I told you.
Speaker 2:It's going down. Coming to you live from FS4, the Clear's Club, where they throwing cash and shaking ass. Bring your checks in, sign it right by the C-Section store. We taking Apple Pay Cash.
Speaker 1:App cards, all that. You want to tip your phone on the tip chief in here. We'll go through. You know what I'm saying. I need a tip trip. If I need a tip-trip, see if you see a tip-trip. Point out what she at. Point out what she at Cash money records Takin' over for the 99 in the 2000s.
Speaker 3:Cause, you see, a little bad cash. It's bad cash, make it worth it.
Speaker 1:Make it cash. Hey, sit down and watch your step or step and welcome to 4 Steps Only. I'm Jack, that's Chan Yo, that's the big dude.
Speaker 3:And this is.
Speaker 1:Ace. Hey, I'm sorry y'all. We had to bring y'all to the strip club for a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, it's the summertime.
Speaker 3:He was throwing up gang signs, y'all.
Speaker 2:Sure who.
Speaker 3:Yo Nah y'all, you, you, you gotta act out that shit.
Speaker 1:Excuse Asia, she from Compton.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, I am not from Compton you really are from gangland when you think about it speaking of strip clubs y'all?
Speaker 1:have y'all ever gone in there and realized they spray heavy body spray on that motherfucker? It ain't even the oil body spray, it's like the alcohol body spray the mist, the water-based, the one from Bath and Body Works Water-based, the one that only lasts for like one or two hours and you got to go get back and get some more.
Speaker 2:My thing is go and wash your ass.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, it's that simple hey.
Speaker 1:Wash your ass. It's that simple. Do like your dishes in the sink. Wash them, motherfuckers, please, because nobody really wants to go down there and taste that perfumey taste down there At all. I know y'all done tried that shit before hey speaking of that we say a lot of times body sprays don't belong down there at all. They don't mask.
Speaker 2:Uh, you know, down there is what you're saying yeah, down there.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, fact because you got to think about it, bro. When have you ever gotten on smell a good smelling?
Speaker 2:tilapia. Yeah, you can't. You can't spray away the fish market, man, man, it's going to take some old school hot water soap or whatever you know. You know some women they use summer's eve some, you know, I don't know what vinegar do, but I don't walk in the bathroom. It's some vinegar, hold on.
Speaker 1:In the bathroom Vinegar.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 1:vinegar does. What does that make vinegar? I used to date a stripper right.
Speaker 2:Oh, hold on Pause. Why the hell are you dating a stripper?
Speaker 1:Bro, I have dated a plethora of different backgrounds.
Speaker 3:Come on SAT word.
Speaker 1:I have dated a chaplain. Oh, that's crazy what she was trying to find. God, I loved when she was on her knees. I mean, she was blessed with the holy anointing, but anyway, so shit this time. What was I saying?
Speaker 3:like the uh not too sure, you lost me there, oh the strip, so I'm sorry for y'all down south opposed.
Speaker 1:That's cripple appreciate you so what you got to realize is they have different hygiene tactics than a lot of people. And man, I remember one night I was drunk as hell and I went, you know, you know, deep sea diving a little bit. I can't horrible term what what a horrible term what deep sea dives man I went. What deep sea dives man. I went to the buffet. Oh God, I had a plate, all right. That nigga went to Juicy Crab I ain't juicing, I ain't sucking on the crab already though he got a crab on what Juicy Crab, hey, have y'all ever realized?
Speaker 1:oh just saying the subject real fast when. Subject real fast when you see these videos about these motherfuckers that are sucking the crab meat out there's no civilized.
Speaker 3:There's no civilized way to eat crab legs.
Speaker 1:So like I mean, I don't give a fuck. If I want to see how you suck dick, I'm taking you to Juicy Crab.
Speaker 2:Oh, my god get back to what you were saying, man. My, we've got to stop letting him do this. You, juicy grape.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, Yo get back to what you were saying, man. Why, yeah, let's not. We've got to stop letting him do this.
Speaker 2:Get back to what you were saying, Okay so you were eating some stanky coochie. Why? What happened? That's what he said.
