soft and warm. Look quiet.
Speaker 2:Storm on fs4 this is dj easy dick coming to you live from the quiet storm made a stroke your eardrums tonight. We're gonna start this off with a little key sweat go ahead yeah, you can play that guitar girl play that guitar, girl Play that guitar. It's your birthday, remember that.
Speaker 3:Earn that tuition you know you're trying to graduate. Hey, hey, watch your step for step. Before step was only hey, y'all.
Speaker 4:Yo boy, step by step Only. Hey, y'all these here boy, yo hell dog hey. I ain't gonna tell y'all how many times I said to do this.
Speaker 2:It took forever for us to get that shit for real.
Speaker 3:Man, y'all wouldn't even imagine how much pressure that shit was.
Speaker 1:It was so much pressure.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, hey, you know the crazy part about it. I was going to say it first, but that shit is seeing sex as fuck. This is DJ Easy Dick, right after my voice.
Speaker 4:When he said Easy Dick, I'm so happy I had to pull it over.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, that shit would have been crazy, though Did y'all imagine listening to a radio station and a motherfucker come up to me and say yeah, this is DJ Easy Dick Strum that motherfucker. Y'all imagine Listen to a radio station and them motherfuckers Come over to my song yeah, this is DJ Easy dick. What.
Speaker 4:Strum that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Strum it girl. I'm like Hell. No, for real, that's how them radio stations be at At one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3:Nah, real shit though you hey After the club when you trying to find that Bright song Saturday morning, you know you be trying to be piped up, trying to stay focused on the road and shit hey, that's why they tell your ass to meet them at the club.
Speaker 4:They already know what they think they're playing they are. Hey, I got the vice box. You know how they do, please yeah, everything.
Speaker 1:I have a playlist for that. It's called late night around the city. If you want it, I can share it with y'all yeah, let me get that perfect for after the function, you heading home or you in between, like it's 2 am, but yeah, let's go ahead and go to the spot that's open till four. You know, right in between there wait a minute.
Speaker 3:So, hey, I just got a question because I know every man that listens out here wants to know this. Do you, or when do you, send that text?
Speaker 1:What do you mean?
Speaker 3:That appointment text.
Speaker 1:Oh, prior to the function, because I like to be a little coordinated and stuff like that. So like, if I'm out, so I'm already preparing myself Because I know for a fact I'm going home to what I'm going. Preparing myself because I know for a fact I'm going home to what I'm going home to yeah, you going to home or you going to somebody else's home well, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like I'm going to somebody else's home, but like I'm, you know, I know what I'm going home to, so I'm already you know hey, I'm gonna tell y'all the funniest story ever.
Speaker 3:Y'all ready for this? So I was fucked up one night. I was talking about fucked up. I don't even know how I got to somebody's house. I was in the driveway asleep. They had to come out to the car and get me out of the car, right? So tell me why I'm sitting there in the car asleep, and you know they had to knock on the window to wake me up. I don't even know how the fuck I got there. So next thing you know we do to do I wake up the next morning. Tell me why I still got a rubber on what you nigga.
Speaker 2:You still had the jimmy on bro where you had to.
Speaker 3:I had. I had to ask the motherfucker did we finish?
Speaker 4:that motherfucker fell asleep in that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Bro. I said shh, I'm talking about that motherfucker's still on. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. I'm like I still got this motherfucker on. Did I really pass out with this bitch on?
Speaker 2:Bro you hey, you're getting too drunk dog that shit can happen.
Speaker 4:Dog, you kept the condom on Bro you. Hey you getting too drunk dog, that shit can happen dog.
Speaker 2:You kept the condom on her.
Speaker 3:Bro, I never took it off. I guess I fell asleep while on top of her.
Speaker 2:Bro what.
Speaker 4:Listen, bro. Hey man, listen, dog. That shit can happen, dog, listen, I ain't gonna tell you my story, but that shit can happen, dog. That shit happened to me one time, and I think I don't know if it happened to Jack one time, but it only happened to me one time. And yeah, it's possible. It is possible for sure. I ain't never been that drunk bro, I have you, yeah, I have you. Gotta be loaded dog though, well did I was.
Speaker 3:I was out of there like yeah for sure, because I mean because, let me tell you, I've been so drunk before I didn't know how the fuck I got there and had to and panicked when I woke up the next morning like oh shit did I wreck my shit yeah, my baby's safe?
