Sit down and watch a step-by-step and welcome to four step-by-step only. I'm Jack, he's Chance and that's Smiley hey. But today we got let y'all know how, behind the scenes man, dj J-A-P. And then you got which I don't really call him DJ J-A-P, and then you got which I don't, I don't, I don't really call him DJ J-A-P. That's weird. I call that man hey, that's DJ such and such. Y'all ain't never heard of such and such. Come on, man hey, man such and such. Man man, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:That's such.
Speaker 1:DJP, djp. Yes, sir, hey, but we got a wonderful guest with us today. A wonderful guest, I let Chance do her introduction.
Speaker 2:The world renowned, internationally known, coming Straight out of Michigan State With a PhD. In stunting on these hoes, you feel me.
Speaker 1:Pop your shit, girl.
Speaker 2:Aisha in the building. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, aisha. Welcome. How you doing, aisha, what's up Welcome?
Speaker 4:Thanks for having me. It's been a minute.
Speaker 2:It has been a minute You're supposed to have been here weeks ago.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I remember when you guys were talking.
Speaker 2:Best Communications.
Speaker 4:During this podcast and I was in the talks, and here I am.
Speaker 2:In the flesh.
Speaker 4:Five million episodes later and I'm just not getting an invite.
Speaker 1:But you hit him they hate me, y'all. We do not hate you, man.
Speaker 4:All serious, right, all serious right man.
Speaker 1:This the only person I know that will walk in my house and tell me hey, he ain't got nothing on the top shelf. That's an old, dirty motherfucker I swear talking about. I'm not talking about no shit on the top shelf. We're saying shit. You can tell this a man's goddamn kitchen. That's what the hell we were talking about. Talking about how we got different mismatched shit in here tell my man's kitchen there's nothing on the third shelf hey look, just cause I didn't steal some but it's my.
Speaker 1:It's all dirty. Come on, man. Hey, it's okay. It's okay. We meant to hear the behalf meant here to be half. God damn, I cannot talk over shit ever can.
Speaker 2:I you were drinking that what you were drinking before we started a lot of shit, all of it what you drinking. Before we started, a lot of shit. Couple shots, couple shots, couple shots.
Speaker 1:Mountain water, mountain water, hell, nah, we went a little bit more backwards. Goddamn a chance we were goddamn drinking that goddamn fireball. You ain't never had none of that goddamn fireball. I'm telling you that shit.
Speaker 4:A goddamn triple monkey's ass I'm telling you it that shit a goddamn Triple monkey's ass.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you it will shrink a monkey's ass. I tell you you pour it on anything. It even took all the goddamn Goddamn rust off my bum. I'm telling you. It's that motherfucking fireball.
Speaker 2:Hey man, that shit got you slurring man, it's okay.
Speaker 1:It's okay, it's gonna be a good day you ready, man?
Speaker 4:I don't know. No, they really do.
Speaker 1:It's okay. It's going to be a good day, yeah man, you ready, man?
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 1:No, they really do, man I saw a motherfucker pull out two gallons of this shit one time, Like it was ready to party.
Speaker 2:I didn't know it was going to. She get dying over here, you smiling Boys, dying Shit. You, hell dog. I didn't do nothing bro.
Speaker 3:I see your face when she said what she said.
Speaker 2:It's a guy yeah, what you they love fireball. Hey, listen man, white people get off, they shit man. You see a whole nother in.
Speaker 4:October. Well, september and October and fall is like a really big thing in Michigan and they'd always do fireball.
Speaker 2:They'd do what Fireball?
Speaker 4:and a hot cider and go on like corn meat.
Speaker 1:That's called an angry apple, ain't it Okay?
Speaker 4:Sir, I don't know the name you was drinking it, though. No, I mean, I tried it, but it just wasn't for me, it wasn't for you. Yeah, I don't really care.
Speaker 2:They was drinking that shit like juice. Huh, what else.
Speaker 4:Back in the fireball days I was drinking that Bacardi Dragonberry.
Speaker 3:Bacardi Dragonberry. Yeah, I ain't know that I had of that.
Speaker 4:Really, that was like back in like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was like 2012, 2013.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuck that Sc, fuck that, scrap, that trash. That shit was good as fuck, though.
Speaker 4:Man shit.
Speaker 2:They don't make it no more.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I haven't looked for it and I don't want it.
Speaker 1:That's like. That's like the old version Of the guy doing four locos.
Speaker 4:It was potent.
Speaker 2:I've never had four local man.
Speaker 1:Well, you, that shit a devil.
Speaker 2:You ain't missed that.
Speaker 3:That shit a devil.
Speaker 2:Okay cool. I ain't never had. That's a devil juice. You know what I had, though?
Speaker 1:MD 2020, damn right that man though.
Speaker 2:Man, that motherfucker had me Throwing up. Bruh, that shit had me Throwing up.
Speaker 3:That shit just like Flavored water With a little bit.
Speaker 1:There's a reason why that motherfucker Ain't nothing else In the.
Speaker 2:Bro, that shit had me Throwing up Outside my job the gas station in South Carolina. Nigga, they selling the gas station. Yeah, bro, I drank that shit one night before work. I was at a little function.
Speaker 4:You drink a mad dog before work.
Speaker 2:This was. This was Well how old are you, james, I was like 19, bro, nigga was just happy to drink.
Speaker 1:Drink that shit bro, hey speaking of that. What's everybody's first alcohol? That's what I want to know. I want to know everybody in the room's first alcohol, First alcohol.
Speaker 4:A Dragonberry. What part of that don't you get that? Was fresh for you, that was fresh for you. I didn't start drinking until college.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Why did you get quiet when she said she didn't start drinking until college?
Speaker 4:Because I was waiting on somebody say you lying, no college. Neither though it was like a whole thing with like my dad.
Speaker 3:He was like a crazy drunk.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay that makes sense.
Speaker 1:I had a liquid go ahead.
Speaker 2:I had a white rum a white rum, my pops. Jamaican man that nigga uh, was trying to put me to sleep. One time when I was a jet, they gave me like a cap full of that shit white rum that nigga used to have me drinking Guinness. It's a Caribbean thing, though. Hey, I'm going to get it For real. Jesus fucking Christ. Guinness is the shit, because I was drinking that bitch since I was like five.
Speaker 1:Boy you drinking that goddamn thick, goddamn beer. Oh Lord, hey, I wasn't patient. Hey man, hey, I got a funny story to tell y'all. So about the first time I started drinking, so I was nothing, but in high school I was goddamn like a freshman delinquent so next thing I know this motherfucker I see my mama on kitchen. She got a big bottle of goddamn coconut rum and I got some pineapple juice in the goddamn refrigerator a nice little mix, though it's a mean little mix, ain't it?
Speaker 1:If you knew what you was doing with it I did not know a goddamn thing. That shit was strong as fuck.
Speaker 2:So you drank that shit straight.
Speaker 1:Boy. That shit had me having tears in my eyes. I was only but 15. So and it was right before goddamn school.
Speaker 2:Oh, you did that in the morning.
