The Case of the Escaping Thong and Wandering Balls

***Warning*** Bobby is hammered

Hello, darlings! Buckle up for another electrifying episode of "Not Well" with your favorite disaster duo, Bobby and Jim! Tonight's show is serving up a cocktail of chaos, comedy, and maybe a touch of public indecency. As you hear this, we’re probably knee-deep in Pride festivities, or as we like to call it, "Jock Night," where our busses and dicks are out in full celebratory swing. 🌈

Happy Pride, everyone! While you might be waving your rainbow flags, we're out here reminiscing about my sixth-grade girlfriend, Dee Dee, who later revealed she was a lesbian. Shout out to you, Dee Dee! Isn't it wild seeing people live their authentic lives? It’s all about being true to yourself, folks.

Now, speaking of authenticity, we’re breaking down what it means to be genuinely not well. Whether it's dodging overpriced vodka Red Bulls at VIP events or avoiding the soul-crushing mediocrity of a corporate Pride parade, we're here to spill the tea and maybe a few cocktails.

Pride is all about embracing who you are, even if that means wearing a thong and chaps to a party and having a ball (literally) pop out. Who knew fashion could be so hazardous? And let's not forget the new trend of GMEs (Gay Man Magnets). We're ready to pull in every hot guy from here to New York!

We also dabble in the absurdity of themed parties and the struggle of dressing up. Honestly, the effort is exhausting, but when you turn heads in a thong, it's all worth it.

So, whether you're a muddy bottom or a dirty side, remember to speak your truth and live authentically. Join us in this absolutely unhinged episode of fun. And to all our listeners, happy Pride and happy straight Pride to those watching the airshow in Grove City.

Stay fabulous, stay true, and we'll see you next time on "Not Well."

Adios, amigos! 🌈✨