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Consummate Professionals
'Consummate Professionals' is a new audio sitcom (scripted fiction podcast) set in an independent adult film studio under new management that aims to make pornography progressive. Follow the mis-adventures of the virtuous and neurotic manager Angela, the fastidious and pretentious artistic director Wallace, the hyper-intelligent and cynical star Cindy, and Lloyd the randy camera man.
Through their rocky beginnings as a team, they overcome hubris, turmoil, identity politics, and the forces of other pornographers to create a new strain of artistic merit in the most obscene field of entertainment in the online world.
Featuring the voices of: Cat Cooper, Ginnia Cheng, Joseph Edlin and Robbie Fox, with many more.
Written and created by Robbie Fox.
Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.
Podcast Artwork by Peter Bazely.
Note, this show is intended for adult audiences and is not suitable for anyone below 18 years of age.
Consummate Professionals
Episode 6 - The Incredulous Bulk
It's Caroline's birthday and her wish is to be toured through Angela's studio, despite their schedule for today. The remarkable Alan Phallus, biggest p***s in the UK, and the worst voice in the world, for a worship fetish video. Meanwhile Lloyd and Amy are trying to wrangle a tiny runaway rodent without ruining either the shoot or the birthday. Will the shoot manage with such chaos? Or will something or someone snap?
This show contains adult situations, language and humour, and not recommended to anyone below 18 years of age.
Featuring Cat Cooper, Robbie Fox, Ginnia Cheng and Joseph Edlin, with Alexis Coward, May Powling, Carmen Ali and Mike Lash.
Theme Tune by Sam Rhodes.
Edited by Robbie Fox and Jeffrey Meersschaert.
Created, written and Directed by Robbie Fox.
Consummate Professionals is the debut sitcom from Half Hearted Productions.
