Drunk national anthems, devilish speeches, and gapped-tooth gays—just another day in America's circus

We kick things off with laughs and excitement, diving into a hilarious Ashley Tisdale video sighting. The conversation spirals into unexpected territory with mentions of bacterial vaginosis, stolen voices, and some notable cuts that keep everyone in stitches.

Bobby then takes the stage to critique the Grammys, throwing shade at a four-time nominee and questioning the validity of music awards. The tea spills over Billie Eilish vs. Charlie XCX, societal biases, and some juicy personal anecdotes about cocaine use, high blood pressure, and the absurdities of workplace food theft. As if that wasn't enough, we also tackle political violence, the role of religion in society, and why certain political figures desperately need a reality check.

Next, we dive into social observations and personal realizations, starting with tales of not noticing women and 'dick scanning' in Park City. The discussion shifts to the impact of transphobia and Matthew Shepherd's tragedy, interspersed with Aunt Lisa's hilarious 'ugly hot' celebrity game. We share our camping anxieties and excitement for 'Squirt weekend' at Camp Buck Wood, complete with public sexuality stories, 'sack diversity,' and 'ball painting.' We also humorously plan to call our campsite 'El Campground' for 'cis campers' and end with one of us feeling 'concrete legs' from being high, reflecting on life's novelty and excitement.

The edible-fueled introspection continues with insights on autism, sensory overload during Notre Dame football games, and the beauty of solitude. We recount prime dining hall moments and the serenity of an overhead fan, blending humor with heartfelt exploration of personal growth and self-acceptance.

Then, we tackle a beefy misunderstanding (not the food kind) and invite lesbians and gays to share their views on each other, aiming to compare notes and add some spice to the conversation.

From there, we recount our bar outings, discussing social expectations and incidents like clapping at a bar, inquiries about Jimmy Carter, and a peculiar prayer to Helen Keller. Miscommunications, parade mishaps, and brunch party proposals highlight our social (mis)adventures, leading to reflections on organizing community events and improving social gatherings.

Finally, we delve into vulnerability, body image, and social dynamics. We discuss the need for air conditioning, feelings of vulnerability in showers among friends, and personal grooming strategies. Observations on dental hygiene linked to sexual behavior, critiques of cycling attire and behavior, and whimsical musings about encountering Big Bird round out the fun. We conclude with an invitation for the LGBTQ+ community to share their perspectives, encapsulating discussions on personal vulnerabilities, societal observations, and the importance of community engagement.

Join us for this whirlwind of laughs, snark,

Transcript

 Who's broad stripe charge through the p fight for the, but we were so they're already laughing and smiling. Yeah. See it's taking her voice. Yay. Let her play that. Yeah. Oh my God. Here's the part where she cuts it. That star space is this Ashley Tisdale? No. Watch these guys but brave now, I'm not sure what's happening. My God. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode tonight. Well, I'm Bobby and that was our national anthem. Sang to you by Mr South Carolina. I don't know. She's a four time nominee for a Grammy. I'm like, well, theres no way. There's a reason why you're not a winner. A Grammy nominee. Sounds like that four time Grammy nominee. She's a country girl. Honestly, I'm gonna be completely honest here. I don't believe in Grammys. I don't think the real awards you release one thing and they're like it got album of the year, song of the Year band of the year first. I'm like, none of this is real. There's way too many fucking categories. I don't think it's real to get a Grammy music is subjective. I know it's like, how are we giving out award. You just know that when the majority of people like, for example, the Billie Eilish album right now, like I'm feeling as a top runner it should be. So I feel like Charlie XCX could be like something serious to the gays are really pushing that situation. It's not having the commercial, it's not on the billboard top, I don't think right now. Well, maybe the album is, but in the songs on Spotify, it's not, I think a lot of streets don't know about her. They don't, they don't realize how good she is. They don't, they're all afraid of cocaine and gays. So it's like, whoa, they're like, wait, she has a gay following and she talks about doing cocaine. It's like, you know, when people are on Coke every day, we have a little line exactly next to you. I can't, not you. I'm saying in general when you're out though, it's like you're going to have a confession again. Are you a Coke head? I think I would be if I didn't have high blood pressure. Honestly, I want to try it. But I'm scared because I want to try. I want to, you know how they describe how good it feels. I know the feeling where I'm like, I would like that but I just can't, I have a heart attack. No, but to feel like you have endless energy and you're like, I'm ready to