Watching Your Kid's Half Ass Achievements Isn't as Fun as My Night in the Dark Room at the Eagle

In this episode of Not Well, hosts Bobby and Jim celebrate Pride Month with a humorous and cringeworthy intro, discussing LGBTQ+ identity and a quirky butter shop deal. They share their reactions to a listener's voicemail, sparking a deep discourse on public harassment, emergency responses, and Pride Month's diverse reactions. The conversation also covers corporate pride fatigue, activism, and the impact of religious and community cults. This episode critiques societal values, freedom, and social constructs, with a humorous take on parenthood, social pressures, and personal stories. The hosts also delve into diverse perspectives on fitness events, the philosophy of existence, and life's interconnectedness, wrapping up with light-hearted banter and a call to support through merch purchases.

00:00 Introduction and Awkward Start

00:12 Pride Month Celebrations

00:19 Butter Shop Deals and Drawn Butter Discussion

00:47 Crab Legs and Seafood Talk

02:09 Sweating and Ear Irrigation

02:49 Google Voice Voicemail

03:07 Thatcher's Voicemail and Public Harassment

07:20 Pride Month Reflections and Corporate Pride Critique

12:51 Marjorie Taylor Greene Rant

22:03 Cult Documentary Discussion

34:12 Debating College Affordability

34:54 Armed Resistance and Self-Defense

38:22 Parents and Their Expectations

43:47 High School Memories and Senior Pictures

47:41 Rants on Public Behavior and Personal Preferences

57:45 The Reality of Running and Fitness Culture

01:05:08 Existential Thoughts and Reincarnation

01:07:29 Closing Remarks and Announcements

Transcript

Watching Your Kid's Half Ass Achievements Isn't as Fun as My Night in the Dark Room at the Eagle

[00:00:00] Speaker 3: Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Not Well, I am Bobby. I don't know why I just did this really creepy like, I'm Bobby and I leaned up towards the camera like a fucking freak. Now you're showing your nails! Happy Pride, Queens! Happy Pride! 

[00:00:16] Speaker 4: Hi Gay! Happy Pride Month! We are sashaying away with deals.

[00:00:21] Speaker 4: This month at the butter shop, we're running a special deal. If you can prove that you're queer, you get three pints off your first, your, your choice of creamed, Checked or drowned, drowned butter and if you do not check, you get four. That's a 

[00:00:36] Speaker 5: thing for me. We 

[00:00:37] Speaker 4: love getting 

[00:00:37] Speaker 5: What is, you know how they're always drawn, or is it drowned, but drawn butter?

[00:00:42] Speaker 5: You know when things are served with drawn butter, lobster tails? Oh yeah. Crab legs. So it's drawn from the melted Food you couldn't afford to eat as a child. I'm 

[00:00:49] Speaker 3: like, I'm sorry. Crab, 

[00:00:51] Speaker 5: crab legs. Honey! Crab legs? Actually we always had crab legs. Maryland blue crab? No, Alaskan snow [00:01:00] crab. Actual.

[00:01:00] Speaker 5: Oh 

[00:01:00] Speaker 2: my God. 

[00:01:01] Speaker 5: Yeah, honey. I ate a soft shell crab last night. Some of them are Oh, is that illegal? It's just gross to most people because it's just like Well, it's The whole thing. Shell and all. You eat the whole thing. Oh, no. Yeah, I can't Have you ever done that? No, I can't do like Including the middle part.

[00:01:16] Speaker 5: No, I can't do the guts. You're like, what's in there? It's like, what is that? Nope. I'll tell you what it is. It's delicious. Yeah, I'm sure it is. I'll take your word for it. You saute them or you fry them. Where did you go? I don't know. Me Mecha Mecha Noodle He went to Mexico. I don't really know the name.

[00:01:30] Speaker 5: I think it's Mecha Noodle Bar. Nice, it's across from North Star. Yeah. Okay, so I went to High Street on Yeah, I bet you did Saturday Saturday There was a Art art thing. What was it gallery gallery Saturday of every month? Yeah, but it was outside and they blocked the street off It's okay. No, but it's nice that they do that.

[00:01:55] Speaker 5: No, and it was okay I don't know where I was going with that, though. [00:02:00] No one really did, but Mecha is in the courtyard. Oh, no, so I, what I was saying is though, There's a lot of, I'm so fucked up right now, . What the hell? What I'm saying though? Well, here's the thing. I 

[00:02:09] Speaker 3: got my ear irrigated and so I was like, I literally started sweating and I was like, I got one.

[00:02:14] Speaker 3: Yeah, I walked, I was gonna throw up. When 

[00:02:15] Speaker 5: I walked in, I looked at you. I was like, have you been at a waterpark? I you looked. Drenched. I was drenched. I'm still a little drenched. You're still a little moist, I mean, I literally was freaking out for a second. Now, what's it like down there? In my pussy.

[00:02:29] Speaker 5: Yeah. She's dry. Cricket. Whoa, 

[00:02:34] Speaker 6: girl! Fuck! 

[00:02:36] Speaker 5: And we've heard she's dry, but I didn't want to say anything.

[00:02:39] Speaker 5: Well, and that's the and that's the tea That was Google Voice You were looking up Google voice. Cause I don't think anybody's called us, but I just want to check.

[00:02:49] Speaker 5: You're on the goose chase. Google voice. Cutie boys. It's been a minute. Oh, we have a voicemail. Honey, honey. I can't believe [00:03:00] we actually have one. Well, I can give you one guess on who it is. T H. Cutie 

[00:03:07] Speaker 7: boys. Hey, it's been a minute, but I'm black. Black or black? I have two questions. One, when you are seeing somebody harassed in public or yelled at or violently attacked, do you take your phone out?

[00:03:24] Speaker 7: Do you help them? Do you, what do you do in a situation like that? And also, do you give a fuck about gay pride month? Like, the fuck? Oh, that's a loaded one. Bye, you fucking cute bitches. 

[00:03:41] Speaker 3: That was Thatcher. Thanks for calling and making sure, like, giving us a little update on you. Honestly, for making my day.

[00:03:47] Speaker 3: We were a little worried. We were concerned. We 

[00:03:48] Speaker 5: were 

[00:03:49] Speaker 3: concerned. Your first question is a very interesting one for me. 

[00:03:53] Speaker 5: I know what I am. I panic. You do. I am a helper. 

[00:03:58] Speaker 3: I am a, [00:04:00] I am a coordinator. I it, I'm running at, is there a doctor? I'm running at it. Yeah. You're like, somebody call 9 1 1. Oh. Over here like I'm directing traffic.

[00:04:07] Speaker 3: Yeah. I cannot be the one that's like, I always tell everybody , if you choke in front of me, I don't know if I 

[00:04:12] Speaker 5: can do save you. I panic. Heim lick. You can't do the heim Lick people freak it freaks me out. Just remind them that they can do it themselves with a chair. I just want one of those little choke things, those little, and it sucks it out of their mouths.

[00:04:25] Speaker 5: You know what I'm talking about? They do it for kids now. They have like these little suction device. Yeah, yeah, and 

[00:04:30] Speaker 3: the kids are like, ah! Have you ever seen that? Where it goes all over the whole entire face and they push down and they pull out and it pulls the, I don't know, whatever's in their throat out.

[00:04:38] Speaker 5: That's kind of cool. 

[00:04:38] Speaker 3: I know it actually is really awesome. Somebody made a lot 

[00:04:40] Speaker 5: of goddamn money. That's a good idea. 

[00:04:43] Speaker 3: That is a good idea. It's something that we didn't think of. And that's why we're still here 

[00:04:47] Speaker 5: before that. 

[00:04:48] Speaker 3: I have no fucking 

[00:04:49] Speaker 5: clue. I'm like, are we talking about choking now? Oh, and in bad. So in a situation where you see a bunch of things going on that you don't like for me, I realized I rushed towards it, but [00:05:00] only if it's something that I feel passionate about, 

[00:05:02] Speaker 3: right?

[00:05:02] Speaker 3: So like, if there's a fight and somebody is getting beat up, are you going to go in there and be like, stop? 

[00:05:06] Speaker 5: Yes. If I feel like that one person shouldn't be getting attacked or they're being ganged up, I'd be like. Guys, what's going on? God, guys, I'm a dad. Trust me. I've tried to break up fights before and only like, I do too.

[00:05:17] Speaker 5: I actually, I'm one for two. I'm actually the guy that breaks up fights too. I'm always once they're like, cause I'm like, why are you fighting? Like, Either you're, you're ridiculously drunk and you shouldn't be, you're just doing this for fun, or if you're really that angry, like, how do you want this to end?

[00:05:31] Speaker 5: Are you going to kill the other? I know. That's what I always get. You're fighting over what? Like you're mad and you're going to beat him up. But like, I'm like, for what? For what? You're going to hurt your hand. And then he's mad at you for the rest forever. And then when you're alone, he's going to beat you up.

[00:05:42] Speaker 5: And then it's like, unless you're going to kill him, don't fight. Well, and honestly, that's what is so weird. The threat is real. Oops. I'm not actually a fan. 

[00:05:54] Speaker 3: But I am. Yeah. So I don't know. It depends on the situation for me, too, as well. Like, I just, well, like, for [00:06:00] example, when we saw the girl get hit by a bus that one summer, that's still trauma on my mind.

[00:06:04] Speaker 5: First of all, she got ran over by a Toyota SUV. Your 

[00:06:07] Speaker 3: first instinct was, I need to go see if she's okay, just because that's who you are. And so I did. And 

[00:06:11] Speaker 5: I'm the one that's like, Oh God, I'm not okay. I back away slowly. I'm like, Oh my God. You're like, You and Dave are just standing over here. That was so weird.

[00:06:21] Speaker 5: And then I'm shouting around, I'm like, she's dead. 

[00:06:24] Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't good. Anyway, wow. Yeah, it depends on the situation. Bring that 

[00:06:28] Speaker 5: up. So you run away. I run in. It depends though. Like if I have to, when have you really like gone and inserted yourself in something like that? Or in anything at this point.

[00:06:38] Speaker 5: Anywhere we see in the bar or anything. It's all, you're always the one to be like, 

[00:06:42] Speaker 3: Yeah, right, but that's my way right that's the move before I have that yeah stepping 

[00:06:47] Speaker 5: in okay to protect right? Yeah, that makes sense. I'm doing it before so don't go over there, but hey I like[00:07:00]

[00:07:00] Speaker 5: Okay, I guess I'm not doing that. 

[00:07:02] Speaker 3: And then you'll say a smart ass remark and then be like, Well, let's just go back and go to sleep then. I guess that's probably what you want to do. Yeah, we need to get you back. Yeah, it's late. We don't want to be tired tomorrow. Oh, you're right. I can't do 

[00:07:12] Speaker 5: anything. Well, you're going to wake up at 530 anyways.

