Pickleball Laughs and Rural Wisdom: Redneck Rita on Comedy, Community, and Integrity

Looking for a hearty laugh and some Southern charm? Join us as we kick off Season Two with the incomparable Redneck Rita, a comedian whose journey from playing pickleball to performing stand-up is as hilarious as it is inspiring. We explore how her pickleball buddies nudged her onto the comedy stage at Don’s Comedy Club, and how real-life experiences fuel her side-splitting humor. Rita’s natural wit and comedic timing shine as she shares anecdotes about her family and the joys and challenges of stand-up comedy.

But it’s not all jokes and giggles! From transforming a local basketball court into a pickleball paradise to the importance of community and integrity, Rita’s got stories you won’t want to miss. We journey through her initial skepticism about pickleball, the camaraderie it built, and her hilarious attempts to drag a non-athletic friend into the fray. The conversation takes a deeper turn as we discuss rural life skills, ethical values, and the importance of maintaining consistent moral behavior, illustrated by Rita’s personal anecdotes about processing deer meat and filleting fish.

Tune in for a blend of humor and heartfelt conversation as we tackle modern-day parenting challenges, the impact of technology on family dynamics, and the complexities of male-female friendships. From Daniel’s mischievous Maine Coon kitten, Zeus, to Rita's adrenaline-pumping skydiving tales, this episode promises a roller-coaster of emotions and laughter. Don’t miss out on this entertaining, insightful chat that’s sure to leave you with a smile on your face and a few life lessons to ponder.

Transcript

Daniel Lawson
Host
00:00
Good morning everybody. I'm Daniel and I'm Jordan. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
00:03
And I'm Redneck Rita, and we're Daniel and Jordan. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
00:08
And Redneck Rita, you gotta get it right. It's Redneck Rita. Redneck Rita, I'm so sorry, don't offend my best friend now. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
00:14
Of course, of course, of course, but that's the way our heroes roll and it's gonna be okay, so sit back and enjoy it. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
00:27
Let's welcome Daniel and Jordan. What had to rhyme? The Daniel and? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
00:32
Jordan Show Boy do. We got a special treat for you. We got a brand new guest on the show. It's been a while since we've had a guest. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
00:42
Yeah, it's our first one for season two, right it? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
00:43
is our first one for season two, can you? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
00:45
believe that. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
00:46
Believe it or not. Congratulations on season two. Thank you, we appreciate it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
00:49
There wasn't much many wins in season one, but we've had some in season two, so we're excited about that. But we're also excited to have you on the show. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
00:58
Oh, thank you. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:00
I'm going to introduce my best friend to kick this bad boy off, the one with the greatest looks, and today, as you can tell, he's a little redneck himself. Mr Jordan Hunter, what's going? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:09
on hey kids, don't smoke. All right, this is Redneck Rita. I saw Redneck Rita at Don's Comedy Club. It's a local club here that I think anyone should support your local comedy clubs, but they have great acts coming through all around the country and you know all of us on social media. All we see is all these big names. Well, there's a lot of great talents through the local scene and Redneck Rita is one that I found I saw her very first show, I believe, is what it was right, and was it? Your friends came to the show. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:39
Yeah, most of the audience was my friends. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:40
Well, you had them cracking up and you had me and my family who came with me cracking up. You had them cracking up and you had me and my family who came with me cracking up and I thought you were a hidden gem and I couldn't believe it was your first time doing it, because you were so natural and you're from Scottsville, kentucky, right that's correct. Yes, and so what made you the decision to have your first comedy show? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:57
Actually I was with a group of friends and we had a party and my pickleball friends Pickleball friends. 

