Hey, what you want.
Speaker 2:Hey shit, I got this discharge from my penis. Um what man I knew I should.
Speaker 1:Ah, if you're gonna be coughing, put on a fucking mask.
Speaker 2:Look man, hey, hey man, hey man for real, hey, hey, how long is the wait? Because I really got this damn bullshit coming out, my dick.
Speaker 1:The wait is fill out these fucking forms. Put on a mask.
Speaker 2:Come on, man. Man, I knew I should have took my ass to the urgent care man.
Speaker 1:Urgent care Hell yeah, take your ass on to the urgent care we need. Your goddamn business.
Speaker 2:Man, come on, man, I'm just.
Speaker 1:Sir, a mask please.
Speaker 2:Man if you don't quit, put on a mask hey, sit down and watch us step a step and welcome to four steppers only. Hey, man, we in this goddamn er man. Hey, I know a lot of y'all out there motherfucking laughing because that shit does happen. Y'all be having a nasty motherfucker behind you just mouth coughing.
Speaker 2:Whatever you mouth coughing, I ain't know what the fuck to say hey, hey, tell me why smiley got them acts like he got them actually done that shit to somebody, or somebody done did that shit to him. You get what I'm saying that shit to me.
Speaker 3:I like you know, you know when you want to do something, but you know you're in public, so you to act a certain type of way. So you, you just slide over, you move over. You know that's how you do that situation, you know.
Speaker 2:But the craziest thing is, though, man, you be having somebody just coughing and coughing and coughing behind you and it's like, man, if you cough one more motherfucking time, now remind you, it was disrespectful before COVID, but now, since post-COVID, you find that shit so disrespectful you be ready to box a motherfucker right now.
Speaker 2:Be like bitch. Did you just cough on me, bitch? If you don't cover your motherfucking mouth, all that semen that you just swallowed last night done hit me in the back of my motherfucking neck. Man, shit because you be, because you know it stays in the mouth for that long say what now?
Speaker 1:you think it stays in the mouth do you think it stays in the mouth for that long?
Speaker 2:what semen, semen uh, yes, because it's like scrubbing bubbles. That's why.
Speaker 1:That's why motherfuckers that swallow got prettier smiles yeah, please, oh, so that's why you have a pretty smile what the fuck? Oh you disrespectful motherfucking you walked into that one motherfucker, hey look.
Speaker 2:Hey, this old disrespectful motherfucker.
Speaker 1:He has a really pretty smile. That's all I'm saying about that.
Speaker 2:The more fucked up thing is. I got this damn mic sitting in front of my face while she says that bullshit and she's talking to me. Oh, that's why you got a pretty smile and I'm looking at it cross-eyed, because I know this is how females look at a penis and it's like huh because, when you like look at it, you're trying to focus on what are you focusing on because you gotta look at a part and then you gotta look up it's a whole thing so it's better for you to get head from a girl with a dead eye.
Speaker 2:Wait what?
Speaker 3:yeah, so she can look at your dick and look at it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2:Mind your business, so it's better for you to get hit from a girl with a dead eye. Wait what? Yeah, so she can look at your dick and look at you at the same time.
Speaker 1:Oh, God Please.
Speaker 2:Enough is enough. So, truly, what do you focus on? Because I'm looking at this goddamn mic and thinking about everything you're saying in your head God forbid, god forbid, I'd die if I suck a dick. That mic and thinking about everything you're saying in your head god forbid, god forbid, I'd die if I suck a dick. I ain't gonna lie to you, I could not be.
Speaker 1:I could not be in that there's a lot that goes through our minds. Sometimes, of course, when you're really into it, there's a lot that's going through, but, like sometimes, you just start thinking about other shit hold up, hold up I do yesterday so fuck, I still have to put that note in my phone about that meeting I got tomorrow.
Speaker 1:that popped up. Oh wait, wait, what am I going to eat after this? I should fill up. I should definitely heat the rest of my shit up. There's a lot that goes through my mind. Sometimes. Those type of thoughts just kind of cloud through and they're like, oh shit, wait, ok, let me finish, and they just drift off into another.
Speaker 2:So are you sitting up there? Your mind is going damn. I should have got some bread from the store, I should have got this from the store.
