Hey, sit down and watch a step-a-step. Welcome to the fourth step of owning. I'm Jack he's Chance Yo and we back with us. Nothing's stalled man.
Speaker 2:Nothing's storming on the journey, man, we got the Wooder.
Speaker 1:Yo, he's cool. Big W, big W.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna straight out of zone one through six Look at that. That's a flat-ass sticker.
Speaker 1:Hey, when you say that zone one through six, my head was at damn Newtie. Middle finger with the five.
Speaker 2:Ten of the winners with me sliding East Atlanta, East Atlanta. Now I'm like I don't even know where you really from, bro, but you got dub with us, man.
Speaker 3:Hey, this our first of our together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no man, yes, I appreciate y'all for having me. How y'all feeling.
Speaker 1:Tell us a little bit about yourself, man. How was your week, man? How you chillin'.
Speaker 3:Pretty good man, I can't complain.
Speaker 1:Shit.
Speaker 3:Giving blessing to everybody listening.
Speaker 1:Yo fellas, Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for doing it, man. Six episodes in.
Speaker 2:This is crazy. This is number six. Man, we doin' our thing, bro.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know, we like at 300 downloads. Now it's crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we doin' our thing, man. You know more people gonna come, more people gonna listen. You know, as we keep doing this, we gonna get better at it ourselves. So stand by for the YouTube. Oh, that YouTube coming, it's coming, youtube coming all right, why shit? You might be, coming.
Speaker 3:Hey, you might be coming. It's gonna come back down. No pun in 10. Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's coming, for sure it's coming, hey Chance. But today, since we got little's here, man, why? How many y'all females and men out there? Y'all know y'all old lady got that top drawer. Y'all know exactly what the hell I'm talking about. I'm talking about that little zzzz.
Speaker 2:All the batteries missing in the house. What the fuck going on man.
Speaker 1:Man, shit the batteries dead and remote control, yeah, oh. But hey, this is a new age though, bro. They don't think they got to do with plug it in, yeah, man.
Speaker 3:The rules plug in.
Speaker 1:Oh, that shit got its own charge on the right, hey, but now they stay in the fifth game.
Speaker 3:Now that shit got a magnet on it. They ain't got a.
Speaker 2:Like an iPhone charger. They got a little bit of a black.
Speaker 1:I'm afraid it's an iPhone watch.
Speaker 3:Hey, listen to me.
Speaker 2:I see the first hand. I said what the fuck Putting the rules on the magnet charger? That's some crazy shit.
Speaker 1:No, it ain't, Because now you ain't got to worry about nobody getting electrocuted when they got that shit. Get the shit. That's a fact. Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish. Hey, because I'm a firm believer If it does not make a mess, I don't want it. If that motherfucker don't have you in the full retard mode, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I had to feel it.
Speaker 1:When that motherfucker hey, you stuck looking at the ceiling fan, and your curls and your toes all curled into each other. Man, shit, I don't want it, man, If that motherfucker the leg don't get to going like this and that leg get the shape of this, y'all can't see it right now.
Speaker 3:Hey, if you Open up a second, y'all ain't see it, but it legs start shaking.
Speaker 2:I think I heard in his voice, though, but I don't got out the pussy man, and the nigga lost his hearing. Oh God, I can't hear a fuck thing. You talking about Hearing?
Speaker 1:gone. Hey, why you being flingy Shoot? Hey bro, I just got one question have y'all ever went blind from y'all? Nothing so whole with and y'all just be like this.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, my hearing gone, my voice like gone, I'm just fucked up, hey man, you had them, ones in life that could do that, the ones you always remember.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there you go, the ones you always remember.
Speaker 2:There you go, hey man she part of my top five, for sure.
Speaker 1:Hey bro, you got them ones that be pissing you off three weeks in a row. Got you mad as fuck at them, but they got them in that low night. Be like this. It's old, faithful man. Yeah man, fuck that, that's old faithful.
Speaker 2:That ain't old faithful. That's old faithful. You're going to go back regardless.
Speaker 1:That washing machine, that oh shit. But what, that's cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's old faithful man and I'm telling you that's part of the ones that you going to remember, the ones that's like yo, she part of my top five, for sure.
Speaker 3:That's the proteic.
Speaker 2:German Shepherd.
Speaker 3:Even if I hit you first, you part of my collection. Wait a minute.
Speaker 1:What you mean by German Shepherd. She's your German Shepherd.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm going to give you the definition. I don't have a few modellos, I'm a little twisted. But look, the definition of a German Shepherd is when your significant other is giving you Felacio, okay, and it sound like you being mall fly a dog, it's just going in. You feel me, hey. So, like a German Shepherd man Canine unit.
Speaker 3:You don't get it, it's all day.
Speaker 1:It's telling you hey, german Shepherd, I was over there thinking about it have I ever had a German Shepherd?
Speaker 3:You have, you have had to, that's a German Shepherd how old are you?
Speaker 1:He's going to make me feel old, you know. You know 30 sell All right.
Speaker 2:You done had a few German Shepherds in your life. The you 24. Okay, and you 24. I just ordered them in, look you don't have your German Shepherd.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, I think this is a little late to tell y'all Kids, ain't sure if you listen to this episode, yeah, don't have your kids, it's not, it's not the one and we going to say a few cuss words.
Speaker 2:We've been trying to do better, but this one is going to come out, so forgive us, but since I put that, expression.
Speaker 1:What's that? What's that little one label down there? Yeah, man fuck that I'm cussing today.
Speaker 2:Parental advisory, parental advisory, so, but you had a German Shepherd in your life. You had to, you had to have a German Shepherd.
Speaker 1:I called that motherfucker. Hey, they called it. Hey, I'll call that the washing machine.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's your definition.
Speaker 1:When she get that guy down. Yeah, she get that. Bro, when they put that. Hey, when they sit back on their knees and got to put that ponytail up on their head and they look like they bought to go to work, like they bought to go to the surgery.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're in for an experience, buddy.