Speaker 1:That's it was sweaty and it was heavily sprayed. It was sweaty and heavily sprayed. There was some God don't want fresh. You were like oh hell no.
Speaker 2:Is this warm vanilla sugar? No, she hit you with the warm vanilla sugar, Bitch. You know, you know that is not enough. You should have went with the Japanese cherry blossom Ew. Japanese cherry blossom.
Speaker 3:That might help out. Y'all know, in these cities, hell yeah, shut up bro, move bro. Leave Pablo alone.
Speaker 1:So what you got to realize is I'm sorry y'all. They be telling me all the time well, I can't go on my ramps and raves and shit what you mean. I should be going on my ramps and raves and shit what you mean, strippy, go on my tan.
Speaker 2:About what? Oh, off the topic, okay, well, look, I just wanted to hear what you had to say About which one? About the stripper man. You know she can't, did she just come home from work? She had a grocery bag full of wands, bro, and you decided the what's up? She had a grocery bag full of wands, bro, and you decided to, bro, I was.
Speaker 3:This is the time.
Speaker 2:What's on your finger? I think? I think it's Uh-uh, that don't. You can't. I didn't tell you. I didn't tell you. I didn't tell you. I didn't tell you, I didn't tell you, I didn't tell you, I didn't tell you nigga over here talking about I want to show you off. She's showing off already, buddy come on, man.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's when I was in one shit.
Speaker 2:But now my thing is why did you think that was the appropriate time now?
Speaker 1:that girl just got off work so you ain't never hitting that after work you've been sweating all day.
Speaker 2:Oh, let's pause. Let's pause right there at the work you've been sweating all day. Let's pause. Let's pause right there. Yoga occupation was different from when. No, okay, yeah, we just saying at the time that occupations was different when, when, when I was going down there to eat your box now, no, stripping is damn near like working out. So you sweating it ain't damn near it is Okay, like you, motherfuckers got the six packs Exactly. So what?
Speaker 3:We need visuals, so bad.
Speaker 2:Okay, so she been climbing the pole spinning, she done did them. She did a whole workout Me, on the other hand, right Me, shorty, she did a whole workout Me, on the other hand right Me. Shorty, really just you know, had a regular day job, so you was eating a fish market.
Speaker 3:Fish market is crazy.
Speaker 2:I was, just eating some old baby.
Speaker 1:But you gotta understand though.
Speaker 2:A little seasoning on it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the same thing as sweating.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no no, Now that you say it. Now that you say it, yeah, that's the same thing as sweat head.
Speaker 1:But now you're saying no, no, no, no, no, no, now that you say it, now you say it like that and I'm sitting here, you know, contemplating my situation, bro, I'm sitting up here thinking I done had a whole fucking goddamn what's that thing that they spread out? A low country boil because sausage their ass torn to potatoes yeah, man, you going down.
Speaker 2:But hey, listen, you live and you learn the whole moral of what we are saying. Fellas, ladies, be polite, go wash your ass before you engage with somebody else but not even for anybody else but also for yourself.
Speaker 1:I know you itch, itch damn, I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3:I know you're itching, just get just get the shower please.
Speaker 2:If you so dirty that you itching, don't even come, don't even talk to me, don't even try to come over. Take your ass to the house.
Speaker 1:Don't bathe. Go and bathe. Bathe exactly Next. Yeah, cause I'll need you in my bed. Go in base. What'd it say? Base, exactly.
Speaker 3:Oh, look at that Next. Yeah, because I'll need you in my bed and then when you scratch.
Speaker 1:I know I ain't the only man out there that did this, but you know how when you're 18 and you got them, Like when I was 18, it's different when you were 18. A lot of people were 18. So you know I'm 37. So that's when DT and Cut were jumping off. That's when we had to look at the screen and you trying to figure out the Pele Boy channel and you see them little zigzag lines and just waiting for the opportunity to see a nipple. That's when I got my desktop and my mama kept getting viruses from Zypazza and going to the hood at video and different other sites. So you know you get them and you see them big ass titties popping up on the screen and shit.
Speaker 1:You know you just had MySpace and AOL and shit.