[00:07:15] Speaker 5: I cannot. But it's true. So you figured it out. There's no secrets, honey. 

[00:07:20] Speaker 3: In regards to pride. Hey, you want 

[00:07:22] Speaker 5: a beautiful benefactress badge? If you want a beautiful benefactress badge. I hate how they say it, it's so weird. 

[00:07:28] Speaker 3: And, yeah, I'm not going to go there, but. But about 

[00:07:31] Speaker 5: pride, like, how are you feeling this year?

[00:07:33] Speaker 5: Because I know how I'm feeling. I honestly don't give a fuck. I know. Is that bad? I know actually a lot of people our age who's not giving a fuck right now. I think millennials are just tired of celebrating something that we're still not really free of. Yeah, exactly. Oh, and 

[00:07:46] Speaker 3: all the kids just want to get drunk and suck.

[00:07:49] Speaker 5: All these laws being passed around the country, it's like, we are nowhere. We're like, yay, we got gay marriage. And it's like, I don't know. Oh, restrict us in every aspect of honestly, I think since we got gay marriage, it's gotten worse. [00:08:00] No, it has. Well, now it's making sense. Why in like 2017, I think 2018, there was a group of like alternative pride people here in Columbus.

[00:08:07] Speaker 5: They blocked the pride. And I remember being mad at them at the time. Yeah. And now I'm like, No, I totally fucking get it. This is a group of people who are like, Corporate pride is a joke. It is a joke. You're ignoring what's going on in our communities. You've invited police officers to pride and glorified them like, Yay!

[00:08:23] Speaker 5: It's a gay cop! When they're the ones killing the black people. And so they blocked the parade and I was like, Who are these people, you know, slowing everything down? Why can't they just be happy and celebrate pride? Now I'm like looking back at that. But that shows growth. We've grown. We have grown so much.

[00:08:37] Speaker 5: There's a lot of growth. There is a lot of growth. I'm ready to block pride. I'm done. I'm gonna act up in New York has been having like no pride in genocide. They've been doing so many demonstrations. I saw somebody with a shirt though, right? Yeah, that's them. And it's like, once again, black trans femmes who are leading up well involved at the top.

[00:08:56] Speaker 5: It's true. It's amazing. You're very thankful. The point is about pride, [00:09:00] black trans femmes. It's true. They're the ones that throw the bricks. Literally, they're the ones who threw it. When you look like, Oh my God, shut up and just throw a brick. Now I'm like, I'm following the lead, honestly, actually, I'm not trying to put it on.

[00:09:13] Speaker 5: I'm not going to lie. A trans black female is beyond capable of ruling the world. I fully agree. Like Don, period. Everyone was. Yeah, they like, they know how to put you in check. They know how to like, you see it on Pose. You're like, yeah, exactly. These are the ones where they can be soft when they 

[00:09:30] Speaker 3: need to.

[00:09:31] Speaker 3: But honestly, that they're your mother and they're going to fucking take care of you. 

[00:09:35] Speaker 5: Whether that means they have to be mean or not, they're going to take care of you. It's true. It's true. So thank you to our, that's crazy. Cause I follow queen Jean on Instagram and it's just like, but queen Jean, she's the one in the act up group.

[00:09:48] Speaker 5: But yeah, five out of 10, the point is I'm tired of pride. I would have been given the regular pride. Like, I don't want to go to the march. I marched last year and I'm like, looking back, I'm like, well, I would say marching and like, [00:10:00] I mean, it gets a non profit. Yeah, I'll just, I'm just, yeah, I'll see you at AWOL.

[00:10:04] Speaker 5: I'm actually more into the amount of people that will be in town versus the actual event. And now they have a separate one now. Not this weekend, but the next weekend. Oh, wait, no. What? Or is it this weekend? The arts festival is this weekend. There's some pride that they were going to have, like, downtown pride.

[00:10:21] Speaker 5: You're kind of right. I think it's this weekend. It's breaking off from this corporate HRC GLAAD bullshit. And that's Stonewall. We want receipts. Everyone loves Stonewall. I know, I don't really like them. I know it's controversial, but like, and I think 

[00:10:38] Speaker 3: everybody has the right intentions, but I think it's time for us to shift a little bit.

[00:10:40] Speaker 3: Like, we need to kind of reevaluate. Like, we need to have a powwow and be like, Okay, this isn't working. Like, look at all the 

[00:10:45] Speaker 5: straights that are going to march and be like, I was in Pride. Pride was a riot, and now it's Stonewall. I mean really, it does. Yes! Last year 

[00:10:51] Speaker 3: it was. But they can't even have one. The Walmart 

[00:10:54] Speaker 5: section was so big.

[00:10:55] Speaker 5: But where's the pride? What's the pride? The laws they try to pass. What's the pride in, it's like, [00:11:00] all these corporations They have the power. Donated millions to anti LGBTQ candidates. Mm hmm. And then we're marching for that corporation in a parade, so they can look good to some people. It's all PR, it's all marketing, babe.

[00:11:11] Speaker 5: It's really sad. They're gonna do what they want, but they're also gonna be like, Look, we're gay and queer, and it's like, Walmart, I've never even seen you have a fucking rainbow sticker, bitch. I know, Target scaled back there. Yeah, now Target's scared. And that's why they're 

[00:11:23] Speaker 3: going out of business. I'm actually calling 

[00:11:25] Speaker 5: that right now.

[00:11:25] Speaker 5: Are they? Oh, I love this. No, I don't think they are, but I think, well, I don't think they are, but I can see it happening. I can see it. 'cause they're like, they're starting to fade. They're trying to do too much. They're trying to like, they're starting to fade. Cute, fancy home goods and a grocery chip and Joan and clothes and toys and if electronics.

[00:11:40] Speaker 5: It's like if you're gonna have Chip and Joanne in your store, oh, you're going down. Yeah. You might as well just go to a TJ Maxx level at this point. It, that's how it feels. It does. It's starting to get little TJ Maxey, these little like niche fake celebrities from like HGTV or like, it's like. Are you really famous?

[00:11:54] Speaker 5: Girl, you just got lucky. It's like when Martha Stewart started making towels and linens for Target, I think. Remember [00:12:00] the Martha Stewart collection? Yes. Is that still a thing? 

[00:12:02] Speaker 3: I think it is. I think she's really rich from it. 

[00:12:05] Speaker 5: Oh, it was Kmart. Yeah, she did it in Kmart. Remember when I was a kid and my mom was like, I'm not buying a Martha Stewart.

[00:12:11] Speaker 5: She's a liberal. Oh, well, girl, girl, this is my little girl. She went to jail. Yeah, I know. And now she has like a weed and wine brand with Snoop. I kind of like it. I need to buy some wine weed. Is that what it is? I don't know, but that'd be kind of awesome. Yeah. I'll try it. Pride is over. Pride's canceled. So that was our voicemail.

[00:12:32] Speaker 5: Thank you. Thank you. Thatcher. I said, Thatcher. Statue of Liberty. I have like some things, bitch. I just don't remember what. Well, I'll let you steamroll through those. 

[00:12:44] Speaker 5: Okay. I have like a couple of videos. I wanted to watch like, have you? I know I don't have. I should not. I know. You see, 

[00:12:51] Speaker 8: we have Jamie Raskin in there accusing us of worshiping Trump, worshiping as a convicted felon.

[00:12:58] Speaker 8: Well, well, yes, so [00:13:00] is George Floyd and everybody and you all to the media. Worship George Floyd. Democrats worship George Floyd. There were riots burning down the fucking Capitol. country over George Floyd and Raskins and they're saying, we worship them. Excuse me, let me correct you. And this is really important.

[00:13:15] Speaker 8: I don't worship. I worship God, God, and Jesus is my savior. I don't worship president Trump. And I'm really sick and tired of the bullshit annex I have to deal with constantly from the Democrats. So that's what we just went through in there. And then they're sitting there, they can attack my character all day long.

[00:13:35] Speaker 8: Uh, what's his face in there? Whoever was talking last was calling me insane. But yet we can't say, oh, they're, they're attacking my character? Oh no, it's non stop BS and annex. You wanna know why? The Democrats don't have anything. They're responsible for the lockdowns, forced vaccinations, forced vaccinations.

[00:13:53] Speaker 8: Kids being forced to stay home, people committing suicide, and all the horrors that this country 

[00:13:59] Speaker 5: lives through. [00:14:00] During COVID. 

[00:14:01] Speaker 8: Fauci belongs in prison. He should be tried for mass murder, and he should be tried for 

[00:14:07] Speaker 3: crimes against 

[00:14:07] Speaker 8: humanity. That's how I feel after that hearing. That's how I feel. 

[00:14:10] Speaker 3: Okay, this is the same bitch that tweeted, Thank you President Trump for the vaccine program.

[00:14:17] Speaker 3: She's also the one that was caught with her mask on multiple times at the airport after she would have an interview. Yeah, she'd put it. So, uh, and honestly, right, that blonde hair butch Body or whatever. 

[00:14:28] Speaker 5: Bleach blonde, butch, bad built, butch body. 

[00:14:31] Speaker 3: Like it's true. She looks like a fucking softball mom. Like she's pulling up in her fucking caravan.

[00:14:36] Speaker 3: I was 

[00:14:36] Speaker 5: focusing on the eyeliner. Like it was really bad. And it's like, I just picture like some trashy bitch. That's all I could focus on. I'm like, she's just someone screaming with terrible eyeliner. Here's who I picture. Yeah. Think of this. This is a Georgia woman. Okay. Okay. She lives in the South. You know, she likes iced tea, but summer iced tea where she can do it outside.

[00:14:52] Speaker 5: Okay. And sweet. She. is divorced. She's been cheated on, so she's a bitter bitch. [00:15:00] This is who I picture Marjorie Taylor Greene as, like, this, like Yes! The, like That is it! And I grew up with moms that were like this, and that's what makes me fucking, like, nuts, like Oh, God, this bitch. When you hear her talking, you're like, I had to deal with this.

[00:15:13] Speaker 3: Literally, I can understand her. No, I understand her. 

[00:15:15] Speaker 5: She's the typical southern like mom. It kind of like it was weird because I felt like it made sense for her. Like, I really was like, I think she really thinks that the Democrats aren't doing anything. Like, I was like, I don't think it's a show. I think she's just really dumb.

