Heartfelt Humor and Life's Balancing Act: From Dog Park Politics to Embracing the Scentsational

Ever found yourself chuckling at the thought of podcasting from the afterlife? Well, Jordan and I sure did, and that's just the tip of the iceberg in this laughter-packed episode. We're bringing you heart-to-heart conversations and the kind of humor that'll have you looking forward to your own 'nips and farts' show. 

Have you ever had a meal so good you couldn't stop eating, or a late-night horror flick that left you and your furry friend both needing a break? Join us as we reminisce about a countryside studio feast and the simple joy of a crustless PB&J, then veer into the surprisingly complex world of dog park politics and personal odors that, dare we say, might just appeal to you. From parenting insights to the peculiar pleasure of your dog's unique scent, we're serving up a conversation as satisfying as a home-cooked meal.

Striking that elusive balance between work, family, and the unexpected curves life throws our way isn't just a topic we discuss; it's a practice we live by in this episode. We peel back the curtain on mental health, sharing personal battles with anxiety and how we're learning to focus on what truly matters. It's not all serious business though, as we launch our listener segment and invite you to share your own quirky stories. So grab a snack, put those headphones in, and settle in for a show that promises to be as endearing as it is entertaining.

Transcript

Daniel Lawson
Host
00:00
Good morning everybody. I'm Daniel, I'm Jordan and we're. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
00:05
Daniel and Jordan. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
00:24
Welcome back to the greatest show on the internet. And yes, if you could guess, I've hit puberty yet again for the second time in my life. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
00:34
Good, morning Jordan. Good morning, I'm jealous, I'm jealous, I'm waiting my turn. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
00:39
Yeah, this is like I always say this is the deepest voice I've ever had is when I become sick. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
00:47
Yeah, a little bit. You sound like you've been choking down a couple things. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
00:49
You know it is what it is. Only I know the truth. Guys and gals, Lock it up and throw it away. I don't know. My voice is just gone. I don't have a sore throat. You know how you get the scratchy post-nasal drip. Psd, I think, is what it's called. Psd. Watch that be the completely wrong acronym. Yeah. I wish I could correct you, but usually get, like the story, the soreness and the scratchiness. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:30
That's none of that. It literally feels like I'm being choked. It's kind of turning me on. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:32
What if daniel dies this week? What do I do? Do I continue the show? What do you want me to do if you die this week? If I die this week, I just want you to. Once I pick my spot where I get buried every sunday spot after you're dead. Where are you going to be? No, you pick my spot after I'm dead. Well, my wife probably would, but in the backyard you could be you could. I can sign rights over. You just choose where I go, but regardless wherever that is yes, sir wherever that is. 

01:55
You show up sunday once a week and we film a podcast. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:58
Okay, and during my parts, I just it's to be a lot of work, a lot of production. You know how to work the mask now. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
02:08
Yeah, that's true. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
02:09
You dress as me. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
02:14
Okay, I write all my wardrobe off. You get everything, yeah okay. It may be a little baggy, so you may have to beef up a little bit, which will benefit you. Yeah, kanie would love that. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
02:24
I'll get a bodys suit. I'll just get a body suit with some tattoos. Yeah, I'll do all the tattoos on. That's hysterical. If I did one, I'd do one episode of that for sure. Yeah, at least one. No, fuck that. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
02:49
I'm talking every. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
02:50
Sunday, okay, you know, and it doesn't have to be long, it's just 10 minutes. 10 minutes of it, yeah, sure. And then, of course, whatever money you get, just send half to the family, yeah, and slowly it turns into a porno Not slowly. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
02:55
I'm just banging myself with yourself, daniel. Daniel, you get, you fake it, you fake the deep voice. That'd be funny. But guys, good morning and welcome back. I'm not sick, I just feel like again, I'm just being choked. You know my week. This week we've had a great week, a lot a busy week actually, you know from you know our skit last week to now there was a lot of Well, and by now they've also seen the episode with Tony. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
03:18
Yeah, yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
03:19
So been a lot of. What do you call that? It's been an editing week. I feel like, yeah, I feel like that's all I've done. Yeah, yeah. 