Speaker 1:Okay, first of all, spitters are quitters, so don't ever do that again in your life.
Speaker 2:Hell, no, hey, when they spit on that motherfucker, you were like I got a nasty motherfucker. I got a nasty motherfucker. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, I got a nasty motherfucker.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm talking about. No, it's just sometimes your mind just kind of wanders shit, hey shit you mean to tell me why you, down there, the only thing you're thinking about is just straight pussy. No, sometimes you're like oh shit, I forgot, I said hey shit.
Speaker 2:So you can't ask me. No, stupid shit like that. Because my mind is like squirrel. Okay, because I'm sitting up here like, okay, what, what, what is, where's the? The last time I was eating goddamn some veg, some vagina. I don't know why I like to put the E-R on it, but anyway, the meme that popped in my head was don't forget the little man in the boat. You gotta eat the walnut. You gotta goddamn kick the edges. To me it's like it's a symphony. Oh look, it's too many parts. I gotta keep remembering Too many parts. Yeah, not really, because certain parts you gotta lick on Certain parts, you gotta bite on Certain parts. You gotta suck on Certain parts. You don't wanna miss the edges, you don't wanna goddamn.
Speaker 1:I hope to God this motherfucker don't squirt in my mouth as long as you get that one part, you're pretty much guaranteed 100% success rate.
Speaker 2:Hey, I got a question. Individuals they don't know how to swim right, can they drown and squirt?
Speaker 3:Wait, Jeez. Hopefully they'll be wise enough to get the fuck up.
Speaker 1:I'm very glad that y'all were able to hear the silence that went on after you guys so what'd be wrong with him?
Speaker 2:I told you my mind be goddamn squirreling, but y'all just keep me cutting.
Speaker 1:I'm talking like waterboarding you dummy oh, but don't you have that?
Speaker 2:well, shit, most of them do have carpet down there still, so it is like waterboarding.
Speaker 1:Literally Sometimes it just keeps going, hey. Have you ever seen like the?
Speaker 2:Go ahead, go ahead. Finish, don't stop now. Look what you want to say, hey.
Speaker 3:Hey.
Speaker 1:Like just you pull up Pornhub and then you're just kind of scrolling through those videos where it's like a squirting competition.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, yes, last week on Bangros, hey, so hey, I got. Now this question is converted to Smiley, hey, smiley, hey, smiley, hey. This. This tells you how bad my mind Squirrels. Have you ever ate, been eating something and you get her hair Confused with your beard?
Speaker 3:Hey, listen, hey listen, no, hell, no, because listen I mean listen.
Speaker 1:Jack, what be going on in?
Speaker 3:your life. This must be where you be drunk as hell, or something what be going on in your life, dog cause. I at least. I, at least you know what I'm saying. Check the surface first.
Speaker 2:But you know, some motherfuckers don't Check the surface.
Speaker 3:I ain't supposed to go down on that, you feel me, I'm not supposed to, but I at least need to know what I'm getting into, for real shit. Hey, that's why I go down there with my hand.
Speaker 1:What the fuck.
Speaker 2:Hey look.
Speaker 3:I need to make sure, okay, cool.
Speaker 2:He done watched the Hangover too many times. He trying to make sure there ain't a penis down there. He trying to do the pat-pat check.
Speaker 1:Pat-pat check is crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh, let me tell you I said pat-pat check, the pat-pat check for real bro.
Speaker 3:We, let me tell you so we were. You said Pat Patch, nah, nah, pat Patch ain't real bro. We do IDs over here, bruh, what the fuck?
Speaker 2:that mean.
Speaker 3:I need to make sure that motherfucker say female on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you can put whatever you want. You can put whatever you want on that motherfucker. I got sawed off, shotgun on mine.
Speaker 1:I still have my high school weight on mine. No you can't.
Speaker 2:I Hell. Yeah, I identify as a sawed-off shotgun.
Speaker 1:I'm little and I pack a lot of power. Shut the fuck up. And you really let him go on that long? Shut the fuck up. He had me confused this way. I was like I'm so excited.
