Todd Likes The Inverted Dick. So There's Somebody For Everybody

In this episode of "Not Well," the hosts engage in a vibrant and eclectic discussion that spans a wide array of topics, reflecting the podcast's signature mix of humor, candor, and edgy commentary. The episode kicks off with tales from a recent trip to Mexico, highlighting the hassles of dealing with customs and the quirky inconveniences of travel. This sets the stage for a deeper exploration of personal experiences and societal observations.

A humorous and somewhat graphic segment unfolds as one host discusses the effects of eating a large quantity of grapes, which leads to an unexpected and uncomfortable digestive reaction, humorously detailing the trials of dealing with a stomach upset from seemingly innocent healthy snacks. This personal anecdote spirals into a broader discussion on how everyday choices, like diet or travel, can lead to unforeseen consequences.

The conversation takes a playful turn with a discussion on physical discomforts associated with everyday objects, specifically the thumb pain experienced from holding Outshine bars too long. This lighthearted complaint is juxtaposed with a more serious contemplation of health and illness as they touch on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, bringing a moment of reflection on community support for diseases.

Throughout the episode, the hosts weave a theme of interconnectedness, musing on how everything from personal health to travel experiences are linked, creating a tapestry of life's oddities and adventures. They philosophize about the universe's bizarre connections, suggesting that every action and decision is part of a larger, interconnected system, whether it's dealing with customs in foreign countries, dietary repercussions, or the simple act of eating an icy treat.

Overall, this episode encapsulates the essence of "Not Well," blending the trivial with the profound in a way that keeps listeners both entertained and reflective, always coming back for more of the unique takes on the chaotic journey of life.

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[00:00:00] Bobby: It's like, you're talking like you're a little drag queen. I'm just some cheap drag queen playing it straight so he can get laughs. 

[00:00:06] Jim: And then you're thinking , my hole is rubbing on my shorts. Um, 

[00:00:09] Bobby: you got your boy rubbing up on some hot little skank and he apologized to you by busting you a good one.

[00:00:14] Bobby: Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of Not Well, I'm Bobby and I'm Jim and I'm in a jock. And he's in Puerto Vallarta. It 

[00:00:23] clip: was Mexico! No telling what you got down there! 

[00:00:26] Bobby: I am by the time this comes out! You are, bitch! You're on your way back soon! After this comes out. Really. This comes out on Thursdays.

[00:00:34] Bobby: You'll be home on Saturday. When are you coming home? Sunday at 10 p. m. It's really late, because I was like, I don't want to have to leave early. Well, you don't have to, you don't have to do anything. I don't want to do customs, I don't want to do lines. Ew. No line. No line, no customs. So, I got a flight at like 2.

[00:00:49] Bobby: 53. On a Sunday. From fucking Mexico. So, if anything's 

[00:00:55] Jim: delayed, I'm not going to make it to work Monday. But, um, anyways. But, 

[00:00:58] Bobby: it'll be fine. 

[00:00:59] Jim: [00:01:00] I just want, I didn't want to have to wake the other flights were like 9 a. m. I'm not getting up at 4 a. m. Yeah, 

[00:01:05] Bobby: because I would go out Saturday night and have a blast Saturday night.

[00:01:08] Bobby: Cause that's going to be the big night. Everyone's getting just, just like in New York fingered. And we remember we're leaving late now because of that. That's why you have to. I did it too, but I did this before you told me to leave it. It's weird. We planned it together. I really feel that's the way to go though.

[00:01:21] Bobby: These days. I used to be , I need to leave early. No, I'm just going to sleep at home because you want to get back home. So you're like, I got to get home. I know it's like. She can lay on the couch and pass out and I really enjoy it. You're gonna be tired. Pass out at the place you're at. Yep.

[00:01:34] Bobby: You're gonna waste actually more time. More time. Now we have a voicemail. I'm So, I got it today and I was like, oh my god. It is like, not that We haven't had a voicemail in a while. Yeah, and I think it's the song at the beginning. Did you hear the song at the beginning? You haven't listened to the episode.

[00:01:52] Bobby: The song at the beginning? No, I was on my phone. On my, on our episode. Um Have you listened to this week's episode? Oh no. I looked for [00:02:00] it on Wednesday. Did. When did you put 'em out? Thursday . Well, that's why I looked for it Wednesday. I was like, it's not, when do you put 'em out? And we're like, every Thursday.

[00:02:06] Bobby: Or It was Wednesdays. I thought it was Wednesday, but I made it. Now it's Thursdays. Okay. I just is easier for me. Literally. I was like, well, I guess he's not doing it this week. So I just did a look it. So I have a new, I have a new. Avenue. I have a no song. Go Fuck. Not well. Not well. Not well. Not well. Not well.

[00:02:24] Bobby: We're actually a fan. Oh, British rap. Well, not well. Not well. Gay comedy podcast? Not well. Not well. Not well. Not well. Not well. 6 1 4 7 2 1 5 3 3 6. And tell us what makes you not Well, you a hot, beefy, gay Daddy's, Bobby and Jim. It's mushy and like, that's actually incredible. So I think the phone number though, prompted people at the beginning and we got a fucking goddamn phone call.

[00:02:48] Bobby: It worked. Here we go. Okay. 

[00:02:52] caller todd: Hey Bobby and Jim, it's Todd who can't talk on the phone again. Um, actually I [00:03:00] am calling in the middle of your podcast, so I haven't listened to most of it, but I just wanted to say inverted dicks are hot. Yep. I like the little turtle. I don't know why. Um, but for anyone who like wants this liberating clothing optional feeling without getting deer ticks, I definitely recommend the clothing optional places in Key West.

[00:03:24] caller todd: It's awesome. 

[00:03:25] Bobby: Bye. That's a good point. We didn't need to go to Key West, but, yeah, if you're in the middle of Pennsylvania, there are deer tick and such. Yeah. What's that? Saving something for later in there. It feels like it. So, but did you hear the part about inverted dicks? So, Todd likes them.

[00:03:39] Bobby: So, Todd gave us a little bit of a opener. What's it called? An eye opener. 

[00:03:46] Jim: That's why I have the sunglasses on. 

[00:03:47] Bobby: Literally, he's been drinking since noon. Okay. Wow. I don't know. No, not noon. You were at grandma's grandma. So that's a good opener because we were talking about inverted dicks after your camping trip last week.