Speaker 1:Yes, dog.
Speaker 2:True, dog, I'm about to be at night, yeah, bro.
Speaker 1:Bro. I put that shit in a squeezy bottle and went to school with that shit.
Speaker 2:Fucking for real, nigga, what Mm-hmm you was asking?
Speaker 3:what did you?
Speaker 2:get.
Speaker 1:Hey, I got some Fur Period shit. This dude out of front of me, I'm like boy shit, I'll pay you for the rest of it.
Speaker 4:How much you?
Speaker 1:got. He told me like $20. I was like shit, here you go.
Speaker 2:I told you bro.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker with the goddamn nutting up off the top.
Speaker 2:I told you.
Speaker 4:Pablo Talks, come back. I told you, I said it, bro. I told you, I said it, bro, I told you, I told you.
Speaker 1:It's bad when your dog On goddamn go Like he ready To goddamn hit something.
Speaker 4:Pablo, that's cause he hear.
Speaker 1:Noise out the back.
Speaker 4:Hey y'all, by the way, that's.
Speaker 2:Tux.
Speaker 4:His name is Pablo.
Speaker 2:See that nigga talking back. Nigga said Nigga said you heard me. Nigga said you heard but.
Speaker 1:So but yeah, man. So we went for a period, so the dude done killed the whole bottle in like 3.5 seconds. I said, bro, you might be up. Bro, I'm talking about he goddamn deep, throw the fuck out that damn tree. I'm talking about when you see football players squeeze their bottom and just crush, crush, crush.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just open it. You just got to let it slide down.
Speaker 2:Well, well, on that note. Okay, ricky, all right.
Speaker 4:No worries with that one. How about the yankees? Hey, hey, is it?
Speaker 1:bad, my whole goddamn open your throat. Mind frame right for 3.5 seconds, but anyway, throat openers.
Speaker 1:So the dude gets up to walk, it's like 30 minutes into the class he gets up to walk. This motherfucker trips. Like 30 minutes into the class he gets up to walk. This motherfucker trips and goes face fucking first into the fucking hard ass. High school cement floors Awesome, you even heard this motherfucker Ha, he bounced Nigga, bounced off the bounce off that fucking. Yes, yes. So boom, I'm sitting in that motherfucker trying to tighten up like a motherfucker Like this. Nigga finna, get me fucked up.
Speaker 1:He was leaking, wasn't he, bro? I got up Goddamn nose busted, goddamn mouth leaking Tough they talking about some, well, what happened? He was like oh, that motherfucker was Was gonna tell on me, hell yeah Did he tell on you though. No, his mouth was too fucked up. Oh, hey, look.
Speaker 2:I think he had to have A couple stitches in his mouth. He probably said that nigga.
Speaker 4:He tricked him. His mouth system is fucked Versus throat and that was my.
Speaker 2:That's tough, but Set that man up.
Speaker 1:I ain't set him up, he asked for it. That's true, hey, stupid decisions win stupid ass prizes true, that is fact but honest to god. That was a humbling moment for me speaking of stupid ass decisions.
Speaker 2:What now to cut you off? But uh, I think I was in the right but still of in the wrong. In that situation I'm going to just incorporate it with stupid decisions. So I go out this past weekend to a little spot in Conyers, right, oh shit. I'm going to paint the scene for y'all. Basically, I threw money On A nigga baby mama and he didn't know he was in the club. Didn't know he was in the club, right.
Speaker 1:So Chance. What the fuck made you do that bro?
Speaker 2:Hey, listen, bro, when I go out and I I go out, you know I might have 10 ones on me, 20 ones on me. Been doing that shit Since I got to Atlanta and I go out, you know I might have 10 ones on me, 20 ones on me why? Been doing that shit since I got to Atlanta. Go to the club. Shorties might be shaking ass or whatever. They lit whatever.
Speaker 1:Did she really have an ass though, chance, or did she just have like a brick wall booty?
Speaker 2:Nah, she had the yams. Nigga, she had the yams, she definitely was walking.
Speaker 3:She was a major. You said brick wall, brick wall.
Speaker 2:Wow, throwing money on a brick wall is.
Speaker 3:That's straight down the jack.
Speaker 2:Jesus.
Speaker 4:Christ.
Speaker 3:Look though, look though. Shorty had the yams.
Speaker 2:So where I was sitting, she was sitting by me, but that's what everybody told me to sit. It was somebody's birthday party. Right, came a little late. We like three songs in Shorty just keep throwing ass right in my face so I'm like I'm, you know, I'm chilling, so they start playing. Um, I can't remember what song they start playing, but everybody was letting it be Chaz quit playing, quit playing.
Speaker 1:You know what damn song that was?
Speaker 2:yeah, I, I know the song was bad, you know what.
Speaker 3:That's the song that got him his money. He even throw the money. What the hell?
Speaker 2:What the hell is that song? It was just Ashman throwing. They start playing on the Ying Yang Twins.
Speaker 3:Exactly.
Speaker 4:You love it.
Speaker 2:You know what song it is. You know what song it is. Damn, I'm sorry. Hey you know what? Hey, he probably over there they was playing.
Speaker 1:That damn, how that shit go man, you know how the damn close your eyes was it whistle while you? Twerk.
Speaker 2:Whistle while you twerk, whistle while you twerk yeah, I think it might have been that one. So I take my wallet out. Whistle while you twerk, whistle while you twerk.
Speaker 2:Whistle while you twerk. Yeah, yeah, I think it might have been that one. But so I take my wallet out, take the money out. I got seven dollars, say you know. Alright, she might get some Waffle house out there. Go ahead and contribute. She just throwing her ass In a 90 degree angle. So I start from the Shoulder blades On down to the ass. Once I drop that five on her ass, my homegirl was like nigga, you better stop Her. Baby daddy gonna beat your ass. So I look like huh. So I'm like baby daddy, beat my ass. Let me do a pan of the club real quick. I get about halfway from where we was sitting. I see a nigga in the club. Real quick. I get about halfway from where we were sitting. I see a nigga in the cut, all blacked out. I thought this I peeped the nigga when we first came, when I first came in there, but I'm like oh, he with another group because he wasn't even sitting by. Who?
Speaker 2:but that nigga was he was wet and he's just sitting there. I said, oh shit, oh shit. So I'm like, all right, go ahead and sit down, because I don't know that nigga, you know what I'm saying. I don't know who he with, so I'm like, let me just sit down to where I can see him. Five minutes later they leave. But moral of the story is y'all do a pan of the club before youall do a pan of the club before you do a pan, not do a pan of your pan because I don't think I'm in the wrong, because, shorty, you were nowhere around that nigga, I'm not, I'm not hold up.
Speaker 1:Hold up, if you not look, if you not from the party you with, let's hear, let's hear like female from the party you with let's hit.
Speaker 2:Let's hit like females. God damn well. You know your female perspective. I got you jack. All right. All right, asia, look right you got a what listen, that was it right there. She started throwing that shit in a 90 degree angle. I counted out the $7 like this start throwing that motherfucker, hey man you started doing it like this I started at the $7 $7 $7 god damn.