Speaker 1:Hey, you feel like Popeye and they're gonna fuck like this with that one eye closed. What Shit, what oh.
Speaker 2:God, bro, shit, why? Yeah, man, it's gonna happen, though, but if you, if you haven't had a German Shepherd, go ahead and try to find one. They got her. They got her All you need to do is.
Speaker 3:All you need to do is, like how to see gay. You got to go searching. Yeah, you got to find one.
Speaker 1:But I got a question, though I know women have had this and they sick and tired of it. Have you had somebody that they talk too much shit ever and don't get the job done?
Speaker 2:And you be looking like Sure, I've had that happen to me where I talked too much shit, but that was cause I didn't know what she was on. You know what I'm saying? I ain't know you was a demon. Yeah, I'm a godly man.
Speaker 3:You know. You know you were working with. I know you was a demon. You know you was got them nuts and had a screws missing.
Speaker 2:You know I wasn't prepared to. You know, it's basically like With that type of bitch I'm gonna have to get the first first nut out on my own.
Speaker 1:I already know you.
Speaker 2:You got to come up with some yeah.
Speaker 1:I got to get the quick one out here.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying, cause I know you, you want to hold it from level. Yeah, that boy said he wanted to eat a blue tube. She on German supper.
Speaker 3:I got a question, though. I got a question what's up Y'all ever had? And I noticed that happened to every guy every. So don't you fucking lie. I don't give a fuck if your female right there with you or not. You look at them and be like, yeah, that doesn't happen. What happened, boy, have you ever done? Had to goddamn. You set up a play. You think that shit all sweet, but then you getting that motherfucker. You like man, this shit, weakest hell. So you don't have to. So you don't have to. Goddamn. Text your boy to goddamn. Make up a little murderous so you can get the fuck up out of there. What?
Speaker 1:else I got a flat tie Shit. My homeboy got my homeboy's headlights turned out, so I got a picture.
Speaker 3:Hey listen, hey listen. I don't even remember what I told you. I said hey, I got to go my boy. Hey, I got to go looking, I just got to go.
Speaker 1:If you think dudes only do that, you a damn lie. Female, three steps ahead they probably do.
Speaker 3:They got to do that right by the grace of God. I ain't never had no female to play herself.
Speaker 1:Because, you know, get a thing about it If they already know what time it is. They all took in a comfortable. They are not going to have a phone on range.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they ain't trying to go nowhere.
Speaker 1:Well they done.
Speaker 3:kicked all their shoes and everything they might have got them really thrown in the goddamn phone across the room. She don't even want to have it. Hey, listen, you know what they can hit in that phone. So she done, threw that bit to God damn. Like you said, you stepped the hell already.
Speaker 2:Oh shit man, my phone. I ain't put my shit on silent now, but look you ain't lying. They always got the group chat on standby, just in case.
Speaker 3:I'm going to tell you Somebody? Going to call that phone what you?
Speaker 1:talking about.
Speaker 2:That's one of my worst fears is to end up in the group chat. Shawty, I was just telling you all about Said that After that, after that time. Yeah, I Was in the group chat. It's okay, though we we got to go through that to get better. Yeah, okay, but she gave me another chance, some, some niggas. So With the vibe huh.
Speaker 1:What I realize now that we end up in group chats, whether we're good or bad. Yeah because we realize the flaws that we have and the flaws we don't have. Yeah, cuz I got, I ain't gonna hold you. I got one of my partners. He told me bro, nick man, I made all my wife throw away all her toys why for what Some guys?
Speaker 3:you got a grab by the fucking off on you when you're in the job done. Goddamn. At least I know got them Electricity or goddamn, an electric toy is the one fucking my bitch, and not a real dick.
Speaker 1:Thank you, big facts but, I feel like it's you girl. I don't give a fuck whether you got that one from 1936. That bad boy they look like got on the motherfucker to pull it off of on a material Missy slappy At the 208 man shoot now, now. Now let me go ahead and tell you I think it's every man's worst nightmare if they pull out some shit big as they own and you looking like you gotta look at her like the fuck is you on what?
Speaker 2:no?
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna lie. Nah, if she put enough some shit bigger than you, now you got. Now you got a issue now.
Speaker 1:Extends, better call Ron.
Speaker 2:Jeremy, you're definitely falling in that Shit but not bro.
Speaker 1:Hey, let me tell you something, though. I've been got now scrolling on Twitter. Yes, I got a Twitter man. My Twitter is after dark 24 seven. I'm gonna go ahead and tell y'all that right now.
Speaker 3:Well, hold on, wait, don't wait. I ain't gonna get y'all my Twitter, not just yet I got to let y'all know. The dark Twitter.
Speaker 2:No, because if you merge the two, that's what.
Speaker 3:I'm saying because if you merge the two shit you in a dangerous position. You might be got them at work in there.
Speaker 2:Find out the wrong way. I created a burner to the one Uh, burner Twitter when I first started. I ain't gonna say what we work at, but yeah, a customer, pete. Good thing they, mine was gone. But what are you looking at? Get the fuck back.
Speaker 1:I have come to terms what I cannot let nobody use my goo, oh my, so far.
Speaker 3:Private happens Private. Hey, I don't even use the goddamn up the tab. Everything I got is on private.
Speaker 2:Look, though, that what we were saying. If, if, if you are in a relationship and you find out your girl got these different toys and you make her get rid of them, you, you at one, you doing yourself a disservice.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, you gonna fuck around and find out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, too. You gonna fuck around and find out you, I feel like you trying to, you trying to create an argument cuz, one cuz in that instance, what if she don't want to do it? You're right now you creating an argument three and then you, like you kind of being insecure my boy, like why, why, you want her to get rid of these cuz, like you said up, you rather her. For the thing a go. How like the rules if?
Speaker 3:if I'm not there, cuz you ain't here 24, seven exactly Like it's money to be made.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't drop the golf on your.