[00:03:59] Bobby: Now, my [00:04:00] question is, well, he really do. Hey, wait, do you like them? Okay. Yeah, I don't feel like I do, 

[00:04:06] Jim: but I don't like a second belly button on someone's front. Like, It's not real. It's just a little hole, 

[00:04:13] Bobby: but I think people like Todd really likes it and I think that's what I'm interested in. So he likes that trail down to the hole like a crater.

[00:04:21] Bobby: He wants that. Oh, he wants to lick in that little. Oh, and then it's like a worm in Star Wars coming out of the hole. We make it sound like it's way worse than it probably really is. But it seems like I've never really examined because I like when you're at the game. I want to see how hard you have to push to get the dick out.

[00:04:35] Bobby: Like if you really push on it. But that's, I guess maybe the whole thing of it, you never know. You just never know what you're going to get until you roll it out. I could see that. Okay. But so it makes me though to Utah, but what I want, what I do want to say though, to that is that's the point I was making about the campground though.

[00:04:50] Bobby: It's like, so Todd likes the inverted. So there is a, there's somebody for everybody. You're really weird. Your dick is not weird. We were talking about you actually having diarrhea [00:05:00] on the dance floor later this. Oh, yeah. So I think that there are people out there who would slurp that up with a straw. I think I got great poisoning and tell us about we need to discuss about the great.

[00:05:10] Bobby: We need to warn people. This is a warning. You texted me and you were like, I don't know what's wrong. I'm shitting water. And then I was like, why? And you're like, 

[00:05:19] Jim: I love how, I love to tell you it's the ozempic. I'm like, well, that's a bad visual. I told that too. I love how I, 

[00:05:25] Bobby: I'm blacking out on the 

[00:05:26] Jim: toilet shit in my, your brains.

[00:05:27] Jim: I think I am peeing from my asshole. I was like, was okay. Well, 

[00:05:31] Bobby: I pee from my asshole virtual pat on the back. Like I was, what do you want from me? I, I literally was , like, help me. Pepto Bismol, like upset stomach, indigestion. I dunno. I think I just tell you everything. . Yeah. My asshole's leaking out gush.

[00:05:45] Bobby: How are you? I was like, I don't know what to say. I did not know. It hit me like a ton of rocks, but here's what I just discovered today. It took you two days. Two days. This morning was my last. But it was getting, do you know how it's coming when it comes back a little bit? You're like, okay. It's still [00:06:00] kind of coming out too easy, but then a little chunk 

[00:06:02] Jim: slips out.

[00:06:02] Jim: Like it doesn't even hurt. Okay. We're starting to back up a little 

[00:06:07] Bobby: bit again. Okay. Okay, girl, there's a solid. There's a solid. Cause I was literally, there was no solid at all. I'm talking, if I poured this out on screen, that was coming out of my asshole. And I was like, am I peeing out of my hole? And then you thought you were trans.

[00:06:21] Bobby: And then I was like, and then I thought I, it's, I've got to be trans at the least. I mean, I might probably be like, maybe you were having the sensation of what it's like before. Or, I mean, it kind of feels good to have a little pussy then. I mean, a little drippage out of your crack hole, first of all, nothing's going to hit the water.

[00:06:36] Bobby: Well, also, your balls right now, I know your balls are so low. Um, I never really thought of that. Yeah. They're going to hit the water. Well, sometimes they do. Only sometimes. It depends on the toilet. Oh my God. It depends on the toilet. That's horrifying to me. Toilet. That's how Courtney says it. Toilet.

[00:06:57] Bobby: Turlet. That's young. Or young. In [00:07:00] Springfield. Turlet. They say turlets. Yeah. Now. What else do they say there that's really weird? The zinc. A Z instead of an S. The zinc. Go wash your hands at the zinc. Actually, they say wash too instead of wash. And they're just, , not that far away. Nope, it's literally half an hour.

[00:07:18] Bobby: You would never And they're like, Oh, hey, welcome to Worcestershire 

[00:07:21] Jim: Farm! To Worcestershire Farm! We're like, 

[00:07:23] Bobby: where the goddamn fuck am I? Only 30 minutes outside. 

[00:07:25] Jim: Ding a ling ding ding ding ding ding. Na 

[00:07:27] Bobby: na na na na na. So. Anyway, I got grape poisoned, and I think I discovered it today because I was looking up the symptoms.

[00:07:33] Bobby: What happened was, is we recorded, so I, of course, I took my fucking edible. And after the recording, I didn't want to have ice cream, so I wanted something healthy. So I grabbed a bag of grapes. This is why you never try to be healthy. Right. This is a perfect example. Eat a cookie. Just eat a fucking cookie.

[00:07:51] Bobby: Right, because, so then I wash the grapes in the sink, and then I'm like, literally I keep going back over there and just ripping off of the vine and just shoving it in my mouth. I'm talking , , looking back at it. , the whole bag of [00:08:00] grapes is gone. , I probably ate 70 grapes at least. Oh, God, from a bag, the bag.

[00:08:04] Bobby: Yeah, , it almost. That's a lot of grapes. No, I was ripping handfuls off and being like, Oh, I can't stop, is what I said. Sorry, I know it's really disgusting, but at least it was grapes. Well, no, not because now I literally couldn't eat anything. I had to have a cup of rice yesterday because I still have your eating disorder.

[00:08:19] Bobby: Even while I know Zempick, it was worse. Yeah. Oh my God. And then I texted my nurse and said, Oh my God, I'm shitting. She's like, it's probably something else. I asked her if I went up a dozen. We did. I thought it made you constipated normally. Right? Yeah. So that's why we really, that's why it wasn't, it was like, why did we even not know that?

[00:08:37] Bobby: But now it can make people have diarrhea, but it hasn't for me. So why would it just start now? Do you know what I mean? Now they did I did read and this is gonna be a little TMI a little graphic a little je ne sais quoi Which we haven't said in so long There was of course, I'm on the internet going.

[00:08:54] Bobby: Oh my god. I ate grapes what's the Zempik? Yeah, you're like they said that you can have a hard shit in your [00:09:00] hole. I'm just this is gonna be a lot Okay That there could be a a shit blocking so your body naturally creates then diarrhea and it goes around it Obstacation. Yeah, this is something weird and I'm like, yeah, it's real and I'm like, oh my god.

[00:09:14] Bobby: So it's happening to me I don't think so, but No, that's a real thing. Yeah. So that's what you thought was happening. Yes. And I was like, Oh my God, I have an intestinal blockage because I'm usually a little bit constipated. Yeah. So that's why I'm a bottom constipated, a little bit constipated. I'm not a good bottom.