Speaker 2:Hey, but to caveat to something, so, smiley, do you realize? A lot of men out here are tender dicks. They pillow talk, they're tender dicks and the crazy part is to be able to penetrate something or gain access to something that they normally wouldn't have access to.
Speaker 3:Yeah, clearly they ain't here episode one, so I guess it's got to be episode two. That attended it, motherfuckers man, because I don't understand why y'all feel this, though. It's not enough females for everybody, and rejection is something that happens to everybody, not just you, so if it does happen to you, it's okay. It's a lot of fish in the sea you're right smelly fish even beyonce got rejected by her own husband.
Speaker 1:Hey man, what happens to everybody?
Speaker 3:see, listen, I didn't know that, but look at that I didn't know that yeah yeah, y'all.
Speaker 1:The whole lemonade album is a big fuck.
Speaker 3:You to jay-z oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, yeah we're all in the same, okay but it's, it's for me, it's, it's the it's thinking that it's to my whole issue.
Speaker 2:What it is is I don't move. I don't move like that and I feel like if an individual moves like that, they showing their true colors, they showing that they've never cause like. I was raised by a bunch of older motherfuckers that would press me and damn near beat my ass if I was disrespectful out of pocket or I pulled some tender dick shit. And for y'all individuals that don't understand tender dick, that tender dick stuff that we're referring to, is how you, you understand. Some motherfuckers have bitch fits and they start acting like a female or a female is disrespectful to them and they start acting and they start throwing tense tantrums and want to fight or or get emotional about it and one want to lash out and they start being messy, being petty and stuff like that. But they try to sneak out their own kind or the the people in their circle, which is to me. I'm sorry, I was raised different. Hey, doing shit like that will get your ass.
Speaker 3:Well, it's not what you do. Shit get you pressed.
Speaker 2:Hey, why you got that goofy ass, ass whooped. It's not what you do. Shit will get you pressed, aisha, why you got that goofy ass? Look on your face. It's not what I'm really. Open your mouth, speak.
Speaker 1:I truly didn't have anything to say.
Speaker 2:I was just trying to clear my throat without being in the middle of the mic, I realized as soon as I got over here, swallow Aisha, the direction of y'all so that's oh, oh, get her, get her, get her a mask, please, somebody. Get her a motherfucking mask please watch out semen mouth close it there it is she gonna me and me and ace gonna get to fighting after this goddamn episode. I'm gonna bite her ankle. I'm gonna bite her good ankle that's fucked up.
Speaker 2:If you want, I'll punch you right in the fucking forehead y'all gotta understand me and ace go back and forth, even off the mic. So because I call this motherfucker quasimodo for the longest? Because she was. No, it was quasim't Quasimodo, it was Igor. It was Igor because one of her ankles fucked up and I told her that she gonna drag that motherfucker down the hallway behind her.
Speaker 1:Tell my son, he's hey boss, y'all have been calling me limpy and it's so rude. Dj Such and Such said that I walk like a wrestler and I still have not forgiven him for that.
Speaker 2:You walking like Stone Cold.
Speaker 1:Back in the early days when it was really hurt. Yes, I had to take my time.
Speaker 2:Hey, the first time I saw her she had some black shit on her ankle, so I thought she was on house arrest.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I ain't know what the fuck it was at first. Like what the fuck.
Speaker 1:It was a big ass brace.
Speaker 2:And remind you, it was after a weekend when we saw her. So I was like so, remind you, it was early in the morning, all of us about half asleep, and you come in with some black shit across the room. I'm like, what the fuck Is this motherfucker on house arrest? Shit, what the fuck did she do this weekend? She ain't told us shit. Did this motherfucker just get bonded out on Monday morning? So it's, it's a lot that goes down, hey. But hey, just for y'all, the individuals know that we are about to drop our youtube and it's going, it's about to go crazy. Hey, I'm gonna go ahead and prepare y'all. I don't be giving a fuck sometimes so y'all might see me in some goddamn shit with some holes in it, some pajama pants no, unacceptable.
Speaker 1:What? Okay, let's whatever the fuck you just said. He will not be doing that, not on my motherfucking watch. I can't come stop. They will not be coming up in this bitch looking like trash. No, I'm not allowing it.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck, I'm kidding, I'm chilling.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck. You're in your house, there's no excuse. You're damn right. I'm in my house. There's no excuse for you to look like trash. No excuse.
