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Legendary Hangovers with Guest XtraGram Sam and Guest BigPlay Ray

June 05, 2024 Jack, Chance, Ace, & Smiley Season 1 Episode 18
Legendary Hangovers with Guest XtraGram Sam and Guest BigPlay Ray
For Steppers Only: Raw, Uncut, and Unedited
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Legendary Hangovers with Guest XtraGram Sam and Guest BigPlay Ray
Jun 05, 2024 Season 1 Episode 18
Jack, Chance, Ace, & Smiley

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Have you ever wondered what happens when you mix equal parts friendship, wild adventures, and just a tad too much alcohol? Picture this: a forgotten birthday party that ended in monumental hangovers, stumbling into Jeeps after a night out, and the infamous all-white party where one of us hilariously fell asleep standing up with shades on. From crazy late-night road trips through treacherous conditions to sleeping in clubs, we reminisce about the friendship bonds forged in the heat of these youthful escapades. Please tune in to relive those unforgettable nights that still make us laugh.

But the fun doesn't stop there. Our guest, Sniper AKA BigPlay Ray, joins the madness to share his chaotic stories, including a particularly eventful night during football season and some drinking mishaps that are too good to miss. Imagine laughing until you cry as we recount bush falls, close encounters with the police during intimate car tent moments, and the time we lost a car for hours in downtown Athens. From liquid cocaine shots that burned our lips to sake bombs that led to blackouts, this episode is a rollercoaster of alcohol-fueled adventures that celebrate the unbreakable bonds of friendship and the unpredictable outcomes of our wild nights together.

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Have you ever wondered what happens when you mix equal parts friendship, wild adventures, and just a tad too much alcohol? Picture this: a forgotten birthday party that ended in monumental hangovers, stumbling into Jeeps after a night out, and the infamous all-white party where one of us hilariously fell asleep standing up with shades on. From crazy late-night road trips through treacherous conditions to sleeping in clubs, we reminisce about the friendship bonds forged in the heat of these youthful escapades. Please tune in to relive those unforgettable nights that still make us laugh.

But the fun doesn't stop there. Our guest, Sniper AKA BigPlay Ray, joins the madness to share his chaotic stories, including a particularly eventful night during football season and some drinking mishaps that are too good to miss. Imagine laughing until you cry as we recount bush falls, close encounters with the police during intimate car tent moments, and the time we lost a car for hours in downtown Athens. From liquid cocaine shots that burned our lips to sake bombs that led to blackouts, this episode is a rollercoaster of alcohol-fueled adventures that celebrate the unbreakable bonds of friendship and the unpredictable outcomes of our wild nights together.

Speaker 1:

The ride. Put the ball in the seat, man. Put that shit up, bro. Alright, man, y'all take your own charge. I'm gone, bro. I'm finna. Leave y'all, bro. I'm finna, gotta run. Man, fuck man, I'm out.

Speaker 1:

You know, ray, look like White person is his ID man. Hey, you know, ray, look like white person. This is ID. You know, spread it. Watch it Step by step. And welcome to step was only I'm Jack and I got two guests with me. I got sniper AKA big play Ray. Then I got extra ground with your service, sir, extra ground, sam. You know who I am? Shoot, hey, hey.

Speaker 1:

The reason why we did this is because, hey, me and these guys on this couch, man, we have a history together. We go back like brothers, as y'all know from the previous episode. But y'all gotta understand, we have had some escapades together, some excapades, episodes, you mean. But shit, yeah, I'm talking about some gs14, not be classified. Let's make a trip, let's, aj, let's drive two hours in the snow up to sakawa. Just got on a at three o'clock in the morning knowing damn well we ain't gonna make it back home Out there. Man, they go from Greene County to Meagan City, to Miss Collins.

Speaker 1:

Y'all know the most fucked up thing that people always bring up to me is my one birthday, when we had all them goddamn liquor bottles. Oh to my own, I just thought about it. I really ain't even supposed to be playing with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, you, I got that. I tell you everybody, walk up the next day with a hangover. Hey, everybody, the way I used to be was I used to be that motherfucker, the motherfucker that's going to bring liquor, but you're going to get fucked up by the end of the night. Oh yeah, I just thought about it too, bro. He sent me to the liquor store. That sounds very, very, absolutely right.