[00:09:30] Bobby: My asshole hurts. Everything hurts on me. My body hurts. I can't be a bottom. Sorry. I know there's a lot of fantasies out there about really topping a big boy. Yeah. Climb atop the polar bear. And you know, it depends on who you are. Um, And the situation. Uh, 'cause some people can climb a board am my highrise.

[00:09:45] Bobby: Some people can climb a board. Am I in my highrise at a hotel in the middle of New York City acting a little batty, batty bitch? Baty Baty boy. And being like, come up to floor 35 Oh, and I'll be laying, that's not even high. You floor 35 is the penthouse honey girl. [00:10:00] I'm talking a hundred plus. Oh yeah.

[00:10:03] Bobby: It probably is. It's really big. Okay. It's been like four years to build, or five years for real. Mm-Hmm. . Oh, I'm kind of freaking out. I think COVID actually fucked it a little bit. Oh, you're talking about the hotel. Okay. Yeah. What were you talking? I thought you were talking about a fantasy where you have a guy who has a you're like really trying to follow through and I'm really I can't wait to play that shit back.

[00:10:26] Bobby: I'm like, talking about our hotel. I was like, that's all you're talking about? I was like, really? You're like, yeah, yeah, okay. , you're trying to , keep creating this fantasy. And then you're like, 

[00:10:35] Jim: that's 35th floor. I was like, 35 is not. I'm like, yeah, well. Yeah, they just built it in four or five years ago.

[00:10:40] Jim: And I'll be spread eagle on 

[00:10:42] Bobby: the bed. It's like, oh my god. 

[00:10:46] Jim: I'm like, he's cheap. He'll be spread eagle on the thirty fifth floor. I'm up on a hundred and twelve. I'm literally, I'm like, You're like, oh, the hotel? 

[00:10:53] Bobby: I'm like, yeah. And you're like, I thought you were talking about the mistress you were gonna marry.

[00:10:56] Bobby: Yeah, no, literally, like the guy that has a penthouse that invites us back up [00:11:00] because we deserve that. Right. We're hot. We deserve it. 

[00:11:04] Jim: Your fantasies involve a hotel. Mine involve the penthouse. 

[00:11:06] Bobby: Right. Literally. Right. I'm Billionaire's Row. I'm like. I'm talking about looking over Central Park. I want to see the view.

[00:11:12] Bobby: And I love when you drink wine, by the way. I know. You get a little sassy. You get a little silly. You get a little. Wine really. It's the grapes. Is that what we just fucking learned? Right. You get diarrhea. I get sassy. You get sassy. I get a whole problem. And it's gone. I have a whole problem too. I'm Billionaire's Row.

[00:11:32] Bobby: you haven't discussed. Well, I just feel it's just, no, not hemorrhoids really. But like, it just feels different. It feels different. It does. It's old. When you get older, you're a whole just, have you ever just thought like, I need to just look at it real quick to see if it's abnormal. I always, and I'm always actually pleasantly surprised.

[00:11:50] Bobby: I'm like, Oh, some days I'm really not pleasantly surprised. Some days there's two dark areas where I'm like, is that a hole? Now it's just the dark skin. Not [00:12:00] at all. I hate 

[00:12:01] Jim: I know 

[00:12:02] Bobby: this dark skin phenomenon. We've got to get bleach I don't like it. I don't like a little triangle of dark shit. It's a lifetime of shit.

[00:12:10] Bobby: It's a lifetime of shit. It's just literally every do we have a phobia of dark holes? Because I remember that one picture I should do. I was like, this guy's hot, except and I showed you this dark Dan trail. I just. Why do I not?

[00:12:26] Bobby: I want to say to everybody out there though, as I was listening to this last episode, and I'm talking about it right here, we're actually pretty normal guys and we really wouldn't care about that. Just saying, , Yeah, show us your 

[00:12:35] Jim: all. , go ahead. We 

[00:12:36] Bobby: Speaking truth here, but also, we do like to kind of push the boundaries of truth, so , If you're all offended because we don't your poopy butthole, we don't want you to really be upset about it is what I'm trying to say.

[00:12:46] Bobby: No, we're kind of just fucking around. If I saw you in the sling, I'm not going to say, Oh, we probably fuck you. We'd probably, I'd probably eat it just to see what the flavor is. See what that beef sukiyaki. [00:13:00] Well, and honestly, I can't imagine older guys. Ass. No, no. I just can't do it. Oh, that's a different, yeah.

[00:13:06] Bobby: We're, we're entering that era. Yeah. I'm the older guy, asshole, right? So I'm like, oh, these boys wanna fuck me at the club. No, 

[00:13:12] Jim: they, they turned the corner. See that hole? And they're like, they literally, oh, he's over 40 . They 

[00:13:16] Bobby: literally 

[00:13:16] Jim: run. They're like, oh no. There's that triangle of death and there's that 

[00:13:19] Bobby: scar there.

[00:13:19] Bobby: There's the shit 

[00:13:20] Jim: triangle and the pilot. Idle scar. Yeah, the pound scar. 

[00:13:23] Bobby: It's there. It's real. It we're not. Oh my God. We are the old people. I know. I can't wait to go out in a little bit. We're gonna be like, hey, and they're like, no, no, put your clothes back on. You're like, no, you get up to the front to close check.

[00:13:36] Bobby: And they're like, no, no, no, no, we're not going to do that. We don't want to expose the boys, um, literally. So I have some things. Oh, I have so many things. Oh, really? Oh, my God. Yeah. Go ahead. You go to yours, though. I'm saying we both every week. I have to get out. We can collab. There's an outshone outshot.

[00:13:58] Bobby: Outshine bars. Those are my [00:14:00] favorite. I had a lime one last night. I did too. Okay. Actually, this 

[00:14:05] Jim: is perfect timing. 

[00:14:06] Bobby: No, this is crazy weird. Oh God. Here we go. Does your thumb ever get tired holding the outshine bars? 

[00:14:15] Jim: I fucking, I'm telling you, 

[00:14:16] Bobby: bitch. We just talked about it. That's my top line. That was my top line.

[00:14:21] Bobby: Let me show you the text. You're not going to believe me. 

[00:14:25] Jim: Does your thumb ever get tired holding me up? I'm sorry. 

[00:14:29] Bobby: Does your thumb get tired? Yes! You might have a weak thumb. I'm surprised though, because you're a gamer. Like this, 

[00:14:33] Jim: and I'm like Oh, and then it's like, it doesn't go down quickly for me. So I have to chew.

