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Game Over: Love, Laughs, Legalities & you put what in your eggs?
Welcome back Stuffers! I’m owning the fact that this might be the name for the community lol sorry not sorry…. Kind of haha
In Episode 4 of the "Just Stuff" podcast, we take a nostalgia-packed roller coaster ride back to the pixelated playgrounds of our childhood video games. Remember when the hardest decision was choosing between Mario and Luigi? Those were the days!
We'll also chew over our weird favorite foods – because who didn't love a peanut butter and pickle sandwich after a gaming marathon? And from the sweet taste of victory to the bitter taste of defeat, we'll share our most hilarious heartbreak stories. Spoiler alert: they're as melodramatic as a soap opera cliffhanger.
But wait, there's more! We'll dive into the wacky world of child support laws!
So, buckle up for a wild ride through the good, the bad, and the "what were we thinking?" on this episode of "Just Stuff." It's like a game of Tetris with your emotions – and we're here for it!
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what's up everybody, welcome back to the just stuff podcast. You know, definitely excited to be back making episode four. Uh, revenge of the fat um and uh, you know, uh, we had so much fun on episode three that one was actually recorded at uh token and uh joe's house, so that was. That was really cool. Um, definitely going to be. I think the audio is going to be a little bit better here, since it's a little bit more treated. You know, no, no offense, no offense taken for show.
Speaker 1:But hello, hello everyone, welcome back, welcome back, you know, I'm your host, john the guru. Uh, with me I have buddha buddha the great a and then we got token q stone alex what it do, what it don't? Yeah, no, yeah, welcome back everybody. Thank you so much for all the love, uh, all the listens. Make sure to share it with your friends, family and uh people that you really don't care if you uh seem like a weirdo because you listen to this podcast but, you know hey no, much, much love regardless.
Speaker 4:But that's the thing. We're all weirdos here. We want the weirdos.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like we're the black sheeps, but the thing is that they share this podcast with other friends. That are normies they'll be like. Why are you listening to them?
Speaker 4:this is kind of stupid why would you listen to them? And that's we're not weird alex I'm not.
Speaker 3:You're lying to yourself, I am lying to myself.
Speaker 4:I can see you just lying to yourself, it's okay to be weird.
Speaker 1:Life is a lot more fun that way so yeah, who wants to be normal?
Speaker 4:yeah?
Speaker 2:who is?
Speaker 3:normal me stop lying to yourself. Okay, look, let's put it this way. Definition of normal is being itself. Anywhere it's at you put. Who is normal? Me, something like Jerso? Okay, look, let's put it this way.
Speaker 1:Definition of normal is being itself. Anywhere it's at you, put me with anybody, I'm still the same person.
Speaker 3:Right, no two-face, no two-face.
Speaker 1:No two-face. I'll be as blunt as I'll always be.
Speaker 4:If that's the case, I'm normal too.
Speaker 1:God, we're just all normal. I'm normally fucking not to society, but yeah, so thank you so much for the people that commented to the last uh episode. We have uh neons again uh with the comments and another story or another question, so I'm definitely excited to see what uh he asked.
Speaker 4:Go ahead, joe and I'm gonna take that. Oh my god, it's neon, my boy lunchbox. Thanks for listening, thanks for you know continuing with it, thank you.
Speaker 4:Thank you for putting out these banger questions. First question front, or first and only question that we actually got at the moment from Reddit is it's OhMyGodIt'sNeon. He says finished episode two and enjoyed it, looking forward to episode three when it comes out. So I have two questions for you all, and here it goes. Number one which video game console did you own and play a lot growing up? Number two which video game series did you like playing growing up as well?
Speaker 1:up number two which video game series did you like playing? Growing up as well, guys? So for me.
Speaker 2:Uh, great questions. By the way, I was definitely excited when I saw it right, right.
Speaker 1:Um, for me it's kind of a loaded question, just because I've almost owned every single console that's ever come out, the missing, with, uh like the super, uh, super old ones that I wasn't born yet, ones like the virtual glove uh, you know whoa you're talking all that extra stuff yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So like I've had the atari, uh, the atari, uh, 9000, I've had the genesis, I've had the saturn, I've had the senas nes, super, uh, so before, but if I had to say um, for me personally I think the the console that affected me the most, I guess there's two that really pushed the envelope to a gamer oh my God, me too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have two. I think that one introduced me to more heavy gaming and then the other one just kind of solidified me as a gamer. So the one that really pushed me into gaming was the Nintendo 64.
Speaker 4:My boy, that's my ass.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the Nintendo 64 was just such a fun fucking console. It had such bangers like Legend of Zelda, ocarina of Time. It had fucking GoldenEye.
Speaker 4:Ocarina of Time. Yeah, you know, George Mask, George Mask. Ocarina of Time. Star Fox 64. Oh, Star.
Speaker 1:Fox 64.
Speaker 2:Do a barrel roll, donkey Kong 64. There were so many. There were so many fucking games on there DK and many fucking games on there and we're not even talking about like.
Speaker 1:Final Fantasy and shit. You know so many fucking games, Even Harvest.
Speaker 4:Moon. I played on that motherfucker Dude. Harvest Moon was actually pretty fun. I played that for PS2. It was a banger.
Speaker 1:And then that's where I was going, and the one that solidified me as a gamer was the PS2. I think that it was just clicking maybe two or three buttons. Now you have to put in combos. You have to know what the hell you're doing.
Speaker 4:Hold on, yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on. I think Nintendo and, for example, I think the games are so much more fucking harder then.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, you know it's a fun fact.
Speaker 4:Ocarina of Time. I had no clue what the fuck I was doing.
Speaker 1:It's kind of crazy that you say that, because they were actually designing this was the SC&ES, and anybody that's actually played these games will fucking know this. Okay, so, one of the hardest games I've ever played in my life.
Speaker 4:Ever. Can I take a guess Go for it. Please Punch Out, or. Knock Out or whatever that boxing game.
Speaker 2:No Punch boxing game.
Speaker 1:Punch Out with Mike Tyson. Fuck no, I fucking.
Speaker 2:KO'd Mike Tyson before.
Speaker 1:What's his face? Good, paul, whatever his name, is Jake.
Speaker 4:Paul, paul James. Oh yeah, jake Paul, oh, the dude with the green gloves, the main guy?
Speaker 3:No, no, no, that's what I'm asking. We're talking about what's going on at the moment? Yeah, that's Punch Out. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:The hardest game and they designed it this way. They designed it this way because back then, even if uh for you, uh, new gen, uh, whatever, gnz, I guess what they're called um, whatever, uh, whatever they call it, um, or they, whatever they're called, whatever generation it is, and no offense but um, back then we would rent games, right you'd go to hollywood or blockbuster, you know, to go rent these games.
Speaker 1:So the hardest game I've ever fucking played was the lion king for the super nes wow dude, if you have never played that game, get the emulator, download it I've seen footage of it. Oh, very difficult it is the hardest fucking thing I've ever played in my life and the reason why that is is due to them knowing that we had to re-rent it so it was just a big scheme of it I say power interesting for this.
Speaker 3:Uh, super nintendo.
Speaker 1:I believe that was hard for me the mighty morphin one, or yeah, yeah, the movie one. Oh oh, the movie one was pretty hard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was hard, but I never played it from blockbuster, I just had it, you know. I don't know where it came from, but we had it stole mine from hollywood yeah, I feel bad about it. Who cares?
Speaker 1:it was worth it yeah but I didn't have the movie one. I had the, uh, the teenage of the teenage mutant. Wow, no, uh, fucking um mighty morphin power rangers, but the regular one, not the movie one, right right right uh, that one was hard. I just recently downloaded it, and it was fun okay, so that was my consoles that I played, and I'll get into the second question for gaming in a second. But uh, what were you two for me as well?
Speaker 4:gonna have to be an nintendo 64.
Speaker 2:That was just man and it's so it was so nostalgic.
Speaker 4:You know, just I tried getting it, getting one a little while ago and they're so expensive now Say less. Man, but I think one of my favorite games was Nintendo 64, and I saw it at the flea market for like $100,. Just the cartridge is Conker's Bad Fur Day Dude.
Speaker 1:Bro, that game was not meant.
Speaker 4:Not meant for kids.
Speaker 1:I don't know how that one got past Nintendo.
Speaker 4:But man, that game was so fucking fun, it was fun dude that was no, but man, that game was so fucking. It was fun, dude, that was like my first taste of call of duty.
Speaker 1:Yes, besides uh, fucking uh, yes, uh, golden eye bro. Damn, that game was violent for like teddy bears and squirrels, bro.
Speaker 4:Yes, the d-day fucking mission where you were fucking getting out of the the boat like it was nice to know you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they just got all blasted. I'm like dude, what the fuck like. I remember one, one of the first fucking missions you ever do in that game, and first of all, the first mission is to be sober, because he's completely fucking drunk.
Speaker 4:So I thought you were going to talk about the bees where you had to go help so the bee wanted to score with this flower.
Speaker 1:You know how, in actual, reality though. Yeah, yeah, yeah so and uh, they pollinate. So in this fucking game, the fucking bee was something like old drunk.
Speaker 4:It was a king bee that got kicked out because he was cheating on the queen bee.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just want to pollinate her with my stinger.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and this fucking flower had titties yeah it was absurd that game gave me a kid boner at that point what I'm not going to lie my pee-pee tingled. I felt like a man that day. Yeah, I understood, and it was over sunflower boobs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, shh.
Speaker 4:Jesus Sunflower boobs.
Speaker 1:It's so true If you never played Conker's Bad Fur Day. First of all, I want to own that game again.
Speaker 4:Yes, bro, it's like three to four hundred dollars. Yeah, and when I said that the other day, that bullshit is actually years ago when I had seen it at the flea market for $100.
Speaker 3:Just a car, just I wouldn't be surprised if it's that much that's expensive, it's expensive including manual and box of it. No more money, no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's one of those things like I like I legitimately am surprised that Nintendo let this one slide because back then then Nintendo was super strict on what was on their console.
Speaker 3:Oh, like Killer Instinct. How gory that was. Do you remember? That was even okay.
Speaker 1:If you've never played Batman.
Speaker 4:No, I didn't oh man, there was that one mission where you had to fight the dinosaur. No, you had to use the dinosaur to fight that big caveman. You'd go bite him on the ass. And big caveman, you go, bite him on the ass. And every time you go and bite him on the ass his pants would fall. And then, like, whenever you finally bite him on the ass a few times and you finally defeat him, he's like oh, everyone knows my little secret talking about his little dick and shit, and it's all censored and shit. But like bro, that was not a kid's game.
Speaker 1:It was not okay. It was not okay like it was crazy like it was okay, but it was. It was a fantastic game. I got so obsessed with that game, never owned it, but I always rented it. I know that for a fact, alex, go for it.