do more. You would love me as a crack head. Like I would love you. I'd be like, let's go to New York City. Like, you know what? We're gonna go to another restaurant. You're like, ok, like tweaking the fuck out. We're gonna go on another tour. We're going to a museum and it's like, I've done five things with you throughout the day. We're like, I didn't have an intermission for three days in a row. I'm shutting down. That would be a shutdown from after you talk about me. That's why I would be addicted because I would never come down. You couldn't, I don't think you'd survive it. Like physically. I think you'd go through instant with like you'd be like, yeah, I'm very sensitive when it comes to withdrawing drugs. That that's actually a really true. Yes. All of them and ingesting them honestly, let's go see the last three episodes and see this one. See, I am a person though, I've been listening to this book now called P or something or something autistic and something, something like, I don't know, I'm sensing a sp a sensitive person or VSP, I don't fucking know. I'm just a sensitive person. This is what happens when you listen to a book and I read it might be a little bit because they say it also has to do with like sounds and smells very sensitive. So you need to take the quiz. I already took it. I'm very sensitive though, maybe you should take the quiz. You fucking sensitive. I did. I have it. What, what I'm just sensitive. That's it. So anyway, if you're out there heartbreaking, I'm just the ass and there being a little cunt and you're being a heartbreaker don't do it because some of us are sensitive. I think you're the one breaking hearts. I am an HB. Have you looked at your sniffy? I'm an HB. Heartbreaker. Oh I was like hot bitch. Well, that too. I was like, yes you are. So I DB as a label, dumb bitch. Like for me, I call people DB all the time and they don't know what it is usually. So I'm like, well dick butt and you can say it at work too. You can say it in public. You can be like they're such a DB B and then they're like, what does that mean? You can be like, oh it's short for Debbie. It's like a Karen. Oh God. You know, but it's dumb bitch. Don't bring tuna salad sandwiches and put them in the group fridge. That's the number one rule or bring grouper and heat it up, which happens at ours almost weekly and the same person does it and the same person gets in trouble every week. And the like he got, he got mad at us because we were like, someone was like, God damn it. And he's like, no. And I was like, listen, grouper and microwaves that are not near reheat. Grouper. I'd eat it cold before I reheated. It refuses to walk to the other break room where nobody's at because we moved away from there to heat up his grouper. Ok. Their grouper. It's a, they, they, them's grouper. Now, why is he bringing grouper every week? Like, normally it's like a, I don't know, like catfish. There's, that's a no. And it's always like something. Oh, cabbage smells, loves a heat, a good microwave meal. Like love loves a leftover. If you will like it's always a leftover and you're like, ok, I don't believe in leftovers but don't do it in the common office. Like I don't want to smell your fish, bitch. I don't want to smell your pussy. I don't want to smell your ass and I don't want to smell your fish now. Well, I don't, I don't want, I don't, when people bring hard boiled eggs to work. I'm like, so what part of you thought this was smart? Like they smell like ass. It's sulfur just coming right at me and you need to do it for what? And also in general, I think eggs are kind of gross if you think about it. Well, they're high cholesterol. Well, there's that, but you're also eating a dead chicken but also the consistency when it's like hard boiled like that spongy white. Like we're literally frying the splatter type. We're mushing up an embryo and we're eating it before there's an embryo. These are, we have unfertilized CD, don't we? I don't know. I think we eat unfertilized B I guess, but like the hens, but there's no rooster getting them. Thank God we're not eating. No, they do that. In Vietnam. They eat the actual little fetus. It's really nasty. I think the bones because they get them like a little bit because they're like, they have feathers on, they have feathers on. There's no six week abortion ban in that town Wuhan. Shout out to our Wuhan listeners if they're still with us. So we had a major event happen which we haven't talked about and we're not going to talk about it all. But why couldn't you just move a little to the right? You know what I mean? I need to get a drink. Ok? Wow, that's not where I was going with this. But so there was a major event and breaking news. I was so excited. I thought it was fake. My sister. Oh, it's staged. It was, but I thought it was actually like legit fake. When you sent to me. I was like, this is dumb as fuck because people were sending the, you sent me the thing that said Biden's dropping out of the race and then it was like a dick picture or something. So I was like, this is a joke. That's what I that's first of all, listen, secret service is not in view for that long. Standing there in front of everyone when you don't know how many shooters there are. There is no, you're not gonna let him stand