02:04
I started playing pickleball when I retired Right and met some great people and we were having a little party one night and just talking and they said you are so funny. He said you need to be on stage and it just kept going and going. And somebody sent me a link to Don's House of Comedy and I thought, well, I'll go check it out. They're having open mic night. I thought I'll go check it out and see what this is about. So I watched, I went and I thought I think I can do that. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
02:29
Yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
02:30
So I talked to Janice and told her I'd like to be do an open mic, and we set it up and luckily it was a hit. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
02:40
How much time did you spend writing your jokes? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
02:44
A couple of weeks. Usually. I roll things around in my head for a while. I don't actually write out my routine until just a few days before the show Then. I spend like that day. I spent on Friday Before that night I spent all day in front of the bathroom mirror with a heart rush you know, practicing. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
03:02
We do it at all stages in life. Yeah, yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
03:04
What is the routine or not your routine, but like, do you, when you write your jokes out, do you just like write something that makes you remember what to say, or do you write the whole thing out, like sometimes I write the whole thing out, Sometimes I just write out. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
03:17
You know that I want to talk about a particular topic. Yeah, Gotcha. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
03:21
Interesting. It takes talent to uh, to just have the topic and to know that you can get from point A to point B. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
03:27
You know, a lot of my routines are from real life experiences. Yeah, you know it's just it's true, and there's nothing funnier than true life. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
03:36
Yeah, yeah, I had. I had a comedian on my show. His name was Ryan Miller and he was telling me, like a lot of everything that he writes is a hundred percent his life and it's just maybe turned up to 10 a little bit. You know, and I, because I always, I always wanted to do comedy I talked to Jordan so how long was your first set? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
03:56
uh, I think 10 minutes okay. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
03:58
So yeah, that's about normal I guess 10 minute set. So, like I was telling him, I'm like dude, I want to like, I think I could do stand-up, but then I tried to do public speaking in front of like K-6, and I was like just be yourself. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
04:13
I was so scared. Granted, you were dressed up as a little girl, with a bow and a hair. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
04:16
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is true. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
04:17
That is true, I can see that. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
04:19
Yeah, yeah, Walking in looking like a clown grown people there. You know I was a little nervous, a little nervous, but I feel like I could do well Write a 10-minute thing. Base it off my family, because that's what our skits that I do is based around. Anyway, you should get with Janice and do it when she has open mic. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
04:43
Yeah, Jordan would come and support. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
04:46
I'd taunt you. I think it'd be funny did you think that? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
04:48
did you ever think about doing comedy when you were younger? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
04:51
not really. I mean, I've always been a jokester, right you know, and I've usually pretty quick-witted, so somebody'd say something, I'd pop off something you know, and it kind of gets where did that come from your siblings growing up? I've got a sister. She's pretty funny too. We have a little bit different sense of humor, but we're both pretty funny, and our dad, he would come up with those little quips. Our mom was funny but wasn't meaning to be funny. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
05:18
That's perfect material, right. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
05:21
I think it's more fun or not more funny. More funny is probably not the proper grammar, but we're used to that here. On the Daniel and Jordan show. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
05:27
I'm not allowed to say that with a redneck read around here. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
05:30
But with being a redneck and like from the country, I feel like you have so many funny stories, oh yeah, and it's easy to just come off as funny because it's different, it's redneck. And then imagine like going to these big cities, you know, and like they're just like holy shit, what is going? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
05:46
on your normal is different than their normal. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
05:48
Yeah, I went to new york a couple couple years ago and I'm like wow they wouldn't be able to survive down here. I don't know personally I don't think I can't I don't think I could survive up there either though you know, I wanted to go down and ride the subway, but I was just scared to go down and ride the subway but I was just scared to go down there. Yeah, I'll go in the woods in the dark, Doesn't bother me, but send me down in the subway. I'm like I don't know. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
06:11
That's funny. So what are you wanting to do with your comedy journey eventually? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
06:19
Maybe travel around a little. I don't want to go like I mean, if they offer me enough money, I'd go to Las Vegas or somewhere. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
06:26
Don't go anywhere in the world, they offer me enough money. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
06:28
But I'm retired, you know I'm pretty settled with playing pickleball, playing golf and doing comedy every now and then Sounds fun. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
06:38
Right, we have a pickleball court here actually. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
06:42
Oh, it's a complex here. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
06:43
Yeah, we were supposed to have a uh, a basketball goal, so they painted the lines and everything. If this is so, this is, I think, pretty racist. Honestly, they didn't want the trailer park kids coming over and playing basketball because they were afraid like it would cause fights or something. I was like yeah, that'd be cool though keep our neighborhood interesting. So everybody like voted on a pickleball court. So there's basketball lines painted in a pickleball net. No goals we do have the goals and I guess the HOA has them or something, but that's even. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
07:16
Y'all play pickleball. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
07:18
No, but I think I would like it. I love ping pong and I love racquetball. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
07:21
Yeah, you'd like it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
07:22
I love playing with balls. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
07:26
You and I love racquetball. Yeah, you'd like it, I love playing with balls. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
07:27
You know I've been known to do that a few times. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
07:29
But what even got you playing pickleball? Well, actually, my sister mentioned something. She said when I retire I want to learn to play pickleball. And I'm like pickleball, what's that? And then I got to checking into it and found somebody that was giving classes. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
07:42
Yeah, oh, they teach this, wow interesting. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
07:45
They do have classes. Giovanni Boucher does those classes which she taught us and I was in her very first class and I asked a friend that I went to high school with. I said I'm going to go learn to play pickleball, you want to go? And she said, nah, I don't know, I'm not very athletic. So the day before I went to the class I asked her again. She said yeah, okay, she loves it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
08:08
Yeah, she loves it as much as I do. So what's the rules? Is it like ping pong? Have you ever played ping? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
08:12
pong. Yeah, it's kind of like. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
08:17
Yeah, it's like standing on the ping pong table is what it's like. Right yeah, exactly Is it like tennis, though? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
08:22
Kind of like tennis. Keeping score is a little difficult. It takes a while to learn that. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
08:27
Is it like one and one, or is it like cornhole, where you get one in a hole and you get three? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
08:33
No, it's one and one. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
08:34
One and one. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
08:34
And you have to be serving to. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
08:36
Gotcha. So you play like two on two or one on one, two on two. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
08:41
Interesting. How good are you? I'm fair. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
08:43
We're about to put her to the test. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
08:44
We've got a pickleball court here baby. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
08:47
No, I would be terrible, I'd be like I would lose count. Honestly, I've got my paddle in the car. I've got a paddle upstairs. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
08:54
We can swim out there. We can swim out there to the courts and see what we can do, Rita. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
09:01
I've got to tell you you can't say paddle around my best friend, okay, gets a little nervous. Can we take a break? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
09:09
I love it. You know, before, after you contacted me, I get the message. You know, somebody wants to contact me on Instagram, yeah. So I said yeah, okay, and it was you. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
09:17
We set this up and then I got to thinking what if this is not legit? You know I'm going to go to somebody's house. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
09:29
Are you still thinking it's not legit? Well, his wife's in there, so I think I'm okay. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
09:33
If it was just two dudes in a weird place, yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
09:37
A lot more paddles around. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
09:39
Yeah. So what was your thoughts like when you opened the message? Because you know we just create the content. We don't really speak to a lot of people that you know watch our stuff or are interested. But, like what was the first initial thoughts, that went through your head. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
09:52
I saw that and I thought you know, I've never been on a podcast before. That'd be pretty cool. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
09:57
Yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
09:57
It'd be my virgin journey. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
10:00
And how old are you? If you don't mind me asking, I am 67. And how old are you, if you don't mind me asking, I am 67. Never been with a 67-year-old virgin, first time for everything. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
10:08
Amen, brother, I have a question for you, okay, what? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
10:15
do you think makes a man a man? Taking responsibility for his actions is one of the main things. Okay. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
10:24
Respecting the other person. So it's not about necessarily what he's done, I mean, and it can be, but the responsibility after is the biggest thing. You think, right, yeah? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
10:32
You know, if I did something wrong, then I admit I did something wrong. And you know, I'm not one of these women of oh, I want somebody that's got to make, you know, six figures and he's got to drive this kind of car, that kind of car. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
10:44
Well, what is your dream man like? What's your dream man? What's he look like? I got some fantasies. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
10:52
I can tell you what my dream woman looks like. She looks like either of us. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
10:57
Actually, it's two guys and he looks just like y'all I love it Is this, Ronnie really. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
11:04
Yeah, that was our main question, because we wanted to know how manly we were, you know, yeah yeah, I know he's got the beard and I've got. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
11:11
what do I got, Daniel? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
11:14
We just lack in responsibilities, that's true. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
11:16
Well, you're young, you know that comes with being age. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
11:19
You know, I've got a 16-year-old grandson that lives with me and I'm trying to teach him to be responsible, and one day I was going to go outside to do something, which I do woodworking and I love this table, by the way, thank you. But he said he calls me Monkey. That's my grandma name. He said, well, monkey, I'll just be honest with you, I just really don't like doing woodworking. I said, well, woman, likes a man that can fix things around the house. Oh God. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
11:44
Amen, you're fucked. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
11:47
He said well. I said what are you going to do when you get out on your own? He said, well, I'll just hire somebody. And I said well, what if you don't have the money? And I said besides the fact, it's hard to get people to come to do something, especially a small job, I said you need to learn how to put a hinge on the door, or you know. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
12:03
Oh no, where do you start? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
12:05
Jordan. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
12:05
Yeah, which one have I failed at as a man, my fiance. So we had a fire or one of our alarms smoke alarms going off and it was dead. Couldn't work. I had to go to the store to get a new one. Went to the store, bought a new one Forty dollars, I was already pissed Brought it home, Didn't fit. So then I don't know, two weeks passed. She had to get on to me to go to the store to return it. Finally, I went and returned it, Came back with it. We got up there and I realized you gotta undo the screws. You're gonna have to drill a hole, do it, do the screw, put it up there. And I had forgotten. A week later I found out she had put it up there herself. Do you think I'm in trouble? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
12:44
Maybe His mom's been telling him he's in trouble for many years. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
12:49
And I'm not I blame a lot of it. It's like I just didn't. I don't know if it's like I'm a third son or I'm the little brother. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
12:57
I didn't have responsibilities growing up. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
12:59
You're the baby, I'm the baby. I don't know what to do. Baby, I don't know what to do. They gave up on you. Yeah, and I've learned over the time of like and fortunately, she's been so patient with me that I've learned to take on the responsibilities of these things and to do better, but I lack the knowledge on how to do housework. I do mow the lawn. I do mow the lawn. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
13:20
That's good, take the trash out. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
13:22
I take the trash out. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
13:23
Does she have to tell you, do you? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
13:24
see that it's. Sometimes she tells me to take the trash out. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
13:27
Give me a little tip. Give me a little tip when she says I need you to take the trash out. She needs it taken out now, not four hours later. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
13:36
Yeah well, that's what I. We've talked about that Me and Katie had a thing where we sat down and I was like I just need to know what my chores are every week. You can't be like, if it's something where it's like if I saw it, I have to do it right now, thing I just it won't, I'm too mindless or something. If I know that I have a schedule and it's like you tell me to do it right now, I can do it. But if it's like, example, taking the trash can out to the road every Tuesday, I told her I can do daily things like it's like if I lock it into a schedule daily, the weekly I have forgotten by the next time the week has come around to do it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
14:17
I'm the same way. You know, whitney, she just she asked me to take the trash out and I'm so and we're just like in this sense, like we're so zoned in on what we're doing in the moment. So when she's like, hey, take out the trash, I'm like, okay, I will in just a second, but, like you said, I need to do it, and we've talked about this on the show before. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
14:34
Just a week or two ago, we do Words of the Week. What was the Word of the Week that week? We were talking about bitch moaning. Yeah, bitch whining Whining Because we're very you know. She tells us that it used to be, when I was a little younger, was groaning and I'll do it, but I'm not going to do it with a good attitude. Or when you get up you're like I guess yeah, you know. And we're talking about how that's just a bad habit that needs to be nipped in the butt, that the attitude is where it starts. Because even if I do it, if I do it with a bad attitude, that just snowballs it into a problem, a fight, probably later tonight, because you're in bad attitudes. Where are we going with that? I'm sorry. I'm thinking about my relationship and how I'm going to have a divorce. Probably she's like I'm not a man, I'm seeing my future. I've seen Caney sitting there right now. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
15:20
See, we ask you to do something and nobody does it. That helps. And then you ask and nobody helps. And then we have a conniption fit and they're like why are you yelling? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
15:29
So it's not just my wife, it's all women. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
15:32
This is yeah, it makes sense, it's all of us. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
15:34
My grandson. I ask him for a month turn your clothes right side out when you take them off. What does that do for you? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
15:43
It saves me time For why you got to turn right side out. For what? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
15:47
The laundry. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
15:48
Yeah. Oh the laundry, you know if we take your clothes off. I don't know, I guess they don't have to be that way, but okay. So after about a month, I did his laundry one day and, however it was done, I washed it that way and when it came out of the dryer several of the shirts were inside out. I folded them up that way. One pair of pants had one leg out, one leg in. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
16:09
I folded them up that way. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
16:10
So when he came downstairs I said your laundry's done. I said I did it, folded it up just like you left it. And he said well, now I think you're just being petty. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
16:19
This was your grandson, yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
16:20
I said no, I've asked you for a month to turn them right side out and I said you haven't, so I just assume you want them this way. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
16:28
She's like. You want to see Betty? I'll show you Betty. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
16:31
So he spent about five minutes turning them right side out. I'm like see how long that took you, but if you took those pants off it would take like two seconds to pull that leg back through where it goes. Yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
16:40
I thought. You know, I think men overlook the responsibilities of a woman daily just because we're so wrapped in on our own work and stuff. And I don't give my wife enough, like I respect her and I love her to death, but I don't give her enough respect. I don't give her the respect that she deserves. And we talked about this last episode. It's like we do that in the beginning because we're trying to win, win our women over, so we do everything we beginning because we're trying to win, win our women over, so we do everything. We cook, we claim, we take out the trash. I don't know if you did all that before that, but like I'm pretty honest with who I am. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
17:12
I told katie when we first met I'll never be rich. You just don't have that I don't have that. Whatever that thing is, I don't have it, I never will. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
17:21
So but you know, I just and we've worked on it, and that's why I truly love this podcast is because we come up with that word of the week and you think about it, whether it's gratitude, whether it's whining, what some other ones we've done in the past. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
17:36
We've already forgotten, so I don't know if it's helping at all, but we did. Vulnerability, all the things we learned when we first started learning our purpose and things that kind of help us shape us into men, I guess, is what we're doing. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
17:47
Yeah, and it's really helped and it like links everything together and it's made me a better person at the end of the day. So I think it's good that you're on here, because one we've never talked to a woman that you know is older than us, better looking than us and, you know, just has been there and done that and been around the block in a good way and you know and uh, but you know, just like you know, shape us up a little bit more, you know. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
18:15
Yeah, it's a perspective that we need. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
18:17
I think a lot of people need is you know, and that's the thing is a lot of times men and women can't just be friends if you're in a relationship with someone else. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
18:26
I agree with that. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
18:27
You know, even though there's nothing going on, it's just the persona perception of what other people think. Some of my best friends are guys and one of my best friends is one of my friend's boyfriend. We went to eastern Kentucky to an elk hunts, spent the night on top of a mountain in a cabin together you went nothing happened, you know, because we're friends, but I tell other people I'm like, oh no, he's my friend, but you just it's. 

