Ever tried to find loyalty in the chaos of everyday life? We kicked off this week's episode of "4 Steppers Only" with a wild ride, quite literally, as we stumbled through mistaken destinations and cracked jokes about the punctuality (or lack thereof) of drug dealers. Queen Bella of Dade County joined us for a fiery debate on whether loyalty or love holds the trump card in relationships. We shared our tales and thoughts, bouncing between laughter and genuine insight, ultimately illustrating how sometimes, just sometimes, loyalty can be the unexpected hero.
Moving on, we took a comedic stab at Father's Day, ranking it somewhere between National Donut Day and Arbor Day. With a sprinkle of personal stories, we explored everything from the dubious claims about Mountain Dew affecting one's manhood to a late-night college dab session that ended with baby carrots being the highlight. The camaraderie was thick, the jokes were relentless, and we even managed to squeeze in some heartfelt moments about the shared significance of celebrating our dads, despite the holiday's lesser-known status.
Finally, we didn't shy away from the awkward and unfiltered moments of adulthood. From cringeworthy sexual encounters to generational quirks, we spilled the tea on everything. Imagine being called "auntie" or "uncle" and realizing you're now the new adult on the block! We wrapped it all up with a story of a frantic dash through misdirections and road rage incidents, proving that life's unpredictability can be both stressful and hilarious. Join us for this rollercoaster of an episode—laugh with us, learn with us, and maybe cringe a little too.
Ever tried to find loyalty in the chaos of everyday life? We kicked off this week's episode of "4 Steppers Only" with a wild ride, quite literally, as we stumbled through mistaken destinations and cracked jokes about the punctuality (or lack thereof) of drug dealers. Queen Bella of Dade County joined us for a fiery debate on whether loyalty or love holds the trump card in relationships. We shared our tales and thoughts, bouncing between laughter and genuine insight, ultimately illustrating how sometimes, just sometimes, loyalty can be the unexpected hero.
Moving on, we took a comedic stab at Father's Day, ranking it somewhere between National Donut Day and Arbor Day. With a sprinkle of personal stories, we explored everything from the dubious claims about Mountain Dew affecting one's manhood to a late-night college dab session that ended with baby carrots being the highlight. The camaraderie was thick, the jokes were relentless, and we even managed to squeeze in some heartfelt moments about the shared significance of celebrating our dads, despite the holiday's lesser-known status.
Finally, we didn't shy away from the awkward and unfiltered moments of adulthood. From cringeworthy sexual encounters to generational quirks, we spilled the tea on everything. Imagine being called "auntie" or "uncle" and realizing you're now the new adult on the block! We wrapped it all up with a story of a frantic dash through misdirections and road rage incidents, proving that life's unpredictability can be both stressful and hilarious. Join us for this rollercoaster of an episode—laugh with us, learn with us, and maybe cringe a little too.
man. Where the fuck are we at?
Speaker 2:nigga, I told you to put on waves. Y'all don't ever fucking listen to me.
Speaker 3:This is your fault all hail queen bella lovelace.
Speaker 1:Ruler from the county of dave oh god man oh shit, they done chopped off a nigga head. Oh, oh, they got lines, oh, they got lines, oh, they got lines and shit when the fuck, are we?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 4:Did they just say Queen Bella of day? Can we turn around?
Speaker 1:Oh hey, how did we go back in time? Because of God damn ways.
Speaker 2:Again.
Speaker 1:Y'all don't ever fucking listen to me huh, I told y'all we should have waved this shit. Hey, welcome to four steppers only. Hey, shit bro, we done said all hell season this bitch. Yeah, all hail queen bella. Hey, we got a new guest on our couch. Hey, that's queen bella of day the third the third, the third dog hey, I got a question man. Hey, you right, they don't say that how they say a chance, the turd, the turd oh so shit, you're saying shit.
Speaker 3:Oh the turd, but you say it with a little.
Speaker 2:Shit, yeah, turd, turd the shit, alright.
Speaker 1:I like how y'all stuck on the shit, the shit.
Speaker 2:Scoop before you do have me.
Speaker 1:You gotta scoop Before you do.
Speaker 2:Why would you say that to me Right before we were about to start? I?
Speaker 1:don't know, but anyway, hey, I wanna welcome y'. You say that to me right before we were about to start. I don't know, but anyway, hey, I want to welcome y'all to four steppers only, but we got the guests of the most of the most of the most of the most, finally, finally, finally, hey, this, hey, this motherfucker, show up like a drug dealer, y'all facts.
Speaker 4:Hey, she would tell you, she me like this, like what T.
Speaker 2:Yeah, finally Damn.
Speaker 1:Hey, it took her. Hey, I swear to God, she has the time. Imperturbable timing of a drug dealer. If you understand what the fuck that means, that means that motherfucker might tell you he on the way, but that nigga still in the bed. Hey, he might be goddamn still on the game and shit. Oh bro, I just passed your driveway. I'm right up the street.
Speaker 4:I'm packing it right now. I come right on time, don't worry about it. I'm here right now, right on time.
Speaker 1:Hey, I just got one question when have y'all ever had a drug dealer that shows up on time?
Speaker 2:You know what? Yeah, never, I try to think, hey, yeah.
Speaker 3:Never.
Speaker 2:I tried to think.
Speaker 1:Hey, that motherfucker might tell you man shit, I'm right down the street bro.