Speaker 2:no, and I just check on my car. You just start running through different scenarios. But um, I'm on. I'm on the same wave as asia man.
Speaker 1:Before I even go out, I already got the place set up, like what the play is or like even if I don't have a setup, like I would say, before, halfway through the night I got the place set up.
Speaker 3:So let me ask you a question has anybody ever like when that, when that last, when you hear that, all right, y'all, it's the last call for alcohol shit, go ahead and got done. You know, buy your drinks, and this is that when y'all send it, because I'll try to send a text prior to that don't deliver.
Speaker 2:No prior to that saying this bitch, better answer when that to that, yeah, when at that point I'm sending, uh, I wouldn't even say the confirmation, it's just that extra, extra confirmation like this is the usually like a go ahead and shower, or you know what I'm saying like go ahead and get ready, because I'm about to slide.
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna be there in a minute. I ain't gonna lie to you, I don't need to stay the last call. By that time I'm already.
Speaker 1:Bingo I'm already through.
Speaker 4:So Bingo, I'm the type of person I never stay to the last little bit, because, nigga, that's when shit go down. My mom always tell me hey, bro, not even brother, hey, son, don't, don't. Don't be the first one there and don't be the last one there, because you being the first one there if you think you're goddamn really ready to shoot that bitch up, you can scope that motherfucker out and don't be the last one there, because if you're the last one there, it's the same shit like hey, just for y'all instance.
Speaker 3:That's why niggas be late to every fucking thing. I'm trying to tell you don't be the first one, don't be the last one yeah and niggas be in their mind talking about some shit. What's hey? It started at 5. I ain't gonna be there till 9.
Speaker 4:I'm trying, hey, you gotta give them a little grace for it. You got to cause anything.
Speaker 3:But you know what's crazy though, bro, I've been in certain situations like that, but they'll play that Because everybody know I'm born in the 80s, so you got them right. Shit, a double I what. Come on, nixon. Five for the five, five for the fish. Come on, nixon. In my mind it's like you hear that guy doing. They get back and and you get trapped in that whole mindset, like you still turning up.
Speaker 4:You still piped up they trap you in that motherfucker with another song and another song. What do?
Speaker 3:you say that last song, that come on and you be the soloist. Motherfucker out on that floor, everybody else dancing with somebody and you be just soloist. Motherfucker, out on that floor, yep. Everybody else dancing with somebody, yep, and you be on that phone. This motherfucker better answer this motherfucking phone.
Speaker 4:My motherfucker asleep bro.
Speaker 3:This motherfucker don't want to sleep.
Speaker 4:Aww, nigga, you gotta think it's 2 o'clock in the morning, 2.33. By the time, that last song going on, what?
Speaker 3:the fuck.
Speaker 1:Are you still in the club?
Speaker 4:Hell no.
Speaker 1:Bingo. Because why the fuck are you still in the club? You got something set up. Why are you trying?
Speaker 4:to leave the club at 2 am.
Speaker 2:Depending on the function Nah man.
Speaker 1:If you got something set up, why are you leaving the function at 2 am?
Speaker 3:It depends.
Speaker 4:It depends. If it's a cookout, it depends. Man 2 o'clock, fuck no 2 o'clock.
Speaker 3:Hell, no, hell, no. So hey, let that be said. Do y'all think it's a difference on the treatment of in-house and out-house? If a lot of y'all don't know what I mean by in-house and outside, is inside pussy a dick or outside pussy a dick? That means the individual lives with you, or they? They just a rendezvous, they rendezvous. Or they get appointment. Right, appointment, they. They're not appointments, they appointments. You get what I'm saying p-o-i-n-t-m-e-n-t-s, please, appointments just for y'all ignorant motherfuckers that don't know how to speak.
Speaker 3:This ain't google over here y'all what a series of words.
Speaker 2:Hey, no, it's. It's so different because in how coochie, after I'm done, going out and that's that's, if you don't come with me, if you're just chilling at the crib, it don't matter if you sleep, if you wait me, if you're just chilling at the crib, it don't matter if you sleep or if you're awake. But do you come home? For sure you gotta come home.
Speaker 3:Hell, yeah, you have a certain time. Yeah, you better be home.
Speaker 2:If a, if a, if a a woman staying with me, I'm not going to stay. The last call 3 o'clock in the morning, yeah you better, not, I'm going to go there via, and then if I leave at a certain time so let's say I slide out going on 10 o'clock I'm definitely going to be either back by one something or making my way back by one something.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying. Okay, me personally, I'm not even a, I don't do that type. You feel me? Unless, I got my people with me. If I got people with me, for sure, I don't give a fuck what time I stay out, but I for sure gotta have my people with me.