[00:14:40] Jim: I have to bite it. I bite my outshine bars. Well, I have to do this. You don't bite yours. You're slurping on it. No, but sometimes at the end I'm like, I do a little, 

[00:14:47] Bobby: whoa, whoa, 

[00:14:48] Jim: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I will look over at the couch and I'm like, he's really going to town. Matt said that too one day. He was like, he's really going to town on that.

[00:14:56] Jim: I'm like, he's 

[00:14:57] Bobby: deep throating the outshine bars. I literally was just, I'm like, [00:15:00] Ew, I don't, Okay, first of all, I don't bite ice. I'm worried. I'm worried about drips. I'm worried about chunks falling off. You gotta suck it That's weird

[00:15:12] Bobby: See that to me so So I don't do that. So they last longer than your disappear like that. I don't bite really. And it gets time holding it. I don't know why. And then if I do that, I switched to the other side, but then that's my weekend. So the left hand, the left, that's actually kind of concerning. I feel like you might need to go see a specialist for that.

[00:15:33] Bobby: Cause I really did wonder, I was like, is it a neurologic disorder? The ALS. Would you do the Ice Bucket Challenge if I got ALS? That's a question for you, honey, and I know the answer. Wow! I know you wouldn't. Oh my god! You wouldn't fucking do it. You wouldn't. You'd be like, he's dead already, it doesn't matter.

[00:15:51] Bobby: Can he even? Can he even feel it? It's not funny.

[00:15:59] Jim: [00:16:00] Don't get on. Oh my god, Terry. You would have been down in Florida protesting. Keep her alive. She needs to live. Freedom of choice. Starving her. 

[00:16:09] Bobby: They turned off her food. She saw the balloon. That's you. Actually, we don't know it. What if it is like you're just high the whole time? What if you are, what if it's , you're the best high of your life?

[00:16:19] Bobby: You're tripping balls. You don't even know that you're just hearing stupid. What if you're in a full 

[00:16:22] Jim: fucking nurse's back? God, 

[00:16:25] Bobby: I wonder if I'm going to have to listen to her fart. Can you imagine if in that state, you're in a trippy world, Alice in Wonderland, even though I've never really seen that movie by admitting something, we should watch that.

[00:16:34] Bobby: It's good, but just scary. Kind of weird. It's not good. Really? It's trippy. Okay. Maybe I need drugs. Yeah, we got to watch you chug a little wine. You can chug your grapes. Right now? No. I was saying before the show. Oh yeah, I'll take a little wine. I was like, damn, he really wants me to chug. Is this hazing? No, but what if you're laying there like, what if you're in a full, , trip and you don't even know that you're in the hospital and you're living this other life in your head.

[00:16:58] Bobby: Yeah. [00:17:00] In your subconscious. , you're living a whole other life and you don't really realize it. And when you wake up, you lose all of it. And then you're like, then you wake up again and there's another. 

[00:17:08] clip: Man, 

[00:17:08] Jim: how 

[00:17:08] clip: high are you right now? 

[00:17:10] Bobby: What? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I sometimes think about how many levels of simulation you're in yeah I think I've been a wake up one day and it's gonna be I'm gonna be like, oh That was a fun game and I'm a member definitely don't even Have to be worried about death right cuz you're just going back to this basically me creating a new religion just to make everybody Feel better.

[00:17:27] Bobby: Yeah, you're like I'm afraid of death. So what would be good if I died? Well, if I just had another life to go and do it wake up to oh my god, that's you. Okay I'm just high for this conversation. I am too high. Oh my god. I literally got so much anxiety. Wait, I just cracked it That's why you like simulation theory.

[00:17:43] Bobby: Well, yeah, because it's giving me more hope than Jesus. Because you're afraid of death, but you're like, well, if it's all simulation, then I'll wake up in that world. Right, it's meme, it's denial of death. It's because of the death. I just realized that death, I thought it was a separate thing. I didn't even connect them.

[00:17:55] Bobby: Oh. Just that it's fully about the afterlife and fully, I'm like, wait, I wanna keep up because up I would do it too. Yeah. [00:18:00] Like inception. Okay. You're like, wake up, wake up. Wake up. Inception. Exactly. So they, they're like old Ben does the top fall? I don't know. Does it stop spinning? Yeah. I don't know.

[00:18:08] Bobby: I'm not convinced. I'm not either. And those kids, but you saw their faces finally at the end, so I'm thinking anyway, we gotta watch it. Okay. Yeah. What was I saying though? That the denial of death. Yeah. That's what your simulation think about. Yeah. That's fully, yes. And that's what I, I always want like to slow down time, so then , the next life is faster time, but I'm living in this other simulation.

[00:18:26] Bobby: Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? You keep coming out where? Slow down. Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe I'm, I don't know. Life's weird. Okay. And don't do drugs and start talking about it. 'cause I'm freaked the fuck out right now. I, I just, it's weird that I made that connection. Well it's weird then the outshine bars and the thumb, things are connecting.

[00:18:41] Bobby: I know the universe. Let me read my top line. Did I tell you, lemme tell you about this story to really freak you out? Maybe. I only told one other person, Matt knew. And then I only told Sabrine cause I'm like, this is too weird. So on Monday night, before we recorded, I had a dream that we were traveling out [00:19:00] West, me, Matt, Penny, and then my family.

[00:19:03] Bobby: Cause my parents just got that motor page. So I was like, yeah, we're out. And we were hiking and Penny's on our leash and she got bit by a rattlesnake, a poisonous snake. And we're in the middle of nowhere. So I'm just like, did you suck it out of her? Um, There's nothing to do. I knew she was going to die.

[00:19:19] Bobby: So you had a full fledge, woke up and , was freaked out. Remembered this. Okay. Those two days later this guy and his husband that we met in Mexico city when I was there with Sabrine. So that's why I told Sabrina first he post. Well, a day and a half later, he posts that his dog got bit by a venomous snake in Costa Rica, where he lives part of the time.

[00:19:40] Bobby: Do you know the other part of the time that, where he lives? Denver. 

[00:19:44] Jim: And my dream was clearly in the mountains, outside Denver. But he was the dog. I mean, but still the dog was in Costa Rica, so I didn't really dream that part. No, but it's like, no, 

[00:19:53] Bobby: but it's weird that that dream that and then it happened.

[00:19:55] Bobby: That's why somebody's a day and a half later. I'm telling you, and you just were talking about outshine [00:20:00] bars. And the first thing on my list isn't out. I'm just telling you, I'm just telling you something. I'm telling you where the simulations. Yeah, there's parts where you're like, you can make those connections.