Speaker 1:Cuz a bro ain't gonna. I ain't gonna lie to you some days, shoot. You don't be feeling what money he felt like hit, but shoot, guess what? She, she the same way.
Speaker 1:Hey, let me tell you something like when I was early in my early 20s and I got stationed overseas, I had I had this female I was talking to. I Was overseas for sick. No, I was overseas, living in Japan for nine months. I Would literally going by this girl toys and have them shipped to her. Just so I understand I'm not there, but hey, I saw this try this out. Yeah, I saw this try this out. Yeah, I saw this try this out.
Speaker 3:Can't say ain't got nothing, get option. You feel me? Yeah, I tried. Yeah, try, make it better on my conscience.
Speaker 1:If you do something up like cuz, I look at it like this, if I disservice you about you having your, your, your toy, your, your intimate enhancement devices. Yeah you can tell me oh, you don't need that PlayStation, the fuck oh.
Speaker 3:Oh, they're fine words. Or stop jacking up or something she like.
Speaker 2:Now am I.
Speaker 1:Need a jack-o, that shit like a cigarette.
Speaker 2:No hey, even if you in a relationship, you still gonna watch.
Speaker 1:But the question is when is it too much? When is it taking over too much?
Speaker 2:what you mean pornography.
Speaker 1:Because you have some people that would rather jack off because it's less stressful. Oh no, if they're dealing with an individual ain't nothing like it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you like that and you're in a relationship and that's how you feeling, I think you just need to buy yourself.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think seriously.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying if it's stress to have sex, you just need to buy me.
Speaker 1:That's what I have sex.
Speaker 3:No, I'm saying with your partner.
Speaker 1:It's to the point where you're tired.
Speaker 2:Again told no, then shit like I said, some awful child hold a place you need to be separate.
Speaker 3:Listen, bro, I think everybody went through that with that little rough patch to where y'all been doing it, do it for a long time, like Sometimes shit do get like a little played on the boring, but hey, that's when it's up, deal. Hey, baby, we need to do something to spice this shit up, or?
Speaker 1:that or what? Okay, when you come out of the play with awesome shit to spice it up, she's gonna put a finger in your ass.
Speaker 2:But I'm saying though, like like yeah, I'm a piggyback off of what you said, that's, when you go watch some porn with her, let's sit down, yeah.
Speaker 1:Ain't gonna hold you because a lot like I used to call goddamn porn educational videos. Let me hold. Put one leg behind my head and got them.
Speaker 3:Ain't gonna say it is, but goddamn like, if you're what you're doing, it's a place to go. Look in search. You feel me to go right now?
Speaker 2:too, cuz your first time, you ain't gonna be a pro. Yeah, you're not gonna be a pro. You gotta go off of okay. So I'm gonna go off this, but I'm gonna see you feel me, me try to hey, bro like you said, bro, you ain't gonna be no pro.
Speaker 3:You know, the first time. Before you do it, you better go check it out you see what you're doing.
Speaker 2:Let me see how to eat the bar. Okay, he's about that way.
Speaker 1:The other part about it is bro, what I've come to terms with is you have to learn your part.
Speaker 2:Yeah, of course, because you gotta, you gotta actually communicate with them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, find out, hey, what do you like, what do you dislike and what do you enjoy? Because they will tell you what they enjoy, because. So, therefore, you piggyback off of it, you build on that that's, that's a square, that's a building block.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cuz some of them don't even know what they be doing. To be honest, they just, they just didn't need to buy a nigga. No, you need to leave a little bit. You gotta do both.
Speaker 1:I think it was a long time ago when I was talking to this chick and she told me she had never had an orgasm. She was in her 30s.
Speaker 2:I mean she never had an orgasm like bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, fuckers were just going in shrug they showed us and just worry about themselves. Yeah, okay, because, because my whole thing is like this just say, if I'm going in there to worry about myself, why the fuck did I just go jack my meat? Yeah, why didn't I just go beat my dick? Honestly, if I'm just going there to just get this nut off and I'm done, yeah, why the fuck am I wasting your time?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I could just jack my dick and got the same mission accomplished. But I'm there to laugh. I'm led to goddamn enjoy this shit who's and how's With you, because my main objective is to make sure you're satisfied versus over me because, at the end of the day, what the fuck am I here for?
Speaker 3:cuz a. If you do that, I know you coming back from oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that's my whole objective now. The next time I could be for me because, but I still know you coming back from Okay, now you don't felt the vibe out. Now you know they ain't just now they know you there ain't. Just let me ask you a question. We're going on.
Speaker 1:Do you pull out all your tricks, out your bag? Okay, the first go. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:You can't, I'm gonna let you go first and I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let you cuz are you gonna make?
Speaker 3:I can I go.
Speaker 2:Okay go ahead, go ahead, change, all right so you can't pull out all your tricks before we hold on you talking about the shorty with no orgasm. I'm talking about anything. Yeah, he's talking about anything Like, okay like off the first meet that shit.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, I'm not the first.
Speaker 2:Oh no, no no, no, no, no, because for one she might not be as free as you. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not scared of fuck out of her. Exactly not at all.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Ain't nothing worse than a girl when you doing y'all moving and grooving and she like uh-uh For me. That made me feel like damn.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Now that's her, that's me turning her off To you. Just don't want to expose yourself, man, especially if you like her. There's somebody you might wife, you might want to. You got to spread out. You might want to surprise her one day. I mean, he never did no shit like that. You know what I mean. So you can't do it off the first, the first link, and then on the first link again. You're not trying to end up in a group chat, you trying to have a good DR report.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Like you said. Like you said, Jack, you're going to end up in that group chat one way or another. You might want to be in there for the good reasons not bad.
Speaker 2:It's how she saying girl. Exactly. You just get to saying girl in the good way or girl in the negative way, it depends how many hours she got in there All caps too, brother.
Speaker 3:I done seen the group chat now a few times.