Speaker 2:If.
Speaker 4:I'm going somewhere by myself.
Speaker 2:I'm damn near in an hour hour.
Speaker 4:I'm not, I'm not, I don't do too much. Uh, the mingling, yeah, like that, ain't that, ain't that ain't me personally anyway, because any like man people be trying to befriend you just to try to fuck over you for no reason yeah like I don't need to know. You like, and you came over here fucking with me for what? Like this shit, just motherfuckers, wired like that, like they don't need to know you. You came over here fucking with me for what? This shit, just Motherfucker, is wired like that.
Speaker 3:They don't have to be on that such thing yeah.
Speaker 2:That's it for him. I get what you're saying, but I've never been out. If I'm going out I'm usually with the squad, but I know if I got something at the crib or something lined up, I'm driving myself like I'm gonna meet y'all there, type shit. Then that way I could just duck out if I need to duck out. But if, if it's at the crib already waiting, oh yeah, man, I'll probably be out for like two hours. Two to three hours, depending on what the function is. You know what I'm saying. If it's somebody birthday after the, after the happy birthday cut the cake deuces, you feel me. So if it's just like a regular little party, a little event, I'll be there for like two hours 96, the time I drive, I will always drive myself.
Speaker 1:I need to have that ability to be like yep, I'm ready to go and I'm able to go.
Speaker 3:I'm always going to ace you, driving you more than likely, yes yeah, yeah, but ace, do you feel like, even if you don't feel like going out and you're supposed to have that set up, is there a certain time frame that you cut these motherfuckers off? Yep, to the point where, like shit at that certain point, because my mama used to tell me at that certain time, ain't shit open, believe?
Speaker 4:yeah, no doubt. Hey, I remember the first time listen to me, because this was still living with my mama and stuff I think it was like like 11 30. I was like, all right, mom, I'm finna slide up and I'm like I'm like 19, about to be like. You know what I'm saying? I'm like 19. And this is me coming home from college and shit Like from the summer. So I'm like, all right, I'm about to slide out, like I'm thinking it's still gravy and shit. She's like what. I was like, yeah, I'm about to. I, she's like. She's like you ain't in school.
Speaker 4:I'm like what did I say? What? I'm like what, like what you? What you mean like I remember my first time going to a party when I left, left, uh, left school, uh college, and shit. I mean left college, left home, and I come home with a mom I can go to this party like you in college, like what the fuck you calling me for? Go like all right, cool, so it's the same thing, but hell, nah, it's different. Like you got to be out the house by a certain time. I don't give a fuck what time you stay out. Well, you still got you know what I'm saying you still like?
Speaker 4:well, damn so I half shot.
Speaker 3:And he pull up, but it but it's being respectful, though, because you gotta understand. Your mama know the game yeah and she already peeped it because she been around for years exactly that's. But you know, at the same time, what I gotta salute my mama on straight up is that she gave me that mindset to understand after a certain time yeah me that mindset to understand. After a certain time it doesn't open, but legs and trouble.
Speaker 4:Yep, that's true though.
Speaker 3:What the fuck you staying out late for?
Speaker 4:What the fuck type of shit you doing. You could have been had that shit by now and been back to the house.
Speaker 3:Because you got to think about it. If you hitting this motherfucker up at Boom Coons type of some morning, she probably got a man, she probably got a boyfriend or something.
Speaker 4:Going on.
Speaker 3:You feel me and that ain't, like you said, nothing but trouble but then on the flip side of it, them motherfuckers might already, she might, you might already missed your opportunity to realize oh shit, she already got a motherfucking whoop whoop over there with him yeah, yeah so what do you do next? That's, that's why I schedule it.
Speaker 2:You talking about if this is outside the crib? Yeah, yeah. So what do you do next? That's that's why I schedule it. You talking about if this is outside the crib? Yeah, yeah, outside the crib. That's why I do it beforehand, man, if I know I'm going out, I know I'm gonna get you know. I'm saying I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get up there. Yeah, I'm hitting you up like eight o'clock seven o'clock if I'm, if I'm already out I'm already gonna talk to you throughout the day and then I'm just gonna bring that up.
