck the dinner. They might get their chocolate flowers. Whatever, Bro, hey, Get straight into it.

Speaker 2:

Hey, bro, you wanna hear something funny? I had to tell my wife she got the most expensive piece of ass.

Speaker 1:

I have ever seen in my life, bro.

Speaker 2:

I be thinking about it every fucking month. How much money am I paying to car nose car insurance? Got them out to eat needs lots. What I look like. This then the third makeup perfume.

Speaker 1:

Just so, at any given time, when it's time to go. Ready to go.

Speaker 2:

You know what I'm saying you know, get that little piece of drop of sweat, got them dropped on you. So, in other words, take your flowers, take your out to eat put a nice little outfit on.

Speaker 1:

You know the one that you got off.

Speaker 2:

We ain't gonna put no websites out there cause they ain't sponsoring us Not yet.

Speaker 1:

Listen, though go ahead and put on the Victoria. Don't Tell Nobody, and let that brother squirm on you today. Man, just let him get it off today so he don't shoot up Nobody's school. The job just today is the day.

Speaker 2:

Hey, make sure you climb on top of him and just move your shoulders. That's what I'm saying. Hey, have fun with that. Hey and for you, ladies Valentine's Day ain't just for y'all Get them a gift. Yeah, go get them some cologne or something Get them some.

Speaker 1:

Cologne a shirt, men. We simple Get us. Our favorite sports team hat A. The pussy is about for me, 80%.

Speaker 2:

Hey Chance, I got a question though, man, how many females you think out here? But they man some funky ass cologne and made sure he wore it. Tell me about something. Oh, you got to wear this cheap shit so I don't want. I hate for you to go with that damn suave edge to work yeah. And all the mother you know your little work bitch beyond you.

Speaker 2:

For sure, For sure, hey, hey, because you know hey bro, because you know how many men out here go to work because they like the smell nice. But your significant other, Tell me about them who you going to work this mail good for. Oh, you must be going to work this mail. Good for that bitch.

Speaker 1:

I'm just saying everybody got a work wife.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm here, oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

Unless you are officially, you really have a husband or wife. You got a work wife or some you know, just to let the time go by, especially if you're working a 12 hour shelf.

Speaker 2:

Hey, 10 to 12. Hey, bro, hey, just one little piece of advice. Hey, women, cover your ears right now, bro. Don't bring no food home and no Tupperware, and they couldn't cook that shit. Hey, because we all, as men, we all know, and y'all females that out there listening, you know exactly what the hell y'all gonna say when he bring it is hey chance. Should I tell them what they gonna say? Oh, yeah man.

Speaker 1:

Oh, what bitch cook this for you, if you know your, if you come home with a whole Thanksgiving plate we talking chicken, yams, greens and a roll and you know your bitch only cook ramen noodles and throw some chicken nuggets in the oven, eat that in the car player. What you talking about. Don't take that in the house.

Speaker 2:

But hey, I know, I brought shit. That shit finna be world war 13 in that bitch, no bitch Bro, you finna be sleep over there like this with your eyes open. I'm talking about stiff as a boy looking dead at the ceiling. It's praying to God, man. She ain't said shit since.

Speaker 1:

I got home.

Speaker 2:

She said mm-hmm, Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that. Okay. That mean you, finna, get no pussy to the rent dude and it's the first of the month. It's gonna go all 30 days and then she gonna be petty and go out on you what you talking about. Answer me now.

Speaker 2:

But what you talking about? Woo? Hey, but for them, single men out there, I didn't want to say you. Happy Valentine's to y'all.

Speaker 1:

Happy Valentine's. Yeah, keep your head up, because.

Speaker 2:

I just want to tell y'all, y'all motherfuckers, luckiest, fuck Y'all. Ain't got a goddamn spend Nobody on nothing. Nope If you don't want to.

Speaker 1:

It's another day for you.

Speaker 2:

Hell yeah.

Speaker 1:

Another what's today, Wednesday.

Speaker 2:

Hell yeah.

Speaker 1:

Another Wednesday for you, but uh, but y'all you know. Look, jack, I gotta ask you a little question, man.

Speaker 2:

What's happening?

Speaker 1:

You, uh, you think you could work at a female prison.

Speaker 2:

Bro, I heard a hard story one time, bro Shit, I heard some inmates got down, ran down on this dude man and shoved a pencil down the tip of his shit In a female prison yes, dawg and fucked these shit out of him In a female prison.