[00:20:07] Bobby: If you see them, you have to see them. Which, people are gonna be like, that means you're crazy, you're like, trying to make connections, but it's like, I really feel like really can't connect everything. Like, everything connects to each other. I don't know about everything, I don't know if I can see the connection between everything yet.

[00:20:23] Bobby: But I do feel like I do, because everything, , in the world, works off of something else. Every living thing on this earth has to rely on other living things in order to , so think about evolution. 

[00:20:36] Jim: This fucking bitch! Oh my god! 

[00:20:41] Bobby: Think about 

[00:20:43] Jim: evolution. 

[00:20:44] Bobby: Seriously, think about the revolution. Think about the revolution.

[00:20:47] Jim: Every living 

[00:20:48] Bobby: thing relies on other living things. It does though, , it's a working system. It is all connected. So , yes, everything's connected. Back to that point though, it is. It clearly is. I think, oh no, I've almost went [00:21:00] crazy. Oh, we're going deep. Oh, no. . I was like, I think items sip your juice, Shelby.

[00:21:03] Bobby: I literally think , I think inanimate objects might possibly be able to hold onto memories because there is something certain like that trashcan. No. Well, 

[00:21:15] Jim: maybe certain items that have been 

[00:21:18] Bobby: worshiped 

[00:21:19] Jim: maybe, yeah. Yeah. That 

[00:21:20] Bobby: people have poured energy into. Mm-Hmm. Prayers, thoughts. Thoughts and prayers.

[00:21:24] Bobby: Dousing it in oil. Doing all the different religious traditions across the world. There's something about those types of statues. They're just made of stone or ceramic or whatever. I think they have a power. Oops. So, because everybody's putting their energy into it. , have you ever had a statue like that?

[00:21:39] Bobby: A religious statue? Cause I had a statue of Mary that was like that. That was my mom's. And you always felt like, It something was not right. Yeah, someone was not right. I got a good way though, right? Like you know, not in bad. She's gonna protect me, but it's also can you imagine what's this? I'm sorry, let's just pretend right now like yeah, I'm pretending let's pretend Mary gets sent back down from heaven She's standing right in front was right [00:22:00] now.

[00:22:00] Bobby: What the fuck would I be so fucking scared? No, thanks. Yeah, I would die I would be know if this right now someone in a blue all sudden here. She is Out of my mind. I would be like, I'm fucked. Like this wine has mushrooms in it or something like something's wrong. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be like, send me out.

[00:22:14] Bobby: I'm done. I want to end this. But that's what I think is so crazy about things. Also, let's check if you're really a virgin, bitch, 

[00:22:21] Jim: because I know you're not. 

[00:22:23] Bobby: Oh, the way I just left 

[00:22:25] Jim: this. Um, yeah. 

[00:22:26] Bobby: Yeah. Let's 

[00:22:27] Jim: see. 

[00:22:27] Bobby: What? Also, while we're in, while we're in the middle of this, Did I erase all of my fucking notes?

[00:22:36] Bobby: No Because I've almost done that actually so one of them is I'll do an interesting one first I'm freaked out. Okay this okay about freaky things and I have small minds I'm totally changing the subject sort of but and this might have a connection somehow

[00:22:57] Bobby: So I'm admitting something. I'm an asshole. I'm a horrible [00:23:00] person. When I, sometimes there's, I'll just read what I said. I like to talk to guys on grinder just for conversation. But when I'm out, I act like I don't see them. What the fuck is up with that? You're one of those? No, but I'm not going to be seen tweets about like.

[00:23:12] Bobby: Don't be an asshole and act like we haven't talked. No, I won't be an asshole, but I'm not the one that's gonna come up to you. I'm just gonna say it. So it seems like I'm being cunty right now when I say this, but I'm just letting you know, , I'll walk into the bar, though, and be like, But if someone came up to you and was like, Hey, we've been talking, like, Hey, oh my god, I'd be like, Oh, hey, man, yeah.

[00:23:27] Bobby: You've never done it, though. No. Well, sounds like that doesn't happen. No, but okay, so here's the other part of it. This is the caveat. This is the part I'm going to . This is the part. Sometimes, sometimes they look so bad in person. Don't even so tough. Fucking I knew it. I knew it. Sometimes. Sometimes you do see them in person and then you're with your other friends that don't know that you talk to this person 

[00:23:49] Jim: and you don't want them to judge you, and then you don't want to, you're like, you're like.

[00:23:52] Jim: You were talking to him on Grindr. Right, so 

[00:23:54] Bobby: you don't want to I 

[00:23:55] Jim: would I would do that too. I would be like, Oh, Bobby. , I know you're , Fapping at [00:24:00] home. Is something wet happening right now? 

[00:24:02] Bobby: Wet ass pussy. Oh, is our food here? I think. Yeah, it is here. Oh 

[00:24:06] Jim: my 

[00:24:07] Bobby: god. What were you talking about? That wine, honey, the way that white wine, the way that here's the bad.

[00:24:15] Bobby: Oh, yeah. So I would judge you for sure. I would be like that person, but sometimes like the, but sometimes I really enjoy talking to them. , and that's not even, that's no fucking lie. That makes you sound so lonely, but no, sometimes I like, I'll talk to them for a while and then I'm like, or we're not compatible.

[00:24:33] Jim: Well, Then you find out they're uncut, and you're like, We're not compatible. I'm not actually a fan. Girl, I know the truth! The little wizard's sleeve is enough virality. Here's the other 

[00:24:47] Bobby: problem for me, is , I see people in pictures, and I'm like, Oh, they're kind of , They're usually 5'6 You gotta pick out three points in your mind.

[00:24:53] Bobby: And a beefy, a beefy rolly, like, Beaveroni, and I'm like, I thought you were gonna be at least a little taller. That's, no, there's a few that, that is [00:25:00] happening a lot. Actually. A lot, a lot of beef rounds where I'm like, wow, these guys are really muscled. And then you see them in person. I'm like, no, you have big arm because you're tiny.

[00:25:08] Bobby: Right? Your arm is this long. So looks look fucking fi pressed. Fievel with Royce.

[00:25:16] Jim: I don't 

[00:25:16] Bobby: even know what you're singing. Uh, Fievel, Fievel Goes West. I think it's Fievel Goes West. It is, it is. Cheers. Cheers to Fievel. Cheers to Fievel. Um, so yeah, so if you, Hear that and you're a little offended offended. I'm sorry. At least you saw my private right? I'll send you my dick pic I just don't know if I can girl That's that terrible.