Speaker 1:

You know, we falling out trying to get in the damn Jeep when I had the green Jeep and roll back down the hill. When I tried to jump in it, man, this man came out, the grudge man. We walked to the jeep. This nigga got them jumped up in the motha and came right back out. There I'm talking about. Oh shit, boy. They tried to get in the thing, laughing like a motherfucker and got back. Man, no man, we were lit all night that night, hey.

Speaker 1:

But you remember, the fucked up part was I drove in halfway through the club because they didn't realize I was fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, buddy, how we getting home. You drove Hill and you, the most fucked up out of the bunch. Hey, billy D went to the car and went to sleep. Yep, definitely, but no, he went to sleep bro.

Speaker 1:

It was like 12 o'clock. He in the car, asleep. I said where everybody at, but I appreciate y'all, because that Ooga Booga tried to take me home with her that night. Nah, that wasn't me. Nah, that was me bro. I went to sleep. Oh, you went to sleep. I went to sleep first. That was me bro, that was me bro. That was me bro. Killed my birthday bro. No, it wasn't your birthday. No, yeah, the birthday chanel. Yeah, I had got lit too fast, yeah, and I had to make it actually get back right. I asked you what? Uh, the g over? Yeah, so yeah. But then you came out and came and joined me and you wasn't quite well yourself. You know what I'm saying. You probably were too. I didn't mean to cut you off.

Speaker 1:

Let me tell you about Estra man. Man, we had an all-white party, right, we've been drinking all day, just vibing. We get to the all-white party. This man, estra, bro man, the only thing that was saying to him was he had some shades on. We get to the bar I don't even know how many shots he just bought them. He walk off. He's standing in the middle of the club asleep, but he got the shades on that protected him. So you don't know he's asleep.

Speaker 1:

You know what I'm saying? He just vib. So you don't know he's sleeping. You know what I'm saying. He just vibing. You know what I'm saying. If you don't know, if you didn't know, you would have thought he was just vibing. But see, I know he ain't moving, he ain't flinching. Hey, did he look like the motherfucker on Weekend or Bernie's? Nah, I wasn't moving that much, nah, nah, nah, he just like. You know, I know, hey, but shoot, hey.

Speaker 1:

That's like one time, bro, I locked my keys in the car downtown Athens. Right, this is when I had a Crown V. Oh, man, and I was doing shots of what is it called Liquid cocaines? Oh, them little drinks out the shell. Yeah, bro, it's Jagermeister 151. You talking about a whole thing, jagermeister 151 and Golden Slogger. So you put all that in a shot and you just take it and they call it what? Liquid cocaine? Oh, yeah, that's why you love cookies, bullshit. So, hey, so I'm like they can make them in the club. So I'm like they didn't make it in the club. So I brought my own bottles. This is when the library was open. So I brought my own bottles and, you know, mixed it up and left it behind the thing so I could have it. You know, I just tell them hey, give me my shop, my shit.

Speaker 1:

I went back to my car. I said, damn, where my keys at Went back to my car. My little partner, kevin Hardy, came out to the car. He said hey bro, what you trying to do getting your car? I said hell, yeah, my shit locked. Hey bro, now this is where the drunk shit kick in. You don't think about this shit when you sober. You think about this shit when you fucked up Like faded. Hey bro, let me see your house key. Nigga, what. So I'm sitting over there about two seconds got the house key, slid it in, slid it out, clink it, be open right up. Pop that bitch up, pop that motherfucker right. Open the car. Yeah, the door. Lock your house key. Opened your car door. Yes, skilled up 1000.

Speaker 1:

But I tried that shit the next day when I was sober. Couldn't do it, you had a mobile home, but why? I said what the fuck? I kept trying. It couldn't do it. Write me an instruction manual on that. But I swear to God, them shots gave me, goddamn liquid superpowers. That's why Rick James was acting the way he was on fuck your couch, I'm telling you he was on, fuck your couch, I'm taking it.