Speaker 4:Even when you pull up to them, they not on time.
Speaker 1:There you go. At all. Hey, I'm pulling up right now, bro, I'm in your driveway. How the hell you pulling up?
Speaker 3:Like I see you through the window, nigga Fine.
Speaker 1:But if they come on time, that shit probably trashed.
Speaker 3:Hey, you, hey, you right about there at the point, that shit probably shady hey, hey, he got the bottom of the bag.
Speaker 1:That shit is steep, it's thick and stemmed all the way the fuck up whole lot of shade bro. Hey bro, what the fuck did you get this shit out the back?
Speaker 3:the back of the yard. Pure, pure oregano, bro.
Speaker 1:What's this straight, but you know bro, this shit smell like italian herb and spices. You hear this shit from Subway, hey. But there's one thing when you get a good drug dealer, you got to understand loyalty. Love versus loyalty that's what we on today. Would you rather have love or would you rather have loyalty?
Speaker 2:Love and loyalty go hand in hand.
Speaker 1:Man, fuck that shit.
Speaker 2:I don't know what loyalty without some level of love? Bullshit okay.
Speaker 4:So I totally agree because, like you, really can't have love without loyalty. If I had to choose, I would pick loyalty over love though, because if you loyal to me, you're gonna stand on business. When it's kind of loving me like that loyalty strong loyalty come with love, so that's why I say I agree to that statement when you say love and loyalty and a hand, you're right literally loyal to me.
Speaker 2:You love me forever yeah, a certain level of love you're gonna be loyal.
Speaker 1:You're right, you're absolutely right. What you think chance I'm a third.
Speaker 3:You know I'm saying I'm agree with him the turd, the turd.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go ahead and shit man, uh, what you about if you smiling? What about if you crying in hell? I agree, but at the same time.
Speaker 3:I don't. Yeah, loyalty and love go hand in hand. Okay, loyalty and love go hand in hand, but love don't go hand in hand. You know what I'm saying? That's true, that is true.
Speaker 4:You can love somebody, but you ain't gotta be loyal that's facts loyalty over love.
Speaker 1:Right, exactly, hey hey, hey, cause, hey, cause. I agree with y'all. Y'all know why. Why I agree with y'all that that uh love can't go into loyalty. Because when you get stroking that motherfucker the right way, that motherfucker tell him oh god, I love this dick, I love this dick. And it's the first time y'all don't fuck Y'all, let the police pull y'all over the next real light.
Speaker 3:He got it in the closet right now.
Speaker 1:Man, I see what y'all got See. That's why we tell his ass go to the crate.
Speaker 2:Leave him alone. I told y'all last Exactly Leave Pablo alone.
Speaker 1:Hey, but that's the thing though. But that's the thing though. A lot of people don't understand the fact of loyalty A lot of times nowadays, because they see loyalty as a dollar amount. They see loyalty as I'm in your face, so I'm loyal to you. They see loyalty, but as soon as you turn your back, they ready to stick that knife into you or they ready to bend you over and just hey, fuck you over, fuck you in the ass With no lube.
Speaker 2:Play with your bunghole.
Speaker 1:I mean shit, I mean split your ass, not for real. Like ice cube. Never bad to leave you like that.
Speaker 4:I mean like they need to turn you around, stab you in the back and they're gonna fuck you around the ass, but at the same time I I could say you right, loyalty don't come with money behind. Are you down to ride like, yeah, don't even have to be something that's detrimental to your life? You get what I'm saying. It's just like if a person looks like a gentleman.
Speaker 3:Are you here?
Speaker 4:are you judging me behind this? Are you here to ride and help me with a solution so we can get through this? You get what? I'm saying kids and something to eat. Can you come through? You know, yeah, it's love and loyalty that's for me, that defines, or at least that's what means something to me. You get what I'm saying because I feel like even if I can't.
Speaker 1:If, like like I got, I mean I got kids. If I can cut them like man, I can't get there in time. Will you please go get my kids and you be like this say no more, and when you come with that goddamn man, you know what.
Speaker 3:How far is it? Never mind, never mind, never mind.
Speaker 1:Don't worry about it. Hey, but that's the key term. Don't worry about it Because that means hey, but that's the, that's the key term. Don't worry about it because that means. In other words, it means fuck you.
Speaker 4:I thought you had my back. Yeah, if I tell you, don't worry about it, worry about it facts. It's a wrap for you. You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:That don't mean it's totally a wrap for you, but I know where the fuck with you at okay, since you said that, do you think that um different people fuck with different people on different levels?
Speaker 4:yeah, that's, that's how life works stamping that person's life, you get what I'm saying if you know I can count on you to pick my kid up for me. When I say agent need to be picked up, go pick up. You get what I'm saying. Like I'm at work and you like, okay, where he at drop the location you stamped on me.
Speaker 4:You get what I'm saying yeah if I come to you and I'm like my kid need to be picked up and you, um, uh, okay, but I know we good when it's time to turn up, yeah, I'm gonna go turn up with you, but you probably get sections for the free. So thanks, but I'm damn sure not gonna depend on you and call you when I need you for my child or even for myself. Nope, yeah, you better be lucky if I even call you to turn up with you in the club, because you just put a nasty taste in my mouth because you don't fuck with me how I fuck with you. Yeah, go either way.