[00:25:39] Bobby: Yeah. No, it's bad. Oh, well, fuck it. Fuck everyone. You're a bad person. Cancel me , I wanted to talk about this. I saw a commercial from Don Dish soap. Oh no. And it was like, of course, first of all, you can, there's so many critiques. So it's one of those commercials where there is a duck covered in oil and someone's cleaning the duck up with Don Dish with soap rubber gloves.

[00:25:57] Bobby: And like what I realized is that when they [00:26:00] put the duck in the, when the fake oil gets on it, they have an asterisk at the bottom in small font that's real oil was not used or something like that. , just to be like, don't worry, we didn't pour, don't worry. Oil on a duck. I wasn't even thinking that, but okay, thanks.

[00:26:13] Bobby: That is interesting. Woke. Woke media. Then they get to the end, and they're like, Don rescues wildlife. Only sometimes. It 

[00:26:22] Jim: says, Don, we help wildlife. How is this a commercial? 

[00:26:26] Bobby: I was watching, I'm like, Don does not help wildlife as their primary focus, right? They just make soap and sell it. Right. Isn't that right?

[00:26:34] Bobby: Am I making it up? It's a dish show, but dish show.

[00:26:42] Jim: We got to get your pasta alfredo. But anyways, I just, I feel it's a lie. It's disingenuous. I don't like it. You don't help wildlife. That's not why you have a commercial. You're trying to sell your product, your corporation, your for profit. 

[00:26:56] Bobby: They donate so can you donate so they can donate your money and [00:27:00] then get a tax break.

[00:27:00] Bobby: Exactly. Anyways. Fuck you corporations. Next thing I have. Okay. We're just in a rapid fire here. Kissing 101. Calm the fuck down with your mouth and tongue. I'm watching some people kiss and I think to myself, What the fuck is happening here? I know. Especially, and now here's another con I'm really controversial.

[00:27:17] Bobby: I'm gonna have to cut out so much shit. I was gonna be cunty back right now, but okay. Go ahead. I'm actually getting really tired of some of the kissing going on. Because what I'm noticing, and I don't know if this is a trend 

[00:27:31] Jim: or what, but, A lot of people are afraid 

[00:27:36] Bobby: to use tongue fully. I'm talking, they won't do it at all.

[00:27:42] Bobby: So I'm sitting there like, what's this? Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's talk about kissing then. Yeah. Okay. So I'm a kissing. I've been told I'm really good. Thank you. Water hose, water girl. And Courtney's worst night of her life. Um, she said I was a really good kisser. We can [00:28:00] call her and ask her.

[00:28:00] Bobby: Yeah. We can call and ask, , 15 different guys right now. We could. I'm a really fucking good kisser. Sorry. I don't believe you. Okay, well, anyway, I don't really believe it. So, I don't believe, I don't believe in the tongue. No. Now, I do sometimes, , it's a little, Oh. But I'm not one of those going

[00:28:22] Bobby: My god, you shove a whole tongue in your mouth I will suck on the other person's tongue and pull it out of their mouth. They'll do it to mine What about the tonsil stones that we don't have? I don't know. I had them taken out. Oh I mean, there's a guy right here. No Wait, you don't do you get it that I know of?

[00:28:42] Bobby: Bitch I have I do. I'm from Chicago. You remember I've thrown up on a dick before. I obviously have a gag reflex. Yeah. And it wasn't a big one. Um, 

[00:28:51] Jim: so, so I have a really strong gag reflex. 

[00:28:55] Bobby: Bitch. Bitch. 

[00:28:56] Jim: Now, 

[00:28:57] Bobby: so I like a little tongue though, [00:29:00] but you're just kind of like a barely at all. Okay. So I'm not a barely at all.

[00:29:03] Bobby: It depends on where we're at. On a scale of zero to 10, you're probably a three max. I'm at like seven, eight. The whole time. Oh yeah. Oh no. Even when I start out, unless I. Oh, no, I can't do it. You know, when I fucked on the dance floor, that's how, that's how I made that happen. It was all by kissing. Well, right.

[00:29:20] Bobby: Because I kept turning them on and they're like, Oh no, Oh no. And then we would make out again. And then I would do more of the tongue stuff. And I just, for me, and then he was like, Oh, now I have to get, I'm like, okay. So, so kissing 101. So for me, I like to ease into it. , I don't want to just automatically just start shoving tongues into each other.

[00:29:41] Bobby: And then when we're getting really hot and heavy and things are really starting to go, that's when I go big time. Then I'm like really shh. Okay, well then that is, as long as there's a crescendo. No, it's a crescendo. I don't like the, I don't like to start that way. Okay, then that's fine. Cause then I'm like, calm down.

[00:29:53] Bobby: Yeah, I don't, yeah, I get that. It depends on the, it depends on the situation. It depends how far gone you are. the bar, usually you're on [00:30:00] ecstasy or like whatever they take 

[00:30:01] clip: there. 

[00:30:02] Bobby: And, but not you. No, not us, but the twinks that go in there like. They are on, yeah. Fuck me. It's like, oh no. I can't do ecstasy.

[00:30:11] Bobby: I'm on an antidepressant. Yeah, okay, serotonin syndrome. No, we can't do it, yeah. I'm so freaked out about that, by the way. Well, because people always want you to. Every, I've been offered it so many times that I'm like, I sound like such an old, , fart right now, but I have an old fart. It's sad.

[00:30:24] Bobby: It's like, I kind of do want to try ecstasy. I do too. I want to be monitored, though. That's the problem. I want to be like, I want my blood pressure, my heart rate. Yeah, everything. My brainwaves. Everything. The certain ounces of water per hour that you need. Oxygen getting to my brain. Yeah, like everything.

[00:30:36] Bobby: Oxygen. I want to be able to like, yeah, hydrate me while I, and then rub me. I think, cause that's what you want. No, that's what. Cause that's what you want. I feel like when you're. I feel. Here's, here's what I think ecstasy does. No, I think it's what it is. You're like, yeah, rub me. Do you? I just imagine one of the annoying druggy kids from high school being like, yeah, rub me.

[00:30:54] Bobby: Like when. Rub me. With a bad dye job, they'd use Kool Aid and you're , girl. It's like your hair's shit. I know you're from. You're [00:31:00] not emo at all. You're not even real. You know, I was saying something good You were saying something about being on ecstasy and being at the dance floor and they're rubbing.