Speaker 3:Mine is a handheld and console. Oh okay, Handheld.
Speaker 1:Handheld and home console.
Speaker 3:Yes, Got it, got it got it the original Game Boy, not Game Boy Color.
Speaker 1:Okay, so the gray one? Yes, the gray one. Yes, the gray one, the big fat one. You remember what I told you about the green?
Speaker 3:screen. He mentioned it earlier Tetris. Tetris was very religious at the house. Like bad, like bad.
Speaker 1:Oh really.
Speaker 3:Yes, my dad, my mom, everybody, my brother, me, of course. That's how I first started playing Pokemon 2 on that one too, before I got the cover. Oh, the original. That's how.
Speaker 1:I first started playing Pokemon 2 on that one too, before I got the cover. Oh, the original, yeah, yeah, and console the sprites were all like gray.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, but the music was off the chain.
Speaker 4:Man First of all, I got something to interrupt. It's a little off topic. Where is this coming from? This is a little you sound a little more girlier than where's this token? I've never heard this one you wanna get the off the chain that's what you want? No, but I like it.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, okay consoles the Sega Genesis damn, that was the first one that we got, and, like I, said earlier, I don't know where these consoles came from yeah, he just magically popped up at the house where the hell did the Genesis go then? Because by the time I met you, oh shit lost.
Speaker 3:As many houses as we can.
Speaker 4:I can imagine, maybe Johnny going to a fucking garage sale and picking it up or something.
Speaker 3:Honestly, I wish I could tell you, but I really don't know. But the first game, well, the Mighty Morphin, power Rangers, but that's the NES Sonic, sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 2:I was about to say, if it was Genesis, it had to be Sonic.
Speaker 1:Yes, sonic oh yeah, Because back in the day for you new listeners. Fucking tails Well back in the day, genesis and even Super Nintendo. Those were the biggest computers before Sony came into play. With the PlayStation, the type of games you'd get you'd have the main IPs, like Mario, you'd have Sonic, you know, maybe a Donkey Kong game here, whatever. You'd have the main IPs, like Mario, you'd have Sonic, you know, maybe a Donkey Kong game here or whatever.
Speaker 3:But then you have these really off-the-wall fucking games like Mountain Trail Bikes. You know, I bet nobody's heard this game before for the Game Boy. Game Boy Color Wave Racers.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, I love Wave Racers 64 on the fucking Nintendo 64.
Speaker 3:You played it on the Game Boy. No, not on the Game Boy.
Speaker 1:It's terrible? I'm sure it is.
Speaker 4:Nah, you know what was fun as fuck for the Game Boy and especially if you had the yeah, no, the Game Boy Color actually, but if you had the link cable to play multiplayer.
Speaker 2:Oh Pokemon.
Speaker 4:No, me and my brother had it, no, no, no. Spy versus spy.
Speaker 3:You remember that man?
Speaker 4:you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I never owned a link cable Neither.
Speaker 2:I was fortunate enough to get the link cable I bet, but that Spy vs Spy was so fucking fun.
Speaker 4:Me and my brother would play that all the time.
Speaker 1:I just saw a recent post about Spy vs Spy. I was like how old they are. They just kind of gave up.
Speaker 4:How old is that damn?
Speaker 1:game Spy vs Spy is old. That was like an old newspaper comic. Oh wow. Yeah, Like fact check me on that one. But yeah, spy vs Spy is really old.
Speaker 2:Pull out the cellular device.
Speaker 1:But, that's crazy. I never knew you actually owned a Genesis. I owned a Sega Saturn before I owned a Genesis, and the Genesis I actually picked up like if we're talking about my lifespan fairly recently, like back when I was right after high school.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you how good this thing is, and going through hell. My mom got mad at me. I was going to my friend's house down the street. Mom got pissed off. I had it in a grocery bag. Oh, no, yeah, I had it in a grocery bag. My mom got mad. She threw it on the concrete yes, I'm talking about you, mom, I know you forgot. And then hold on, hold on, hold on, I friend. I'm like, hey, my mom threw it on the concrete. It might not work, that bitch fucking work. And then I don't know what happened, but I think I opened it, does that? I think it stopped working. And that motherboard is so basic. Now I see why it could just take rocks.
Speaker 1:Yeah man, that thing's a beast you know I'm very interested, okay, go ahead back to that fact check you were asking for.
Speaker 4:Uh, spy versus spy was actually released in mad magazine in 1961 yeah and the first game was in 1984.
Speaker 1:That makes sense, wow that actually makes sense, because I was like it started as a comic strip way beforehand before it became like something for us to see, media wise, or at least, uh, animated. Um, but the the one console I will bring up as an honorary mention, that I feel like came out way before the people were ready for it, because if it came out, in the right moment.
Speaker 3:The DS yes, oh, you said console, that's not, I mean, it's still a handheld console.
Speaker 1:Handheld console yes, the DS, but I think it evolutioned the proper way. Right, right right to the 3ds and 2ds, but this one kind of just stopped because this was last Sega's last attempt at a console was a fucking. Dreamcast. That system was so fucking good.
Speaker 3:I never, really never played.
Speaker 4:Used a dream cast as full extent. I remember the controllers had something where you could put in.
Speaker 3:That's the memory card. That's the memory card.
Speaker 4:But so like what?
Speaker 1:was the little screen Because the memory card would interact with you. Oh really yeah, like I'm telling you the single Dreamcast was so underrated because it came out way too soon. Man.
Speaker 4:It came out way too soon.
Speaker 1:You, I can't remember the name I remember Tony Hawk Ready to Rumble I can't remember the name of it.
Speaker 4:You were like toys in a bedroom and you were having a little all-out war against other toys Like a Call of. Booby. No, it was a game for the Green Army.
Speaker 1:The Army.
Speaker 4:Green Men. It wasn't an Army Men game. Oh, those are fun. Hold on.
Speaker 3:Those are low-key fun. I've seen those. I always wanted to play dude.
Speaker 1:Those are that was one another game that I would constantly rent, rent out, because, uh, I loved sarge's army, something like that, sarge's green army I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, like I, I see the cover in my head right and what? Oh, actually an honorable mention to, uh, fucking paul. Uh, we, me and him, played. Oh my god, what was the name of? It was about tanks, it was nothing but tanks, something not that new but it was made by 3do, so that was really old oh wow, I found the game.
Speaker 4:I was talking about toy commander oh, I never actually seen that one man it was so fun, like so, like you were in a bedroom, a kid's bedroom, and then you had all these different, you know, planes, little army soldiers and things like that. It was so fun. It was like Army man, but I guess it was their version of Army man, yeah see, that's the thing.
Speaker 1:You'd have these games that are really off the wall, where sometimes it didn't make sense.
Speaker 1:Some games were ahead of its time. I completely agree. I completely agree. Now to go on to question number two, about what game series did I play the most or had the most influence on my life? There's two series that I, to this day, I cannot decide which one is better for me personally. Now, I understand there's people that have bias against these, and I get that, but to me personally, I think these and the lore of every game made such an impact to me as a person and that might sound stupid, but if you know these games, you know what I'm talking about. It's either the Legend of Zelda, I knew it Either one.
Speaker 1:All of them were fantastic to me. There's obviously some really bad games over there, but I loved every single one of them and Kingdom Hearts. Those two and what's really crazy about Kingdom Hearts? I remember roasting it. I hearts those two. And what's really crazy about kingdom hearts? I remember roasting it. I remember thinking it was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. So I remember specifically it was my that's why I never played it so my middle sister.
Speaker 1:When I saw that, um, I was like man, who the fuck wants to play a game with disney, fucking characters. This is fucking stupid. The way I got into kingdom hearts was, uh, my cousin paul. He came over. He's like bro, have you, have you ever played Kingdom Hearts? That's such a shit game, dude. That has to be for babies because it's Disney, right, that's where my mind went. So when he brought it over, he's like no, no, no, you got to play, dude, I was obsessed.
Speaker 3:I hear the music From what? I hear about the music, the music's badass you have no idea.
Speaker 4:Another into Legend of Zelda. What the fuck is the story behind Link and Zelda? Like what is he to her? The reincarnations, oh.
Speaker 1:So the reincarnations, so the actual chronological order. First game is Skyward Sword and it's where you actually end the story. The goddess Hylia gave up her life to save the humans, and the reincarnation of that god is Zelda. And then the one that fought for the goddess Hylia is the hero of legend, which is Link, and that story is when, no, actually Link just existed. That's what it was. At the end of the game. I don't know if you ever played it, but you fight Demise the game. I don't know if you ever play it, but uh, you fight uh demise, and when link defeats the, he curses both zelda and uh link to be in eternal conflict. So in every generation they're just reborn. So whenever ganondorf or uh car um demise is reborn, zelda and uh link are reborn. So it's just a reincarnation.
Speaker 4:So my next question to that is does Zelda ever give up that ass, like with all them?
Speaker 1:times like Mario and Luigi.
Speaker 3:Mario and.
Speaker 4:Peach. I know, that's why I correct myself all those times he had to go to save Zelda, did he ever get that ass?
Speaker 1:so, technically, in Skyward Sword, yes, nice, nice, and the only other one that can be confirmed that that Link had something with somebody was the most important game out of all of them, and this is not a bias, this is actually chronologically proven by Zelda or Nintendo themselves is Ocarina of Time, because that one has three splits where you defeat ganon at the very end and it continues as two stories. So it either becomes the story uh, the adult storyline, where he continues his life after the seven years he skipped, or, uh, zelda, uh, returns him back as a child. So those two, two uh timelines is that the chibi one?
Speaker 3:see, I don't know, that's the kid kid one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, I don't know, that's the kid one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, wind Waker from EPU, so I'm learning as you speak.
Speaker 1:It's kind of convoluted. Sometimes it doesn't make sense, but it's there. And then there's a third timeline where Link falls to Ganon, where he gets defeated, and that's where the original Zeldas are going from. Because you're already in a world that's destroyed original zelda's are are going from, because you're already in a world that's destroyed and you have to rescue as the hero. So the the lore is kind it's it's kind of intense. And there's a video I like to watch because it's just really really good in detail. Um, I won't mention here because I can't uh, I can't remember the channel's name and I don't want to take credit for anything. So once, once I do, I'll probably post it in the chat, but it's it. But it's a really good story. It's very convoluted. There's a lot of things that even the main games don't explain, but if there's any other game that I think is more convoluted than that is Kingdom Hearts, and the only thing I can think that's as convoluted as Kingdom Hearts is Metal Gear Solid, because that game fucking doesn't make sense either.
Speaker 4:I've never played any of those Dude sense either, so I never played any of those dude kingdom hearts either. Doesn't make sense like the first.