Speaker 3:MySpace what a time.
Speaker 1:So I'm 18. So my dumb ass is sitting here looking at the screen and shit. I don't know shit about life. I'm still an infant compared to the world Infant. Why the fuck did I get the bright idea to nail my balls?
Speaker 2:Um, Jackson, you see, that on the video?
Speaker 1:No, I was like bro, this nigga's balls, goddamn butt, naked like a baby. Why the fuck? Is that how my special shit supposed to look, is it supposed?
Speaker 3:to look like hey man, that's symbolic with a nice young child we was having that conversation earlier about the topic we was gonna be talking about.
Speaker 1:I did not know.
Speaker 2:That's why nigga nared your nut bro, I don't even remember the topic being discussed.
Speaker 1:Bro, that was the worst decision of my life. I bet it was. My shit was on fucking fire. I couldn't even think straight or nothing. I think I left it on too long. And you know how? That little baby's idiot look off a toy store, that little woman that look like the crab and shit. Ew, I had hairs going all this way and, bro, I saw little trinkets of blood. I'm laying in my goddamn bedroom now. I'm 18 and my mom do spread open like this you was we need visuals so bad.
Speaker 2:You was up in your mama house butterfly door. Don't forget your damn dog clothes. Nigga was butterfly door in your mama house door. Oh, he had them, damn dog clothes. Yeah, bro, that's a fucking decent nigga. Nigga was butterfly door in your mama house.
Speaker 1:I didn't give a rat's ass. This is going downhill. That shit was the most painful experience in my fucking life. So dudes out there that watching these fucking videos don't get, don't listen to your old lady and tell you to near your balls because it works. That shit fucking sucks, Just from my point of view.
Speaker 2:Just shave your neck, bro, y'all would never get waxed. No, oh, wait a minute, what?
Speaker 1:Nah. So you gotta understand this Girl. What? Nah? So you gotta understand, girl, what? Bro? You gotta understand this if Asha breaks down how they get whacked, I swear to god, y'all are never gonna get whacked, bro, you gotta.
Speaker 2:I've watched the videos, man have you?
Speaker 3:why have you watched the videos?
Speaker 2:so pause, everybody. Now I have to explain. Yeah, so I was scrolling through Instagram and somehow my feed came upon girls getting waxed how interesting. No, no, no, really. What happened was it was a girl, she had a, she had a. What's the girl name from LSU? What's the girl name from LSU? What's the girl named?
Speaker 2:angel reese, angel reese, so she had angel reese wax mold, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, and she tagged angel reese and was like I can't remember what she said, but I'm like damn, angel reese, coochie look like. So I clicked on the page and she just had videos of. Wax Coochie.
Speaker 3:Me and my Wax lady. We have such a good relationship. I talk to her about everything. We be catching up every time I go.
Speaker 2:I mean, you're very vulnerable. I love her.
Speaker 1:Hold up, bro, but you gotta understand they be up there telling them to put their knees to their chest.
Speaker 2:Yeah they be up there telling them to put their knees to their chest. Yeah, but that's get all with your ass. Crack bro yeah good, yeah, get all that hair up out of there. Do you eat a hairy chicken? Get your legs out do you eat a hairy chicken?
Speaker 3:and they get you.
Speaker 2:I forgot you, a weird nigga but, listen, though Aja explain how the waxing go what do you mean?
Speaker 3:so, like when you first get in, you know like, hey, like you know, get yourself. You know undressed, blah, blah, you undress from the waist down. Oh, you wait, a minute from the waist.
Speaker 2:So I don't mean to cut you off because you just went and said yeah, you pull your pants down. Now is there some type of? Do they let you wipe yourself off? Yeah, if you want to, you don't want to. You come on now. You're going to get waxed. You don't want to come on now, you're going to get waxed. You don't want to be stank.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but also, you shouldn't be coming stank, you should have already pre-prepared. I'm just saying, because that's just disgusting.