Speaker 1:I went like, hey, was it all in coins.
Speaker 3:I bet you picked that $7 up though Hell yeah, she left it on the floor.
Speaker 2:She left it on the floor, she left it on the floor.
Speaker 4:Why was it all in coins? Because no these?
Speaker 2:was dollars, these was $7. I had a five and two ones. That's what I'm saying. Two hit her and the five hit her on the ass. I made sure, the five hit her on the ass, I made sure. But hey, guess what though? Guess what though? She ain't stop, she ain't snap on me, she ain't shorty, kept going. So hey, if he, you know, snapped on you in the car, I apologize.
Speaker 4:What snapped on him he snapped on you in the car.
Speaker 2:Fuck, no, I'm saying it. He didn't say anything, he didn't stop nothing.
Speaker 4:He didn't make it known. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:But, but. But. I've told this story to other friends of mine and they said that's just some Miami shit, which it's not true.
Speaker 3:What you mean, it's just some Miami shit, which it's not true what you mean.
Speaker 2:It's just Miami shit Like niggas was like man, this ain't Miami nigga, this is Atlanta nigga Like bro.
Speaker 1:I don't care where you at.
Speaker 3:What you talking about.
Speaker 2:If that's yours, bro, you gonna stay on it like it's yours. My thing is, bro, no, that's real shit.
Speaker 3:You not even sitting with Shorty, you're not even around, bro, because he existed until I threw the money.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you how long this was before I even did that shit. Shorty had food. Come and ate some of the food. Oh shit, you had shrimps and fish. Come and smacked on it a little bit. Your man wasn't even eating with you. Shorty, I'm thinking you here, dolo. Of course I'm going to throw the little $7 I got, because I know you're going to want you a little All-star waffle or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, go ahead Late night.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:I can tell you, boy, that shit, bring it back, don't be mad at me, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Waffle got done for that early morning. I'll say that was a stupid decision of mine, cause I didn't if I I might have should have waited a little bit longer even if you did a pair in the club, a nigga across the club, the nigga what?
Speaker 1:the fuck I don't know this show, bro, the nigga, but a lot of times, bro, even a dude might be jealous of you and give you the same look. Hell yeah, you don't know, you don't know, what I'm trying to Get in the way.
Speaker 3:No, they left together.
Speaker 2:The nigga had to Walk past me bro, the nigga had to Walk past me. That's how packed the club was. The nigga had to Walk past me. So I was like he gave you Anything. I said On my fault, bro, like cause I'm in his way. He was like Are you good?
Speaker 3:And kept it pushing, snapping my question is this, though did you get your seven dollars?
Speaker 2:hell, yeah, nigga, I put that. I put them forces right on that money, slid it right back to me, pick that shit up and everything, hey, hey. My thing is, though I went out with some friends that I always go out with. They know I do that shit. They seen me, took the money out. What, what do you think I'm going to throw it? You wait till I'm done throwing the money to yell out oh, baby, daddy here, yeah, come on, huh.
Speaker 2:Once you see me taking that money out of that wallet. You should have been like, hey, bruh, bruh, but hey, it is what it is. I'm here now, just got to move different.
Speaker 1:But you know, some motherfuckers are just scared. They'll try their best to sneak you. So you just got to understand.
Speaker 2:After he left I had my back to the wall man. I was like, hey, man, check them young niggas that are coming in man, he might not be, you know, he might be with them. He might have sent a hit back. Yeah, I got up out of that I stayed about an hour but yeah, that, uh, that was some funny shit. I laughed the whole way home about that shit.
Speaker 4:The whole way home. The whole way home the entire way home. You laughed the entire way home. He can't even hear him the entire way.
Speaker 2:What if I, you didn't?
Speaker 4:stop for breath.
Speaker 2:What if I? What if I'm in here man Laughing but Asia am I?
Speaker 4:I mean, that's kind of a hard situation. I don't think you're wrong, just for some of the fact that he didn't make it known. That's on him as a man, you know, to make it known, come on or she should have did something. She should have did something yes, she should have did something, but also, as a man, make it fucking listen, you know, and then y'all y'all want toall, but y'all in the public place, though y'all want to know fit, though y'all want to know the fit
Speaker 2:this, I know this. I was like, oh yeah, she can't be here with her nigga. The fit was she had a uh, the party I was going to they did like a wild west thing, so cowboy hats. The fit was in the Daisy Dukes, you know. So she had on cowgirl boots, these shorts that look like biker shorts, that girls be wearing them, black legging shorts with like a crop top T-shirt, kind of thing.
Speaker 2:So, I'm like, oh yeah, you definitely hear, dolo, you know what I'm saying, not to say you gotta dress your woman, your woman, fellas. But if she going out like that, at least be in the air. You know you in the club, you know what I'm saying. You know you in the spot. People gonna be, my fault my bad, my fault og but but yeah, definitely, uh, definitely an experience.
Speaker 2:My name I won't call it humbling, but definitely uh something that you won't forget yeah, we'll never forget that shit, cause I was expecting the nigga to come over there and try to beat my ass, but then that would've been a humming moment that would've definitely been a humming moment.
Speaker 4:Cause that definitely was a wait, wait. So that? Are you insinuating that you would get your ass beat?
Speaker 2:I said try to whip my ass, you would try it would've been a humming moment though. Yeah, like I said, the food was just brought you, getting that whole 12 piece in the face, my nigga. Oh shit it was still steaming when Shorty brought it. Hey, fuck, nigga, boom Honey, hot, all on you?
Speaker 1:Was it wings or was it the shrimp?
Speaker 2:Nah, it was some wings, it was some wings. She fucked that shrimp up, though, but um, but it was some wings, it was some wings. She fought that shrimp out, though, but um, but yeah, man, humbling moments, that's uh the topic of today. Um, jack, go ahead, I'm gonna let you take off from now humbling moments.
Speaker 1:man, I guess this topic came up because I was getting out my car to go get some my kids some cereal. It was like seven o'clock in the morning and um, I pulled up and I got out my car and I looked straight across the roof. I see this lady sitting in her her own van and she it looks like she has all her worldly possessions and she's sleeping in it. And it's like I'm just fortunate enough to go in here and be able to buy my kids some cereal or milk or whatever, and not having to scrounge up the change just to do so. Because I have been there before, I've been broke before, I've been to the damn near point where shit, I just got paid Friday and I'm stealing the fucking negative and it's like how the fuck do I make it?
Speaker 1:Those are called humbling moments. You learn from. If you don't learn from them, you're bound to repeat them. And it's like we're like because, like I tell people all the time, shit, I've been so broke before that it's like do what I don't, what are my morals? But I got, I got a responsibility. So so do I put my morals to the side for a little bit of change, or an extra day just to breathe, or for my kids not to see us struggle. Yeah, because we all would shit. If you've said that you've been on this earth however long you have and you haven't had some shit, that'll just sit there, knock you the fuck out in the face and say, bitch, you're humble. Yeah, because it's like bro, I don't have my dick knocked in the dirt. No job. Yeah and shit. What am I going to do for income?
