She went from cute little pop star to Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body Lowe's lesbian

Hosts: Bobby and Jim

Opening Remarks:

• Bobby and Jim open the episode with casual banter, Bobby imitating Paris Hilton's voice.
• They express excitement for the episode, mentioning it's a bonus episode.
• Brief discussion about Paris Hilton's real voice and Bobby’s past obsession with her.

Main Segments:

1. Reacting to Political Drama:
   • Bobby and Jim react to a political video featuring Marjorie Taylor Greene (MTG).
   • They humorously critique MTG’s behavior and the chaos in Congress.
   • Discussion on the insults exchanged in Congress, focusing on MTG’s appearance being mocked.
   • Bobby and Jim joke about wanting to make T-shirts with the phrase "Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body."
2. Commentary on Celebrity News:
   • They talk about various celebrities, including Jojo Siwa and her transformation.
   • They discuss Britney Spears and a viral video of her.
   • They critique Jennifer Lopez’s recent career moves, expressing discontent with her current projects.
   • Harrison Butker's speech at a Catholic college is criticized, focusing on his views on women's roles.
3. Personal Anecdotes:
   • Bobby shares his recent solo trip to New York City, detailing his experiences and interactions.
   • He describes going to the Eagle, a gay bar, and meeting various people, including a man named David from Columbia University.
   • He recounts his experience at Goldilocks, a bear party, highlighting his awkward yet endearing interactions.
4. Cultural Observations:
   • Bobby and Jim discuss the culture and dynamics within gay bars and parties.
   • They mention the importance of taking intermissions during long days in New York City to recharge.
5. Listener Engagement:
   • Bobby and Jim address listener questions and comments, discussing topics such as emotional versus physical affairs.
   • They solicit listener input on seduction techniques and tips for their upcoming discussion on gay seduction strategies.
6. Future Topics:
   • Bobby hints at discussing a book called "The Game" and its implications for gay seduction.
   • Jim mentions a future topic on autism and its potential overlap with being gay, teasing a deeper discussion in the next episode.

Closing Remarks:

• Bobby and Jim wrap up the episode, encouraging listeners to call in with their seduction tips and feedback.
• They remind listeners to subscribe and follow the podcast.
• Bobby expresses excitement for the upcoming topics and interactions with listeners.

This episode features a mix of humor, personal stories, and social commentary, staying true to the podcast's theme of exploring diverse a

Transcript

She went from cute little pop star to Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body Lowe's lesbian 
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[00:00:00] Literally. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of not well, not just another episode. A bonus episode. It is just a regular episode. I'm Bobby. I'm Jim. Thank you. I'm jam. You sound like Paris Hilton for a second.

[00:00:13] I'm Have you ever really heard her voice though? Her real one it's insane to me. I think they're a man voice No, she's like so anyway, yeah, so then I was like party she knows when to cut it out. I'm like you're kind of genius, but you're kind of psychotic I don't know. I remember you we're obsessed with her a couple years back I do remember this now.

[00:00:33] She's kept playing it for me when she was on a talk show Normal voice this right here. I want us to just react. And I know everybody's probably seen it by now, I don't know if I have. Yes, you have. Oh, I, I, that's why I haven't typed it.

[00:00:45] Please tell me what that has to do with Mary Garland. Is she a porn star? Oh, Goldman. That's right. He's advising. Okay. She doesn't know why. MTG never knows why she's there. Do you [00:01:00] know what we're here for? You know what we're here for? I don't think you know what you're here for. Well, you're the one talking about it.

[00:01:06] eyelashes are messing up. Hold on, hold on. Baby girl! Okay. So we insult the eyelashes. Racist white lady to a black woman. Huh. Wonder what that's about. Order. I would like to move to take down Ms. Green's words. Then we get our girls. That is absolutely unacceptable. How dare you attack the physical appearance of another person.

[00:01:32] Are your feelings hurt? Move her words down. Aw. Oh, oh, girl. Baby girl. Oh, really? Don't even play. Baby girl? I don't think so. We are going to move and we are going to take your words down. I second that motion. I believe she Now, can we just, like, I just want to say this really quick, these are co workers, can you imagine seeing this bitch out and being like, you cunt, I fucking hate you, but they're allowed to say it kinda, it's like, I can't really do that to my co workers necessarily, [00:02:00] but , they, I wish we could, honestly, I'd be like, stop talking to me, I have, I have things to say.

[00:02:05] If I was representing a like actually it's kind of fun being a senator or a house representative person cuz you're literally just like yeah You're just fighting for something that you think you are But you really just make your own interest and then you just fight for no reason and it's great and then you get paid Random bullshit as long as you bring, you know, a few million dollars back to the district.

[00:02:21] You'll get really fine It's just can't win Yeah, hold on. Then after Mr Perry's, you'll be right here. I'm not apologizing. I am not apologizing. Let's go. Come on, guys. Why don't you debate me, Mr Chairman? What? Um, the minority self record. You're not. Yeah, you're not. You don't have enough intelligence.

[00:02:47] Chair recognizes Mr Perry. Okay, move to strike. I'd like to strike those words. Mr Chair, point out order. Here we go. Bleach body. It's me. Miss Crockett. I'm just [00:03:00] curious, just to better understand your ruling, if someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?

[00:03:11] Uh, what now? Chairman, I make a motion to strike those words. She knows what she did. I'm trying to find clarification on. I die when I didn't know that was coming. So I'm like, Oh, this is crazy. I kept watching. I was like, Oh, it's Marjorie Taylor green being crazy. And then I was like, she said, what? Cause they were like, bad bill butch body.

[00:03:33] So they're saying like, we need shirts, honey. We need shirts for New York city. Oh, we're making that shit. Yeah. , Oh, we're making that shit. Oh my God. Yeah. Write it down. We're making shirts. You heard it here first. I've actually been on a kick and I'm actually making some pretty cool shirt. I mean, I can tell like this one.

[00:03:49] I didn't make this one, but okay. I bought this one. Oh, you didn't? It just matches your tattoo naturally? It's the used. Oh, because it is the used. Right. Oh, I didn't know the used put it out. Oh, [00:04:00] so I do love the used. Yeah. He always says Free Palestine. I thought you were making a shirt and you wanted the used.

[00:04:04] He was saying Free Palestine in 2016. Right. Okay. He's an OG. OG. OG Palestinian. Now, what was I doing though? You were looking up something relating to the fight in the congress halls beach

[00:04:23] bomb, bad built butch body. You were looking up. You didn't know that they were fighting about that. You weren't expecting that. So we have the new banger of the summer. I want to listen to that. I like it. Yeah, that line for me. She was waiting for that. She was waiting for that moment. And she quietly did it appropriate.

[00:04:55] She didn't just shout it out. She was like, point of order. Well, she just wants to be clear. And she didn't attack her. No. She said, if someone were to [00:05:00] say. Because they, they didn't want to strike the, the eyelash thing, so she's like, so if somebody was to say like, Pow! Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body. Uh.

[00:05:07] Would that be acceptable? Would that be acceptable? It's like. Everyone knows who she's talking about, and she does have a fucking butch body. Bitch. The minute I heard that, I was like. She looks like someone's, , Pretend lesbian mom from high school. You know what I mean? Those soccer moms where they're like, yeah, you have a husband and four kids, but , what happened to your body?

[00:05:22] To me, it's giving me, I work out all the time, but I'm still not the right way. It doesn't look like she works out at all. Or maybe I know she's fucking that trainer, but like, yeah, that ruined her marriage. Um, pray to the Lord though, pray to the Lord to get forgiven. I'm sorry you fucked your trainer. I'm sorry that you just can't even handle anything.

[00:05:41] You dumb whore. I hate her and I hate our government, but that's, yeah, I know. I mean, this is where we're headed, folks. That's kind of why I wanted to start it that way. We're just headed to hell and hop on. It's fully like, There's no good choices. I think everyone's like, we're doing this again. I can't wait to see the debate.

[00:05:58] Oh, I can't, I honestly [00:06:00] can't, I cannot wait. That's a stroke waiting. We need to make a drinking game out of it because it's going to be gold. Trump's going to be stumbling and saying random shit. Biden won't be able to talk like, and they're all going to be on crystal meth. They're both going to be on stimulants.

[00:06:14] They're definitely on amphetamines for sure. Biden needs to do a drug test before I'm like, Trump, you don't want that. Yeah, like, he gave a 90 minute rambling speech over in Minnesota the other day. It's like What's wrong with him? He can't really he doesn't You know, he can't even speak coherently for five minutes, 90 minutes.

[00:06:33] Can you imagine? He just likes his voice. His words. Yeah. And he likes his own voice. He likes his own voice. And then people leave early and walk out. Cause it's like, he's not saying hi, you're literally going back and forth. We got an election stolen. And I'm back to the courthouse. Cause they did say that a majority of African American men are now leaning towards Trump, which is interesting to me, fully believe it because I can guarantee you, they're going to be one of the first cut.

[00:06:57] Sorry, you are caught point blank period like point blank period [00:07:00] girls when law and order comes around you're going to pray prison first You're not a white male that you're not what present as a straight person, which we're gonna have to really figure you're gonna Do the nails are done. Yeah No nails are done the rings coming off.

[00:07:12] Oh, yeah, or I'll keep it on do you love hot moms? Like but it'll be like Matt Matt. Yeah. Yeah, Matt. Yeah. What's a money on? Yeah, I'm trying to think of the female version of Matt Oh, mattiania. Instead of Tatiana. No hold on, Martha? But there's no R in Matthew. But there's no Anna in fucking, No, I made it up.

[00:07:35] Right, so I'm just saying, , what would the equivalent be? Matricia. Instead of Matthew, Matricia. This is Matricia. My wife, Matricia. She's just She's been through a rough patch. She's got a blonde hair, big body. But as you can tell by the hips. Those hips don't lie. 

[00:07:50] I wanted to show you this video. Okay. Just to see if you'd ever seen this. I'm gonna send it to you and see if you can play it. Okay, yeah, so I can get the volume. Yeah. The volume. Yeah. Um. Okay, it's [00:08:00] sad. Because there's I was thinking recently that we should get fucked up and watch bad movies. Yeah, like a really bad movie.