Speaker 1:

It was like liquid cocaine. Hey, yo man, it used to be a drink, it used to be in a shell, it was like an engine drink. That's what I thought you were talking about at first. But I didn't know. You were talking about an actual drink. You talking about Cisco? No, it was called liquid cocaine.

Speaker 1:

Bro, like with cocaine, bro, like used to be a the shit over there, all about um Chamberlain, the K-Rab Right there, but about um Taco Bell and shit. Yeah, the K-Rab the K-Rab. Yeah, they had an energy drink back then called liquid cocaine. Swear to God, bro, I was scared about it. I'm like boy, hey, I was scared. No, hey, but the crap, I got another story. This this motherfucker fucked up.

Speaker 1:

So I went. I had worked third shift one night. This one I was working at um another spot. I fought around and went I'm talking about dead tired. Gotta go to augusta right now. Dry two hours, I'm falling asleep. I go in.

Speaker 1:

The guy don't store. Hey, man, let me get a five hours energy drink, oh lord. So he told me something. Which one you want? I said, hey, let me get the, let me get the, let me get the red one, let me get the black one. The black one, extra strength, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, first time, bro.

Speaker 1:

So I'm on 20. So when the spot between green county and 20, right like right when you jump on the road right there after washington. So I'm just riding, I'm just riding. So you know, it's a straight shot. So, my god, I started getting newborn baby neck. My damn neck started breaking like a motherfucker. So I said, oh, that's right, I got this, goddamn. Um, I got this five hour.

Speaker 1:

So you know, I don't read instructions. That's like my medicine and shit. I just drank straight out the bottle. I'm took that whole thing. I'm riding. I'm like, oh yeah, I'm waiting, I'm waiting now. Oh, no, bro, I said.

Speaker 1:

I said, oh, something don't feel right, activated. Something don't feel right, activated, something don't feel right. So hey, look, look, so nah, bro, it's worse than that. So I'm riding down the road and I look at the bottle, I'm like this, don't feel right. I started to feel tingling and shit, what the fuck I'm feeling tingling. I read it on the fucking bottle. It says liquid. What is it? Liquid Viagra? Oh no, I said what the fuck? You stand up in the motor for real, anyway. I'm like bro now remind you I gotta go to Dream.

Speaker 1:

So I'm at this bitch for eight hours. I'm over here looking like Jack, you alright? Hell, no, so I'm like shit. So right, when we were getting off, I'm like shit. Okay, it started. I'm slowly starting to feel it go away, bro. So we started god doing so.

Speaker 1:

Y'all gotta understand what like when I'm back in my 20s. Shit, I was drinking like a motherfucker. I drunk like a fish you were. So as soon as we got off, they're going to ask me hey, jack, you want to go get some beer and wings? Hell, yeah, let's go get beer, wings and shots. As soon as I sat down I took my first shot. That motherfucker just back up. I said oh no, this is going to be a team. That's no date for real. Boy, that was five dollars. About to put somebody out.

Speaker 1:

Man boy, son of a ass, y'all man, what's y'all wildest story, or like wildest drunk memory that y'all ever gonna. I'm gonna let, I'm gonna let Jack, start that one I got, I got, you got a G. Yeah, you know I can do that. Hey, alright, I got one. I fell in some bushes, you fell in some bushes, I fell in some bushes.

Speaker 1:

It was, we were, we were leaving, we were leaving in insomnia, and there's, there was the parking. There was this parking space, like the square parking space, but then it was an empty one right beside it, the one everybody used to park park in the left-hand side, across from Bank of America. Boom, so I'm got down, I'm, I'm man, man, I'm walking straight to the car. So you know, it used to be. It was like a quarter night, because, hey, for a lot of y'all that don't know what quarter night was, as long as you kept your cup, your refill was a quarter man.

Speaker 1:

Hey, bro, I was fucked up. I was fucked up. That was a good time to be alive, boy. It was time to be alive, to be alive, bro, for real, man, that was when the club was open from Tuesday to fucking Sunday. Yup, for real, you can go to the club from Tuesday to Sunday. Shit you nuts. But so what? I was walking to the club.