Speaker 2:I got kids.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I still got to feed these little motherfuckers. What am I going to do?
Speaker 3:That shit gets sticky at though.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Because you're in a hard place. You wouldn't do anything, anything. But you ain't willing to do anything. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, like you would do it, but it's like fuck, I get caught. It's over man, exactly. Yeah, you right, it's like that's what I'm saying you in a. It's a it's a.
Speaker 1:You know I'm saying a hard place to be in, when you like that it's not just a hard, it's fucked up place to be in mentally because you, you just constantly trying to dig yourself out of a fucking hole and it's like what do I do? I feel like I'm drowning and I don't have nobody to fucking help me. The person beside me is supposed to help me this motherfucker making it worse.
Speaker 3:The nigga I gave $20 to last week. I need that $20 now.
Speaker 2:But you know about that, though it don't be the same energy, you know, reciprocated. Reciprocated.
Speaker 3:Reciprocated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, some people go through that, but.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that depends.
Speaker 1:Yeah, depends on what issue.
Speaker 4:Your discernment in who to trust and who not to trust. That first instinctual gut feeling is always 110% correct.
Speaker 3:But then you start fighting against it though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because you second-guess, because that's when the reality of being human sucks like sinks in.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Kind of ain't really in line with humans are really it's unexplainable, you just know. Yeah, nah, that ain't for me, yeah, that's true Hell yeah because I ain't gonna it, just you just know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nah, that ain't for me. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you right about that. You start, hell, yeah, because I ain't going to lie, bruh.
Speaker 4:You know who to trust and who not to trust.
Speaker 3:This shit just happened to me and I just lit the conversation again six days ago. Motherfucker asked me for some money. Sheesh and. I ain't even say he was like he homeless now and shit. I'm like bruh, I'm like.
Speaker 4:I'm empathetic, but that ain't got shit to do with me like it, do like you feel me how you know dude.
Speaker 3:I used to hoop with him and stuff back in the day. Yeah, that's not enough. Level of friendship is not that deep, hard pass.
Speaker 4:I hate what you're going through, yeah, but I ain't got it.
Speaker 2:Because I don't know, was this like you? Seen him homeless?
Speaker 3:Nah, hell yeah, he just hit your line thinking he was homeless. This, though, like I don't be understanding and this thing I don't get. This is the thing that really be making me second guess shit. And like I understand what y'all said, like, but if you truly homeless, you don't even know how to get to that little obamacare phone, shit. You feel I'm saying like that that was when you, when you said that, the last episode, I I understood what you said, but it's like when you, when you're out there disagree with that.
Speaker 4:You can a little bit oh shit go ahead. So my other job I was a case manager and I gave therapy services at Grady. A lot of my patients were homeless and we had a team that specifically went out into the field looking strictly for homeless people in Atlanta to give out resources. Hey, we've got this office, you can come in State's going to pay it, we can give you some help. So there is access to resources 's just is that person gonna take advantage?
Speaker 1:yeah, because you see a lot of times shit.
Speaker 2:But you know, you got a lot of dope hands.
Speaker 4:Man don't get like. Literally 80 of my patients were homeless. Were they addicts? Uh, some of them were, not all of them. Okay, that's it, maybe 80, maybe four. Then 35% were addicts, really Recovering addicts.
Speaker 1:Nah, but you got to understand shit that addict shit. It's just a slippery slope. One slip you can go back to a comfort zone.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because it's like when you look at people that are saying, oh, I'm a recovering addict. Nah, bro, you still in recovery. Every day is a struggle.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because you, you have one Goddamn kaboom In your life Shit, you slide right back, you slide right back, you slide back To that comfort zone.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That one little stumble, that one little stump toe, you might slide back. It's like a seesaw, bro. You might slide back Into that damn lifestyle. And what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2:You, you might slide back into that like damn lifestyle, and what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2:you're gonna be you, you, you, back in a situation, back at square one, but, um, you're not in the case of money, man, if you ain't, if we ain't cool like that, I ain't gonna, yeah, I ain't gonna throw no money out, but but like in your situation, right, I, I used to I'm guessing this dude was from high school yeah, if I see somebody from high school and they homeless and I see that they homeless I'm driving by, I would god damn I wouldn't drive by, I won't give you no bread, I'll make sure you eat I'll make sure you eat and I'll be hitting on the gas and continue on with my journey.
Speaker 3:That ain't got shit doing me. No, I'm saying.
Speaker 4:No, I'll make sure that you eat or something. You know what I mean. And I see you and I be hitting you on the gas and continue on with my journey. That ain't got shit doing me. You know what?
Speaker 2:I'm saying I'll make sure that you eat or something.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean so half the motherfuckers don't even want your fucking food. They don't want to feed their habit. A lot of times Vegas.
Speaker 2:What's the phrase? Vegas can't be choosers you can't be cho.
Speaker 1:My aunt told me a story about she was up in DC and the end of it she was like he was asking for money. So she went inside and you know, bought him something like a, bought him a happy meal or something like a little burger and a drink and came back outside to give it to him and he's almost on bitch. I didn't want this, I wanted the money.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. You want to get that fixed real quick.
Speaker 4:That's all it is because all they can look forward to is short-term happiness, because they assume that long-term that's like us themselves is unachievable.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm sorry, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is unfortunate yeah but hey, all right, because I'll tell you the funniest sign. Um, I saw elvin and I had. I had to go ahead and give him. Give him one because I respected it. But hey, because I'll tell you the funniest sign I saw of him and I had to go ahead and give him money because I respected it. He told me something I'm homeless and want a beer. That's the only reason I'm out here asking for money. Hey, shit.
Speaker 1:I can get you a beer. I'm enabling, but I can respect you, I can understand.
Speaker 4:you need the fucking beer. I get it.
Speaker 2:Shit hell, I'm not giving you shit, bro.
Speaker 1:I'm not giving you nothing. I can speak for the bill. Speaking of alcoholic drinks, have y'all ever been so exhausted from a day of work where you got done just getting in the shower and drinking?
Speaker 4:Yep, the whole wine bottle. Sometimes not even wine, just the whole liquor bottle, just the whole wine bottle. Sometimes not even wine, just the whole liquor bottle Just chilling.
Speaker 3:In the shower Hold up Right on the what.
Speaker 2:Bringing a bottle in the shower. That's a tough day.
Speaker 4:You guys all forget that we work in the ER and we do be having them days.
Speaker 2:Uh, uh, uh, oh, man Fired, all you niggas fired.
Speaker 4:We are right. Don't bleep that out.
Speaker 2:We bleep that out.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh bro.
Speaker 2:Hey literally.
Speaker 1:Nah, hell, nah, literally. Nah, I ain't gonna hold you. I was bad as hell.
Speaker 2:Asia. Your opinion go first and we gonna bring it around.