18:59
It's great to have a good guy friend, for me to get that male perspective yeah, you know well, why do y'all do this exactly? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
19:05
exactly, and I think a lot also generationally that there is like I feel like right now we're so stuck in now I don't know what it was like back in the day as much but like now, I feel like we're so caught up in now that we forget that a whole history of the world has happened and humans were. We came from something. Yeah, right, and there's a lot of there's happened and humans were. We came from something and there's a lot of. There's way more truth in where we came from than where we are right now. And obviously back in the day they didn't know the internet was going to exist. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
19:33
So that makes this a little twist of the story. I'm older than the internet. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
19:37
Speaking of internet, this just popped in my head. Do you think in time and we talked about this last episode distractions have become an issue, the issue with kids? I'm sure you were a kid and the way you were raised is different than the kids nowadays. I'm just trying to piece it together. Why people are just so rude nowadays? Do you think it's because one the dad isn't in the household as much anymore than what it used to be? Or do you think, if the dad is there, do you think it's just everybody's so distracted with phones and we have so much stuff to do nowadays? You know that we just a lack of parenting amongst you know grownups nowadays. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
20:16
I think it's because it's allowed Like it's allowed. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
20:20
Nobody calls them out on it. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
20:21
Nobody does anything about it, you know, it's just I does anything about it. 

20:25
I see kids say things to their parents that man, I'd be picking myself up off the floor and I'm thinking, good grief, get a grip. Some of it, I think, is everybody's busy. Mom and dad both work and then when they get home they've got all this other stuff to do and it's easier just to let kids do what they want to do than to try to correct them. Put them in front of the TV, put them in front of the screen. I don't got to worry about them, they're okay and I can go do my thing. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
20:53
Are people more busy nowadays than they were back in the day? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
20:56
I think so, because when I grew up I tell some people I say you know, it's a good thing they didn't have all this transgender stuff when I was growing up, because I've always been a tomboy. When I was young I wanted to be a boy because I wanted to play baseball. We didn't have girls sports. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
21:13
Yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
21:14
You know, I wanted to be a boy and I wanted to pee standing up because I thought that would be so cool. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
21:18
Well, it's a pretty fun fact, I pee sitting down and I'm a man. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
21:22
So yeah, and Kenny wishes I did, cause I piss in the floor half the time They've got sports. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
21:28
They've got baseball, basketball, football, whatever they're doing, this, that and the other, and everybody's just so busy. I can remember when my son was playing baseball, you know, I'd go to work, I'd come home, we'd have to go to practice and then try to get something to eat and go to practice and come home and get a bath and get them in the bed and then tomorrow we had a game. And you know it's a lot, but we were kids, we just it was simple back then and now. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
21:50
There's so much to do, there's so much to get your nose in and I think you're right about the calling out thing. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
21:54
I think, with like the distractions, it's like we're all addicts to. It's all because we're addicts to entertainment, because it's a distraction from whatever responsibilities are and none of us are calling each other out because we all like to indulge in the habit ourselves and I don't know, I don't know how it ends because of that. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
22:12
And I think some people think you're rude when you're not being rude because people are so soft. Now you know when, I was teaching my grandson how to drive and I said stop, stop. He said don't, don't yell at me. I said I'm not yelling at you and he said well, you raised your voice. I said yes, because I say stop and you're just stopping. I'm gonna say it again. I said look, my daddy yelled at me when I was learning to drive till I cried. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
22:37
You're not crying, so you're okay, yeah right and and the concept that crying is the worst thing that can happen right, nobody cry. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
22:44
You give a hard little bite of crap. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
22:45
Right. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
22:46
Right, I saw this video. I think it was last night or early this morning, I can't remember. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
22:51
But it was on. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
22:52
Instagram. I was checking some messages or whatever, and it showed like parents spending time with their kids and it showed the kid doing puzzle but the dad was sitting there on his phone scrolling. She was showing the kid watching TV and the dad was sitting there on his thing. And I look at that and I'm like damn, there's so many times where I'm doing that same thing. And it just that just reminds me. It's like at the end it says put your phone down, pick your kids up. And I think the world is just. That's how everybody is. It's not just me, it's not just you know, it's my wife too, it's, it's everybody. 