Speaker 1:The first. Kingdom hearts is, I think, the third game chronologically. And uh, in metal gear solid there's so many goddamn big bosses it doesn't make sense. I haven't even played it. I've played one game and it's eli's eli pop's favorite series, and he tried to explain to me.
Speaker 3:I was like I'm lost am I the only person that gets metal gear solid and metal gear slug mixed together all the time?
Speaker 1:okay, I'm glad I'm not the only person, but those are the games that influence me the most and obviously, if I know that much, what about you, joe um, I would say the game series that I play the most, man, it probably have to be GTA.
Speaker 3:Because I can remember playing. You took my answer. You took my answer. Well, I mean you still can, but I mean I ain't got much to say on it. But like.
Speaker 2:I remember playing.
Speaker 4:The very first GTA I remember playing was the top-down one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the top-down one, GTA 2. I only played that one because of Pimsy the very first PlayStation.
Speaker 3:And my favorite thing to do was fart burp, fart burp and run over people. That's all I knew how to do. Really, that's what you did. I played yeah, the only time I played was on a burnt cd, for wow yeah, for the ps1, and it was just hard I didn't like it.
Speaker 1:I mean it's. It's not the greatest grand theft auto, but it was. It was definitely unique that's where the like, the, the ds versions and like the gameboy advance it's the driving part.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's top down that's funny because mine was a same thing, but uh, mine got me started with the gta 3 dude and as much shit as I catch for this. That's my least favorite one I hate it too, but that was the only one that we had. Yeah, I skipped pimps by city loved that one he absolutely adored.
Speaker 1:I was like dude, I don't want to play this one.
Speaker 3:So boring your mono, don't talk I just I want my mono talking in their hands and I overanalyzed the whole fucking game.
Speaker 1:Here we go again but the whole thing with grand theft auto 3 and this. This just might be me personally, but even though I personally do like a grayscale, I thought Grand Theft Auto 3 was so dull in colors. That's why I got bored of it. It was really dull.
Speaker 3:It was very dark.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that's why Vice City really caught my attention, because everything was colorful. I was like oh, this is cool.
Speaker 3:I really care for Vice City.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and Tony, I think that's what his name was right, he is, he was cool, he was a douche, and I think another honorable mention of games that I played a lot of growing up was Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 2:Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 4:Deception, wasn't it? Annihilation was another one. No, no Deception. I remember Shaolin Monks, the last one we talked about.
Speaker 1:There's Armageddon.
Speaker 4:Armageddon.
Speaker 3:Whichever one that has the crypt where you get to move around.
Speaker 4:But that open world, one that's my, favorite one where you can make a mortal. Yeah, mortal, making Y'all remember that open world one. It was like the very first open world Mortal Kombat, and I can't remember the exact.
Speaker 1:I thought that was Shaolin Monks. No, no, no, was it before the Xbox?
Speaker 3:Yes, oh, I remember playing that one hardcore Mark II Used to watch him play kick-ass on fighting games. Oh it was.
Speaker 4:Deception, that's right.
Speaker 2:Is that the?
Speaker 4:one with the crypt no, no, no or the running one.
Speaker 4:Deception, and it all makes sense. It all makes sense because I remember playing that one through all the way you're I forget the name of the main character that you're playing as, but you're going through, you know, trying to free up shit and do what you have to do, and when it comes to the very end of the game it turns out you were actually helping the bad guy and you you fuck some shit up and you merged outworld with the fucking earth realm and things like that, and your brother's soul is mine, so that that's probably why it was called mortal kombat.
Speaker 4:Deception now that I think about it. But yeah, deception was a really good one, master boricho. Oh man, me and my brother always had a line we'd fucking say, was master boricho's always throwing up, farting, doing some crazy shit. All I can remember is oh master boricho, crack a dojo window.
Speaker 1:Oh wow but yeah, so was that your game, that yeah?
Speaker 3:oh yeah, um, like I said, I skipped vice city, which I remember playing san andre's fifth grade 2005 oh yeah, I think that's the one that put the most time yeah out of all the gts, gta5 maybe just because it's the most modern?
Speaker 1:no, no, we no.
Speaker 3:We don't talk about GTA 5.
Speaker 1:Wait, why not? That's a great game, that is.
Speaker 2:Just because you didn't have it.
Speaker 3:Hey man, I have the dumb money to buy it. I just choose not to play it or buy it. Well, because?
Speaker 3:it's so far gone, no apparently you don't know me well enough to buy dumb indie games that look like they're shit and I'll still try and play them. True, but yeah, um, chandra is, I know that game back of my hand, bro. I know I still know cheat codes right now, like let's do the? Um the hell, the freaking guns. There's no, no cops. Uh, fat strong, wait, come on games. Super. Um, how do you say ahead of its time? I really wish they would put the new games, kind of like that.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of mechanics in San Andreas that were never reintroduced, which? Is kind of disappointing Cup of Coffee was one of my favorites, if you know what that means. That was my least favorite Every time we had to go do a date mission I made sure nobody was like gonna come in and I'm just like let's turn it down whether or not never mind turn down the tv.
Speaker 3:are you sure you want your child playing this 17m rated game? Yes, this game includes Sure.
Speaker 4:Yo, now that you say that, a game that I remember getting.
Speaker 3:Playboy.
Speaker 4:No, no, no. A game I remember getting for Xbox, the original Xbox. I was gonna say that, but I forgot the name the original Xbox BMXXX.
Speaker 2:Oh, S-X-S-S, no, no no, bmx, that was the titleicky.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, bmx. That was the. That was the title of the game BMX XX.
Speaker 4:It was a BMX game and you could do all sorts of shit, but whenever you would complete a certain mission, you would fucking unlock A fucking man. What is it? Hold on, I could fucking brain fart. You'd unlock a cut scene where it's a bitch stripping, dancing, showed titties and all what the fuck bmx game.
Speaker 4:It was called bmx xx dude. I remember that game so fucking vividly because I remember them telling my parents when we get a hey, you sure it is. You know, this game contains nudity and all sorts of stuff like that. Yeah, it's fine, whatever the fuck like that. Bro, when I figured out you could do that, and then I figured out there was cheat codes where you could just fucking unlock all the fucking cut scenes oh he's right, that's where I became a man. That's all I'm saying Damn.
Speaker 1:And to last, on that note, I think the last game that I was really obsessed on the ps2 before the end of its era was, uh, death jam fight for new york oh bro, I played that game fucking religiously yeah, I played a lot of that game you know how many times I redid that whole story mode same same I wish I could get that emulator from my computer I have it, it's great, yeah, yeah, oh man, you know how many times I bought that game and same. You know how much that game costs nowadays.
Speaker 3:I want to say over $100.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Easily yeah.
Speaker 3:Easily man yeah that game is so fucking expensive.
Speaker 1:It's one of the ones I want to have in my studio for collection purposes, because I spent way too much on that game.
Speaker 3:Man playing that game so much, created that whole ring, that ring man, that that playing that game so much created that whole, that ring, yeah, and then, like I had played it so much where I couldn't pass after you, make a new mortal, to make you know, yeah, yeah the loading screen would get stuck same for real yeah, absolutely same.
Speaker 1:I played it so much I ringed it so it was just like uh that laser reads real hard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, especially if you constantly play it.
Speaker 1:So it is what. It is All right, but yeah, thank you, Neons, for that question. It was a fantastic question Question.
Speaker 3:Question for us Croissant. Oh, you made me draw my croissant. Croissant, you're my little croissant. You're my little croissant.
Speaker 1:But yeah, keep them coming. I know that somebody. I don't want to mention their names, but someone that Joe had told us that got pissed off, that we chose Apple iPhone and fucking Sony over Xbox and.
Speaker 4:Android. I won't say his actual name, but Disastrous Loquat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, so he was the one. Yeah, Disastrous Loquat. Yeah, he got offended. Yeah, he said he was going to come after us, for obviously choosing.
Speaker 4:Apple because he says that Android is God tier.
Speaker 1:I mean, everything's God tier when you're an Android user, everything's a God tier.
Speaker 2:Womp, womp.
Speaker 1:Just kidding.
Speaker 4:Just kidding.
Speaker 1:Anyways, so I got the first r slash. Ask Reddit Are you ready for this?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yes.
Speaker 1:So it's like what is the worst thing you've done to an ex? Now we don't have to give our person stories if you don't want to Now. But I read one that made me fucking laugh. That was so fucking awesome. So it's right here.
Speaker 1:So it's by Some Drilling Implied, not an ex, but one time I was talking to two girls from Tinder at the same time. Unbeknownst to me, they were best friends. How ironic, I know, dude. They must have gotten to talking and realized they were talking to the same guy. They had sent me a barrage of nasty messages, calling me a fuckboy and the like. I kind of just laughed it off and chalked it up as a loss. Probably would have done myself the same. Know the same thing. A few hours later, one of the girls texted me again and she said that she wasn't mad at me, just surprised that I would pursue someone as ugly as her friend and then that she was still interested in meeting up for uh for a date she wanted the weewees yeah she wanted the weewees yeah so she's like and he was like um.
Speaker 1:So I took a screenshot of what she wrote and said to the other friend and blocked them both wow. Well, to to counter that, that dude's talking to people, exactly, he's looking for a candidate right, right, okay, and see, this is, this is where I get into like to dating yeah, so when you're dating, whatever you know, you're talking to people cool right right now, if you're starting to get exclusive, that's when I have a problem with that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you gotta shut everybody out there's another.
Speaker 1:There's another thread, sorry about that. There's another thread where it was just like you know it threw me off. This guy was basically saying I hate the dating scene as a later 30 year old because, uh, I was starting to feel this vibe I'm paraphrasing, but I'm starting to feel this vibe with this one chick. But then she, he was like, and we had sex.
Speaker 1:You know, I thought we're starting to become more exclusive right right and uh, when he brought that up, she was like, oh, I have another date this friday with somebody else, but she really likes talking to me too, so what do I do? I was like and I was reading the comments, man, fuck that. Like I could not deal with it. I could not. Well, then she gave up the coochie meow, meow. Yeah, like for me. Maybe I'm old school and that's, I'm okay with that. I resign myself to that right, I'm not a person that wants to fuck everything so when I do have sex.
Speaker 1:I have that emotional connection with that person right right, right so like it's just one of those things where, if I'm willing, even though I'm a dude, even though some women don't want to admit this, some guys do have that, that seriousness with sex. So when I have sex with you, that means I have really like, I really just want to be with you.
Speaker 4:Right, right, you know I didn't get a lot of pussy to begin with. You hand me something like what's up?
Speaker 3:I want some more. I'm going to stay with you. I like you now. I'm stuck on you, yeah.
Speaker 1:So was fucking hilarious. But do anybody want to admit what they?
Speaker 2:the worst thing they've done.
Speaker 1:No, name no name drops, unless you want to. It doesn't really matter to me.
Speaker 3:Buddha kind of knows what. Well, I hope he remembers After my.
