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The Mayor vs. The Redneck: Epic Meat Trivia Showdown

Chris Bennett Episode 6

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Chris and his guests explore the hilarious reality of aging through games of "Would You Rather for Men Over 50," featuring hometown personalities and Mayor John Leach who shares his romantic meet-cute story from decades ago at White Mountain Cafe.

• Joe G calls in to share his exciting day plans of going to the eye doctor and the dump, sparking a conversation about how friendship topics change after 40
• Playing "Would You Rather for Men Over 50" with questions about remembering why you walked into rooms versus understanding TV remotes
• Tony from Snowflake joins the fun with his own round of age-appropriate would-you-rathers
• Mayor John Leach discusses Show Low's upcoming anniversary celebration at Frontier Field and shares how he met his wife almost 38 years ago
• A heated meat trivia competition between Mayor Leach and Paul from Texas determines who knows their cuts best
• The "Am I the Jerk Court" segment tackles a moral dilemma about family loyalty versus friendship when someone's sister cheated on their best friend

Join us at Show Low's anniversary party happening May 2nd Friday at Frontier Field from 5 to 9:30 pm.


Speaker 1:

From the Horn Auto Center Studios, chris Bennett. Good morning, it's the Morning Brew with Chris. Who's this? Hey, how you doing. It's Joe G. Heck, yeah, it's Joe G. Joe G has the day off on Wednesday. What's up what you calling for? I'm going to the eye doctor and the dump. It's so funny when you get over 40. What your friends call you about, like when we were young, we'd be like Dude, I got this new bike. Dude, I got a new Nintendo new video game. But now you're like, yeah, I'm going to the eye doctor. Sweet, man, sweet, I don't know. That might have been what you did when you were younger. When I was younger, I was like dude.

Speaker 2:

I met this chick last night.

Speaker 1:

I didn't talk about Nintendo, joe G, I thought we would play a game called Would you Rather for men over 50. What do you say? Why not? Would you rather finally understand how to work the TV remote or remember why you walked into the room TV remote? Would you rather relive your 20s with all your current wisdom, or keep your 50s body but never have to pay taxes again? My 20s for sure. Oh, dude, I'll take 50s. I'm only 44, but I'll take this body any day and not have to pay taxes. And last question Would you rather become invisible when your wife asks for help cleaning or be able to instantly fix anything by yelling? I?

Speaker 2:

tightened it already Invisible.

Speaker 1:

That was. Would you Rather for Men Over 50, with our best friend Joe G, who's heading to the eye doctor?

Speaker 2:

Are you tired of nerdy lawyers that just follow the law and read the books? Well, those lawyers are lame and they'll never get you off your case. You need to call me, chris Bennett. I'm the lawyer that will bend the rules and find the rules that work for us, and we'll give those nerdy lawyers a wedgie. What nerds Call Chris Bennett Law Team today?

Speaker 1:

Oh, no, it's Mr B Heck. Yeah, it's Tony from Snowflake. He's great. Did you hear Joe G with the? Would you Rathers for Men over 50?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and he's a nut. We should keep his 50s body and have no taxes. He wasn't that fun in his 20s, I guarantee it.

Speaker 1:

I mean I've seen pictures of him and I know he worked at Sears in the sports equipment area so I know he would bench press a lot, so I bet he did have a nice body. I've never had a nice body, so give me my 50s body, and I don't ever want to have to pay taxes again any day. Oh yeah exactly.

Speaker 2:

You know how much money you would have that's right.

Speaker 1:

Hey, do you want to play? Would you Rather for men over 50 and for Tony from Snowflake? Yeah, let's do this All right, tony. Would you rather have your own sitcom called Trash man Tony, or be the surprise guest on? The Price is Right, but only the guest. The cost of garbage bags.

Speaker 2:

I would rather be on the Price is Right $4.89.

Speaker 1:

Heck yeah, he's a winner, winner chicken dinner. Would you rather be able to nap anywhere instantly or tell the best dad joke ever? Every time? Guaranteed Best dad joke ever. Yeah, me too. Actually, I can already nap anywhere instantly, so I would definitely like to be able to tell the best dad joke ever. And last question Would you rather your car play theme music when you roll through town, or wear a cape every Tuesday and never explain why?

Speaker 2:

I think I'd rather wear a cape every Tuesday and not explain why.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, someone else would just say cuz, cuz and you know you don't have to worry about disturbing people, like if you're driving through town late at night, you don't have to worry about disturbing people, like if you're driving through town late at night, you don't have to worry about your theme music blaring. So I agree with you. I would take the cape Woo.

Speaker 2:

That's my blonde Good pop, Boba I said so.

Speaker 1:

Woo-woo, heck. Yeah, morning Paul. You know who this is. How you doing, buddy, good man, how, how you doing buddy.

Speaker 3:

Good man, how are you? I'm doing great. You working hard or hardly working man? I'm working son. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

I'm working harder than a one-stop-time town mayor.

Speaker 1:

Hey Paul, we have the mayor in talking about the City of Show Low's anniversary party happening May 2nd Friday at Frontier Field from 5 to 9.30 pm. And the mayor has grown up here or he's lived here over 50 years and met his wife here. And tell us about the first time you met your wife.