[00:08:08] You know what? I've never seen though is the house in Wonderland. Oh, with a new wonka. It's good. The new one with Timothee Chalamet. No, I said Alice in Wonderland, bitch. Oh, I thought you said one. I'm thinking what? What is that? Wonka Chocolate factory. I forgot the ending of the phrase. So I was like, how, how, how?

[00:08:28] How many of these seltzers have you had, honey? Girl. Girl, baby girl. Well, you have not what have you had not seen Alice Wonderland, the cartoon, all of it. Oh, you've never seen the original Disney one? I think I have. What? I, it was boring to me. Oh no, it's good. Oh, that was before you did weed . Yeah. Now I need to do like, so you would probably love it.

[00:08:46] It's all about drags honey. But what is this play? Play it. Where

[00:08:57] are you going? It's turkey [00:09:00] time.

[00:09:04] Gobble gobble. Gobble gobble.

[00:09:11] Let me tell you these two turkey time listen, it's time for you guys to figure it out. No, yeah, I'm tired of your relationship It's boring. Not just the relationship tired. JLo. JLo. She's got to retire. Honestly, I think she's a recent thing this past year It's not been good the prolonged music video or what was that and there's nobody about like the greatest love story ever told I mean her and Justin Timberlake literally I can't sell any tickets right now.

[00:09:36] There's I believe that. Sorry. Well, look at what they did to me I'm not saying, I mean, Justin wasn't exactly an angel, but there's also a time when you need to know, I'm not the star anymore. I'm still show up at the mall. I'm not the cute young star. I was 25 years ago. That's where it is. It's bothering me so bad.

[00:09:52] Yeah. Like I cannot

[00:09:53] now, now I have some other things talk, baby talk. I know you're about to go into something very naughty. Well, no, it's not [00:10:00] even naughty. It's really embarrassing. So one thing we have to talk about and I'm sure you can play the video, but I wrote this town that Harrison Butker guy. Did you see this video of him?

[00:10:11] Maybe he's an NFL player. He gave a speech at a Catholic college. We gotta listen to this because we gotta listen to the highlight. Girl, girl, I'm going to Spotify. Type her in. Spotify. You might not find it there yet. What's it called? Harrison Butker. Girl, you're fucking gay, first of all, and it's been confirmed.

[00:10:31] directly to you briefly, because I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolical lies told to you. How many of you are sitting here now, about to cross this stage, and are thinking about all the promotions and titles you are going to get in your career? What? Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your future.

[00:10:52] about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabel, would be the first to say that her [00:11:00] life truly started when she began living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. Her life didn't start until she got married. I'm on this stage today and able to be the man I am because I have a wife who leans into her vocation.

[00:11:12] I'm beyond blessed with the many talents God has given me, but it cannot be overstated That all of my success is made possible Because a girl I met in band class back in middle school He's a faggot I'm sorry He's crying ladies and gentlemen of the class of 20 says I'm about pride to pride is a month of sin And yeah first of all he fucked a male cheerleaders and Kelsey has react heck period it's it's Listen, honey, you're living in Midtown Georgia, girl, you're living in Midtown Georgia.

[00:11:43] This is what I wrote, I said, we've been talking about this faggot for over a week now, we don't need a discussion for every self hating gay, they're idiots. And then we discuss. And we discuss, and let's discuss that. That statement came to me, I was like, why am I still talking, because people bring it up, and I'm like, I know guys, I know he said that, because [00:12:00] he's Embarrassing dead.

[00:12:01] It's really, it's, it's really, yeah, like, it's a red flag now you can tell it's, he's like, I got a wife. And it's like, you're, he's also the one that drives a truck. 'cause he's got a little cock. And I know like one of those jacked up trucks, he's, Hey, you don't see a big, you don't see a big dick print in his pants, I'll tell you that.

[00:12:13] And he wears tight pants for football. He also shows ups also. Kicker outfit. Girl, you're a kicker. A kicker girl. They're always the bottom in the group shower, right? Like, I, sorry, the kicker. If anybody's getting fucked by the guy, it's the kicker. Definitely the kicker. They're the smallest ones on the team.

[00:12:25] The fucking kicker. You can't tackle for shit. You can't tackle get, can't really do anything. You kick. I mean, you can kick and that's great ass in the air. What was that noise? Oh, the edibles kicking. This guy's a fucking idiot and I'm just really kind of tired of, and then you're gonna give a speech and tell women what they want, right?

[00:12:44] That's it. I'm sure many of you will say that. He said his wife's life didn't start till she became. Came a wife and a mother her life hadn't started So you don't even know first of all like women need a husband and kids in order to live a fulfilling life Wait, this is [00:13:00] just sick. And it's like there's people who can't have kids even if that is the goal There's people who are gonna get married and can't have kids.

[00:13:06] And so what are they? Are they they're worthless? I guess they don't have filled life. You're not fulfilled. Sorry. Your life was a waste. I guess you got through it though like But you're gonna fuck a cheerleader, a male, because you're gay, you have to tell women what to do. Honey, we know you fucked that cheerleader, and you can tell.

[00:13:21] You can tell. You can just tell when people are gay, and that guy's a gay faggot. Yeah. Sorry. I'm sorry. Ding, ding, ding. Hi, gay! I mean, bottom line, period. Harrison! And your name's Harrison. Let's also talk about that. There it is. Oh my god, Harrison! What white privileged son of a bitch are you and you went to Georgia Tech so you are white privilege you dumb whore I'm not trying to shit on your people because I know you're from from is he from somewhere in Atlanta?

[00:13:45] No, I'm actually gonna say something worse and I know I'm gonna get hate mail. Well, I don't give a fuck But I'm deeply concerned about straight guys from the south. I'm starting to think none of them are good I'm starting to think they all really am worried. Here's what here's my opinion on well, I can give you a little [00:14:00] everywhere But especially when I see frat guys Outfits now, , is it secretly some part hot a little bit more and more uncomfortable with my body and myself gets to give me gay rage.

[00:14:09] It's getting me I'm a racist. It's giving me I'm gonna vote for Trump. It's giving me and part of me wants to fuck them. I see them. And I'm like, that guy's hot. And then I think , wait, he has an accent. Oh, no. Oh, no. I was actually talking about this. I'm like, they're not as hot anymore to me. And I'll tell you this used to be like, I would immediately be like, I would do anything to be with this guy, even though he hates me.

[00:14:32] You're just gonna have to go fishing at a pond and put worms on a hook. It's boring. It's just annoying. It's boring. You're boring. You're pounding really cheap light beer from Walmart. Or liquor that's a 1. 50 of bourbon and you're like, girl. This isn't even good liquor. Like what are you drinking?

[00:14:45] It's giving BotaBox it's giving me BotaBox, but for straights. Yeah. It's like I don't even know what it is. That'd be Natty Light. Yeah, Natty, it's Bush Light, Natty Light. It's that crap play. It's that piss water that you just drink on the lake and always a lake always [00:15:00] a lake It's really a pond, but they have a boat a pontoon boat.

[00:15:02] So it's like it's a lake It's like it's not a lake or they have a speedboat and they go way too fast and fuck everybody up cuz they think it's funny Now my comment to that though is this it's really funny to me when you meet somebody who's super southern a guy Who's I'm talking southern cuz they kind of talk like this.

[00:15:19] I know they're kind of gay faggots I'm from Mississippi and you're like, yeah What's that? Wait, was that gay speak or I'm sorry. I can't understand your accent. There were some people in Louisiana like that. Oh, you literally, I think they're gay or duh. C's a man. I'm like Seasoning seasoning, salt. You got a little seasoning in your loafers.

[00:15:36] Yeah, it's called salt honey . I know. Every time I think about it now, I cannot. I mean, the season, I can't fucking salt. It's salt. girl, Louisiana. Seasoning is salt. It's salt and cayenne. You're like, okay, like, but it's more salt. Then you're like, Hmm. I love, I mean it's fine. Whatever. We did it. We conquered it.

[00:15:56] We're done with it. But southern boys who sound that, Southern, Southern, they can kind of [00:16:00] sound dad. They do Stay on a little guy and you're like. And so, Kayan we had a really Jewish New Yorkish sounding person that I used to work with five years ago, Jewish sound like? Oh, you know, just like this.

[00:16:12] Oh, like Tanya. Oh, from the East Coast. Okay, East Coast. The East Coast. Okay. And it's like something weird. Like, he, I thought he was gay. And then I found out he had a wife. After two years. Is that so weird? Two years of him hitting on me in my eyes when I'm being like, no, you're not my type. Like, no, no. No, not because of the Jew part, but really because he.

[00:16:31] Just, he wore too tight scrubs for the body type. No, can I just make a comment? I would say ice cream cone is what I was gonna say. Ice cream cone. It's not for me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I do. You know, even when you were a lot bigger, you have good legs. I have a You're not Ice Cream Cone. No, I don't look like a For me, Ice Cream Cone is like, you can't have chicken legs and a big belly, and no It's an Ice Cream Cone And a flat ass.

[00:16:55] I, this is bad, but like, we're back and we're on the record. I feel like [00:17:00] everyone I've met who works at a bank, I don't really like, , there's been, I'm not actually a fan.

[00:17:07] Like when I'm asking people what they do and they say, I work at a bank and I'm like, what do you do there? And it's like, if they can't describe what they do to me and I can understand it, I'm like, I don't really, they're a professional cashier is what they are. And they count checks. You know what the ATM does for you?

[00:17:23] That. What they do what that's one of those things last time I have to give you my card and take out Cash and you hand it to me and you like and that's your payment and we're paying you and I I do that at a Machine and the the chase machine that I walk in you can put your checks. Oh, honey You can put all in your dad.

[00:17:38] I'm mobile deposit. You can put your dick right in put your dick in there It sucks it and then you go I would get two dollars. Here's a get ten. No my clog the machine This old hog on this, this hog over here. But yeah, people who work at banks. Now I just finally met someone who kind of breaks the mold, but he doesn't really work in that role.

[00:17:57] He's more doing auditing. So he's a tax [00:18:00] person. Okay. I just, but I know that they say they're in a bank. I'm like a bank or like finance. Is it just finance? You know what a red flag is for me? Tell me this is, I've never said this out loud. So I apologize to anybody out there. Uh, H. R. If you work in H.