[00:15:29] Speaker 5: Actually, like she had some conviction in that way. She was 

[00:15:32] Speaker 3: like, I 

[00:15:34] Speaker 5: worship the Lord! And mass murder and war crimes. It's like war crimes. First of all, Dr. Fauci had to Dr. Fauci, mass murder, who'd he kill? First 

[00:15:42] Speaker 3: of all, it's 

[00:15:43] Speaker 5: science. Okay. So it's 

[00:15:45] Speaker 3: also practicing like law. What's it not law? Practicing health care.

[00:15:50] Speaker 3: Right. So it's called a practice. That's why it's called a practice. Cause you're really always practicing health.

[00:15:58] Speaker 5: I tried to rescue this, but [00:16:00] you just kept going. I was like, give me a pause and I'll think of something. And then you're like the practice of the health. You're 

[00:16:06] Speaker 3: always practicing medicine. That's what it is. Okay. So. Things that he said were what he really thought at the time, but that doesn't mean that after four fucking years, the data doesn't come out and it's like, Oh, maybe we didn't have social distance or maybe we didn't have to do well, that's how science works.

[00:16:21] Speaker 3: You 

[00:16:21] Speaker 5: find out what doesn't work, but now trying to find what does is what's going to 

[00:16:24] Speaker 3: happen. We're ready now. We know kind of what to do. And they're going to go, 

[00:16:27] Speaker 5: You made us do this last time. We're not fucking doing it. And it's going to be the end of this country. Well, hopefully it selectively takes out those people.

[00:16:34] Speaker 5: Well, honestly, and it will. Wouldn't that be great and I'm not saying if you guys go outside in the next 24 hours You're all gonna die and the people who don't trust to go outside the rest of us stay in It's just and then we come out after it's safe and we're all like Wait, where did they go? How great would that be?

[00:16:50] Speaker 5: It would be amazing. Now that's supporting mass murder. Um, but I just think everybody's really, she's dumb. No, she's really She's really 

[00:16:57] Speaker 3: dumb, and it made, actually when you said that it [00:17:00] made 

[00:17:00] Speaker 5: sense. To me it was like, I was like, yeah, that's, she really, I wasn't even angry. She was dead ass serious. I was just watching and I was like Actually that's 

[00:17:06] Speaker 3: the most 

[00:17:06] Speaker 5: passionate, I think I've seen her most passionate, dead ass, but she's incoherent But she believes herself Right, she believes it.

[00:17:12] Speaker 5: I think you should be in fucking jail. Wow. It's like bar mass barter. What should be in jail is his sweetheart. 'cause that 

[00:17:18] Speaker 3: those arms Now do you have a topic? 

[00:17:21] Speaker 5: I do have a topic and it's something that we've all experienced. Okay. And I know, I think we've touched on it before, but so the other night it was a nice cool evening and I wanted to go get a patio beer.

[00:17:32] Speaker 5: Have you ever had a desire for that? Um, I know you don't leave the house a lot, but I used to. Yeah. But I'm this old. I like, I don't really, yeah, you don't wanna do it. I'd rather have a But you don't have a patio nearby either. We do. If you have where Il. I said nearby. The oracle. How far is that? Like literally 0.

[00:17:50] Speaker 5: 2 miles. Oh, the oracle. Okay. Yeah. The oracle. They have a really nice patio. Oh, I didn't know. In the summer we'll go up there. Yeah. Okay. Like it's not like an event. It's like, Oh, we're gonna [00:18:00] have a patio beer. Okay. Well, that's what we have too. So a non event patio beer. That's all I wanted to do. Non event patio beer.

[00:18:06] Speaker 5: I'm just like, I just want to walk around. We went for a walk and we get there to Granby Cafe and we're outside and there's a table of four guys like right next to our table and I'm like looking at Matt and then I'm like looking over there and I caught eyes with one of the guys. Yeah and you know when you just know when you catch a finger or an eye you know when you just like immediately.

[00:18:33] Speaker 5: So he was a gay. In the closet fully. Oh, so hot. And you know right away with they were like two of the guys have like a two guys had cowboy hats on I'm not fucking it was so hot And then one guy had like a backwards baseball hat and then the gay guy did not he just like his hair

[00:18:53] Speaker 5: He fucking He was a little, it's like, uh, he's in the [00:19:00] closet and he's 

[00:19:00] Speaker 3: like, but other than his rainbow tank top, quaffed hair. 

[00:19:04] Speaker 5: When he opened his mouth, a purse fell out. Now, like, he was hiding it fairly well, but the only tell for me was the eyes. And it was so The stare the little too long of a stare and I said Matt is like, how do you know?

[00:19:20] Speaker 5: I'm like, you know, I said Matt he's looking too long 

[00:19:23] Speaker 3: like when you're looking into somebody's eyes either You're really fucking into them But if you don't know them each 

[00:19:29] Speaker 5: other if you 

[00:19:30] Speaker 3: don't know 

[00:19:30] Speaker 5: him, you're reading each other Yeah But if you know me with a ring on with Matt and we're having drinks and then he knows he's with these like obviously hot Guys who were like, I mean I was they probably more than him But every time I looked at him He would let you look at you look like he like looked I love that game because he didn't want to be outed because Look who he's around.

[00:19:50] Speaker 5: This is what we did in new orleans. Remember hot guys. We think he's their friend and They might hang out in a certain way very differently if they knew he were gay. Right, [00:20:00] like, right now they're jerking off and sucking each other off. They're like, it's fine. They're taking showers together. They're like, playing video games and just start.

[00:20:07] Speaker 5: Straight 

[00:20:07] Speaker 3: guys can be gay until there's an actual gay in the room. And then they're straighter than ever. And it's like, you were just being gay. It's a full fact. Like, when they're together, like, oh, good job, buddy. And like, 

[00:20:15] Speaker 5: fingering each other's assholes and like, touching dicks. Hey, get your dick out. Oh, you hard?

[00:20:19] Speaker 5: Ha ha. It's like yeah. Uh. So once a gay actually enters the room though, everybody gets freaked out. Okay, so that the eyes I just thought you knew this You've told us we did that in New Orleans. Yeah, 

[00:20:28] Speaker 3: remember the remember the what's the name? Oh, and we were like 

[00:20:32] Speaker 5: Alex or something. Cafe Du Monde. Yeah, we were like looking back and forth.

[00:20:34] Speaker 5: We were eating beignets and we're looking over at this guy. And I go, is he looking at me or you? And it's both. Both. And then you found him on that's true. I forgot about that. And then was like with his parents, and nice and conservative, he had like a fucking rain jacket on top of plaid. Talk about coiffed hair.

[00:20:47] Speaker 5: A plaid flannel shirt. He was like. Little coif. He's like, I'm from wherever. Canada or somewhere. I'm not going. Um, well, I 

[00:20:54] Speaker 3: would 

[00:20:55] Speaker 5: go 

[00:20:55] Speaker 3: to 

[00:20:55] Speaker 5: Canada. Actually, I might be fleeing to Canada um. Yeah, we love you. [00:21:00] We love you, Canada. 

[00:21:00] Speaker 3: Speaking of fleeing, speaking of entrapment, I don't know if we even said anything about entrapment, but I'm just saying it.

[00:21:07] Speaker 3: I just watched a documentary and it's really brought some questions. To myself, to my brain, to my, to me. Who brought what? A dude, Scooby, 

[00:21:18] Speaker 5: Scooby, Scooby, Scooby, Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo Junior was found dead in Miami. Who said that was a meme? Who said that? Who said it? Where's the lie? It was a meme on Instagram.

[00:21:36] Speaker 5: And then it was, I just got to find it for you. 

[00:21:40] Speaker 3: I got to try to remember what I'm thinking right now. 

[00:21:44] Speaker 2: Oh, 

[00:21:46] Speaker 3: am I stupid? 

[00:21:48] Speaker 5: What's happening? Tell us about fleeing and entrapment.

[00:21:55] Speaker 5: Redirect. You're like, speaking of fleeing and entrapment, [00:22:00] I wanna talk to you! Speaking of death and being trapped in a box What is, where is this? No, so I watch this documentary called, Good Recovery. 

[00:22:08] Speaker 3: Some documentary about dance in like a 

[00:22:10] Speaker 5: cult. 

[00:22:11] Speaker 3: A cult dancing thing. 

[00:22:12] Speaker 5: Fucking American Idol? No! Is it American Idol?

[00:22:17] Speaker 5: Ha ha! 

[00:22:19] Speaker 3: No, it's like murder on the dance floor, but not that. It's something like that though. Okay, listen, there were these TikTok stars who are, there was two sisters and they were dancers and everybody's like, Oh my God, you probably follow her. To be honest, I don't even have TikTok. Well, I don't care. And so, okay.

[00:22:36] Speaker 3: This cult started with these dancers and this guy started it. He had a church that he started a management company and he like recruited these like 20 year olds. He would like be like, Nick, it's fun. I need to find like a clip from 

[00:22:48] Speaker 5: it, but I'll play it maybe right here. But you've got to watch it. It's pretty insane.

[00:22:53] Speaker 5: But so then what was, so what triggered me entrapment 

[00:22:56] Speaker 3: was what triggers me the most is that [00:23:00] people listen to others and believe what they say without even Like these people were giving 30 percent to the management company, which is standard. Okay, great. 10 percent to the church, 10 percent to the tithe, 10 percent to the, to the Bible or something.

[00:23:15] Speaker 3: So then that's another 30 percent that was going right into that guy's pocket. They had mentors that they had to run everything by. But this is, these are people who are living in their own apartments, but they like got scared and they go to this church and 

[00:23:26] Speaker 6: I don't even know where to start. Today is my sister's birthday.

[00:23:29] Speaker 6: We're not allowed to contact her and we're blocked on absolutely everything. We have two daughters. We don't just have one. All the dancers that she danced with, someone else is controlling their lives. 

[00:23:41] Speaker 9: I don't want to say I was in a cult. 

[00:23:43] Speaker 6: How did I let myself get scared? Miranda and I knew that we always wanted dance to be a part of our lives.

[00:23:50] Speaker 10: California and dancing, it was their big dream. 

[00:23:53] Speaker 11: Men and women travel to L. A. with their big dream of being on stage and just get wrapped up in a lot of things that [00:24:00] aren't fair for them. 

[00:24:01] Speaker 10: 7M, an entertainment company founded by Robert Shin, who's also the pastor of L. A. based Shekinah Church. 

[00:24:07] Speaker 6: This is a church, but they're also a management company.

[00:24:11] Speaker 6: I just felt a little funny about that. 

[00:24:13] Speaker 8: When he found the dance. He saw all this opportunity to be like a world famous social media talent manager. 

[00:24:21] Speaker 9: Social media, it was new. Like, man, I can do this and get money for my art. I want to do this. 

[00:24:27] Speaker 12: He would always share whenever someone would get a deal, all this money.