up and do that for a while. No, I just, it's really bothering me because I do feel like there's something funky about it. I don't condone it. I don't think it's great. I don't think it's really great for our country because I feel like this is absolutely the start of the turning point of the, the new life. We're about the civil war and we're gonna have to go somewhere. We only go to Canada and it's gonna have to be Canada and we can drive there, we can take our cars if they let us out. But honestly, if you go there first and say you're just taking a trip and then you claim asylum while you're there, you're OK. We just got to get to the border bitch and you got to run across. I, I give up all my rights to whatever. Oh no, I give up all my student loan debt. Oh no. Oh shit. Literally, I'd give it up right away. I don't care. Take it. I really, I'm ready to give up citizenship to get out of here. What are we paying for bombs with our student, literary free college for people in Israel while I have student loan debt? Like I don't actually want to live here. There was a video that I found that was I don't, it was actually a podcast. But she was talking about the thing that I always talk about how we're trained as Children to like up. We go to work for eight hours a day. We do this, we do that and then we have to do this and then we get student loans and then, oh, because the student loans are so expensive, then we can never stop quitting. We can't quit our job. People love it or leave it. I'm like we can't leave, we're slaves to this. We are literally and we can't have none of us have any real money or income. Like they could just hold it in the banks and the US government could be like, no, you're not allowed to like is it really our money and is no, it's fake. It's all goddamn fake. Everything's fake. Like think about it. You have a bank account that's online. Think about that. Oh, that's my money. Is it? Yeah, there's no actual money there. It's being moved around. It's fake. Guaranteed by the government. Money is fake. So don't worry about it. Spend it now back to the shooting. Yeah. So I mean, I was at home and my sister was like, I think Trump got shot. So that's how I found out is like from her nonchalant, not from New York Times alerts. I was like, oh good. I know. And then you said hot page news and I'm like, what the fuck is he sending? It was a really didn't believe me. I know it was a little sauce but then the New York Times like, no, it really happened. I saw the blood, the ketchup packet, the blood that was nicely sprinkled and I was like an American flag just dangling right behind where he's not a photo, he raises his fist and has his head. Not a photo op at all. Honestly. And it's not, I just don't like him. I don't like Biden. I don't like, it's just like, go ahead die. I want them both to die. So listen, we're not making threats to them. We just want them both to, we're not the only ones saying it. So also, yeah, they have too many to look into on the internet. There's so many memes and listen, I respect everybody for having their opinion and whatever, but not on this, not on Trump. I don't mind that you're a Republican still like to me there's still some decent Republicans if they're not voting Trump. But it's this mix of like this, the Trump Republicans and then like the post Republicans really lost. Well, that's what I think when he dies it's over like there's no more. They're like JD will take on the role. I'm like, no, he won't. He's not the original, he's fake. He went to Yale law school. He's not, he's a grinder. He looks like somebody put the funniest thing. It was like he looks like he's the guy on grinder when you don't respond to. Never mind, never mind. Guess not, like, blocked you JD. And you're like, oh, I didn't even have a chance to reply. He has that pudgy face but he probably has a decent dick. But it's really not that good. It's just the angle of the picture. He looks like a racist care bear. 00 my God. Yeah, he's really psychotic. He also thinks that Trump is you're raped or you're no exceptions for a, for abortion. Even if your dad rapes your 12 year old girl raped by her dad. No, she can't get an abortion. That's AJ D. Yeah. So let me have my dad's baby. Like, imagine that for a second. But even though Kamal is a goddamn dumb fucking idiot because she repeats herself with everything. She's like, I really like life and life is like a ball. Yeah. It's like you've said the same thing twice or three times. Sometimes. Sometimes we like to go home because home is where we like to go. And I'm like, is this how you write? They tried to train her to speak politically and she just doesn't have anything to say though. It's like she just, she's doing the right forms of, we're like, yeah, she's to, she's really, she's talking like that and she's really, when you go home home goes, you know what I mean? There's coconut, the coconut tree. Do you think you just fell out of a coconut tree. It's like, what are you talking about? No one ever knows. First of all, I love how she's all of a sudden back in the public life too. She didn't disappeared for the whole four years and here she comes around the cor coconuts. I'm like, bitch, I haven't seen you in a long time. He assigned you to take care