Speaker 1:Man Shit, hey, oh God, what you think, jack, what you think, jack, man, I don't think you should pull out all your tricks, but you should pull out, like my daddy told me, like this you only, if you want to make a motherfucker crazy, you fuck with a whole day yeah. And if you want to just keep it up, you only give a half yeah. Because if you give it a whole thing, the first, go around. What does she have to look to forward to? On the second, go round, exactly For the third. So you keep pulling tricks out and tricks out and tricks out and exploring those fantasies and ask them what they do and do like and learn more and more about them. Therefore, it keeps them interested. It's like girl, what the fuck am I going to do next? This motherfucker suck my toes. This motherfucker put a thumb in my ass. He fingered my ass while he was fucking me. He got them girl. He got them Girl. He licked my nose, bitch. I ain't never had nobody lick my nose.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. After the first link, you find out what level of freak she on.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, but sometimes you got to bring that shit out of them. Hey, because listen bro.
Speaker 3:Like you said. Like you said, jack, I go like. My dad said some kind of similar to that, but it was like hey, if you don't, if you ain't going to eat it, somebody is. So it's like, like you said, you can't give her everything, but you got to give her enough to like. It's like OK, like I don't, I can get something else, but it ain't going to be like this. You feel me Like like like the first meet now, you don't get everything, but you get just enough to bring your ass right back yeah.
Speaker 3:You ain't looking nowhere else for nothing, Like oh, now I got you. Yeah, it's over with.
Speaker 1:But it's on the same philosophy Good dope sells itself Exactly.
Speaker 3:You ain't got to talk too much.
Speaker 1:You ain't got to talk too much, because when them motherfuckers got them selling wolf tickets, like Frank Lewis said perfectly, the loudest one in the room is the weakest. I'm trying to tell you, if I tell you all my cheat codes, all my ABABC whole start, ain't no surprise. You got it, I got you.
Speaker 2:You got a. You got a dinner with a woman.
Speaker 1:You got to, you got to fuck the head up now I'm not going to say, but the way is, hold up. Now this is my question how do you fuck the head up Because with me, just because you offer a box, does not, is not going to treat me by the farce, right? I want to see what your mind is.
Speaker 3:I can get that shit. I want to see what your hustle game is. That don't that, don't that, don't that, don't that, don't that, don't that, don't that, don't budge me.
Speaker 2:Like what you mean if she don't, if she offer you just a box?
Speaker 3:That box don't like okay.
Speaker 1:Bro, that box is only a okay. There's 24 hours in a day, right, I can't be with that box all day.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, Okay okay.
Speaker 1:So what else.
Speaker 2:You got to bring something else. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:You got to be, you got to like. It can't like that's it.
Speaker 2:That's not an offer. You don't have nothing to comment outside of. We want to fuck you too, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nah that's.
Speaker 2:that's because you got it, I'm going to let you go ahead.
Speaker 1:If, if I can sit down and have a conversation with you.
Speaker 2:Mm-hm.
Speaker 1:And I can pick your brain and see what your brain is it. You can teach me some shit. Yeah Me a lot.
Speaker 2:Well then, then that's the difference that's gonna make me want to suck your toes, that's the difference between having a jump off sneaky link. Yeah, didn't have in somebody you wife. If you, if you got a sneaky link right, you not? You're not really.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, if you got a sneak link, you damn show, and we're in caring about satisfying her, though you feel?
Speaker 1:me, you just in that, okay, so then we can't, we can't use that for this scenario. There you feel me because you, because you think about it like this chance, how long you won't fuck with a sneaky yeah?
Speaker 3:man, I thought with it, but then it's like when you, when you break it down, it ain't gonna work with the avenue.
Speaker 2:Thank you, link man, that's like a. Unless you, unless you try to make this, you know me, how long are you a probation when you get, when you get on a new job?
Speaker 1:Man, fuck that. It's like my three month Like.
Speaker 2:Christmas.
Speaker 1:If you, if you have nothing to offer me other than I'm just gonna fucking leave, why the fuck am I boy?
Speaker 3:Like I said that that's not gonna buzz me like I'm like bro, oh, I can get pussy regardless of right of the fact. Yeah, they can get it regardless intriguing them by far.
Speaker 1:Why the fuck are you wasting your fucking time? That's why you gotta fuck their head up. But, but no, but. Nowadays, these females want to fucking bag. They want to bag up front.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry if I'm not feeding, I'm not fucking on my finance you, yeah, but I tell you you don't really want to take off, rip my what I, what I got going on. Like everything. I laid out to you. So if you wanna Partake, cool, if you don't, cool, right, I don't give a fuck, right, absolutely I'm body gonna want to partake, so shit bro.
Speaker 1:Do you like a buffet?
Speaker 3:It's like a buffet Do you know, I know y'all don't a ratio to men and women, like it's like what, like seven or one or some shit.
Speaker 2:It's like Are you?
Speaker 1:crazy like somebody gonna like that's what, and somebody gonna jump see, that's all I said.
Speaker 3:That's why I told you before we started, this shit will go leave somewhere else is like. It's like how the fuck they gonna be one enough to be with one person, two at the same time?
Speaker 1:the thing is but the complexity of it is when you, if you're, if that person can satisfy all your needs right.
Speaker 3:But sometimes you know you have. Have you ever met one female to satisfy all your needs?
Speaker 1:I'm gonna ask me every huh, that's what I'm saying Okay cuz you're hold on, hold on yeah.
Speaker 3:That's why. That's why I want it. That's my perfect female.
Speaker 2:Nobody's perfect.
Speaker 1:But to make sure that somebody makes me bro, my biggest thing with me is make sure I'm straight. Yeah, for sure. I don't give a fuck about what else. If you make sure I'm straight, bro, everything else are falling on.
Speaker 3:You made sure I'm straight, you got my heart. I ain't even trying to trip off all the other shit like you got me, like then. That's why. That's why we trying to say like once you, once you got that, but you got that and it's kind of hard. You got to do some real fucked up shit for me to really diss myself from you.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, when you, when you like, like I tell you like I tell people all the time hey, the box might be good, but it's it's only a certain amount of times I can fuck you during a day until my damn dick goes.