[00:24:30] Speaker 11: It's all going to Robert. It started out fairly innocuous, but the control slowly grew. 

[00:24:38] Speaker 12: I could be in an unsafe environment. 

[00:24:40] Speaker 11: This is a cult. 

[00:24:41] Speaker 12: They would say, like, cut off your family because you need to work on yourself. You have to die to your family in order to save them. As a man of God, I wasn't thinking that he would ever do anything wrong to me or someone.

[00:24:53] Speaker 13: When you raise somebody, and all of a sudden to see a shell of your daughter, I don't know [00:25:00] who this person is. There 

[00:25:01] Speaker 11: were these sleuth accounts popping up. Former members were saying people suffered in his church for decades. I felt so betrayed. It was awful. I want 

[00:25:12] Speaker 6: Robert to never be able to do this ever again.

[00:25:17] Speaker 6: Whatever you sow, you're going to reap. That's what he teaches, right? Then they do this 

[00:25:21] Speaker 3: thing where they die. They said, to be the closest to God and to get your family in heaven, you have to die to them. Meaning, I cut contact. 

[00:25:32] Speaker 5: Oh, okay. It's bizarre. So my question, base, it sounds like it does, 

[00:25:37] Speaker 3: but then they didn't even have control of their own bank accounts.

[00:25:40] Speaker 3: I got paid a hundred dollars a week and I'm like, what are these people doing? But they were all over the news at one point because people were figuring it out. 

[00:25:46] Speaker 5: Yeah. Like my friends being abused, total coal. But the thing that I'm really, yeah, it's like, I'm just really sorry, but I just traumatized people.

[00:25:55] Speaker 5: So it's somebody who, 

[00:25:56] Speaker 3: well, and I, I mean, it was taking advantage of them. Like, you 

[00:25:59] Speaker 5: [00:26:00] could be in a cult. You're someone who I could see. 

[00:26:02] Speaker 3: I don't see myself being in a cult ever. I really don't. I'd fake it until, like, I would be like, Oh, yeah. 

[00:26:08] Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think you could be anymore, but Bobby, five years ago, could have been in a cult.

[00:26:12] Speaker 5: I don't know. You've changed a lot. I was just talking about it with Sabrina. We've noticed a shift. But, it's happening. What shift? Bad or good? I don't know. Very good. Oh, okay. No, you're definitely, there's transformation happening. I'm like a bird a long time. My name's in everyone's mouth. 

[00:26:36] Speaker 3: They're young people.

[00:26:36] Speaker 3: So they're like, have a dream. They're like, we're going to be dancers. They actually like got famous on Tik TOK first. And then this guy came in and said, Hey, you need a manager. Also, this is my church also. And talk them into like all this crazy shit. And I just don't understand how that happens. I just don't understand it though.

[00:26:51] Speaker 3: Like he's the things that he's saying, I'm listening, going. How the fuck is these were like, amen. And I'm like, he's like, 

[00:26:56] Speaker 5: it's like, 

[00:26:57] Speaker 3: for what the balls in the McDonald's playground are [00:27:00] really good to put in your mouth. Amen. I mean, that's the kind of shit it was like, and then it's like, I'm so fucking confused.

[00:27:06] Speaker 3: So they interview all these people that had left, left the church thing, but the one girl's still in there. So yeah, you got to watch it. It's really good, but I just, I wanted to know your thoughts on like, how do you think you lose yourself? So, but it's gotta be like a trauma. 

[00:27:19] Speaker 5: It has to, it's like 

[00:27:19] Speaker 3: a trauma when you're really 

[00:27:20] Speaker 5: depressed, I went into that with the religious thing, kind of.

[00:27:26] Speaker 5: So who's gonna be in a cult, bitch? Not me. You were on a mission trip to Dominican Republic. Oh, but it was non religious. It was just, it was still weird. Um, Passing out candles. We did meet at churches and they're like, this is just the center of the community for them. I'm like, it just, okay. I know what you mean.

[00:27:45] Speaker 5: It's like, how do you get there? And how do you get people out? Because there's cults right now that are just normalized. The cult of America. We raise our kids to be in a cult. Like look at the things we celebrate. We celebrate war. We celebrate killing people. And [00:28:00] we act like. Someone from the military is someone to idolize I mean it is kind of scary to think about I mean we wake up I 

[00:28:08] Speaker 3: I mean we're trained to be they went overseas and kill 

[00:28:10] Speaker 5: people.

[00:28:10] Speaker 5: They don't even know they have no idea their story Or why they're it 

[00:28:13] Speaker 3: makes me sad though, because here's what here's the problem with that. I mean, I hear 

[00:28:16] Speaker 5: you. Yeah 

[00:28:17] Speaker 3: The problem is that these are all poor, underprivileged kids and people who need the money, so they're like, Sign up for the military, you'll change your life!

[00:28:26] Speaker 3: That's 

[00:28:26] Speaker 5: exactly why. So then they go over there and kill. They prey on them. 

[00:28:28] Speaker 3: So 

[00:28:28] Speaker 5: like, I almost want to say like, And they bring the trauma back. But 

[00:28:30] Speaker 3: that's what I want to say though, is like, maybe it isn't. So easy as like, what are they doing that they're being told to that because they're basically in a position where if they don't, they're going to be on the streets themselves already.

[00:28:39] Speaker 5: This is true. This is the whole game though. They keep the people poor. So they have poor people to send to the military and this is what I've been talking about last week. I think I brought it up, but I was like, why can't we assassinate leaders? Because it's not the people that we need to kill when we have a war, we need to go after the source of this misinformation, crazy me.[00:29:00]

[00:29:00] Speaker 5: Conspiracy theory. Cult thinking. It's an anthill. Right. And you can start killing all these little soldiers on the outside, but until you get that queen, honey Exactly. It's The ideology is the queen. But it's like, this ideology that we're separate from other people because of an imaginary border and we have to kill them because they hate us and they don't like our way of life even though they have a way of life that's very similar.

[00:29:19] Speaker 5: Probably better at this point. And honestly, probably better. That is the problem. 

[00:29:24] Speaker 3: And the problem is that we then also want to market ourselves as like the land of the free and the home of the brave. But except for if after 1990, if you're trying to get in, 

[00:29:34] Speaker: yeah, 

[00:29:34] Speaker 3: it's, it's problem. It you are bringing drugs and fentanyl.

[00:29:36] Speaker 3: I'm like, honey, the people, I just, 

[00:29:39] Speaker 5: I, we are told, and I was told from the beginning that we are the best country in the world. We have the best quality of life of anywhere in the world. I pledge, I then I watching, I'm looking around and I'm like watching cancer rates go up. I am watching people not be able to afford to buy even a house.

[00:29:54] Speaker 5: at age 40 after they've saved up for 20 years. It's like, this cannot be the best. This [00:30:00] cannot be the best. And it's not when you travel outside the United States. You're like, but it's so weird. You know what else is weird? Passports, passports to me, too, because you're really actually not free. No, because you can't go anywhere.

[00:30:14] Speaker 5: So you're trapped in this. Isn't that if you don't have a passport, you can't go anywhere high. And how scary is that, though? And how scary, like, think about that, like on a bigger scale, sorry to circle this back to reality, go back. Palestinians do not get passports, like where Sabrina's family is stuck.

[00:30:30] Speaker 5: They're not citizens of Israel because they live in the occupied territories. So her brother can't come visit her in the U. S. because he doesn't have a passport for there's no Palestinian passport. It's so not a country. It's just right. So her brother, I was like, when are your brother's going to, why don't they just come to the U.

[00:30:48] Speaker 5: S.? So. They have to get a special visa because they don't have that. So they don't have a passport. I can't, this is so terrible. It's really fucked up. She got here by going, moving to Jordan and after living there long enough and [00:31:00] marrying someone who's from Jordan, she got a passport for Jordan. But like, that is the truth when you think about it, but I'm sure you weren't thinking this, that it's real.

[00:31:08] Speaker 5: No, I wasn't. But it's true. Like you're, you're trapped. You're trapped. You, we are all not free. We're not free. If you're like, yeah, I'm going to walk to Canada. No, you're not. Yeah, we can't. Can't. It's crazy when you think about that, when you think of it in that term. And we just decided, we're like, there's a line here that you can't do.

[00:31:22] Speaker 5: Can't do it. That's ours. Okay, like, what? It's bizarre. It's bizarre. But we're the crazy ones, I promise. For saying this, like, people most people would be like Do you 

[00:31:33] Speaker 3: know the Truman show, the movie? The people in the 

[00:31:35] Speaker 5: cult would be like, this is, they're crazy, they're in the Right. I guess we all in cults then?

[00:31:41] Speaker 5: Like our own, we're subscribed to our own cults. But the difference is a tribe versus a cult. When you're in a cult, you're going to believe it till the end. You're not changing your mind. And you're like, how many times do we change our minds? It's not like we change our minds a lot. 

[00:31:54] Speaker 3: It's not an idea. It's not a thought process.

[00:31:56] Speaker 3: It's a person. It's 

[00:31:57] Speaker 5: just 

[00:31:58] Speaker 3: this guy can get me close to God. Oh [00:32:00] my God. If I, if I let him fuck me four times a day for 10 years straight and living a brew in the basement and like just sit there 

[00:32:08] Speaker 5: four times a day, 

[00:32:09] Speaker 3: I mean, but that's the thing. Oh, but I'm really close to the 

[00:32:11] Speaker 5: God. Well, if you had a pussy.

[00:32:12] Speaker 5: Religion is so gross. It's so gross, it tricks everybody into being horrible people, actually. I really think, yeah. I don't want to sh well, No! I know some people have like, good experiences with religion and act right. Sure. I agree. But I do think that the weak minded person, a religion just molds them into someone crazy.

[00:32:37] Speaker 5: Like 9 people are Most of them. Dumb. When I say most Yeah. Like, like some of them. Like just go see Marjorie Taylor Greene. Right. I mean She thinks she's She probably thinks she's a very religious, God fearing woman. She's dead right on everything she And she has no idea. It's like, oh man, you They don't have insight.

[00:32:51] Speaker 5: It's so sad. They don't have insight. And 

[00:32:53] Speaker 3: it's Yeah. 

[00:32:54] Speaker 5: It's There's no honestly, why don't we just self awareness? I wouldn't be 

[00:32:58] Speaker 3: necessarily upset if they're like, why don't we just split the [00:33:00] country to North? Yeah, USA and South. Okay, and then somehow like Let's do 

[00:33:06] Speaker 5: it. The countries are so the country is so pretend and fake anyways like everything about it is just the United States is a business and the government works for the business like Yeah, the only reason they're keeping it together, even, is 

[00:33:18] Speaker 3: because they need the money.