Speaker 1:

I knew I was too fucked up to drive, though, so tell me why I did like I had crossed the street, got onto the curb and I took like three steps and I forgot to turn my body and my my feet turned, but my upper torso didn't. Upper torso, next thing. I know I'm doing that, bro, I'm talking about. I'm talking about deep in the bush, and y'all know I'm short, so my legs all up in the air and shit, man just caught like I've got a good court in a spider nest. Tell me why somebody had to come over to me, some some old little old lady crackhead. But walk up, baby, you okay, she helped you. Hell, yeah, she helped me. I felt bad, I felt bad. She told me something. It's okay, baby. I don't think nobody saw it. I can say one that I think you're familiar with downtown man shit. I can say one that I think you're familiar with Downtown Athens.

Speaker 1:

I was kind of wild at the time. You know what I'm saying. You know having my way with things. You say you were kind of wild, just saying, but I don't know. Hey, just so these folks don't think I'm cabin, I'm going to just say a few things. I'm going to let you finish it.

Speaker 1:

But the night we were out to the club, we was in the car and the police were beside me. You know, drunk as hell, wild. No, I got one battle, but I want you to tell Ray, I want you to tell them what happened. I'm in the back seat. I'm just trying to go home. You know what I'm saying. I ain't thinking nothing about it. I'm trying to go home. I had a long day. We got a special game driving the car for us. I'm in the back seat being so what I thought I would be, I thought I would. But there are life and days. So you know, he decides he only got there again scrapping it and all this other crazy shit. He decides to get some head by the damn police.

Speaker 1:

We in traffic at the red light, at the red downtown, I I can explain were you in a fishbowl or were you? Did you have a tent? I had a tent, definitely had a tent, but uh, but I was so lit I did. I didn't even know, bro, right there, you know what I'm saying. Until I look and it was already happening. It was going down and on my end, on my side. You know I'm saying I'm like, oh shit, 12 right there. But you know I'm saying, luckily he looking at night they're poor at all. You know I'm saying like, but hold on, jack. You just asked him, did he have 10? He didn't ask if I was alright, did I make a home safe benefit? It's bad to me. It's bad. It's that wild of being young man. Hey look, I'm sorry, there's priorities that come in in place. Man, shit, damn, everybody else.

Speaker 1:

What got scarred from that situation? It wasn't surviving the cold night. This situation, it wasn't surviving the cold night. So now this is fucked up. Now watch this. So Sam gonna remember this night, cause we went on a fucking excopate this night.

Speaker 1:

I was driving Uber at one time so I was like shit, it's 11 o'clock in Athens. Man, I don't feel like doing this shit tonight. Let me call Sam. I think this is when the red specs, the night with the red specs, and you were like shit, jack, where you at. I said shit, I'm driving, oh, I'm over here by the Bulldog Inn. Like okay, okay, sam, where you at. Okay, well, we're about to link up. Cool, no problem, me and Sam.

Speaker 1:

I went to the club, had a ball Decided to go to Blue Green's place after the club. So now we get there. Now, remind you me. And Sam fucked up. Oh, rewind, we couldn't find a call for three hours downtown athens. Man lost the whole whip. Man like bro, hey, the bad part, I've never been so confused. I like swore was like man bro, so man. So let me explain it like this we lead a club, I'm lost. Told Sam, I'm going to Little Italy to go take a piss. Then came out I'm like, okay, where the fuck is Sam? I forgot. I had a cell phone to call Sam. You forgot, I forgot. So I was told You're in school. You were in school.

Speaker 1:

It was like what was it? Four or five blocks of like just bars, everything closed. It was downtown. It was downtown. It was like a Saturday, it was like a Friday, it was a Saturday morning, yeah, boom.

Speaker 1:

So we're like, okay, shit, I find Sam three hours later. Remember, it's only four blocks from where I park. We leave there and go to somebody's got on studio slash after-hour spot. One on six. Yup, yup, bro, we were there from 8 am. Hey, look, remember, they kept having motherfuckers come from the back though Talking about some $0.50. I'm straight, y'all, I'm straight, remind you, we still taking shots, right, we end up leaving now and go to the Waffle House. So basically, he done kept you out all night too. Oh no, it gets worse. Wait, I see what it is. Wait, wait, wait, it gets worse. Now time for the commercial.