03:26
Honestly, yeah, you've been drowning a little bit, so, yeah, I want to try to take a little relief off you, but yeah, it's going to be more yeah more for both of us, Much appreciated, and I think that's the cool thing about what we have and being able to communicate as friends and as partners of the show. It's like, hey, I got this going on. Is there a way that you can kind of take? Take a little bit off my chest, which is huge, and just that little bit I can focus on some family time, focus on me time, take a shit, you know what I mean. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
03:58
Like I need to take a laxative. Oh, really. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
04:02
Yeah, I take a laxative actually. Oh really, yeah, I'm feeling a little backed up, usually when you poop and it comes out pebbles. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
04:06
Yeah, you've been talking about that pebble thing. Really, cammy's been needing some laxatives too, what. It's kind of a feminine thing, huh, what do you think? Going on there, like not being able, I can feel like a man just knows how to shit. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
04:18
Well, I guess I'm not a man yet. Yeah, I need some more fiber. That's what it is. You know what has fiber in it raisin bran, that and semen. Maybe it's that a hearty breakfast. But I am not testing that theory. There's no way. But it's really good to have that kind of communication. Say, hey, I got this going on. You think you can try this? Sure it's, it's. It's much helpful and I appreciate it for sure. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
04:47
Yeah and yeah I. I think it's good for me to keep busy, but the editing. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
04:53
You know it's been neck deep. It's been great. You know, I feel like this week I've came across a lot of problems that I've haven't, you know, haven't dealt with in the past, like the frame is broken within that timeline. You know, in our editing software it's like you guys are probably not interested in this whatsoever, but these are like real life problems, you know. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
05:16
Well, the editing never stops. We do it every week, every week every video, everything we do, all the editing ourselves, you do all the editing for your stuff yourself never stops, and so if you, if it gets backed up and you get overwhelmed with it, your mind starts thinking about well, next week I gotta do this, next week I gotta do this. And true, yeah, you gotta really keep it on a schedule. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
05:36
Yeah, and um, you know some of the problems of the. The frame is broken halfway and then I google how to find that frame because in in our program it doesn't say go to 30 seconds, 0.05 and fix that. No, you have to do the math, you have to know what you're shooting in. You divide that by how many seconds are in a minute, then you multiply that by your frame rate, which is kind of cool because now I know how to find the broken thing. But yeah, I was telling whitney like I come across so many problems this week that I've never dealt with, like the whole tiktok thing. You're like, yeah, low quality, what? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
06:17
and you know low quality? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
06:19
no, we're not. I'm not letting nothing go, neither is jordan. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
06:22
We ain't letting shit go out low quality okay yeah, and the solution was just giving it time and it must have just been that cycle of videos or something, but they're going out now normal. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
06:32
So yeah, strange technical, uh, technical difficulties, huh that is a problemo, but they're getting better and hopefully, as technology advances it'll sort itself out I feel like just going through those issues too, it's like with anything your day-to-day issues, work issues it's like it's cool, but it's not like you hate that you're. It's going on now because I was. I was like I'm about to pull my hair out, but like after you overcome it and after you figure it out and find the problem and then you create the solution, it it's like ooh. I won. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
07:06
You kind of feel good but it's still a little stressful, yeah well, and it comes up out of nowhere and it's not something you predicted. We all like to be able to predict our days, especially when things are gonna go bad. You want it to go smooth. Yeah, it's about how you react to those things. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
07:20
Yeah for sure. And things yeah for sure, and overcoming them helps. We had uh easter, uh yesterday, so that was fun, happy easter. Happy easter, jesus, yeah, happy. And my thing is, who elected the bunny to be the? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
07:34
easter bunny. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
07:35
Yeah, it's kind of weird, huh I mean out of all the animals back in the day, the one that fucks the most and the fastest. Yeah, why the Easter bunny? Why didn't they prick Prick? Why didn't they pick the prairie? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
07:49
dog, prairie dog, it needs, yeah, a holiday. Sure, I mean, they're cute, yeah, they're cute, they're funny. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
07:55
They're funny. What's the Easter bunny do I mean? What does a bunny do? The Easter prairie dog, that sounds good. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
08:02
Why is it a bunny? You really got me thinking, buddy. Who auditioned these animals for this role? And do they even have eggs? Do bunnies hash out eggs? They don't hash out eggs, they like birth the humans, right yeah. And sometimes the daddy bunny eats the baby bunny. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
08:22
That's not true, that is facts. Bunnies eat their own. Science by Daniel states that sometimes, when you breed rabbits, you have to separate the male after the female gives birth, because he will eat the bunnies and I do not know why I think it's. I don't know the-. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
08:42
Domination Male. Domination Nice, you know we're hungry. Yeah, know the. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
08:45
Domination yeah, male domination Nice, you know, we're hungry. Yeah, I want me some rabbit. Yeah, but yes, true, true fact, whenever I was breeding rabbits, yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
08:53
You say that so confidently. Fact. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
08:55
That's a true fact, buddy. He's going to Google this and I want a check mark to pop up if I'm correct. Okay, right, if I'm correct, okay, right now. Cha-ching, when I was breeding rabbits, which I did back in the day. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
09:06
Yo, you did breed rabbits. Yeah, I did have rabbits. Did you ever? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
09:07
see someone eat a baby. No, I seen someone eat my rabbits, Like something ripped the cage apart and ate my fucking rabbits. It was the craziest thing. What? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
09:16
do you think it was Coyote? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
09:20
I had lion head bunnies pretty, and they call them lion heads because they got this fur around their neck on the mane and uh, yeah, I don't know if it was a coyote or like a sphinx, which kind of like a fox they're very smart but it looked like someone had. At first I thought someone stole my bunnies. Yeah, which the lion heads they can. You can breed them and get some really good money. And the thing with bunnies is they breed so fast and you can like twice, two or three times a year. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
09:45
So you don't even have to get the bunnies horny. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
09:47
No, they just do it, it's natural, all natural, huh, kind of like me Set the mood get them in the room right. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
09:52
Get a little candle lit. Yeah, you don't have to do none of that, you just let them go. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
09:55
You just sit back and watch hey Tom, that's how it happens, and uh, so yeah, the, the dad, eats the babies, but you have to separate it. It's pretty brutal, you know but, who elected the bunny to be the easter bunny. You know, when they lined up for auditions, why'd they pick the easter bunny? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
10:17
I don't know, they're just probably corporate america. That's back to corporate america. I'll stand by it. All right, it's y'all's fault they came up with. They said just give them anything. And they All right, it's y'all's fault they came up with. They just said, just give them anything and they'll buy it up. And y'all did. You all went and bought up the Easter bunny. Fucking, give him the bunny. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
10:36
Make a chocolate one. Who cares? They love chocolate and sugar. Put peanut butter in it. Yeah, makes it Easter, to be honest with you and you know Jesus, of course. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
10:43
Of course Jesus. Jesus is great. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
10:50
He's a close second to the peanut butter Easter eggs. Yeah, I'm gonna have to pick. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
10:52
I mean, there was a choice, jesus or peanut butter eggs I mean, I mean the Easter egg on my way to hell. Yeah, I'm not eating Jesus, sorry, I love no way I feel like that would be murder. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
11:02
I'm not a bunny, I'm not eating daddy. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
11:04
But he rises again today. That is true. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
11:07
But happy Easter and thanks for tuning in. But that was my week. We did have Easter. Yesterday Got to hang out with friends, family, got to hunt eggs with Layton and this year was like the first year that she really kind of like knew what she was doing because she's two. So it was cool to like she was running, I was holding her basket and she was running picking them up and throwing them in there. She would get like two or three and then run them over and put them in my basket, you know. So it was super cool to like, uh, experience that with her and yeah, it was fun. I ate shitty, though, very shitty, but it was so good, yeah, I've been eating really bad too. 

11:43
I need to get back on the cycle. Same here. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
11:46
Yesterday I went out, so my band finished our last song which. I'll show you later. We went out to the studio. My buddy's helping a guy build a studio out in the country kind of oh nice. So we went out there and that guy came in and Katie packed me a lunch for my day at the studio. How fucking sweet. She gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust chopped off for me. Wow, a banana and some chips. She knows you like bananas and it was rotten. 