Speaker 3:Got them, get so and I can't fuck them on till god damn them.
Speaker 2:Oh, I heard this one time. It's it's hard to fucking your girl multiple times in a day than it is fucking multiple bitches. Why, I Don't know. I mean.
Speaker 1:The reason why is how many?
Speaker 2:times can you fuck your girl right in one day.
Speaker 3:Now I'm okay, but I'm saying this I kind of okay, I'm gonna play, uh, you know, saying the bad man to the bad man was advocating. So it's like I don't Okay. I say to the extent, though it's like, yeah, it's like you just like want a different personality. You feel me, that's, that's all it might be. Like you want a different flavor.
Speaker 1:That's it.
Speaker 3:See, bud, that that bipolar shit only works so far, like that, you ain't gonna give me the same. You gonna give me like, two different people in bed, you're? You ultimately gonna give me that same motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Oh, no though.
Speaker 2:Not, cuz not to say what not Not Get bad, I might get bad, I'm not saying like that, I'm playing bad man, I said that before I even started talking, so fuck y'all this thing Think.
Speaker 3:I think like this fuck you, motherfucker, fuck you.
Speaker 2:That's something that I would do was telling the fellas I heard a just for fuck both Multiple bitches, right, no, no, no. What I'm saying is we doubling back to the toys?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, one day she might want to go three rounds. Hey, I gotta work at full. I could give you the first one, listen if I gotta go to work.
Speaker 3:But I'm not even fucking you. That day, you hear me, I might have to what I Need. I don't need to play them type of games. No, like y'all, y'all okay, like you said, I mean missing that where we were. We're doing that, but y'all already know what the fuck. Like y'all morning, nigga, I'm fucking night. Oh yeah, I fuck around. Goddamn be sleep soon, as I be in that bit. You feel me like hell? No, nice.
Speaker 2:Before you go to work.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so we think we just let me.
Speaker 2:For me, if I get, I guess on night before work.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, I'm going to bed on time.
Speaker 2:I'm waking up fresh.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm gonna game. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be in. Yeah, tell you something.
Speaker 1:Oh, if I can get some before work, shit, I'm walking in there, motherfucker, with a happy attitude. Hey bro, yeah, yeah, walking in, motherfucker, oh man, hey, she can do the piss me, the fuck off today.
Speaker 3:That's what.
Speaker 1:I got some cheeks last night.
Speaker 3:I got peace last night when I was working days, oh yeah, but, bro, let me ask you this question about five what if I this?
Speaker 1:But this is but this yeah. But it's the know. How many times have y'all gone to work and Just looked at them all fucking in a shitty ass, fucking move.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it ain't even like now you can. You can tell who ain't got no dick in a while, like it's it's been a while since you guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they said, she ain't got no dick.
Speaker 1:Y'all motherfucking this tripping in here absolutely, because man it make it had to go tankle. He had to go tank, tank y'all. But, when you look at stuff, it's it's like when?
Speaker 1:where do we come? Where do we have a common ground? And for me, shit, the toys make shit interesting. Hey, go get a bait. Look at these under, look at these under the bed. Restraint, yeah, hey, look at it. A Sensory deprivation yeah, y'all don't know what that is. That's when you take away a person senses to enhance the other ones, when you say, shit, baby, hey, you know that little thing. We just got reaching top of the road to red, that motherfucker out. Why don't?
Speaker 3:I got some handcuffs shit. I need you to me. I'm just waiting on a goddamn day right yeah, nah. Shella goddamn, what a kid I got them forget. Yeah, we fucked up.
Speaker 2:Hey.
Speaker 3:I have got a go to the job.
Speaker 1:Hey, I need, I need them coughs, bro, I need them coughs come outside but when you look at the totalitarian circumstances, would you be against your old lady throwing them all fuckers away, cuz.
Speaker 3:I'm not me.
Speaker 1:I look at females goofy when they say oh Shit, he made me throw him, he made me throw my toys away. For what, like I?
Speaker 3:said, like I said, pussy, don't make me budge. Even for my, even for my old lady, they don't make me move cuz, like I done, been there, done that for for a long time Now. It's about to be going on 10 years, real soon, that I mean it. It like listen to me, I don't know if y'all, I don't know if y'all know this. No, no, I said, I said it's about to be about to be about. I said about to be.
Speaker 2:It was in the country, though, man, y'all ain't nothing to do what you mean? We had a running from week.
Speaker 1:We could run from dogs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know right, bite y'all can't hang, go get it around the house exactly why shit?
Speaker 1:Hey, I can't, I ain't gonna hold you man, shit hey, hey. But hey, only our generation will understand how I go get broke.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's time for you, right there. The green monster sitting outside bro the little green box bro, you know how many more fuckers lost a virginity?
Speaker 1:virginity off at the green, uh, at the green box, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hold on the job, grow up green talking at the green box. That was just a link up One house.
Speaker 1:And behind the house.
Speaker 3:I can show them up for the Zaddo, you know.
Speaker 2:You know some people ain't give it to him like you know, definitely people in maternal control, but y'all niggas, that's where everybody dropped a bike sofa.
Speaker 3:You just sat on that motherfucker got a little cancer from that bitch, but got there oh like no, I'm gonna motherfuckers everybody, everybody, everybody experience.
Speaker 2:It's different than others. Why should I? I didn't get to my shit till I was in high school, bro. I was, I was saying I Wasn't some, some niggas, some niggas was get in in the seventh grade.
Speaker 1:No, motherfuckers, they were getting head in the fifth grade, real shit.
Speaker 3:I a the first time. The first time I realized or not even realized, but like found out about a grown man within fourth grade. Let that shit sink in yo were fucking great Great.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's when you in class nigga yes.
Speaker 1:What do you get them? Hormones, raging bro.