Speaker 1:

So next thing, I know Sam, come over and tell me hey, I'm going to follow you to your house. Sam, you ain't drive here. You don't know what I've created. So I'm like, sam, you ain't drive here. How the fuck you gonna follow me? Hey, you'll see, tell me if I'm gonna pull it up. Oh, hey, bro, can I use your bathroom? Oh, yeah, come on. Shit, it's seven, eight, eight o'clock in the morning. Yeah, I know how you do it, sam ain't. Sam went to go use the bathroom, but sam didn't, did not go up to the bathroom alone, hey, so when y'all ever hear something, I'll tell them and remind you.

Speaker 1:

I had, like this is my. I had to take my daughter's mama to the guy doing movies at 11 o'clock the next morning. Did you make it on time, bro? I made it, but shit, I was fried, bro. I threw up in the damn trash can At the damn movie theater.

Speaker 1:

Man, good time, that's all I'm saying. Good time, good time. We had some good times, though. Hell yeah shit. Definitely had some good times. Man Definitely did. Definitely did. Come on, man, be out all night. Gotta go to work at Something eight in the morning. Definitely had some good times. Man, definitely did. Definitely did. Come on, man, be out all night. Got to go to work at 7, 8 in the morning. Oh man, that was a whole era of that man. Hey, you going to work. Still fucked up for nothing. Man, it's still on you. I don't know how we made it. Still on you. Like Fucking at a all-time high like man. Like fucking at a all-time high Like man.

Speaker 1:

Bruh, we went to Green County one night and I know we got back at 7 o'clock. I had to be at work at 8. I don't know how I made it. I ain't gonna say I made it on time, but I made it to work. Still had to be out there and made it as it is conditioned. You gotta accept me as is Now.

Speaker 1:

You look at these kids Nowadays. They talking about something they can't make it work. They can't keep a job. Why can't you keep a job, bro? Shoot, you fucked up and you can't you calling out of work? What do you mean? You just have good attendance. You got a job. That's a little rough, though. I don't know how we did, bro. I don't know how the hell I made it home most nights. I don't know Me too, though that man. It was a lot of nights. I don't know how I got everybody home safe. I'm glad I got everybody home safe, but you know, that was our main priority. We ain't leave nobody. In fact, shit. It's like, how do you come home with less people than you left with, unless they told you I ain't a lot of.

Speaker 1:

I remember one night it was very platinum man it was, it was five foot. One of them didn't get in the car and I know the next day he was talking about he had no goddamn got beat up and the two would chill oh man, hey, let me tell you something. He went to the ring and he got that Look, look, hey, the worst, fuck up. Me and Ray are not allowed to talk about this shit. The one time we went to 106. Oh yeah, we can't talk about this shit at all. Wait, wait, hell. We can't talk about this shit. Hell, no, wait, wait, hell, no, hell, no, it was a crazy night, though. It was a crazy night, bruh.

Speaker 1:

How did it begin? Oh, oh, how did it? Because it was four of us in the car. It was four, four, four, five. It was between four and five. No, it was five, five, five, five it was five. Oh, 4 or 5. It was 4, between 4 and 5. No, it was 5, 5 and 5 it was 5. Oh, it's like real, real, uh.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna tell you how the shit started, really. I'm gonna tell you how, cause your Jack, your ass, jack, yeah, was making some drinks and shit back then. Yeah was on that some rocks and shit, and I thought we had probably about four bottles of that shit. And then, when you used to goddamn make the little drinks and shit, now you got your damn name Bartender Jax. You right, you right, goddamn, yeah, that sound like great, that sound like great. You know it was a situation we had on. Got lit, we went to a little party, little block party, paul. You used to say them things right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you know, shit just took a turn for the worse and a lot of shit happened.

Speaker 1:

What's fucked up? I can never live to answer this day that people know me for like, oh shit, jj gonna get you fucked up. Don't drink with JJ. Oh yeah, don't you drink but me, you are Vic man, we at Vic here. I know he got some archive stories too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, well, what that didn't come up with a drink where that man had me drinking some kind of all I know it was. I don't even remember the liquor, I didn't know. He mixed it with a ginger ale and I'm like damn that shit. Good, I don't have about three calls of that. I used to be on the man all the time. Man, try this, try this, try this, try this, try this, try this. Damn this shit. Good, goddamn damn thing you know here. Hey boy, I'm bent goddamn like a goddamn boomerang. Try this no more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, try this, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, try it there, hold on. Let me take it easy Right now.