12:16
And so I ate that when I got there I had coffee as well. It was black, it was a black banana, and I choked it down. And after I finished it the guy came in. He was like hey guys, y'all want us to cook you some hot dogs and hamburgers? And we were like hell, yeah, he went and cooked that. So I choked down two hot dogs and a hamburger and some fries after I ate all that other stuff. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
12:39
Damn. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
12:40
Then I left there and I got McDonald's and ate another cheeseburger and fries and a pie. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
12:49
Did you feel like a little swollen the next day in your fingers? Today, yeah, Because that was yesterday, when you make a fist, is it hard Because I'm swollen. Oh, a little actually my ring wouldn't come off this morning All the sodium I had yesterday. So we had like cookies, I had an apple pie, I had chips and salsa, these little ham sliders with cheese. Hawaiian rolls, yeah, the hawaiian rolls and they put like garlic salt on them oh they're so good. And then my mom made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on hawaiian rolls. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
13:19
Yeah, I know I've never had that I never have either. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
13:22
I think she was kind of in a pinch and didn't have normal bread for the kids. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
13:27
But wine rolls is good. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
13:28
It was so good. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
13:29
I was like man, these are good because you got the sweet bread plus the peanut butter and jelly. Amen, it was good. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
13:34
Yeah, we uh, so we ate like garbage. But the night before that I went I had a date night with Caney. Oh nice, we went let's see here we went to the. I let's see here we went to the. I got off work, we went to the dog park and we took bucky, which I'll put a picture of him up here, and my bucky's my real anxious dog. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
13:51
It would have been weird if you didn't have a dog and you just went to the dog park and she put you on a leash and let you play that should be a skit we funny. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
14:03
So we went to the dog park and we took our dogs and Bucky for, like I think it's like the fourth or fifth time in a row now he has been humped by another dog. He was humped by two dogs, this time At the same time. And if you say we're going to the dog park to him now, he like starts shaking. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
14:21
Yeah, he's terrified, and we're just taking him to get raped poor bucky yeah, but what do you do? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
14:30
you got to keep throwing him in the situation. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
14:32
It's like I'm begging for him to snap. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
14:34
Like let snap it, dog, give us show your boundaries, yeah show your boundaries. Yeah, snap at something. What do you think it says something about me? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
14:43
he's a pussy. I mean, it is how he was raised what was this? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
14:50
okay, I get you what you're trying to tell me, daniel. Okay, a little bit of a beta dog. Huh, I think they smell it on his ass. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
14:58
They smell some beta they need, uh, he needs to shape him up. Yeah, now, I Now I've been wanting to do a- snap. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
15:05
What do you do about it? Have a talk with the dog. I'd have a talk with him every night. I love you, buddy, but you need to. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
15:12
Do you hold him when you're talking? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
15:15
He hops in my lap while the dogs are trying to try to hump him. He comes to me and hops into my lap. You should try yelling at him or beating him. You know, honestly, I hate to say this. I think there might be some truth to it. I used to think gentle parenting was like really solid, yeah, but I'll be honest, not shit listens to me. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
15:36
I mean I was borderline child abuse victim when I was younger. I mean, my dad would backhand me sometimes. He had this. He was in the army and he had this ring that was like I guess when you retire I don't, I don't know it was an army ring Boy when that ring hit my skull at seven years old, like brass knuckles. Yeah, talking, ringing, dinging and dong I was and you listened right. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
16:01
Yeah, so that's what I need. Maybe I need to get me a good ring for Bucky. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
16:06
Also what dad did you know, and don't call CPS, I'm okay. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
16:09
I turned out fine. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
16:12
But he would lock me in anything. He would put me in the bathroom and shut the light off and I fell asleep on the toilet one time. I wasn't used in the toilet, but I did fall asleep on the toilet. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
16:25
My brothers locked me outside in my aunt. My whitey tighties once, when I was younger, had to spend a couple hours out there so fun to watch and in closets. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
16:31
My brother would lock me in closets, so but yeah, I think bucky needs to buck up. Yeah, buck up, bucky that's right. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
16:38
I think he should start humping some other dogs yeah, that's what I would do as a human. Yeah, let them know that they're the betas, but anyway. So we went to the dog park. Bucky got humped and we left, and we were going to go eat. We decided not to go eat. We're just going to go to the movies Bucky didn't have an appetite after his trauma. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
16:59
Yeah, Bucky went and laid in the corner, Bucky's like take me home. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
17:03
Yeah, he does shake. He literally shakes of anxiety. I think that means I've got anxiety that I'm pushing off onto him or something. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
17:09
Could be. So what did y'all watch at the movies? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
17:11
We went to the movies and saw Late Night with the Devil, which I'd never even heard of, neither had Kaney. We just looked at what was on the movies and saw half, and I was like bingo, not staying there longer than that, because I can't handle a movie longer. 

17:28
Oh, like dune 2, it's like three hours long and I was like no, thank you, that's my whole night yeah and so we went and the movie was kick-ass. You should go check it out if you like horror. Um, thought it was really good. Like wasn't too like cheesy, where it's like suspense. We're gonna show you this and then not. And then like, by the end you're just like just show me the monster, please. It had good buildup, good setting. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
17:49
Horror movies do have to like, captivate me, and ever since I saw the conjuring the very first conjuring I love the fact it's not corny, it's not cheesy, it's realistic. But they implement some old horror sounds in there and that changed my whole outlook on scary movies. Now it's like if it's not filmed or made like the Conjuring, I can't watch it. Really. Yeah, I love the old school sound effects yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
18:19
Conjuring is one of Kenny's favorite series too. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
18:21
It was good, they do a really good job. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
18:24
But how was if you could compare to other scary movies like this movie is a very what I like about it is more of a unique take, so the idea is that you know Johnny Carson the old late night show host. 

18:36
The idea is, is this guy who is a late night show host, who is second tier to Johnny Carson, he's trying to compete to get more viewers. Gotcha and his stuff's tanking his numbers, his viewership, and so he has a Halloween special where he brings on all these, someone who can talk to the dead and it's like a horror special and someone who can conjure the devil. Basically, right Is the idea. And so a lot of the movie is just kind of setting all this up. Some horror things kind of happen, but nothing that's too over the top and then by the end it's just chaos, but like it kind of like the great character building it's all done, like all the filming is done on like this tv set. So you're like you get, I love that, I love it. Just being in this one area because I'm cany is like movies were like you're just traveling to these new places all the time. I find it hard to track what's going on and pay attention, like things just move too fast paced. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
19:32
And then this one was like all done on the set, so like each dialogue felt like it was important to what was happening that's cool and character building I wonder if they had to feel like they were doing that, because maybe the budget wasn't so big, so they had to. You know, yeah, we got an hour and a half. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
19:45
Let's fucking well, yeah, but that's like the best thing, like I've learned with like creating is you look at what you got and what you can work with and then you make the best you can with it and stop trying to think that you have to have great, huge productions. You can make great things with low amount of production. Yeah, you just have to know how to arrange it in the right way which brings us back to our skit. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
20:05
I forgot to bring it up. It turned out really good. I feel like the girl skit. Yeah, yeah, I, you know, I think we were stressing on it during the process. One, because it was a long time. I mean, it was like five hours of filming yeah, you know. And then the building structure of the process took a little while too, but once everything got pieced together, you know, for a week's worth work, for a week's worth of work it turned out really good. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
20:33
Yeah, we yeah, considering how much work we put into it, which wasn't that insane. You're talking about four or five hours of footage and then you know four or five hours of editing maybe. Um, besides the issues, yeah but uh, yeah, we after. 