Speaker 2:Why, why, why why.
Speaker 3:She said no excuse meant shut the fuck up, like she was gonna punch me in my throat.
Speaker 2:Listen, semen mouth. She already threatened to put somebody somewhere. Look, I'm not semen mouth. Don't do me like that. Don't do me, but go ahead and drink, yeah do see, but no because be smaller you know, oh motherfucker, you said, it makes my pp smaller, makes your pp smaller.
Speaker 1:You remember that remember man shit.
Speaker 2:Hey, why you being funny?
Speaker 3:it's that shit about yellow starburst too. A lot of shit, hey, what was it? What was it? Hey, what was it like here? You want this shit. Hey, give it away.
Speaker 2:Shit, you want this shit hey, look, the crazy part about it is that's why I stopped drinking surge, that's why I stopped drinking mountain dew. But hey, hey, hadn't had motherfuckers reading the damn label.
Speaker 3:Come on, oh, oh, hell.
Speaker 2:No, I ain't drinking hey, shit, hey, because a lot of dudes out there, if y'all in, y'all 30s, y'all know exactly what we're talking about. They got them yellow, oh bro that shit got yellow five and I can't do that, bro, that shit, hey, that shit. Kill your sperm bro, hey, hey, for me right now, give me all the yellow five. You got goddammit Shit. I told somebody the other day, man, shit, that they told me something, jack, how you doing. They said what?
Speaker 1:you doing on your?
Speaker 2:phone I said man, I'm trying to find a Groupon for fucking the vasectomy. They talking about something. What I can do it for you. What the fuck Hell? Nah, uh-uh, what?
Speaker 1:Because you're going to fucking around and go into my sink and get the roto-rooter out and get that.
Speaker 2:Let go. What are you? Look, I'm trying to go too professional.
Speaker 1:I am professional with a coupon.
Speaker 2:Do you do that cause look? I am the coupon look, look, I can do it for you right now. Just hear me out, just hear me out.
Speaker 1:I think you're not hearing me out do you cause my?
Speaker 2:I know they got a coupon out there for something, because I keep hearing these motherfuckers talking about something. Girl, you didn't use that discount code for your BBL like I did. Well, you get X, y and Z off, you get a free five high with every BBL, or you get half taken off or something. So you know that.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure the vasectomy is covered underneath your health insurance, so it would actually be free for you to just go, or I can just do it for you. Again, I can do it for you right now. We have all the tools we need here. I have some knives that are sharp enough.
Speaker 2:Look, we are not doing like back in the 1930s, where they used to pull out a vacuum to do goddamn abortions.
Speaker 1:Come on, let me do it.
Speaker 2:I'm good.
Speaker 1:Okay, then you don't want it that fucking bad? No, because, look, you are that bad. If you want it that bad, you'll let me do it.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna mess up. That's and my dumb ass would be. I'm glad she ain't asked me this shit when I was drunk and I'm fucking hammered because my retarded ass been on like this shit. Hey jack, she might be able to do it now. My now my retarded ass ends up at the er for real. Sir, what are you here for today? Let this motherfucker goddamn do a. Do a home, fix a kit vasectomy on me. Why?
Speaker 1:would you end up in the? Er?
Speaker 2:we would just cauterize the room you've been watching too many motherfucking youtube goddamn videos. You know that, yeah, this motherfucker finna youtube a vasectomy to do it on me. I don't watch a lot of youtube. You've been watching too many motherfucking YouTube goddamn videos. You know that, yeah, this motherfucker from the YouTube are you dissecting me to do it on me?
Speaker 1:I don't watch a lot of YouTube. Actually you don't. No, I don't.
Speaker 2:Shit.
Speaker 1:I just know a lot about a lot.
Speaker 2:You know a lot about a lot, uh-huh, and so do my crackhead uncle too. I'm not a crackhead, I ain't say you were. I just said my crackhead uncle said he knew a lot about a lot. He always knew how to fix some shit With some duct tape and some chewing gum. I'ma tell you like that I think it's because he watched Too much. Blam Maga Gorilla tape works a lot better Than duct tape, gorilla tape that's what they use on you when they get your wax.