23:29
Just because we have the accessibility of this stuff and it's so addicting, you know it's great, it's a great tool and there's great things that come out of it. And you know people are listening to this show because it's it's accessible on the internet, right. So we're not saying don't watch the show, but we're saying just be mindful of that stuff, because just that video made me remember. It's like there's plenty of times where I'm supposed to be entertaining layton, so I entertain her with some toys, but instead of taking the time and enjoying the moment with her, I'm scrolling through facebook checking the message. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
24:01
Yeah, put that phone away yeah we've talked about the present moment where, like, it is the only thing we really have. And when your phone takes you out of the present moment, it puts you into some other space that's not here right now, and the people you are right here right now make a connection that you can make yeah. Well, what's the most redneck thing that you do? I know that's a hard question that you have to think on, Well. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
24:26
I'll tell you one thing I did the chain on the flapper in the toilet. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
24:33
Oh, yeah, yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
24:34
It broke, so I took a piece of fishing line and fixed it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
24:41
The fact that you fixed. It is awesome. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
24:44
I followed my daddy around all my life. My daddy could do anything. I don't remember us ever having a repairman in the house when we were little right and so you know I learned how to do a lot of things that way, but you know that was one that worked for a while until, you know, the fishing line stretched a little. I finally bought a chain. 

24:59
In about two weeks after that I finally put it on but you must have been tearing up that toilet lots of flushing going on but I probably one of the most redneckest thing I've done is my friend from new york that named me redneck rita, she said because I like to hunt and fish and ride a motorcycle, work on the truck, you know whatever. And I called her one day and I said, well, well, I am truly a redneck. She said what have you done? I said I have killed a deer with my bow. I have field dressed it. It's in the back of the truck and I'm at Sonic eating a hamburger and I still have blood on my hands, dang, so you hunt quite a bit. 

25:38
I do, I hunt, I deer hunt, I turkey hunt. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
25:40
Bow hunt. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
25:41
I did bow hunt, I bow hunt, I did bow hunt, I've got a shoulder. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
25:47
That's kind of bad now. So last year I bought a crossbow. You know what I just realized? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
25:50
she's way more manly than we are I learned a lot about being a man from. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
25:55
You know, I told somebody the other day. I said well, I had to teach both my grandsons how to be men today. And they said what did you do? And I said well, my oldest one was going to go fishing with some friends and he said I'm going to need to take the tackle box. I said that's okay, just don't leave it set and bring it back. And I said come in here a minute. I said bring me a fish, tie the hook on. And they're like wow, it's a good thing you came. He said well, be honest, I didn't know till about an hour ago. My grandma called me and while the boy said wait a, your grandma fishes and shoots. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
26:37
That's awesome. I wonder if you can relate to this like is roadkill a thing you know where you live or when you were younger? Because I got a funny roadkill story and I'd love to share it with you guys. So, I used to live in Litchfield and I used to do a little deer hunting and turkey hunting. Up there A little countryside came out of me I had some pigs, had over 70-something chickens and guineas and turkeys. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
27:02
Country boys. Yeah, I was a good country boy, I at least looked like it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
27:06
I was like a you know, a metrosexual country man, if that makes any kind of sense. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
27:12
I loved candles. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
27:13
I still fix my hair but I didn't mind building stuff. I built my own pig pen, my chicken coop and stuff like that. But funny story about roadkill is getting a little thunder here. Yeah, the tornado thing Hopefully we don't lose power. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
27:27
But that's episode yet. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
27:28
So I hear like this big boom. And it was like eight o'clock at night and I run outside in this car smoking. Well, they hit a deer, a doe, like in the rear of the leg, and I'm like, dang, that's a good size doe. And I'm like, hey, are you gonna take this back? Or like, are you taking this with you? So I waited till the police got there. I waited till the police and the person that got hit got towed and they didn't take the deer. So I just took it back home and I skinned it right. Then I got all the meat out and you skinned a deer I skinned a couple deer yeah, I didn't know that about. 

28:04
Yeah I got a picture of it. Actually I I can try to find it, we'll. We'll pop it up somewhere, maybe around me or something, but yeah, um, so we got quite a bit of meat off of it. Have you ever done anything like that? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
28:15
we have. Uh, it depends on where the deer's hit yeah sometimes they're all bruised up but you know, sometimes you can get some good meat I got. I got some really good, I got the best, you know the back straps yeah, that's the best part, well, other than the inner tenderloins you know what the back strap is shoulder blades they call that the stake of the. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
28:33
They call that the stake of the deer world, is it? It's uh, you can make tenderloin out of it, right no tenderloin actually comes from the inside of the deer. Let's see, she knows more than me when you, when you field dress it right there, right? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
28:47
I mean, like here's his back legs, right inside the back legs. Oh yeah, it's two strips about so long, about so big around, and they're very, very tender but the back is the back strap. Real tender too, though yeah, but I know what you're thinking. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
29:01
Right between those legs. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
29:03
It's real tender. But there's two of them, two of them. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
29:07
Real tender beast, not that long. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
29:09
But the backstrap is tender too. Backstrap is would be more be like what a pork chop. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
29:16
Oh okay, Because there's pork chop, oh okay. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
29:17
There's the backbone, and then on each side of the backbone there's a strip of meat, that's because they don't use it for anything, they don't use it to run or anything. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
29:26
It's not like a tough muscle or anything like that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and it's easy to get off too. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
29:32
It's like one of the easier parts, I think. So I can skin a deer too. Skin a few. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
29:37
I figured, if you can use a crossbow, we need to get a scene of y'all teaching me to do it. I feel like that would be a good little cut. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
29:43
I can skin a deer, I can fillet a fish, I can clean a turkey. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
29:50
No, I haven't filleted a fish. Oh really, mm-mm. I love to fish, so you cut a chicken's head. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
29:55
Is that how you kill them? They used to do that back in the day I used to see my grandma chop it off with an axe, and then the chicken would run around in the yard and then we'd have that chicken for supper. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
30:06
Whitney's grandmother used to take them and just swirl them. Oh yeah, ring them yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
30:10
Oh God. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
30:11
Can you imagine? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
30:12
I don't know which one's worse, I think ringing their necks is worse. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
30:20
I think so, because it might take a minute. Their head will pop off. Yeah, oh my God, the different world, yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
30:24
I mean, you know it ain't easy being a redneck, that's right. Being behind closed doors for me, you know one time I put my Christmas lights up with a deer stand. Oh really, yeah, the house I was renting a house. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
30:35
You just didn't have a ladder. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
30:36
Well, I had a short ladder, See, the yard went like this. So I got about halfway around it and then I couldn't reach and I thought, what am I going to do now? I thought I've got that deer standing around there, so I'll just lead it up to the start, finish and put my lights up. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
30:51
Oh, my goodness. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
30:51
Redneck will find a way. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
30:55
Speaking of redneck, before we move on, you do know the last sound you hear from a redneck before they die, right? Hey, y'all watch this. Hold my beard, hold my beard, that's another one. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
31:08
Well, I could have brought this up earlier, but the word of the week this week is integrity, and I was thinking on integrity today. My boss mentioned it because some shithead at work was doing what he wasn't supposed to be and trying to hide it, and I was thinking about it in my mind. Integrity, I guess where it really comes into crunch time is when no one's looking. What's the thoughts going on through your head on doing the right thing? Is it doing the right thing Because you know that everyone's going to see this and you're going to look like a good person because you're doing it? Or you're doing it when no one's looking? 

31:43
You're looking at your thoughts that are potentially, you know, maybe you're lustful, maybe you're whatever, and you're looking at those thoughts and you're thinking well, that's not the type of person I want to be, and that's the integrity. It's almost like a relationship with yourself and that is where you can really shape who you are and the relationships around you, and you don't get credit for it. It's nothing that you get any sort of credibility from anyone or anything, or yourself or anything like that. It is strictly doing the right thing at the right time. And what do you all think integrity is. I guess that's my question. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
32:17
I think that's right. You know you don't get credit for it, but it's satisfaction for yourself that you did the right thing and you were a good person. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
32:25
Right. It's self-rewarding, that's for sure, and it's almost like it's the trust that you so like, the trust that you build in a relationship. I feel like it's it's that same with yourself and it is what it's truly shows your character. What you do when people aren't watching, are you going to? You know, still behave the certain way. You know I tell my kids this all the time. You know that's like the most important thing. 