of the boy. You remember that? Like the first year of Biden's like, Kamala is gonna help us with the border. It's like, oh it's really bad to see eight years ago though Biden even now when he was debating in 20 16, he was actually still. And even then we were like, oh, he's a little old. We didn't know what we were watching. I hope there's another debate. I can't wait to see him come out again and just be like, I mean, he is like when he walks, it's like he walks like he has autism. He walks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons with his hand. It's a sign of dementia. He might have it. I'm sorry, Vice President Trump. And now welcome Mr President Putin. That's President Zelinski Biden calling people. He called Vice President Harris Vice President Trump and he didn't catch it. He just kept going. Everyone's like, oh and then he like advisers are like, yeah, he's had a cold, he's on cough medicine. He had a cold during the day that cough medicine definitely does fuck you up though. I used to be like, semi addicted to it in high school. I love the way I would take it. Like, I'm not sick, but I'm just going to have a, I have a little 30 mL of tablespoon. That's my shit. So, anyway, we're in a very big divide in this country. So, good luck to everybody. I'm not going to deal with it. I'm done with it. I don't even give a fuck about anything that's happening. I really don't, I'm done. I don't think we're missing anything. Like I told my sister, she's very worried. She's like, oh no, we're gonna have to talk about the group chat, my family, you know, my mom was like thoughts and prayers. President Trump got hit. I don't understand. I said mom, it seems like he's fine if he stood up after that. But you said more guns and more and Sandy Hook was fake. According to Alex Jones and Trump making. Now Trump having evolve, it was not the fault of the police officers. It's like, well, they stood there for 45 minutes and let kids get slaughtered. But now it's like, wow, I can't believe we had political violence. I can't believe there was a gun. It's like there are, there are shootings, there are mass shootings everywhere all the time in America like four or five a week. And then we're like, oh wow, Trump got shot at he's the most likely to get shot at. Of course he got shot at. I'm not even surprised. I thought about it that morning. I thought, I'm surprised no one shot President Trump. And then he literally later my sister goes, it was the same day I thought about it in the morning. You have premonition. I think I do have that a lot. So that, to me that's why I don't like when you say I had a dream, I'm like, oh God. Yeah, I was kind of is your tongue cat like yet? No, but I had that dream. Remember the blow job? No, it's gonna happen. I can't. But I really did think why hasn't anyone shot him? And then my sister like three hours later, text you. I think he got shot. And I was like, this has to be a joke again, it has to be a joke. The universe works in weird ways and I feel like we always like predict things we do. We were like, oh, we're gonna probably meet somebody famous but we do and then it takes a year or two. But then they become famous. We always know how to find a star. You could be me. The other hacks between us both. We could easily find talent. We could find talent, we know talent when we see it, we know how to taste which talent. That's our job. We start a talent agency and management company that I talk people up really? Well, you're very good at talking like, oh, it's Michael's aunt thought I worked at Whole Foods. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Aunt Lisa. Hi, Aunt Lisa. Shout out to Aunt Lisa. Now, shout out to our lesbian listener. Thank you for getting us into Deer Valley. She was telling me all kinds of stories. Really? She buckled doctor's fucking boot. And she said no, but she buckled that. Did she get any tips on Kunal lingus? I don't know. She didn't say Lisa. She left it out. She left. I listened to her last episode. I was like, I don't remember. I've heard it all. I'm like, she was an O G. She's an OG lesbian. Like she was, she was probably out before it was allowed to be out. I mean, she definitely remember, remember she's in that age range where literally it was not good eighties. Yeah, I know. That's why she went west now. That was good where the west was one now. Anyway. You have some topics over there. I see. I have some like, oh, I want to play this, I have to play this little segment really quick. I know it's kind of fucked up but I need you to listen to it. It really freaked me out. It's a radio host from 1965 and it's called If I was the Devil, I think. Hold on one moment. Ok. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When you hear this you got to remember. This is from 1960 five. If I was the devil, if I was, I think it's what it's called. Let me see. His name is Paul Harvey. Ok. Are you ready? If I were the devil? If I were the devil, if I were the prince of darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I'd have a third of its real estate and 4/5 of its population. But I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree. The so I've set about however necessary to take over the United States. I'd subvert the churches. First, I'd begin with a campaign of whispers with the wisdom of a serpent. I would whisper to you as I whispered to eve do as you please to the young. I would whisper that the Bible is a myth. I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what's bad is good and what's good is square. And the old I would teach to pray after me, our father, which are in Washington. And then I'd get organized. I'd educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I'd threaten TV, with dirtier movies and vice versa. I'd peddle narcotics to whom I could. I'd sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I'd tranquilize the rest with pills if I were the devil. I'd soon have families at war with themselves. Churches at war with themselves and nations at war with themselves until each in its turn was consumed and with promises of higher ratings, I'd have mesmerizing media fanning the flames. If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions. Just let those run wild until before you knew it. You'd have to have drug sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door. Within a decade, I'd have prisons overflowing. I'd have judges promoting pornography. Soon. I could evict God from the courthouse. Then from the schoolhouse and then from the Houses of Congress and in his own churches, I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into my using boys and girls and church money. If I were the devil, I'd make the symbol of Easter and egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle. If I were the devil, I'd take from those who have and give to those who wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious waddle you back. I couldn't get whole states to promote gambling as the way to get rich. I would caution against extremes and hard work and patriotism and moral conduct. I would convince the young that marriage is old fashioned, that swinging is more fun. That what you see on TV is the way to be and else I could undress you in public and I could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure. In other words, if I were the devil, I'd just keep right on doing what he's doing. So the devil came to America. But this was in 1965. So before A I DS. But here's the thing. Oh, here we go. But they're still saying that same stuff. No, I know what I'm saying though is all these years later. I'm like, this sounds like project 2020 five. But that's what I'm saying. It's arching to hear. They, they finally brainwashed everybody to like, have you not, like, think about what he just said though, about like turning churches on each and turning. I mean, everybody's going against everybody right now. But he's like an ultrareligious crazy person. Did you not listen again? He's crazy. No, I know he's talking about God. He's like, people need to go back to church. Well, no, but I'm saying, if you think about what we were in 1965 and what we are today, the way to do, what he's saying is literally what we did. Like if that makes sense. So he's not really religious. He, that's all he knows. They need to listen. But that's all they know though. That's what I'm saying in 1965. That's all they know. They're like, oh, we can't get rid of God because literally 98% of people went to church and like that kind of thing. But this is all while we were like, fighting wars that we shouldn't have been involved in. And black people had nothing and it's like the religion was not really what was holding everything together, it was nothing was held together. I mean, I don't think anything's ever held together. I think we're all just a fucking joke. But people have been, but the people who said that were also in the 17 hundreds before America existed, there were pastors going around talking about how, you know, the populist turning away from religion was leading to the downfall of the colonies. And now they're saying he's saying it and now saying it again in 2025 we are a Christian nation. We must return to our roots of a Christian nation. The liberals and the woke mob are stealing our Children and indoctrinating them into this anti Jesus message. You know, like it's the same people, they've all been saying the same thing all the time. That's how conservatives talk. They also act like everything's fine and everything's great and everything's perfect because we're gonna make up a reason. because we have you going to church, it's like that's not why everything was like that. It's because white people controlled everything. Had all the money and power secretly funds things or something we don't know about. They actually do really like even more than we know though. I feel like not just like, it's because they're like, oh tax free. But you're gonna kick back to me, Maria, we're gonna host events for you. You can be in pictures, you can come, we can get your political message out from our pulpits. We just won't say it's from you. They could fund everything. They go around to. The Catholic church is like, here's my anti a message and the church, the pastor or the fact that pleases me to release those bound unjustly to set the oppressed or let the oppressed go free. Do you know this like that? You should It's been 30 years since my last confession. Sorry father. It's been 30 years. I'm like, oh my God, I'm sorry, the 450 dicks since