Speaker 2:That's just nasty, right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:Anyway. So you take your pants off, get up on the table and then she comes back in and then you know you're like open, like this, you're like Butterfly. And then she puts the powder on, and then, pablo, please. And then she puts the powder on and then, you know, she just puts the wax on, starts whipping, but she does it in like strips and then, after all that, she puts it in your chest and she gets your ass, boom, baby seal. You're feeling needs to use your chest.
Speaker 3:And she gets your ass, boom, baby seal, you feeling fucking great yeah, there ain't nothing like eating some coochie after it's been freshly waxed but you do have to wait 24 hours after like to like really have sex, cause it's still really raw down there, and then you got the sex. It kind of fucks up the whole wax and the whole clean feeling for real. I'm telling you wait 24 hours, it is baby seal.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be 100. I'm not going to listen to what you just said thank you, I've already done it. I'm offended. Nigga said I like the nigga. No, I said I'm offended. Nigga said I like the clean plates. Like I'm out here licking a paper plate, wow. I'm just, I'm plate wow, after, after a shave, you know, I might you know whatever, but yeah, that's, that's good.
Speaker 1:I'll watch that whole thing so let me ask you a question y'all. Y'all be specific now. So we were having a discussion while we were on the game. What are warning signs? Or you throw a red flag for when you're trying to court somebody, or somebody throws a proposition out there for you.
Speaker 3:Inconsistent communication.
Speaker 1:Okay. So let me ask you a question, aisha, with you being a female. If a female that is selling ass throws out a number at you, I understand everybody has a hustle man. I mean you got to get it with you how you get it. But if you were a dude and a female throws a price at you. I understand everybody has a hustle man. I mean you got to get it with you how you get it. But if you were a dude and a female throws a price at you? Do you have certain red flags and so on? Let me go ahead and shoot this to you. If I tell you, if I tell you, hey, I'm selling my box for $80. I'm selling my service for $80.
Speaker 3:Crazy.
Speaker 1:What red flags going in your head, cause I'm gonna tell you what my red flags is why is it only $80?
Speaker 3:why are you selling your box to me, nigga? Do you know my name?
Speaker 1:but those are my questions initially, but I have so many more so in my mind, I know it's like everybody else what the fuck am I paying for? Because I damn sure ain't paying for no pussy. Am I paying for the itch you got and my phone? Paying for bumps and blisters? Am I playing for my shit to look like a full-grown garden salad? Ew, blue waffle exactly, it's my. It's my shit, it's my god, like cottage cheese in the morning and I'm gonna be calling my mama talking about something. Mama, what the fuck? They bitch, don't get me oh the blue yeah nah, shorty you.
Speaker 2:You, you saying, if that was the proposition, that's what? Yeah, ate it out. So you telling me to fuck you is only gonna cost 420. Just really think about that. That pussy is very accessible. Two, you selling pussy, I'm gucci. Three, like you said, it's so accessible. Crackheads got 80 dollars this way.
Speaker 1:Got no moral but she ain't got boy that mean it's not enough, that box ain't got no moral.
Speaker 2:But she ain't got Boy that mean that box is trash, it's not enough, that box ain't trash, that box is just done for Sure that mean that motherfucker, that shit is tainted.
Speaker 1:My goddamn charge outside.
Speaker 2:Shorty, shorty, you are a 2000 Honda Civic. Preach brother, you know what I'm saying $80, come on now. I'd rather you would've told me let's go out and I spend $80. Come on now. I'd rather you would've told me let's go out and I spend $80, and you give me the box. Don't you ever in your life Test me like Cause? I got more than $80. I work a full time job, shorty $80 is a crazy amount.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna lie, cause I mean like shit, I understand people have their price and everything. It's not $80, $80? That made me sit back and just look at this $80, $80 my ankle. Your stock market value has declined.
Speaker 2:It's plummeted, plummeted, that's crazy though, but it really is people out there they selling a box on snapchat crazy bro my whole thing is, though, right if you find out your significant others out there selling themselves for that they would not be my significant other oh, like what the hell?
Speaker 2:hey, hey, listen, I was watching a movie, I'm watching a movie and a nigga was following his girl because he thought something was up. Shawty was selling it on the corner. That nigga end up throwing up and crying in the car. I couldn't even I. I wanted to laugh, but I'm like at the same time, like I don't even, I think I'll do the same Throw it up. Fuck yeah, you don't know who she get in the car with. Old, nasty big mother. Oh hell, nah, you selling pussy on the corner.