[00:18:14] R. to me, there's something. I don't think you've met him, but we know some, I know someone who's in H. R. And it's like travels for it and other weird shit. It's like, you want to act like you're going to give the right answer for everything, but in reality, you really aren't giving the right answer all the time.

[00:18:30] And instead of being humble about it, you're like, no, this is what we do here. This is a policy. This, this is the policy. It's like, okay, but that's not what's happening, bitch. It's That's not what this is about. And they always have to both sides everything. Like I get what you're saying and I'm listening.

[00:18:45] I'm sorry you were sexually abused at work in the break room by the boss. But our policy is you have to report it to other peep this person before you tell the you can't tell your colleagues. The policy is don't ask them to tell. It's a private matter. Nobody saw it. Nobody's going to tell about it. Now keep this quiet because this is HR is [00:19:00] dealing with it.

[00:19:00] That's they'll tell people this. Like, Oh, I've got HR involved. I've got HR involved. No, we don't talk about it. We don't have HR involved. HR is never involved. Do you know what HR does? Yeah. It's a 52 year old, never dated a man, never been married, lesbian, doesn't know what she's doing. Secret closeted lesbian.

[00:19:13] Lots of cats. And she's always very large. She's very much. She's large. And large and in charge. She thinks she's in charge. She's the one who's got the fan, the little fan on her shoulder blowing on her or the, the thing going around the neck, blowing fan cause of menopause. Or she's always wet, a little wet on the outside and she's like, Hey, it's Pam.

[00:19:31] And that's my dog's name. It's a Pam. It's a Pam. Like put your hair Pam. It's usually a Pam. That's true. It's a Pam. It's a Pam. I'm in HR. Hey, this is Pamela and you're like, hey Pam. Hey Pam What do you want now? Well, I was thinking it's hot in here. Yeah. Anyway, I'm not I'm just saying that as Pam No, it's me.

[00:19:48] Oh my god. I was like still girl. No, fuck You made a comment to me at the beginning of this and I'm just gonna play something and then I'm just gonna we're just gonna Talk about it I'm ready. I'm rip roaring ready. It's my 21st [00:20:00] birthday! I'm drunk as fuck right now! Something in my lip. It's my bread I'm supposed to eat.

[00:20:09] I got punched in the eye. It hurts really bad, but I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. It's not licorice bread. She went from cute little pop star to , butch Lowe's lesbian real quick. Like that voice at the end, what that how she sounds? Listen, it's, I have to make a comment about that. What is that? So there was a girl when I was growing up who kind of had that raspy kind of voice and guess what?

[00:20:35] She turned out lesbian. I almost wonder if, Why do you think gay boys sound like this and lesbians do sound like that? Yeah. Like they sound like they're always out of breath. It's part of our culture. Yeah. It's always out of breath. But it's always also like, Like you've been smoking 95 packs of cigarettes in your 10.

[00:20:50] It's kind of like, okay, do they? Well, and they might. I wonder. I think smoking is higher in the queer community. I feel. Well, of course. Well, probably. I don't know if there's data on that, but it seems like. Let's look at [00:21:00] the data. Let's look. Let's look it up. I didn't see a data point. Well, let's talk about her first.

[00:21:04] Yeah. , first of all, remember I had to ask you who this person is. So you just. I sent you a video. What video was that? She was like on a talk show or something. She's like, Listen, what was it? I was like, I don't know who this is. I'm going to do right. I know I keep seeing videos of the person. I'm going to make a montage of her weird moment.

[00:21:23] So we're going to watch it. But even and yeah, because so for me, it's like I keep seeing her face around and I keep seeing videos and I knew even the name. I was like, it's Jojo something because I was like, I remember she came out and everyone made a big, big deal with the kids. She did a lot of like, she's on dance mom.

[00:21:38] So then she got all, what is that? Is that where you don't know fucking dance bombs? Are you kidding? Names of that large woman who ended up in a wheelchair. What happened to her? Yeah. She ended up having cancer in her back or something. I don't So she's in a wheelchair. Yeah. But I love how she's like, this rolls chubby bitch.

[00:21:51] Shes at people. Yeah. Who is telling people into people's tables. Yeah. And how she's, how they need to dance. I, I know of dance farms, I just never watched it. But my question is, when's the last time [00:22:00] you touched a dance floor sweetheart? Other than just wheeling across it because face down when you slid out the chair.

[00:22:05] . So she was a dance mom, girl. There's a really famous, I'll show you. It's a very famous like, so Jojo, like this Joe job. So Joe Joe deal. Yeah. Her mom's been bleaching her hair since she was three. Oh, it's going to fall out. That's, Oh, look at her. She's a lesbian.

[00:22:19] I'll be fine. She doesn't need to be bald. She doesn't need her. She's annoying as fuck. And that's our future. And again, like we were talking about the beginning of the theme of this is our country's fuck. That's Gen Z coming up right there to all of these influencers now. And from reality people, like, are they just running the country?

[00:22:33] , it seems like. It's like, why are we paying attention to any of these people? , is the Kardashians still whenever I hear someone start talking about them? I'm like, you're still following them. Well, let them die. Bitch got booed. So she did wear at a roast at the roast at Tom Brady. She got booed when, oh, she got booed hard.

[00:22:48] It's hilarious. She went like this. She goes. I mean, we don't, why does she not realize? What are you even doing? You literally fuck somebody on camera, and now this is your life. Which, honestly, it's a smart move. [00:23:00] HR would be not proud of you, but Ray J had a hot dick. So Ray J fucked the hell out of you, and all of a sudden now you're famous, and that's fine, and you brought all your fucking family, and of course, But then we had to deal with it.

[00:23:10] Now you have a transphobic trans mom. Or dad. A trans dad? Call her dad. Oh, they still call My dad, she, yeah. First of all that bitch put out something that said leave the kids out like something crazy I'm like girl, you're trans like I don't get it. Also, look who you raised. Look at the kids that you were involved with They're fucked up.

[00:23:29] I love how nobody wants to point that part out. One of these people are like look at those goddamn It's like and honestly for those that think they raised the good kids, right? They didn't unfortunately By that I mean a lot of people had to turn themselves out And we showed up and showed out. Turn that pussy out!

[00:23:45] Turn it out, turn it out, turn it out, turn it out. Rah, rah, rah And you kinda did. And I did, I turned out. Honestly, we both did. Honestly, we're all turning out. We've had a glow up. Um, it may not be recognized by anyone else other than me, but. Honestly, and especially even in our Almost four years of doing this.

[00:23:59] What's [00:24:00] happening? We're old and I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I think it's so fun. I love it. Cause , I really, really can't wait for our trip after, well, I got to tell you something about my tribe. I can talk about New York a lot because we've been talking about it, but I've got to tell you about my trip.

[00:24:12] I need to hear my emotions. Let me get up here because I'm ready. Okay. Oh, she's ready. Well. The emotions of it is basically, it's made me very emotional. Actually I really do feel something's bringing me to New York. , I don't know. It's something I made this trip happen out of nowhere. Also, may I just submit, before I even make any comments, I love flying airplanes now because I fit perfectly.

[00:24:37] And let's see, I can have this. Oh, that's so fucking weird. I can have the thing down. Oh, I love, I know, isn't it nice to have two? It's nice to be able to , not feel like you're slobbering, slobbering over somebody. Slobbering on somebody. And that happens sometimes when I'm passed out on my own. I tried to do that to Matt last time we were on a flight.

[00:24:52] I said, we can get a blanket, but it didn't work. Well. He was opposed. Opposed. Honestly, he should be. I do not need to get on a no [00:25:00] fly list. Yeah, you have too much to do. We have too much to do. Like, sir, you're sucking dick in first class. And we'll finally make it, and then you'll have to take , we'll just have to do a tour bus.

[00:25:06] And that'll be more fun maybe. I almost heard that. I mean. When I had the, the lay flat, the lay flat seats to, to and from Italy last year, I was like, I mean, if it were a pod, it'd be over. My favorite thing is when the straight guys fall asleep and I'm like, I always look down at their crotch and I'm like, they could get a heart on.

[00:25:21] And they do. I've seen some. Oh, we've seen some morning wood. I've looked over and I'm like. She's dreaming. And she's blatantly leaving. It makes you wonder. Makes you wonder. What's she dreaming of? What if I A little bit of cock, if you will. What if you just let the hand slide? What if I just sexually assaulted this passenger on the plane?

[00:25:37] Yeah, which we do not condone. We do not condone that. So, went to New York. I it's very scary alone. I was gonna say, like, when you were texting me and you were there, I'm like, I mean, you have to do everything on your own. I was scared. You're like, I'm going here, I'm doing that. Right, and it was very I can do that by myself because sometimes I'm like, no, no, that was, I'd rather go there with someone.

[00:25:58] Yeah, like that's how I kind of, you know, [00:26:00] some restaurants I'll go alone cause I'm like, I really want that food. But other times I'm like, I want to be with someone. It's weird. I always feel like I'm an outcast, but really you're not, you're actually being city is filled with, you're literally doing something that half the people can't even fucking do.

[00:26:13] There's some people who cannot go to dinner alone. I know there are some people who listen to this show when I do that. I know. And I'm like, the first time I went to a movie alone, Matt was like, You went to a movie alone? You know what it's like to be alone? It's great. It was the dumbest thing ever, and I was like, You're just watching a movie, and it's cold.

[00:26:30] It feels so good. And I got popcorn, I got candy, I'm just sitting around. And you're just living your best life. Quiet. Going to a movie alone is key. But eating too. You're going for the food. Drink your drink, scroll on your phone, and eat. you just scroll on your phone, it's actually more fun. It is more fun.

[00:26:44] You don't have to talk about anything. You get to do what you want to do. It's what you want to do all the time. Basically being alone is the best thing in the world. Even when you're in a relationship and you're on the couch and you're both scrolling alone. Let me fix this cord real quick. Okay. Yeah, you were kind of pulling it.

[00:26:58] That would bay a, that would be real bay. That would be [00:27:00] bad , so you make your decisions alone and I'm like, okay, well I'm gonna go walk. So I walked to the Chelsea market from Park Street. It was like I was a mile and a half away and I walked all way to Chelsea. That's so far. Walked in there.

[00:27:11] And mind you, can I say this? I place I've nothing there. Last time I liked that place all day. You have so many good options. So it's four o'. I didn't stop there though. I was like, I don't know, I'm just not. G sais honestly. Let that, that's so, so then I started walking north. See you had the bottom later tonight.