Speaker 2:

In a female prison, can you imagine, bro, the pain and agony? We know these females ain't gonna feel shit cause they be fucking them hard ass, deal, doze and shit. Bro, can you imagine having a hard object shoved down your shit to make it stay hard for as long as they want, and then motherfuckers run a train on you, bro? I would die. I would die. Kill me now. Kill me, kill me softly. Kill me. Kill me please, bro, assassinate me, pa, pa.

Speaker 1:

Kill me. Well, I was watching this little show man and this dude. He started working at a female prison man and the bit was bad. The bit was bad that was plottin' on him and I was hoping he wouldn't fall for it, cause it's like come on, man, you know that girl plottin' on you, man, she ain't got no dick in about ten years, nigga. Come on this goofy, fall for it, man, she end up shakin' that nigga in the neck while he was in the pussy. In the neck.

Speaker 2:

While he was in it.

Speaker 1:

The nigga in the pussy strokin'.

Speaker 2:

But you know what, though? That show's right there, that a lot of these females ain't got no heart bro.

Speaker 1:

Nah, she's down yeah.

Speaker 2:

Were, they assassinate your whole character.

Speaker 1:

Yup.

Speaker 2:

With two words.

Speaker 1:

Money on your head, it's over with it. Money on your head, they gon' get it. Man. Set you right up. Man, that's where the end of where Backdoor came from. Yup, she gon' take that nigga right where he at.

Speaker 2:

Bro shit. That's why you can't go out here trustin' everybody. Man, a lot of times you hear these folks talking about bro. She said she love me. Love is like a full letter word, like fuckin' shit.

Speaker 1:

Look.

Speaker 2:

Facts. Oh, I'm sorry you forgot that, because if you break it down, hey, yeah, she says I love you, but it really means fuck that shit, I will fuck you over the quickest fact that I can get an opportunity. Because you gotta understand, a lot of females and a lot of men don't get me, don't get it twisted Are always out here looking for the BBD, bbd, what is that? The Bigger, better Deal? Y'all motherfuckers thought I was talkin' about the Big Black Dick, then y'all. But it's called the BBD because you gotta look at the way people look at individuals. Like we were having a talk the other day and that's like I was askin' somebody. Would you talk to another individual that was sitting in the bus stop and you in a car drivin'? They said, well, I don't know what is this situation. I said, no, that's not what I'm askin'. If you saw this individual and you found them attractive, would you still take an account that they're sitting at their bus station For sure?

Speaker 1:

Well, I could say as a man it don't matter if you bad and you at the bus stop.

Speaker 2:

They gon' swoop, they gon' swoop.

Speaker 1:

But a female. No, bro, then she gon' go for it. I'm sittin' at the bus stop but I look good.

Speaker 2:

No, that's first thing she gon' say Bro, they take in the total, Then he too but he at the bus stop. Right, Bro, I had a shit female. Tell me one time. You know you'll be cute if you tall them.

Speaker 1:

What the fuck? Hey, listen, stop this. Pause this whole thing right now. I know y'all have y'all standards and y'all preferences, but stop trying to short kings. We will fuck the shit out. Y'all just like how them tall niggas would. It don't matter, it don't matter, I'm tellin' you. I'm tellin' you. That's why, if a bitch tell me that, oh you short, I like tall niggas, but you still fuck with me, I'm finna, fuck the shit out you, just so you can fuck that tall niggas, Bro.

Speaker 2:

Shit, I'm tellin' y'all step stool and all I'm getin' all in yo shit. Hey, go give me that step stool that your child had at one years old. I'm finna, use that.

Speaker 1:

What you grabbin' that for To watch, tell me, man.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, man, but the thing is you gotta understand with the understanding genders. A lot of time they lookin' at the totalitarian of situations. I know I probably didn't say that, right, but don't y'all scrutinize me in the comments.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2:

You know what he meant, man, I'm just gonna let y'all know I'm country as fuck, I'm talkin' about like I like to go huntin', fishin', shootin' shit. That type of country, the nigga from Georgia man. No, I ain't from originally from Georgia. I'm from DC, but I was brought down here like our ancestors were on the slave ship. But Mmm, mmm mmm, mmm, mmm mmm, mmm, hey, I just wanna let y'all know hey, that was for Black History Month, remember.

Speaker 1:

Black History Month For Black History Month. Thank you to my ancestors.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey man, I'm gonna tell you what disrespectful motherfucker said to me this morning text me the other day.

Speaker 1:

I wanna thank you what the fuck you thanking me for.