Speaker 1:You know what I say Just to speak on that, if we in the club and I know that you're a little bit shaky on how I fuck with you I hope to God. I feel like this hey, nigga, hope you can stay on your own, I don't even be dumb, I don't even sit around people.
Speaker 4:That can't be best with me.
Speaker 1:But that's true though, because, at the end of the day, because if I fuck with you, fuck with you there's only so many people I bring in my circle. I mean, I can fuck with you from a distance, but I don't fuck with you.
Speaker 2:Hey, come on, cut off time, man off time.
Speaker 1:Man fuck, being cordial, it's like the difference between whether you trust a motherfucker without the rubber or with the rubber. If I don't really fuck with you and your shit weak and your shit watered down, man shit, I might not hear. I'm like this shit Best facts. You goddamn right, hey, because you gotta understand, it's a horn dog man hey you gotta understand
Speaker 1:what's going on. But you gotta understand. I will tell a motherfucking heartbeat bitch you cannot afford this dick. You cannot afford what comes wrong with it, because if I get in that motherfucker I get the goddamn doing that motherfucking butterfly, please, this dick ain't free thank you. We ain't fucking for free, it ain't, but it is thank you. I want you to by the time we're done and wake up in the morning. I want you to think about it on payday, when Father's Day come around ain't that Sunday?
Speaker 2:that nigga really do yeah happy early Father's Day to all the fine ass daddies see, you know what's crazy.
Speaker 1:I told a motherfucker this morning at work when we were getting off. I said she told me something happy, happy father's day. I said make sure you tell that nigga that you were bouncing on last night. Happy daddy, happy father's day, daddy is that fucked? Up huh why, not y'all call that nigga daddy on the low when ain't nobody else around. Y'all gotta get him some suck, hey, hey.
Speaker 2:Bingo. Why the fuck is he in this?
Speaker 1:business. But speaking on Father's Day, I was hearing this comedian talk about that shit the other day. He said do y'all know that Father's Day's ranked 20th in line of holidays?
Speaker 2:all of them chance. What's wrong?
Speaker 1:nothing, keep talking what the hell I done? Said no hell, no man, well, focus, hey, hey. When motherfuckers get to whispering and shit, that's when you get the words nah, you ain't got to worry about it.
Speaker 3:That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1:I was looking like but their daddy's day is goddamn ranked no.
Speaker 3:I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you after, I'm going to tell you after nothing you say y'all know I sound slow. Sometimes. It has nothing to do with you. I'm going to tell you after this I'm going to tell you Nothing. You say man. Y'all know I sound slow sometimes.
Speaker 2:It has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 3:I'm going to tell you when we done hey.
Speaker 1:Stupid. I'm going to tell you though, continue, man. Y'all know I be got that one on my wrist and I be sounding slow sometimes.
Speaker 3:Sometimes I just had a.
Speaker 2:some came to my mind Sometimes came to my mind sometimes huh huh somewhat, sometimes yeah okay, I'm trying a little slow sometimes only sometimes, man.
Speaker 3:When your ass be drunk, that's when you be slurring and messing up on your words. Yeah, oh, pretty intelligent hey, that was like.
Speaker 1:What was it? What did I say earlier? That was fucked up to my son. When I went over his house or something, I jumped out of his window some shit, bull like shit, like that but I said, I said I'm gonna stand behind my dog.
Speaker 4:One thing about I knew what he meant, so he meant so yeah so hey, what's?
Speaker 1:that again hey or not Hell nah Look. I had, hey, but you gotta understand I was already 12 hours in. But what Tired ain't the word I was on. I was on goddamn Adderall and everything Adderall, three goddamn Mountain Dews and a damn Red Bull. I was goddamn Tweaking out my ass.
Speaker 4:He's getting smaller. That nigga said Three Mountain Dews, no, so Okay. So If this is still a thing, so it's true what you about to say. What you about to say makes your pee pee smaller makes your pee pee smaller makes your pee pee smaller, that's since I was, like you know, old enough to understand yeah same no, what it does is kills your sperm count.
Speaker 1:That's why they got the yellow number five.
Speaker 2:Pee pee. Smaller Small pee pee.
Speaker 4:Thank you. Is there another story?
Speaker 3:Yo you a trip no Pee pee smaller.
Speaker 2:It's actually a small pee pee. That's the explanation and the answer. Thank you.
Speaker 3:So if y'all drinking Mountain Dew out there.
Speaker 2:You got a small ass baby carrot.
Speaker 3:Yikes, pull up to the scene in a baby carrot there goes a supporter and they can throw his shit across the room right now. Fuck that man, you don't know me oh my god, y'all, y'all.
Speaker 2:I have a story about a baby carrot. Oh god, this is also how I was high for 16 hours Cause I did dabs. I will never do them again, oh my God. So one day in college, it's like let me explain. So it's like 2 AM, I'm on Facebook and one of this, this guy that was in one of my classes and another one of my classes that was kind of weird. Um, he like randomly messaged me on facebook. He was like hey, I see you online what you doing, and we're just like catching up or whatever. Shut up, what are you about?
Speaker 3:to say jack, let her finish, let her finish proceed.
Speaker 2:You're the worst. I hate this already, you know you, you, you should have.
Speaker 3:When you started, you already knew jack was gonna say some shit go ahead.
Speaker 4:Come on, you know what his math be mapping like I have to say some wild kids.
Speaker 3:So just be ready for it all right anyway.