Speaker 4:I'm shaking my head, no.
Speaker 3:My, my big breakup Right right right. You know so and so Right right so-and-so.
Speaker 2:Right, right, bro man I tried.
Speaker 3:People who know me, they know I'm not a hoe.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 3:I tried to open that inner hoe, did you? No? But I kind of threw myself out there so I felt stupid, you know. So I went after the best friend to hurt yeah, I know, that's a big one, yeah, man. And then the best friend went to him and was like oh, he's like I wanted to ask, you know, just in case, you know it was all right. And then I was like he was like, he told him it was okay. But then again, from you know, the other party was like oh, you fucked my best friend, I'm like dude. From you know, the other party was like oh, you fucked my best friend, I'm like dude. Like there was an attempt, there was nothing there, we didn't even try, like well I tried, but there was nothing there, so that that's pretty fucked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's pretty fucked up to go after the best friend because you know trying to hit the heart, you know women are evil.
Speaker 1:I mean I agree, women are evil. I mean, I agree, women are evil. I say both parties are evil. But yeah, just for those people that say that women don't do no wrong, y'all go evil too.
Speaker 3:There ain't no fear, like a woman scorned. Oh yeah, I agree, I completely agree, men definitely damn well know that.
Speaker 1:And lesbians?
Speaker 3:Yeah, but that's mine. To be honest, I really regret that because that caused a lot of drama in my life at the moment.
Speaker 1:Right Before I met Buddha. So that's the thing. I don't think I've ever done anything wrong to my exes.
Speaker 3:I don't think I've ever done it Me either.
Speaker 1:Usually I'm cool. I'm more of a person that gets really heartbroken.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean I've said some fucked up shit. I haven't even gone that far. No, I mean I have.
Speaker 1:I'm the type of person that if the party isn't there to defend themselves, I won't talk shit.
Speaker 4:Right right right.
Speaker 2:I can't.
Speaker 1:It's just one of those things where I don't want to sound biased. If I'm going to air out my dirty clothes about somebody, we're going to be there, so they look just as stupid as I do. Does that make sense? Yes, you're innocent to some extent. Yes, because I'm not perfect, definitely not perfect.
Speaker 3:You're innocent to some extent. Yeah, because I'm not perfect. Definitely not perfect, but we said we're perfect in the beginning of the podcast.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I am perfect. Whoever said I wasn't? That was just an alien.
Speaker 2:That wasn't me that was interference. I am perfect, no.
Speaker 1:So like with the ex that doesn't like you apparently. I don't know how the fuck that can be. I have a lot of things I could say. I have a lot of things I could say. Right right, but what am I going to gain?
Speaker 3:Nothing, just word of mouth, and then Right.
Speaker 1:And the thing that makes it the best part for me personally, is that they always come back.
Speaker 2:And at that point.
Speaker 1:I'm just like no, yep.
Speaker 4:It's just like, I'm just not.
Speaker 1:I'm about second chances. I really truly am. No one's perfect. We make mistakes, shit like that. Sure, first of all, I'm never giving the second chance to cheaters, because that's what happened.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right Same.
Speaker 2:So I was just like nah, Because the trust is gone. Yeah, I can't trust you anymore. That's it Right.
Speaker 1:But other than that's dope, we tried that's all that we mattered. Some went sour, some went bad. You know our mutual friend. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3:So it didn't work out, it didn't work out and no hard feelings, yeah, no hard feelings, we'll move on for it right.
Speaker 1:I just never go out of my way to make someone look bad. I've never done something there'sfully.
Speaker 3:There's no satisfaction in that at the end of the day. No, because at the end of the day you're hurting yourself yeah.
Speaker 1:Because, as you said, you regretted it, because, this wasn't me.
Speaker 3:It just created a lot of drama, because I was trying to create drama but I didn't think it was going to come back to me.
Speaker 1:It always does. Yeah, and if you're thinking about it, just don't do. It, don't do it.
Speaker 4:Don't go after, don't listen to these guys. The wise words of Emperor Palpatine do it no don't do it.
Speaker 1:Anakin regretted it don't do it.
Speaker 3:Don't go after your ex's best friend. That's fucked up well yeah, that's actually, but then again I've seen like back then in high school I used to see a lot of kids oh, not kids, but kids our age.
Speaker 2:I'd be like going in the inner circle and dating, but that shit was nasty.
Speaker 3:No offense to whoever you know, those inner circles.
Speaker 4:That happened a lot with my school.
Speaker 3:But then again, to be honest, it's really cool at the end of the day that they're all right to continue that circle of friendship and dating. Is this?
Speaker 1:though, because that circle of friendship and dating Is this, though, because it becomes very toxic because at that point they start talking shit about each other.
Speaker 3:But then again they could be talking shit.
Speaker 1:But at the end of the day, you don't know who to trust. Those aren't real friends, Alex. There's no way you would talk shit about me if I'm not present. Yeah, and vice versa.
Speaker 3:Right, right right.
Speaker 1:Now do I appreciate when out on my shit absolutely right right right and vice versa. But it's one of those things where, as soon as you're out of my presence and someone starts talking shit about you or yourself, buddha in my presence I'm like whoa, what the fuck is going?
Speaker 3:on like that's my best friend, like I can talk shit. That's not buddha's homeboy, that's my best friend get it corrected.
Speaker 1:Alex got really personal about my best friend.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can't see who was it who was it that had said that?
Speaker 4:one rosie, rosie she was like my brother, started a podcast with his girlfriend and his homeboy, and my sister was like bro alex was like it's, like, that's my fucking friend and they weren't talking about it in person.
Speaker 3:As many times I put emphasis. Well, not really much emphasis, but I was like my best friend my best friend.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just making it known. Yeah, I'm putting it out there putting label out there but yeah it's not my fault.
Speaker 4:She gets mad at me because she calls me a friend stealer. It's not my fault, but it's just you know yeah, but I mean because it gets you people love me like I get along with just about anybody but I really appreciate that, that my friends really appreciate him too as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it's, uh, it's definitely a new feeling for our friendship circle.
Speaker 3:It's kind of weird.
Speaker 1:We got a circle right now uh, so did you do anything to your exes?
Speaker 4:no, no, other than just fucking tell her that her baby daddy was right, that she is just another hoe from the southeast whoa, that's probably about it. That's pretty dang passed around, that's probably about it.
Speaker 3:See it stereotypical side of town, where you said that I ain't gonna repeat the side of town.
Speaker 4:It could be the southeast of fucking LA, southeast of fucking New York. Who knows what southeast we're talking about?
Speaker 3:Stereotypical southeast. Oh wow.
Speaker 1:I think that was my discord Biddy.
Speaker 2:Biddy.
Speaker 1:All. I think that was my discord. Alright, do I got anything for us.
Speaker 3:What is the weirdest food combination you love, but others would Find it really odd and borderline Gross. What is the weirdest food combination you love, but others Would find really odd and borderline Gross. Before I'm gonna throw myself out there. You love, but others will find really odd and borderline gross Hold on hold on, hold, on, hold, on, before I'm going to throw myself out there. The only two people who know this is my mom and Mark, and Mark still throws it in my fucking face.
Speaker 1:It's kind of crazy because her eyes are starting to twitch.
Speaker 3:Mixing my Timmy Chan rice with gravy Whoa. No, because, it rice with gravy? Whoa, no, because it comes with gravy. Yeah, with ketchup, oh that's weird yeah. I get a lot of frown upon doing that shit.
Speaker 4:You had me. I'm like that sounds pretty good.
Speaker 3:They threw ketchup on it? Yeah, no, it comes with gravy mixed with that shit.
Speaker 1:I'm the type of person that will always try it before I knock it. Don't do it.
Speaker 3:I did it as an adult. It's like Wevel with ketchup.
Speaker 4:But a lot of people like fucking ketchup on their eggs.
Speaker 3:But then again, if you're an adult and you're trying shit as a kid, true, true, true.
Speaker 4:So one thing I'm glad you fucking said that, because I was kind of stingy about that the other day. Yeah, I enjoy ketchup on my tamales. Fuck y'all if y'all hate it.
Speaker 1:Oh dude, that's fucking disgusting.
Speaker 4:That's from the palm. That's from the palm. How dare you? Disgusting. I'm not going to knock it to you, try it.
Speaker 2:No, I have. It's disgusting.
Speaker 4:No, but then again, I know people out there are not going to drop names. This motherfucker said they put fucking what was no no, no, no.
Speaker 1:Both of you are not Mexican, no more. I'm revoking your brown cards.
Speaker 4:No, you can't do that.
Speaker 1:Now he's becoming more translucent.
Speaker 3:He's getting peddled by the second. It's fainting my melanin, my melanin.
Speaker 1:No, no, so I mean, it is what it is. I've heard that one before the one that I think. I don't know, I don't think I have any weird food combinations personally.
Speaker 4:I throw my sister out there. When she was pregnant she had the weirdest fucking cravings. She was craving kolaches from Donut Wheel, the fucking little donut shop from across our high school, and one time we caught this bitch in a backseat eating a kolache and smearing fucking peanut butter on that bitch.
Speaker 2:That's disgusting, but she was pregnant, so I'll give her that. Yeah, I'll give her that.
Speaker 4:I've seen some weird fucking combinations yeah yeah, yeah but.
Speaker 3:Rosie, you still fancy that you can't do that to her.
Speaker 1:She was pregnant, that's what he just said, I will be fat girl. Sorry, I was. I've ever had. I don't know if you've ever eaten this for breakfast, but it's papas con huevo, like potatoes with eggs.
Speaker 3:Don't get Alex started on that. It's fucking delicious. Oh, that's my shit right there, Dude that's fucking delicious.
Speaker 1:Okay Now.
Speaker 3:Depends on how you make the papas.
Speaker 1:You always put the papas and then put the eggs after. How do?
Speaker 4:you make your papas. Lose me now.
Speaker 3:But then again, I like both.
Speaker 1:You gotta have them hard. Soft, where the outside's kind of toasted but the inside's kind of squishy, slightly browned. Yeah, of course, because you don't want it to be super mushy either, but you don't want it to be raw.
Speaker 4:That's where, so that's my thing.
Speaker 3:I've been getting after him all the time.
Speaker 4:It's funny that you bring that up because I love papas and huevos in the morning, but I like them separate, separate.
Speaker 3:I make him breakfast every morning before he goes to work.
Speaker 4:For some reason it's just mediasco whenever you fucking have them mixed together, and especially if they're not done correctly. I haven't did papas with huevo yet. It's like I don't know. It's just something that I've had them before. I guess the few times that I had them the papas were soft and not cooked.
Speaker 1:Or they're overcooked. No, no, not overcooked, Because overcooked that's when they get mushy.
Speaker 4:Okay, no, not soft, but I guess maybe not toast, not fried enough, my fat ass, you got to have it more fried.