Speaker 1:Bro, you gotta think about it bro.
Speaker 3:The nigga that just fresh off work.
Speaker 1:What's he know it's been doing all day in a dirt and grime and she coming home to you to lick that motherfucker man in the thing, like man I just know me man.
Speaker 2:No man, no man, I know me man. I, I like eating coochie, I like doing all that. So if you're my girl and I see you doing that, it's like damn, every nigga in the city done been that. That is funny. I'm gonna throw up for sure and I'm gonna cry on the way home cause it's like damn, I'm a dumb man like how. I ain't know that. That bitch told me she was selling Mary Kay. That's crazy. You remember when people said that Mary Kay, they still said Mary Kay. Hey man, they gotta pee, they gotta pee. You know what I mean they gotta pee.
Speaker 1:Fact my wife used to sell my face in the window.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, my girl sell Mary Kay. From time to time she get her money. I'm over here telling people and shit Nah, how'd she get her money. I'm over here telling people and shit Nah, man, I'm over here telling people and shit.
Speaker 3:Yo, what's up? Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, my old lady in there, she on that. Mary Kay, you know Telling lotions and shit.
Speaker 1:Look, I didn't contribute the whole time bro. Yeah, man.
Speaker 2:You know what the fuck? Hey, don't be my homeboy. That's how I know you're really my dog. I've been in a situation where I was about to get with this girl. My partner was like hey, bro, don't do that. Man shawty done fucked more niggas in the city than than anybody damn then, ron jeremy, that's crazy ron jeremy yeah legendary ron jeremy oh with the molester.
Speaker 3:I just can't believe something like that.
Speaker 1:Did that ron jeremy probably been in there too yeah, he's like gangas khan.
Speaker 3:It's, that's tough. He's like the gangas khan of the porn industry.
Speaker 1:The nigga's been everywhere oh, I was about to say I thought you meant like you haven't seen the nigga dick. Um, not quite. What's your search history look like?
Speaker 3:um. First off, I said this in the other episode oh, never mind not discussing my preferences, but it's not ron jeremy ew, jeremy ew nah, we ain't gonna go off on that his face is grotesque.
Speaker 2:My thing is like I was saying if you're selling coochie out here, shame on you.
Speaker 3:No, if you're selling coochie, mind your business. We don't kink. Shame around here. Chance shut up.
Speaker 1:Hey, but Chance you got to understand you paying for it one way or another.
Speaker 2:Listen, you don't have to sell your coochie girl.
Speaker 3:Okay but maybe some people want to.
Speaker 1:You ain't got anything else to offer, yeah you don't know that.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. Okay, we'll sell you coochies then.
Speaker 3:Coochie moochie, coochie power, coochie power. You sell your shit if you want to, if it makes you happy, and as long as you don't hurt anyone, don't be a dickhead about it.
Speaker 2:Sell it for more than 80 bucks please. Yeah 80 bucks is fucking crazy. Sell it to a certain type of clientele.
Speaker 3:Facts.
Speaker 2:Because, like I said, crackheads get 80 dollars all the time and I'll be damned if I find out some nigga that's scratching, fiending. You done, got him right. Yeah, I don't hear that too. That crackhead nigga had 80 dollars. Yo super that nigga. That nigga has 80 dollars.
Speaker 3:Fuck out of here yeah, man come on now wait what show y'all talking about pjs, oh I thought you were talking about good you watched the pjs before a long time ago, but yes, I have watched it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, I didn't really care for the explanation alone yeah, man, so sell it for more than 80 dollars, okay. My thing is, though I just, I don't know, I don't. I hope I don't give off that type of vibe to where I look. Like you know I'm out here paying for coochie. No, not to say, hey, man, if you, if you buying some coochie, hey bro, buy your coochie. Because a lot of stuff has happened, because niggas have not gotten Gucci Facts.
Speaker 1:Murders. I shot a part of Gucci instead of trying to date the motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Literally, wars have been started over Gucci, over women, quite literally World wars.
