Big Pharma's Coin Grab, Plane Lady Cocktails, & Life's Bizarre Plot Twists

Hey there, our fabulous "Not Well" listeners! It's your favorite dynamic duo, Bobby and Jim, back at it again with another episode that's sure to have you laughing, thinking, and maybe even clutching your pearls a little bit.

So, let's dive right in, shall we? We couldn't resist starting off with the hot mess express that is the "plane lady" fiasco. I mean, come on, what kind of cocktail was she on? We're thinking a generous pour of Xanax, a splash of Ambien, and maybe even a sprinkle of meth for that extra oomph. But hey, we're not judging… okay, maybe a little.

Moving on to the queen herself, Lizzo. Girl, what is going on? Taking a break? We need to talk about this. And don't even get us started on her dance crew and the desperate need for a "glow up." We're here to spill the tea, and trust us, there's plenty to go around.

On a more personal note, yours truly just celebrated 12 years of living my best life in Columbus. Can you believe it? Leaving the nest and spreading my wings was the best decision ever. And speaking of leaving the nest, is it just us, or is it trippy to watch our siblings become parents? Like, suddenly they're all "mom" and "dad," and we're over here still trying to figure out how to adult.

Okay, let's talk about something that really grinds our gears: the pharmaceutical industry. Have you seen the prices of drugs like Ozempic? It's like they're trying to bankrupt us while lining their own pockets. It's time for a reality check, folks.

And finally, the solar eclipse. Are we excited? Meh. We've got mixed feelings. But you know what really eclipses our enthusiasm? When people in our community become parents and suddenly lose their spark. We said what we said.

Alright, that's a wrap for this episode of "Not Well." If you're new here, buckle up, buttercup. We're not holding back. And to our ride-or-die listeners, we love you more than a drag queen loves a good wig. Until next time, stay fabulous and stay "Not Well.