32:49
It's like I understand you do this when I'm around. You may practice basketball when I'm around or you may listen to your podcast when I'm around, but what are you doing when I'm not around? Are you still going to take the time and practice? Are you still going to take the time and become a good person? And you know integrity could take you many places. You know I don't know what happened at work, but it just shows who you truly are. And once people see you for who you are, I feel like it goes a longer way. And then if they see you, you know doing the wrong stuff and they catch you doing that, then they're going to be. You know it's something that's hard to gain back. It's just like trust, you know. I feel like. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
33:27
Yeah, I think it can be iffy, because I think when you're trying, you have to like it's like a muscle to flex you have to build integrity inside of yourself. 

33:35
It's okay to we're animals, so we have animal instincts, of you know, fearful, so we act out and we do all these things that. 

33:42
I think there is a bit of shame that follows when you're younger and you're you know you have emotions and you you act out on them and then you feel shame that, like you don't have the integrity that you do have. So you have to like, I think, have that conversation with yourself to practice leaning in towards it, because you aren't a perfect person, you have done bad things and that doesn't make you have less integrity, but you need to, I think, have that conversation with yourself to say is that the type of person I want to be, a person who acts out this way behind people's backs but when they're looking I am a great person? I think a lot of people trick their minds into thinking they're people of integrity and they're just not. You're just perceived as that and sometimes I worry like people think that of me, because I try to do the right thing and I know I for sure try way harder to do the right thing when people are watching. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
34:27
Jordan, I've known you since high school, buddy. You know there was a time this man didn't want to go in a sex shop with me. That is true, the one on the one right there. I wanted to go in and he's like guys, I don't think that's a good idea and he didn't go in. Believe it Honestly. Your integrity is has always been there, and I meant to say this earlier. But you may not be a man. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
34:56
I know you're a boy like a man Assumed to be a boy, you're learning Like a man, a soon-to-be man, a boy, you're learning. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
35:03
But the friendship this man has and the things he would do for anybody and the knowledge he brings to the table is just I think that's pretty manly. It is, and he may not be like knowing how to work a power drill, nor may he never know how to work a power drill, but the friendship and the love and the knowledge knowledge, it's pretty fucking manly I appreciate that, but and that being said and I know people say stuff like that to me all the time that's like, where I always have that conversation of like is that real? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
35:29
or what's going on with me personally in my own time? To make sure that that's not just something that I'm like, because it is really rewarding to hear people say that to me, so like, am I doing it for that? I mean, that would be a great reward to be doing it for it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
35:43
I just think you have a good moral. I mean, it's obviously how you're raised, right? I mean, his dad was a pastor who's passed, and I think a lot of it is how you're raised, and it's not just you, your whole family. I feel like you know your mom, your brothers. They're just good people, and when you surround yourself with good people, that's just what happens, naturally. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
36:02
And then it's just luck in that sense too right, I mean, it is right, and that's where like gratefulness has to come, in which we've had as the word the week before. You've got to be humble about it Because I don't deserve any credit for any of that. I was just born into something that just was, you know as my buddies all say I'm the luckiest boy in the world. 

36:18
It's like everything that happens. But it's not luck, it's good people being around me, raising me into a situation that we're good to, where I end up around great people. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
36:26
But you have to take some credit for yourself, because some people do not have that guidance. That's true, and they still have a lot of integrity. Maybe they've seen people that didn't have it and made them want to be Learn from it. Learn from it. Learn from it, and you know we all made. Integrity is something that builds. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
36:43
Yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
36:43
You know you may do something today and think you know that probably wasn't the right thing to do. That didn't make me feel good. 

36:51
Yeah, so then the next time that situation comes up, you do do the right thing. I've always told my son he said something one day about well, I don't know what to do. I said, son, you know what to do. Yeah, you know what the right thing to do is. And I said, if the right thing to do was easy, everybody do it. It's not always easy to do the right thing. Sometimes you lose friends over doing the right thing. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
37:14
I think the society we're into with like y'all bring up money all the time but making money is like you get put in these these conundrums where it's like I can make money but the right thing to do would be to do the thing that doesn't make more money. But it's the better thing to have a better relationship with people or something you have to hold more value in than money or and that can be anything that you hold, you know, your reputation, whatever. We always want those things that matter to us personally. 

37:42
They're really hard to sacrifice those things for the thing that's actually better for the whole group and yeah, that's the hard decision. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
37:50
But if people know you and this was a situation with my grandson somebody had said something about him, tried to say that he'd done things that he hadn't done or whatever. But I said don't worry about it, because the people that know you know you. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
38:05
Yeah, that's huge. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
38:07
And the people that's going to believe that you don't want to be friends with them anyway. You want people to know the truth. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
38:12
Yeah, I went through a big incident like that, probably about a little over a year ago or so, and you know, that's just something I had to tell myself and Whitney had to remind me. It's like, daniel, the people who know you, know you for who you are and why this or why that, the people that have something to say, are they really worth keeping around? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
38:33
And then when you look at it, it's like no, but sometimes you just have to have somebody point that out to you, yeah, yeah, because you're so in your head all the time. Talking about the sex shop. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
38:43
Yeah, I'm glad we're back on this topic, all right. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
38:47
A group of high school friends. We get together about once a month. You know we've reconnected and we try to stay connected, so we were always looking for things to do together and I said, oh, here are the Thunder Down Under guys who are going to be so-and-so. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
39:03
I just said, it Thunder Down Under. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
39:05
You know like the stripper guys no. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
39:09
I'd have to look them up, mail Review or whatever. Yeah, that's what they're called. Yeah, law. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
39:12
Mail Review. So they go around and perform. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
39:14
What is it, chuck? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
39:17
Chippendales, chippendales. Yeah, it's like Chippendales, but it's like a generic brand the Thunder Down Under yeah. So I said well, we can go see that. And one girl which she's a very sweet, very religious girl, and she said I just can't. And I said, oh, come on, it'll be fun. She said I can't do that. I said, oh, come on, it'll be fun. She said I can't do that. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
39:41
I said, if Jesus was to come back, then I can't be there. I can't be caught around that, and I probably was like that back then. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
39:47
I'd probably go in nowadays. But yeah, I think it was a religious thing for me too back then and it's weird because that has the whole vibe of like denial of my just like sexual urges. I guess I have to tell you you missed out, yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
40:03
I know. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
40:04
It's a huge regret in my life. It's not going in there. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
40:07
There's lots of huge regrets in there too, I'll tell you that, see, they have these parties for women where they come to your house and you invite these. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
40:15
The. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
40:15
Thunder Guys no, oh, ok, no, it's called like a surprise party isn't it? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
40:19
Yeah, surprise party my mom used to do them or Pure Romance or whatever. Yeah, Pure Romance. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
40:24
They have products that you can purchase in your home rather than having to go to a sex shop. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
40:30
Oh, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought this was like the men coming to the house and they were doing stuff. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
40:34
One of the ladies that was doing that. She said one of my best customers is a Baptist preacher's wife. Yeah, yep. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
40:42
They are freaky. They are freaky I got a funny story about that, so my mom did these surprise parties. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
40:47
I remember you finding her stuff back in the day yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
40:50
I have to tell you this. I was in her side nightstand drawer, Uh-oh, and note to anybody listening don't go through your parents' nightstands, okay? You find crazy things, or at least I did back in the you know, when I lived at home. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
41:06
I think I'd find one now in my mom's. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
41:07
So I found this like bottle and it said cupcake something and I guess it was lube that was flavored, and I did what any curious person would do, so I smelled it and I was like man, that smells really good. And then I did what more? Curious people do. I tasted it and boy cupcake, they nailed the flavor. They nailed the flavor. I'll tell you that it was, uh, it was good, oh God. No, she'll probably find out now. 