Speaker 1:World wars.
Speaker 2:Good enough to start a world war. You ever seen the movie Troy?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:That's why I'm wondering how good that motherfucker had this Word stream. Get up and do the robot.
Speaker 2:Hey man, for the whole army to pick up and go kill people. My thing is, I'm not about to go fight no war, and I ain't even come on man, I ain't even, I ain't even you hit it, bro. That's like your plot is like, hey bro, we finna ride out man, I'm finna, go kill this nigga like, oh, what happened? He fucking my bitch. I'm not going with you. Well, I'm not fucking her. She ain't give me no Gucci facts. That's your problem, not my dog, not my horse. Yeah, bro, like I'll support you, though yeah, go get her, good luck yeah, nah my phone will be on.
Speaker 2:Do not disturb, though, but good luck babe yeah, cause I'm going to be like Cuban Gooding Jr Radio Let me out. Let me out, though, boy. Let me out, yeah. And other dudes Speaking of that, boys in the hood. Man, that nigga jack at me, goddamn punching the air because the nigga sniped me the other day, man.
Speaker 3:Hey, I just want to say all three of them got sniped earlier this evening. You see how quiet it got.
Speaker 1:Hey, she dirty as fuck man. See, I wasn't trying to even bring that shit up, but now don't even worry about it. Now the purchase is being made, man. Now don't even worry about it. Now, not a purchase is being made more, don't even worry about it.
Speaker 2:I was going to show you. Yeah, I'm not sure. Listen that was pure bullshit, pure fuckery like mini paintball, bro, that shit hurt, bro. As a matter of fact, I'm really hurt, like playing off that. My stomach hurt right now like what, bro? She caught me blank range a nigga. A nigga was in the corner in the bathroom bro I was back there eating my fucking burger as a matter of fact, now that I think about it, she turned that bitch over.
Speaker 1:Hey, wait hey hold on. So y'all don't know what happened. So my son got a splat ball gun. So my son decided it was a bright idea to bring the shit out downstairs.
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 1:Asha's eyes lighted the fuck up. All right, that all right. Nobody. Nobody else is worried about this, everybody else is just I grabbed this shit.
Speaker 2:First joking, I really wasn't gonna shoot nobody. So asia got down chicken wing my fucking arm to get it out my hand. So I'm like, all right, we done. She pointed at me. I'm like you know, chill out. She pointed at smiley. That nigga smiley was hey. Hey that nigga turned to. Oh yeah, come on now. Come on now. I'm like, hold on shorty tripping, let me go up the stairs. I hear I hear them just screaming down here. She's shooting niggas. She came for me, couldn't get me at first. At one point, jack, I don't know what she was doing, but you, you turned the corner grabbing your ass. She done shot you shit. It's all right, though. I'm gonna get my get back, like y'all had on the other other.
Speaker 3:He left out the fact that I caught him downstairs in the bathroom. He had nowhere else to go.
Speaker 2:Shot me in my knee, shot me in my stomach. It's all right.
Speaker 1:Man, I don't know why.
Speaker 3:It's character building it's hurt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that shit's hurt them motherfuckers will make you change your religion if you keep getting shot. They shot me three times in my back, though, before I could even turn the corner.
Speaker 3:I'm not even gonna lie. I was in the zone, I was sniping them, I was reloading.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I ain't run out of ammo I was sniping them.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna lie, I was on my shit. I turned the lights off Waiting for these niggas to come downstairs, so it's alright.
Speaker 1:I got a real question, though why are these motherfuckers out here planning a way about the healthy person?
Speaker 2:Devontae yeah, cause man people, childish Social media, drunk People building they done got the game fucked up. So, devontae Smith, he's a philadelphia eagle nigga got nigga. Nigga secured the bag and bought a nice humble crib. People clowning him because he bought a humble crib. He ain't buy mansion or no rapper shit or whatever. But come on, now you gotta, you gotta think it. Buy this humble little crib, save all my money. Just because I got 72 mil don't mean I gotta blow it, yeah. And then, shit man, this might just be the first one 72 mil. Shit, that house is probably what. 400k.