Speaker 1:So but I do love those surprises. When you're out and you're like just hit the like level of lit where it's like real fun and the party's great, the company's great, and then you get that text, it's like, hey, what you doing. You're like, hey, what's up? My nigga.
Speaker 2:I ain't see you in a while.
Speaker 1:Next thing, you know, you got plans for the night. Now that shit is fun, hey you get that. What's up, big head?
Speaker 2:Pat.
Speaker 1:Oh, where you at. Oh, you partying three miles away, Bet what you doing tonight.
Speaker 3:You know what that usually means usually I'm also extremely direct, so like I'm literally like oh bet what you doing and I feel like I'm coming over what's up yeah, shit, I appreciate that shit though, because if I'm asleep and you and you know I gotta go to work in the morning, you better wake me up and talk about some shit you want to fuck I'm tired with. Why not okay?
Speaker 2:okay, yeah, now I'm surprised ones be like man. Yeah, I haven't talked to shorty in a minute, but usually that'll happen. If I post some crazy shit on my social media snapchat, post something on instagram story, then watch it. Oh yeah, like, oh yeah, that nigga drunk I mean you know. Like, oh, where you at with it. I'm in the city and I know you stay 15 minutes from where I'm at. Oh yeah, I'm gonna stop by before I go to the crib. I ain't gonna spend the night, but yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and stop by. Let me see you Wake you up.
Speaker 2:Might bring to stop by. Let me see you wake you up I might bring you a little waffle house boy.
Speaker 3:Hey, y'all know I like feeding bitch, I like feeding bitches, I'm sorry. Hey, hey, feed fucking finance bro. Period shit if you, if but that, but that's but. There's a different level to feed fucking finance because in-house gets treated a lot different, to a lot different standard once you earn that status, versus outside. But you know the misconception I get nowadays because I hear these motherfuckers I need somebody to drop a cash out for my guy, don't want lashes shawty, I need my oil change what's up? Do this shit for the gp? Oh shit, you see I'm in that sleep. Hey, let me take, hey, babe, let me take your car to get washed. But I'm finna, fuck the shit out. You, you got them just off a gp. Or we, finna, I'm finna, take you to a wonderful meal just because you went and got my car, my car washed, because I say thank you. Am I lying?
Speaker 3:no, that's right because if I'm good, just, but it's because I believe in that whole reciprocation of actions, because just depending on it doesn't have to be of monetary value. Just fuck with me how I fuck with you, because look out for me how I look out for you. I don't give a damn whether it's just surprise shit or nice shit, or you just kind of saying, hey, I know you've been working hard, I know you're tired, let me take off some of the stress off you. It don't have to be sexual, it don't have to be none of that shit. I just I just need that shit. You know what I'm saying that was nice good vibrato.
Speaker 1:Proud of you for that it's the thought that counts.
Speaker 2:That was good. Well, no, I mean, if I'm, if I'm gonna pull up on somebody, I'm, you know, I'm saying I'm gonna hit you. The least I could do is make sure you got a meal after you know, what I'm saying hey, champ, you might not eat it now, but when you wake up in the morning you might want them waffles and scramble it with a little cheese on it you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:I'll start going crazy. Yeah, in the morning.
Speaker 2:But I'm definitely gonna knock you down, especially off that crown, off that brown. I was over it. That's like me taking a percocet. I'm in now. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not finishing for that man, uh, okay, hey, what's my?
Speaker 3:looking at you like that you like that, what bro?
Speaker 1:why you looking at me?
Speaker 4:that shit, that shit bro, that nigga that off, that perky dick. Ayy, that shit just made me shake my head like what bro?
Speaker 2:literally shaking his head ayy what, what's wrong man? That shit, that shit just was funny, that's uh that's uh, for real.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you if I'm drinking rum or any type. That shit just was funny. That's a, that's a, for real. I'm telling you if I'm drinking rum or any type of brown, all night it's up, I'm on it. You're right, definitely trying to be in it. And then this thing too, right? Please, if you know I'm coming over, make sure your friends gone, make sure you home, dolo, don't have me pull up in people that. What the fuck? Come trying to get straight to it. I try to talk to nobody but that box. I don't want to hear nothing. Hey, man, I don't want to talk to nobody. What the fuck is your friends doing here? Oh, they were here drinking like man. Hey, fuck them.
Speaker 3:Facts come on, man. What's the famous line chance? What's the famous fucking line for people to fucking exit your house?