20:48
It's so funny how, like before we put in like all the cuts and edits and uh and music and everything, you just kind of feel like this is just okay, it's good, but it doesn't make sense, it doesn't flow right. But once you do all the editing it's like oh there most of the writing is done in the editing. Yeah, like it's really funny how much we know. We wish we had given ourselves a little more leeway, like a little bit more in character longer cuts but the editing is where all the writing almost happens yeah, it's, it's. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
21:19
It is strange how that worked out, but it turned out great, it was fun, it was cool to be a woman, you know, and I'd have to say, if y'all haven't seen it, I look pretty fucking good yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
21:34
I hate it. We do too. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
21:36
On the thumbnail. You look good, Thank you. As the skit goes on, you start to look hideous. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
21:42
As I say, I act better as a woman than myself. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
21:45
I know on you start to look hideous. As I say, I act better as a woman than myself. I know I'm starting to think the same. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
21:48
I really can't he loves that hand? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
21:49
thing she loves it. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
21:50
She thinks it's spot on mine's all in the neck. Yeah, it's a loose, it's a limp wrist. Really it's all about yeah yeah, there's like a disease. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
21:57
I forget what it's called, but where you bitch wrist br whichw um what did you say? Bw, because wrist is spelled w-r-i-s-t god, we're fucking, that's so funny uh well, you know, as dumb as we are, we're actually two pretty smart guys and, honestly, at the end of the day, we're damn good looking, and you know I'm gonna introduce the greatest looking one of us all and what makes this man great is his brain, mixed with his mustache. Mr jordan hunter, with today's word of the week. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
22:39
Word of the week today is priorities which is so strange, strange because Daniel had mentioned just before this that he might be thinking about priorities a little bit. Maybe that's an issue he has. I read a quote earlier today not today, earlier this week about don't prioritize your schedule, schedule your priorities. Your schedule, schedule your priorities. And I think what that means to me is, instead of being caught up in your normal day-to-day schedule, that you have to get things done and you do have to do those things and then to try to squeeze in things that are priorities to your life, you should schedule your priorities, like my relationship with Keeneey or my projects with this, instead of just trying to squeeze those in into my rest of my schedule. Have the rest of my like that I schedule that into it and the rest of my schedule has to be squeezed around my priorities. 

23:36
And I think when you do that you you focus on the things that really matter to you, and maybe first step would be like making a list of what your real priorities are and then seeing how, what are you doing in your life to work towards those things, to make sure that they are first in charge of your life and that you're working towards increasing that? You know. Focus on the things that actually matter to you, and I think there's a little bit of purpose in that. You can find just a more meaningful life when you're when what you really care about is what you're really working towards. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
24:06
What was the quote you read? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
24:08
Don't prioritize your schedule. Okay, so don't prioritize your schedule. Schedule your priorities. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
24:13
Don't prioritize. Your schedule to me is don't so. Prioritize means to make first. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
24:22
To organize, to organize what's important and what's the next important. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
24:25
So don't make your schedule schedule the most important thing. Make what is makes up that schedule important, right, is that what? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
24:36
yeah, you can say something like that a different way yeah, like saying uh, your schedule of the things you have to do right, because you do have to do things that aren't priorities also yeah or I mean well, they are priorities, but they're not like meaningful priorities. Like you know, you have to Masturbate, you have to masturbate. But there's no good to that, that's a priority of sorts, you don't get paid for that I mean you might on your OnlyFans account but, like you know, yeah, just scoop the cat litter shit. 

25:06
You know you have to do that. You have to do it. It's not. I'm not going to put it on my list of top priorities, but it has to be done. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
25:13
Yeah, I'm not making planning shit. Number one on my list. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
25:16
Yeah, yeah. But my family, my relationship, my projects that are working towards something I really want to do in the future. Sometimes all those things like that your normal day-to-day life things become overwhelming and you end up the things you care about. You try to squeeze them in, yeah, and in turn, sometimes they never get squeezed in and instead your priorities are being scheduled. Yeah, you are doing this at this time and everything else, well, you better be scooping that cat litter shit earlier or faster, because right here you have a block of spending time with family. Here you have a block of going on a date night with your spouse, here you have a block of editing, right, you know. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
25:59
Let me pick your brain with this. So your classic American dream, whatever? Obviously you know when you talk to people and they're like what's number one in your life, it's either you know 90% of people's like God, family and then work. You know how do you prioritize that? Your loved one and work, because it's almost like you have to work, you have to make money. Unfortunately, in today's society, now take work away. I would say family would come first. So and this is pretty deep it's not like I love work more than family, because I love my family. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
26:42
Well work certainly. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
26:45
You have to make it fun, Like if you don't work, if you don't put work first, it's almost like your family life could suffer. You know, you could cause more stress on your home life because you're worried about bills and you're worried about money. Uh, you know. So what is the right answer when it comes to what do you prioritize first? Do you prioritize work or do you prioritize family? Cause, that's, that's a lot of yeah, people talk about that all the time. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
27:12
Yeah, I think people well work. You have to have money to have security for your family, to have food on the table, to do all those things. So certainly work and family can go hand in hand a bit right. And then there's a balance right. It's all about a balancing act If you're working so much that you're not giving like emotional support or having intimate connections with your family well, now you're out of balance and I think that's like that work-life balance. 

27:42
I I think there's a line that you should not cross. Yeah, either way. I mean it's hard to say that. Is there too much family you can have over work? 

27:53
yeah if you're not supporting your family with work. Yeah, but other than that, um, I guess the problem is is you start to think about security, and I think that's like the big issue is. Is everyone's so concerned with security that in a capitalistic nation, we just are all striving to collect as much money and work as hard as we can so that we have all of our stuff here to make sure we're going to be secure in the future, and there's no way to predict how much money that is yeah, there's no way to predict how long we're going to be here either. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
28:23
That's right, so sometimes you overdo it. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
28:26
Yeah, it's where you have all this stuff, and then you realize what did I spend my life doing yeah, or you get in a fucking car accident and you're paralyzed. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
28:33
You know you got all this stuff that are not necessarily needs it's. You know it's more luxury or play products. You know what I mean. And then it's like you get in a car accident, you can't move nothing but your mouth, you're fucked. You can't go jet skiing, you can't go on a boat, you can't ride your bike. I mean, you know what? I mean yeah yeah, you, just, you never know and what matters in that. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
28:53
What do you think when you're, when it? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
28:55
comes down to that. What matters is the people you're surrounded by. Which is that family? Is that your husband? Is that your wife? You know, what matters at that point is one I'm still alive, my mouth's moving. You know what I mean I can still. 