Speaker 2:

For being my ancestor. Bitch, I ain't that damn old.

Speaker 1:

Hey, mr man, I'm 26, man, and I already got called up at the job. Man Niggas was tryin' to find an exit. Young cat, shit, I'm already tan cat. But I'm like, yeah, man, you go this way, bust that right you outta there. Niggas say, alright, appreciate that. I said hold on a minute, man, I ain't that uncle man. I might be older than you, but hell nah, I ain't un-un-un-un-un-un. Unk gotta hat a blue tooth.

Speaker 2:

Nah dawg unk be wearing jute. Let me tell you. Let me tell you, when I figured out I was un-un, bro, I figured out I was unk when I tried to go to a bar and they were playing music, bro, I'm seeing all these young motherfuckers move around and groovin' and I realized, bro, it's 11 o'clock. I'm ready to go home.

Speaker 1:

That's when I figured out I was un-un. Yeah, I need to go to bed.

Speaker 2:

Why should you hey? Once you hit a certain age, you become on.

Speaker 1:

yeah, because when does theunk phase kick in? Man, I'm gonna my own phase on kick into about 33 and I think mine kicked in about 31, 32 cuz.

Speaker 2:

I mean I'm truly into my own phase. Well, if I make it home, ain't no going out, ain't no putting on no clothes, fast open a. I'm like she man, fuck that, I'm finna. Go climbing the egg motherfucking bed. I got shit to do that. I ain't got all day to goddamn be my fucking rubber my toes together.

Speaker 1:

I feel like when you are at your own phase, you fall asleep watching the game.

Speaker 2:

Yeah hey, bro, you could fall asleep watching the game. You, you, you up, man bro how many times have you ever look? Let me tell you, the other day I was watching the movie. We're gonna say on what site?

Speaker 2:

because they ain't sponsoring us fuck y'all you not watch my shit on pyro sites yeah, bro, I had to watch this movie fucking six times cuz I keep kept falling fucking sleep on it, may you? I mean like bro, I kept got them. I wake up at a part. What the fuck happens to my wife where this movie come from? I did not watch this movie a little bit ago? This is not the movie I started out watching. Yeah, bro, I had to. I had a fast forward through the shit. This. I know 15 minutes to it.

Speaker 1:

I'm sleeping in what the fuck hey man.

Speaker 2:

Hey bro, I was up there cussing out my damn cell, motherfucker. I know you ain't fall asleep again. How many times we gonna watch this motherfucking movie?

Speaker 1:

so if you were on, and you in your own phase. You definitely have a white rag over your shoulder, a smoker in the back, sandal shoes on, with a slab on a grill getting ready to go. You probably gonna watch a game that you gonna fall asleep to. Like I said, you know you 100% in your own bag and ain't nothing wrong with that, you know but I mean that comes with wisdom though.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, through some shit for them to even look at you as a uh yeah that means they look at you in a positive light, to where you can recommend something or you can give them advice and they're gonna actually hear you out.

Speaker 1:

For sure I could. I could definitely agree that, cuz I definitely be like a yo. Let me highlight you real quick. You know what I'm saying. Cuz I mean you could.

Speaker 2:

I mean that that's but. But a lot of people look at it as a negative. For me to look at you and consider you on that means I consider you a mentor. I consider you somebody with valuable information that I need to better myself or progress in life or help me through a little situation.

Speaker 1:

I got you know right, give me a little quick advice, but you know what it is.

Speaker 2:

My consideration is I don't game got to be older than me. Yeah, I'm gonna still be younger than me, but at the same time it's I value you yeah because a lot of people just look at age as wisdom man. I learn stuff every day from people older than me and younger than me. I learned stuff from my kids that I didn't know before.

Speaker 2:

Yeah because I mean, it's just about growth every day. Every day is about growth, man, because a lot of people don't understand if you're, if you're not growing and you're just stagnant, you that's like you looking at stagnant water it's dead and ain't got no life but, right, but if you're looking to grow, you got to have, you got to be fluid, you got to be absorbing, or to absorb nutrients, like your son, your whatever information, information is key yeah for for individuals, growth, because if you don't grow, you're gonna be stagnant yeah, man, you gonna be stuck so far, so my eyes shit if you ain't learning nothing.

Speaker 1:

What you here for, what you exist in yeah, if you're not trying to step to know what your life?

Speaker 2:

hey, like the kids in stand on, be in it. Yeah fast.

Speaker 1:

We stand on business.