Speaker 3:You need to put enough oil or butter in that shit to make it brown.
Speaker 1:So okay, okay, okay, here I'm going to give you something ghetto.
Speaker 3:My mom uses it. Cheat code Use French fries, cut that shit up, toast it, throw it on the stove. Okay, I can see that. And then you know toasting them up, and then, instead of cutting up, the papa use that.
Speaker 4:Ooh, I got one more One more, wait, wait.
Speaker 3:I didn't even get to finish mine.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. What do you expect?
Speaker 2:You start talking about food and you get the fellow fats fucking all around.
Speaker 3:I'm also fat.
Speaker 4:I know, I know, but we don't judge you with food hey honestly, I haven't eaten shit today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why I was crashing. I was crashing when we were moving this couch.
Speaker 3:Oh you're right, you ate huevo with chorizo and sunny side of egg with chorizo, with cheese and tortilla.
Speaker 1:So my weird combination is having the papas con huevo mixed, because I don't like them separated. That's fucking weird.
Speaker 3:Right, right. No, it's not, it's regular, that's normal to me.
Speaker 1:To y'all. Y'all are weird.
Speaker 3:Okay, continue.
Speaker 1:Is I like to add ketchup to it? Okay, but okay.
Speaker 4:Okay, continue Is uh, I like to add ketchup to it.
Speaker 1:Okay, but Okay, that sounds that's not weird.
Speaker 4:That sounds normal for me, cause the papa.
Speaker 1:It was fucking good.
Speaker 4:That saves it for me Now.
Speaker 1:Now have that in mind. Do you know what migas are? Yes, I was just about to bring that up. I love you.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, keep on.
Speaker 1:Migas are fucking delicious With ketchup.
Speaker 3:Okay, I never tried them with ketchup.
Speaker 1:Try them with ketchup. They fucking slap.
Speaker 3:They're so fucking good. How do you Hold on? Hold on, hold on, before you jump into that. How do you make your tortillas with the migas? Do you have them like crispy, slightly crispy, kind of soft Crispy? Crispy?
Speaker 1:Not where they're hard, not that hard. That's how I like mine. No, no, I don't want to make them that hard. So I cut them into squares and then like los oro, just a little bit, to where they're starting to get crispy. Then I add the eggs so it doesn't over crisp, so it has a nice crunch, but tampoco where I'm breaking my teeth.
Speaker 3:Right, right, right. It has that soft and crispy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then I add the ketchup in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to be fancy, you throw the chorizo in there. So here's a little something that my grandma here's something that my grandma so my grandma.
Speaker 4:I miss her cooking so much. So what my grandma would say is whenever one of her favorite things was migas con huevos. But sometimes she says that Her cheat code?
Speaker 4:Yeah, she had a little cheat code for it. If she didn't feel like cutting up the migas and frying them up and everything her cheat code was, she always had a little fucking little 50 cent bags of of, uh, of chips. She fucking put fritos oh no shit, fritos and the eggs like that, and it was perfect because it would soften up, but it still had a little crunch and it was salty enough because you know they were fucking tortilla chips yeah, so if y'all ever try it out watch I, I'm telling you.
Speaker 3:Bro. I made it for him on his grandma's birthday she made me cry.
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna lie. She made me cry.
Speaker 3:Man. Because I told her about that a long time ago, yeah, like, maybe like half a year ago.
Speaker 4:Oh, no shit, yeah, my grandma was probably still around when I told her about this, and then we didn't have tortillas at the time either. Yeah, this past April 2nd it was my grandma's birthday and she passed back in September and when I woke up getting ready for work, she's like hey, I got a surprise for you.
Speaker 3:Hurry up, get dressed.
Speaker 4:Yeah, hurry up and get dressed, and it was a plate of migas con huevos, but with Fritos, like my grandma used to do it, with chorizo in it. I'm like man, I fucking love you so much.
Speaker 3:Man that shit slap yeah but then again, if you're, like you know, diabetic, or like you're trying to have high blood pressure don't do it, don't do it because, you know, the Fritos have a lot of salt and then the chorizo, the kind of chorizo you get.
Speaker 4:you know, Just do it without chorizoos you don't got all the extra salt the chorizo. Oh, my God, the huevos and the Fritos Do it. Give it a try. Let me know what y'all think. Shout out to my grandma for that one. I'm always going to remember that one. So I got one and this is kind of just something, that it's not really a Reddit question, but I mean, mean, I guess it can be a little question what's something maybe in the workplace that bothers you or upsets you or just kind of grinds?
Speaker 1:your gears grinds my gears literally just talked about this. One to y'all on the way back from my girlfriend's house was the fact that I have to. Okay, so long story short, me and my girlfriend are interested in marrying each other. That's not news to anybody. We're just waiting for certain familial reasons. Um, so I have to go. I go in the office every single day. My girlfriend primarily works from home, but unfortunately, with the big storm that just happened, um, she's been having to go into the office right right so she always asked me why do you wear a wedding band?
Speaker 1:I was like, because there's some women I'm not going to speak on who home records they're they hit on me and I'm like, I find that very disrespectful, like they look.
Speaker 4:They look at that dome of yours like is it as?
Speaker 2:smooth as the sat down below. Oh my god, mr clean.
Speaker 1:That's what my girlfriend calls me on her phone but, because, I'm brown she calls me mr fabuloso
Speaker 2:oh I love that. Shake your head, babe, oh my god so, uh.
Speaker 1:So she had to go into the office today and she's like I had to put one of my rings on my wedding finger because you're absolutely right. I was like, yeah, people do not fucking understand they don't understand boundaries when it comes to work.
Speaker 3:Relax like dude.
Speaker 1:This is a workplace, first of all. This ain't for. Do not fucking understand, they don't understand boundaries. It's like dude, relax Like dude. This is a workplace, first of all this ain't for you to come and hit on people.
Speaker 3:Right, you know.
Speaker 1:So you know she escalated the issue. I said so that's one of the major things that irks me at work. Like you know, cool we're, you will not disrespect my girlfriend in front of me.
Speaker 2:Right, right right.
Speaker 3:Even if she's not present.
Speaker 1:You damn well will respect her, because that's why I wear the ring.
Speaker 3:Sometimes people can't take rejection. I had that problem before. Yeah, no, no, no, no, yeah, absolutely, absolutely After you tell them like dude, I'm with somebody, get the clue, yeah, and you still try to pass that that that's right Anytime that happens, I'm always like, yeah, me and my girlfriend. Emphasis on the girlfriend, yeah.
Speaker 1:Or like when I'm waiting at the office, I was like, yeah, me and my wife. Ooh yeah, I literally say yeah, me and my wife, because I have the band.
Speaker 3:So I'm like, oh yeah, me and my wife. Well, it could be fiance.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm wiping her up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what's man, and it fucking irks me because it happens. It's the same kind of fucking people. It's my people, the browns. What do you? Mean by my, the people of my color, and happen to be the people of my size. Oh my god these motherfuckers come into my job and eat your lunch.
Speaker 2:No, no, no. So all of our, all of our, all of our products.
Speaker 4:I work okay, I'm not gonna to say what, where, when the name of it but I work at a liquidation place, right, a tool liquidation store, and everything is marked 30% off retail. So we have price tag stickers with two different prices the top saying what it was and then what it is now, the top price being with the price of the item at Home Depot. I know where you're going with this Hold on, hold on price being with the price the price of the item at I know where you're going with this.
Speaker 4:Hold on, hold on the price of those people, probably the price of the item at home depot and then the price, you know, the art price, the cheaper price. Every one of our products has one of those stickers. It irks my fucking soul when a brown, fat motherfucker and I'm only saying that because I'm brown and fat, but it's usually the ones that I've noticed, that's the ones that do it they coming in and they're like Oiga, ¿cuánto vale ese Bro? The fucking sticker's right. Bend over you, fat neck bastard.
Speaker 3:They're illiterate. They're illiterate to the English.
Speaker 4:No, you don't have to speak English To read fucking numbers Fucking shit the dollar sign, yeah, and then, oh sorry, because it's not in pesos.
Speaker 3:Motherfucker 3,000 pesos.
Speaker 4:It's like 3 dollars. We do the conversion For you. I don't know the currency. The conversion is like a dollar yeah 50,000 pesos. So these motherfuckers Would be sending and I know, 460,849 pesos. I'm sorry. Either they're too fucking fat and lazy to goddamn bend over and look at the tag.
Speaker 1:I'm just I've never heard the insult fat neck bastard. That's my first time ever hearing that. Imagine that.
Speaker 4:Somebody has a fat fucking neck and you can't really look down too much, but you're going to have to fucking bend over.
Speaker 1:I guess I'm sorry. I know I deviated from your story, but that's fucking funny.
Speaker 4:Anyways, continue. So yeah, and I think either they're just too fat and fucking lazy to fucking bend over and look at the prices down there.
Speaker 3:They're trying to be cheap, whoa you down. They're trying to lower the price down. They're haggling you. There you go, we'll use that word.
Speaker 4:instead We'll just throw a little bird's fucking car right where she said that word. I'm a haggler myself that fucking irks the shit out of me when they're like, hey, uh, how much is that right there? Fucking bend over and fucking look at the tag that all of these goddamn machines have. Like bro, it's right there. And they do it because they're hoping I'm gonna tell them a different price. Oh, why does it say that right there?
Speaker 1:Like I fucking know it If I ever I never, well, I wouldn't say I never worked retail because I technically did, but that's besides the point. If I ever got into those situations, I'd increase the price.
Speaker 2:Asshole. Yeah like, Increase the price.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Like, if it's $8 and you're trying, I was like oh, it's 12. Like, but at least. Well, why you ask?
Speaker 3:Hey, you got a big ass point. Man, I'm going to do that.
Speaker 2:You got a point. What the fuck Like don't ask me.
Speaker 4:Yeah, if you could read, if you could point it out has a sticker that says the fucking price, yeah, so if that is true, I've been there twice and he's right.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, yeah. So that's what, personally, I would do, because I don't play with stupidity. Like, if you're trying to haggle with me, be at least up front about it, but if you're trying to like, hey what?
Speaker 4:is. It bugs the fuck out of me If they feel that entitlement.
Speaker 1:they were like oh, I want to shop here. Okay, cool, I have 50,000 more people.
Speaker 4:I got you, it's fine.
Speaker 1:It's not my business.
Speaker 4:Right, right, right. And they're like yeah, that's exactly what they don't understand. They're like trying to sit there and haggle the prices, which you're like, dude, this is sell it to you.
Speaker 3:I'm the salesman.
Speaker 1:That's why, like I've worked retail before and I understand it, like if you work at Target, walmart and stuff obviously those are set prices.
Speaker 3:You can't change those. You can't really do anything about it. You can go to the back and that's it.