[00:33:19] Speaker 3: They want the money. It's easier. It's all about money and power. Some things 

[00:33:21] Speaker 5: are made here, and some things are extracted from here, and some things So we have it all, if we just keep this business together. God, it's such a fucking So they won't let us fracture, but it's like Maybe we should, we really should.

[00:33:31] Speaker 5: It might 

[00:33:32] Speaker 3: not be necessarily, I 

[00:33:33] Speaker 5: don't want to 

[00:33:35] Speaker 3: love this country with all my heart. I want to believe in it. I want to, and I, and, and for the most part, yes, I've been afforded a lot of stuff, but when you really break it down though, and look at what's going on, you're not free. You're a part of a cog in a huge 

[00:33:49] Speaker 5: machine.

[00:33:50] Speaker 5: We're paying taxes to kill kids abroad. Like that's the simplest, but we can't go afford, but we can't afford what we need to get through life. We have people who are. Our [00:34:00] taxes are paying for Israelis to go to college, but I have college debt. That's fucked up. It really is. You should really think about that.

[00:34:07] Speaker 5: And it's not even about it's it's more it's like we're just dumb It's not cuz I hate them inherently. It's because I'm saying if they get that why don't I get that right? Why am I paying into 

[00:34:17] Speaker 3: somebody else's 

[00:34:18] Speaker 5: better? I actually want everyone to know what you're free I want people to afford to go to college.

[00:34:22] Speaker 5: I want that to be an affordable or free experience free experience I don't know. I have that, you know, you see like this is us. Yeah Or not. This is us. The last of us, you see, I'm like broken 

[00:34:34] Speaker 3: down. And it's like, I don't necessarily think it's like, I mean, that'd 

[00:34:37] Speaker 5: be so bad for the planet. No, the plan would do much better if we were gonna, 

[00:34:42] Speaker 3: I don't know.

[00:34:42] Speaker 3: I just, I just always questioned it. Like how many species or how many people would actually, I mean, it's just crazy when you really think about it. People are fucking nuts. I can't, I can't handle it. I need to learn how to shoot a gun. Honestly, 

[00:34:54] Speaker 5: I want to tell you about something I've been reading into armed resistance and the [00:35:00] I am thinking that we are not preparing in the right way.

[00:35:04] Speaker 5: Cause like we've got the logical arguments down and I think we've got passion, but I don't think enough queer people actually know how to physically fight. Right? I don't, I don't know how to throw a punch. I mean, I can throw a punch and I can push somebody down, but I want to be able to beat up a Nazi. I don't know how to operate a gun.

[00:35:24] Speaker 5: And then I thought, You know how to feel safe what if you know how to feel safe Not a gay Karate League. What if we had like 250 queer people here in Columbus who had you know a militia which is legal Yeah under the Second Amendment or whatever the fuck and in this militia. We all knew how to operate like heavy weapons, machine guns and handguns.

[00:35:51] Speaker 5: Like we're trained for them. We went to shooting ranges every other week. We had to get check marks on certain things of how accurate we are. And we had a trained [00:36:00] 250 queer people. And then because it's an open carry state during pride, we have those 250 people deployed and it's like, Oh shit, they're all wearing the same.

[00:36:09] Speaker 5: This is a militia of queer people who literally could gun you down. 

[00:36:13] Speaker 3: They'll cut 

[00:36:14] Speaker 5: you. They'll cut you and then shoot you. Wouldn't that be a different situation? And that's kind of like, you're actually right. I feel like that's because there's, there are some people that only understand that type of force.

[00:36:25] Speaker 5: That type of it's so bizarre, right? It's we're all just like but there's a lot to 

[00:36:31] Speaker 3: unpack When 

[00:36:32] Speaker 5: I thought of that I thought we should be true. You should be training though. We should I really I really want to actually Take classes together. Okay, we should go to a shooting range. Yes, cuz I'm really gonna record it, too I've done it once and I was like, I've never done it.

[00:36:44] Speaker 5: I'm so freaked out by guns. I was always told no, which is weird. I don't want to touch them because they're, they kill people. That's the goal. Yeah. And I guess that's why I've, but I also understand, I understand, right. If I understand, I understand sport. I'm talking to war. I'm not talking. Yeah. We're not talking like, I'm [00:37:00] not going to carry them around my day to day life.

[00:37:01] Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to, why not? It could devolve into that. 

[00:37:05] Speaker 3: I mean, it's like, okay, if you're going to shoot me, I'm 

[00:37:06] Speaker 5: going to shoot you. Bitch. First, we went really dark. I'm not really. Yeah. Do you think? Yes. Well, let's get fun. But no, it's necessary. It's whale. 

[00:37:18] Speaker 2: Hey, ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for what we're seeing right now, but, but, but, but mom, I told you.

[00:37:24] Speaker 2: I told you. 

[00:37:27] Speaker 3: Mom. So her kid didn't win the award. Wait, I gotta keep watching. Okay, 

[00:37:32] Speaker 5: sorry, 

[00:37:32] Speaker 3: I 

[00:37:32] Speaker 5: didn't know if you were. No, I need to see this. 

[00:37:34] Speaker 2: Mom.

[00:37:40] Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize. I apologize. Boys and girls. 

[00:37:46] Speaker 3: Now, can I say something actually I just realized? I think he's sleeping with her. Fully, 

[00:37:51] Speaker 5: let's, like, that is not a normal interaction of just like an administrator giving out an award. And a parent who was just saying, he was saying, he's like, man, [00:38:00]

[00:38:00] Speaker 2: hey ladies, job, apologize for what we are seeing right now.

[00:38:03] Speaker 2: But, but, but Mom, I told you 

[00:38:05] Speaker 5: mama. Yeah, mama. I told you, I told you. Yeah, they talked before. Mama. I told you he can't give her an award. He's like, I told you, I can't just give an award to any random kid. They're gonna look into the record. He promised to yeah, because they're

[00:38:22] Speaker 5: I mean, I just feel like parent let's talk about parents for a second. Maybe yeah, I got to get into parents Well, I don't have a lot of thought. Well, I'm just thinking like I keep think okay I'm thinking of the parents that are like psychotic like the ones like this one Like why are you yelling that your kid wasn't first?

[00:38:37] Speaker 5: Did you see how tall these kids were? I promise you that award doesn't matter. I mean, they were like four and a half. I was like, pre school. It's like, he better 

[00:38:44] Speaker 3: win the rice table award of the year. It's like, what? It's like, what award? 

[00:38:46] Speaker 5: Cause they know how to like, color inside the lines. And they don't. you worried about?

[00:38:50] Speaker 5: They don't. Why do we want them to color in the lines? Do you think the most creative artists colored in the lines? Cause we're in a cult. We are. Exactly. You stay within the lines. You [00:39:00] won an award. You're the best one. Oh my god, you're gonna be such a great, great artist. Where did this garbage man come from?

[00:39:07] Speaker 3: It's really fucked up. 

[00:39:08] Speaker 5: Yeah, I 

[00:39:10] Speaker 3: see American people 

[00:39:13] Speaker 5: It's like I am wondering What else we were supposed to talk about after that? Oh, okay. Do you not have anything else you had one thing? No, but about the award like I feel like there was more to touch on with these crazy parents Oh, I just like 

[00:39:24] Speaker 3: crazy parents.

[00:39:25] Speaker 3: Like I just think it's really interesting like Baseball moms and like basketball moms. They're like, we got to go travel to the ball field today and they're there all day long And 

[00:39:32] Speaker 5: I and I my parents did it too, which is weird. I'm like, oh, yeah, I just it's just there we go Your children sort of become your personality and I get it.

[00:39:42] Speaker 5: It's sad to me, but also it like really is terrible Do not lose yourself. Don't lose yourself children because children 

[00:39:49] Speaker 3: will like you better 

[00:39:49] Speaker 5: if you remain yourself I was always actually, I, I really, I had no problems with my parents growing up, but I loved seeing like my [00:40:00] friends who had their parents as friends as well as parents.

[00:40:03] Speaker 5: It is, I'm not, there were a couple that I was like, they just don't even respect their parents because their parents are always drunk or out of town. I was friends with my parents, but Oh, just friends. I'm not going to unpack my trauma. I was jealous of the ones who like got along and could like talk to each other as not just like authoritative figure and servant.

[00:40:20] Speaker 5: Like, Should I? You can. 

[00:40:26] Speaker 3: You're the one that said, I don't really like drinking because after three beers I'm drunk, or whatever you say, or hungover. Ha ha 

[00:40:32] Speaker 5: ha! Welcome back! Actually everything's kind of not blurry, but blurry. It's like weird. It's kind of nice. You'll feel like you're more fucked up than you are.

[00:40:39] Speaker 5: It's giving me, I think I'm 40. 

[00:40:41] Speaker: Ha ha ha ha ha! 

[00:40:43] Speaker 5: With that hat, 

[00:40:44] Speaker 3: and 

[00:40:45] Speaker 5: that 

[00:40:45] Speaker 3: body. Ha ha 

[00:40:46] Speaker: ha ha ha! 

[00:40:48] Speaker 5: 50 plus! 50 plus, babe. Ew, it just smells. Yeah, it's not good. I gave you the one that tastes like NyQuil, sorry. 

[00:40:54] Speaker 3: J Man ate glasses because of his infection in his eyes, chlamydia. [00:41:00]

[00:41:00] Speaker 5: Do you know what I was thinking earlier?

[00:41:02] Speaker 5: If we had to convincingly make out right now, No. Could we for the camera? No. Like if something very, I can't no, but if something very, no, that's what I thought the answer was. But I mean, if something, if life or death, we'd have to, but if something very grave were on the line. Well, yeah. . I don't think we could if we were like about to die.

[00:41:22] Speaker 5: Right. Oh my God. . Dunno if we could, I don't, I couldn't. You'd to be like serious I'd giggling. That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to even imagine like. And I would just 

[00:41:33] Speaker 3: die! I can't, I can't even look at you when you do that, that's how fucking awkward I feel about it. I 

[00:41:37] Speaker 5: literally, I was 

[00:41:38] Speaker 3: like, what is Talk 

[00:41:39] Speaker 5: about that feeling.

[00:41:40] Speaker 5: I was like, what if they said the whole, like half the world would die, half the world would perish, half your family's gone. We'd be like, well, it's pretty And you're like, is it Well, which half of the family? Well, we were talking about that, right, parents? Well, we were talking about that. And it'd be like, you know, but then you have the opposite parents.

[00:41:57] Speaker 5: Crazy parents. You have the parents that are like [00:42:00] Crazy. Mine. No. Crazy. No, but they're like, they'll say stuff like, Oh, you don't know algebra, you bastard. 