Speaker 2:

Can't write with you, man, but but that also comes from folks looking at it like this man, I can I tell you, you my partner, you my homeboy, without you being able to take, but I, but I should be able to give me no strength, because I feel like if you fought with me, really, yeah, you'll be able to tell me whether I'm right or whether I'm wrong, for sure, but if you always, if you gonna, let me sit out there and just be right and you don't tell me about myself.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, you don't really fought with me facts.

Speaker 1:

If I see one of my partners moving a certain way like no, that ain't it, bro, you know, I'm gonna let you know straight up, man. You, man, you, you was wrong, you know. I mean, you moved about it this way or you did it this way. I don't think, I don't think that was that was the way to move. You gotta move another way, figure it out. But it ain't just as long as you telling me what the problem is and giving me a solution. I fuck what. You just don't tell me some negative shit, bro, but you know what man you can't be always like.

Speaker 2:

So fought with me honestly. The way I could say is you can't be a negative Nancy oh, for sure you can't be no nagging motherfucker that that that every time you open your mouth, only thing I hear is negative bullshit yeah, nobody want to hit that but you got to give me two sides of a coin or you got to give me suggestions how to correct myself or make myself better.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so I mean like, like I told you, if I'm never looking for growth, or you telling me, or you don't push me to grow, how can you really say you fought with me? Because, like I tell people all the time, I just I don't want. I want to see people grow, I want to see people better than themselves. Just because it might not be right for me, it might be a perfect situation for you, but I also want to push you to be the better, better version of you. Yeah, because if I push you or question or pick your brain about situations, that's not telling me that I think you don't know is I might not know, but or I want you to thank for yourself and be able to make that decision for yourself in a positive light.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's all I'm saying. I mean shit, cause so many motherfuckers get the misconception of oh, that nigga was not fucked with me because of he always telling me this, he always telling me that he might actually fuck with you, because he actually telling me about myself.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But, oh. But the other thing about it is, bro, don't you embarrass me in front of nobody. Like bro hey man, shit like bro you. There's a way. That's what a lot of people don't know. There's a way to do and don't some shit. Hey, if I'm in the room, bro, don't address me in front of everybody.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, pull me to the side there you go and a lot of hey.

Speaker 2:

that one right there is for y'all dumb ass supervisors they be wanting to got done. Embarrass somebody in front of somebody. Don't get your ass whooped on that job now, cause guess what? I will find another job tomorrow but your ass gonna wear the ass whooping for all of them. 15 seconds of you running your reckless ass mouth.

Speaker 1:

You'll be thinking about it. Yeah, if you a supervisor out there, please don't do that. If you want to micromanage in, and I'ma tell you right now, your employees hate you. They put up with you cause they gotta get paid, but let that money not hit. Let that money not hit. All that bullshit they put up with.

Speaker 2:

No we ain't going for it. Hey, that's what PTO for. You piss them off the wrong way and that money don't hit. And until I get paid I won't be at this job. Facts. Or you know what? We say F-T-J In our heads before we wake up when we hit that alarm clock. Man, fuck this job man.

Speaker 1:

In fact, fuck this job.

Speaker 2:

Because we just get to that point where we're tired of dealing with bullshit or bullshit individuals constantly and constantly, and constantly. So but understand this on the flip side, y'all need to tell y'all employees. Y'all appreciate them.

Speaker 1:

Yup.

Speaker 2:

Cause, no matter how shitty of a day they've had to give some light of encouragement and for them to be told that they're doing a good job. It's astronomical to some people. And they need to be told that instead of every time they turn around.

Speaker 1:

You on the bullshit.

Speaker 2:

Or they getting rid of, or they telling you hey, man, let me talk to you, for a second man if you ain't going to fuck with you.

Speaker 1:

man, you have a high turnover rate. Tell me, throw some Chick-fil-A in there. But, what Bring something to eat that way.

Speaker 2:

Hey bro, I had to put somebody on a Chick-Code from Chick-fil-A the other day. The Chick-Code from Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 1:

Where that breakfast?

Speaker 2:

biscuit, that chicken, egg and cheese where they don't hit different. But I had to think about it psychologically. Why about I miss that word all the way, bro, you know you eating the before and after of a chicken.

Speaker 1:

That's negative. That bitch still hit, though. Throw some strawberry jelly on that motherfucker and get to it.

Speaker 2:

Well, if you want to make that motherfucker a day, get him one of them. Biscuits With an OJ on the side, like he got you for that with that plan B Thanks babe, appreciate it.