Speaker 1:But if you're going to some like private, like seller like a liquidation seller or that's just dumb, because I will honestly double the price.
Speaker 3:If it's like 20 bucks, it's 40. No, and our people work cheap. They're trying to get the cheapest price and I don't blame you, I get that every day.
Speaker 1:But that's the thing. Like if I came in and I didn't know Joe, I'd be like, hey bro, is there anything we could work on?
Speaker 4:Like be honest with the guy, be upfront If he says no, because some people just don't understand. No, I can't give you it for this price. If someone asks for a fucking price, I'm like I'm sorry, sir, due to our prices already being marked 30% off of retail and already at a discounted price, I can no longer. You know, I can't lower that price anymore, Just try and sound as fucking professional as possible, but on the inside I'm like no, you fucking cheap bastard, Just fucking pay the price price on Home Depot.
Speaker 4:If this is too much money go fucking pay for it on Home Depot and pay 30% more.
Speaker 1:That's the thing I like to haggle, but in a healthy haggle Like okay. I go to pawn shops. I'm like, hey, how long has this been here? They're like okay, I was like now for everything. So sometimes pawn shops work with you with that. But I mean different rules, right, obviously y'all have set prices are different compared to. That's what I'm saying that's what I was about. That's what I'm saying, like, yeah, it's different because they might have set prices and that's just kind of it pawn shops really go by.
Speaker 1:If we're being honest here, they usually go by ebay or google oh, I know, I had a friend that worked on a pawn shop.
Speaker 3:He explained it to me they try to rip you off.
Speaker 1:It was kind of crazy because, uh, fun fact, fun story. Um, he was my old co-host. If I'm not gonna name drop here, but he was my old do it, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:And uh, he was working at a pawn shop and he like, at one one point in time he got someone pawned a freemason ring. Oh wow, dude. Like he said, like in the hour, like the hour after the second, like fucking van showed up and be like we need to buy that right now. And they bought it and they knew exactly who sold it. So it was just like we never saw the person again, who knows what the fuck. But they paid top dollar, absolute top dollar, for that ring. It was kind of nuts.
Speaker 2:It was kind of actually scary it was kind of intimidating at that point.
Speaker 3:The only time I haggle at the pawn shop, like I mentioned earlier, with indie games or games that just look like they just don't sell, yeah five dollars, give me that bitch for like two bucks. That's just gonna sit there, yeah, and then you're gonna eventually just throw it away or whatever. Just give it to me for two dollars, like, come on, you see the sticker on there, work with me yeah, work with me and it's but anyways, that's that's.
Speaker 1:That's that's what I face at work. Uh, what do you face at work? Do you face anything at?
Speaker 3:work man that really grinds your gears people try to think you're trying to be friends with them or try to get on a too friendly level like like okay, you're new and sometimes you know, some people are just too chatty and thinking oh, maybe this person it might be the fact that, yeah, that's a social nah, you know how many times I got me in trouble being too chatty.
Speaker 3:And then the one time that I stopped being too chatty, I get in trouble. I'm like which one do you want me to be? Because I could be like Y'all guys can't see it Alex's face. I could be the most friendliest person ever and very be an open book with you, but to a certain extent.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:But then again, this is the workplace. We're not here to be friends, we're here to make money.
Speaker 1:I mean, yeah, you're trading your time for money.
Speaker 3:But, then again it also makes the work. Y'all have a different situation when it comes to friendship on a different level. Me, I never have nobody you know to be, to be, you know, on that type of level, so I'm kind of just just there by myself, you know. So I don't know just as many times that you know, I try to, you know, just be myself. That shit never works out.
Speaker 3:I always get in trouble so it's just people talking to you yeah, I don't know, like I don't get it because I can't, I can't explain it because I, I feel you as an introvert.
Speaker 1:I get you. I got you. My question is how the fuck did we start talking?
Speaker 3:if that was the case, um, because she was a lot worse.
Speaker 1:Back meet your friends, but who was it anita?
Speaker 3:was it anita, nina and melissa? Okay, because I don't. And those two people are very, very open. You see how we used to. Okay, pretend we're in here. One's sitting on my lap, one's right here Like we're Whoa.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck. Yeah, that was constant.
Speaker 3:It was Melissa definitely sitting on her, that's why a lot of people thought, like, is that your girlfriend? I'm like no, that's how they just do shit. Yeah, so melissa would definitely be sitting on alex and then anita would be right there next to her. Yeah, like I'm I don't know, but then again we're just like so, like the middle of the pretzel. So there, it was no awkwardness when it happened. So I don't know, but with them it was just different and it was somebody else's like oh, get away from me I don't want to sit close.
Speaker 1:They just, they just say hi yeah okay, so I got, I got a story for you and this is from r slash, am I wrong?
Speaker 1:you're wrong, okay, questioning my girlfriend and losing trust. My girlfriend and I have been together for two years and have a six month old uh daughter. Before last week I was certain I would marry her and we uh, we would be happy together. On last tuesday she told me she was leaving the house to do door dash for a bit. She's a stay-at-home mom while our daughter is young, so she does this to make a little money for herself. She called me while I was working, complaining that I had the stroller, which isn't suspicious suspicious in itself, because sometimes an order requires her to go inside a mall or another building and she uses the stroller to bring the baby inside. But she was extra upset about it today. I told her I would finish the appointment and I was uh and I was. I was at and meet up with her to drop off, and she said, okay, I finished the appointment, called her and she doesn't answer. I text her and head to the cvs nearby to get a drink and other stuff. I call her again when I arrive and still no answer and no response to my previous text.
Speaker 1:At this point I'm still gonna get a little worried, because she was. She normally responds quickly. Get my stuff from cvs, get back in the car and call again, to no answer. At this point it's been 30 minutes since my first call, so now I'm worried something is wrong. I pulled up her location because we share each other's locations and her phone is in the middle of the park. I sit and watch it for about 10 minutes and it's moving down a trail of the park and I call again still no answer. Now I'm thinking maybe it's been stolen or something. I'm really worried about her and our daughter.
Speaker 1:Luckily, the park was six minutes from me and so I drove, drove over, and what do I see? As I'm parking, she was walking down the trail holding our daughter with some other guy. Ooh, I knew it. I get out and call her name, but she's too far away so I try to walk quickly to catch up. She's ignoring you, perra desgraciada. She's ignoring you. But I get close enough.
Speaker 1:They are near a second parking lot and I call her name again. They both turn around and then walk fast into the parking lot after seeing me. Then she turns back and walks towards me while he goes to his car. I ask who the fuck that is and what's going on. She says he's just an old friend and they were catching up. I ask why she didn't answer or tell me about this, et cetera. And she says her phone was on silent and she didn't answer or tell me about this, etc. And she says her phone was on silent and she didn't think I would like her hanging out with him, so she didn't tell me. First of all, it's not over, but that's a problem. Like, don't assume that I'm not going to like it.
Speaker 3:They're together, right. Yeah, they've been together for two years.
Speaker 1:Two years and they have a six-month-old. So, bro, now I don't know exactly. I don't exactly trust her. And she did DoorDash again yesterday for the first time since then. She sent the little shared Dash link to me so I could see her location. It's parentheses. I didn't ask or expect this of her and I was watching it and I noticed it says no active orders, but she was driving anyways and gets to an apartment complex and is there for about 20 minutes. I called her and asked how it was going. She said good, but she was coming home soon because she was tired. I asked why we was taking. I asked why it was, uh, why it says she didn't have any orders but she was at an apartment and she just instantly got mad and started saying she wasn't going to be with someone who couldn't trust her and hung up. She gets home and tells me she's going to her sister's for a day or two, packs it back, turns off her location sharing and leaves our daughter with me now she gotta go some pv.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's a freaking lying.
Speaker 1:She's gonna go to a weewee's appointment now sitting here with no way to go to work and I haven't been able to get a hold of her or her sister. Was I wrong for distrusting her and asking questions?
Speaker 3:no, no update.
Speaker 1:She called and is on her way home. Obviously we need to talk, but I'm not even sure what to say. She thinks I have no reason whatsoever to not trust her and if I don't, uh, and if I don't just trust her and forget about it, then she doesn't think she can be with me and she will no longer be sharing her location with me. I'm honestly leaning towards just trying to forget about it and move on, because the thought of not having my daughter to come home to every day is devastating. I don't know, I guess, unless I somehow get undeniable proof of something, I have to back off he needs to back off.
Speaker 3:In general, he can't be using that child as leverage. What do you mean from parents perspective? He can't be using that child as leverage. What do you mean From parents' perspective? He can't be thinking, oh, he could be going to this. How do you say manipulation to this chick that ain't being trustful with him and kind of lingering on because they have a?
Speaker 1:kid. I think he's saying that he wants to back off for his daughter.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like saying I'm willing to forget this, to have my daughter here with me, because I think he knows, as I stated in the last episode, that the court systems will always favor women to a certain extent right no, no, no no like and what's crazy. What's crazy? No, hold on, hold on. And I just have more proof to say about this no, go ahead okay. So now it's even gotten worse. Okay, first of all, I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna say that this isn't an asshole. I don't think he should back off.
Speaker 3:No, he's not.
Speaker 1:I don't think he should back off, and everyone in the comments that I've been reading so far has been saying that she's gaslighting him.
Speaker 2:It just sounds like it.
Speaker 1:But the thing I'm saying about the core systems literally and I mean this with absolutely love and respect, because I have one in the room at the moment, but in now, in certain states I'm not gonna say which states, but in certain states now, if you date a single mother and you have any type of interaction, like let's just say for y'all guys, you have any interaction with her son and let's just say it didn't work between y'all two, the legal courts will favor her, to put you on child support.
Speaker 3:What?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're not the biological dad and you can still you, alex, can sue Buddha for being on child support Because he abandoned you.
Speaker 4:I'm upset, you said you weren't going to name drop the states because fuck them, I wouldn't do that. That going to name drop the states because fuck them, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1:And you're telling me the court systems aren't favoring mothers. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:But not all mothers are fit mothers. Oh yeah, true.
Speaker 1:I agree with you. What I'm saying is the court systems will always be against the dad, unless they have proof. And this was funny because the woman that actually talked about it it was a woman and she was like this isn't making it. On paper it might seem like it's favoring mothers, but realistically it's making it harder for them to date, because if men know that, oh, I'm going to be put child support on something I can't even have any kind of authority on, I'm fucked. There's no way.
Speaker 2:I'm going to date a single mom.
Speaker 1:No way, and for our age it's ridiculous. That's crazy to me. How are you going to put someone like even if I had a kid and let's say they favored men and they said that they're going to put my current girlfriend. We break up on child support, that's stupid.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's stupid. Yeah, that's stupid. That's fucking dumb. Does it depend on marital status?