Speaker 1:

We drinking like I got a bottle here called Screwball and the other day, like for Memorial Day, I took some extra creamy vanilla, some True Moo, right, and a couple shots of that peanut butter vanilla. I wish I had the graham crackers that I could've crumbled up and put it all in there and blend it all up, cause I let everybody try with just the true move and the got doing a peanut butter shot, or everybody over there licking they lips, talking some what the rest of this is why you trying to infuse a snack with a shot. Boy, this is creative as hell. That shit, man, I don't know where you get it from. Real good, hey, just a shot of that shit, though, but just listening to what you're going to add to it, man, look you, look like shit. Hey, I need one of them. Yeah, on a hot summer day, shit, I need one of them. Yeah, yeah, I have to buy two, three blunt Boy, that's like some snacking shot. How the flavor would probably be. Hey, your ass would be over there cross-faded. Yeah, I'm fried, sleep, fuck with that shit boy, I'm fucked up. It's like, hey, it's like Tunkum. When we over on the back streets Back streets, yeah, and that's when Tunkum still lived at home.

Speaker 1:

Dog, I had Tunkum doing one of them liquid cocaine shots, but the way I learned afterwards is to burn the impurities out of it. So what you do is you take it, you put it all off in something else and then you drop the guy. You take the, you drop the shot off in there. So Tunkun forgot the guy. He told me something Like a socket bomb. It's like a sake boom. I don't like cocaine, I just don't like the name of it. Like a sake boom, you drop the shot inside of, like the bill. Mhm, oh god, oh, yeah. Oh, I got a story about that, alright. So took the shot too fast and burnt his fucking lip. The shit was on fire, yeah. And he forgot to goddamn blow the shit out, oh damn. And he forgot to goddamn blow the shit out, oh damn. What proof was it? They were definitely fried. Y'all had the McCartney, yeah, oh. So I got a story about that too.

Speaker 1:

Hey, man, let me tell you something. One of my partners I had met him downtown. Now, remind y'all, we're from Clark County, which is the home of UGA, athens, georgia. So it's a game day downtown. My homeboy introduces me to his mother-in-law. His mother-in-law is a dog mom, a dog, oh, like a Georgia Bulldog mom. And they're going to football games.

Speaker 1:

This is what I never learned before the three bad combinations of who you don't want to drink with. She out on football, she white, and it's downtown Athens, oh yeah, mama had me fucked up in the club, bro, what she ain't had no bottom dog Football season downtown Athens is a no bottom dog Football season downtown Athens. It's a whole vibe man. So we were. She said what you drinking, baby, what you drinking, you want another one, you want another one, while her husband's standing right there telling me yeah, get them fucked up, babe, just get them fucked up, that's right, go Dawgs.

Speaker 1:

So next, I know, so I'm. I'm like it's five o'clock in the afternoon and I'm fucking faded. She's telling me something it'll be a good time for some sushi. Now I'm fucked up, the sushi, and look, it does not sound good right now, but I'm going. I get up and I go to the bathroom. So you know, you gotta, you gotta piss some of that out and come back to the table. I got two sake bombs sitting in front of me. I ain't never had them before in my life, but I'm about to have them right now with this lady I just met, three hours before Her, her daughter, my homeboy and her husband. This was a bad combination. I don't even remember who the fuck they were playing, what the score was, or nothing. Oh, you just fried, you fried Next. I know I did two of those.

Speaker 1:

I blacked out that night, dog, I ended up on my mama's front porch because it was cold behind the bush tree, just laid there all night. She came out there and told me something. I came out here and put a blanket on you ain't trying to get me in the house. You told me I'm comfortable, I was fried. Now go ahead and tell me another story, y'all. I don't know man. It's been a lot of crazy nights, man, I don't know where to start. I don't know man. The shit is so much. I do.

