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"A bus full of ugly people have a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This went on and on, throughout the group. God noticed that the last man in line, Michael Durso, was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to Michael he was still laughing and rolling on the ground. With God standing there Michael picked himself up, brushed himself off, straightened his face and said, "I wish that they were all ugly again." - Anonymous