Speaker 1:No, they use actual wax. You dummy. Man, hey, what's I love my wax. Lady bro, I be feeling her in about my life. Hey, hey, hey, butterfly, she was just putting on the wax and yanking it off. We'll be talking about life and whatnot. She tells me about her and her little baby. Oh, my god, I love her she's one these days.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna read on the goddamn google, damn google, fox five. Today a motherfucker got her uvula snatched off in a wax exercise no, no, no, they have.
Speaker 1:They go through a lot of training and she's been doing this for years, so she, it's quick for her you you, can, you, can, you. You have to go to class to be a wax person yeah, you're dealing with people's vaginas, because that's a really big lawsuit if you fuck up, and they don't want to do that.
Speaker 2:Hey, the first time you got it done, did you think she yanked off your clitoris?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Is that possible?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I mean because I see the motions emotions.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's where they put it. They don't touch your whatever I scared I know you are, because men, men don't men in pain, don't really go hand in hand look, we are high tolerance remember, in a previous episode, remember I listened to one of my exes and they told me to nail my balls.
Speaker 2:So you're right, we don't have a pain, which is crazy, because that doesn't even sting that much what then? I must have did something fucking wrong, or I left it on too long there.
Speaker 1:Just it doesn't, it doesn't sting that much dude if you leave it on too long, you will get a chemical burn dude, I did get a chemical burn that's your dumb ass fault for not paying attention to the direction. Who reads directions? On shit oh, I don't know. When it comes to your genitalia, maybe you should dummy. What do you want to pee? Weird for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2:Read the fucking directions this comes from a person that wants to give me a home vasectomy kit yeah, I know what I'm doing, though, so do you come with? Do you come with instructions?
Speaker 1:do I? I am the instructions. What do you?
Speaker 2:mean, oh shit, see, that's that's, that's my. What do you mean? I'd be scared as fuck. But anyway, I ain't doing this with you today. I am not doing this with you today, but you say after already you did it with me I know, right, that's what she said but oh my god, but nah man shit, because I just I.
Speaker 2:I think the reason why we brought up the tender dick comment is because of a lot of because I've dealt with this shit all my life, but when I was younger I handled it different. But a lot of times when we move a certain way, we expect so much more out of people around us. But, like they say, a lot of times the people closest to you can be perceived as enemies.
Speaker 2:They call them frenemies because a lot of times what you, as soon as you got down, burn a bridge with somebody, they bringing out all the dirty laundry you know what I mean. But it's just like. It's like do you treat everybody like that, like with the potential of them being a frenemy from now on? Or they like they going to double cross you. Then people say, oh, you're paranoid, everybody's not out to get you, or this third, but some people got down. That's, that's their true intentions. They want you, they want to bend you over and fuck you in the long run. Screw you over in some type of way, like just for their own personal gain.
Speaker 2:But I just don't get it. That's like in any avenue, I'm sorry, I can't talk today. Y'all In any avenue. That's like when you say I'm sorry I can't talk today, y'all in any avenue. That's like when you say I'm like. I mean I've had fallen out with homeboys before, but me growing up, shit, I knew certain individuals that shit you doing wrong, shit, they ain't gonna fight you, they ain't gonna hurt you, they gonna fuck your bitch, because they know the more deadly way to hurt you is to attack that heart or attack you. That's.
Speaker 1:That's the thing, because whatever you do to them ain't gonna hurt, and that's the difference between men and women, because there are so many other ways to attack and get back at people than just quote, unquote, fucking their bitch. There are so many other ways. I mean, yeah, you can always just go to that because y'all are simple, but we like to dig deep.
Speaker 3:That's what's gonna hurt you.
Speaker 1:We like to dig deep, no.
Speaker 2:Oh, we know y'all dig deep. Oh, we know y'all dig deep. Oh, we know y'all dig deep.
Speaker 3:But if we dig deep to y'all, our digging deep will go way harder than y'all digging deep, because I know for a fact if one of my homeboys fucks one of my girls, he just one of my homeboys and I'm not going to even be mad at that because that's just man nature. But I know I got a good judge of character so I already automatically know ain't none of mine going for that shit, so you gonna be looking dumb while I can death easily. What are you? Do you think?