Speaker 1:

Babe. Yeah, fellas, you give her a plan B and she got a Sprite next to her. That baby's yours, she going to have that baby. Hey, especially a McDonald's Sprite, that's pure acid.

Speaker 2:

That motherfucker going to dissolve before it worked. Hey, chance you saying like you speak from experience.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, she passed that pill. Miss them days at 575. What Go ahead and take that trip out the road.

Speaker 2:

What, hey, they used to call it on the Disney channel. That incredible journey, wow that homeward bound.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they used to call it Disney channel, but what you talking about?

Speaker 2:

Hey, let's tell you how old my ass is.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know what you talking about, man.

Speaker 2:

Shit, that's what them damn dogs and that cat.

Speaker 1:

Man listen. My Disney channel was Raven Simone, lando Brown, his cracker ass.

Speaker 2:

Hey, but that ain't gonna be speaking the truth, though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, man, I do want some vagina, vagina.

Speaker 2:

Girl, can we get some of that vagina?

Speaker 1:

today.

Speaker 2:

Can I please have some vagina? You know that shit that comes with hey, but you know it's good when they hey. You know it's personal when a nigga say, hey, can I get some pussy? Baby, let me get some of that vagina.

Speaker 1:

He need that hey hey, don't Say that go ahead and get it done, cause you need it.

Speaker 2:

Hey, you don't know how hard that nigga finna. Work some overtime until you get that nigga some vagina. Oh, you got them, you got them and drain that tank and send them out of work. Slap on the ass, send them to work. Good God, good game, dad, good game, good game, good game. Hey, cause, i'ma tell you, and they be over there moving them shoulders on top of you, but that boy that put him over time taking that stress out on yeah yeah, I like that shit though.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, yeah, take that stress out on the man, be the back out who yeah, hey, boy you don't know how a?

Speaker 2:

Let him slut you out. Let me go.

Speaker 1:

Get it out for one time. How do you think about all you at work? Can't believe he did it to me last night. What you was going crazy.

Speaker 2:

But shit, hey, what got into you like a a chance you. I remember that time you told me, jackson ain't never Learned listening to your ass. No more about them. Do you finish your moves?

Speaker 1:

Finish her.

Speaker 2:

Shit, just got them. Oh, they listen to me. Talk to Jack. Hey, jack, I need a new move. I said what you want to do. Watch any some new man. Fold them legs together like she's sending any of style. Push them off of the legs back. Hey, for Valentine's Day, make sure y'all do that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but.

Speaker 2:

Don't be scared to try something new Shit. You better watch them. Instructional videos yeah, aka go watch porn hub for some new moves.

Speaker 1:

Watch the poor man, she's watching porn. Get your moves from it. I would love to watch some porn with a bitch and just see how she React, but I don't, I don't. Mm-hmm. Well now, cuz you might be in this while shit, I'm talking about just regular a dog.

Speaker 2:

Hey, we're not remember. They got a whole bunch of categories on the, a whole bunch yeah a.

Speaker 1:

Whole bunch you keep it simple, man. Oh, don't go to the wild shit this is test what?

Speaker 2:

test the water? See that, see that. Right there you gonna end up watching some goddamn anime animated porn boy. You gonna be what? Hey, you gonna be fucking around. Goddamn babe, why is Wolverine getting fucked? Yo, these cartoons don't make, but you gotta, it's the story. Hey bro, I remember having this conversation with one of my exes. You know this motherfucker was into hentai. Guess why she was in the hentai.

Speaker 1:

What when she say so wow shit bro, she was talking about some.

Speaker 2:

It's the story behind it, bitch. Who is listening? Who is watching porn?

Speaker 1:

for the fucking story exactly. We not here for the story?

Speaker 2:

I'm a, I'm gonna look, watch some watch the shoulders move.

Speaker 1:

Crazy, that cartoon shit is crazy. Airman, airman, a piece of cartoon shit, but that ain't it, man, what you talking about. That, hey, that should be funny as fuck sometime, man, I ain't gonna lie to you.

Speaker 2:

Hey, that's me telling you right now y'all. Yes, I'm a nigga that watch porn.

Speaker 1:

Yes, you fucking right, I watch instructional videos. If you got the iPhone, you're private. Your private mode on Safari is Timed up. Hey, you know, and you know it's crazy bro.

Speaker 2:

Hey, you ever had a, had it had. Somebody asked you to look up some shit and you forget that your porn hub on that motherfucker Plenty of times. Hey, like this. Oh shit, google it plenty of time.