Speaker 2:So he's like hey, like what you doing, you want to pull up? And I was like, because we found out that we live literally in the same complex. But it was a big ass complex. And so I went over his house and it's like 4 am. I had, mind you, I had class at 9 am, 4 am. He was like hey, have you ever done dabs? I was like, no, nigga, what the fuck is that? So we did dabs. It's like the wax. That was the highest I've ever been in my fucking life. Then we I guess we started kissing, but I immediately stopped that because I started to feel nauseous. It was just something about his mouth. I didn't like.
Speaker 1:And then he pulled out his dick and I shit you not, it was smaller than the apple tv room.
Speaker 2:I'm not, and that was on hard. I'm not over exaggerating. So can I ask a question?
Speaker 1:and I'm not even done with the story. But yes, please. So that means you bump clits damn near I didn't feel anything.
Speaker 4:I didn't feel anything, it was just not like it was just so you say that, because it was a carrot, it was smaller than the apple remote yeah, cause you gotta think about it when you look at that little man in the boat.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker stick out like a dick sometimes. So that motherfucker stick out like this little man in the boat hey that motherfucker still pissing on his balls. Little man in the boat. Hey, that motherfucker still pissing on his balls. Please they call that motherfucker droopy Little man on the boat. He's crazy.
Speaker 4:I hope he's never listening to this.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:Fuck him hey shout out to the baby Jedis Listen don't disrespect the Jedi like that. Hey Asia Baby. Hey, no Jedi like that.
Speaker 1:Hey Asia Baby. Hey no, that ain't.
Speaker 3:No shrimp, that's a baby carrot. That was that dude's 13th reason.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, look, look, tapes are on the way, sis, hey Look, hey, you talking about something. Hey, smiley, smiley, you talking about something. You don't want some shrimp, shrimp. That motherfucker shit said shrimp Shrimp.
Speaker 2:It was really small. That's tough.
Speaker 1:Hey, so that was your first lesbian experience, huh.
Speaker 3:So how was it? So? What happened after?
Speaker 1:You still did it, didn't you?
Speaker 2:No. After he was down there fiddling around for a few minutes I was like, okay, that's enough. What?
Speaker 1:Wait a minute.
Speaker 2:It was just as soon as I saw it, I was like then he tried and I was like that's enough don't miss the point. He tried what he tried to fuck me and I was just like what are you so? In other words, yeah, that's what it was. Then why didn't you sizzle it, just didn't go in? I was disgusted with him.
Speaker 1:I would have been yeah, but he still got balls, so he got balls against the motherfucker like that.
Speaker 2:I was disgusted at that point. Anyway, he went upstairs to shower and I home. I went to class, ended up getting my car towed. I was high for literally 16 hours. It was a weird day, st.
Speaker 4:Clauses. How's it?
Speaker 3:Oh man. That man tried to hunch on you Asian.
Speaker 2:Hey, hunch is crazy, hunch Facts hey.
Speaker 1:So I'll tell y'all one of my worst experiences Wait hold on, hey.
Speaker 3:So I'll tell y'all one of my worst experiences. Wait, hold on Go. Oh, one last thing that nigga tried to get you high so you wouldn't realize it. Let me get, let me get that. Let me get, let me get that, zaha, because she going to be so geek, she ain't, she ain't going to know what the fuck she knew. Yeah, Sorry, bud, you're fucked. She found. She knows not that I?
Speaker 1:hey did she put? Did he pull out a guy, don't want him. Car mirrors huh things appear larger please not with me he's the worst, but proceed man, but we all have our worst experiences that we've ever thanked. But sometimes people love you so much to not tell you they just over there faking an orgasm.
Speaker 3:You know that right well, I'm faking an orgasm.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, because bro, I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna hold you. Hey, bro, I ain't gonna hold you I.
Speaker 2:I will bro out faking orgasm doesn't help anybody, doesn't help you, doesn't help the person like. I'm not faking shit if you're. If you're unimpressive, I'm gonna make sure that you know that you're unimpressive. Hey, because I'm gonna tell y'all learn hey yeah, and that's on both ends. That's how shit gets good learn.
Speaker 3:So you mean, you mean like put your hand down go ahead, jack what Go ahead.
Speaker 1:So I had a fucked up ass experience. One time Y'all know how y'all meet the one person that talks so much fucking shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know a couple of them at our call center.
Speaker 4:That's why you're not supposed to talk about it. When you talk about it, you ain't really about it.
Speaker 1:Man, let me tell you. So this motherfucker told me oh'ma, have you, I'm like I'm in my 20s man mystery man, this motherfucker told me I'ma have you, i'ma have you sprung mystery. I'ma have you, i'ma have you sprung yeah, I was like okay, so she was talking big cash money. Shit bro, I shit you not. That was the worst shit of them she shit on you bro, it's bad when you trying to you, you hoping to god, somebody calls your phone to get you out of that situation or you could just walk away and no shit, walk away.
Speaker 1:I had this bent over and it felt like I was hitting, like hitting a brick fucking wall, and I was like I said if, if I go in one more time, I'm gonna going to see dust.
Speaker 3:You ain't hit the. You feel me the white down the little Bro that shit, that shit felt like you felt a little foreplay like what happened Nigga foreplay.
Speaker 4:Dust is crazy.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:You got to explain you can't eat air by the cooch now man.
Speaker 3:Eat it. That's what I'm saying. You could have just did the little Play with it. Play with what? Flip that light on and off the clitoris the fuck.
