Dating Daycare
Welcome to "Dating Daycare," the ultimate safe space for women navigating the unpredictable world of modern dating. Join hosts Melissa Firpo and Allison Waterman as they dish out candid advice, share hilarious anecdotes, and tackle the toughest dating dilemmas faced by women today.
In a dating landscape filled with frogs disguised as princes and a jungle of jerks, Melissa and Allison offer a nurturing haven where women can laugh, learn, and empower each other to find love on their own terms. From ghosting to breadcrumbing, from disastrous first dates to navigating online profiles, "Dating Daycare" covers it all with wit, wisdom, and plenty of wine.
With Melissa's no-nonsense approach and Allison's comedic charm, each episode feels like a heart-to-heart chat with your best girlfriends over brunch. Whether you're swiping left or swiping right, "Dating Daycare" is your go-to guide for surviving and thriving in the wild world of modern romance.
So grab your favorite beverage, kick back, and join Melissa and Allison as they navigate the highs, lows, and hilarities of dating life. Because when it comes to matters of the heart, everyone could use a little TLC from "Dating Daycare.
Dating Daycare
SHOW PREMIERE - DATING DAYCARE with Melissa & Allison "helping you navigate through the jungle of jerks"
Ever been ghosted, love-bombed, or hit with an unsolicited dick pic? Join us on Dating Daycare as Melissa and Allison tackle the harsh realities of modern dating. We bravely navigate through the perils of lazy, low-standard men and the frustration of dating in a hookup culture where "Netflix and chill" is the norm. From men who won't invest in a proper date to the heartbreak of falling too quickly for someone who doesn't deserve you, we cover it all. Plus, we discuss love bombing, ghosting, and the audacity of married men looking for side chicks.
We also dig into the impact of porn on men’s performance and how social media habits can ruin relationships. Allison shares her expert tips on navigating dating apps like Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble, while Melissa offers her wisdom from a decade of dating as a single mom. We answer your burning questions sourced from online forums and Facebook groups, and even bring on a guy notorious for sending unsolicited dick pics—because we have so many questions for him! Tune in and find your peace amid the chaotic world of modern dating.
Welcome everybody to Dating Daycare. My name is Melissa and I'm Allison, and we are here to help you navigate through the jungle of jerks out there, because, god knows, there's plenty of them. What are we going to discuss on our show, allison?
Speaker 2:Lazy low-standard men. Lazy low-standard men.
Speaker 1:Okay, low-standard men, we're also going to discuss your favorite topic. Ladies, that we know you all go through the ghosting. One of my favorites Love bombing.
Speaker 2:Hookup culture in general. No one dates anymore, it's just Netflix and chill.
Speaker 1:Yep Netflix and chill the guy that's too cheap to take you out on the date, or took you on one or two dates and then won't take you anymore.
Speaker 2:pick me shiz we do not want to be the pick me shill ladies. We don't want to be a Bob the.
Speaker 1:Builder either. We don't want to have to build these men up and then, once you build them up, they leave. What else?
Speaker 2:unsolicited dick pics unsolicited dick pics.
Speaker 1:We're gonna discuss all your dating dilemmas, all the questions that I see on Facebook and bad mom groups and everything. You found your husband at the strip club and having sex with the stripper in the back room. What do you do? Or, oh, with the porn, the porn. The era of the men that watch so much porn that their dicks can't get hard. Because I see that at least once a week Is it me, is it him, it's not you, so don't worry about it.
Speaker 2:Guys who follow a million half naked broads on Instagram Right.
Speaker 1:Okay, now I have two kids and was previously with somebody 10 years single. So we have that perspective. If you want to say married, two kids, divorced and you Never married.
Speaker 2:no kids Would love to be married, but it's a little hard out there.
Speaker 1:We need to talk to Allison about that. You might not want to be. Anyway but much easier being single. No, and we're going to try to help you find your peace. That is what we are here for. We're going to have great guests. We want to have guys. I definitely want to have a dick pic sending guy on here. I mean, I have so many questions, right. We have one coming up.
Speaker 1:We have one coming up Also, the guys that feel the need to tell you that their dick is so big that you may not be able to handle them, and they gotta forewarn you, of course, before you fall in love with them. How not to fall in love with the man so quickly? Right, these women are falling in love within a month giving their hearts away, giving their hearts away, becoming crushed because they leave, they lie, lie, they cheat, they steal. They're married.
Speaker 2:What about all the?
Speaker 1:married men. Those are my favorite men, because those are the men that hit on me 90% of the time. The ones that are married. They have the gall to keep the ring on too, and they want you to be the side chick, the ones that try to talk you into. The new number two is the old number one. If you get my drift, be my number two and I'll make you number one. We got to have a show on that, because that just drives me insane.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what are we going to find our married men anymore that now that Bijou is closed? Oh yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So we are going to help you through all these dating dilemmas. We are going to take some questions off of your favorite um sites, off of facebook and everything like that, and then allison's going to come in and she is our expert on the dating websites. What are they called?
Speaker 2:they're called apps, now apps apps.
Speaker 1:What are they? Facebook dating tinder what?
Speaker 2:are they Facebook dating, tinder? What are they called? Hinge is supposed to be one of the better ones. Bumble, the Bumble. I call it the Bumble. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't go on any of them.
Speaker 1:You couldn't pay me a million dollars because I don't have the freaking stamina.
Speaker 2:We'll see about that.
Speaker 1:We'll get you on that, no way, but that's where we're going to be the expert for the dating apps.
Speaker 2:I'm very good at writing a profile, so you better watch out.
Speaker 1:And I'm going to be, I'm the expert on organically going out there.
Speaker 2:I need some help with that.
Speaker 1:Yep, this is my ex-husband's worst nightmare, because we're going to discuss my past relationship also and what we've learned right.
Speaker 2:Will he be a guest?
Speaker 1:I doubt it, I doubt it, I doubt it. I don't think he'd be a guest for the million dollars. But we are going to discuss also our own issues and dating dilemmas that we've learned from and why now we're experts because we we don't rehash the past we do not make the same stupid mistake, ladies, again and again, and again. That is why we are here yep, we are here to prevent.
Speaker 1:Raise your standards, ladies. Yep, two standards we're going to be dusting boundaries standards. All all this great stuff that women I see every day Writing strangers, no less, on Facebook and all these other apps.
Speaker 2:Did I get that right? Allison, you did. Yeah, You're a quick learner.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, all these questions that these women are asking daily, we're going to read them, we're going to go over them, we're going to give our opinion from obviously outgoing uh, not conservative, conservative in the least bit.
Speaker 2:and definitely a bit more reserved, at least initially, and then the crazy comes out, yeah yeah, okay, so we got two perspectives and we're here to help.
Speaker 1:So welcome to dating. Dating Daycare ladies. Thank you for listening. Yes, follow us, bring a friend, bring some wine, vodka, whatever you need, and we will be discussing your dating dilemmas. We can't wait. I'm so excited. I'm so excited Dating.
Speaker 2:Daycare, the only show that matters. Tell all your friends.