Speaker 1:

Oh shit, oh my bad, bro, my bad. I'll never forget. I will never forget this shit, bro. I'm working. I was working at a sporting goods store and this kid came up with his mama and she was Spanish, couldn't speak no English, he translated. So they were asking where some restaurant up street was, how far it is, how many minutes or whatever. Hit the Safari app to Google the goddamn restaurant. The kids standing right by me looking at the phone Popped up Chanel, heart big in a mile.

Speaker 1:

Oh man, I said all shit. Oh, he was looking at me like my god man, don't ignore that, it's right up the road. The mama was looking at me like what did you just show my son? Hey, listen.

Speaker 2:

My bad, was that your first last day of the?

Speaker 1:

job. No, no, no, they speak no English. They got the hell on.

Speaker 2:

They got the hell on man, hey, but look, hey, just for some funny shit. Just ask your significant other or somebody you know, what's they? What's they? Uh, what's a search entry on what's they? What's they go to on the hood?

Speaker 1:

Because you something cuz Mike get they feeling turd man. They feel in her man. Hey, you gotta be you got your bitch might be watching somebody else.

Speaker 2:

Hey, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1:

Hey man.

Speaker 2:

Hey bro, I feel bad for the mother with shrankies.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Hey, hey yo yo lady in there watching. Oh yeah, bwc BBC that doing 12 inch, 13 inch. And knowing you over there with a goddamn wha wha.

Speaker 1:

What the fuck they what they been watching, yep. Now you looking at a different all day. What's wrong with you? You?

Speaker 2:

had it in the motherfucker, hey. But the only thing going through that head is another motherfucker on there moving their shoulders. I'm telling you, hey, shit, I been there, done that, shit, I got the T-shirt, shit, I done had a bitch. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

Man, that shit's gonna happen.

Speaker 2:

Hey, that's the most fucked up feeling in the world, yep, hey.

Speaker 1:

Feel mighty low and then they try to do well, if you had just did it, listen, it's your pussy. Hey, that is your pussy. Once you decide to give it up, shit is going on. It's nothing I could do. Brothers, do not hold pussy hostage. It gets you nowhere. But stress it gets you nowhere but what you talking about?

Speaker 2:

Hey, if she gotta go, she gotta go. It's time for her to go, man, she gonna get her pussy up regardless. But understand it can be rectified, but that shit take a lot of fucking work.

Speaker 1:

What this trust is there is there, Especially if the man man, for sure.

Speaker 2:

But what you talking about, you don't let your hey, only thing that you gonna think in your head is a man is that motherfucker on top of moving her shoulders and that little dripper sweat hitting on her forehead and that motherfucker all up in her.

Speaker 1:

Man, she get that nigga up, she get that nigga to super swirl.

Speaker 2:

But what you talking hey? And the crazy part about it, bro. Shit, it's probably that nigga that fucked in the backseat of a car.

Speaker 1:

That did your girl dirty, why would that? And then she, and then she ugly way.

Speaker 2:

And then came home and tried to kiss you on the cheek. Kiss you on the cheek.

Speaker 1:

Like nothing happened. Hey, you right, but look man hey, chance, chance.

Speaker 2:

You right, nothing did happen.

Speaker 1:

Yep, nothing happened. Nothing happened, too lying.

Speaker 2:

Hey, breast milk. I got them number balls and dick.

Speaker 1:

Nothing, but at the same time you still gonna get a somethings out of time thing.

Speaker 2:

Hey, you still gonna tell you love Facts, facts, facts, cause in the back of your mind, shit. While you out here doing X, y and Z, you out there goop goop Another motherfucker probably goop goop in me. But I would just want to thank y'all for listening to us today, for Steppaz Only. Our next episode will be Vices, vices, bro, vices, positive and negative. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not Vices, it's double standards, bro.

Speaker 1:

Okay. It's double standards yeah, yeah, yeah, tune in next week. Listen like, subscribe. Support for Steppaz Only.

Speaker 2:

Hey, you know what Support man? That means tell a motherfucker Send that shit to somebody.

Speaker 1:

Send that link, send me that link, man, send me that link my merch, when the merch drop all that, hey, but also tell us, you heard it.

Speaker 2:

If you see it's in person, you know it.

Speaker 1:

Say what's up Ha.

Speaker 2:

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Speaker 1:

Steppaz Only. That's it for today. Bye, thank you.

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