[00:42:07] Speaker 3: Or 

[00:42:07] Speaker 5: right. Like something ridiculous where they're basically abusive. 

[00:42:11] Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't realize it. 

[00:42:12] Speaker 5: Yeah. It's like, no, it's not all about you. You're the parent.

[00:42:15] Speaker 5: So 

[00:42:16] Speaker 3: parents. Okay. This is what I'm going to say to everyone, especially our, our age group who have young ones growing up, uh,

[00:42:26] Speaker 3: Fuck what was I gonna say make sure that you're good parents Make sure that you're good parents. Think about your choices and think about the things that you are saying to your children today, because they might affect them in the future.

[00:42:47] Speaker 3: Happy pride. Choices and a future. Sometimes I think we're just going to go off script here. Um, let's just go off script at this point. Sometimes [00:43:00] people don't have math. 

[00:43:03] Speaker: I 

[00:43:04] Speaker 3: mean, so anyway, don't be that parent. Also, can I just say another thing real quick? I really don't understand. Kids that get the, like graduation at the graduation, they have the big fucking signs, like Eric.

[00:43:15] Speaker 3: Graduated Wolf Ridge High School class of 2024 and you're like How much did you pay for that my 

[00:43:22] Speaker 5: neighborhood first? Correct? I literally walked out I'm like taking my dog on a walk and I'm just like, okay, there's the face blown up to like five Yeah, it's all fake. You're like, ooh, not weird at all. Then I go down.

[00:43:33] Speaker 5: I'm like wouldn't have blown up that face Nope, but I wish 

[00:43:36] Speaker 3: them with some shoulders not some hips, but they don't 

[00:43:38] Speaker 5: where are the worst photos in your life timeline? Puberty. Like, why are we Okay, this actually triggered a memory. I know, you're getting triggered, I love it. Did you have a sign? When I was in high school Did you have a sign?

[00:43:50] Speaker 5: I did not have a sign, not only that, but I refused senior pictures. Good for you! Which was actually, like, an unheard of, because people were like Especially for a gay. You know what? [00:44:00] Everyone kept saying, like, You're gonna want these! Yeah, I know, you're gonna regret it! Yeah, like, you're gonna I'm like, I said, I don't want to look back at these years.

[00:44:06] Speaker 5: I do not want to think back as these were my best years. They weren't, though. Trauma, but also, yeah, they weren't. I was like, I knew. I was like, I look so different than I looked two years ago. So I don't want to think 10 years from now. Why do I want to look at myself then and be like, wow. Look at me then.

[00:44:21] Speaker 5: Look at the young chap. I actually don't want to see it. I actually don't either. It'd be weird. Did you have senior pictures? Yes. I'd love to see them. I'll find them. We need to find them. I had senior pictures and I didn't listen. There was nothing worse than when you're, did you have to do own mills growing up?

[00:44:38] Speaker 5: Basically. Yeah. Basically at church. Yep. It was at our, yep. I used to think that was one year. It was at our Sears, which we still had Sears back when we were young girl, you're aging yourself. Like, sorry. We still had, we said Sears, Sears. We had the Caesar, Caesar, Caesar catalog. 

[00:44:55] Speaker 3: So you'd have to sit like this.

[00:44:56] Speaker 3: You're like, you know, Bobby, lean forward a little bit to the right. And you're like, you like [00:45:00] awkwardly turn and you feel like you're totally not a real human. They're like, perfect forward. Yeah, I, you want to feel like dressing up for that? 

[00:45:08] Speaker 5: You knew you were about to be directed. First of all, why? Why'd I 

[00:45:11] Speaker 3: have to wear nice shoes?

[00:45:12] Speaker 3: Because they don't literally, they don't 

[00:45:14] Speaker 5: fucking see them. And I had to wear nice shoes. I know we're gonna dress up for the church family picture in the directory. Every Sunday when we would be going to family church, my dad would be like, Did you brush your hair brush your teeth shoes that those were the things we had to get rid of her Yeah, did you brush your teeth?

[00:45:31] Speaker 5: And I'd be like, no, I didn't have time. I like I was just what were you doing military family? Sleeping sleeping. Honestly, you're a sleeper. I'm asleep. You are a sleeper Oh, I slept in till I to you are until you're not when I was a teenager. Oh, I know I'm worried about that You're like not a sleeper anywhere.

[00:45:47] Speaker 5: I'm gonna become you cuz today I woke up at 530 Oh, that happens to everybody. I can't do it. Well the thing is, your schedule is always so fucked up though. Well also that. So it's like, you don't really have a time to adjust. You're not real. Your feelings aren't [00:46:00] valid. You have no validity. Valoried. vu francais.

[00:46:05] Speaker 5: I've been cackling. I feel fully cackled. I'm cacked. Are you grunt led? My Grendel? Grunt led. No. I'm actually doing way better this 

[00:46:15] Speaker 3: week too by the way. I'm not sick at all. It was eating so much on the day that I got my shot that then set me up for failure. Okay. I got the same dose and I got it on Monday.

[00:46:23] Speaker 3: So it was five days after my Wednesday one. 

[00:46:26] Speaker 5: Oh, you got the, this week was on Monday. Mm hmm. Why? Cause I wanted to get back to Monday so that when we go to New York, I'll be hungry on 

[00:46:32] Speaker 3: Wednesday. Like, 

[00:46:33] Speaker 5: after Wednesday, 

[00:46:34] Speaker 3: I start getting a little bit better. 

[00:46:36] Speaker 5: Right. Okay, smart. Yeah. You don't want to get Wednesday and then go to New York.

[00:46:39] Speaker 3: Right. 

[00:46:39] Speaker 5: Honey, you're playing the long game. Honey, 

[00:46:40] Speaker 3: I'm playing the long game. I'm playing the right game. You can't feel 

[00:46:42] Speaker 5: sick at the Eagle. You got cocks in your mouth. I mean, I did write, how many people in Congress have felonies, but I don't know. Is that even allowed in the ass? I mean, I don't really want to talk about Trump at all, but let's just call 

[00:46:56] Speaker 3: a spade a spade or whatever.

[00:46:58] Speaker 3: You committed 34, [00:47:00] 34? 

[00:47:00] Speaker 5: 34 counts of, yep, 

[00:47:02] Speaker 3: felonies. Felonies. I love how Marjorie Taylor Greene is, even though she's not in a cult she's screaming that we need to boycott New York. I'm sitting here thinking like, honey, do you know where half of your businesses are that run this country? Do you know how the stock market works?

[00:47:16] Speaker 3: Do you know your precious stocks that you were 

[00:47:17] Speaker 5: like, fuck, yeah, honestly, it's so bad. Mixing around. Yeah. So, yeah, Congress is dumb. Like I want to talk about something. I didn't want to talk about it. No, there's some, but we're talking about it, but it's dumb. 

[00:47:32] Speaker 3: I mean, it's true. It's 

[00:47:34] Speaker 5: got a gripe. Um, and this is like almost, it could be a sundry if I really kept it brief, but I might not cause I hate it.

[00:47:41] Speaker 5: Here in the States, we walk on the right side of things. Because we're right. Just like how we drive. We're on the right side of the road when we drive. When you walk on a sidewalk, you go to the right when someone's approaching you, and then they go to their right, and everyone's fine. We do not just walk down the [00:48:00] middle of the sidewalk.

[00:48:00] Speaker 5: We do not walk on the left side of the sidewalk. These are things we don't do. And some people, without maps and such, continue to walk down the middle, and as people are approaching, do not move to the right. Now, what do they do in other countries? Other con Well, in Japan, for example, they are on the left.

[00:48:17] Speaker 5: So could it be, so they walked down the sidewalk on the left. Could it be, could it be that Maybe they're not from here. Well, Matt, Matt is from here. . I love your Glenn. I'm like, honey, 

[00:48:28] Speaker 4: oh my God. 

[00:48:29] Speaker 5: This son of bitch, unless he's identifying as Japanese, he is walking down the wrong side sidewalk every single day.

[00:48:37] Speaker 5: And he can't figure it out. He can't figure it out. And I keep yelling at him, but yelling's not working. Yelling doesn't work. I need to morph into a super tiny little AI robot thing that flies into his ear, goes into his brain, and rewires the ways on how he walks. Oh, you know, it's really can consider it.

[00:48:55] Speaker 5: I almost said are concerning concerning. What if they do create like 

[00:48:58] Speaker 3: some kind of little a well might [00:49:00] that goes into your brain and like cleans up things and like help you little 

[00:49:04] Speaker 5: viruses. Yeah. Viruses are the mites. They go to the cell level, they deposit their little DNA that embeds itself in our DNA, then gets expressed protein.

[00:49:13] Speaker 5: We're never going to die at some point. Now we're going 

[00:49:15] Speaker 3: to figure it out how to like, Oh yeah, we 

[00:49:16] Speaker 5: already do this. That's I mean, vaccines are this. 

[00:49:19] Speaker 3: Yeah, that's 

[00:49:21] Speaker 5: And we have ways now to splice out genes to be able to get rid of them right now It's just deadly diseases or think bad genetic disorders But what if we wanted to splice out the gene that did this certain thing or that cancer?

[00:49:33] Speaker 5: Yeah, we're looking yep So you could do. Oh my God. So they walk on the wrong side of the road. So we need to, we need to really work on that though. And you're going to really hate 

[00:49:45] Speaker 3: it in New York. 

[00:49:46] Speaker 5: I'm going to hate it in New York. Cause you're going to walk on the middle on the left. 

[00:49:48] Speaker 3: I'm a middle lefter sometimes.

[00:49:50] Speaker 3: No, I try to stay on the right. No, I try to stay on the right. But if I'm going to have somebody coming on my left, then I'm just going to like cut the middle. So I'm like, leave me alone. 

[00:49:59] Speaker 5: You are [00:50:00] of the heft that you can do that. Honestly, that's a height and weight common heft appeal. You can walk right through the middle and that's fine.

[00:50:09] Speaker 5: I'm basically the center of you. I always follow you. Cause you're not going to be going over it. I know. Oh my God. And the whole time I'm thinking I'm on the wrong side. 

[00:50:18] Speaker 3: Oh my god, is this the truth coming out? Wow. Okay. Well, you're trying to so this is like a reverse psychology Really? You're like I want to talk about something that really fucking pisses me off It's people walking on I don't walk on the left side 

[00:50:28] Speaker 5: yelling at their kids for algebra 

[00:50:29] Speaker 3: I mean now now that's the truth you fucking bastard.

[00:50:33] Speaker 3: Um 

[00:50:36] Speaker 5: I'm not talking about any private parts We haven't yet. 