[00:27:25] 'cause my, my problem was I was trying to make it to the eagle, but it's only six o'clock at this point now. And I'm like, well I'm fucking hungry. Hungry. I'm starting to get dizzy. 'cause no eating all day. It's kind of not good. And walking right. Yeah. Sweating. Right, like, you're dead. So I basically gonna pass out, basically found this diner, went to the diner, had a burger.

[00:27:41] Couldn't even finish a burger though. Something's happening in my body. I'm just skinny. Then I was like, well, I'm not gonna wait three hours and then go to the eagle and stay there for five hours. Like, I can't do this. Yeah. Where am I gonna walk to once you get the sling and take a nap? So I was like, I'm going back to the hotel.

[00:27:52] So the hotel, love this. Went to CVS, took a nap. Ugh. Watched some basketball and some NHL. And then I was like, all right, well it's time to go to the Eagle. And I walked, you're [00:28:00] so doing this. Walked to the eagle, which is not far actually from our hotel, and the virgin will not be far. It won't be. It'll be pretty easy, like 45 minutes or less, 15 minutes.

[00:28:09] Yeah. Going across is not as, it's not as big as you think. It's literally two miles across. It's not that. And if you're walking a normal pace, it's like 30 minutes. Is it, what is it? You're thinking it's 15 minutes from the hotel, even if it's 30, that's still, no, it's definitely cool.

[00:28:23] We don't have to Uber. No, you're we're close. Okay. I like that. The only time we're going to have to Uber would be at the end. Yeah. I don't know. That's what I did. Slutty outfits at 4. Yeah. Cause that. It's still New York. It's so New York. A little, some, some key points here. I met a guy named David. Hello, David.

[00:28:39] Hi, David. He's David. Sorry. He probably gets that. . He is a twice graduated Columbia superstar and he was there writing. This is really interesting. So I was like, so here's what you have to do when you're alone. You mentioned Columbia and I'm like, Oh, I'm like, my pussy just got literally like, Do you have one bedroom or a studio?

[00:28:59] I might have made out with him [00:29:00] later. But, and because we were both bragging about kissing and So jealous. It's weird, when I'm alone, I'm a weirdo. I'm totally different. I know. It's weird. You're just gonna have to pretend you're alone when I'm there so I can see it. I know, but see that's the thing.

[00:29:13] Maybe it's the pressure of like, You don't have to perform, not when I'm here. You're gonna be performing, honey. There was somebody getting fucking slapped so hard at the Eagle. Oh, I won't do that. I was like, oh no. Fucked. Smacked so hard, like first was getting smacked by the guy and then he started sucking his dick.

[00:29:28] It was crazy. Also some key points. David, met him. Hi, David. Hi, David. Thank you for talking to me. You always love to start a conversation with like, So, I'm on like a little solo trip. Yeah, you get to tell. Because I'm on a midlife crisis. Ah, ha, ha, ha. This is your starting line for everybody. He's like, I'm 28, um.

[00:29:44] Oh, he was 25, Yeah. No. Yep. Yep. I go, oh God. So he was there alone though, as well. And you're gonna like this. Okay. This is really cool. And I actually really wanna follow him. At The eagle. Is at the eagle. Okay. Outside. Wait till you get the outside. Yeah. I'm like, oh no, the outside's. Was it where Ms got his dicks up?

[00:29:58] No. That's a different area. That's what I thought. I [00:30:00] was like, that's what you mean. I don't even care. It's huge. It's a huge deck. That's like, you could see the sky. Yeah, you can see the guy. Oh, I'm done Surrounded by the building. So you're kinda in this alley, , oh it is. So, but are there windows up there?

[00:30:11] Yeah, but there's nothing happening in the outside most of the time. That would be fun. Okay, so. We're talking and he's doing so I was like, oh you're here alone. He's like, yeah interesting and I said, yeah, it's kind of different It's different. Yeah, I like it. He was like, yeah, I'm here alone. I was like, oh, okay, , you know people here But whatever and he's like, well, I'm actually kind of doing research.

[00:30:30] I'm like, of course you are. What? Yeah And so I was like, okay, what about and he's like, so I think he was a music major and a journalist major I think those are the two things he Huh? Mm. Oh my God. Yeah. So he's smart. Smart. Yeah, really smart. He moved away from Louisiana in 18. I love it. I love that.

[00:30:47] I know his, I love his backstory. And I remember by the way, I fucked Love you. That means you think he's hot. 'cause we only pay attention people. He was very cute. People we think are hot. Cute. Yeah. And he was very cute and he was talking to me and I was like, I was just nervous. It's scary. I, oh [00:31:00] God. It's and so then he's researching though how music affects.

[00:31:05] Like sex drive and yeah, how when you're at a club and now alcohol also plays a factor obviously or drugs Anything that lowers your inhibitions, but there is nothing GHB will really make you horny. Honestly It's like how much research do you need on that shit right literally sex though, he probably is researching He probably has a whole thing right?

[00:31:25] Yeah But my thing is he wanted to know certain because there are songs that when you feel you're like, oh, yeah And you're , do you know what I'm saying when the beat drops in lunch? Okay, I could eat that girl, right? So he's researching. Yeah, so he's researching why okay. I like and I was like, well, it could be the bass I was starting to get really into like eyes.

[00:31:43] Yeah, I was like hit my pen like yeah It is when the beat the bait when the bass hits man No, no, no feel the beat in your body. It does make you feel when it kind of goes really high You Like it fades away and then boom and it lays on your pussy and you're ready to pop that puss. I'm ready. So yeah, so David was a highlight of [00:32:00] my night and yeah, I also pulled out my dick for the, I just remembered this, for the store owner.

[00:32:07] The guy that was at the store. I was looking, I couldn't find my cock ring. Oh, cause he wanted you to. So I go in there and I'm like, he's like, well, you can try it on over here. And then I was fumbling it. And he's like, do you want my help? And I was like, I don't want to get you in trouble. He's like, It's fine.

[00:32:17] Oh, I like that. Yeah, so I had my cock out and he was just Did he tou Did he touch it for you? Yeah, he was trying to like He was Yeah, I have too big of a situation. See, I'm sorry, like Oh, really? Yeah, it's too big. The whole, , meat and potato, , it's like Yeah, , I Well, he The potatoes are really It's just not It's It's probably hard to get I need a It's probably hard to get around the ball sack, even.

[00:32:35] Correct. I broke I break it like that all the time. So that's Interesting. I mean, I should probably just do slower, but I'm trying to shove it all through. Well, it hurts as you're putting it on. So I know. And then I'm like, am I cut? I always am afraid I'm cutting off. I'm always afraid that my dicks purple and fall off.

[00:32:51] And I'm like, or if it's hard for four hours, then you've had a medical emergency, which I think I've done that. I think I've done that too. I have masturbating. People do it not [00:33:00] four hours in a row, four hours in a row. He's masturbating for like two hours. Yeah, I would do that. I mean, , but not for no, not for her, but I had to a medication related, I think.

[00:33:10] Oh, from Cialis? No, Trazodone. Oh my. I took Trazodone and I was really like, What is going on with this thing? I would wake up every time I woke up in the middle of the night. Oh yeah. Oh, does that make you hard? Ecstasy? Yeah. Oh, that's fun. I kinda wanna do it. We're not going to, cause we're scared.

[00:33:29] I know, . But. I mean, you could. If I supervised. But I don't want to, I mean, you would love it. I'm like, oh, you would go nuts. David, David Rub, rub me, rub me. David. David, fuck me with your cello. Oh, he was so sweet. So then that was that the next day it rained, so I chilled out. Oh, I love, I kind of, I mean, it was kind of worked out for me.

[00:33:51] Oh, I don't have to go to the park or pick a museum or go here, go there. But I didn't eat until two o'clock. So mind you, I had one meal earlier. I love that. And then I only had. Uh, [00:34:00] wings the next day. You're the only person that's gonna lose weight going to New York. I literally had two meals while I was there, by the way.

[00:34:04] Two and money actually, honey, I'm about to be famous. This is about happen, like I think you figure this out. You live in New York in a studio apartment, you don't spend any money 'cause you don't eat. You just pay your fucking rent. Go out when you can. Yeah. And just panhandle people and get situations lined up and I'll be a hooker.

[00:34:20] Well, you could work as a journalist with David and like collect stories. David, I wanna be your, you could club one who does the research for him. Oh, I'm a research rat. So you go and you play, you listen to the music with Spotify, see what they're playing ish. Or get the samples and then look at the crowd and jot down what they're doing.

[00:34:34] Is anyone having sex? Is anyone really starting to get horny looking? Yeah. Yeah. I could do research fully record it. Yeah, I kind of think it's going to have to happen. Call David up. I'm going to call David up. We're going to, I'm going to message him. I'm friends with him on Instagram. Okay. And then the second thing that happened to me, and this is what, Goldilocks!

[00:34:51] Went to Goldilocks by myself. Okay. Describe what Goldilocks is, because I don't think you know. It's a, I'll actually put a clip right here of the process. Preview of it because have you ever seen [00:35:00] it? It's cannonball, but hot fats, but I was like, but there's still some say cannonball in the same sense as Goldilocks And yeah, no, it's not and it's not I know something feels something feels helicopter II something feels deadly something feels Okay, so Mmm, they'll do oh my god, it's Goldie.

[00:35:22] Okay

[00:35:27] Ooh, this is fun. I see what you mean. It's not chubs, it's bears. So, only New Yorkers are a difference. Because there's enough of them. So yeah, it's like, yeah. Oh, some of them are really actually, Oh yeah. They're not big at all. Or a cannibal girl. Yeah. Some of them. Yeah. So anyway, so I have to go to Goldilocks and at this point I [00:36:00] have to go because I'm like, this is why I'm here too.

[00:36:01] Like I'm going, but it's scary. You've been two months in a row. And I was almost three until I had to put the wrong. And can we make

[00:36:12] mother on that beat? Are we about to witness a gun? I know, I feel like it's about to happen. A lot of shouting. A lot of shouting. Remember you told me the first time I was here in a gun battle here, you were like, Don't worry, the bullets would have to go, they'll angle up so they won't hit. Yeah, they couldn't.