Speaker 2:what y'all finna get into thank you, what's y'all hey? That's the adult what y'all about? Go ahead, go ahead that's the adult version of my crew. Let's go. What y'all finna, get in that ain't my crew, let's go.
Speaker 4:That's that mean get the fuck out, listen so direct hey.
Speaker 1:So like we got something to do, y'all gotta go.
Speaker 4:Girls can be direct, but man, bruh, man, like it's different for us, especially if it's a, if it's, if it's uh, how can I say this? Like more than okay, you know how you go, like your homeboy, like it's a three man. I say it's like a three man, so they got friends and stuff like that. So you gotta have like a, a way to let your boys know hey, nigga, it's time to go, cause I'm finna crack her ass right now. I'm gonna fuck y'all here right now. I'm finna crack her ass right now. I'm finna, fuck y'all here right now. I'm finna crack her ass right here on the couch. I'm finna, make y'all leave, I'm finna crack buns.
Speaker 4:So I'm gonna ask y'all what y'all about to do. My boys already know. Oh yeah, shit, we finna. Go ahead and slide the goddamn. Go get a son of your rib picking, alright.
Speaker 2:Bad. But like, let's say, you just kicking it, for example, but. But but like, let's say, you just kicking it, for example, if us, if us three just kicking it, jack, get up, get that text. And he's like hey, what y'all finna do? I'm finna, I'm really finna be like you got something coming through.
Speaker 4:All right, bro, it ain't even like you said, like like you just said, you got something coming through for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like we already got, like it ain't no question I hate uncomfortable.
Speaker 1:As much as I say that I love uncomfortable situations, I hate uncomfortable situations. So I pick up on small, small social cues. Before that even gets to that point, I excuse myself. Hey, y'all be real, y'all go. Hey, y'all have a good day. I be getting the fuck out. Before the statement that, hey, what you about to do has even been said, I'm asking.
Speaker 4:I have learned and I am over it I'm asking, I'm asking what you talking about when that conversation get dead and it's like the aqua silence where everybody just like. Yep, hey I would catch you in my device.
Speaker 1:That's usually when I, when I go a little bit before that because I hate the A what you about to do? Because I have been in those uncomfortable situations as a young tyke in college.
Speaker 4:That's true.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking, thinking, oh, we're just gonna snuggle up. But then this nigga says hey, what you about to do when I'm mortified? So I'm like time for me to go.
Speaker 2:I'm going oh, this is after everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, that's, it's awkward so I apply that to many situations in my life, not just after that, but, like I can usually tell, in social situations where I'm like it's time for you to go ace.
Speaker 2:Yeah leave bitch. You know what's crazy. I never had to just tell a shorty, just uh, like hey, what you about to do, y'all gotta, because I'll usually make up something exactly, I usually make up. Something Exactly I'll make up something Like oh yeah, you coming over. Oh, you know, hey, remember, I got to in the morning, I got to. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Yeah, make up something yeah.
Speaker 2:I got to pick up my little brother from practice in the morning. Yeah, so come over here, man that motherfucker, that's Larry Ray.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's trying to go to the league. What my homeboy?
Speaker 2:said he dying tomorrow so you gotta go.
Speaker 3:The fucked up thing is you gotta treat some people like that because, like some people they said they don't catch on social q. Hey, I gotta, hey I, to go help my homeboy change the bulbs in his car from light to summer.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, you got to make it seem like it's non-negotiable Because some chicks be like, well, some girls they might try to question it. Or like you know, know, like I don't know, I'm making something up to where you, you know, it's like, okay, I gotta go. Like you, feel me, I don't want to have to explain. Don't put me in a position to have to explain why you need to leave after we done fucking. You know what I'm saying. You get what I mean like don't that shit's crazy, but what you mean, what's going on. You get what I mean like don't that shit's crazy, but what you mean, what's going on with them? I didn't think that far ahead in this lie hey, listen, okay.
Speaker 4:Hey, wait, that's what he said.
Speaker 3:Bitch, I gotta go, yeah, like you, just, you just got this lie, let's get out, cause I mean, I've been in positions where it's just like I ain't going to hold you. In my 20s I was very unique, to put it lightly, and I was like me it's stroke and the shit was goddamn sorry shit. I told her hey, I want to switch positions, and I broke the condom, my damned myself, and told her hey, I'm sorry, I ain't got no more.
Speaker 4:I done fake one before Jack you done fake one. Excuse me, I done fake one you faked a condom no, no, no oh, okay, that's what I was about to say. How would you? How would you?