41:36
But uh, there's. There was other times where, like mom says, mom says, uh, there was a drawer or something. I was trying to find a straw, I guess. We went out to eat and the straws weren't in the bag and uh, I was like they left those straws out and she's like, oh, there's some straws in the side drawer, um, in the kitchen. So I go in the kitchen. If they were penis straws, like they literally like they have. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
41:56
What are those even doing? It's, it's, it's. Like it was from the Pure. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
42:00
Romance Party, oh yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
42:03
Oh yeah, they'll save her. A bridal shop, yeah, a bridal shop. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
42:05
But it was a straw. And then at the very tip was a little wiener about this big you know. And speaking of wiener, I wanted to ask you about the first time you saw your first wiener, because I heard a small clip about it and I didn't get the full story, so all I got was he was in second grade. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
42:22
I was in second grade and me and the little boy next door were playing outside and I don't know how it came about, but whether it was like you know, I'll show you mine, you show me yours, or whatever, but he pulls his pants down and I'm like God, that thing's ugly. He wasn't circumcised. Oh, gotcha. At that time I didn't know the difference, but I thought I didn't show him mine. But you know, I've always been obsessed with them. I'm like you know them, things are just. You know they, you're jealous. I'm jealous. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
42:55
That's what it comes down to, jealousy, do you? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
42:58
think it's worth it having one. Well, I don't know, I don't know. You know, I did have that question one time at work. I asked the girls. I said if you woke up in the morning and you were a man instead of a woman, what's the first thing you would do? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
43:11
What does a woman's mind do? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
43:13
I would do probably what y'all would do first thing in the morning. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
43:21
One of them said well, I don't know if anybody knows about it. I tell you what I wouldn't be able to walk the next day if I was a female, because I just want to know what it feels like. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
43:26
Well, I just want to know what it feels like. I mean, I don't know what it's like. I asked my ex-husband one time to try to describe the feeling he's like I can't. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, it's weird, it's a controller. It does control you. It's a controller. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
43:42
No kidding, it makes you make some weird decisions, some bad decisions. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
43:47
My body's the game. That's the joystick. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
43:49
When boys grow up, they're really good boys, until they get them some the first time and then their brains turn to semen. It's just like everything you've taught them is just gone. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
43:59
You hear that up there. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
44:01
And it stays gone for about four or five years and then finally a little bit of sense starts coming back. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
44:07
All the mistakes are coming back to what's happening. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
44:09
They're still there. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
44:10
Consequences is what's happening. That's what wakes them up. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
44:13
I'm 33 and I've learned a lot of lessons, and I always tell people what we talk about on. Here is 33 years of mess ups. I'm able to help people now like, hey, this is what's helped me. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
44:24
Don't make this decision, don't make this mistake, because I've been there and I've done it, you know, and they ain't going to listen, like we've always said, and that's okay. Why didn't you? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
44:32
tell me. Or my son said why didn't you tell me I did? You didn't listen. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
44:38
We don't listen, and that's the thing I think is kind of freaky about. Like the Internet age now, it's like things live on forever and we also paint the picture of being perfect. So like these kids grow up trying to hide all this awfulness about themselves in this corner of the world and they don't realize how normal it is to be making all kinds of mistakes in your life. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
44:56
Right, but everything that they do is put out there. I mean, thank God, I grew up without the internet you know, right, you'd be viral. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
45:06
You'd be viral yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
45:07
I'll tell you one thing that probably would have went viral is my best friend's daughter was getting married and we were meeting downtown for dinner and then we were going to hit the bars and stuff and so my friend called. She said I need you to do me a favor. I said what she said I need you to go to the spencer's and buy that boyfriend doll, boyfriend doll. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
45:28
It's a boyfriend. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
45:28
It's a blow-up doll yeah, and she said buy that and it's, I need you to inflate it before you get here to the restaurant. I'm like, okay, I mean it's my best friend, so I go by, go by it, and then I go to the gas station and I put the money in the and here I am, oh God. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
45:47
You used the tire thing to like. Well, I mean, I kept going up. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
45:50
You used the tire thing to pump it up? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
45:52
Yes, it was too big. They had the little pump. I thought I'm going to be here forever doing this. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
45:59
And then I'm in the car doing like this. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
46:01
You know trying to pump it up? Yeah, I tried that and it was in his back. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
46:08
I don't think they got it. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
46:09
Yeah, so I'm out there and I've got the hose in there and I've inflated it. And I'm looking around and here I'm behind it and he's bent over and. And I'm looking around and here I'm behind it and he's bent over and. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
46:20
I'm thinking, my God, I hope they don't have a camera out here and I hope nobody I know pulls up. It would be viral. He's blowing up and it's just the. I think you're right, he didn't have that on there. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
46:30
They drew that on there. After we got to the restaurant they drew it on it. That would have went viral. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
46:35
Yeah, for sure. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
46:41
Well, I'd love to tell you a little something that just has been pissing me off lately, something that just makes me want to run my fist down my own throat and out my ass. Or, in other words, we like to say what twists our nips Ow? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
46:56
You don't say nips, buddy, she said so what, so what? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
47:01
My cat. You met him. Zeus. You met zeus. He's a lover, he's a fat ass, he's lazy, he's, he's beautiful, but the little fucker's annoying. I will tell you that. So do you have any cats or have? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
47:15
you ever I have had cats, so cats are just so curious. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
47:18
They're very curious and Zeus is curious and he's still a kitten. He's only like eight months, I think, he's not even a year old yet, and every time I go to the bathroom this cat wants to see what I'm doing. Okay, so I'm peeing the other night, and I'm wearing blue shorts, I'm peeing, I said, I hear the door open, he just busts right in. You know, busts in I'm peeing, and of course the first thing he does is he walks over, sees what's going on. And he and you know, when cats walk up to you they throw their tail at you, like, yeah, like hey, smell, my, smell, my ass, something, so he, he walks in, he looks to seize me and pee. And I'm like, damn it, zeus, and I'm trying to pee, I'm midstream and you know, at 33, it's hard to stop midstream. 