[00:36:25] They won't hum directly, they'll go through the house and into here. I don't think it hits through the window, it's just going to go up, it's not going to go through the window. Unless they're on the second floor. But they're shouting outside. Yeah, that's fine. They're just shouting. Scream and shout and let it all out.

[00:36:38] So you So I'm going by myself and it's not I know. I'm like, what if we just fucking go June 29th? Just a flight away. Here's the problem though, it's Pride. We're not even going to get a hotel. Oh, I didn't think of that. Fuck, all those are sold. Everything's sold. God damn it. Yeah, no, no, no. I totally forgot.

[00:36:55] It's everyone once in a while. We can go again, like in the fall. Oh, we're going back. But here's what [00:37:00] I want to say. Mm hmm. So it's scary doing something on your own and it really takes balls. And so I'm walking in and they're doing a photo shoot in the front with all the guys and I walk in and they're like, and it's still kind of early.

[00:37:10] Cause I was like, I want to go earlier. Cause I don't want to like, I wasn't doing anything anyway., this is what I need. Sorry. My phone was falling. You keep dragging and grabbing stuff. Yeah, this is worried about your meat and potatoes. Don't worry. The, the, the grabbing is going to start happening.

[00:37:22] Okay. So get there, go downstairs, take off my pants, sit around. Are you just in a jock? Shock strap and no shirt harness. I forgot my goddamn harness. I probably would too. I forgot. I don't even know how to put it on. I didn't bring it. I don't even get it. Like I, Michael has to put it on, even as they're on.

[00:37:37] I'm like, well, sometimes I'm like, is it tight? It's because it's a harness. I feel like it makes my definition of harness. What is a harness for to hold back? Or probably like, yeah, like a horse. You're right. So that's not supposed to feel great. It's supposed to keep you in check. You're supposed to be, Oh, you're a little master or you're, but everyone wears them.

[00:37:56] So some of the, it's gotten too popular. Sometimes it's gotten too popular in my [00:38:00] opinion, indentured servant. We can't say slave. Oh, okay. Anyway, so. Starts going, the music starts playing, da da da. I'm seeing some cool people. I'm seeing some people I don't want. Some guy came up to me, uh, and was like, I want to fuck you.

[00:38:12] And I'm like, he's like, I'm from Columbia. And I'm like, okay, it's 10 o'clock. , I'm gonna be here till, like, While I was trying to go till 4. Why would I want to get fucked at 10pm when the place is open till 4? Right, it just opened. The lights are still on. Oh god, no. It's cold. He's trying to pump and dump.

[00:38:27] He's old. He wants to go home. He was young. It was not cute. Sorry, then that might be drugs because drugs will make you want to fuck anything at any time something culture I think he's used to being we'll just go up in my time zone. Well, Columbia is pretty East Yeah, but I think it's more maybe he was later for him.

[00:38:45] But now it's no honey. Yeah, we don't we don't fuck We're probably the same day probably fuck first then party then he We're kind of the opposite. It's not a bad idea. Once you get the fucking out of the way, I'm telling you, you can eat and go to bed. Well, half the night. That's what I do with Matt. We're wasting a lot of time.

[00:38:59] I'm like, Matt, [00:39:00] Matt, Matt, it's 8. 30 PM and then after this I want to watch a show, have a snack, go to bed. Sometimes you have to just do it. Yeah. It's way better early. Okay, so. So I'm standing there. It's starting to get heated in there. There's some eye, eye looking at people. Certain people are trying to come up to me.

[00:39:12] I'm not into those people, of course. And then I see. The first of two of my crushes. Oh my god. And I was like, there he is. The one from before? The one from last time? Yeah, I sent you a picture. He was the one across the bar. That's my blonde boyfriend. He's hot as fuck. Guess who else showed up? He's not a bear, honey.

[00:39:29] Oh no, he's a chaser babe. Oh, okay. Okay. Then walks in. Oh my god. Sling boy. With the one I was , playing with a stick and it was so fun. Oh yeah, but you said he was hot. Yeah. And I was like, so I'm like this, so this is pre, pre slain this, so at this point I it was $13 a drink. And I'm like, I'm trying to stay mature and keep on this trip.

[00:39:47] Yeah, you have, you don't wanna be blacked. So I, because you're alone. And here's the problem though, no one's gonna help you like cut it out and Well, that's where you wrong. Tell honey Cut what out the alcohol a little bit. , I, I went to cash. Yeah. Because I, like, I, yeah. And so then I was sucking on my [00:40:00] pen though, like it was a cigarette.

[00:40:01] I was smoking. So I'm trying to get fucked up and dance, and I'm nervous, and I feel I'm an old, creepy man just standing here, and I'm not, though, but I'm No, not at all. But I'm like Not there. And then I was like, everybody hates me, I'm a failure, I'm a loser, like you get You were going through your full psyche.

[00:40:15] Yeah, full cycle. And then I ran into this really hot guy from Chicago and his group and, but I was so nervous because I love it. The group. I love a group. See, I was bounce. Well, I know. And I was alone. This one's boring now. And this one's actually not as hot. I'm going to go to this one. Are you guys friends?

[00:40:32] And what did you do that one time? You are so good at that part. I love groups. I'm good at , I'm good at the assist from the initial, I'm good after you initiate. And I started, you are. And then you find that one and you're like, but you're really good at being like, oops. And then you're like, oh.

[00:40:46] That's a really cool shirt. Oh, and then it's like conversation on we know their backstory. We know their parents it's the whole thing. Yes So I'm feeling fucked up. Okay. Also, the room is literally I can't move. I [00:41:00] can't breathe or jerking off people are sucking off So you're like turning around it.

[00:41:03] It's sweaty body up and your people are still dancing and you're just like turning around There's someone jerking off. There's a dick over there in monkey pox. I'm thinking syphilis Things I'm like, wow, this is crazy and I'm like and also I only had wings that day at four o'clock in the afternoon, or three o'clock in the afternoon, and it's like midnight.

[00:41:20] It was like one o'clock mine. Or actually it was two o'clock when this happened. Girl, nine hours later, no food. So I kept running into the hot Chicago guy. Cool, cool, cool. He was like, Hey. And I was like, Hey. And I was nervous. I was very nervous. Oh, obviously very nervous. Yeah. And so then it's time for, I was like, I got to go like this is, I was to that point where I was so high and I had another beer and I think it kind of put me over the, where I was like, if I don't go now, the limit under arrest, if I don't go now, I'm not going to know how to get back to the hotel and I have to Uber her out.

[00:41:46] So I have to like that level, like I got to get to the hotel and I don't know how it was like, I don't want to , I could be fading right now. I could be literally blacking out. Yeah, I know what, what you're saying. You know what I'm, I'm on the edge of , I know that's a scary time and you know you're on the edge and you're like, oh God.

[00:41:57] Oh God, I'm losing my shit. I'm like, [00:42:00] everything's fine. And then especially when you're high, when I get super high and drunk, I like your anxiety paranoia. Yeah. So in that moment, do you remember when we talked about how my legs would shake a little bit? When I, you remember when I said that? Like when I'm doing like the, yeah.

[00:42:12] When I, because I don't wanna pass out so I don't lock my legs, so I shake 'em. And especially when I'm high, then it's like, uh, yeah. So just think of that shakiness. My hands are shaky. Everything's shaky. So the hot guys coming behind me up the stairs, I'm still in my jockstrap and I'm carrying my clothes.

[00:42:25] , you know, what you just reminded me of. All those service members in the military talking about going up the steps after three days out in the field. Oh, they're standing face Oh, I know what you did. That's what I'm saying. They're my jockstrap up the stairs Full hole following.

[00:42:40] Oh god, and he's hot. Oh like, I'm of course, honey. He is. Oh Hot let me and you're just like vulnerable. You are unfed. You're wilting cap. I'm you're blacking out this is actually all of them. Oh, that's a whole all of that's a good group. Yeah, I know we got to find your [00:43:00] Chicago. Are we talking to that?

[00:43:00] We got to go there then. Well, that's what he said. So that's why he added me as a friend. OK, well, let me get to what happened. Oh, God, I want to follow that. It's so scary. Okay, so then I'm shaky shaky. I'm like, I got to get dressed before I go outside. So I don't want to take off my shoes for whatever reason.

[00:43:14] Didn't want to do it. I don't want to put them back on. That's why I'm leaving them on. I'm going over, right? Yeah. So I proceeded to do that while there were fabletics and they had the little inner liner. So your foot, your toes get into that broken ankle and I'm balancing on trying to get this foot in.

[00:43:29] So I barely get that one in, but I'm struggling. He's watching me and I'm like, he's staying there holding my phone. I think at that point or something. And I was like, so then I'm struggling, struggling, struggling, struggling. Get the other foot through. It was in the same fucking short hole. So I'm standing there with a little squirt and I'm like, and I looked at him and I go, are you on stairs or at the top of the stairs?

[00:43:48] And he's standing there and there's guys over here and I'm like, no, I'm by myself. And I'm like, I go, I don't think anything could be more horrifying right now than this moment. And he's like, you're fine, babe. And I was like, okay. Oh, he was so kind. Oh, you're fine. [00:44:00] Yep. Oh, yeah, they did. So then I go to, so then I couldn't figure out, I couldn't see my shorts really well.

[00:44:12] So those are thick. So I was trying, so then I couldn't figure out the, I was looking for the holes , And he's like, let me help you. And he got the shorts ready to go. . I put my one foot through. He helps it through. Oh God. He helps me. It's like a little kid. You're put it grandpa put on his feet and shoes or put on his shorts.

[00:44:29] None of those. It's a little kid or grandpa. Yeah, it's grandpa. It was grandpa being, let's get him a chair to sit down. And I'm looking at him thinking you're like, and then he was like, well, I want your Instagram. I was like, you want my Instagram after this? Oh, that's even better. I know he was so that means he is a type two.

[00:44:43] He like he's a helper. He likes to take care of people. And that could be a red flag to considering. It depends. It just depends. Because I like he's really nice. Like he's , you're nice too. But he was like, I could not. I was like, Why are you doing this? I even said that if you couldn't tell why he's doing it, then he's [00:45:00] nicer than me.