Speaker 3:hey, that's what hey, listen to me how the fuck you a goddamn real condom and a fake one right?
Speaker 1:I've never felt a fake one.
Speaker 4:That means they ain't got one on.
Speaker 1:Sushi gang.
Speaker 2:Sushi gang, sushi gang. Yes, ain't nothing like a sushi gang. Remember, you're part of the gangie, you're a member.
Speaker 1:The only real way to go. You know to do it is sushi gang and if I'm doing it with somebody, I obviously trust you enough to like okay. If some shit were to pop off and you know I fuck around and I'm pregnant, I'm okay with you as a father.
Speaker 2:That's how I take amen, ain't nothing like somebody who is yeah, it was a sushi gang member you're. You're part of the gangie. Like jerry said, you're a member.
Speaker 1:That's crazy he's not even a member, so let's not get into that man, that's tough.
Speaker 2:That's a drake song where he said that what you mean okay, drake is not a game.
Speaker 1:I forgot you from the west coast.
Speaker 2:Drake is not a gang member. I forgot you're from the west coast, he fucking.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right, she from the west coast.
Speaker 2:Drake is not a gang member. No, she from Oakland, oh, same difference. She from the bay, e40 and them. But yeah, nah, like I definitely done had to To fake enough to get up out of that Boy shit. But if I have to do that with you, it's over. Yeah, it's over with. Yeah, I really don do that with you. It's over. Yeah, it's over. Yeah, I really don't care, it's over, cause I did it and then I got a text after I left, driving back to the crib hey, you okay.
Speaker 4:It wasn't even no text. I think she knew it was over. She knew how to hit me up after that shit.
Speaker 2:Cause I'm not going to lie, it wasn't like I didn't put my most, like my best Acting skills into it. It was just like a oh shit.
Speaker 4:I put my all into mine. I put my all into mine.
Speaker 2:Turtle shell and all nigga Nigga. I fake that shit.
Speaker 3:That type of shit.
Speaker 4:Nah, man, that's how you shit. Hey, hey, hey. You wanna know how real I fake that bitch. I went to the bathroom too.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, I went to the bathroom what you mean about go to the bathroom, yeah, please like, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 4:I fake this so bad. I actually I put it in my hand so I had to go to the back. Wait, what nigga you put what in your hand? Come on, bruh, I ain't gotta say it, but listen.
Speaker 3:Exactly, exactly this motherfucker just said he nutted in his hand.
Speaker 2:You're hey man, don't dap me up. No more, bro. I didn't. It was a fake, but I had to act like I did so I could get the fuck up out of there. Hey man, don't dump me up. No more, bro, I didn't. It was a fake.
Speaker 4:Yeah, nah, but I had to act like I did so I could get the fuck up out of there. And then I told my boy, who was with me, I was like bro, I just had to fake that shit yeah.
Speaker 2:I had to fake that shit and go to. I'm gonna go to the bathroom After sex anyway. I need to use the bathroom, bro. You supposed to? You supposed to take a piss After sex, bro, you don't take a piss After sex, especially when you going raw. Yeah, I definitely gotta go To the bathroom. What?
Speaker 3:I'm that. That one right there Get a warm rag bro.
Speaker 2:I mean, obviously, in that process Of getting the hey hold on. Speaking of the warm rag, this, how you know this, how you know you fuck with a bitch. If I fuck with you, i'ma make sure that's a hot rag. If I don't, that water gonna be cold as fuck. Oh no, that rag gonna be cold as fuck listen to me.
Speaker 4:Listen to me, I ain't never went that far. You gonna get your own self straight.
Speaker 3:You're crazy that's how it is. You know, it depends on if she on full retard mode. Listen to me, bro, I don't care if you're mode.
Speaker 4:Listen to me, bro, I'm not fucking a full retard, or not? Nigga, I got shit on me too, full beam. I mean I gotta get me straight first before I can get anybody, so why? You get yourself straight, because you listen to me, like, just like, just like you said. Just like you said man gotta pee, you for sure gotta pee. So you're going to get up to go with that motherfucking bathroom. So what the?
Speaker 2:fuck, what the fuck I gotta do. I'm hitting it first. No, nothing. I'm in the bathroom first because I'm gonna get it right.
Speaker 4:Oh, you're crazy, go ahead and use the back, you can go ahead and use the bathroom while the hot water warming up on the rag.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna wring it out once, then I'm gonna put it underneath there again and make sure it's real hot. Confused, what are?