Speaker 3:Well, you lay down and a bit is just like grinding on you oh, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:You gotta think when, when me you was in elementary school Look Me, you Was in cuz I started to get experience that yeah around the same time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so we talking we talking between 2003, 2000 for 2005. Around that time we talk around there we can leave. We talking about all these different songs and different Stuff that was going on in 2008, I was two years older me, so, yeah, that probably would be your time 7678 will be for me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, bro, I was, I was that's when I was in. Yeah, you know, we was, that's what you do.
Speaker 3:I was in this prime bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, I'm saying I think we're like People were. I don't even think people was really tripping, because we had monitors. I mean, they'll say something if they catch you. Yeah, this is what.
Speaker 3:They was on. Yeah, that's it. We were different time.
Speaker 1:Can I show a question? So when I was growing up, yeah, we had like the Playboy channel and shit like that. Did y'all ever get a virus on your mama's computer and let her cut y'all out?
Speaker 2:See, that was my brother. I had a older brother, so the virus he said the virus already put on that bean.
Speaker 3:Now look my brother Chance.
Speaker 1:You know your brother gonna kick your ass, because you know, you know.
Speaker 2:It was so bad to where you cut the computer on that bit like login. Fuck me. Two miles away I'm like damn pop-ups. My mom will be like don't get on the computer. And I never thought this was. This was the air wing. Computer games was the shit.
Speaker 3:No, it was a desktop. Everybody had a desktop in the house. Computer games are shit you can go play on.
Speaker 2:On all these different games. So she would tell me, don't get on the computer. I'm like I did nothing wrong?
Speaker 3:Why do I have to get off the computer? I cut the computer on but see, I got.
Speaker 2:I got in trouble this day because I didn't know I cut the computer on but then cut down the monitor. So when it popped up that shit was on like A hundred. So all you heard was it just popped up this naked chick, yeah you just heard this sound. And my mom was like didn't I tell you not to cut the computer? I'm like yo, what the fuck? So that that that moment, right there, I was in the third grade. That's what I'm like. What is that now? That's my introduction to porn.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So now I'm like, let me go through my other room.
Speaker 3:That's where that shit started from around that time you know what.
Speaker 1:You know what mine started from. Let me kick it tonight. Oh, what a Bt uncut. That's hip drill. That's two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's where y'all started off it. It kicked it off for you.
Speaker 2:Bt uncut was crazy. Now, I never myself was up to watch it because when it came on and my brother was watching it, he kicked me out. Understand, he knew why. Yeah, he knew why he kicked me out. You know what I'm saying. But I would just see like the handle, the foot they don't like. I didn't know. I was watching the tip drill at the time. Yeah, now when I was old enough and I actually looked at the tip drum. I oh shit, that's what I watch it.
Speaker 2:Yeah but I thought he was you know, I don't know what he was doing some other shit.
Speaker 3:Oh it's a budget.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you something. That shit ruined me. For the first time I went to the club. I said bro that's what the club was like, but I'm about to have a ball.
Speaker 2:No, nothing, nothing. The club is like nothing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it grew up here yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I that's, that's.
Speaker 3:Because they might get his guy. So let me ask you a question though, yeah, to try to um a house boy. Back to our.
Speaker 1:Comment about the toy or not the toy. I Understand, like I understand, like some people out here taking that shit overboard to the point where it's like, are you serious, that shit ain't gonna be no good? How does that shit bounce back like that? Right, I was a bar, right. But is it because I know some people feel insecure about themselves to the point where it's like, do I still include this into my situation? Do I still? How do I Trans? Like like you know, we my way into that? Like to making it seem like a babe. It's okay if we do this.
Speaker 1:Yeah person's never done that, because on the flip side, there's some dudes out here that only used to vanilla shit. They only used to fucking one way. Yeah, only only thing they know is let me go watch porn and I'm just supposed to got down. Wow, wow, yeah, and that's the way they they. That's the way they learn how to fuck. Yeah they only think they supposed to go in and just got now. Man, handle the shit instead of enjoying it.
Speaker 3:You do got to go through it, though, to to ask, to understand and and know, but also you do got to have some experience with all that shit. Don't be the same, like you said, chance. Sometimes these motherfuckers out here like they do know what they be doing. I don't know, see, I don't know what the fuck be the reason why somebody better be waiting the others but Listen, watch.
Speaker 1:Some motherfuckers be having a goddamn goddamn. I think that's just, I think it's genetics and you eat and, yeah, they died, yeah they intake.
Speaker 3:probably it's true, like you said your top five that you remember it, shit yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah and it's cool if it don't make a mess. I don't want it because.
Speaker 2:You might, you might not be in your girl top five.
Speaker 1:Hey, you might not, but oh this is another one I want to talk about next time, bro. That's shit. Do you ask body count? I don't know, cuz you're gonna get your feelings hurt.
Speaker 2:That's not my concern. Anything before me is not my concern.
Speaker 3:I go lie, yeah, cuz you fuck around and you find out. But you say, damn that bitch, they go with the phone.
Speaker 2:My fear is, though, cuz, like I said, I'm not gonna ask, that's not my concern. My fear is somebody that our wife, I'm married. I'm like cool. She got all the attributes I need. We go to her high school reunion and niggas is like boy.
Speaker 1:You the married boy, you the marriage slap. It's happy oh my god.
Speaker 2:Why you are gonna go to a you better to go. That's my fear. But I'm not, I'm still not gonna ask that. But back back to the toy, back to the toys. Right, I Was with a chick, I was with a girl, a woman, and I had already experienced, you know, fuck around with the toy. So I'm like I noticed you ain't never had no toy or you don't have toys period. So I'm like, okay, anniversary coming up, list what you think about me.
Speaker 3:Getting you a toy.
Speaker 2:I'm the type of person I don't. I don't ever just surprise, or I'm always asked before I do anything. I don't know why I do it, I just I just it's the, it's the.