Speaker 1:But hey, look, if I would have thumped that motherfucker. Hey, y'all know how y'all Thump it. Hey, feel good, hey Thump it. Let me ask you a question. Y'all know how y'all got them. Y'all get dust on some shit and y'all got to pat that motherfucker like this. No, sir, I'm scared.
Speaker 3:No, sir. Oh, wait a minute, you was smacking that girl.
Speaker 1:No wonder she wasn't Nah hell, nah bro.
Speaker 3:No, I'm saying like you know how you get a dusty mat or a dusty pillow and you hit that motherfucker one or two times and that motherfucker say poof, what was you doing? No wonder she wasn't, bro. Hey, bro, bro, that motherfucker listen.
Speaker 1:So you didn't, like I just said, flip the light on and on, bro put it like this that shit was stiffer than a sock when I was 13.
Speaker 4:Be annoying what is going on down there okay, what like is that flabbergasted out right now, because I'm trying to figure out how I'm trying to like. So was that like a good thing or a bad thing? Like was it tight or was it like was it just dry? Like?
Speaker 1:let me tell you how the hell I got out of there. First of all, say what?
Speaker 3:say what the problem was was she dry? She was dry yes, he was dry, bro.
Speaker 1:Bro, I felt like I was dragging my shit across cement and a rubber god damn, you got a rug burn burn.
Speaker 3:Hey, she need uh, she needs some uh, she needs some alkaline. That shit is about to take you out we black over here, we ain't got insurance you ain't got car insurance, you better call geico.
Speaker 1:Shit, hey so. But but you know what's crazy, though? Man like doing that whole situation, that everything went on. Man, the worst of the worst part was that motherfucker had nerd ass. I'm in there like this man, I gotta get out of this shit. How the fuck am I gonna get out of here? And I'm sitting there. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna break the rubble. I was like, yeah, let's change positions. So I grabbed the rubble at the base of it and went like this and popped it and so I said, damn, it broke. Well, we can do it without one. Nah, I ain't got no more.
Speaker 3:And so I said damn it broke. Well, we can do it without one Nah. I ain't got no more. If your shit feeling that rough with the Jimmy on oh my God, hey bro then I that shit feel like pure hell, going rawy raw, but hey, rewry raw, that shit was hell.
Speaker 1:No, I swear to God, I think that shit was like like. Only thing I could think about was the Sahara Desert.
Speaker 3:Would you consider that a statement?
Speaker 1:What Sahara Desert. I've been in a desert before.
Speaker 3:Not the Sahara.
Speaker 1:The Sahara. I can imagine it.
Speaker 2:So you haven't been to Sahara.
Speaker 1:I ain't been to Sahara, no.
Speaker 3:What deserts is in iraq and afghanistan?
Speaker 2:there is one in, there is one, there is most of them.
Speaker 1:I mean yeah that's where he was at the middle. Yeah, bro, you couldn't sweat and make that motherfucker dry. Yeah, wait, I'm sorry that's what she said.
Speaker 3:Oh, but I'm sorry that you went through that man, but something's horrible bingo.
Speaker 1:Keep that motherfucker moist bro, that shit like hey, that's hey. Look, that's like a hot pot that ran out of water. That's like a hot pot that ran out of water. You try to put water back in. That motherfucker sizzled and that no man, who that shit was? Do not go past, go, do not collect $200 oh no, this is the worst part. So next thing I know you know I because I got a rule of thumb. My daddy always told me hey, you're supposed to test drive a car before you buy it yeah so you don't get no limit.
Speaker 1:Huh, hell. Yeah, my daddy was a goddamn player from the himalaya. I'm talking about our Himalayas. But even when dealing with him, like dealing with my dad, my dad used to tell me you do not buy a car without test driving it first, because if you buy it, you stuck with it and you stuck with that situation. Now how are you going to get out of it? Because now you attached to it.
Speaker 3:Now you love it. Now you're loyal to it that shit trash.
Speaker 1:But you better, hey, you better know. Hey, I had to learn the hard way yikes but next, I know, I ran into her a week later oh, why'd you go ghost me? And she started talking shit, I said. I said I don't know what the fuck you need to do. By the way, y'all, if y'all, if y'all have truth, what? What you told her? Huh, you told the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth, and so help me, god. So y'all gotta understand me, I'm ignorant as fuck.
Speaker 2:That's a fact and it is Absolutely. He ain't never said the truth. That is one of the truest things that he's ever said on this pod.
Speaker 3:Say that and he's standing on it Look.
Speaker 2:Hey, the first part is hey, but you gotta understand.
Speaker 1:Bella knows one situation that I've ran into that I have been honest to God. True, true, a female I gave my number two, didn't use it for two weeks, and they're talking about they ain't gonna tell me oh, I still got it here. I said, boo, that shit got an expiration date. Why the fuck you still got it? Period, here he is. I said that that awful day period, that coupon ran out. Them damn numbers at the bottom of them rubbed off. She, she didn't read the fine prints. Hell, nah, period, no-transcript. Why the fuck you still got it? Exactly because you had the opportunity. Because I mean shit, if you ain't saved it, that means it's not an option on the table. So, in other words, you on the low, you saying shit, I can't fuck with this nigga. So why? Why should I even use you as an option? See, only niggas get up doing while we record, you know that and have to go to their purse for goddamn chapstick. Why only only niggas get up during while we record?