Speaker 4:I have quite literally no opinion of that cause. I don't care that much because I know that at heart you're a fucking cornball. So it doesn't fucking matter how much money you have aka like drake, it doesn't matter how much money you have, you're still a fucking cornball. I love that. Drake makes good music but you're a fucking cornball all right, jack, I mean I can agree, but at the same time I ain't gonna hold you. All right, ooh, whack, ooh.
Speaker 2:All right Jack.
Speaker 1:I mean I can agree, but at the same time I ain't going to hold you. I got mad as hell when I found out they ain't busting these folks with these damn PPPs, because that made me want to go get mine. I'm going to be honest with you.
Speaker 4:That shit on the way. It just made it to who it needed to happen to for a reason.
Speaker 1:It just made an example out of certain people.
Speaker 4:For a reason Some people maybe they needed that little to show them hey, this money's attainable. Fucking do it.
Speaker 1:But I mean shit, but I salute everybody that used the system to get one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly that's where I'm at. I love that you did it I would've took it at 20p.
Speaker 3:That's how you feel about it man.
Speaker 2:Um, I wouldn't say it was humbling. How you feeling about it, man? I wouldn't say it was humbling for me because I would just be like you know, enjoy that time. You know y'all was down Now y'all up with the scamming. Enjoy it, because you're definitely going to get caught. I'm scared to go to jail. So I really wouldn't be like, damn yeah, I should have hopped on it. I'm too scared to go to jail, so I really wouldn't be like damn yeah, man, I should have hopped on it.
Speaker 4:I'm too scared to go to jail, so I'm sorry I feel like I'd be you niggas are gonna get locked up eventually.
Speaker 2:So it might not be now, it might not be next year. So go ahead and go to the dr, go to jamaica, buy the beamer, get the jewelry, because once the feds come knocking every day at the door, my nigga, I'm gonna be like, damn, why they don't post on instagram, no more. I seen one nigga. I knew this nigga was living. Look at this, fuck nigga. Next thing, you know his story damn, the judge giving out dog years. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna be 10 toes. Oh, you're gonna be on your knees what's dog years chance?
Speaker 2:dog years. I don't know what he meant so?
Speaker 3:no, I think I get that nigga. You know, you know, you know how you talk. One equal fourteen, exactly. One equal seven for a dog.
Speaker 2:I ain't seen that nigga Fourteen. I ain't seen that nigga Three. Twenty one Exactly. Keep going up like that. Keep going up. All I know is I ain't seen that nigga Since 2018. Real shit, hey, that's what he mean by that. When he posted that, I was like oh shit, hey. Hope you enjoyed it. You know what I mean, cause you, yeah, you 10 toes down. My nigga, you 10 toes down.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna lie, bro, this shit, this shit is actually going on Like, like now you feel me and it's like I actually give me motivation, to be honest, to go ahead and do what I got to do and to really get to this shit, because if they can get to it lazy, I know I can get to it with a little bit of work to it. So it's like that's all it is for me. Like I see it, shit, everybody got ig, so I know you seeing it about two, three times a day, but ain't even no issue about this shit to me. Yeah, it is what it is. You get it how you get it? Because you busting it down with somebody. You ain't no issue about this shit to me. Yeah, it is what it is. You get it how you get it? Because you busting it down with somebody. You ain't getting the whole thing, you're posting and I know that.
Speaker 2:Yes, I know that, so yeah, that nigga smiley used to scam I ain't scared you got no pieces on you all right, make sure they got.
Speaker 1:It's called a bible. It's called a bible, I left they got my wallet by you.
Speaker 2:It's called a Bible. I left my wallet by this nigga one day man.
Speaker 1:What? What's called a plate?
Speaker 3:What's called a plate. You know you got to Hold on, you got to what she say it's called a plate.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold on. Hold on the Bible is the profile. The plate is the drug. Let's move on the pieces. The body moves the profile the plate is the drug. Let's move on the pieces. The pieces is the car.
Speaker 4:Yeah oh shit, you think it's the plate or play.
Speaker 1:I thought you said a plate.
Speaker 4:I'm saying play oh, oh play.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, we know the play that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying that's why I said never play.
Speaker 2:I got a mission look at that nigga Jack. Look at that nigga jack. Look at that jack nigga jack. Get excited when y'all talking about drugs. Nigga get his back. Hey, what, hey jack, was finna give up all the turns when you finna go up all the turns. When you finna go get the eight ball got down.
Speaker 1:I have never done such a thing. All right, okay, even though it's been seven years.
Speaker 2:All right now, nigga, that's still statute limitation.
Speaker 1:Only in New.
Speaker 2:York. That's crazy. All right, nigga, let them niggas come knocking at your door right now, I ain't do shit, I ain't got shit telling everything that nigga jack still from the job for sure.
Speaker 1:Look, they gonna start calculating how much money we got in this goddamn video after a while well shit, we ain't got that much hell.
Speaker 2:Nah shit, I ain't got no money, I'm broken fuck well, let me ask y'all something has there been a time when Another humbling moment where Somebody had to come to you and be 100 foot 100 what am I talking about? I'm on my jack shit. Be brutally honest with you About some shit that you're doing or the way you're moving, and vice versa? Have you had to come to somebody and be like, hey, you know what I mean, that you're doing or the way you're moving, and vice versa? Have you had to come to somebody and be like, hey, you know what I mean? No, we're gonna.
Speaker 4:We're gonna start off with, uh, with asia, ladies first um, I would say, the most consistent person that I could say would be my friend from college, catherine. She was always the one that, like if I was doing some wild shit or like some shit that was like bitch relax, she would be like hey, aisha, you know it is what it is. That's what it is, bitch, you know what it is? Calm the fuck down and we get you know. I'd always understand her because she'd always come from a place like I love you, but like bitch, you're being fucking crazy, or like some shit.
Speaker 4:Like that, yeah, like you're wilding so yeah, like bitch, you're wilding and I tight shit, tight shit yeah, so she. That's the only, I guess, instance that I could really think of. I think, it's something like being like somebody that can give me good feedback and like humble me, I guess, and give me good criticism would be katherine have you had to do that for somebody else though?
Speaker 4:yeah, unfortunately I try not to because, like this, shit ain't my motherfucking business and people move the way they move for a reason and hey, it is what it is. Ain't got shit to do with me, you got shit going on, i'ma respect it not my monkey, monkey not my problem, right. Exactly, but sometimes I'm not trying to have my friends out here looking fucking bold.
Speaker 1:But that's considered a friend though. If a friend can't tell you tighten the fuck up, or they don't tell you to tighten the fuck up, or they don't even look at you and say bitch, what the fuck do you have on?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That ain't no fucking friend. That's a big one.
Speaker 4:Don't let me. Don't let me walk out the motherfucking house looking bold Bitch. You know what I'm supposed to look like, you know?
Speaker 1:You know, man, hey look, let me tell you, I did one for a dude the other day at the store. Man, let me tell you what happened. I'm still up there trying to fuck them. K&g what the hell is K&G? Baby Gap, Baby Gap. Oh you dirty motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Well, don't sleep on. K&g nigga, I got like three suits.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's because they have three, but three get one.