[00:50:39] Speaker 3: I 

[00:50:39] Speaker 5: don't think so. We've not said one thing about a pussy or a dick Which is fine I could say something about that. I could do There's a Twitter post. So I wanted to say something and this is about

[00:50:56] Speaker 5: Want to say something I want to say something I'm cuz I'm getting sick [00:51:00] and tired of it. I'm tired of Not having a self lubricating genital. Oh, yeah, we've talked about this. And here's why

[00:51:12] Speaker 5: Oh, he's gonna go trans on me. God damn it. I'm not going trans on you. What I'm trying to say is, I had a toy. A sexual toy that simulates a blowjob. And I don't want to have to get all messy and sticky with lube and such. And like, having it drip down and drip all over the sheets. And then it's like, it's the only thing you have to clean it up.

[00:51:33] Speaker 5: It's extra things. And then you're like, see your friends and you're like So I trialed using it without lube. Did it work? Well, yeah. But it really dried things out because it's like, friction. Right, it's like, you're on And I'm trying to get a pussy that works without lube. And a having a penis. I'm trying to get a penis pussy without lube.

[00:51:52] Speaker 5: Well, you should have uncut them. Oh, really? Uncut, they have like, natural lube, that's what Smegma? Is it dick cheese? I [00:52:00] mean, I don't think it's the dick cheese part, but I think that they're That's why we're drier dicked or something. There's 

[00:52:04] Speaker 3: something about it. Cause the glands are wet. So like, when it gets hard and the glands are exposed Oh.

[00:52:11] Speaker 3: Yeah. Speaking of clans, what I was gonna say is, I really don't like the backside of a dick sometimes. Sometimes, 

[00:52:18] Speaker 5: which side is the back? Like when 

[00:52:19] Speaker 3: the camera's looking at the back of your 

[00:52:21] Speaker 5: dick. The dark side of the dick. The dark side of the middle. Behind the balls? Like, not the 

[00:52:26] Speaker 3: top part. When you're looking down at your own dick.

[00:52:29] Speaker 3: Not the top, but 

[00:52:29] Speaker 5: underneath. Not that, but, oh yeah, I don't like the underneath. It's the line. It's the problem with the 

[00:52:34] Speaker 3: line. But some people have an extra, like, little, Uh huh. 

[00:52:35] Speaker 5: It's 

[00:52:35] Speaker 3: like, we gotta, we gotta work 

[00:52:36] Speaker 5: on that. Like, we, like, People don't realize. Because they don't see it often. But you need to film yourself from below and look.

[00:52:42] Speaker 5: That's so weird to me. Don't release a dick video. Video. You know what? People like that. I saw another thing on Twitter yesterday. It was a guy who had his fucking asshole out, but 

[00:52:48] Speaker 3: he had like a straight up either had to be a happy 

[00:52:52] Speaker 5: body. No, 

[00:52:53] Speaker 3: but I'm looking at this hole and he's like, who 

[00:52:54] Speaker 5: wants to eat it?

[00:52:55] Speaker 5: And I sat here and I go, Oh my God, not me. The guys who are [00:53:00] like, just got used and abused, but it's like not ready. Warzone. Right. And it's like. I know I just, it, it is like you could make it look better. You could absolutely take two extra seconds. Yeah. It's all angles. Sweetheart. Do you want to teach us?

[00:53:15] Speaker 5: No. Okay. Well, I was just shoot down. Yeah. Down as best. That's what I do. Shoot down or not going to go like this, right? No. Also when you pull it, it looks fake. It does. Yeah. We all know your Dick's probably five and a half to six inches. Okay. I'm not ashamed to be in that category. He's not. It's absolutely average.

[00:53:37] Speaker 5: It's absolutely what everybody is, pretty much. Except for Um, anyways that's great. So, no need to feel intimidated. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, of course not. I'll just be the ugly one in the club. No, you won't. You're gonna be the one that, it's a dry mouth. Um, you're gonna be the one that gets everybody around us, hopefully.

[00:53:55] Speaker 5: And I'll be like, oh, he's so silly, isn't he? And then I'll be like, oh. And then I'll be like, Bobby, touch that. I know. Then you'll like [00:54:00] make me touch things. You're like, finger his asshole. It's fun. I'm like, oh, I just, that's another thing I wanna say. You don't wanna scrape any poop with your finger down. I don't trust an asshole in public.

[00:54:09] Speaker 5: I don't. Even at the bars think about what they've been doing like where did you walk from did you walk? Did you fucking Brooklyn across the bridge and over and they're like finger my home, right? No, it's 95 degrees outside How long did you walk here? No, I don't want to smell your hole. I don't want to look at it I want to touch it Now my hole, I know people will.

[00:54:29] Speaker 5: Now, 

[00:54:30] Speaker 3: if you want to 

[00:54:30] Speaker 5: go for my raunchy asshole. If you want a little three mile walk hole. Oh, it's fucking nuclear. It's gonna be nuclear. Nuclear pussies. So I This is so offensive, but I have to say it. Let's just do it. I'm getting fucking tired of it I'm tired. What I asked was our gay sport leagues for people who don't know how to make close friends just acquaintances Yeah, it's just like a fraternity the number of people who talk about their [00:55:00] fucking kickball team Like oh me in the goral like they've known them for the past 35 years since birth And their families have alliances, but then in reality, they don't know anything about each other other than their dick sizes.

[00:55:13] Speaker 3: Miller light too. Oh my God, we get drunken. It's fine. We go 

[00:55:17] Speaker 5: play a fake game in a baseball field. I did bring up earlier the gay karate league. Hi. Yeah. Can you imagine? Is there really? No. Okay. Imagine. I was like, I could see that. Yeah. Chubby. Yeah. I mean, I don't, I think these gay leagues, I'm telling you, okay, I'm going to have you noticed who's on the kickball teams.

[00:55:37] Speaker 5: Well, and let me just, 

[00:55:38] Speaker 3: and that's where we're at. It's mostly the bar flies. It's mostly the ones that might, you might find a needle in them or a little bit of powder. And there's nothing wrong with anything, any of that, but I'm just saying you're the types that are playing softball. You're the types that are playing where the 

[00:55:51] Speaker 5: t shirts I'm like, yeah, yeah, 

[00:55:53] Speaker 3: yeah.

[00:55:54] Speaker 5: It's always like, it's yes. So, 

[00:55:56] Speaker 3: but really quickly though, I do want to circle back now. [00:56:00] Weren't you in 

[00:56:00] Speaker 5: a gay league? Here she goes. Weren't you in a gay league? It wasn't a Stonewall operated gate. Oh, so now we're specific. Oh, honey. Stonewalls. Oh, she's been called out. Also, she plays darts in a league. So I did it.

[00:56:14] Speaker 5: Hold on. Just to see how down. So you just said that.

[00:56:23] Speaker 5: I got a text today. It's a dart league. Like hashtag, but am I in one now? Well, it doesn't matter. You still participate. No. Am I in one now? No, but you'll say you participated in things. We don't need to discuss. Well, I'll discuss it. You, what do you want to say? Crawling up the hill to come jerk off with you on your best friend.

[00:56:39] Speaker 5: Roommates bed girl. We're not going to discuss everything. No, I discuss everything. Burning down your bedroom because you're jerking off to porn on a live cam? We're not going to discuss it. So yeah, I played in the league for a little while. Okay, but I'm just saying, it's not like 

[00:56:52] Speaker 3: I'm like, Ew, it's gross that you're jerking off on the bed.

[00:56:55] Speaker 3: You hated it. No, I'm just saying like, We all make mistakes, [00:57:00] and this is obviously 

[00:57:01] Speaker 5: one of yours. And sometimes you don't have friends to tell you it's a mistake. They just encourage you to do it. And now 

[00:57:06] Speaker 3: you do. Now you do have friends, because you played in the leagues. 

[00:57:10] Speaker 5: No, they're acquaintances, like I said.

[00:57:11] Speaker 5: Well, honestly, that's dartly. Except I went to one. That's dartly, Brent. I 

[00:57:14] Speaker 3: blew him at the, I blew him at the fifth. 

[00:57:15] Speaker 5: That's darkly. I fucked him on a Wednesday. It's like Wednesdays. But that's what I'm saying. All of them are when you see their like social media stories, you realize they are not actually like having a blast together.

[00:57:28] Speaker 5: It's kind of like just at the event. It's when they're black friendly. They're blacked out. Instagram friendly. This is 

[00:57:35] Speaker 3: exactly what I wanted to say to God bless your welcome. 

[00:57:39] Speaker 5: Well, 

[00:57:41] Speaker 3: I have a few, but one I just thought of is I really think it's funny. I, Michael ran in his first 10 K congratulations. He actually did really well.

[00:57:49] Speaker 3: Okay. So marathons. Okay. Five Ks, 10 Ks. 16Ks, Tough Mudders, 

[00:57:56] Speaker 5: whatever you call it. Congratulations to people who do them. It's all an Instagram 

[00:57:58] Speaker 3: opportunity. And that's what I realized, is [00:58:00] everybody's going to the 4 6. 2K little statue, getting their pictures, and they're ringing bells and getting pictures, and I'm like, this seems very corporate, this seems very They want their 

[00:58:08] Speaker 5: participation trophy, they want their ribbon.

[00:58:10] Speaker 5: They just want to be able to take a picture and be like They want their goddamn bumper sticker that says 26. 3 or whatever the fuck on the pilot. Yeah, that's a half marathon. A marathon? Or a marathon. I don't know what I'm I don't know, but I'm sick and tired of runners. I know it's so awkward and you know what else is really awkward and this is going to 

[00:58:26] Speaker 3: be a little controversial.

[00:58:27] Speaker 5: You're sleeping with a runner. I'm with a runner. That's controversial. It's controversial. 

[00:58:31] Speaker 3: But what else is controversial is this is going to sound terrible, but as an ex fat, I feel like I can say it, um, 

[00:58:38] Speaker 5: you can, 

[00:58:39] Speaker 3: you know, I'm probably proud of anybody who runs in a race. I would never do this. So I'm really proud of you.

[00:58:43] Speaker 3: But it's really kind of funny to me how when you start seeing. 

[00:58:46] Speaker: Yeah, yeah, 

[00:58:47] Speaker 3: 30 minute people who ran it in 30 minutes. You're like, okay, these people are stick thin. No, they're athletes. They're like, yeah, they're like muscles, but they're like, whatever. And as the time goes on, the bigger and better the people get.

[00:58:58] Speaker 3: And by the time nobody's paying [00:59:00] attention anymore. Here comes my eight my weight group. And so I was like, I felt so bad for them. But I was 

[00:59:05] Speaker 5: like, Congrats. I mean, you're not there yet, but once you get with the main group, you'll get cheered, but nobody's cheering down there. Everybody's already having their beers being like, or left.