[00:45:00] Yeah, because for me, you would know I'm trying to get in your pants or like we kept running into each other and kept going. Um, But he was there with his partner, but that was not a big deal. But , I was just alone and scared. Right. So if I could do it again, I would have slowed down a little bit on the weed.

[00:45:12] Um, that's for sure. And now did anything happen after that? What's crazy is no, I had no hookups this weekend. I love it, but you made out. I had a little make out, so I saw some dicks. Oh, I didn't even go to the bathhouse in PV, , I didn't care. Oh, right. , that's the thing. It's fine. Everything was fine.

[00:45:28] I was like, when you know that it's fully available at any given moment, at any time, anywhere, you don't really feel pressured about it. It's like straight people. You can go to New York City, yeah. It's what straight people feel. I can't imagine that. Yeah, , oh, I'm good. , I know I can get it, , if we go to the store, if we go to the bar, if we go That's like when I have a straight guy friend who's, , single still, cause they well, when I was younger and he they were also younger, like, 25, and they didn't have a girlfriend, and I'm like, you don't feel straight?

[00:45:51] They're like, no. I don't I don't need to go out tonight. No, they don't have to. I just hooked up with someone on Thursday last week. I was like, Oh, this is where the gate. So everyone's to be like, you guys are nasty. We're [00:46:00] trying to find the limited number. We have to go literally to one room. Fucking partner.

[00:46:04] Oh my God. Where are you? Where are jock straps around and try to flash our bodies just to get attention. And you do that around the whole city. We have seven places we can do it, right? You can do it in the whole city bar. Any bar you a straight person walks into. They're like, oops, the whole bar is a potential, but don't worry.

[00:46:19] Half of it. Yeah. And you don't get made fun of either. Like you're living your best life. So um, And there's so many of them that like the fat ones get the fat ones are around the skinny ones. You know, the old players have all the body types. Usually we go into a wall or something. It's a mix, very big mix.

[00:46:35] You might not find your tight. Let me tell you, it's everybody and everybody. And I'm talking everybody and including the people in diapers, including the people. You're like, why are you here? Yeah, but welcome. , so I did a full jerk session, , in the morning. The next morning I woke up early on purpose and I was on the apps.

[00:46:50] I was like, Oh, I like that. Boop, boop, bada, boop, bada, bing, bada, boop. You get another picture. You get his picture, a little video, short video. His Twitter page comes up. Oh, no, maybe I want to go to his and come over here. And I met a really hot [00:47:00] ginger uncut London originator and he's very hot. And that's a lot of descriptives and none of them are things you really like.

[00:47:06] I know. And I let him know that I was going to be back at the Virgin hotel. And he lives there. Oh, yeah. So see, this is what we need. I met somebody who had an Emmy. I met somebody who Michael and all my friends follow. He hit me up and said, You're fucking cute. And I go, Michael, because he has his Instagram.

[00:47:27] So it doesn't scream. And I said, Oh, you're following this hot guy has an Emmy. Oh, no. So that was the other guy. Yeah, he was. He's in television or something. And I was like, I'm telling you, it's like, it'd be so easy. Something is drawing. Yeah. I did hit up Ms. Okay. Okay. But. I told him I was being a shitshow.

[00:47:44] Yeah. Like you're saying I'm going out and being crazy. Yeah. I'm like, I would love to see you. If we run into each other, if you have, I don't know if he wants to see me, honestly, and that's fine. And so I kind of am letting him like, I'm like, I'm here, but like I said, no pressure. If we hung out, we'd have a blast, but , I don't want him to like, feel obligated to meet up.

[00:47:59] He's doing great [00:48:00] in his life. So I'm sort of just like, I don't care. I, I really miss them is like, they still bring up people. I mean, we'll bring them up. They're like, whatever happened to that third guy? I'm like, he was great. I mean, it did get hard. It just got hard. Yeah. You got hard too. And that was very hard.

[00:48:15] So yeah, so that's my basically you are famous and should be in New York and something. I'm just going to mark it right here. What's the date? May 20th, 2024. I actually didn't know. I was like, tell me something is going to bring me there. I don't know what, I don't know how, maybe it's this new part.

[00:48:31] Probably an airplane. True. I'm not driving. Yeah, I'm never going to drive in a row. Um, but maybe, um, Can I say, um, again, um, you just did, we can have a party, like we'll do what this Goldilocks is and we can get a venue in New York and advertise easily and maybe make money just to be able to go there once a month.

[00:48:54] And that would pay for our trip there. And we were just like, 50 people there and they pay a 10 cover. Do the math. It's [00:49:00] 20 to Goldilocks. Oh yeah, and there was two hundred they said there was two hundred and twenty tickets sold. Right. So what is, do the math, can you do the math for me? Do the, I can't.

[00:49:08] Okay. Two hundred times twenty? Yeah. Is that what you said? So that would be ten times two, so you do ten times twenty, so two hundred, times ten, two thousand. Or times two, four thousand. Twenty thousand. I can't do math. Is it twenty thousand dollars? Wait, what did you say again? How much is what? It is twenty thousand, oh no, is it?

[00:49:25] Twenty? Twenty hundred people spent

[00:49:33] It's 400. Yeah, that's not that much. There's gotta be more than that, honey. No, that's not 400. No, 400. No, it's not 400, bitch. 200 people paying 20 is not 400. That's the only times two you're right. It's so much. 40, 000. 4, 000? Can you just do the god damn math? This has gotta get cut. 200 times 20. 4, 000. Yeah, it's not as [00:50:00] much as we think.

[00:50:00] That's why I went out. Okay, but more than 400, but if it's a thousand around the venue. We do our own marketing. That's 3, 000. I'd pay for a cup of night. I'd pay for one day in New York, so Literally, it's like, well the hotel's 500 a night, and then the flights are apparently 400. Um, it was like 62, 000 points to get my flight.

[00:50:19] Well, because I did first class, but I can't believe it's such a short flight. It's not worth it. You're not even getting a snack. It's the checked bag for me, it's the larger size seat, it's the free drinks, because I'm going to be shugging. When you're going in the morning, I'm not going to chug. You're going to have mimosas.

[00:50:33] It's going to be at 7am. You have to meet me. We gotta, we're like, I literally, yeah. I'm like, I want people to meet us. They're gonna meet us. No, I really want people to show up. Show up and show out. I want Brandon. Maybe we'll plan our first party. Actually, yeah. Ty, David, you're welcome. I do have some, I don't know where we're at.

[00:50:51] These lights make me look so old. I wrote five star hotel not better than a Holiday Inn, but that's because I got the Priceline room. Let's get honest, it was not the room. I had [00:51:00] no view. I had, It was not cute. So the But they called it a five star hotel. But you're like five star. And I'm like, a five star A Holiday Inn is a five star.

[00:51:07] No, but I'm saying it would have been the same as a Holiday Inn. Like, I was like, this is not that special. Yeah, I get what you mean. That's the trick here. 

[00:51:14] I'm going to tell you right now, intermissions are a absolute apps, a fucking loot must in that goddamn city. No. It's an absolutely yes. You you have to take a nap. I'm sorry or not even a nap But like for me it was your legs up, honey You need a moment of refuge when you're in New York City about mid afternoon conditioning or night the air conditioning laying down Take your shoes off.

[00:51:36] Yeah, hello everything hurt if you need a shower cuz you've sweat all day walking around shower clear up I You can't roll through the fucking day and then be like, let's go have a nice dinner You are dirty. The cars alone are putting out so much fucking pollution. You're getting covered in soot everywhere you are.

[00:51:51] No, they've done studies. People who run in the city, they get worse lung function because of all the pollution than people who run outside. I can see that. It's [00:52:00] just a mess. It's kind of crazy because I was thinking , everybody's dirty here. Everyone's dirty. But I kind of like it. That's why. Oh my god.

[00:52:05] The bottom of their feet? Bottom of their feet. You need an intermission. Even the water, I'm kind of like, is this clean? Yeah, they're like, it makes the pizza good. It's like, how old are the pipes here? I didn't even think of that. How many rats have swum through the pipes? How many levels are there below this place?

[00:52:19] It's so many. Where are we at here? There's a whole village of rats down there. That's crazy. Like huge. But I love it. Millions. I fucking love it. 

[00:52:25] Weren't you going to say something? . I have other things. Yeah. One thing I was thinking and I'm worried, I wanna see if this comes to fruition during Pride. Okay. We're putting it out and then during New York City and then if I need to get tickets because I'm worried, I'm worried honestly. Okay. Breaking news.

[00:52:42] I might be at becoming a choice of on gay . I know. I'm sorry. But there's some songs I know. He is an annoying butch bottom. I can't. I can't do it. You'll be in your harness. You'll be we already talked about. We already talked about levels. You're gonna have your neon [00:53:00] on It's official. I know and that's why i'm not going to become that you can Some of these songs though, I mean I have nowhere to talk I just jerked off in a room with a bunch of fucking like elite.

[00:53:10] You're gonna become a circuit game I'm, like and what do they do? I'm like in new york city the elite bear party like Well, I mean 20. I'm not gonna lie though elite Well, no the elite people right, yeah there ain't in our category, let me tell you, it's not Laban. I'm a cute Midwesterner there. I know.

[00:53:28] I can't wait to be. I have a listener question. Well, if I am, okay, let's go through that. I'll say the thing. Yeah, I'm going to save it. Anyways, I have a big topic. It could be your sundry. No, it's way too. Okay. This is a quick thing. And it was like a 30 minute discussion. It's gonna be a quick answer and question.

[00:53:43] The question is, is it worse to be in an emotional affair or a physical? Emotional. I say emotional as well, and I say it's worse actually for everybody. Because the two that are in love are tortured. Yep. The one that you actually love and married, you're, you still love, it's hurt, it just hurts.

[00:53:58] The whole thing hurts. And then they're hurt, and you're [00:54:00] hurt, everyone's hurt, everyone's betrayed. And there's so much more involved in that emotional stuff. It's like, so you didn't get any, the physical thing is like, okay, you had sex with someone. Okay. That's five or six instances, even if it's that many times, but emotionally you start to question everything.

[00:54:14] You're like the past five years. Did you understand my, how I felt at all for five years? Yes. You said that to me. So to me and the corollary. I think if you're in an emotional affair and you didn't even have sex, I think that's worse than if you met someone and had sex one time on, you were drunk after a bar one night, whatever.