my last confession. You try to remember this though. Oh my God. I'm hardly sorry for having offended the N ID test all my sins and da da da just punishment just because there's something weird. It's like just memorize it just because I went to like confession twice. So like literally we had to go like every once a month, I think it was bad. Like in high school, I was like, I didn't take out the trash. Like my mother wanted me to I made up sin. Meanwhile, meanwhile, I actually did take out the trash. Like she said, I did everything. I was a kid. I didn't have a curfew in high school. So I always made up sins. I'd be like I argued with my mom doing dishes. I wanted to stay out late and I didn't tell my mother you're like, I was in bed by 10. I feel like I had to say during my first reconciliation. I was like, why would we were kids? Seven? You telling me to, you've got to get your sins forgiven. It's like what sins? I'm seven. They're like, well, you're a bad person. You were born that way. So, so anyway, it's like what the fuck? Like that's why I don't like Christianity. They're like, you're born into the world sinful. We're not like you want to go to heaven. You better work your whole life to let me tell you something you ever born with because of Adam and Eve and she has a rib and something someone else did I talk to them but now they don't talk and they lived 800 years but now they don't. Ok? So I was like a snake and an apple like bitch, what? And then God was all present then but now of a sudden he disappeared committing genocide. Then now we can't hear from him because I would love to hear. Beg him to talk to me. I know dear God, it's me, Bobby. I'd be like, please send me a sign or something. Let me, no, but maybe my life is a sign and that's the marijuana. marijuana. Got you talking marijuana. It's not OK? I got a topic. Do I've got a topic for you here? Oh, I cannot wait for the next segment. I promised the fans that this episode would be way better than our last three. So we got to bring, bring the heat. I can't feel any air movement. I gotta move that. Ok. She's sweating. You? Oh, you really are sweating. It must be the drugs. what must be the high noon you're drinking there? She has one high noon and she breaks out in hives also. Yeah, I also woke up at 550 50, I feel so sorry for you. You're like, I get up at 510 every day. I literally do. That's awful. That's so bad. It's so terrible. I'm a slave for the man. I like my, I'm going to say that I do. I could. That's good. I'm glad your book told you to say that now owns me. It's all about gratitude. It's all about gratitude. I'm happy. Thank you. Oh, this was a bad topic. Like I want you to be honest. Oh, no. You scared me to imagine the last few times that you've been out and about like when you walk out and go on a walk or if you're out at Columbus Brewing Company, there's a bunch of people around, you're sitting out and you're moving around. Do you ever even look at women? I'm not actually a fan because I had a realization that you don't even see women. We were on a walk and Matt was like, talked about like, so do you see those girls walk by? And I was like, no, where I didn't, I was like, looking out, I looked out at the field, I looked at trees. I was like, looking at nature. I was like looking at people walking by, but apparently people are just men. And I was like, no, I didn't see any girls. He was like, there were two girls and I was like, where I looked, I turn around, their brain is constantly looking for swing. I don't look at all at women and even if there's a group of friends, I'm like, oh, they're all just laughing and then I move on, there's six of them move on. I'm not looking at their faces. I don't look for details. You know what? I know a hot girl when I see one, I do too, but they're few and far between. You're not noticing a lot. It's not like all the time. You're like, oh my God, this is terrible ladies. I'm really sorry. But it's, we don't look at, I don't look at them but then we want to talk to them. I don't even notice them. But when you're in, when you're in that mode, I think what I mean is when I'm in the, which is the, which is every day. But like when you're scanning for dick, like I said, when you're, when you're like, when we were in Park City and we're like, in that bar, that one bar where you like looking around. Do you think you really noticed any woman? I was looking at every single girl looked at every, all his cocks, everything. It's so weird. And meanwhile, like, there might be girls or like a straight guy would be like, focus on one person over there in the corner, this like semi hot girl but not that hot that we notice. It's like, I, I don't look at women. I think it is. But here what I think though. So when we're in our youth and we're coming out, we're in the closet, we have a lot of girl, lady friends, right? So you make all your lady friends and they protect you and you get a good jump from them and then you, they push you out of the nest and you get pushed out of the nest and then you only look for dick and men and then you still have your girlfriends from the past. But like, I don't really have any many, like new girlfriends. Why would we no need, you know what I mean? Well, also I really don't like doing