29:11
But you know, what truly matters is who's gonna be there to take care of me, because I'm helpless at that point. Yeah, is it gonna be my wife? Is gonna be my kids, you know. So I think what you said as far as finding a balance, I feel like work and family's here, but it's being able to keep it level, not letting work overcome the family and then not letting play and fun overdo your work, because then you lose focus of your job at the end of the day, what, unfortunately, has to provide for your family to keep the stress levels down. So, again, you just got to find that balancing act. Maybe at times work overdoes the family and then you're like, oh crap, you know, I got to refocus my priorities and then you know your family comes up a little bit and then you know it's. I feel like it's a constant balance. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
30:05
There's never. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
30:06
What is balance? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
30:07
You know what I mean. Balance is constant. Yeah, it's constant. That is is a that is a good point. Is that balance is. You constantly have to be focused on balance. What am I doing too much of? What am I doing too little of? It never ends. You don't just find balance and then done with that. 

30:22
Figured it out, you always are, because with focus, you have to come spend time over here and then when you spend time over here, it teeters up this side so now you go over here and spend time, focus on that and teeter it up this way, and I think why it's so complicated with work and family is because those are the two sides of that balance and the priorities, a lot of people would say god is above that and whatever they want to put there. But those are the ones that like are necessities to life and they interrupt each other yeah and are and are. You know, they're number one and number two. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
30:52
Yeah, I think when people say you got to find balance, listen, you're never going to find balance, you just have to understand balance and that's, I think, what it boils down to. You're never going to find that true like the point to where you're just content. Yeah, it's never going to happen. There's always going to be anomalies. That did I say that word right? Can I get my check mark? You know, I don't know. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
31:19
I don't know Daniel's using words. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
31:21
I don't know now, but there's always going to be stuff that happens right, whether you have another child or you get in a car accident, you. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
31:29
So it's not finding balance, it's understanding what makes everything level out and understanding the balance yeah, and I think that a lot of things that are like that, like contentment and happiness, it's not a um, it's not a a peak that you hit and you're there and you're done. It's always, you're working towards it, it's always available to you. Yeah, and if you can just focus on it and be it, but it always can go, yeah, it's just what is your focus on, um, because you can have your happiest days of your life ever and then the next have your worst yeah and it's how you view it. 

32:10
A lot of times, your mindset and I think, with balance, it's a great point that it's it's a constant focus of keeping in mind how can I keep everything balanced? Yeah, and it's funny because you say that, because, like I've talked to people about, like mixing music and when you're mixing songs, it's all about balance. It's all about is there a little too much of this? Or maybe you want a little too much of this, because it's all about balance. It's all about is there a little too much of this? Or maybe you want a little too much of this because it's a little flavor, or maybe you want a little less of this, or you just you're always trying to keep it really well balanced to where it's not overly one or the other, because nothing, no one likes just too much of anything. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
32:46
Too much sugar, too much salt in your food too much perfect well, too much sugar in my food. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
32:50
Actually I don't hate that. Too much sugar, too much salt in your food. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
32:52
Too much perfect Well, too much sugar in my food. Actually I don't hate that. Too much sugar in my tank, yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
32:57
Don't hate that either. I thought you were going to say tank, no. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
33:00
Or that I mean that'd be nice, It'd be nice to eat it out. Whoa, yeah, so what you were saying is finding that perfectness it's, it's just in existence. I feel like you know there's going to be times where your wife or your girlfriend or your husband get a little upset at times, and then there's going to be times where y'all are great. You know, and I think everybody part of the family has to understand the balance as well, not just one person, because you got to be all part of that scale. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
33:37
Yeah, I feel like, and if not? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
33:40
maybe, maybe, her priorities are out of whack or out of whack. You know what I mean, and it's whether that's relationship or just the single life, you know? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
33:51
Oh yeah, it's a this is more simple in a single life, because it's just you, you and your dog that get at the dog park. Just you and Bucky. Yeah, the only imbalance we're out of is just a little less a little less and more of the but, but it's. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
34:11
It's tough and life is tough and that's the thing it's. We're going to get thrown issues and it's understanding how to deal with these problems and understanding how to react to the situation in life's all about learning, and some days we're going to react wrong and we're going to make the wrong decision, but at the end of the day, at least when that problem arises again, you're going to know how to deal with it or what to change, because you reacted this way in the past, Just like editing. If I come across a frame rate issue again, I know the equation to find the frame rate. You know it's going to happen. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
34:47
It's bound to happen again. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
34:49
But this time I'll be able to work through that problem a little bit more smoother, instead of like what do I do, what do I do? And you can take that with editing, you can take that with work, you can take that with relationships. It's all about just figuring it out and, you know, having some strength to to hang in. You got to be able to deal with these problems and, at the end of the day, if it's with a relationship, if you truly love that person, you're going to hang in there. You know what I mean and it, it. It's crazy how one thing you can just relate with so many different things. You know balance can relate with so much shit. Yeah, what is the healthy, healthy balance? Understanding what makes up the balance, I feel like is, is the the answer to that golden question yeah, I think of it as like awareness yeah it's just like once you become aware that that's the game you're playing in life. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
35:44
It's nice that, like when things get out of balance, you realize oh yeah things are out of balance once you know that that's the game that you're playing it's like okay, well then I need to tilt this way a little bit more. I just think you become a more stabilized human. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
35:58
Yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
35:59
Once you just know the game you're playing in life, and balance is, I guess, the word of the week. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
36:03
Yeah, you know life is hard. Life's tough and to be successful in life it takes a lot of work, takes a lot of practice, and that's just. That's just how it is. Nothing in life is ever easy. Nothing's handed to you. Success is not just given to you at the end of the day. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
36:24
And there's not really a goal, or there's not like an end point till death, but like there isn't, like a. You know, we're all just like. It's like we're all sitting around waiting for something to happen. That's going to be what we think it's going to be, but, like you say, you reach it and then you have a new goal beyond that and we never reach our official goals. We just don't. And that's why contentment's so important that in this moment, that you take its time being mindful and be in the moment. Meditation, be a human animal. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
36:56
Oh, that that was my next. I'm glad you said in the moment that was my question. So do you feel like it's important to live in the moment because you never know what's going to happen next? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
37:03
Yeah, well, I think, yeah, of course I think that's. I think that's one of the keys to finding contentment and happiness, I think, is loving the moment. Yeah, because if your head's always in the future, you just never predict it properly and it's never fully satisfying. You could be let down, yeah. You could be let down even more, yeah, right. And so I think finding a way to just be okay with what it is now, yeah, I think you just it calms you more, yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
37:34
I'm the same way I'm living in the moment, going with the flow. Sometimes that kind of gets under Whitney's skin a little bit, like you know. But at the end of the day, we don't know what's going to happen today. We don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. You know this podcast could reach millions of people tomorrow. Cool If not. Or we could lose all of our subscribers. Even worse, all six of you would just go and piss me off. But no, but yeah, priorities. Prioritize your stuff, make a list, get together with your significant other, make a list together. Find your balance. Not only that, because it's not going to happen. Understand it together and it will work. Yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
38:18
One thing I wanted to add too is, like me, with my, I get real anxious, you know, in my head, yeah, and so the way I think I was wanting to start this off with priority, I just think I liked what we did there. But I feel like I get real anxious about things and lately, when I think of priorities, I'm just trying to think like is this anxiety and overthinking hurting me? Trying to get our project done, or my relationship with cany? Am I causing fights because I'm being too anxious? And that's where it like it's time to put a priority on that emotion and put that below my relationship with cany, that I cannot allow this anxiety and this overthinking to interrupt with these things that I love, because that's not the way that life I want. 