Speaker 3:

I actually was having lunch at White Mountain Cafe with a friend of mine and he dared me to go over there and talk to her and her sister. And then what happened? When you went over there, oh boy. So I walked over, introduced myself and my wife says I know.

Speaker 1:

You're like I'm John Leach Jr and she goes. I know like not in a good way.

Speaker 3:

Well, I didn't take it as a good way. I was like oh no, what did I do?

Speaker 1:

Right, but then you took her out on a date and then, the rest was history.

Speaker 3:

I took her out on a date we dated for about a month and a half and I was headed to California for Christmas and she flew out there with me and we got married in Lake Tahoe 37, almost 38 years ago.

Speaker 1:

Aw Paul, how did?

Speaker 3:

you meet your wife.

Speaker 1:

She's a friend of mine. Like your friend set you up with Rhonda Like hey, I know this great lady, you gotta meet her, like that.

Speaker 2:

Like no.

Speaker 1:

Your friend was dating Rhonda and you stole her from your friend.

Speaker 2:

Kind of sort of.

Speaker 3:

But there again were we really friends. I was gonna say are you guys still friends?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, are you still friends?

Speaker 2:

No no.

Speaker 1:

Was it worth it, of course.

Speaker 3:

Why was you so slow on answering that you?

Speaker 1:

took a little too long for that. Hey, paul, in honor of the barbecue throwdown going down, I know that you think you could hold your own on the grill, right? Yeah, of course, heck, yeah, love his pellet grill. Well, today you have a special opponent.

Speaker 1:

It is the mayor of Show Low, John Leach Jr, and we're going to do some meat trivia to see who knows their meat the best the mayor or a redneck from Beaumont, Texas. It is now time for meat trivia in honor of the barbecue throwdown happening May 2nd at Frontier Field. I ask you a question. If you know the answer, say your name. That's your buzzer Are you two ready.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let's do this. All right, let's see who knows their meat. What cut of meat is used for making bacon Bear? Oh sorry, paul was first Paul. What's your guess? Pork belly. It is pork belly.

Speaker 2:

Ding, ding ding.

Speaker 1:

I told you you got to have a quicker draw than that, Mayor. All right, next one. What is the correct term for meat that has a low fat content? Is it skinny meat, lean meat, bland meat, Paul?

Speaker 2:

Paul.

Speaker 1:

Lean meat. Who wants lean meat, mayor? He is crushing you, well yeah. Who wants lean meat, mayor? He is crushing you, well yeah. Who wants lean?

Speaker 3:

meat right. Who wants lean meat? I have no idea. I want everything that's bad for you in it.

Speaker 1:

All right and last question.

Speaker 3:

Mayor Calls too quick, mayor.

Speaker 1:

What kind of steak uses the 20th letter of the alphabet to start its name? Is it New York Strip, porterhouse T-Bone or Filet Mignon? Mayor.

Speaker 3:

I'm going to go with New York Strip.

Speaker 1:

No, really, what's your guess? 20th letter of the alphabet starts its name Porterhouse, T-Bone, Filet Mignon Porterhouse. No, it is T-Bone, but you did beat him, Paul.

Speaker 3:

Way to go, Paul.

Speaker 1:

Sorry, mayor, you are not smarter than a redneck. All rise, it is now time for Am I the Jerk Court, the Honorable John Leach Jr.

Speaker 2:

Mayor of.

Speaker 1:

Show Low presides. Mayor, I'm going to read this story. This person's asking if they are a jerk in this situation, and then I want you to rule on the situation. You ready? I'm ready, all right, here we go. Am I the jerk for not letting my sister move in after she cheated on my male best friend? My sister, 22, was engaged to my male best friend 24. They've been together for four years and I was actually the one that introduced them. Last week he caught her cheating and it destroyed him completely and he kicked her out of their apartment immediately. Now she's homeless and asked to crash at my place until she figures things out. I told her no. She broke my best friend's heart, betrayed his trust and honestly, I just don't want her around right now.

Speaker 1:

My parents and family are furious at me saying family should always come first, no matter what mistakes she made. I'm getting bombarded with angry messages calling me cold and selfish for choosing a friend over my own sister. I'm torn On one hand she's family, on the other she really hurts someone who means the world to me. Am I the jerk for not letting her stay with me? First mayor, rank my reading.

Speaker 3:

Ah, great reading. You know what it's family, so yes, she is the jerk. She is the jerk but to be honest with you, she's got to learn too. So maybe kick her out for a couple days. But family's family you know it doesn't matter Family's family and you've got to get by it. But it's tough. I would definitely kick her out for a day or two and let her do something. And she's family. You've got to let her back in.

Speaker 1:

You've got to let her back in, so she's being kind of a jerk. Obviously her sister was a big jerk, Right, right, right. But family's family and you got to let them in.

Speaker 3:

Could you imagine kicking out your sister and knowing she's homeless? That was the part of your reading that she was homeless.

Speaker 1:

Right, right, there's no way. But why doesn't she stay with the parents?

Speaker 3:

That's true. There's other people, it's not just the sister Like come on Probably because the parents said that door only swings one way All right, all right.

Speaker 1:

In the case of, am I the jerk for not letting my sister move in after she cheated on my best friend? The mayor rules. Yes, yes, you are the jerk. Family always comes first. Thank you, mayor.

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