Speaker 3:You know that and have to go to their purse for goddamn chapstick, only niggas.
Speaker 1:She ain't walking from the three fucking screens to get some fucking gum.
Speaker 3:Y'all funny.
Speaker 1:See, that's why See, see, see, see. Flag on the plate, throw the flag I got. But my whole thing is people get the misconstrued excruciating about saying that niggas ain't going to say what the fuck they feel, the what the misconstrued. It's not a word, it's not a word. Hey, it's like they get it Misconstrued. Misconstrued. No, hell, no, it's misconstrued Because you got hey, because you get it fucking misconscru and you get confusion all together, so you get misconscruision synonyms hell, not misconscruision.
Speaker 1:Misconscruision they get it misconstrued. So what you got to understand, they think that, like in this day and age, that it's like back when I was growing up, when we had AOL Nigga, when we had the chat line or you had to wait for the motherfucker to hit you back with ASL.
Speaker 2:What, what a time you get that dialogue, shit, age, sex location.
Speaker 1:But they think that we in that time of era, nigga, I'm in a big age, almost 38. So why the fuck should I sit here and wait on you? Shit, yeah, you getting up there Just say whatever the fuck you want to say. That's why I tell everybody on the heartbeat don't put me in no nursing home. Everybody's grandma going to be pregnant.
Speaker 2:God, ew come on man. What the fuck. I hope you choke on that.
Speaker 4:Come on man.
Speaker 3:I'm climbing on the nearest grandma here.
Speaker 4:You Do not put Jack in a nursing home. That's everybody's grandma.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah shit, I don't give a fuck, hey shit, I don't give a fuck, hey shit.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck. Stupid big head, ass baby.
Speaker 1:Boy shit, if they got a hysterectomy, we in there that mean you can shoot up the whole playground and never worry about shit. Come on man. I've been hearing some names about people in the nursing home.
Speaker 2:Hell, nah, shit Like one of the leading causes of like STD groups is senior citizens. So let me tell you something.
Speaker 1:So let me tell you something. So I told people all the real Don't put me in one of them nursing homes, make sure you put me in one of them, old folk communities with the goddamn little go-karts and shit. Because you're going, hey, independent, yeah, because I want Miss Coretta to tell Mr Johnny, mr Johnny, shit. You know Mr Jackson was over goddamn Coretta's house the other night. You know he's by his little golf cart. I said hey, hey, let me tell you. Hey, look, look, I'm like this shit what you over there doing, jack. Well, I was goddamn figuring, I was figuring out plumbing.
Speaker 3:That's a sick conversation, I was.
Speaker 1:I was.
Speaker 3:I was over there making that wolf howl boy that shit I was.
Speaker 1:Oh, she fed me a plate boy. That shit, I had to go give her some sausage and scrambled eggs ew stop, hey shit who whoever Jack is, we need to be the opposite hey man, shit who. But like, if you put me in a nursing home, shit, I ain't fucking them old folks, them old folks be smelling like piss.
Speaker 4:So will you? Huh, Shit who.
Speaker 1:Man, I ain't gonna be that dude. Yes, you are. I ain't finna be that dude. I ain't finna be that dude. I ain't going out like that because if I got to wear the pins, I'm free balling.
Speaker 2:You're going to be in the pins in about six years. Hell, no man shit.
Speaker 1:Hey, balls going to be dragging along the floor. Ew, hey, tell me something, baby. Hey, hey, hey, hey, put some cream on my nuts, don don't open your lips, man, move, man, hey, because you gotta think about it. Talking about something, hey, I be laughing my ass off when, hey, my grandmama I said God, rest her soul, she goddamn said the worst shit ever I have ever heard in my life when she told my cousin, my little cousin, talking about something. He used to have females running in and out the yard. She's talking about something. I don't know what the fuck. They lied to you. That dick couldn't have got that big over all these years. What?
Speaker 3:you mouth done. I said oh, she's talking about something.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck how strong this reefer is, but that shit Reefer. Yeah, what, what do you mean reefer? Hey, hey, shit, hey, hey she, hey that reefers. Hey, man, shit. But man. I love my grandmama because she used to keep that shit 1000, and I love the older people that we don't have nowadays to grow these, these young whippersnappers it's gonna be y'all it's. You said it's gonna be us shit. I already feel like that motherfucking way man Shit. Hey, I had to tell the motherfucker the whole person called me auntie.
Speaker 3:You getting the aunties already. Hey, hey.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it's a mess Girl. I got a question how old are you, auntie? For real, how old are you 33. I'll fight your ass over this. Don't call me no motherfucking unk, that's not said Exactly.
Speaker 2:But y'all, we're the new adults, we are the new adults.
Speaker 1:Hey, don't say that.
Speaker 2:We are On a holiday Nah. Yeah, throwing shit on the grill Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1:Have you seen some of the motherfuckers that we with that are in their 30s? That's supposed to be uncle uncle. Yeah, they're stupid. They ain't got that man. They look dumb, stupid and retarded they they. They look, they look like junkies yeah, our co-workers oh shit, oh god yep, I just died.
Speaker 2:I'm back yeah yeah, we're gonna have to edit that one out, because hey, who's she talking about, but no, who's she talking about? Man shit, let me get no, we're good, we'll edit out man, fuck them folks.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck, okay, I do, though. So man shit, they can go lick windows please hey, but hey, they know what the fuck I mean, though, because some of them hey. So, hey, y'all ever have y'all ever looked at somebody and said your mama had to drop you on your motherfucking head?