39:01
That's not what I want, so I shouldn't do that. It's not my priority. I need to keep that in check and not allow myself be conscious of it, and to put that priority where it belongs. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
39:11
Maybe you should prioritize going to see a doctor and getting on some fucking medicine. 

39:18
I mean honestly, seriously, because that's how I felt whenever this all started. Yeah, and you know, I got on a small dose of venlafaxine. There's no side effect, I'm not sleepy or tired and I'm not wrong for being on some kind of medicine. If anything, I felt like it takes, you know, a week or two. It takes a little while. If you do it right, you know you can. You can find something to take off the edge real quick. But I promise you there might not be some side effects to that. But you know it's okay, it's all right to understand. 

39:53
Like, hey, you know, anxiety is nine times out of 10. It's a chemical imbalance within your body and you gotta find that balance of of the chemicals in your body to to be able to focus on the priorities. And it was weird how Whitney was like you need to get on something. You need to get on something. No, I don't, I'm fine, I'm okay and, uh, I'm glad I did. 

40:19
I'm not on anything now which I'm kind of feeling like you know I'm. I'm probably need to get back on my Venla vaccine. Uh, maybe that'll take the edge off. Maybe what I see on my plate is not that big and I'm just overthinking it or I'm stressing out for no reason, you know, and maybe I can't focus on what is important, just like I was telling you before the show, like if the if it's on my table, even if it has to be done in two weeks, if it's sitting on the table, it's going to get done this week. That's just how my body works. 

40:51
So maybe, getting back on a small dose of vanilla, maybe we should get on something together. Yeah, and just test the theory. I'm I'm probably going to do it, to be honest with you, because I have been feeling a little overwhelmed and earlier, you know, a trigger was like the kids yelling the dog barking the tv on the tablet going, the phone's going, the beeping on the microwave's going because supper's done all that is a trigger, noise is a trigger, but now it's like you know we're trying to jack off. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
41:23
How much? How's a man supposed to jack off? How are you supposed to masturbate with all those simulations? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
41:28
you know, it's just it's. It's not doable. So maybe I do get on something. The trigger was the noise then. Maybe the trigger now to me is my workflow or the pile of things that I have to do. So, honestly, it's probably a good idea for me to get on a little something, just to take the edge off, and for me to be able to focus on what's important and understanding the balance. It's probably right in front of my face, yeah, but I can to focus on what's important and understanding the balance. It's probably right in front of my face, yeah, but I can't focus on it because I'm like so overwhelmed with shit I got to do. You know what I mean. So it's all right to be on medicine. What's the reason you don't? Is it a pride thing? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
42:04
No, no, no, I certainly don't have a pride about it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
42:13
I was on antidepressants for a short time when I had a little traumatic stuff happen. Now there's a difference. I know. I know antidepressants and anxiety meds. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
42:18
Uh, I didn't enjoy that experience yeah, it's almost like a down oh no, I was like my teeth were chattering from the from it and I was yeah, that was not a fun experience some hot drugs. Yeah damn, I was a little loopy, uh, which was fun, don't get me wrong, but it wasn't the right let your doctor know. 

42:39
Like hey, my teeth are just, I just quit and I was like I'll just deal with this myself. And so there's two sides of it. Right that I feel like I don't feel like it's an overwhelming amount to where I am like not getting shit done because of anxiety necessarily, maybe, but I don't feel like it's an overwhelming amount to where I am like not getting shit done because of anxiety necessarily, maybe, but I don't I feel like it's. I feel like I've learned a lot of coping things through the process. I remember that one time I went through a big breakup and I was ultra anxious, like I couldn't sleep at night because I was so tore up about it and anxious I went through that time. 

43:15
I went through a time of just learning how to do deep breathing exercises and doing a little bit of meditation. I feel like I really learned how to cope in a very I have control over this. I can do this mentally myself at this time and it can help because I feel like being able to rely on myself to do it is just more strength, and I know that that's not like I don't mean it in a prideful way. 