Speaker 1:It's the Part where you're afraid of the immediate rejection.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I'm not like I'm nasty, but Unless you tell me you on my level of nasty, I'm gonna ask before I do anything. So I'm like what you think about me getting you a rose with the. It was a rose. Spring in spring to with a. The lady at the, the lady at the Starship, called it a rat. I ain't never seen that shit To the stove man. Hey, you got to, you got to. You got to queue that up later, bro. I will I need to get this out? Listen so um I.
Speaker 3:Man you on the sun with that, with now look, tell you look it's a rose, right, the regular road.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got a string out and it's the little thing at the end it's called a rabbit. Now, I didn't know this but, like I said, I went to the store so I'm like cool, I Could do that, or like put that on her while she give me some man, I'm thinking of how I could use it on her.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cuz it got the rabbit.
Speaker 2:I'm like hi, so, not to be too explicit, I done, you know, the coochie in the booty. Oh, by that I don't play with it, I got them it ain't for some like I'm thinking how I can use it.
Speaker 2:I'm like never far by this shit. Let me see if she really even want this shit, cuz she don't even have no toy right. So my a set up picture like a what you think about this? Bring this out. On the anniversary she was like nah, no, I'm good, which I wasn't gonna say. I was surprised, but I'm like uh, like damn, I was kind of looking forward to you saying yeah, yeah, but Some some um, they might not have it some um do, but when they do it's kind of like a plus for me. I'm never gonna tell you to get rid of it, because my first experience with it it was crazy. Now I'm gonna ask jack if I could say my first experience like this Go ahead, we're gonna go.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry to cut the pocket.
Speaker 2:All right, bet. I just moved down here. This was After my first year of college, so this is like the summertime. I'm taking a summer class. I'm thinking Some class gonna be dead, like it's not gonna be anybody there. But the college I'm going to, a lot of people just do their core classes. They try to get the bull shit out the way. Then they go to a real university. So the class was deep. I'm sitting next to this asian chick. We get paired up, whatever we got to do a project. I throw the moves out of. She fuck with me. Long story short. Um, we go to her crib. I'm downstairs because I'm trying to be I'm a very respectful nigga. Yeah, I'm gonna. I don't be doing too much. You're trying to do too much.
Speaker 3:That's what we do too much, Exactly yeah you give me permission, I'm now you know I'm cool, I'm cool. Exactly right. You ain't gonna goddamn hit me up here, so I'm, uh, I'm downstairs.
Speaker 2:She like she like, uh, she. Um. She like, cool, we, we had to do a project or something. So we went and ate came back at her crib. She like I'm gonna take a shower real quick. Yeah, I'm downstairs with it. You didn't invite me to your room, or not? Her sister, come on, nigga, what you doing down here? I'm like, well, I'm someone. So she like, go to her room, what you doing? So I'm like, okay, go to the room. I'm chilling in her bed. Shorty like, oh, you in the room? I'm like, yeah, I'm in the room, I'm just chilling. Um, I'm like you want me to go back downstairs. She like, now, you good, look, it came out the shower with a towel, all right. And I'm like, oh man, you know this is like the movies Asian bed. This is my first Asian.
Speaker 3:Don't tell me she dropped that. Motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Go ahead man, I'm a fucking walk out of there. It was acting like she was getting dressed like bullshit, but kept the towel on yeah. So like lotion in her legs and I'm trying not to look because I don't want to be like nigga the fuck, you know what I'm saying and that male for the drop the towel. This is, I'm over here, it's not like a white dude. This is awesome, this is great, right. So she like, she like, I'm about to give you some head bed.
Speaker 2:She give me some head. I'm laying in the bed and she got the ass to it up, but I'm like what is that Do? This girl got a crystal in her ad, like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:Oh, she had a butt plug in.
Speaker 2:They had a butt plug in with the. With the butt it was a. I'll never forget what the fuck it was, because it was crazy it was. It's the same color. It was the same color as my my stone in my senior ring graduated.
Speaker 3:Same stone yeah.
Speaker 2:Hey, when stuff like that happened. When stuff like that happened, I should be like look at god.
Speaker 3:This is looking. God, this is so, so sweet.
Speaker 2:My first experience with a toy period. It wasn't no vibrator, it was a butt plug so like she just went ahead and did it. She didn't even ask me. But I'm such a, I'm such a freak, I'm like man, bad, bad. So we, we, you know we get the hunting. I just left that bitch in there. You know, she had an experience I hadn't experienced. Because now I'm like oh wow, you know what I mean Like I need that.
Speaker 1:Hey, let me ask you a question. Up until that point and you experienced that. Did it change your views on it?
Speaker 2:It changed my views on it? Um, yes, because Before I was curious but I wasn't ever gonna pull a trigger. You know what I mean. I wasn't gonna pull a trigger myself, because at that time that was like my and I was 19. I think that might have been like my third or fourth body. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:So, myself, I myself wasn't how old 19, I ain't starting fucking 14. Well, I still gotta say she had. She had a crystal in her ass at 14.
Speaker 2:No hell, no Uh-uh.
Speaker 1:Oh 19.
Speaker 2:19. I was still what you call vanilla. I'm still just. I'm still thinking missionary is amazing Like this is great. Now, 26 now.
Speaker 3:I see you know that is here.
Speaker 1:Well, what you, what you know, what? Yeah, you grow and you find out different shit and it makes you evolve and opens your mind to different things. Yeah, because if you're, if you're so like controlled in your thoughts, how do you explore? How do you explore life? How do you enjoy life? Yeah, yeah. True, I mean, where do you go from there? Cause I mean, with me it's like the more I experienced, the more I grow, the more I learned, the more I learned this, that and the third. So where do we go from there?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But that's like. That's like, cause I've heard some dudes come off some bushy I ain't finna do that, I ain't I don't wanna do that. Or they thinking that they know every, everything and there's no room for growth.
Speaker 2:Now, now my ass. Y'all this, hey, we already know.