Speaker 4:they doing in the bathroom what do you mean?
Speaker 2:they doing a bathroom, if they're already in that pen and stuff.
Speaker 4:Should they be going here by that?
Speaker 2:time.
Speaker 1:By that time I don't already wiped you off, so you just want you just going to the bathroom so after we have been wiped off as nicely as a gentleman should do, we're on the bed, we're kaput, my legs don't work, so you're in the bathroom. You know doing what you do. You also get the rag that's warm. You wipe it off whatever. You know it's really nice. Then she gets up, goes to the bathroom, uses the bathroom bitch has got to pee and then you know, clean up and get all the everything else that you missed, because you.
Speaker 1:You did miss some, so we have to go in and clean it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then that's what we do in the bathroom and that's the process hey, hey, hey, I got nothing you can work yourself
Speaker 3:you're bigger. Hey, I just, I just I just want a question for everybody. Does it? Is it definitive how much you with somebody bless you? By the way, is it definitive how much you with somebody if you make them lay in the wet spot?
Speaker 4:Oh no, my side not getting wet, for sure. Yeah, my side not getting wet, that's dead, fuck no.
Speaker 2:No, look, though that doesn't say a part of nothing. Hold on, you got to know who you dealing with, though. If I know shorty she a squirter, I'm going to already have that set up. Or if I know you a shepherd and you about to slide me down, I'm already have already had that set up.
Speaker 4:See, I got a couch in the room. We go from the couch to the bed.
Speaker 3:What if they tell you I've never done this before. No, I'm going to know Because I met some of them that have never fucking squirted or never had an orgasm before and then at that point.
Speaker 2:that's just a surprise, I'm not laying in it. My back finna be wet. Fuck out of here. I just changed the sheets, bro, what'd you?
Speaker 1:say I told Jackson not to drink all of my beer.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, you shouldn't have let that motherfucker over here. He cleared that shit too. That motherfucker was delicious. I forgot all about that shit I. I didn't. Do you lay down a towel? Do you lay down a blanket if there's a wet splash to you?
Speaker 2:I'ma change the sheets.
Speaker 3:Facts I'ma change the sheets who the fuck changes sheets in the middle of the fucking night?
Speaker 4:I'm not changing those sheets in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1:You're crazy what are you fucking serious?
Speaker 4:like you said Jack, like you said Jack, you better put a blanket on that bed until the morning. Thanks, dog. Oh, that's some time, that's enough.
Speaker 2:I'm going to muster up enough energy to change. I'm not going to make it all the way up I'm going to put this sheet on this motherfucker At the very least. I'm going to put this sheet on this shit.
Speaker 4:Listen, brother, you a good man. I'm going to do a quick fix in the morning after a night like that.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna want to chill in the morning. I'm yeah, wake up to the fucking wet spot after I had it.
Speaker 2:My thing is, though my thing is wait, wait a minute. You gotta change the sheet anyway, to be just squirted on the bed, man, no man, I'm changing that shit, bro.
Speaker 4:That's fine, that's fine for you to change the seats. Congratulations, I'm finna. Fucking put a blanket on that bitch. I'm finna, go to bed, nigga. I don't like listen to me. I don't understand how y'all work, but, nigga, I'm up at like a certain time every day, like that's just because I'm not that shit. Don't fucking stop me, nigga, I'm up after sex I ain't gonna take no shower.
Speaker 2:shower it depends. It depends on how.
Speaker 4:Now that one depends on how nasty it gets.
Speaker 3:It depends on the level of nut-ism.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and the nastiness, like it depends If I'm like to where. Oh yeah, I need to go ahead and get in the shower. I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:You got Okay, I nutted. You got yeah, that was some good shit. And then you got it. Oh, my god, I just fucking died three times over. I don't know where the fuck I'm at. I'm confused. I'm in euphoria right now. To where is everything's fucking foggy? Because I've been like, like, straight up, I've been goddamn laying there thinking, bitch, I'm about to have a heart attack because I don't know this motherfucking hole, yeah, that's what I'm saying when I really go in and I'm like it's the way I need to take a shower.
Speaker 2:A nigga done lost his hearing. Hey, you got a sweat that you can't stop. I'm sweating, I can't stop.
Speaker 4:That's why I really take a shower, hey listen, you feel like you've been in Georgia, he cutting grass and shit. You be like you go inside with the AC. You still.