Speaker 1:

Got one, uh, oh, I got one my cousin Ernie, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. Yeah, he could tell you Me and him still beefing about this shit. To this day we ain't beefing, but you know Talking shit about it. Yeah, it's like one night we was out. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

I was drunk, he say I was in the backseat with my pad down. Whatever he had to tell me to go inside for my pad. I don't remember. I'm drunk, I'm responsible. To this day, he keep asking me who picked me up. I don't remember Somebody. I don't know Somebody. Help me, man. He swears with Dad, I know. So, ernie, will you hear this shit? I don't remember my boy. You got to let him know. I don't remember Boy boy, boy boy, so long. That's like one of the ones where, like I really don't remember, like I was on some hey, that shit was dangerous.

Speaker 1:

Back then we used to go through so many bottles and what was wrong with y'all, why y'all was drinking like that? It wasn't really me, it was me. I'd be sober in the beginning part of the day and then I'd get with, I'd get with Jack, and then and things tend to change and what you mean, you get with Jack, you the bad influence. I was just a weed smoker. I was a weed smoker. No cap was just a weed smoker. I was a weed smoker, no cap, I was a weed smoker.

Speaker 1:

Y'all boys like to drink like that and y'all had me fucked up. So I really blame y'all to be earning bro, we used to be in the trenches fucked up. But nah, I don't blame y'all, but like I blame when I be with you and I done did too much, because nine times 10, y'all niggas don't influence that shit, especially you, ray, especially you Ray. Take another one ass nigga. And Mr Jack, I'll try this, try this, try this. And now I'm on the carpet. You feel me.

Speaker 1:

So we try to be a good friend. I guess I ended up on the floor a couple times. That's crazy. Let me ask y'all something, though. What's that? Let me ask y'all something. Tell us something Everybody got that one friend that they blame everything on.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you got to have a far guy, man, you got to have a far guy, one far guy. Depending on what I can blame this on him, because you know what I'm saying, and depending on why you doing it, you know, yeah, like everybody got that one fall guy. I know for a fact I was hit by the fucking fall guy. Alright, do you have? Alright, do you have a friend that you can call right now and be like, and you just be like hey, man, I need you to roll with it. They gonna roll with it. Yeah, they gonna, big bro, you, you gonna ride with him, fuck it, right or wrong. Like, hey, uh, uh, uh, woo, woo, woo, and he gonna roll with it. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. He know you got down. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Hey, let me tell you, I got, I got brought into so much bullshit. You, hey, jack, I just need you to say this. It's just say say I'm with you over your house, sleep on the couch, all right. Yeah, he over here sleeping. Hey, wake up so I can talk to him. That nigga been drinking all the time. When I'm finna, come over there and get him. You better not come to my motherfucking house who we ain't doing that. Man, just leave the man here. He straight.

Speaker 1:

At one point, man, I was like most hated by everybody at one point. Whoever had a chick and they was hanging with me, I was hated. This is a good. This is a good topic.

Speaker 1:

How many times have you deep fried one of your homeboys? When I say deep fried, let me explain what I mean. When you deep fry your homeboys, it's like boom, you're in a situation and you know what I'mboys. It's like boom, you in a situation and you know what I'm saying. You know your old bullshit is his bullshit. So you need an explanation and you have to be like shit.

Speaker 1:

Hey, jj had me out all night. Man Shit, that's the best thing I can say about it. You know what I'm saying. You remember how we were. We out all night man Shit, that's the best thing I can say about it. You know what I'm saying. You remember when I was, we were covered up, man. It was an air war.

Speaker 1:

Then you got to answer to somebody. Man, let me tell you something. Shit, I know I done got you on the bus so many goddamn times. It ain't any funny when you been. Oh, jj, had me all in me. I don't know. I don't know because you got on my. I know I know I'm fried. I think I got it worse. Yeah, I'm responsible for some of that. Oh, I know For which one I wouldn't say a lot.

Speaker 1:

I would've fried him a couple times. I don't know how much you done docked him. You know what I'm saying. I know he done docked me too as well, so I ain't even tripping. He done put some season on me too as well. That's a scary feeling, though, when your partner come and approach you. I ain't scared when you get questions when was he at? Wherever he said when he want your partner back in the back, cut him on some.