Speaker 1:Really Nope, yeah, no, as long as your example. In this hypothetical sense it's not real, obviously.
Speaker 3:Right right.
Speaker 1:Of course. But let's say, y'all have a fight to the point where now you do not want to be together.
Speaker 2:But because he has such a Y'all. Don't trust the poor Buddha.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, because you have such a relationship with them, even a small interaction with them, and it says this in the law yeah, yeah, that if he went to go pick up oh shit, your son from the school, that's enough to put him on child support. Wow, single moms are going to be single moms, that's it.
Speaker 3:Single moms are overestimating their market value. Dude it just, there's a group on Facebook.
Speaker 1:Look it up, I'm sure, but that's fucking crazy to me. That is absurd to me. Yeah, that's fucked up. Again, I'm looking at this from a woman's perspective. Maybe there's some good women out there, good moms out there, that now this law makes it so fucking hard to date men because men are terrified of being put on child support, like why it was hard kind of for me to like put my situation out there, you know with guys and um, absolutely the whole dating pool and you know kind of be scared to mention that.
Speaker 1:That's the thing I'm not talking. Don't date single moms. That's not the problem, that's definitely. It's just the court system laws that work.
Speaker 4:Sometimes you get a juice box after you tie that ass.
Speaker 3:Drinking that Welch juice in the refrigerator, that EBT.
Speaker 1:And if you find yourself a single mom out there and they're a lovely person, date her. They might be great. I you know there's lovely people out there that happen to be moms.
Speaker 3:Right, right but this law.
Speaker 1:If I was single, I wouldn't date a single mom.
Speaker 3:I don't blame you.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't either.
Speaker 3:if I was a man, no offense to myself and to you.
Speaker 1:But that's awful, that's awful. Yeah, but to?
Speaker 3:be honest for the men who actually do that. I really give them props for actually wanting to try. Yeah absolutely.
Speaker 1:You know, it's one of those things where it's just like I cannot commend both parties the men and the women that, regardless of how the laws are played against either, or that they still try to make this work.
Speaker 3:Right, right but that is.
Speaker 1:I have never in my life heard something so stupid. I mean, I've heard some stupid things and they come out of my mouth, but like to say somebody that has no authority. If, at the end of the day, we don't have authority over your child because they're not our child, but yet I have to pay for, like if I did. That's fucking ridiculous. That's ridiculous, that's rough. I just learned something new today, yeah, and that's a recent law like that.
Speaker 3:That's just recent. The only thing I know is a whole um adoption. Well, that's, that's different.
Speaker 1:That's, just that's yeah, I know, I know, but not like, like I said, if the roles were completely different, like even for our friend Anita, or, you know, our friends Right. They're screwed. The guys that date them are screwed.
Speaker 3:Fuck Dang, like I even feel bad for myself before, like you know this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, damn, that's crazy that sucks, because, again, I cannot iterate this much enough if I feel more sorry for the single mothers, because now it's just a no actually I feel more bad for the men because there's such a big pool of women, especially our age right.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of us who have kids already.
Speaker 1:This is this is no. No, you're absolutely right. I'm not arguing that fact. I'm just saying that the good women that are out there are unfortunate enough to be single with their mothers.
Speaker 3:They're already being judged for having a kid already, but that's my point.
Speaker 1:But now you don't even have the nice guys that are willing to look over it.
Speaker 4:Right, right, right, right. He's pointing at me.
Speaker 1:So it's just one of those things where it's just now impossible.
Speaker 3:Not for the bad moms out there, not for the bad, you know, whatever. Yeah, it's for the good moms. That now definitely men will never touch single mothers underestimate their market value. That came from a woman, didn't you?
Speaker 4:have a question that you were dying to ask me. I already did the the timmy chance oh, you did yeah I got one hold on.
Speaker 3:Okay, go ahead. You haven't. Did you ask one I?
Speaker 4:did, but this one, I thought was pretty. Mine's another food one, this is an interactive one where even our listeners can do after the podcast, and I'd like to see their results.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely. And again, I can't encourage you enough to voice your opinions. You know, if you find more knowledge out there, if you find more things to debate us, please do. I always welcome debate.
Speaker 3:I'm not a person that will get butthurt, and the things that we talked about. We would like to hear your opinions.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. So make sure to go to r slash, just pod or just stuff pod and put in your thoughts, your questions, all that kind of good stuff. So go ahead. Buddha, all right. So have both of y'all heard of the infamous Florida man, the bath salts guy.
Speaker 3:When you google Florida man and a whole bunch of crazy shit pops up okay, so you know where I'm going with this yes kinda.
Speaker 4:So there's so much wild shit that comes out of Florida and I've been to Florida.
Speaker 1:I fucking love it, it's awesome the bath salts guy, one of my best friends, live in Florida. That's why I went to go visit him last year.
Speaker 4:Florida's awesome. It's a mini.
Speaker 1:Texas and.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have y'all do a little fucking quick Google search.
Speaker 4:Do this. Go to Google and type in Florida man and then type in your birthday Not the year, just your birthday and watch some of the wild shit that was done on your birthday by some fucking Florida man. I'll go ahead and let me Google this too.
Speaker 1:Please oh my god. Wait my birthday or the year?
Speaker 4:No, just your birthday. It doesn't have to be the year.
Speaker 1:Okay, thank god, because I put my birthday and I'm kind of scared Alright, so right now we are all typing at the moment.
Speaker 3:Oh, wow, hold on. Can I share mine first, the first one that pops up, go ahead. Monday, july 23rd 2018. Florida man bites man. Florida man bites his brother's penis off, and then he and dot dot dot. Oh, florida man, hold on Having Florida man bites his penis, his brother's penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket. I don't know what a moral thing is.
Speaker 1:That had so many levels, because that's not only his cousin. I don't want it. I don't want to see it.
Speaker 3:Hold on, hold on For anybody who listens to the group Mudvayne. Mudvayne, the dude, the, the. I can't remember if he's the guitarist or the bassist. Not the one with the shit on his face, but the one with the horns on his head. That's what he looks like. If you need a look at the, if you need help to visualize Mudvayne guitarist.
Speaker 1:That's fucking nuts, the fact that he said my cousin, which is also his cousin, and I just don't know what's more offensive, that they did it on the fucking blanket, the DBZ blanket.
Speaker 3:Right, the DBZ blanket.
Speaker 1:I'd be so mad too, I'd be pissed if y'all did it on, like someone did that on my fucking Pikachu blanket, like I'd be pissed. I'd be very angry.
Speaker 3:And then, that being blood, it's probably going to be.
Speaker 4:What do you got Joe.
Speaker 1:Okay, so for September 10th, Florida man. Florida man twerks on officers during a traffic stop and gets tased.
Speaker 3:Dang. I think mine's pretty good so far.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's pretty crazy, mine is. Did you know mine already?
Speaker 1:Florida. Man tries to cross the ocean in Hamster Wheel.
Speaker 3:Oh, how adorable that man died February 17th. It's so hot in there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:February 17th 2022. Florida man asks underage girls to sniff their feet in exchange for vape pens.
Speaker 3:Gross. What a kink Dash Snyder.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, fatas Gross, what a kink Dash Snyder.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, Fatas Naked Florida. Man causes fire while baking cookies on a George Foreman grill.
Speaker 2:Why the?
Speaker 4:fuck would you?
Speaker 1:bake cookies on a George Foreman grill.
Speaker 4:I don't know man Fucking hell.
Speaker 2:What the fuck.
Speaker 4:There's a whole person.
Speaker 2:Florida man uses 90-year-old grandmother as a shield to avoid arrest.
Speaker 4:Florida man sentenced to three years for spitting on a 70-year-old man who asked for his social distance. That's the one that I fucking read when I asked for your birthday. Get out of here, wapa. Hey, give me some space. Man, 50 feet, who do? Who do? So I thought that was a little fun one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Florida man I'm not going to say his name, but Florida man mistakenly texted cops for drugs. What a titty. It's like those fucking posts on Facebook. It's like hey, there's recent contaminations on coke. Make sure you bring it into the police station.
Speaker 3:So we can test it for you. No, they're going to try it and put it in their own nose. You know what's so funny? Bring it into the police station to fucking test it for you.
Speaker 1:No, they're going to try it and put it in their own nose. You know what's so funny? I have cop friends and they're like you don't realize how many people actually come in to get their coke checked or their drug checked.
Speaker 4:I was like are you?
Speaker 1:serious. I thought that was just a joke and they're like no, the reason why we do it is because it you have a check.
Speaker 3:Well, they don't want to get fentanyl, alex, you sound. How stupid that sounds. They don't want it over I'm sorry, that's so fucking dumb. Hey, that's them, that's not me, I don't do that.
Speaker 4:here's another one for my birthday, florida man. Uh, what did it Hold on? Click on the wrong thing. Fucking pop up, okay.
Speaker 2:Florida man causes thousands of dollars worth of property damage, trying to kill demons what?
Speaker 4:He's fucking slinging a fucking sledgehammer around hitting people's vehicles and windows and all sorts of shit, because he said he was trying to kill demons. Then he's a demon slayer and if you look at him, he Is he Ichigo, or what's his name, from Demon Slayer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ichigo, no, no, tanjiro.
Speaker 4:Tanjiro. He's trying to beat Tanjiro with a sledgehammer.
Speaker 3:Jesus Christ A lot of animes with beating of demons.
Speaker 1:Did you want to ask your food question?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely, that's pretty damn funny though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so let's hear. Y'all's birthday in Florida, man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, make sure to drop it on the r slash just stuff, pod, it's just okay. The reason why I have such a difficulty for people that actually wonder is because I had a team and we were called Just Paran paranormal, and I kind of want to say that every single time. But so it's hard for me to go to just stuff, so make sure to go to r slash just stuff post us but go ahead, let's go for it all right, there's another food, one.
Speaker 3:Sorry, I'm low-key fat my fat girl. What discontinued food drink item lives in your head? Rent-free.
Speaker 1:Sobe.
Speaker 4:Sobe I never tried those. The ones with the little lizards on them, the ones with the lizards on them, they're disgusting.
Speaker 1:All right, let me, but I love them.
Speaker 3:Let me throw y'all back into the early 2000s. I don't know if y'all had this in your school Fruitopia.
Speaker 1:Fruitopia. Yeah, I did have those.
Speaker 3:That's a really good-ass drink.
Speaker 1:You know which ones need to make a comeback, even though I'm a diabetic.
Speaker 3:Don't say Orbeez or Orbitz, no Orbitz.
Speaker 4:Orbitz you never heard of Orbitz.
Speaker 3:No, it's a drink that has little bolitas in it. It's kind of like the.
Speaker 1:Wait, did you say just drinks?
Speaker 3:No food or drinks, Snacks, it don't matter.
Speaker 1:So the snack that I want back, even though it only lasted a short time, was the Skittles Berries and Cream Berries and Cream Berries.