[00:54:33] You hooked up with the person at work one time. That is not as bad as someone talking, texting, sending pictures, saying, I miss you, all this other shit emotionally, even if you never meet in person. I have to agree. Now, do you think, but okay, so let's look at it from the actual person who's being cheated on.

[00:54:52] Okay. Okay. What would they rather though? , what would you rather? I would rather physical for sure. I think I'd rather though. I wonder [00:55:00] that's what I'm getting. They're obsessed with the physical. The men and the women like I think straight men view women as property. And so they're like, you violated my woman, my prop, my person, my wife.

[00:55:10] How dare you touch my wife? When you hear that? How dare you touch my wife? I'm like, what's the difference if he touches your wife or abuses or hurt someone other like it? What do you mean your wife? , what is that? No one is my person. Okay. Yeah, you're not, they're not property. It's , goes back to Harrison Butker.

[00:55:25] , no, a woman's role is not to be your wife and mother. , that's not her role. She's just a person like you. But, but, but straight guys get obsessive about it. They do. Everything is their property, my kids and my this. My house, this is my lawn. Get off my, my lawn. What is that? You're trespassing, get off my property.

[00:55:43] My property. The my, my, my, the having to own everything, it gets so annoying to me. I'm like, I just, Showed up here. I didn't pick to be here. I don't really own anything. I'm gonna die and leave and no one will remember me. And it's fine. I don't really, bo, that's not bothering me. It's not bothering, but why are we saying my, it's not my [00:56:00] husband, my kids, my, my, it's so possessive.

[00:56:02] It's actually embarrassing. It is. It's childish. It's like they're not yours. They're just, it's American walking with you. It's American way. It's American to have fun. It's to own because I guarantee our European business business owner, business owner. Are they saying my, my, my? No, no, they don't treat their spouses the same way either.

[00:56:15] The reason why we're a powerhouse is because we're selfish. And it's kind of gross because we act like we're better than everything. And everything in America is individualism, even self help. Think of that. They're trying to tell us that we can self help our way out of this bullshit system that we live in.

[00:56:30] where everything is terrible and getting worse. It's kind of like people leave their babies to self soothe. It doesn't work. Yeah. We need community. We need a group of people to all realize the same thing. Love is okay. Being emotional is okay. It's okay to be emotional. It's okay to be too much.

[00:56:43] It's okay to talk about your feelings. It's okay. It is. It's insane though. When you think about it, it's insane. This country is so look at, I mean, you need to get control of your life. You need to do this. It's your fault. You need about, it's like, No, we are literally put the ringer put through the ringer to think that we're the worst and the [00:57:00] best at the same time and to continue to strive not to be here in the world and we teeter totter we're like I'm not going to be the worst but I'm going to try to be the best but I'm not going to be the worst everything is if you don't succeed it's your fault it's so dumb when all we have to do is just say like okay you know what fuck it no we're not playing these games we don't have this feeling this is why they're gonna rant tiktok um no it is they don't want you to learn things so i have a A topic I want to talk about next week, and we really, I really want to talk about it because actually I want us to do something.

[00:57:27] There's a book out that I've been reading. So long story short, I was listening to a podcast about a Russian spy. She was a sex spy. I'll have to, I'll link it. It's a Tenderfoot TV. It's something about she can murder a man after she seduces him. There's, she was taught all these seductions and stuff.

[00:57:41] So seduce and kill. Seduce and kill. Yeah. That's so this guy that did the podcast. He's like, you know, somebody came up to him and said, you'd be perfect for this. Did it at us. I was like, why? He kept talking about this book he wrote called the game and the FBI called him and said, we want you to show us for two weeks how you.

[00:57:59] So anyway, so I'm [00:58:00] like, let me, let me listen to this. Yeah. It's crazy. Okay. So what did I call it? What's the game? The other game. Okay. So I start listening. There is a group of men, straight men on the online community. That they are pick up artists, and they have a whole fucking playbook. There's workshops that men pay for to go and it works with women and it's scary.

[00:58:26] And so this guy, he's a really nice guy and it doesn't even sound like it's really him, but he's able to literally fuck any woman that he wants by just telling the same stories every, it's like a, it's a formula and it freaks me out. And then I'm like, well, what's a gay version of that? So I think we need to write a book, a gay version of the game called The Game.

[00:58:48] I like that. See what way we could do that. Well, well, seduction in general is because we I think women have been sold this lie of what a [00:59:00] perfect man is, of what they do and how they provide and how they protect and all these stories of what they should be and how you're going to be happy once you are in that role of wife and mother.

[00:59:10] You are just going to be the happiest. You protect your man. You take care of your family, mama bear. And so They have these men who run the game, obviously literally know that women respond to that shit because they've been told to respond to it and then they just Play with their emotions and then they fuck them and they never talk to them again.

[00:59:30] But in an ideal world, a woman would realize you're being totally disingenuous, like what you're doing is fake, it's fake, you learned this. I almost think they know it's fake and that's why they're attracted to it. Because this is the problem where We see all this diversity in government. You see a woman, a woman would never act like this in government.

[00:59:47] A black person would never do that in government. This is great that we have diversity. And then you see who's at the UN raising the hand to veto resolutions to stop a genocide. It's a black woman. You got all these other, you have women in power and. They play a [01:00:00] role in it too. And they know their role.

[01:00:02] We all know our role and it's so sad. We're so dumb. We're so dumb because I really It's privilege. They want the privilege. We do too. We would do it the same way. That's why there's gays for Trump. They want that extra little privilege. I know I'm gay, but if I play along in your game and I support that system you have Maybe I'll be okay and you'll get me through this.

[01:00:20] And this is how they don't, they don't want to get us through this. They'll drop us. We'll be the first to be dropped. Honestly, they don't care. I'm wanting to think the trans. Um, honestly, I think the gays are actually in a good, good standing right now. I know. We're gays and lesbians and the buys even are fine.

[01:00:33] It's anything after that. Yeah. Let's get on this. You're all gay. Uh, cancel. I don't give a fuck now. So sundries, I'm going to do a quick one. Okay. And I just thought of this cause I got to look it up now. Yeah. I just thought of this now. Wait. Okay. I've been talking a lot. I know. Yeah. Mm hmm. I had a big topic this week.

[01:00:54] Well, then why didn't you talk about it? I, cause it's a lot. It'll take an hour and 10 minutes already. [01:01:00] Yeah. Sorry. I didn't much time. I didn't really talk about my trip. I was talking about like. No, I'm joking. I'm not being serious. God. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I know. I'm just noticing. Save it. Yeah.

[01:01:09] I'm saving it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to come with the game seduction thing. Okay. I want to learn about seduction. Cause remember the, I think we were talking about the. Yeah, the triangle. It's a real time. That's what the girl said. I got a Russian thing. It's you look in their eyes. Yep. Yep. These people.

[01:01:27] I've got to learn this. I can seduce people. . Okay. So in this podcast, though, the guy that wrote the game is interviewing this girl. So it's his podcast of this Russian spy. Who learned these techniques. So she did something right away at the beginning. He goes, Oh, I know that move. And was like, she just did that to do this and it's so they both know that there's these techniques.

[01:01:47] Yeah, it's insane. I love it. It gets insane. She's like, yeah, that's so funny. No, it's insane. Little tap. It's all. Yep. That's called anchoring, by the way. Oh, I'm gonna have a whole thing. So you say something like, think about think [01:02:00] about the best time of your life. , just think right now. , let's just do a little exercise.

[01:02:03] You just say something. I did feel a little bit like so when you think about it, then anytime that I'm like, so anyway, Okay. And I do this and I go to your anchor point, which is where I was touching This is why this for me. It does it you bring seduced. It's straight dads. Yep, straight dad's like Bobby I want to raise you as my boy.

[01:02:22] I'm telling you you're like, yeah, I want to be your boy But that is anchoring so we're gonna go through that next week that's creepy to me. Yeah, it's fucking scary Actually, I want I'm gonna link to a video The book because it's free on Spotify if you have spot if you pay for Spotify, they have audio books now that's where I'm listening to it and The podcast like okay, I could read a book or the podcast or both Oh, and you better be ready to go next week.

[01:02:51] There's gonna be a test. You're my fucking English teacher. No, but I want, so, okay, and just to wrap myself up. Wrap yourself up [01:03:00] in your one, in your two legs and one short. Can you guys also reach out and tell me your seduction tips? , what do you do to seduce somebody and what seduces you? I'm not saying he needs them, but he needs them.

[01:03:10] No, we're writing a book. Oh. Cool. We're going to write a book about it for gays. It's gonna be the gay guy. I feel like the podcast people already did. It's a book you told me to read. Well, no, that's for the game. So the game is great. The why we need the why it's the male version to female, but I want male to male because I've seen I've heard the female to male, which is the podcast.

[01:03:29] Okay, I've heard male to female. But what would be the gay to gay? Because it's different because some people don't play who's playing the feminine role in the flirting. Is there a role in the flirting? That's feminine. What is it all? So we're gonna go through it. That's all. I like that. Thank you So you have something look forward to so give me your tips just your tips Interesting in my hole and then we'll go over your topic or your topic first than mine Listen I'm a little off.

[01:03:55] I'm tired I'm tired [01:04:00] girl same. I'm so tired still I'm like what topic What topic? And I gotta eat. Honey, I gotta eat. I have to drive. You'll be fine. Yeah, no, I feel fine. Once you get in the car, crank it. This is being presented as evidence in court, this recording. So you were with him just before that double murder homicide with his car.

[01:04:22] Oh You'll be fine! And you're an accessory to murder. And you take me down. I take you down. And we're both in the slammer. That's how I bring you down. We're both in the slammer, running the game. How does it feel being in prison, Bobby? I am like, we're finally famous. Oh my god, we could be. It's the story.

[01:04:37] This could be the podcast that blew up. And they look for clues all along. They're like, they were always drunks. They were always kind of funny. They were always fucked up. He was always on an animal. Look at Bobby. This is what he did. Oh my god. I know, it's kind of scary. Our whole lives are documented. For four years, they were like, oh, you know, that is weird.

[01:04:49] That is a part. People know us. It's like the original stuff. still out there. Oh yeah. People and it's terrible. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's so [01:05:00] awkward. It's so weird. I was so uptight then. So scared. So scared. So we're here. We're doing this show because we want to research the gape community. We're like, we just want to hear ourselves talk in the maps.