Speaker 1:hit all your goddamn friends you're missing what I'm saying, that.
Speaker 2:I'm saying.
Speaker 1:That's the difference. How y'all deal with stuff is different than how me and another woman would deal with stuff. Is what I'm saying. It's not a how I would deal with you.
Speaker 3:Don't get it twisted, please because women do the same thing though do they not?
Speaker 1:do the same thing you have.
Speaker 3:You lost me fuck a girl man yeah, do they not do the same thing?
Speaker 1:yeah, we do, but then they don't stop. There is what I'm saying they dig deep, they don't stop there man shit.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you something I done had motherfuckers snake me out to the point where stop there my bad cause.
Speaker 1:Not only do we stab you, we're going to twist a knife and I'm going to keep it going, and I'm just going to push the entire knife through your body.
Speaker 2:God dang.
Speaker 1:That's generally how, because with women it's like bitch. What are you doing Now? I got to really fuck you up because that was none of my business.
Speaker 2:I mean I can, because really fuck you up, because that was part of my business.
Speaker 3:I mean, I mean I can, I can, I can, I can because I've, I've, I've seen some shit happen. It's dirty man, and they and they and they do play a dirty game because they're um, yeah, y'all might fuck with somebody.
Speaker 2:Cars and shit. Man, I hey, hey, why you being hey? Why you being funny shit?
Speaker 1:that's dangerous because that's like potential manslaughter. That's horrible.
Speaker 2:Man, I done been hit by a car, by a female before man.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's okay, that's okay. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3:No, I don't do shit like that.
Speaker 1:I don't damage property, I don't do shit like that, like that's insane.
Speaker 3:I don't damage property before.
Speaker 1:People pay money for that because, like, what did that happen to you? That's fucked up and so like women who destroy, like ps5s and shit. I'm like bitch. Do you know how much that is? No, you know how that, and then you got your favorite game on there and then she did that shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh that would piss me off. Go slow, goddamn.
Speaker 1:No, for real, that's crazy. Yeah, I hear it. Sorry, that's crazy, that is crazy. And then cutting up time, like cutting up t-shirts, cutting up J's that you waited in line for. Oh, I can't, I don't do none of that shit. That's the oof.
Speaker 2:Hey, I've learned to this point now I just cut motherfuckers off because a lot of times shit, the best like I tell people all the time the best way to kill somebody is to level up on their ass, because to level up is to understand shit. You, bitch, you could have been here now. I know the bitch finna. Take your position, play your part Is to understand Shit. Bitch, you could have been here Now. I know the bitch finna. Take your position, play your part and take in everything that you had.
Speaker 1:So what are you doing?
Speaker 2:You know, what I mean. So it's like when do you take it to? Cause I'm not going to Shit. Cause, why argue with you when I can show you better than I can tell you that I'm going to do better than the situation I was in when I was with you, even with a dude, even if that's my player partner. Oh, we finna go out here in this front yard and go out there, and go out there and squabble a little bit. We finna go out there and throw some hey, but at the end of the day, shit. Whether you choose to still fuck with me or not, I don't give a fuck. But hey, we, we settled this shit like men, we settled this shit like gladiators. Yeah, hell, yeah, we are the 300.
Speaker 1:You know, sometimes I wish like women could just like fight and just like be like okay we got it Hell no. Y'all be yanking out tracks sometimes like if the purge were to happen and murder was illegal. Like that was off the table.
Speaker 3:We can't kill anybody I'd be dead, I would fuck, so then it wouldn't be the purge then I thought you were about to leave it up.
Speaker 1:I would fuck so many people no, I would fuck so many people up there's quite a few.
Speaker 3:I don't think I. I'd just probably just be in the house chilling.
Speaker 2:Man, my ass be dead.
Speaker 1:I would go actively hunting for people and I'd fuck with them the entire night.
Speaker 3:In the crib playing the game.
Speaker 2:Nah but.
Speaker 3:With the pills beside me. Come through that door if you want.