48:04
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So kind of kick him away with my foot and his tail, you know, does that? Well, it hits the stream, uh-huh, hits the stream, I mean. And then I don't get back. I get back in here and I'm like what the fuck? Why is my pants wet? He rubbed piss all over my leg, my own piss all over my leg. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
48:28
I mean they're right when they say curiosity killed the cat. He's getting bigger too. He's getting bigger and the tail is massive. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
48:33
His tail is huge. They say the tail on a Maine Coon is the same size of its body. So as big as he is, the tail will grow the same size yeah, yeah, what's the max size? I think they like 45 pounds or something 45 pounds. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
48:46
Well, like well, I guess you don't know how tall it would be, but that's a big cat, yeah I mean he, he's. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
48:52
they say they stopped growing at like seven years, seven or eight years, seven years, wow, yeah, that like he won't be fully grown until he's seven Sounds like me. And he's just, he's annoying. That's the one thing that's just been pissed me off this week, or pissing on me Nice, nice, nice. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
49:10
I would say better be pissed off than pissed off. That's true, I did I got both. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
49:15
There's nothing like it. What's the one thing this week or in the past couple weeks that's really twisted your nips. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
49:23
What's his name? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
49:26
You know I don't look for guys anymore because I don't trust my judgment. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
49:30
It's you. Okay, you finally learned. It was you, not them. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
49:33
I've got bad judgment. You know what I like. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
49:35
Self-growth. I love it. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
49:37
What I like is not good for me, so I just don't even go there anymore yeah, okay. Honestly, I'd rather hang out with my girlfriends and do something. Yeah, go out with guys, because there's no drama. Right, right, right you don't have to worry about. With your gals you don't have to be entertaining him, or you know. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
49:51
If you're talking to somebody else, get it, yeah oh god, that makes me think of myself being insecure, hmm I'm a talker when I go out anyways, though, so I think whitney's kind of used to it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
50:04
Now I'm a big people person she. At first she thought I was like flirting with everybody, but as she just grown to know me and my character more, I think she's like and she's a people person too. She loves to talk to people, but I never meet a stranger that's me, my grandson. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
50:20
He asked me one day, I think we went to a doctor's office or somewhere and yeah, sit down, I'll start talking to people. You know, we got the car. He said how do you do that? I said do what. He said just talk to people. And I said well, just sit down and strike up a conversation. He said. I said you know, if you make a man, you're never going to see him again. Probably so big deal. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
50:42
Make up a cool story. Yeah, you can be anyone you want, right now, right, you know, that's the beauty Exactly. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
50:49
I don't know, I can't think of anything. Computers just drive me wild because they just do not get along with me. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
50:55
They hate me. Why do you think? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
51:01
Do with me. They hate me. Why do you think? Do you just think it's just a lack of knowledge? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
51:03
or Well, no, I think they just hate me. They are programmed to hate Redneck Rita. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
51:07
My sister. You know she worked in IT. She's like she'll tell me to do something. I'll say how do you do something? She'll say, well, you do this and this and this. I'm like. But then it's just the opposite. When I'll tell her like she was going to pay somebody to put a toilet in her house, I said don't pay somebody. I mean it's not that hard. You shut the water off, you take these true screws out. She said you know what I heard? I said what she said I heard blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
51:31
That's what I hear when you go computers, you know. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
51:33
You do what? Like was trying to download an app on my phone and I was having a problem. My grandson says do you want me just do it for you? I said yeah, here. So he does that. And he hands the phone back to me and he says push this button, right here on the side. I said Just push this button. He said yeah, and I said why couldn't you do that? He said because I don't have your face, the face record. Yeah, that's true, yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
51:59
My mom. She doesn't like computers, cell phones. She gets a little frustrated. But she was trying to print something over here the other day and she was like she was getting frustrated. I'm like, Mom, calm down. I think it stresses people out and then they like, because you're smart, I'm sure we could figure it out. I'm sure mom could figure it out. Maybe they just hate you and maybe they just hate my mom. But if mom just calms down a little bit, read what it says, you'll be fine I knew that. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
52:26
But when I was going to denmark college, which I worked in a factory for 31 years, it went to mexico. So I took advantage of the t program, went to college. They paid for my college paid me unemployment while I went. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
52:40
What degree did you get? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
52:41
I got an associate's degree specializing in pharmacy technology. Then I got a job as a pharmacy tech in the hospital but we had to take a computer class. So I'm back there and all the time I'm like you know, the teacher says this is what you have to do this quarter. I don't care when you get it done, as long as you get it done by the end of the quarter. Next week the girl next to me has all hers done and I'm just doing my stuff in class. I ended up having to do. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
53:06
No, I can type, but. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
53:08
I had to end up doing stuff at home because I couldn't get it all done in class. But I mean, I'm always like this. The teacher says you know somebody's going to lose an eye in here, probably because of you. Well, I found an eye patch at my mom's. So one day he says you doing okay, and I grabbed this and I turned around and I said yes, but you know, people come to help me and they go. You know, I've never seen this before. I said computers hate me. It's a different language. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
53:36
Yeah, computer language is a totally different language. I had my brother, john Seth, who he's like an ultra nerd, so he taught me everything I know about a computer. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
53:44
There's some days where I call Jordan and I'm like hey, I need your help with something. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
53:47
And I think I've been exposed of not really knowing. I you know because John Seth taught me when I was a kid A lot of mine is self-taught but well at work. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
53:54
one day I called and I said you know the printer's messed up. It's not working. And they said did you recycle the power? And I said what Did you recycle the power? I said what are you talking about? Turn it off and turn it back on. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
54:10
I'm like why didn't you just say that, yeah, language. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
54:12
I think what's helped us is, like I've said before, it's like we grew up in a time where we didn't have these things. Yeah, we were in that transition period and now we're here today with where it's at. So we were like here through it all to where, when you were younger it wasn't existed, you know. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
54:29
And then when? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
54:29
it came, you were probably already in your normal job and living life and just it was brand new. So it's new. Probably super expensive back then and so it just wasn't, it wasn't needed as much, and now it's like. The stuff now is insane. Like you can. You can tell this program I was looking at yesterday, like what my video is about. My video is about me and Jordan walking through the woods and we found the squirrel. It's going to write a whole description based off of keyword searches that people use in Google, and it's going to make a description of the video to be easier to be found. It's insane. The technology nowadays. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
55:10
It's hard to know what's going to happen next, huh. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
55:13
Rise of the machines. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
55:14
Rise of the machines Seriously seriously our evolution into a machine. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
55:18
That's what I think you know, my teacher used to say when we said can we use a calculator? You're not always going to have a calculator, you're wrong. I've got one now in my pocket yeah, all the time yeah and they don't teach cursive. You know, I was talking to my aunt the other day and she's talking about. 

55:33
I said none of my grandkids can sign their name. Well, I don't know about Lex, the oldest one, but she's 18, so I'm going to say she probably can't either. She said well, how are they going to sign a check? I said they don't use now I mean you're. I said it's a look. I say electronic signature. They type their name say that's their signature, and that's it. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
55:58
Yeah, oh, yeah, that's. I mean they nowadays they want to keep track of you so you they don't curse of. I mean, how many people have probably falsely signed things back in the day? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
56:06
oh my god, yeah, exactly, I did I mean I signed my ex-husband's name lots of times and you know we get a check or something. I'd sign his name, endorse it and put it up until right before we got divorced and I thought I ain't signing nothing Mine was. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
56:23
when I say I got caught, it wasn't like by the FBI or anything. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
56:26
It was just by my parents. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
56:28
I got a note sent home from my teacher. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
56:31
Oh, everybody's done that, yeah, and so I don't know why. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
56:36
I thought this would be a good idea at the time. But I took it out of the same envelope that she sent me home with and then I found something on my mom's or dad's. I traced it over the top and then I put it back in the same envelope that she sent it home in and I said, here you go. They read it. And then she's like, oh, did they? And she's like, okay, I was going to call them. I'm like they probably won't answer. I'm thinking, oh shit, how old were you? I was probably in fourth grade. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you weren't smart enough yet. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
57:03
No, I'm barely there now. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
57:09
You did all the activities. Well, what would you leave us with, and what would you leave our listeners with, as far as ways to improve on life or look at that life in a different way? What is some knowledge that you have? It? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
57:22
don't have to be anything big, just a singular thing, that you think would be good for society to work on. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
57:26
Just live life, don't let life get in the way. I mean, just have a good time. There's so many people that are so stressed over this and this and this and this that they don't live. And there are people that are afraid to live because they're afraid they're going to die. I mean, I've jumped out of airplanes, I've swam with sharks. Go out and do something. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
57:46
What she's saying is she's a badass. How is jumping out of a plane? I've been debating on whether doing that it was awesome. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
57:53
It's a funny thing, though. Where'd you do it? At E -Town, e-town. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
57:56
That's where my friend's been doing it. I'm thinking about it. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
57:59
I highly recommend it. It's my sister wanted to do it for her 60th birthday, so we went, we did it and we were sitting there, you know, get something to eat, because it's probably going to be a couple hours before y'all are going to jump you know, because we had, you have to watch a video and all that right, right. 

58:16
And it was a tandem jump. So we went and ate. We got a steak and then we got ice cream because we thought it's gonna be our last meal, we're damn sure gonna have ice cream. So we get back there and we're just like and they go okay, you're up next. I thought, oh shit, I know I'm gonna puke, you know. But we got up there, they put an altimeter on my arm and a gopro what's the altimeter? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
58:38
like an altitude? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
58:39
yeah, okay because they said when the altimeter gets six, then you can pull the cord. They give you the option to pull the cord and if you don't pull it, they'll pull it you just sit there staring at it. That's what well, I mean I'm going. Yeah, then I'm talking to the camera. I know I've done forgot about this, god, I'm talking to the camera. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
58:53
I forgot about this, dear God. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
58:54
I'm talking to the camera. Oh, this is so much fun, everybody ought to do it, and all of a sudden it goes. Oh shit, I forgot to pull the cord, the guy did. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
59:03
Oh, my God, Thank God. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
59:05
So I would have crashed probably. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
59:06
Oh my goodness, my friend Ashton, she's been like five or six times. She's been like five or six times. I see her all the time now. She's like just did my next jump and you got to. I guess, do so many before you do it solo, but all of hers has been tandem and it looks like a blast. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
59:21
Oh, it is a blast when you see your sister she went first. When you see your sister fall out of a plane, though, it kind of gets you right here. But then the guy said you can back out until we get to the door. But when we get the door we're going. You sit in the door, you just fall out and that first 30 seconds is you're just going like 100 miles an hour, just so I do want to ask, like, have you rode a roller coaster? 