[01:05:12] And we just want to hear ourselves learn how to talk. We're talking now. We're talking now. Sundry for you. Sundry I'm kind of sick of straight guys who act like they're okay with gay guys, but they're really not. Okay, and they're probably just doing it for their girlfriend, or like, their job. Yeah, because who's around, like, it's alright.

[01:05:30] You can always joke, you can joke with me, I don't, it doesn't bother me. And then two weeks later, when you're alone with him, and you might make a joke or something like that, he doesn't like it, and he's angry. Or you hear through his wife, Down the road that that actually he doesn't like when you say this type of thing or a certain phrase Yeah, that's news and I'm like, well three weeks ago.

[01:05:51] He was okay with joking around. We talking about You got in trouble after I remember I sent that video. Yeah, you got in trouble No, not today, but I did a [01:06:00] couple three weeks ago, and I girl I got in trouble Well, I didn't get in trouble. But when the way, you know what you're saying when the wife tells you what are you saying?

[01:06:08] Yeah I can cut this off the record. Okay, or should it be? What were you saying to him? Okay, but I didn't say anything. And that's where I'm like, no, no, I didn't say to him anything. I just called him. You want to see this veiny, throbbing cock? And she's like, he didn't really like when you talked about your cock.

[01:06:28] He didn't respond well to that. And I'm like, what's that? He didn't like that. He's like, when I say my veiny cock. My pussy is so hot, by the way. Like, my pussy is putting off heat. Same, honey, this is a furnace down here. I was like, oh god, this is a hot, need a blanket. She's, her pussies are, the pussies are on fire.

[01:06:46] Okay, what did you say? You're not getting out of this. , what did you say? It's what I have been saying from day one. I always have called him Daddy . He doesn't like it. Apparently, he [01:07:00] doesn't that. Not that he doesn't like it, but he just like he thinks he's , He thinks it's weird. , I feel like he thinks it's weird.

[01:07:04] He's like, it's so strange. He calls me downing him out. Why would he do that? , Leah basically told me she was like, I love that. You make him squirm. He always hates that you say it didn't, I forget how she phrased it, but basically I feel like he hates it. So it makes him uncomfortable. I'll say that.

[01:07:19] And so then Leah was like, yeah, well, you know, it makes me uncomfortable. You're dick out while you're just like walking around. Well, he, I didn't, he was, he was free baller. He was free balling. Free, free ballin free ballin And actually though, the reason I call him that is not anything related to me sexually wanting him.

[01:07:37] It's because he has a dog that your dog plays with. Because Penny sees Moose. In order to calm Penny down and make her okay with people. Make her okay with other people, you have to be like, that's a nice person or like, cause she'll bark at people walking by. So unless I look out the window and I'm like, that's daddy Sean, she'll stop barking if I say that.

[01:07:56] Cause Sean loves crushing, or daddy Jason. If you say those [01:08:00] names, she's , and she knows Matt as daddy. If I'm like, daddy's home, she gets so excited. They know daddy, we're both daddy, it's weird. Because they know daddy is a good thing. Then when I transfer to other people at works, Penny calms down, Daddy Mason, she'll be like, Oh, and roll over on her back.

[01:08:13] I think it's really interesting that somebody and I don't think they listen. What? Are they listeners? I don't think they are. That's why I'm like, I don't really give a fuck. Well, I mean, the scenario's interesting though because it goes back to the Harrison kicker to me. It's like, you can't handle somebody calling, right?

[01:08:32] Why not? Why not? First of all, why don't you say to him yourself, well, there's the other, , say, like, I hate when you say that. And that's a little separate thing. , but you're like, I hate when I say that. Or just be like, don't call me that. Or just jokingly be like, don't call me that, man. Yep.

[01:08:45] Stop. Or, but like in a nice way, say, yeah, you could easily be like, it makes Uncom girl. Okay. I, I don't like the word daddy 'cause it makes me uncomfortable. Okay, cool. If, if he said it was uncomfortable or made him uncomfortable, I would immediately, immediately, but then the wife has to come over. If anyone says they're uncomfortable for something I'm doing.

[01:08:59] He's, he's [01:09:00] just not feeling very comfortable. Well, I mean, she. When she came and said it, though, she was also blacked out. So it's like, I don't really know if it was, she's uncomfortable. Not him, not him. You don't have any neighbors. And that's what I was interested in your family. Then I went to the block party.

[01:09:13] I'm like, you guys are all in a cul de sac. It's well, one way street. When you close off the one end, it's a one way street, one way street, babe. Actually that we had to put up barriers on both ends. Cause people still drive down a one way. Yeah. Every day, probably one person. How dumb are they? I honestly said we should put up.

[01:09:29] You know those tire shredders that they have at the airport? I want to put them up. I'm not fucking kidding. And opposite way, yeah. It will stop a car. It will shred the tires. I know those things are weird. So I it really freaks me out going over them. Because if you're going that direction, you're doing it right.

[01:09:42] So you're fine. It freaks me out though still every time. Oh, I do too. I'm always like, what if I reverse a little bit, roll back? I'm always like, what if I roll back? Is it neutral? Oh my god! Same. Jamesis and that's been another episode. I didn't have a sundry. You already did your sundry. Well, what's my sundry?

[01:09:59] You just went over [01:10:00] it. Yeah the whole time. Okay. Well, I'm didn't know a mini sundry would be I don't like people Who'd can't wipe down their goddamn bar and it's sticky when you're trying to eat That's a quick and easy dirty bar dirty tables in a restaurant. Don't use our goddamn rag again. Oh They have it in their fucking, , belt, and then they rub everything with it.

[01:10:19] It really kind of concerns me. Why are we rubbing everything with it? It concerns me watching people clean tables. It should be paper towels. It should be bleach. We need bleach. Bleach wipes. These are, yeah. I have, , my food, my french fry might fall on that and then I'm supposed to eat it. How many people have you pushed around our sweat and our tears and our blood and all this stuff?

[01:10:36] It's like, this is a handkerchief rule. Yes. They don't exist, they shouldn't exist. They shouldn't. My grandpa had a handkerchief and I was always like, why do I keep saying handkerchief? Ew, I'm gonna throw up. I think we said handkerchief. Actually, if you really think about it, Hankerchief. Hankerchief.

[01:10:49] That's what I I think we Sal, you're from the fucking Give Hankerchief. Bring me my hankerchief, honey. Mallory. That's the weirdest Mallory. If you said that word [01:11:00] hankerchief? And tell me It's the weirdest word I've ever heard. It's a fake word. It's like hanker Even hankerchief. It's like hankerchief. I can't.

[01:11:08] What does hanker mean? Is that the blowing of the part? I don't know, but it's disgusting. Is this the hankering? I mean, imagine Is this the chief? Hankerchief. My grandpa had one every day. My grandpa would be folding them. That was the loudest blow. And you're like, oh my god, what? Is that from the factory?

[01:11:23] We're all sitting around the table like I remember all of us kids were like Now they were living in a different way, coal was big They couldn't afford tissues. I mean, you had to use cloth. They didn't even have tissues. It was always cloth. Cloth everything until when? I don't know, the 60s, 70s? Girl, I can't wait till we get rid of cloth blankets and just have paper ones Disposable blinkies actually it's if you spill you throw it away As long as it keeps me warm.

[01:11:49] I'm tired of washing things same just throw it away like staying on my German milled 280 blanket. It's a wool blanket. It feels great German milled. I [01:12:00] don't know if that's the kids of Cambodia. Is it a mill? Our puss blankets are made by the children of the Well, I have a German family's on this for 400 years and it's it's Brooklyn in

[01:12:17] It's not some fancy brand, but I know you've never heard of Brooklyn in the way that you just said Brooklyn and giggled to me because I'm looking at like, it's Cambodian. Trust me. So I'm like, it's Brooklyn and, um, it's a brand that you don't have a girl. I'm not trying to shit on you, but the girl, it's Brooklyn and Alan, when I laugh right now, it hurts right here.

[01:12:43] Wait. And. Oh, yeah, it's tight. Yeah, that's fucked up here. Yeah, it hurts. What is that? It's probably just a swollen lymph node. It's cancer. And that's been another episode of Not Well. Bobby has Hodgkin's lymphoma. I have literally an hour and 22 [01:13:00] minutes to edit. You'll be able to do it. I'll do it.

[01:13:01] Fine. Anyway, make sure you give us a call six one four seven two one five three three six three three six and tell us your seduction Moves, we need some tips. Do we need anything to prep for yours your topic? Basically, I might be taking a test Oh, I know exactly what It's autism. . Yep. Yes. You're gonna fuck me.

[01:13:22] You knew I was gonna take a test. Yep. Why? Because I'm autistic too. Probably . I can't do it. We're gender queer. Um, I honestly think we are. We're autistic gender queers. This is a hint for next week, but I'm really getting nervous, so everybody research last night I had a period of hours where I was sitting there like thinking through my whole life.

[01:13:40] But honestly. I went through my whole, but I went through my whole life. Maybe, maybe, I think maybe being gay is autistic. There's an overlap. I think there's a, there's a huge overlap. When you look at the people you're like, why are you so fucking awkward? We've always said look at our partners. But now it's time to look at us.

[01:13:59] We've always said, [01:14:00] look at them, but not look at us. It's time to look in the mirror. And I was like, we're just on the higher spectrum . We're on the spectrum. And lemme just give another hint. Can you imagine? Oh my god. Can you imagine if , our parents secretly were like, he's doing great. He's they, he's got a partner and they lived together and, but like, they were so worried about me growing up 'cause I was autistic.

[01:14:16] What if I didn't know it though? , what if I didn't know? What if they're like, oh, he's doing . No. What I haven't talked about my whole life. Listen, I. WI can't because I'm excited. Yeah. Okay. I have to just type three. We need to write something. You just activated another memory. Yep. Core memories. I couldn't read.

[01:14:35] Oh wait, I gotta write this down. This is really bad. But anyway, please follow us and make sure you subscribe. Goodnight. And have a great week. Yes. Oh, your nack. We gotta go massage. Oh my God, it's eight 30. I know it's too much. Girl. I, you gotta go to bed. slip. I can't even write.