[00:31:07] Bobby: No, no Okay, so you know that moment I was talking about not serotonin, but what's the other thing? Dopamine. Dopamine. One of those. Dopamine. Yeah. It I know it for a fact. Oh, it's real. Dopamine is like, you were a smoker and drugs. You were a smoker. You know what dopamine is. Yeah. Every time you were like, Oh, not really.

[00:31:26] Bobby: No, that is it. I just be like, I'm going to get cancer. I'm psycho. But you still the physical sensation. Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. But. No, but have you thought about that though, that's what ecstasy is though, that moment when you finally get 

[00:31:38] Jim: the person that you want. No, it's pure serotonin mainly, but then.

[00:31:40] Jim: Oh, the feeling like being. Yeah, like when, 

[00:31:42] Bobby: so when you get touched, you have that feeling of like. They love me. You know the feeling, you know the feeling. Oh yeah, when they're like, When it finally happens and you're like. Oh, they're rubbing me back. Oh god, I just got chills because it really makes me think of like.

[00:31:55] Bobby: It's been a while. Well, no, no.[00:32:00] 

[00:32:01] Bobby: Time to cut. 

[00:32:03] Jim: No, it hasn't. 

[00:32:04] Bobby: I don't know what this was. I know, it's something It's for the deaf people. Now, I did learn sign language last night. Now, do you have anything else? Yes. We're rapid firing. Rapid fire. So, I recently, just yesterday, went and got back waxed and ear waxed. , what the fuck? I'm at that age.

[00:32:27] Bobby: You're old. I'm old. You're an old gay. Like, I know this is when most people let it grow out girl. I never felt older than when I was this 23 year old. Has to stick wax in my ear. Wow. But then I realized that she's doing like girl's vaginas that she doesn't want to see and men's assholes. So I was like, the ears are not that bad.

[00:32:49] Bobby: The back's not that bad. You know, I, but , I mean, they offer manzillions. So, you know, some guy that should not be going in there for that is going in there to get sexual pleasure from it because he gets to be naked [00:33:00] in front of a girl. No problem. Well, he's probably, probably not. You imagine that the wax 

[00:33:06] Jim: Oh, I'm gonna put a hot wax 

[00:33:08] Bobby: on your oh put on my pussy They do now.

[00:33:12] Bobby: I just I can't offer around the they offer the hole only they also I just want to say though. It hurts so bad. I would never wax my hole I know I don't know the brazilian when you watch when a woman gets a brazilian i'm like what the fuck first of all Those papers for you. Ow I don't even think Ow, you know, it's weird They don't really have those papers and where they use another piece of it and they roll it off or something It's weird.

[00:33:33] Bobby: No, they use papers online I got a big back that makes me feel like I got a lot I have way more back hair than you have. Yeah, I know cuz I have a patch up here patch below you can tell pieces It's fine. You just you're a hairier person than I am. Someone say manlier someone Anything to say now What you're minding me of right now is a fucking keyboard warrior and we did talk about this last week We were [00:34:00] gonna bring this up and I'm getting cut tired I'm getting tired of keyboard warriors.

[00:34:08] Bobby: I love it how you can sit behind your goddamn computer and you bitch. I posted something that was kind of not that funny, but , you didn't have to say anything. I wish you would quit this. I'm like, okay, so I go to this page, no picture, no videos. So I said, at least I'm putting stuff out.

[00:34:24] Bobby: The comments on YouTube, whenever I read the comments, I'm like, something's off with these people. They're , so mad. They're so mad when they see us. I'm like, but you're getting, hi, there's an algorithm on YouTube, by the way. So if you're getting it, that means you've been looking for it. You love it. You fucking love it.

[00:34:41] Bobby: But that, to me, Ooh. What? Ew. Really crackin there. She's a crackin head. We've got pasta for you. You're a crack I know! I'm wrapping up! I don't know. You're being a keyboard warrior. Sundrys. Sundrys. This is a short ass episode, girls. [00:35:00] It's not that short. It's fine. Wait till I edit it out. Well, it's fine.

[00:35:03] Bobby: Everybody can take a little less of us. Fuck them. They don't deserve it. I don't think it'll hurt anything. I don't know. But anyway, don't be a keyboard warrior. I know we just went to sundry. You finish what I just said. Don't be a god damn keyboard warrior. It's annoying. It's embarrassing. Especially if you have nothing to back it up.

[00:35:21] Bobby: That's all I had to say. And that's not my sundry. So get ready. Keyboard warrior. Okay. I don't know that I shared this story. Oh no. It already sounds bad. Sundry. I would say wait, I shouldn't know. I can't really go into it all. Okay, so I'm gonna have to do a different sundry. Wow. She literally just teased us and then said, Nope, not gonna do it.

[00:35:47] Jim: I'm like trained. I don't know. It's too much story. 

[00:35:51] Bobby: It's too much. Yeah, it's too much bad connection. 

[00:35:56] caller todd: Yeah, 

[00:35:57] Bobby: this episode has been brought to you by [00:36:00] connections. Friends. Connect with your best friends or universe says hello. Duh, duh, duh. Do you have a sundry? Cause I don't apparently, I don't know what the fuck's a sundry about tonight.

[00:36:11] Bobby: The sundry I have, I have a sundry. Okay. No, I can't say that one either. Nevermind. You got to go to your absolutely fucking bad. They're too real. That's the problem. They're too close to home. My son drew would be this. And we've talked about this before slightly, but let's just say you're at your job and you take a vacation day.

[00:36:38] Bobby: But when you come back from that vacation day, the first things your leader says to you is we're in a real shit show right now. And I say, what do you mean? And then they say, well, it's been handled. Is it a shit show or not? Also. Sorry, I took a vacation day. And so [00:37:00] then he's like, You can't take any days off, apparently.

[00:37:02] Bobby: Nope. I was out. I was here till six o'clock and then I, I was dirty because I had to crawl underneath the, You know what? Oh, well. , You had vacation days. It's like, I can't do everything. You should not. I had the worst week this week. No company should rely on their employees to the extent that 

[00:37:20] Jim: if they have to take a day off or get sick, everything falls apart.

[00:37:23] Jim: That you don't have enough employees, right? That's your problem. You don't have 

[00:37:27] Bobby: enough. We're all literally like, if you're that thin that you take one day off and it's a shit storm, fuck that place. Well, I'm really smart though, too. You got to retire. I'm just trying to retire. No, I want it, but it really is one of the things I'm like, what in the fuck?