Daniel Lawson
Host
59:46
oh yeah, so you know, when you get to that top of the hill and it drops, I'll swim with sharks. But when you get at the top of the hill and you drop, you get get that like stomach, like that going over a hill. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
59:57
Right, yeah. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
59:57
Is that the same feeling all the way down when you fall? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:00:00
No, I mean like initially, you feel that oh, okay. But I think I don't really remember. I just remember such an adrenaline rush yeah that's what I've heard. That was just like wide open, oh God. And then you know, when the parachute comes out, then they give you the well. 

01:00:15
You can guide it, you can turn it around and this and that they do that for a while, until you know, getting ready to land, and he'll say give them to me. And then you go down, He'll say keep your feet up. And we landed standing up. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:00:27
That is insane. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:00:28
There was a little gravel circle there. He said see that down there. He said I said yeah, and he said that's where we're gonna land. I'm like really and and we did. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:00:36
I mean they did great job that's insane I highly recommend they say, if you're like super stressed out and like your anxiety and stuff. They say to go skydiving and then when you get down it's like all better, that's why she does it. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:00:49
But when you get down you aren't worn out, because you know how, when you get that big adrenaline, like you get scared, you get down. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:00:52
you're worn out Because you know how, when you get that big adrenaline rush, you get scared and you get that big adrenaline rush and then, when it's over, you're like Did you take a nap after? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:00:59
Probably. I love naps. I do too. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:01:02
They piss me off. Now we're talking my legs. It's a little more on my back. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:01:07
I'm exhausted right now talking about it Me and the dog take a nap about every day. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:01:11
Naps piss me off. Are you a big like 30-minute only nap? Oh no, that just pisses me off. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:01:17
Oh, you're a long napper. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:01:18
Well, my son says that I don't nap, I sleep. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:01:22
Right. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:01:22
Because it might be two hours oh. God, Now my sister can lay down and take 30 minutes and she's ready to go. We went to Vegas and she had a conference, so me conference. So me and another friend tagged along you know, she'd come in for a conference and she said give me 30 minutes. I'm gonna take a 30 minute nap and then we'll go do whatever. And 30 minutes. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:01:38
She wakes up in 30 minutes yeah, I mean, if I was gonna wake up in 30 minutes. I'd have to set the clock well they, they say right, you're getting your REM cycle after 30 minutes. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:01:46
So that's why you get groggy after 30 minutes so I don't get in that unless I've got that mask on. How's that? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:01:55
You know I'm trying to get that Inspire implant so I don't have to wear the mask. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:02:01
Dang, they implant something and you don't have to have a mask anymore. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:02:04
Wow, they put this thing under your skin here and it attaches to the muscles, to your tongue. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:02:11
Your tongue's all the way back there. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:02:13
Well, the muscles are Interesting. So, what closes your airway tongue, your tongue's all the way back there? Well, the muscles are interesting. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:02:16
So what? What? Half sideboard your? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:02:17
airway. I had to go for a test. Yeah, like when you lay back, your tongue falls back and closes your airway interesting yeah I guess I had to have a I had to have an endoscopy a sleep induced endoscopy for them, to see how my throat closed up. Interesting because, see, they said 90 percent of the people that your tongue falls back to your palate yeah, close it it closes up. He said there's 10% of people that they're—. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:02:36
And that's what causes you to snore. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:02:37
Yeah, that's what cuts your air off. He said 10% of the people. Their throats close like a camera shutter. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:02:44
Oh yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:02:45
And so that wouldn't help, for—you couldn't—that wouldn't help it. But he said—and I had to do a sleep study, which I'd had one years ago, because it put me on CPAP, but I had to have another one, for Medicare to pay for it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:02:58
Interesting. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:02:59
And I went in and they said you know, they hook all this, put all this stuff on your head and your face and your arms, your legs and everything. And then you know they're looking at you and they expect you to go to sleep. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:03:14
Right and. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:03:15
I said are you going to give me something to help me sleep? Because the first one, they gave me an Ambien and I didn't drive the car or kill nobody or nothing, you know, while I was on it. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:03:24
I heard those put you out. Yeah. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:03:26
But she said oh no, we want you to sleep just like you do at home. And I said well, I usually sleep naked. How's that? But anyway, the doctor said I quit breathing. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:03:38
32 times I thought you were talking about the doctor whenever you were sleeping naked or something. No, when I went back to the— he took his breath away. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:03:45
Yeah, yeah. He said you quit breathing 32 times in an hour for 10 seconds or longer, sometimes as long as 20 seconds. Wow, that's a little scary. He said that'll kill you. Yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:03:58
I was talking to my mom. They're saying like one of the biggest things, factors of how long someone will live, is their breathing, like people's breathing patterns. If they have bad breathing patterns, you'll shorten your life a ton. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:04:07
See, I had AFib and I think actually my sleep apnea probably caused that. But anyway I've done all my tests, got a call do a televisit this week and hopefully they've got it scheduled and I get that done. But what that thing does is you get a remote control, you click it, it turns it on, it pushes your tongue forward and then you can sleep well, they say some people might feel a slight sensation, but it's better than that mask going making your nose sore and all that. So, um, we'll see. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:04:40
I mean I'm going to cyborg yeah Well, uh, we appreciate you coming. I appreciate you coming. I'm glad we got to meet you. And um, you know, I think you're gonna go great places just by your your funny uh. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:04:54
You, you have some knowledge I think you're right where you need to be right now. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:04:57
You're more of a man than I am, and jordan, and uh, honestly, if you guys haven't heard of redneck rita, you will be hearing about redneck rita very shortly, I think. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:05:07
I think she's got a good thing going. Do you have any social medias that you would want to share? Do you want to share personal? 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:05:14
if it's your personal, if you want it, I have a tiktok account okay and uh and instagram and I have some clips of some comedy on there and what's your username? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:05:23
redneck rita just. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:05:23
Redneck rita just it may be rita k beach, but I think one of them is redneck rita okay, all right, we'll pop them up in the description or something like that. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:05:32
Yeah, yeah, definitely. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:05:33
But thank you so much for having me. I'm absolutely. This is my first podcast. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:05:38
I like it Well this is our first woman on the show. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:05:41
Yeah, Well, besides us, yeah, that's true. That's true. Actually, we did dress up as women, we did, we did. We'll have to show you that later. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:05:49
We appreciate you. It's been fun. It's been cool to have a comedian on the show. We've just had the musicians here, so you're our first comedian, our first female and probably the first person that actually knows a little bit about life. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:06:01
Yep Amen. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:06:03
We appreciate it. Well, before we go, do you got anything? I don't think so. I think that's about it for me. All right, will you rate us on our outfits real quick? I? 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:06:14
don't have a cigarette in my hand Ten. Ten. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:06:16
All right. See, I went with a more Def Leppard, because I figured that's what I mean, that's what my redneck stepdad used to listen to. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:06:24
And then obviously I had yeah, I had my woman cut the shirt up today. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:06:28
Oh, what's his name? Get her done. Oh yeah, later the camel guy, yeah. 

Jordan Hunter
Host
01:06:34
I didn't think she got a trucker. 

Daniel Lawson
Host
01:06:36
Well, whether we're men, women, country or city folk, at the end of the day, just remember, I'm Daniel, I'm Jordan. 

Redneck Rita
Guest
01:06:45
And I'm Redneck Rita, and we're Daniel and Jordan, we'll see you next time Later-o.