Speaker 2:Um yes.
Speaker 4:A couple goddamn times.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I know my mama did she fell a couple times too, but I think I'm all right. It's all right. I think I'm all right.
Speaker 3:I think I'm all right? Did I think I might? Did you fall, or did you know? Or you push? Hey, can I?
Speaker 4:Probably pushed, or what Don't do my mama like that.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, look, look, hey please don't do her mama like that. I ain't trying to get stabbed dog.
Speaker 2:I think your mama done stabbed before I still got beef with your sister, because I got hit by your mama because of her. All I did was walk in the circle and she turned around, slapped me and said don't speed. I said I didn't, I just came over here to get this paper. That's behind you Like she was traumatized. No, no no. We were in our little bubble in our call center, yeah.
Speaker 4:It's how they call it. That's where we work.
Speaker 1:A call center? We work, hey, no, we work in customer service.
Speaker 4:I don't even want to talk about it no more.
Speaker 1:Hey, why she just going through a traumatic experience?
Speaker 4:tell us Smiley what's my most traumatic experience? What?
Speaker 1:I thought you about to escape, smiley. Look like you about to take off running traumatic experience. What I thought you about to escape, I look like you about to take off running you good, okay, alright, so you said most, we ain't gonna talk about that. We ain't gonna talk about that man.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 2:Literally. The way that your desk is centered in the call center is literally the most traumatic.
Speaker 1:Every day. I see through it every day, so you know. Hey, have y'all realized that a lot of us work with um anime characters or nickelodeon characters, sometimes goofies we're gonna edit that one out hey shit, shit should be working, man should be working. Alright, bro, shit.
Speaker 2:But y'all gotta understand like the way shit works and shit niggas hate me not niggas hate me, that's crazy he dapped everybody up and was about to dip out.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, hey but you gotta understand this the only nigga over here tucked in on the couch niggas hate me.
Speaker 2:Hey, niggas do hate me, clearly shit. That was blatant as fuck what you mean.
Speaker 1:It's alright nah, that's like, hey, bro, that's like when you go into a group alright, bro, shit, I fought with you, he dabbed everybody up he didn't go by, because you know.
Speaker 2:Nah, he could've turned around and even did like this what, what? Reach across, Just something, just be like. Hey, like acknowledgement he hates me, it's okay.
Speaker 1:Nah, it's not that.
Speaker 2:That's tough. Yeah, it is PTSD man. All throughout today, Today's been rough.
Speaker 4:Hey, I already watched it. Y'all the worst you know I could listen. That's my movie. What bad boy.
Speaker 1:I gotta watch the end of it, cause I went to sleep on it listen, I was fighting.
Speaker 4:Sleep like a. It was that long, little Dennis little Dennis, have you seen it? No way. So hey, for me, I'm like Little.
Speaker 1:Dennis, have you seen it? No way, man, hey, hey.
Speaker 4:For me. I'm like that's all I.
Speaker 1:For y'all out there listening. That means if you ever go watch a movie with Queen Bella III, that means make sure you put a movie on, because you're going to sleep with your mouth open.
Speaker 4:Please. That's a shame. And I'm not a shame Jackson, shut you up, nigga. Hey, guess what? Yeah, he did.
Speaker 3:Put some nigga wood.
Speaker 1:Hey, that means she's going to wake up. Okay, what?
Speaker 4:you don't have no more meat.
Speaker 2:Jackson, you did.
Speaker 4:Hey, you going to feel me just like you, just you, okay, hey, you know what it's going to feel like that kind of good Baby Carrie Very much so.
Speaker 2:Baby fucking Carrie, what?
Speaker 4:Traumatized. Say what now he gonna be so traumatized?
Speaker 3:So if you go on like a movie date, you passing out.
Speaker 4:No, I try to behave, I try to behave. You get what I'm saying, nah she be asleep. No, I don't get it Bro.
Speaker 1:hey, let me tell you I'm the type of person.
Speaker 4:I'm going to be real with you today.
Speaker 1:Oh, you want to go to the movie. Hey, you know what's fucked up though Chance what. I took myself on a movie date one time. You know how you got to go chill I love doing that and go do it.
Speaker 3:You fell asleep in the movie.
Speaker 1:I don't. There you go. I got a bill. I finished it. Tell me why, 30 minutes in, I'm over there, goddamn like this. Then woke up on the credits.
Speaker 2:Self. I just dawned on me like fuck, I don't have a car, bricks over there.
Speaker 3:I don't have a fucking car. It's getting fit.
Speaker 1:I don't need no car in this day and age.
Speaker 4:Boy, stop playing, you want out here, out here.
Speaker 3:I don't need no car in this day and age, you want to go out here Out here?
Speaker 4:you don't Out here, you do In Georgia you very much so do.
Speaker 2:We need a car here, nigga what?
Speaker 1:If you in the city, there's a different story.
Speaker 4:No hell even there, I'm going to walk them raw. People, people pressed. I ain't trying to be out here getting robbed on feet, rob Little Dennis, I ain't trying to be out here getting robbed on feet, little Dennis it's not for the robbery. They gonna be coming in girl whatever you take that, I can't fight for it's in the shop.
Speaker 2:It broke down. Can you guys verify this please?