43:44
I mean that I think that that's important to be able to do it yourself and, um, I certainly, actually probably, will end up going and trying to find a small dosage that I could calm some anxiety, because I do have it too far to where it's like for no reason, waking up in the mornings with anxiety. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
43:59
I'll wake up in the middle of the night. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
44:02
For sure. It's like, yeah, there's something going on Because I don't have anything to be anxious about. Also, that's. The other thing is like my life's more calm than it's ever been and I still have the exact same kind of anxiety, just commonly going on yeah, just tell them. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
44:16
You don't want to antidepressant, just tell them like something to take the edge off. Something like got a little anxious feelings when I wake up and there's so many different kinds of medicine out there. So if it doesn't work, don't be like, oh fuck this shit. You know there's different levels of medicine, there's different levels of medicine, there's different types of medicine. You know, and what works for me is any of your family on anything. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
44:37
Not that I know of my mom, probably Probably In a lot of stuff. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
44:41
What works with your family? Your mom's definitely on something. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
44:45
My mom's definitely on something. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
44:46
Sorry, melinda, I love you. Hey, we're just alike. Sorry, melinda, I love you, we're just alike. But if it works, usually, if it works for your mom or whatever, it'll work for you. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
44:57
Yeah, that's how a lot of them do that. Yeah, that makes sense. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
44:59
And although I was on venlafaxine which my sister is not, but that worked for me there's no like I wasn't chattering or anything. But if you do have side effects, tell your doctor so they can re-evaluate the problem, because it's a process, especially if you don't, you know, if you've never been on anything before and you don't go to the same doctor. It's a process. Yeah, you gotta trust the process at that point, you know. So, um, but as far as being, I understand you're not like saying all that and you know being prideful about it to let your body do it. But maybe you need to be on something to be able to let your body do it, to to elevate certain chemicals and to level out certain chemicals, to be able to let your natural body do that. 

45:46
And it's okay Like there's chemicals in your body that if you have too much or too less, you can't function properly, and that medicine is to help level out those chemicals, to be able to let you function properly. And if you're on the right medicine, the right dose, you're not going to have any kind of side effects. You're just going to flow normal day to day and when you find that it's like man, this is pretty nice. You're able to enjoy the moment. You're just going to flow normal day to day and when you find that it's like man, this is pretty nice. 

46:13
Yeah, you're able to enjoy the moment, you're able to focus on the important things, prioritize certain things and, honestly, the more I'm talking about, I'm like, okay, I'm calling a doctor on Monday, you know so. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
46:24
Yeah, we're animals. The reality is that we have chemical and you know, lord knows, I'm shoving in the worst kind of chemicals into my body with yeah, and I remember that breakup. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
46:32
I just can't remember his name. Was it tommy dick or harry? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
46:40
was it uh, ben or bruce? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
46:42
yeah bruce was your stepdad uh, but yeah, um, anyways uh yeah, bomb balance. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
46:50
What does that kind of bring us to? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
46:52
That bring us to something really important I don't want to talk about today. It's the thing that just makes me want to take a vanilla folder, spread my fingers and give myself a paper cut. Jesus Makes me want to stick my tongue to the stove with it on high Broil actually. Or in other words, we like to say what twists our nips? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
47:19
What twists your nips, Daniel? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
47:21
Well, do you take baths Every once in a while? This doesn't have to do with your nips, daniel. Well, do you take baths Every once in a while? This doesn't have to do with any kind of you know conditioner or product for the bathroom. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
47:32
I'm shocked. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
47:33
Yeah, me too. Have you ever farted in the bathtub? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
47:37
It smells pretty good, doesn't it? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
47:38
That pisses me off. Why do farts in the bathtub smell the worst? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
47:43
Yeah, it has to be getting into the uh, the humidity or something, and rising faster. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
47:48
I mean it's methane gas. What your body produces is methane gas, right, daniel? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
47:54
science. You think you don't like the smell or like it? No, I hate it smells terrible do you enjoy it you? Need to go to the fucking doctor. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
48:02
Okay, I don't mind that I don't mind a dog's breath. I don't know what's going on Now. I enjoy natural farts, you do. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
48:07
You enjoy your own brand, right? Yeah, my own brand. Yeah, I enjoy my own brand of fart. Well, you know, everything has its brand, certainly. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
48:17
I fart out different brands. Sometimes it depends on what I eat, oh yeah, what I eat. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
48:20
Oh yeah, oh yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
48:21
Well yeah, oreo has vanilla and chocolate this one time I uh half a jar of peanut butter at work because this was when I had no money. Okay, and uh, I ate a half a jar of peanut butter. And, believe it or not, if you eat a half a jar of peanut butter and you fart, it smells like fucking peanut butter. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
48:38
Yeah, mcdonald's smells like mcdonald's. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
48:41
Afterwards I haven't had that happen, but have you had the peanut butter farts? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
48:45
I've never ate that much peanut butter and there's a sign that it's fact. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
48:49
Like I Googled it something in your body. I don't know what it is. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
48:53
Is it smell like peanut? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
48:53
butter with a hint of fart. It's a weird, strange peanut butter smell, but it you can signify like damn. I smell peanut butter, Not like a fresh open jar of jif, More like a fresh open jar of shijif, but you can definitely tell it's peanut butter. But anyways, back to these bubble farts. I hate it. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
49:16
You hate it. Yeah Well, I like it, so I twist my nips in the right way, yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
49:22
And I farted in the hot tub before Even worse 104 degree heated up. Maybe it's the temperature of the methane gas. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
49:31
Hot fart. Hot farts smell the worst. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
49:33
Yeah, because your body's only what? 90 something degrees 97? Yeah heat and farts. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
49:40
So they definitely mix. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
49:41
The bath water is clearly hotter than your body temperature or it doesn't feel good right now so maybe the gas? I think I'm fucking on to something. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
49:52
Maybe the heating up the methane gas is what causes the stench I feel like this is probably already all researched and we probably could just google this you're probably right, because that's the peanut butter myth has been googled. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
50:06
Yeah, so why not, sure? Surely that's been on someone's priority list to figure that out? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
50:12
yeah farts, yeah, hot farts. It's funny, though that doesn't bother me nearly as much I I actually kind of. There's just something about. It's like your ball smell, you know now, there's nothing better that's better than that yeah, ball smells not that bad, at least my own. Yeah, I was gonna say I don't know if I don't want to smell anybody else's. Everyone does that. Dude, and I know I'm gonna turn this into a short of us smelling the balls. But, dude, if you're a dude and you don't do it, you're lying to yourself or you're missing out. 