Speaker 1:You probably got to buy that motherfucker rent it out under his ass Exactly.
Speaker 2:Boom, now I got another bag. You know what I'm saying. That's why, asia, if you get $72 million, what's the first thing you do?
Speaker 3:Getting a tax attorney.
Speaker 2:Continue.
Speaker 3:Oh, getting a tax attorney and then also getting a defense lawyer, keeping the more retainer for probably about seven years, because family will come out the woodworks and I need to have a good defense, then I'll probably get like a really good accountant and then I would hire someone to go pick up the money. I would not do the week to week, I would do the lump sum, I would get all of my affairs in order and I would keep the rest to myself. If, week to week, I would do the lump sum, I would get all of my affairs in order and I would keep the rest to myself If it ever happens. But you should always start with at least a tax attorney.
Speaker 2:Get the taxes out of the way yeah.
Speaker 3:And pay those fucking taxes right when you get it. Uncle Sam gotta get his man. Like, if you get $72 million and taxes are worth $14 million, nigga, just pay it. You're still gonna get a shit ton of money. You're still gonna be a millionaire. Pay your taxes, get it out the way and hire someone, because people will be coming after you, even if you think you disappear what you doing with 72 mil first I bust down my.
Speaker 1:I gotta take care of my dude work on my plan and I always been on my whole life there you go, buddy take care mom first of all and just go buy a compound somewhere in the middle of BFE and just be away from everybody.
Speaker 1:Um, and next, thing, you know yeah, yeah, like it's in the middle of nowhere, like away from everybody, because you gotta think about it. I'm having a compound because I want just my family on that on the property, then eventually buy a shit ton of land and do like most of these, most of these people are doing now and selling off the plot and opening my own another LLC to where I'm the HOA. So now you gotta pay me money to live on the property. Facts. I mean, that's what they do anyway. Shit, make my money off the money yeah.
Speaker 1:I might. I might just go, holla on, go buy me a couple hot hotels or some shit or liquor stores. Niggas always need, uh, liquor stores and hotels. Yeah, especially pay by the hour. Put them 80 dollars. Go get me a burger a bird.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna flip a couple birds. See how it is bro.
Speaker 1:I saw where they busted somebody the other day with 35 keys.
Speaker 3:Jesus, you going to jail. Who the heck?
Speaker 1:I ain't going to jail.
Speaker 3:Bet money that.
Speaker 1:You ain't going to jail no.
Speaker 3:What Bet money that JPMorgan Chase is going to go ahead and snatch up that coke?
Speaker 2:and be distributed to the.
Speaker 3:Mexican cartel because they're afraid of the cartel.
Speaker 2:Do they really destroy all that coke?
Speaker 3:Hell, JP Morgan takes care of it and gives it to the cartel. Y'all don't remember that giant shipment of a hundred million pounds worth of coke and it just magically disappeared. But it was JP Morgan's boat. Oh shit, Y'all don't remember that shit. Then they just took it and redistributed it.
Speaker 1:We understand that, because I've had cousins where they've been pulled over by the police and they only find one pound of marijuana, but he says he had six and a fourth. You want to go to jail or you want to go to jail, you want to go home? Welcome to denzel yep.
Speaker 3:Training day epic movie tell you then, these corporations, they be on it, man that's the more, you know. That's why I'm angry all the time. I know too much, this motherfucker be, doing her research.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm angry. I'm nosy as fuck. I know the truth out here JP Morgan and them, they dope heads they be selling that shit, man.
Speaker 3:Hey man, young Jeezy who.
Speaker 1:JP and them, that's the red dogs back in the day the red dogs. I heard the red dogs would just whoop people ass yeah, literally yes, the red dogs will pull your wolf, your ass and take your shit you don't need to work with a red dog.
Speaker 2:Oh, come on now. Who you think? Oh, now, mr you know, come on, they come. Come down to my rant oh shit, I believe we're having. We're having a bonfire. Come down, wait. Do I know I am not finna? Come to one of your clan meetings, bro, oh oh yeah, yeah I could see he thought I was dumb. Yeah, come down to the bonfire yeah, I can see that okay so y'all trying to burn me?