Speaker 4:bullshit did you see my jeep out there? No, you didn't.
Speaker 2:Help a nigga out. We live next to each other.
Speaker 3:Thanks, yeah, y'all funny though, man. Yeah, you got to have a car out here, though you tripping.
Speaker 2:No, you do. It's not a walkable city.
Speaker 3:Niggas even stealing the bus around this bitch. You can't get any safe on the bus on this bitch.
Speaker 2:You can't get any safe on the bus. Speaking of which, it's crazy that, that guy really came up in a car center, often like that what, yeah, you ain't know he was in a car center.
Speaker 4:He was yelling at the manager a lot oh, the dude who stole the bus you didn't hear about that the dude who stole the bus in atlanta no in gwinnett yeah, he had three counties chasing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he had an apd chasing after him too my question is this though hey, you still a bus.
Speaker 4:You put the gun to the man, to the driver here.
Speaker 2:I would have been glad to know For an hour and ten minutes, you can have it.
Speaker 4:Matter of fact, you can have it if I can get off the fucking bus.
Speaker 3:My thing is I'm going to hit the brake on your ass. Stay strapped.
Speaker 4:No, he had a gun.
Speaker 1:Take, no, he had a gun, take this bitch. You talking about my whole flat. Hey see y'all. I didn't think you're right. I said bro, oh shit, you want the bus, you want the uniform too, my first thing you want.
Speaker 4:As long as you can put me out this bitch, you can have it.
Speaker 1:Do what you gotta do. Hey, look, look, look, I don't know, I gotta save me. Look, do what you got to do. Hey, look, look, look, I don't know. I got to save me, please, I got to go. Hey, you know what I told him? Hey, bro, you can have it. Motherfucker, I'm blind, I can't see shit. I don't know shit. Just, just, just, hey, just.
Speaker 3:You be too busy crying and talking, I wouldn't even get. I wouldn I even say that I can't even get out my first demand because you're crying and talking so damn much.
Speaker 2:I manipulate them into letting me go, and I'd somehow make them. I'd figure out a way to rob them too listen why is she on her third piece of gum?
Speaker 1:damn man.
Speaker 3:Figure out a way to rob him too. Listen, why is she on her third piece of gum?
Speaker 1:Damn man, she going through some shit over there. Tell me something.
Speaker 4:She stressed I'm stressed.
Speaker 2:You know what I went through. I'm damn near tears.
Speaker 1:Hey look, and the bad part about it is I was half fucking sleep. She going to tell someone what? I don't even know who the fuck this is, yet hey look, and the bad part about it is I was half fucking asleep. She went to us and was like Chip what? I don't even know who the fuck this is, yet I didn't even look at my goddamn phone before I answered this bitch.
Speaker 3:What there's something wrong with my car.
Speaker 1:That's not funny. That's what it is. I think something's wrong with the steering wheel and the linkage and the tires. What? You think what I said. Hold up. You think something's wrong with the steering wheel and the tires. I said can you put it in gear? Yes, but it keeps rolling backwards. Then take it out and reverse. But I didn't talk like that. I talked like okay, well, can you push the gas? What does the gas do?
Speaker 1:it's true, you just go yeah but I was still fully like but it was still going backwards, going backwards, going backwards. So you know me being me, I had to get in that goddamn car, find out for myself. I said, oh shit, I'm looking at. I said, no one of your shit don't work, it's still right here, fucking reverse. Well, jackson, it always sits like that, the fuck up that's not what happened.
Speaker 2:The car is broken.
Speaker 1:It's in the shop right now hey, but now hey, but that's what. But you know what the crazy part, the real, actual fact about it is? When she called, I didn't say oh where you at what?
Speaker 1:What I said. Look, damn that, just send me your location. I'm on my way. I didn't hesitate. I didn't, goddamn cough, I didn't sneeze, I didn Just send me a location. I'm on my way. I didn't hesitate. I didn't, goddamn cough, I didn't sneeze. I didn't even go take a piss, I just got in my car and went. I didn't know where the fuck it. And the even worse part was the damn thing took me on 85 to take me 10 miles up the road, just to get back on 85 and bring me right back down the fucking road.
Speaker 1:I'm saying I was like where the fuck y'all at this bitch got me going in circles. Oh, that's the only way you can get to us. The devil is alive, with a pool on the motherfucking curb, Bro.
Speaker 3:I parked at the Waffle House. Y'all know how much it was going on. I parked at the Waffle House, walked through this brush looking like a bum out there.
Speaker 1:Hey, but at least you weren't the little angry nigga that jumped out of the car.
Speaker 2:We were literally yelling at each other.
Speaker 1:There's a semi trying to talk to me through his damn windshield. So I looked at him. I was like bro the motherfucker. You see the motherfucking hazard lights flashing at you. What? Why the aren't you not? I know you didn't learn to drive during kovi well, you got it for the free but, he jumped out what smiley?
Speaker 2:no smiley had to do the same thing to another truck too yeah, but you got to understand, ain't crazy.
Speaker 1:You can smell the aggression on some people. You can smell the crazy off some people. I can't stand when they come up there yelling bro, what you mean they come up there yelling, you know they come up there yelling, you know they yell. Thank you for joining 4. Stealthless Only. Hey, hey, we out peace.
Speaker 3:I told you he do that shit every time we start recording. Nigga be quiet. Outro Music.