Speaker 2:Hey nigga, I went in there and got three clean suits Killing it. I got two for interviews and one for church. Hey, and one for church. He fucking did killing it hey, so check this out killing it. Kng.
Speaker 4:Shout out to KNG my nigga hey, shout out to Baby Gap, go ahead so damn, I don't.
Speaker 1:Y'all don't fuck me up to the point.
Speaker 2:I don't even remember he was talking about what he was at the store.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh this older white guy like 60, 65, something like that. So I'm up there trying to get dude's medicine. You know I'm surveying my area. I see the dude walk behind me. He got this piece of tissue hanging out the back part of your pants. It's like the toilet seat cover hanging out. I said, hey bro, hey bro, how did that happen?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I never understood that shit.
Speaker 2:I don't understand how hard you got to be sitting on the toilet. Well, how bad has it been Exactly. You on the white? Hey, you getting up. If I ever witnessed that shit, mommy, how fast are you getting up?
Speaker 4:You ain't wipe your ass, bro.
Speaker 1:He wiped, he wiped, he got me the same time, bro, that shit might have been hanging off as soon as he got down. Swooped and duped, he got down, he just got hooked hey, that's some funny shit, bro man he said come
Speaker 2:on if I ever see that you coming home with me. You just gave me the notion that, man, you really had to doodoo, you really had to go, you had to go. It was a tight spot. Yeah, bro, you had to go. You sat on that motherfucker too hard. Ooh, ooh, oh God you had to go.
Speaker 3:Hey, you remember this, when Cedric in the bathroom, bro Jackson family vacation, when the cook was in that motherfucker, when he came out and knew he was a pig.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hell, no. So what you said to him, you was like A-O-G.
Speaker 1:I said A-B dog. I said you did that. Hey pull that shit out. Hey, you got some shit on your back. He told me something oh, oh, my bad, hey appreciate it man.
Speaker 2:Why you apologizing to me. First of all, you were lucky he wasn't racist. That nigga might have. We want nigger. I would have said fuck it. I would have said fuck it, go ahead, walk around with the toilet paper out your hand.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't have told him at all, but that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Has somebody ever had to be honest with you, though?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, numerous times, I mean shit.
Speaker 4:Wait, did you say? Someone had to be honest with you numerous times about the toilet paper.
Speaker 1:No, motherfucker. I'm talking about if I was moving wonky or I needed to take it.
Speaker 4:I was just asking for clarification.
Speaker 1:That's from that little small man that has never happened to me, because I mean mean it's, it's relax, napoleon, I know right, I'm too damn short, um, but yeah, it's like I was moving wonky napoleon bonaparte, I know small man nice are you spitting on our short kings, man?
Speaker 2:let us short kings live giant hats.
Speaker 4:Let us short kings live jackson, come on now, I'm missing it, so we were just in the house empty what I about to say.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, see, y'all keep distracting me and shit man, y'all know I'm a little bit stuttered, but numerous times people have had to humble me, like if I'm moving goofy, or I need to tighten up, or whatever I'm doing is not a good look, or I'm too vocal and I'm doing is not a good look, or I'm too vocal, I'm speaking my opinion. Some people tell me all the time it's like shit, hey, just tighten up a little bit. I respect that more than you just letting me look like a whole fucking goofy Then, because to me it's like you might not see the way you're acting, but somebody else might, and if they allow you to act the way bro, they don't fuck with you.
Speaker 1:Really, yeah, they ain't your friend, because if they can't tell me hey bro, shut the fuck up, you about to get yourself in trouble. Oh shit, what am I about to say? But that person also has to be humble enough to be like oh shit.
Speaker 2:I am moving a little bit reckless. You got to be able to take criticism Some people. Once you get to talking to them and sitting them down, they're already on the defensive and want to turn up and all that type of shit. That's why why, like in my situation, yeah, I don't have some humbling moments, um, but I don't how can I say it? Like I'm not listening to everybody. You know what I'm saying. You might some people be hating, you know what I mean. Like, for instance, the nigga. Like remember that that video that was, uh, viral a couple weeks ago that I ain't fresh, yeah, yeah, like I know I'm fresh I'm coordinated, but you might be hating, I'm coordinated but you might be hating.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. But, um, like, my brother is like the main one that really like will tell me and I'll do the same for him Like, nah, don't move that way. Or, yeah, you can move that way. Um, I would say this like the first time he had to do it was I had just dropped out of college and I was kind of just like in a, in a comfort zone, Working a bullshit job. I had no bills at that point in time, so that's why I was like fuck it. But he was like nah, bro, you know, you gotta, if you ain't going to school, you gotta do something. So you know, I seen this, Go ahead and try to make that happen. In the end it worked out.
Speaker 2:But that was A moment for me, cause it was like a wake up call. You know what I mean. I can't move like this forever. Gotta change up some things. But I don't think I've ever had to sit somebody down and and and had that conversation with her. Really, no, no, no, I take that back. Yeah, it was. I had two for my ex, but I was doing it with like a solution. You know what I'm saying. Like, this is the problem, right? You coming to me with this problem. Well, all right, you want me to be honest or you want me to lie to you, Because if'll be honest, I know you're not gonna like it but at the same time third option what just fucking listen.
Speaker 4:Just listen. You want me to be honest? I'm gonna lie to you or do you just want me to listen?
Speaker 2:oh, true, facts, facts, facts, facts. But by but by this time, like to me, I was like, oh, I mean, I did that, I listened for sure. But at this time it's like, okay, I gotta say, I gotta say this because, they other people saying it to you, not listening to them. Maybe if I said it might come off, it might hit different yeah it didn't.
Speaker 2:It didn't, that's why that's what it is, so but but yeah, you know, that's that's my little little experience with that smiley, what you got tell us a humbling experience, smiley, yeah I got.
Speaker 3:I got humble before I got humble, but it came at a time where, well, I needed it. But it was like it was at a rocky place, though the anniversary of my boy's death had just passed, and I was in a kind of funky area where I was like fuck, I mean I couldn't pick up the pieces for real uh but when it can't, when she, when she did what she did and really knocked me on my shit. I needed it, but it wasn't in the right spot.
Speaker 3:But I guess it was to look where I'm at now yeah, it worked all right so it's like yeah, and I also had the same thing to other people too like, because sometimes they do, we need that. Sometimes they don't hit from the right person. Maybe we do connect on another level where I can hit like a little bit deeper than the next person and I can't actually get to you. So I mean I at least try. I at least try one time not to like necessarily humble nobody, but just at least like at least to give my perspective and my thought, my input, because I know like I am young, but I'm wise beyond my years trust me yeah so it's like I try at least yeah, I'm, I'm the same way, man.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say it once if you don't listen.
Speaker 3:Yeah, then I know, I know not exactly. I know I am yeah, exactly, depending on who it is.