50:43
You're missing out. Maybe you should go get it checked at the doctor, go to the gym and there's that little break in between where you're about to get in the shower. Oh yeah, you just okay. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
50:54
So let me ask you this. This is a little personal. You ever get an itch, like at the top of your butt. Crack, not in your crack, not near your butthole, but at the top uh, there's. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
51:03
There's been a time in my life I don't know if that was when I was you go back there and it's a little damp yeah and you smell it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
51:09
Yeah, that smells surprisingly decent as well. As well, don't put that on there as well, let's go. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
51:18
Yeah, I've got the content now I've got exactly what I need no, yeah, I don't mind, just like real gross smells, I guess yeah, it's almost satisfying it's homely it's like nostalgia. There's something about masculinity. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
51:35
You know, whitney likes the smell of her nose ring. I like the smell of earrings, ooh like when you like the ear junk yeah, it smells good, like you play with it and then you're like it smells so bad, it smells good. Yeah, it's weird, it's like a pug. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
51:46
It's so ugly, it's cute Exactly, and it's kind of like pimple pus. Okay, now I completely out on all that Okay. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
51:55
So, like you said, there was a line and I crossed it, but, yeah, that's what twists my nips, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know about you, but that's what twists mine. And now we come to a new part of the show. Guys, this is something that you know, jordan and I have been thinking about for a long time. So we have this number for you to call, and what we'll do is post it in the description, which we need to do that, and you know what? We're going to pop it up right here in the middle of us, but we have a call and I'll let me read the number real quick. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
52:26
So when it pops up it's 615-669-7767. Give us a call and leave a voicemail. We'll play your voicemail live on the show and we will answer it together. I might I'll check on before so I might know ahead of. So just to give y'all a little hint. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
52:44
But Daniel will be live reacting to everything. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
52:48
We have one this week, and here we go. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
52:53
Yeah, I got a question. This is Ricky Davis. And the other night I was drinking a few beers, you know, and I was just down there in the living room with my wife and things started getting hot and heavy and we started getting after it and then all of a sudden I was hitting it from the back, quite hard, you know, and my daughter walks downstairs and she's standing there looking and I'm just I don't know what to do. So I kept going and finished, and now the wife's mad at me because I didn't stop. I mean, I just need to know, what should I have done? Am I going to stop mid-stroke or just keep going? Or what do you do when your kids find you down in the middle of the stairs, drunk as hell, pounding the wife like the dog she is? You know what do you do? I just holler back at me all right, All right. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
53:51
Well, Ricky Davis, here's what you do. Prior planning prevents piss-poor performance. Okay, you gotta plan for this shit. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
53:57
I say it was a free life lesson, Definitely for the both of you. She knows what time of night not to come down the stairs, Listen a little cosplay would be great. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
54:08
I mean, get you a blanket. Pretend to be Batman If his daughter walks down, swoop that cape around. Justice has been served. Exactly that's what I would do. Prior planning prevents piss, poor performance. I don't know how many Ps that is, but I think it's six. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
54:24
Well, what do you do when you're hammered? You're just drinking. You do much planning. Ever, daniel, I mean no, that's right. When you're in the mood, do you do much planning? Daniel? Definitely not. Well, I say, you just keep going, buddy, that's life, you know. Yeah, and your daughter one day might be getting pounded by a man like you yourself. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
54:42
You know, Ricky Davis, at the end of the day, you're a fucking hero, yep Amen. So yeah, if you guys want to call in, you know it doesn't it could be funny, just like Ricky Davis's story, or it can be something you truly want to know about. I enjoy the funny stuff. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
54:58
Yeah, send in anything honestly and we'll answer it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
55:02
We'll play it live anything honestly and we'll answer it. We'll play it live. Yeah, thanks for tuning in. If you benefited from this episode, send it to somebody. If you have a trouble with prioritizing, call us and let us know how we can help to fix that. You know, at the end of the day, I feel like we give pretty good advice mixed with a little bit of brainless humor, and that's kind of what this show is built around. Speaking of show, we're doing the rebranding soon, uh, with this being the season finale, yep, season finale. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
55:29
I know we didn't make a huge, huge deal out of this one for y'all, so sorry, but uh, we have started our starting a new season yeah which is gonna be season two, which means we're a show. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
55:41
Yeah, we have seasons now yep, the daniel and jordan show. What? What separates us? What? What makes us turn to show from podcasts, what do you think? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
55:51
well, where it's more skits, uh, which we're gonna have to find a way to just like get. How often we're gonna do those? It seems like we want to do them like every other week, but we have our interviews and stuff like that. So I just think we're just doing anything we want. Is the? Really the thing is this podcast. We're not just sitting here having a conversation. We do that as well, but we do a lot of cool things and we're going to start doing cool segments where maybe we'll do a little bit of editing tricks and maybe we could do one on the first episode, yeah, on the first episode. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
56:19
I was about to say maybe go from from, uh, before and after, like here's Daniel and Jordan podcast, Maybe we transition on the next show. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
56:30
Yeah, Yep, yeah. Next show It'll be we'll. We'll come up with some cool ideas of cool editing tricks and, uh, maybe we'll have a little bit more fun on set than just sitting here having a conversation. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
56:42
You know, I think what separates us too is a lot of our shorts. Are, you know, just funnier than your normal podcast shorts? I feel like we put a lot into our shorts, which is great. I feel like we put a lot into our production aspect of it, with the pop-ups and the segments and the voice calls. You know it's different from a podcast. It's almost like a radio show mixed with a TV show, in my opinion. Yeah, and our shorts. You know it's different from a podcast. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
57:05
It's almost like a radio show mixed with a TV show, in my opinion yeah, and our shorts we like are it's like all basically new content. It's not like as you listen to this, you might be looking for a part of that short where we talk about that. That. You know, I like to take it and I chop it all up and make a whole new storyline. So it's it's all unique content. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
57:22
And all of this, the shorts, it's, it's all unique content and all of this, the shorts, the full video, uh, is linked to that. So if you see a short on YouTube that you like, there's the full video, the full podcast or the full show of that episode is linked with that short. So it's easy to find if you're like ah, I really liked this short. You know, I wish I could hear the full episode. All you gotta do is click link and it's there for you. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
57:46
Yep, Thanks for hanging out with us for season one and we're excited to see you all in season two. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
57:52
And we had a win out of this season. We had the most streams on a single day of just the Daniel and Jordan without a guest, which is big for us. It's good Nine streams. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
58:05
I mean, mean, that's really good, yeah, and just on audio. Yeah, yeah, right, right. And then every week we've hit a new peak with shorts. Every week one of our video shorts becomes a new top video we're almost at 200 subscribers now, which grew from, I think, like not this past friday but the friday before, which is like a week and a half. We've gained over double our subscribers, so we're hoping this is a rise to something good. Maybe we just keep going uphill. We'll let y'all know when it starts turning down. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
58:29
Yeah, you'll see the mood change. Yeah, yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
58:31
It'll be real dim lighting. We'll be on all kinds of antidepressants. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
58:35
But yeah, guys, at the end of the day, whether we're the Daniel and Jordan podcast or the Daniel and Jordan show, just remember. I'm Daniel and I'm Jordan. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
58:44
And we're Daniel and Jordan. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
58:47
We'll see you next time Later-o.