Speaker 1:

I ain't going to say now. I ain't going to say now. I ain't going to say now, there's a lot of stuff I ain't scared of, bro, if I get crazy about what a boy part of the world. I'm like man, I don't, I ain't. No, bro, I just, hey, just pull up on me when you by yourself, bro, let me see that, I'll pull up on you. Hey, the crazy that that that Get me up in a situation before I walk myself into this fire.

Speaker 1:

That's when the fire shit come out, bro, when you get put on the spot, wow, what, what? Oh shit, what you mean? Yo, you don't defense, like that shit. Be that that, that shit, be that like one of the more worst feelings you can wear. He ain't get nothing to fuck, right, that shit, right like that shit, that shit. One of the worst. Yeah, yeah, yeah, boy, that shit. Scary man, you just be like, look, man, what he say. Right, that's what I'm saying. I'm finna. Play defense to the. Yeah, man, I'm fin couldn't play defense in the L-Bank.

Speaker 1:

He ain't did whatever the fuck he was saying. He was fucked up. I was having my way back. He was fucked up. I'm sorry, I already know the CTAs, man, I got to hear from him. You know what I'm saying. He was drunk, that's all I know. He was fucked up. We were drinking.

Speaker 1:

That was the end of the story. That was it, hey. But you know what? Hey, you know who. Do it even smoother though. Hey, females be doing that shit. Smooth man. They so gangster, they harder than us, bro, this shit, it seem like their responses come rehearsed, knowing damn where she lying. It ain't rehearsed, it's so smooth because it's already embedded in them. They got that in them. That smoothness about that, ooh, what you think? Niggas be playing shit. We been way harder than that Boy. They way more dangerous than us, where they be got down and hit you with the flim flam, the uppercut and the left elbow, what You'll never know, because they take that shit to the grave.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, hey, it's like my partner told me the other day alright, shit, let her take a girl's trip only to down to Jamaica. If you want to, bro. If you don't go, if you don't go with your girl to Jamaica, bro, just focus on yourself, man, yeah, yeah, just focus on yourself. Yeah, I know you done. Seen that raft when they got them, that man down there, all kind of soap and on canoes and rafts and water and all kind of shit. Bro, like man shawty going crazy now. And uh, man, you think she ain't getting no wood bro. Hell, yeah, man, what the fuck you mean, hey, but like, like.

Speaker 1:

But the crazy part about it is they can go to jamaica, they can go to puerto rico by themselves, right, right. Well, what they get what they fail to realize is when we start taking our trips oh it's, oh, it's World War 3. Oh, what the fuck you at? What the fuck? Oh, I see what the bitches do over in Dominican Republic. Why the fuck you wanna go over there? Why the fuck you wanna go to that? Oh, we can go on a trip together. We can go on a vacation. Nah, we, we can. What? What? Who do one-sided bro? Like the girls allowed to pop this shit? Well, we can't pop our shit without getting questioned.

Speaker 1:

Right, I gotta you know what I'm saying I gotta go through a whole TSA type shit just to go out with the boy. You know what I'm saying. Why are you taking that with you? Why are you wearing that? Oh, I live by like different type of rules. Like I don't even. I don't even like that shit cause, like, if you don't like that shit, you can get the fuck on. I really mean that shit, though I. I really fuck with people who fuck with me for who I am, how I come like and short of, if you ain't with that, shit, shit, hey, it's time to go. Excuse me, but hey, that's a whole nother you know what I'm saying? Type of wave.

Speaker 1:

Hey, we gonna get back to the subject at hand. Okay, uh, uh, what was that? Dom as one? Okay, okay, john Chow, nah, nah, nah, alright. Pippa King, nah, hey, what don't need to be said don't need to be explained, remember that. Hey, it's understood. We ain't got to do. No explanation. Exactly, I'm not doing that. Hey, like we say, say let's do more, hey, hey, hey, talk to me On the lotto set. Talk to me V1O, hey, v1o, me for sure. Talk. Good shit, man, child Dragon though y' I guess it's time for another shot, I don't know. Hey, go take another shot. Thank y'all for listening to Four Stepfas Only and we out Peace.

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