Speaker 2:If you don't listen, hey, we're on it. Yeah, exactly, depending on who it is. If you don't listen, hey. But don't talk to me about that shit. No more, exactly yeah, depending yeah. Yeah, depending on who it is. Don't talk to me about that shit, no more. It is what it is.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because if I don't care, I'm not about to tell you shit Exactly. Yeah, even at the level to receive yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah what were you doing at 14? Working in the mines?
Speaker 3:children, you're in front of mines yeah yeah yeah yeah, there we go what grade were you?
Speaker 4:yeah, we gotta talk about this. What grade were you teaching at 14? So you were 14 teaching 15 year olds, 16 year olds how'd that go over? So is this do you actually? Have evidence to back this up, so you'd come and hip it up when were you in high school, bro?
Speaker 2:when?
Speaker 4:were you in high school? When did you graduate high school 1987, when 87 what'd you say? Crazy. What'd you say? So you graduated high school in 2000? Well, okay, that's right around the time I got to georgia. To georgia, yeah, yeah, you're crocheting on retirement age, huh I'm sorry, why is she going in on you? Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ah.
Speaker 2:Are you doing a point like that? Man, come on man Damn. Damn bro. Come on, man, you ain't have to do it like that. Why you have to do it like?
Speaker 3:that man. You have to do it like that.
Speaker 4:She wanted like that man. He wanted to let it be known man, hey p man, we hear you. Man. What was she talking about? Man, I love the dj, but uh, um, he knows I'm kidding, I love him.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold, on, hold on, jack, I want to you. You had a recent humbling moment. I need you to.
Speaker 3:I need you to yeah, not the last five minutes nah, we, uh, we're about to drop.
Speaker 4:That's actually a great topic to end on. Please tell us what happened?
Speaker 1:we're gonna end on this what's going on with that so the the humbling moment that they were referring to was some absolute bullshit start from the start from the beginning and then just go through the stages. I got a 10-year-old daughter. So I'm like Abel, let me see your phone. Okay, daddy man, I ain't think nothing of it. So you know, the only reason I wanted to see her phone was because mine was dead and I went to her phone to use Google to look up some shit so you went straight to.
Speaker 2:She got an iPhone yes straight to the Safari yes she didn't have a privacy tab man fuck. No, he's a nigga, she's a teen nah nah well, I'm not even gonna say, I'm not even gonna give her a pass on that.
Speaker 4:I didn't finish the story so what I found was anime porn anime hentai no this this motherfucker oh no, what's it called? What's?
Speaker 1:it called h? No, this motherfucker, oh no.
Speaker 2:What's his name? What's his name?
Speaker 1:What's his name? Hentai. It's Hentai.
Speaker 2:It's freaky ass.
Speaker 4:You don't watch anime for as long as I have, and not Hentai anime.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm definitely shit. Hentai we have some dope storylines.
Speaker 4:Huh.
Speaker 1:I'm just being funny.
Speaker 4:Storylines.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, funny. I promise y'all be funny. Nah, that nigga be addicted Nah that's Brazzers, bro, that be having a kind of storyline.
Speaker 4:He's being fucking for real. He's talking as a joke.
Speaker 3:Brazzers.
Speaker 4:Are you sure you know what that is? And not, it's from Hentai. Finally, you hear this All ass. That nigga said they be having the commercials and everything they be having. H Okay, but the hum, the humbling moment was Bro.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to Tune in and shit.
Speaker 4:This ain't Wait, wait.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Wait.
Speaker 2:So you open it and that's the first thing that popped up.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, and I said, what the?
Speaker 4:fuck is this? Wait, hold on.
Speaker 2:Hold on. What did she?
Speaker 4:say you didn't shame her, did you?
Speaker 3:What did she?
Speaker 1:say huh, look at that, hey, your next response, if you can I don't know what other names I threw in there, but she has six yikes what you mean. Six names, henry alizé, you started giving us.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is this what she say it?
Speaker 1:wasn't just like, it was just on like Bro. Now, if it was just An automatic pop up, because I ain't gonna hold you when I was a kid and we had Goddamn computers For the first time In the fucking house.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's definitely.
Speaker 2:I would download shit Online. It's on the iPhone. If it's on that, it was served. Yeah, it was so, bro. So did you? Did you continue to search or did you just did? She had like four fucking tabs up there she was really searching, so I'm starting to play back in my mind was it, was it all the same shit?
Speaker 1:yeah, it was all, what did you say? I didn't know what the fuck to say at the time. I just you know what I did. I went out, I gave the phone to my ex-wife, told her hey, you talk to her about this because I don't know what the fuck to say. When was?
Speaker 4:this last week. January yeah, that's recent as fuck so so it reminds me.
Speaker 1:So I got older boys too. You know my god doing my middle son, shit I was. I went through his phone like I'm like shit he he 12.
Speaker 2:He was just after the fact, but it's fine, he's you know fat uh 15 now listen, you know the saying you go for
Speaker 1:that motherfucker, you get hurt bro no, see, see, I'm glad they prepared me for this. I'm just happy. I have never found stiff socks in my house, so hell yeah, you know you don't get a stiff sock oh god so shit, I made sure they got got, I made sure I bought them.
Speaker 1:Boys, nice lotion, shit, goddamn cocoa butter and shit with shea butter and shit in it. Never been into that, so so, bro, so I had to go. I had to go dissect myself from my daughter's situation and go put my own self in time out, cause I didn't know, I did not know how to process this shit. Like how do I process my daughter up here watching God? No one, goddamn. Two goddamn robots fucking.
Speaker 2:Robots. Hey look, though. Out of your kids she was the youngest.
Speaker 1:Nah, she's not the youngest.
Speaker 2:I know she's not the youngest, but when you find out about Fat, he was 12. Yeah, keyshawn, how right. So when you find out about fat, he was 12. Yeah, keyshawn, how old was he when you figured out he was watching porn?
Speaker 1:No, I don't know, keyshawn, keyshawn's 15.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So Autumn is 10. Damn Bro, shit. Hey look, look to have a girl as a, as a daughter. Bro, will put you on a whole different spectrum.
Speaker 4:Girl as a daughter yeah, to have a girl as a daughter.
Speaker 1:What a sentence but the thing, look damn it. You know I'm country. Why don't we want to fuck y'all? Keep right now playing. I'm sorry you being countries.
Speaker 4:hey, man ass phrase you being countries.
Speaker 2:Hey, man, have a girl as a daughter Like.
Speaker 4:I'm not crazy hey fuck all y'all.
Speaker 1:Fuck all y'all, but y'all do hey. Y'all ain't got y'all ain't think about what the fuck I said until they had to sit there and marinate on, y'all mind around what the fuck you're trying to say.
Speaker 4:What exactly are you trying to say?
Speaker 2:I'm dying because them tabs was her favorite video. How you no chance, don't clip my private down y'all also do porn watching wrong.
Speaker 4:You have to get an entire browser that no one knows about and have all your porn on there. That way you can bookmark.
Speaker 1:She got that Firefox. She got Firefox.
Speaker 3:After the first time I watched it, I need something new.
Speaker 4:I need to explain that I need to explain that.
Speaker 3:I got a better question.
Speaker 1:That's what you're doing.