Speaker 1:We already know cause we already had a conversation before. Chance already told me before he ain't learned no more. Hey, he ain't taking my advice no more, or no moves, or to try nothing, no more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, hey, i'ma tell you right now what you tried something that he told you. Man. When I first met the nigga Jack, I said man, look my first name, that's how you know he got a story.
Speaker 3:He said, man, you need to get it. I said, man, I think.
Speaker 2:I said, bro, I first met Jack and I'm like, okay, he cool, we working together and stuff like that. And he would just say shit. So, my bro, what you talking about? He like oh man, you know, when she about to get done, go ahead and take that thing out and just whack him over that motherfucker. So I'm like what the fuck is he talking about? What is he talking about? Like, what Niggas, Niggas. Yeah, so fast forward a couple months of hearing that, cause I'm like I'm not doing that, bro. You know what I mean. He like no, I tried, bro, Couple months, go out with a shorty have a good time.
Speaker 2:I'm off that brown, I'm off that yack. So I'm trying to break that back. Nothing been a while before so I said for some reason, for some reason, what he said popped in my head, which was like I don't know, no homo, but it wasn't in that moment, it just was when we was on the way back. You know, you try, you know, you know you about to get something.
Speaker 3:He say yeah, I'm finna whack this bitch.
Speaker 2:I don't get the time, so I'm in the.
Speaker 3:I'm in the I'm in the right.
Speaker 2:So I said I'ma do it, I'ma do it, Do it, and you know she was when she was last with us she was on some other shit, like hold on, I done, been with you, I done been with you for a minute. I didn't know you could do that, you. You ain't wild, you were. You a squirter, sheesh. Ever since then he had fucked up on me, not not to say you wasn't on me before but, it's like her fine, was Now you on me. My mom was like hold on.
Speaker 2:I can see what she mean, what type of time she was on, cause we talked about it later, cause I'm like girl, what's up with you.
Speaker 2:She thought that I was fucking on somebody older who was teaching me shit, cause she was like oh you know, we never we been in it and and and I didn't know I could do that and you ain't never made me do that, and so I'm like I ain't fucking on nobody else I'm not, finna tell you where I got it from, cause I don't want you to hear that I got it from. Yeah, my boy, jack, told me he's really not hell.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just no, because you know what's going to happen is because they going to be like shit. Let me go meet this nigga.
Speaker 2:Let me see what this nigga yeah if I meet him, and then you know what I mean. Like no, my whole thing was I wanted you to. Oh, fuck it, We'll back door your ass. I ain't even hold you, but I went yeah, I ain't listening, no more. You say cause she, she crazy.
Speaker 1:Hey, chance Shit, hey, that's that come from that old head. That old old head pop up book man.
Speaker 2:That uncle, that cheeko. I told you uncle man. Yeah, man, this nigga, nigga, nigga had the shit fucked up.
Speaker 3:That one whole, all the goddamn cheekos, the goddamn facts what it was, dude.
Speaker 2:But look, I got a question for y'all though. Yeah, do you think it's weird? Do you think it's weird that you bring a chick over? You know you haven't fucked yet, but you initiate the toy Not. Do you think it's weird that you already have toys as a man? Not that you using on yourself, you using, you using them on bitches.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:Like I got a rose with the little rabbit on the head. But you know what, man?
Speaker 3:let me take a look.
Speaker 2:I got a love, because I like to use this on bitches. I ain't using these on myself.
Speaker 1:Right. Obviously but, but this is the thing Do you think a bitch will be like this?
Speaker 2:nigga weird.
Speaker 1:Nah, no, but what's gonna happen is is you're gonna be faced with the fact that why does he have this and how many bitches has he used this with? Yeah, how many females has he used this with oh, he just missed me out here using it on every female he sleeps with. That's the conversation that you're now gonna be faced with. If you pull it out too frequently, you give me what I'm saying, so sometimes it's good you know what I'm gonna shut the hell up straight.
Speaker 2:Do them to let them.
Speaker 1:It's good to gift.
Speaker 2:Okay. All right Never just have your own stats.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not to pull that.
Speaker 1:Right, because too many questions will now be pushed to your extent. Now you're at the disadvantage. You're like no, I just wanna have it. Why, why do you wanna have this? No other dude I've been messing with has this. Now there's certain links that you can do that to But-.
Speaker 2:You just can't do that with every female. You gotta figure it out. You can't do everything with every female. You can't do that.
Speaker 1:In any situation, you can't do the same shit with everybody. You can't do the same things with the next female, you can't do that with the next man. You know what? I'm saying Because psychologically your wheels start turning. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then you deal with women. Well, I like women, so I'm dealing with women. Of course, Of course you better be dealing with women. You gotta put it out there. We in Atlanta, man, that's what I was saying. I'm like we in Atlanta If I do that but you know what crazy bro, she ain't probably gonna think.
Speaker 1:I'm weird, no, but you know what, bro, you can usually. But a lot of people don't understand, like when we say, bro, I'm not from Atlanta because a lot of females come down here and they get to mingling, and they get that notion in their head Are all dudes from Atlanta like this? Are all dudes on Atlanta on this weird show.
Speaker 2:You tell them we got one right here. What? Where you from, bro?
Speaker 3:Well shit, originally I thought it would. They changed that bit, Stonecrest got them. So oh, they changed Stonecrest. Yeah, you can say Stonecrest.
Speaker 2:So you, you really from Gwyneth bro.
Speaker 3:Nah, they ain't Gwyneth. That's the cap shit. Nah, I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you.
Speaker 2:But not like who tell female. I will tell a woman that I ain't man, I'm not from here. I move to like everybody else move there. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:But you don't want that demographic put on you.
Speaker 2:Well, for one, I like representing the crib. I'ma always say I'm from Dade County, but listen, thank y'all for tuning in. See y'all next week. We had our first guest Tune in a lot more coming YouTube on the way. Duh say he gonna come back.
Speaker 3:See if he really gonna be here. I'm reoccurring guess on this.
Speaker 2:Hey, we'll see man, but we out Peace, peace Okay.