Speaker 2:I'm that slave on the plantation outside Shit man. I'm talking about Singing Negro spirituals and all I'm talking about I'm going to take. That's when I'm going to take a shower Now.
Speaker 2:Other than that, I'm just to take a shower Now, other than that I'm just wiping it out, I can wait till the morning, yeah, but if I, for example, if I'm what I just told you, I'm off that brown, I'm putting in that work I'm probably going to take a shower after Real shit, ew, because you got to think about it. I'm probably going to take a shower because I done went in, I'm sweating it's a lot of hearing gone. Yeah, I am man, both of us in that bed.
Speaker 3:Hey, there's a level of nut that you got to understand.
Speaker 1:I don't like the term level of nut. What'd you like to turn to?
Speaker 2:Level of climax. How much Is that better?
Speaker 1:Somehow even worse Level of climax.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, y'all got that. What do you like to hear? What do you suggest we say?
Speaker 1:I don't know actually a level of death.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I like that because you gotta think about it, it's to the point where every man in this motherfucker that has ever listened to us, right, the motherfucker will feel like the nut has come from his asshole through the front of him, because it's like, oh my god, where the fuck did that come, from what?
Speaker 1:do you think, females die?
Speaker 3:what do you?
Speaker 1:think like what do you think females die what?
Speaker 2:do you think like female?
Speaker 1:humans feel like.
Speaker 3:What do you think female humans feel like I don't know cause I get to tap it on the clit, and then that motherfucker get to splish, splash me taking a bath.
Speaker 1:I don't know it quite literally is like uh, it's, it's everywhere, everything at once at the same time, all over see that motherfucker, I can feel that motherfucker. I can feel it in every single fiber of my entire fucking body, for real, every time. For real, yes, because you gotta think about it Like you are going in something, so everything that we feel is internal.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, that's why they call it soul ties Facts oh shit, that's why, they call it soul times facts soul time.
Speaker 3:You never know. Hey, man, that's a different, that's a different. You say, that's a different breed. Goddamn, okay, y'all get to arguing. Boom, man, you like? Man, fuck that motherfucker. That motherfucker pissed me the fuck out, but she said she won't do it again. Yeah, man, man, fuck that motherfucker. Man, she always say that shit, but you know that shit is pretty good, yeah that's this whole time. You know she can't cook. She know how to read. You know you find a little shit.
Speaker 4:That nigga said know how to read. He went to the basic of the basic Slave times.
Speaker 1:I mean shit like she don't read she do slave times?
Speaker 2:she do no cursing. That ain't no average shit that's why you ain't supposed to shoot everybody club up. You damn right shit. I had learned that shit.
Speaker 3:Doing somebody club up is so intimate, incredibly so intimate but you know what, bro, this is what I had to realize the other day is like I have flashbacks, I have moments of epiphanies to where you realize did y'all ever take a piss or whatever? Or y'all smell, or y'all sweat or something, and y'all smell the motherfucker like they sent it, because everybody has a scent which I mean um, yes, but it's not exclusive to me.
Speaker 3:No, no no, no, what I'm saying is this though it's like something about a smell or move that you make, it just triggers something in your memory. Now to where? Because?
Speaker 4:it's hormones, and hormones trigger hormones it's, it's on a side't even be like that. I think it'd be like if it's like a, uh, a resemblance of somebody else, or like a perfume that some that somebody used to wear, some shit like that. That'll make me reminisce not like necessarily what you just said, because, I ain't gonna lie, just recently I've seen somebody who looks like a thin image of somebody who I used to fuck with, like spitting image. I was like what the fuck and that shit does. I was like what the fuck like that shit does. I was like what the fuck Like that shit was crazy.
Speaker 2:Dang Well, we gonna, we gonna wrap this up.
Speaker 3:That's a fucked up way to end this shit. You know what?
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 4:I mean.
Speaker 3:Hey it's okay, cliff Hangle.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Hey, but that tells y'all motherfuckers right now that y'all want to listen to us every fucking week. Yeah, hey, you know it's okay.
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Speaker 4:Zimbabwe. Hello yeah.
Speaker 1:Glad you listened to us. No, for real.
Speaker 2:Thank you so much Do you listen to these step-eyes?
Speaker 1:Please.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I want. Hey, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm sorry for us, damn damn.
Speaker 4:We love y'all man, for sure, we love y'all man.
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Speaker 4:We out Peace.