Speaker 3:fuck out of here, bro it's the get out situation, nigga invite me to a bonfire nigga, you are the fuel of the fire, your bones. You thought I was falling for that. I'm like oh, where you live, winder, oh, okay they're gonna eat you and use your bones for the bonfire not me, you are the barbecue look at this motherfucker's here.
Speaker 1:God, no one. I made his training him into an ass straight.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm good I work with him for a while Maybe.
Speaker 1:I knew that motherfucker had an empty stool. I told you he had an empty stool.
Speaker 3:And here it is picking up my ashes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not me. Come on now. What do I look like? You think I'm that dumb? Oh yeah, I'll come down there. It'll be swell, We'll have a good time. Swell, Fuck out of here, bro. What you cooking? You nigga your leg. You don't kill it. Yeah, fuck out of here. Come now.
Speaker 3:You gotta be you gotta be smarter than that. Yeah, that is crazy, but look, man, red dogs are still alive. They're just in different colors. What'd you say? I mean, I'm sure the red dogs are still going on, they're just in different colors, of course of course I mean.
Speaker 1:I mean, why would they still be in the same color? I mean, it's like just them different madmen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they got this bandit. Quote, unquote this bandit.
Speaker 3:Please, this is south.
Speaker 1:Don't shit get this bandit at all Exactly.
Speaker 2:And you think that shit gonna change when all them people die off?
Speaker 3:No, because they keep teaching the newer generation and they're just stupid, so they believe everything Bro let me tell you something Racism will always be existing Because people pass on their motive.
Speaker 1:Throughout the year, they teach the same teachings that their grandpappy taught them, and now it's their place to teach their kids. So that's why it will never become a thing yeah, that's why it would never go away, which is sad.
Speaker 1:It's trash. I had to tell my kids. The way I walk through life is I judge people off of people. I don't give a fuck what color you are, I don't give a fuck whether you you solid or you not. So you either either that or you get the fuck on. Get the fuck out my face, yeah, or you're not.
Speaker 2:Either that or you get the fuck on, get the fuck out of my face. Yeah, yeah man. Racist people are hilarious though.
Speaker 3:They are, because that's the hill that you choose to die on because of a color. Please get out of my face.
Speaker 2:They are. They really believe that shit. Like at one point you have to think that it was somebody out here telling people that the south will rise again. It's not a lost cause they still have civil war reenactments I mean, that's just different, though I mean, wait, wait, is it like for like documentaries or like people, like people out here, like really just?
Speaker 3:Yeah, like during, like the actual day it took place. Yeah, they do that shit. Yeah, every year it's weird man For more than one time. Uh, it's weird man.
Speaker 2:I just feel like it's weird if you just have a full-blown Confederate soldier uniform in your closet, Like how do you explain that?
Speaker 1:Same way.
Speaker 2:I'm a reenactor, but why did you choose that side?
Speaker 1:Because I was more passionate about it.
Speaker 2:I was watching some shit on YouTube where a nigga actually pulled up to one of them reenactments and the nigga tried to tell him that black people actually fought on the South Side. That's because we were. The dude looked at them and was like alright man, we not even I mean it was not.
Speaker 3:They were brainwashed.
Speaker 1:Literally, we were slaves for you to be off with your freedom if you got. Don't fight a war they didn't believe in. Niggas do that shit every day yep they really do hey man.
Speaker 2:Well, for all you racists and all you, you coons, eat a dick and house niggas tune in next week at four step was on our plan eat a dick, hey. Hey, man, if you were racist and you listen to this podcast, dick eater see that that dick eater shit sounds a little too much.
Speaker 1:I just say they should go suck a egg dick eater.
Speaker 3:That is short, to the point. You know exactly what I mean, how I convey it and you know my intention. You're a dick eater.
Speaker 1:Well, well, jack hey four staples only and you gotta sit down and watch the Steppers step and we out Peace.
Speaker 2:You can't stand up and watch me step.
Speaker 3:Please. I feel like these episodes are getting funnier.
Speaker 2:I hope that gets acted. It's time for me to say bye. It's time.