[00:37:43] Bobby: Yeah, literally. I like that. Sundry. Sundry has have one. I kind of my sundry is jockstraps. Okay, and I'm sorry because it's they don't[00:38:00] 

[00:38:02] Jim: they don't look hot on everyone. And that's kind of where I'm 

[00:38:06] Bobby: half a virgin when I met him 

[00:38:08] Jim: and I'm not saying I'm the hottest. 

[00:38:11] Bobby: I mean, look at me. Look at him. I'm not even saying that I'm not saying that only certain people can wear them. I'm just saying we need even me personally I will put on a jockstrap that I think is gonna be just the most perfect thing and The damn straps are running up into the fat on my ass to the point where you can't see the straps It's a thing to hide my waist But then I 

[00:38:32] Jim: have to pull up the part, right?

[00:38:34] Jim: right here to really make those straps pull up the ass. But when I pull that up, it looks like a triangle on the sides where it's like 

[00:38:41] Bobby: coming down because the strap is like the waistbands too high, but the straps are too low, so it pulls them down. Basically, my ass doesn't fit in it. I do. And it's not because I have a hot ass.

[00:38:52] Bobby: It's just I think jockstraps, they can't fit well, except for one person. It's that perfectly [00:39:00] sculpted ass you have to 

[00:39:02] Jim: wear them So my problem I just want jockstraps to be for everyone 

[00:39:05] Bobby: but they are and that's the beauty of it It's it doesn't matter what you look like if you have it if it's going in your asshole or not Like I mean, well, and then this is a corollary Cellulite, I don't want to have it.

[00:39:16] Bobby: I'm tired of it. I don't want to have it So last week we talked about how a member at the beginning of the show. I have it Well, so do we so do I? So do I? I'm fine with it, but I don't want to see it. So I actually, maybe I should just stop wearing jockstraps. It sounds like you've just body shamed yourself into not wearing jockstraps.

[00:39:35] Bobby: For me, it's one of the fact that it pushes your dick. So fucking it hurts so bad when I sit down, I just sat down and was like, ow. And also when you really think about it, when you walk around with your hole out, which at our bar every, it touches everything. You cover your hole, but there's all this hole that's just there.

[00:39:51] Bobby: , think about how gross guys are. Think about gross. You are , when you're in the quiet of your own home, I think about gross. You are? No, I'm actually not very gross. Yeah, you are. It's, it's [00:40:00] all about the perception. But my, I'm, you can ask Matt. I'm, I'm the not gross one. Oh, you don't fart. Well, Michael's grosser than you.

[00:40:09] Bobby: No, I don't even fart. Oh, that's weird. Well, anyway. Actually, nah, I don't know if he's the more gross one. Well, and then there's me, so, yeah. Okay. He's more gross. . Yeah. King the crown is on. Yeah. Yeah, he's more gross. Um, so, so no more jock straps for you? Basically, I'm out. I'm done with jock straps. I actually like 'em.

[00:40:32] Bobby: I just wanna wear supportive underwear. I don't care about the support. I want to look hot. I actually I got a thong this week. And it's amazing. I love it. I love it. First of all, they fit great. You don't have to worry about your cheeks hanging. Think about that strap. That strap. It actually smelled fine after I wore it.

[00:40:51] Bobby: For a while. My crack smells good. I don't give a fuck. With those stains? Oh, your shit don't stink? No, it doesn't. With [00:41:00] those fucking stains? Stains? Back rolls! You're full. I don't have stains. Oh, 

[00:41:05] Jim: the brown. The brown stains. Bitch, those aren't stains. That's just life. It's just your weather. 

[00:41:13] Bobby: You're road hard and put away wet.

[00:41:14] Bobby: We all are. Look at us. We're about to go out and be like, I did make a comment about that this week. I forgot to you. I was like, Oh, wandering wolf pack. What about it? Rode hard and put it away. Oh, fuck. Yeah. He looks so bad. It's not just the mustache for me. I actually keep looking closer and closer. It's ugly.

[00:41:31] Bobby: It's like, is it the moles on the side? Yeah. Is it the big wart? Here's what I'm going to leave. Here's what it with. SPF is your friend because you have his wrinkles on his forehead. Let's just leave it at this. Yeah. And then the boyfriend too. I was like, no, if you really look at people, okay. In person, most people are ugly as fuck.

[00:41:57] Bobby: I'm talking we all are ugly in a weird way. The [00:42:00] hot ones have something fucking jacked up. Right. So , we're all kind of gross. It's just, For some it's more prominent. Exactly. For some it doesn't take as much squinty eyed looking like what but at the end of the day We're all just disgusting. Okay, I like that.

[00:42:17] Bobby: I don't even know what I was talking about. I'm glad that you feel you're disgusting I don't um ready for dinner. No, but we are disgusting humans are gross. Yeah, and I know shit I thought about that the other day. I'm like think about this I was thinking about people traveling across the ocean on planes And i'm like you're getting into this plane for 16 hours to go to fucking australia or 18 hours And they're just piling food into you.

[00:42:39] Bobby: They're like, here's your breakfast. Here's your snack Here's your it's like wait, here's your dinner tray. Here's your morning snack before you land and it's like All of that is just turning into shit and everybody on that plane and everybody, it's a plane full of people, full of shit. I would be in so much pain.

[00:42:54] Bobby: It's gross. It's gross. I get really bad gas pains. 18 hours. 

[00:42:59] Jim: I get really [00:43:00] bad gas pains, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, 

[00:43:04] Bobby: gas pains. It's true. You're 

[00:43:07] Jim: so gross. 

[00:43:08] Bobby: Actually, you are as my buckets were dripping out of my asshole. Oh, yeah, I was gassy, but I could not trust the fart. So it's like I was so goddamn gas.

[00:43:16] Bobby: I'm bloated, but I did not shirt. How are you ever going to eat grapes again? I'm never eating again. Full circle back. I really don't think I'm gonna eat grapes again. And that's been another episode of not. Well, we wish Jim. Well, hopefully he's doing great in Mexico. And he's probably never going to listen this episode and only it came out on Wednesday.

[00:43:36] Bobby: Yeah, uh, it's, or Thursday, cause I don't feel like working this weekend. You shouldn't. I'm off the clock. It's a shit storm. My life is so boring. Uh, all right, well, everybody have a great week and we'll see you next time. Oh, bye. And guess what? He's going to have stories too, honey. I'm going to have stories.

[00:43:55] Bobby: Oh, fuck. Cause I'm going to be a naughty little bitch. We need to talk about, , bathhouse. Oh, I'm going to, [00:44:00] no, I'm finding, I'm finding them.