[00:59:13] Speaker 5: Yeah, they've left. They've taken their pictures. They've already posted on Instagram. I've got three hours to see who rolls through. Like, I can't do it. I know. And there's a 

[00:59:20] Speaker 3: timeline if you can't finish it. 

[00:59:23] Speaker 5: They're like, we have to pay the city by the minute to close these roads. Like we're not, we're not doing that.

[00:59:27] Speaker 5: Hurry up, honey. Now I say that and I laugh at that with very much. Shh. Very much. Very large. Very much conviction with them. I have a lot of admiration for them. As a South African. I have really a lot of admiration for them. However. However, stop. As skinny as I get, as in shape as I get, I'm never running a goddamn fucking 5k, 10k.

[00:59:48] Speaker 5: I wouldn't let you. Tough Mudder, I'd be embarrassed. I wouldn't even fucking let you. Now some of the people are hot and you get to watch dicks flop back and forth and that is always fun. Now that, You gotta wait for the 9 minute mile. Like how big are these floppers? Once the [01:00:00] 9 the Midwest boys. From like 9 minutes to about 14, then after 14 It's inverted.

[01:00:09] Speaker 5: It's inverted. Also my secondary sundry just really quick is So now we just get to have two sundry? No, I told you I had a couple. My secondary one is just There it is. Just be friendly. 

[01:00:20] Speaker 3: No, I'm just like, it's just stop being annoying to people. And if 

[01:00:24] Speaker 5: you want to shoot your shot, shoot your shot. Period.

[01:00:29] Speaker 5: That was the most Gen Z TikTok. If you just want to shoot your shot, shoot your shot. I did this too. I said shoot your shot. Oh, I can't 

[01:00:35] Speaker 3: wait to play it back in post. But it's true, like, stop fucking around, and honestly, if you want to go on your trip to New York by yourself, you want to go on a trip to wherever, do it, you've just got to do it right now because everybody's dying.

[01:00:46] Speaker 3: We're all dying, and I know I'm going through my life crisis, but I'm just saying, if you want it, come and get it, and that's the bottom line, period. And by that I mean, 

[01:00:53] Speaker 5: If you don't come and get it after a while, it's not going to be available. Well, it's starting to dry out. And by that I mean dry [01:01:00] out for you.

[01:01:01] Speaker 5: It's drying out for you. Just specifically you. 

[01:01:03] Speaker 3: So, honestly, the time's ticking and life isn't getting any younger for either of us. 

[01:01:07] Speaker 5: And by that I mean,

[01:01:11] Speaker 5: So my sundry is about the weather, of course, because as we've noticed, it's becoming unbearable for as I've heard an average day in Atlanta. Um, Oh, and I'm sick and tired of people who don't seem to get hot because all the way over here. I had an Uber driver who, yeah, he was blasting the air conditioning at 63 Fahrenheit.

[01:01:32] Speaker 5: We need to go low, but he had his window open. So all the humidity and heat from outside. Yeah. is coming in through his driver's window while I'm sitting in the back trying to like scavenge the air conditioning. And then I realized though, there are other people who are just like, well, I'm always, I like a hot climate.

[01:01:50] Speaker 5: So I'm always cold. And I'm like, you're always cold. What do you mean? You're always cold. And I literally have people in my life who, unless it is [01:02:00] like 87 plus, they're like, this is perfect. Or I'm cold. If it's 70. They're cold. If it's 65 and you have a nice jacket and jeans on, cold! It sounds like it might be Sabrine.

[01:02:13] Speaker 5: Yeah. People who don't get cold. Or hot. Hot. Well, 

[01:02:18] Speaker 3: you have the extremes. Because I'm hot all the time. Right, so there's people who, like, You're hot all the time. 

[01:02:23] Speaker 5: Literally, I had a panic attack after I got my ear irrigated. Yeah, you're like, it's hot. And I was sweating. It's hot, it's hot. My arms were wet.

[01:02:28] Speaker 5: Everywhere I fucking go, I'm like, it's hot. It's hot. because I just walked 20 minutes. Like it's hot. I 

[01:02:33] Speaker 3: never can 

[01:02:34] Speaker 5: go today. I'm like, I can't breathe. It's sticky. Like if my t shirt gets sticky in 10 minutes, it's, it's hot. It's human. It's got to go hot. And like after the shower, I want to be born a desert person.

[01:02:45] Speaker 5: Like, fuck me. I want to be a free man. Okay. So that's a doing reference. But I want to not be hot. Can you imagine? No, I would actually love to be temperate. So you would like summer, because I think people are like, I love summer. I love, I fucking hate summer. You don't, you love summer. I [01:03:00] like fall and I like spring.

[01:03:01] Speaker 5: You love summer. I like it for the summer. I like summer Then you want snow. You're like, I can't wait for it to chill out so I can have hoodies 

[01:03:06] Speaker 3: on. Nobody ever, nobody ever. No, nobody is ever satisfied. Nobody ever. No. I'm telling you, you want what you can't have. Exactly. Period. Period. So once you get it, it's like, great.

[01:03:17] Speaker 3: But I'd like to be at that point so we can just move forward. As far as the weather's concerned. Excellent. And also a really funny thing you said about Atlanta. So yesterday I was like, it's so fucking hot here. And Michael's like, you could be in Atlanta. I go, I bet you it's cooler there. 

[01:03:30] Speaker 5: 83 in Atlanta, 88 here.

[01:03:32] Speaker 5: Yep. And I was like, you have, this is how you know we're fucked. Like it's following me. The kind, no, the world is fucked. Well, I moved away from Atlanta because it was hot. Like, and I was like, I can't wait for like normal summers where it's like 85. There are no normal summers. There's not even winters anymore.

[01:03:48] Speaker 5: Pretty much anywhere. It's, the winter's gone. We've, we had one snow last year and it lasted a day and a half, two years. Last year was pitiful. For days. It was like. A couple inches. No, it was two days when we went to Utah. [01:04:00] Yeah. It was the day we all we got storm. How long was it? When we came back, it was gone.

[01:04:05] Speaker 5: So I'm like, it wasn't even a week that we had snow on the ground. It's weird because when I first moved here, there was like weeks, weeks, and then it started slowly piling the grocery store now. No, it's over. But the first like Five years that I lived here, his pussy was popping. It was hot and cold. It was cold, baby.

[01:04:22] Speaker 5: And the summer was like, cool. I have like pictures of like, it's snowing in May. What? Yeah. Call us 614 721 5336. Make sure you buy the merch. Make sure you come see us in New York. If you want to keep us afloat, please. Cause we're sinking and I feel like. That little boy on the Titanic. And Bobby's the girl.

[01:04:42] Speaker 5: I'm Rose, so I'll survive. I'm Jack, and I'm gonna freeze to death. So keep me afloat with merch purchases. My bitch, mic drop. Or, like I would say, a gym drop. 

[01:04:53] Speaker: Awww. Yep, 

[01:04:54] Speaker 5: he's in the frozen river. I'm just gonna be food for the rest. It's fine. It'll be fine. I'd [01:05:00] be fine with that. I love the ocean. I love floating.

[01:05:02] Speaker 5: I don't think you have any more announcements. I'm ready to float in the ocean, actually. I know, I kinda need an ocean moment. I wanna just think about something real quick. Okay. Have you ever really realized how much you are just Absolutely nothing. And a part of everything else. And I'm talking like, we are made of matter, that's just like, the same shit as everywhere else in the universe.

[01:05:22] Speaker 5: We just happen to be combined in a certain way to be like this, to be able to have thoughts like this. But in reality, we're no different than anything else, like a rock. Like, we think of rocks and we're like, they can't think of anything, they're nothing. It's like, no, they're the same as us, we have the same shit in us.

[01:05:36] Speaker 5: And then you realize like, after you die and you dissolve, you dissolve. You literally become a part of everything else. And suddenly I am part of a fucking soil. I am a tree. I'm going to be floating in the air, the oxygen in me. Then you can almost get reformed into a human. You eventually probably parts of you will.

[01:05:54] Speaker 5: It's weird enough of you will eventually be back into a human form. How would that happen? Well, [01:06:00] because if we live and die in the same area all the time, everything around us has absorbs part of us as we get buried in a cemetery and then enough of the stuff that people live there, absorb that. We could be reassembled, maybe eventually, maybe not perfectly, but this is the idea of reincarnation over thousands and thousands of years.

[01:06:17] Speaker 5: Maybe this has happened when you know, Deja vu is like a real to me. I really feel like there's no, no, like scientifically, there are multiple worlds, multiple. Oh, for sure. Why isn't there any cross interference? Why? Maybe we are getting a little bit of something from another universe. We're like, we've met before.

[01:06:36] Speaker 5: I know, but really, you've met before. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, why did why do you why do I know you just click as soon as you start talking about never know what you're gonna Talk about. Yeah, what is clicking? It's really bizarre. Is it somewhere else where we are the same person? I don't know. 

[01:06:50] Speaker 3: No, and that's like everywhere everything all at once I mean, we have different versions of ourselves in all these different universes with whatever option we took at the time.

[01:06:58] Speaker 3: We took the option 

[01:06:59] Speaker 5: [01:07:00] Yeah 

[01:07:00] Speaker 3: So it's deep. It's so basically 

[01:07:02] Speaker 5: give yourself room to be all of you give yourself space Space to do your thing 

[01:07:06] Speaker 3: do it 

[01:07:07] Speaker 5: Feel it all if 

[01:07:08] Speaker 3: you're questioning like I don't know if I should you should right because again I don't want you to be left just skin and bones and not able to do things like he used to do Well, I just thought 

[01:07:20] Speaker 5: of like a dead person Skin and bones.

[01:07:24] Speaker 5: Just don't be skin and bones. Like some dead cattle wasting away in the desert. And 

[01:07:27] Speaker 3: it's true. We don't want you to be that way. So anyway, we hope you enjoy your weekend. Actually, it's not Pride weekend for us. It's not yet. We'll be back before Pride. Unfortunately, we'll 

[01:07:36] Speaker 5: be back before Pride. We'll have a week.

[01:07:38] Speaker 5: Okay. 

[01:07:38] Speaker 3: Alright, well, thank you for listening. Have a good week, and we'll see you next time, or hear you next time. Goodbye. Goodbye, 

[01:07:46] Speaker 5: that was I 

[01:07:47] Speaker 3: thought it was an infomercial at the end there. 

[01:07:49] Speaker 5: It was. I'm blacked out, so, I don't 

[01:07:51] Speaker: know how, but I've had [01:08:00] two