Speaker 2:Hey look, Look he talking about something. He be on the game playing and shit the motherfucker you just killed three times in a match. He gonna come through the door and tell my son hey, remember them. Goddamn kills and resurgence.
Speaker 3:The 18th Okay Of what?
Speaker 1:No, you're two. I'm a leo rising. Look at us so cute shit.
Speaker 2:Can y'all imagine being in the room with three leos man?
Speaker 1:we have one right here hard-headed as fuck.
Speaker 2:Hey man, what'd you say huh we all are hard yeah, I know, stubborn as fuck that's why we argue so much yeah, don't really argue, we agree hey, no, no, okay, can we discuss something real quick?
Speaker 3:mhm, what the fuck, bro I?
Speaker 1:something bit him okay, were you?
Speaker 3:were you already fucked up last time when you got here, or did all that start when you got here? Wait, what were you? Were you already fucked up last time when you got here, or did all that start when you got here? Wait what were, you were you already fucked up.
Speaker 1:No, it started when I got here. Okay, I was hey so got ready and came here, I forgot to eat so, hey, let's go ahead and clear the air.
Speaker 2:So last week, um, um he said um I don't even know. I don't even know the best way I said um. I think I almost died. Um, because I got exposed to an illicit drug that I was not supposed to be.
Speaker 2:I don't even know how people do this shit for fun, um, cause that shit wasn't fun um so I got exposed to fentanyl, y'all um, and I had to be taken to the er and that shit went. That shit was not fun. It took me fucking what was it? Three, four days to fucking recover. Four days to recover, thanks ace. Four days to recover. I felt like shit. I kept passing out, um, I keep people kept checking on me. Thanks to all everybody that got on, you know, looked out for me or check, called me. Just, I was um, but I ain't gonna hold you, dad. I don't understand how people do that shit for fucking fun, because I don't, bro. They kept asking me Jack, how do you feel, bitch, like I took a perk. This is, this is not fun. I've, I, I took, I got exposed three fucking days ago and I still feel like, feel like I just took one. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:My, my blood pressure got up to 160 over 110.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Like y'all might not know, but I don't smoke at all and they said that when they pulled my blood gas that my body was retaining CO2. I couldn't breathe, I felt like I was going to vomit. A lot of shit. Man, I just don't, I just don't get it. I really don't get it, because all I could think about is damn, I, I, I can't believe this shit happened, um, and my kids can't lose me, yeah, and it was like I felt like absolute shit for four fucking days. We're not talking about like, uh, I can still move, but no, dude, I passed out one time, I passed out two times, couldn't eat, couldn't, really didn't want to get out of bed, just kept feeling like shit. Um, kept feeling like I wanted to vomit. It's just absolute terrible. But thanks to Ace, thanks to Smiley, they still try to come and check up on me and we were supposed to record an episode, but last week, and that shit wasn't going.
Speaker 1:That shit.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm going to go ahead and tell you and that shit wasn't going that shit.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm going to go ahead and tell you. That shit went left. That shit went left that shit went left, so I saw A, so smile.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you like this, let's just say A left. Somebody was in the bathroom, somebody was on the couch asleep, hey look.
Speaker 2:Hey look, look, so A saw me Right, she gonna ask me Bro.
Speaker 3:I said what, bro? I said what.
Speaker 2:You done cleaned your, your bathroom, your shower bathroom, your shower bathroom, your, your shower floor. Lately, right, I said, yeah, I cleaned that shit with bleach While I was off. Oh, your shower bathroom, your shower floor. Lately, right, I said, yeah, I cleaned that shit with bleach while I was off. Oh, because I felt like shit, I just laid in the bottom of the shower.
Speaker 3:I said I fell asleep.
Speaker 2:I fell asleep. She went. This girl don't want to fell asleep Now, remind you.
Speaker 1:So the bathroom floor, shower floor, sleep now we're on. I was knocked out fully naked just I woke up. I can't wake up in like 20 minute increments, like turning around and going bro so I would have been like what the fuck I ain't, bro, I ain even like I felt so out of it.