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 4:Cream. Yeah, I fucking loved those. I'm a little lad who loves Berries and Cream. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:No, so I loved those. The other ones that I found very weird, but I enjoyed eating them and even though they were not meant for consumption, were the Skittle gum.
Speaker 2:Hmm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, have you ever seen those Like Skittles that turn to gum?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I remember those. No, I don't remember those I remember those, so those actually came into a little container yeah Little containers Like a little rectangle box, yeah, and you would eat them. They would taste like Skittles. You know, I think I have seen those, I just never bought them. Yeah, they're stupid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Because the flavor was just as fast as like Juicy Fruit Mm-hmm. So you kept on just like and you would kill out a box like this.
Speaker 4:Man, you'd be having all that chicle in your throat. Man, now I just thought of I fucking love those.
Speaker 1:I actually never had them. I didn't have Domino's until, like maybe after graduation of high school pasta bread bowl yeah, like they would do the chicken Alfredo bread bowl.
Speaker 4:It was a bowl, it was just a bread bowl, and they'd fucking hollow out the center and then they'd fucking put chicken Alfredo pasta or whatever other pasta you wanted in it.
Speaker 1:You know what's still around, but people don't appreciate and I will fight people. I will literally buy it for our next podcast, so y'all can try it. If y'all never had it.
Speaker 3:What? The KFC chicken bread? What that thing you like the KFC chicken?
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:The chicken thing For the bread. It's the chicken and it's.
Speaker 4:Oh, the Double Down. Oh fuck, I can't believe I didn't think of that one. You gotta be such a fat fucking bastard to fucking want that. But that's me. The KFC Double Down. It was a chicken sandwich with no bread.
Speaker 1:It was just two slices of fucking chicken breast Jesus Christ, two chicken breast patties, that sounds so calorific.
Speaker 3:But think about it, it's all protein Sauce Bacon. It's really bad. Sodium, high sodium. Cheese sauce bacon fucking First of all talking about KFC.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking pissed that they got rid of the grilled chicken. Their grilled chicken was delicious, I never tried it.
Speaker 4:I never tried it. Well now, you can it's gone.
Speaker 1:But then you were saying about Okay, but the fucking snack that I love, it's just so expensive nowadays. But I will gladly buy it for y'all to try. If y'all never had it is the chicken biscuit.
Speaker 4:From where?
Speaker 1:It's a cracker.
Speaker 4:Oh no.
Speaker 1:It's a blue box with a chicken on it and it's a chicken biscuit, if anyone knows what. I'm talking about those things, fucking slack. Go to Kroger, go to Walmart. It's called a chicken biscuit and it is crackers. Just like Ritz. It looks like Ritz.
Speaker 3:But it's a chicken biscuit. But if it's at Kroger I just like the snack.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh. I just came to mind and I wanted to sprinkle cheese.
Speaker 4:My fat ass was thinking you were talking about the fucking, the chicken biscuits they got like at Waterburg, or the Honey Butter.
Speaker 1:He tried those, the Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits. No, I know it's not discontinued, but Chicken Biscuit. If y'all never had it, I will buy it for my next burger.
Speaker 3:Americans don, we're Americans, this is.
Speaker 4:America, this is America. They took our chance.
Speaker 3:But yeah, the Fruitopia drink. You can get that still on Amazon and you can get it still at Canada.
Speaker 1:I know I said a lot of gum this question, but bazooka gum, did y'all ever have that?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I loved it because of the comic strips.
Speaker 3:What about the zebra?
Speaker 1:Those sucked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were good the flavor was off the chain Speaking Zebra.
Speaker 2:Those sucked, yeah, they were good, the flavor was off the chain.
Speaker 1:They were good for like two seconds. Speaking of the Zebra ones yeah, the other gum that most people don't fucking remember, but I remember in the early late 90s, early 2000s, the Band-Aid ones.
Speaker 4:Ouch, oh yeah, oh yeah, it was ouch the ones in the little tin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like the tin. Yeah, I missed that fucking gum. That gum was awesome yeah I fucking love that gum so you got that for the tin.
Speaker 3:I put bugs in there. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4:I was a weird kid oh man, I like roly polies or like lizards in there, catch them in there and then put them in a jar later and then shake that motherfucker no, just watch them for a little bit till they get depressed and then let them out so you, so you would purposely give no bugs depression and then just release them back into the wild.
Speaker 3:No, because you could tell when they're out of their habitat. So when I catch them, yeah, so I used to catch the lizards and stuff like that and put them in there until I find a jar and then I put like leaves and like dirt and sticks in there to make it like this I mean, that's so weird in a sense.
Speaker 4:So, from what you just said, these for what? From all you knew, perfectly healthy animals you just captured and then gave them depression and then release and then released them back into the wild they were.
Speaker 3:They were unbeknownst to the depression fucking but, now they're fucking well aware of what depression is well, the reason why I could tell they're depressed is because they you could tell from their color and how their, their face looks. Yeah, you know any and and just us too, how we, we could tell from our face you know if we're happy or sad or whatever. You know, with a lizard, just have their eyes, close their mouth they're. Their color starts to change.
Speaker 4:Well, they're hoping that they'll change into a color. So you don't see them anymore, I'll throw bugs in there for them to eat.
Speaker 3:They don't eat, so I'll just eventually let them out. I'm not letting them die.
Speaker 4:It's like the fucking T-Rex in Jurassic Park. They don't want to be fed, they want to hunt.
Speaker 3:Well, that was my entertainment. I was an 80s kid. My mom told me to go outside.
Speaker 1:I grabbed the biggest stick. I'm fine.
Speaker 2:Whoa and go play stickball.
Speaker 1:What? Yeah, you heard me. I grabbed the biggest, thickest, browniest stick.
Speaker 3:Do you go make it like into?
Speaker 1:like an edge. I heard something else but, yes, glad you said stick.
Speaker 4:Oh, you thought I said dick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I go around, just walk around the locker room.
Speaker 4:Just walk around the locker room Just like just grabbing. All this is the biggest, this is the one right here Disgusting.
Speaker 3:No, it was the biggest stick.
Speaker 1:But, yeah, I mean that is the episode. We talked about some bedroom blues. We've talked about some video games, some inspirational things. Actually, fuck, we forgot to talk about Mark. So we'll definitely catch that one on the next one. Tell Mark, he was definitely going be asked. I forgot we had a question. Please save that, screenshot it to the chat so I know it's, I'm aware of it, so I'm gonna forget.
Speaker 1:Okay, I definitely I'll throw that in my notes yeah, so um, uh, mark, we'll get you on the next one, I promise. Um, it's just, we got sidetracked with a lot of other stories here yeah, and then before, what we did before we got here. Yeah, so just an update for you guys we're getting ever so closer to the studio of getting to a video podcast, just because I literally just bought some fucking couches for the studio right before they got here the stuffed couch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, god damn, it Just stuffed couch, stuffing the couch.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God no.
Speaker 4:You know, I really like the fucking description stuffing the couch. Oh my god. No, you know, I really like the fucking uh description you put in this last video of our listeners calling them stuffers.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3:I didn't even see that. That's. That's adorable.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you go in the description. I was like welcome back stuffers. I was like that sounded wrong, but I'm going with it nice, nice.
Speaker 4:I love it. That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1:I'm calling our listeners stuffers this is the stuffers, but yeah, so we had a lot. I literally just bought a set of couches for the studio, not too bad. We accidentally ripped it. I'm so upset.
Speaker 4:It looks just like the couch guys.
Speaker 1:No, it does not.
Speaker 3:That couch is gray and I should know the stuffing couch. Yes, it is. I thought it was black the stuffing couch.
Speaker 4:It is black Well maybe the guys standing behind the couch are always black. Jesus, I'm referencing that. Piper Perry, fucking, I mean, you're right.
Speaker 1:But it came with a coffee table, it came with an end table, it came with a lamp, it came with a love seat, a small couch and a recliner.
Speaker 3:So for what I paid.
Speaker 1:I think it was great yeah. It's amazing so for what I paid, I think it's great, yeah, it's amazing. So yeah, so uh, we we kind of were busy all day. Luckily, we had eli pop to help us out, even though he hurt his ankle. Yes, I'm talking shit about you, eli, um, if you ever listen to this episode. But my pussy hurts, oh my goodness but uh, oh, no, you just gave him a boner.
Speaker 4:That was for you.
Speaker 1:Eli Got the pretty little boy, I'm not going to do the deep voice like that.
Speaker 4:That was for my fellow Bane, but yeah thanks to you so much for listening.
Speaker 1:Thank you so much for joining us. Make sure to share this with friends, share this with family, share this with the person you hate, because we're fucking dumb. Yeah, you know, just share it, get, get the voice out there. We're still trying to get our formation down. We're uh, we're still moving things around, you know. That's why every podcast kind of sounds different um, uh, one of the major, major things I hear, at least in my studio, it still isn't um constructed well, so it gets hot in here. So that's why buddha kind of like sounds like he just ran a mile but you know what?
Speaker 4:I'm glad you said the way you did it. Share it to the people you hate, because maybe something we talked about refers to them. Yeah, they got pissed. Yeah, yeah, and they correct that shit.
Speaker 1:I don't like that shit and if you guys sent this and you disagree with something?
Speaker 2:put it in the. Put it in the reddit it's fine.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so I can tell you how you're wrong if you're a fat neck bastard that can't bend over and look at a price tag. Fuck you, it's just like straight up, just like fuck. And only reason I can say that is because I'm fat too yeah, I can feel that we're all coachy friendly fire, yeah, friendly fire is not tolerated here.
Speaker 1:But anyways, guys, thank y'all so much for uh joining on. Thank you, uh. Make sure to go follow me on gaming guru show on twitch and on instagram. Make sure you follow me on tick tock at g guru underscore. John. I want to say thank you to one of my newest followers for um. Uh oh oh for um joining my discord, even though it's kind of dead. At the moment. I'm rebuilding uh, rebranding uh game guru, so thank you so much for that yes, and give me a little follow at the buddha belly gaming Facebook.
Speaker 4:That's all I really got right now. Yeah, man, just fucking check it out.
Speaker 3:Fucking Houston on TikTok you might see some Fortnite Call of Duty.
Speaker 1:That's it. You might actually see us on there too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you'll see Buddha and Guru on there too.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, go, make sure to go follow us on all the socials. But anyways, guys, thank y'all so much. Once again, make sure to share with your friends.
Speaker 4:And that's just stuff.
Speaker 1:It's just stuff and that's how it is. All right, guys, we'll see you on the next one.
Speaker 4:Adios, Love, peace and chicken grease. This is Fat Deuces.
Speaker 1:Fat Neck, Bastard Dude. That's like crazy that you have to prep. Put so much prep work into that fat neck adios.