Speaker 2:That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing on the privacy tab. Explain what you just said. Say it again.
Speaker 4:So you guys are watching Porn Wrong.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:That way, if anyone was to borrow your phone and be like oh can I use it, I need to search something up, they go on Google and Safari, there is not a problem. Oh, they're going to accidentally stumble upon my private tabs and stumble upon my history? No, because they wouldn't know to look for a different fucking browser.
Speaker 3:What kind of browser you got? What kind?
Speaker 1:of browser you got Firefox.
Speaker 2:So you download Bing? No, no, no, there's different browsers Hold on, he said.
Speaker 4:One of them is Firefox, another one is Opera, another one is Brave. There are a lot of browsers out there that you can use what you talking about.
Speaker 1:What you talking about.
Speaker 4:Mind your business, what you talking about Smiley.
Speaker 2:I need to hear what Smiley talking about.
Speaker 3:What you about to say, bruh. Listen, bruh. The privacy tab that iPhone has created is probably one of the most wonderful things. That things, that's what you think it's very easy to get into. That crazy, of course it's crazy. My thing is, though, you're not gonna. If you, if you type in what you need, if you think what you think you're gonna type in, ain't shit gonna pop up what you're trying to search, stop talking yeah, but your phone it's over.
Speaker 4:Your phone still saves the cookies.
Speaker 3:There's a very easy way to find listen, that's fine, but you gotta go do some detective work and do all that. It's my phone to fine. Not necessarily, bro, they're females.
Speaker 2:They are detectives.
Speaker 3:Crazy. You're not going to have my phone for that long, though, females, what it ain't even about having my phone that long, like you can't, even If it ain't up there.
Speaker 4:So is it all females or just? I got the you click my private tab scanner on that bitch before you can get in that motherfucker that is why men are men and women are women well, first off, I'm grown, so if you see that in my phone I'm not really gonna be ashamed.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna be like what the fuck is you doing? You should never be you. Better not click an x on that if I gotta search for that video again see, bruh, I don't do this, I can't see you don't do the what favorite videos and shit. Thank you just some videos, some videos that's hard to find, and then my thing is I'm not paying for shit. So if I find it for free, and it's the one, the full video.
Speaker 4:But I mean like, even if you find it on mine, you can find it on any other, not the twice key on the internet.
Speaker 2:What you mean?
Speaker 4:the twice key, not two times wow, really you never go back and rewatch, never, you're lying interesting never.
Speaker 3:I can't, I promise you. If I think I don't watch, even if I think I don't watch, even if I think I don't watch it, I'm gone for real but wait, hold on, hold on. I swear. So if you got, if you got a favorite porn star yeah, I look for different videos hell yeah, I don't look for different videos.
Speaker 4:You can't find a different video than what, than what? That's fucking crazy. We got a category.
Speaker 3:It's a lot of people in the world now like it's not just one, like that's where y'all get it fucked up. Y'all so focused on one. It's so everybody got everybody got a favorite everybody got a favorite.
Speaker 4:What's?
Speaker 2:your favorite chance man, if I meet, if I meet Chanel Hart in person y'all niggas know these names.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, girl, you know that, that's in person. Y'all niggas know these names.
Speaker 2:Of course, crazy, you don't have a favorite porn star.
Speaker 4:No, I don't do names.
Speaker 1:You don't do names I don't do names. You just know faces oh you know penises.
Speaker 4:I'm not going to dive into what I watch and what I don't watch she wasn't the ones to watch hentai I ain't gonna lie no, that's some funny shit nigga, that's some funny shit, hentai.
Speaker 1:At least you at least bro, at least it wasn't at least it wasn't no wild shit at least it wasn't. At least it wasn't no wild shit, at least it wasn't no gang bus or no gang bus.
Speaker 4:Gang bus, gang bus, gang bus, gang bus, gang bus, gang bus, gang bus Gang bus, gang bus, gang bus, gang bus. Gang bus, gang bus, gang bus, gang bus, gang bus, gang bus.
Speaker 2:Gang bus gangbust. That nigga a dad for real. It could have been something.
Speaker 1:I ain't no motherfucking dad, I'm onk nigga you're quite literally a father, I know.
Speaker 4:I don't fall my whole. Thing is gangbust and wrestling no, it wasn't no wrestling.
Speaker 1:It was wrestling. What is it called Bukacu?
Speaker 3:no, we talking about the actual wrestling videos.
Speaker 4:That's a really bad facial. I thought, yeah, listen, but it's like a hundred dudes doing it at least.
Speaker 1:At least I ain't seen no shit like that. Yeah, nah, nah, nah listen that's like my cousin told me the other day he had his stepdaughter gonna tell me. Well, he told me about his stepdaughter. I said, man, you won't believe what this motherfucker did at school. I said what, bro? What I? Bet what she smoked some weed, what she smoked? Some weed or something. Nah, bro, it's worse than that. Uh-oh, I said well, she got caught in the bathroom. What I said, okay.
Speaker 2:Because I think he's about to say go ahead.
Speaker 1:Bro, I said. I said well, she was just goddamn getting bent over. He said hell, nah, man, man, I don't want to think about that with my stepdaughter and shit. I said I said well then, what Motherfucker, quit making me play the guessing game. What the fuck happened?
Speaker 2:Bro, she had two dudes was standing around her, you was about to say something else flashlight the flashlight, flashlight, the flashlight at my school man shorty at the leader school, bro, she was on that bukkake shit and the nigga took a picture, bro man, but cracking eggs on this bitch's face, man Cracking eggs on his face is crazy. I seen a picture and you know what was fucked up about it.
Speaker 1:This was the least expected.
Speaker 2:Like this girl was an ROTC, she was the nerdy bit. Those were the best ones. I was like you wasn't even a school, thotty, school, thotty's crazy you. You was the, the unknown. You was in the cut acting like this. I was pissed cause I was in ROTC. Fuck, you was moving like this nigga was sick, please. Nigga was sick please and big got up out of there. Everybody found out.
Speaker 3:But I thought that's what you was about to say though, oh man how do you?
Speaker 2:move on from that. What do you mean? Shit you grow you don't find out, you don't grow up, don't do it ever again.
Speaker 3:Shit, you can't learn the first time.
Speaker 1:hey, that's how you get STDs by looking at it Um but um hey, listen man, that's been it.
Speaker 2:First step was only tune in. Next week, Asia, you coming back.
Speaker 4:Um. Am I invited back?
Speaker 1:You do tell us who you want to be. Don't be trying to act all innocent and sweet now. You do tell us who you want to react. Don't be trying to act all innocent and sweet now. Shit, we know, we know your ass. Answer the fucking question am.
Speaker 2:I invited back yes, you're invited back, of course.
Speaker 4:Yeah, next time I come. Can you guys have some food please?
Speaker 1:yeah, we'll make sure we'll have some food for you. We'll have a chacootery plate yeah oh, a chacoot. I love cheese, so hey, that's for all. For four steppers only, we're out. Peace, peace. We ain't doing no damn chakuda in play.