Speaker 2:I was like they said oh, this motherfucker sent me a text. Tell my son. I went to sleep in your bed. I said it's okay, I'm sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 1:I was in his bathroom and dying. It was crazy. All three of them checked on me Like different points. All three of them checked on me, different points, all three of y'all. I remember you, smiley, got me water. I remember that. I vaguely remember Chance coming in at the end and then I remember you coming in at a point and you were like you okay, sweetie, and I was like yeah.
Speaker 2:Man, shit, I'm like shit. You need to Because you got to understand. We all going hey, me and her ass were down bad, hey, someone's like Jack, you all right, man, man. But the even worse part is we were supposed to record an episode that day.
Speaker 1:Nothing got done.
Speaker 2:Nothing got done, nothing got talked about.
Speaker 1:Nothing.
Speaker 2:Hey, all I got to say is some niggas was seen here, but ain't shit happen.
Speaker 1:I died a new death.
Speaker 2:Hey look, it's crazy, because some of them, and even worse, weren't no damn TVs on. Weren't no damn? Because I kept getting hot at one point and I had to turn the TV off because I thought the bitch was giving off heat and dropped the AC there. So at that time I went upstairs and checked on Ace. This motherfucker laying in the bed got them sprawled out. I just went and grabbed a blanket, threw it over, took my ass back downstairs and laid on the couch. I mean shit, but you know what? That but that.
Speaker 2:but that's what friendship does friendship hey, look, look, that's why you always hear me say friends don't take friends to the er, we take you to waffle house. That's fact, hey, we make sure. Hey, because we don't, we you take care of your drunk friends a little bit different than you take care of the random motherfuckers sitting on the side of the road hey, because, because the way I look at it like this, your ass been throwing up.
Speaker 2:You're like that bro you fucking fuck up me and you ain't got help. But the first thing I hear is bro, don't let that shit get in our hell. Grab our hell, bro, get that shit out of our hell, or they'll take you to say oh man, shit, that shit got on our clothes, bro, we got here. Go some shorts, here, go a t-shirt. Man, don't worry about that shit, throw that shit in the trash. Go get her a trash can.
Speaker 1:If I ever get throw up on my clothes and y'all throw it in the trash, I'm whooping y'all's ass. Hey, look In the washer, don't throw away my shit.
Speaker 2:Hey look, but the thing is don't throw away my shit, hey look, but the thing is, it depends, Uh-uh.
Speaker 1:I'm just shitting the washer.
Speaker 2:If your ass goes to tacos and tequila and everybody that's ever thrown up has smelled tacos and tequila that is the most potent deadly smell known to man. You hear me?
Speaker 1:What kind of friends do you hang out with?
Speaker 2:Motherfuckers that don't take my ass to the ER. They take my ass to the er. They take my ass to waffle house. They gonna give me the all-star with scrambled eggs with a side of raisin toast and got doing um yup I fucking love waffle house.
Speaker 1:Hey, because you got to think about it, because make me hate you baby.
Speaker 2:Hey, let me tell you something. If people don't understand the dynamics of the all-star, do y'all understand the dynamics of the All-Star? Hell, yeah, huh.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:Because you got to understand there's so much in there. You eat the hash, you got to make sure you get them hash browns.
Speaker 1:Smother them with cheese.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right, I got a little onions and ham in there, right.
Speaker 2:Right so, but you eat the hash browns, you eat the toast and you eat the eggs.
Speaker 3:With scrambled eggs. Y'all know about the Waffle House sauce, right what I've heard of it Waffle House sauce. I'm a creeper of habits, so it's in like a little black little packet. You gotta ask them for it. They keep that on the oh, see I ain't.
Speaker 1:Last time I went to Waffle House, the person I was with got it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I put it on my when I get the melts and I put it on my hash browns and stuff.
Speaker 2:Okay shit, I didn't even know they had a special sauce. Yeah, apparently they do. Hey, that means Smiley like the special sauce. You hear me?
Speaker 1:He does but, again. Semen mouth Smiley has a nice smile too, aw semen mouth so. Like I said, smiley has a nice smile too.
Speaker 3:Aw semen mouth, so, like I said, I give it Aw shit.
Speaker 2:Hey, thank y'all for listening To four steppers only.
Speaker 1:You and these gang signs. What the fuck do you be throwing up?
Speaker 2:Man, that four steppers only. Hey, we out, peace, peace.