straight things. I'm sorry, that's the other problem for me. And so like a lot of our, you know, they're allies and they're our best team, but they obviously have to participate in their straight world too. You got to go with their boyfriend or something. And it's like we don't need you at our bars. We really do. We like going out, we want dinner, drinks. Sure. But when the, when the boys are starting to strip it's time to go. We don't want you there. I know there's no etiquette and it's not New York City. I know that's so transphobic to say. But like, we're really, we just really don't like women or trans people. So this has been another episode of not, well, do you think people are gonna be offended by this conversation? I think people could be. But I also want them to realize like, that's just reality. I can't change all of my patterns at once. And if I shift attention to women now and try to like, look at their faces and notice how they, what they're wearing and like, look them up and down and try to realize them as a full person. I have to take attention away from the men. I'm trying to realize, I don't have the energy for everything. I can't do it all. I don't think all straight women are looking at gay guys most of the time. Honestly, usually they ignore it or they're like, especially the ones who hate gay guys because they know we're hotter than them. They men look at us and some of them I love when there's a straight woman, but her husband is like being too friendly with the gay boys, I'm joking with them and like, and then the wife's like, she's like, let's go. We gotta go. And I'm like, I'm sorry, your mom loves me. Like I don't care if it's not sexually, but he loves being around me. I make him feel hot like you don't. That's all it is. That's why like, you guys are dumb and I know there's probably just once a year, all we ask is to see the dick. And honestly, once we see it, we don't like it. We're not gonna, we're not gonna ask by the way, just ps if we don't like what we see or it's just, it's just the first year we'll give you the hand job. But that's it. That's it. I do have to put that out there. I still will. I still all time. But like if it's, and then drunk maybe twice, if I'm drunk, just like, I'm like my mouth. I'm like, I absolutely will. Now, I'm worried. Well, don't be, you only live once. Fuck it. I don't care. The mountain's you, honey. I don't want to get hit by a frying pan from some straight woman. I do get fearful that some straight men are psycho though will like murder you. They, some of them do. I know there's always that murder my pussy. There's always that it's like, God damn it. You do have to be worried. You do because then you feel like, oh my God, I'm too friendly and I don't need a Matthew Shepherd moment. You know what I mean? that's terrible. I don't know. There's some parts of it, honestly. Four minute one or something. Like, no, I'm kidding. I forget how many he's been a slut. Thank God Griner was around. Or he wouldn't have been around much longer than he was. He was way too cute. He would have been killed after, even if he survived the crucifixion. I think he would have been a craigslist death. Like, I think Matthew Shepherd was way too cute. Look at his face. I mean, he's like, hi. it's like, I mean, this is a myspace death. This is like he's got a top and it's just daddy's too, it's interesting. I have a really funny topic. So I was talking with Aunt Lisa and we came up with this new situation and I need you. I'm, I'm not going to tell you who my people are but I want you to think of something. There in this world are guys that are hot but ugly. I repeat or ugly, hot. You want to look at it? Oh, but there are guys in this world that turn you on. You don't know why because they're not cute. And I have two in particular. Yes, I have two. Ok. Let me know one of yours. Oh, in real life? What do you mean? I'm talking like famous people. Oh, I thought you meant real life. I have people in real life like this who are obviously not hot or attractive if you really look at them. But I, somehow I was thinking celebrity. But, yeah, you're right. Yes. Where I'm like, I know you're not cute at all but like, you're, you're a cute person. And so do you know the celebrity? I want you to try to think of a guy, the main guy on the bear. Yep. That's the example. He's not anything we, we about to go to the, we're not really in a position to accept anything right now but anything else. Any other, on the other hand, yeah, he's just really hot when you just do the face is the take away the body, take away the hair, you're like that face. Absolutely not. It's a rat face. It's called rat face. Rat face. Summer Tate Chalamet. He's one too. He's too skinny. But I got another one who Barry Keogan. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The first time you showed me that movie, I was like, he's so ugly and you're like, no, he's talking about it. And then, you know, at the end of the movie I was like, he's hot. It's because I want to watch that again just for that moment. I just think of him. I want to see that floppy cock. He's got a big one too. It's nice. Don't expect that at the campground. No, I don't, you know, especially if I'm going, me and Jim are going camping. Well, we're going, let's talk about this. We need to talk about it really quick. I have anxiety and you need to get yours out too. I don't have anxiety. I just don't, I'm just worried about, like, I, like, worried about bugs snakes. So same. I'm worried because I don't want to wake up in the tent next to me is something that shouldn't be. You know what I mean? I thought about that too. Or just a bear looking for trash or pawing on the tent and I'm in the tent, not firearms. I don't get it before we go. I want to get some badges and we got to get some, I gotta learn how to tie a knot. I need to know how to start a fire. Right. We don't know these things and there we are. Do we need to know fishing? There is a pond. Can you imagine how many condoms just floating in there? These people don't use condoms, condoms come run off though. So there probably some run. Is that in the bar when you said that you were like a sloppy sink or something like that? No, it's just like, oh, the slurp slurp wall where you can stand. So the guy is called Squirt weekend. I know we're going to Squirt weekend at Camp Buck Wood on August 2nd through the fourth. So if you're in the area stop in but feel free to stop in. Mainly if you're straight. We're trying to come up with our name for our campground. We get a little site. We have a few ideas. Something I like camp hardwood. I do too. I do too. I do too hard or sometimes hardwood. Oh, yeah. We don't want to get the expectations to it. We're like, we're like, you're not hard. El Campground, cis cis campers. So, we're going there. We're doing the real camping. I usually I go in the cabin. This is like the real deal. So this will be our first time ever doing this. Like his and mine both. So we're going to have to film this. You're ready. I don't think I can, I can't lay on the ground so I need an air mattress. I just get anxious about because this is the place that I first went to and exposed my life to everyone. Yeah. It's where I was. I found that I was the first time you jerked off in public with other people staring. Oh, no. What else have you done? New York City? Do we count that? But no, we count that. No, I used to. I had, I had like seven guys in a room one time. We were jerking off in public though. Not in wilder. Oh, I love public. I mean, I don't look at you like that. It's honestly without public. It's not. I like people watching me. Sorry, I like showing off. I just, it's kind of that sad moment where you realize there's not many exciting things left in life. So we have to show off. You know what I mean? Can you just imagine right now trying to do missionary? Why do you think this is like, why do you think of people fist? Why do you think they have a gaping hole that's hungry, hungry for a man's arm. It's like how many dicks can? I mean, we'll make it fun again. I'll take 10 tonight. I want you to put hash marks on my ass. It's like, I know, I bet you do because you might also be like trauma coming out of trauma. It's got to be trauma. Like don't kick shame. I, I want, I want you in there, but it is true. I've always thought that that's life in general though. Like you start running out of things that are new and exciting. We've done this before. That's why you start like doing crochet or you know, those such things crochet or whatever. It's like why I continue to, I kind of want you to do crochet. That's why you're chasing a new business opportunity. I'm actually starting down. No, I'm doing my pain. Pain. Is that what you said I'm doing my ball painting. What's a ball painting? So, a long time ago when I went to Roselyn, like the first time ever, I was drunk in the pool and I was like, I should do like ball painting, meaning balls on cans with paint and like some kind of situation. I don't know what will happen. I've never done it. So making that art a lot of sacks and then selling it, but each person can make their own. You know, there's going to have to be sack diversity. I don't know what I say. I have some more topics. Bring one be ready with rapid firing. This is kind of crazy. So I was having one of my moments like laying on the bed semi meditating, looking out the window, it was windy, kind of almost rainy, gray. When you say moments. You mean you were just like reflecting? Yes. You know, my feet are stuck to the ground right now. I'm not gonna lie. I have concrete legs. My God. Are you OK? Yeah, I'm really high. So we're gonna have to keep going. Keep going. Did you finish your can? Oh Yeah, I chucked it and then I think my edibles hitting. So now I'm like, so if you lose me here for a little bit, I'm still here. So I'm laying on the bed, it's gray outside, almost rainy. That's the setting. It's great, cool, the fans on overhead. It's just like nice. I'm in the comforter and I had a realization, an autism moment type thing. It's more, maybe more evidence. So, you know how Matt's always worried I'd leave the crew game or he thought that we had a terrible date and he was upset that I left the crew game because it was too loud and hot. And I just left and went down to the outdoor area. I walked outside the stadium but you had your moment fully. And then I went back in and got a drink and I was better because he's like, he doesn't understand without alcohol, I can't do these things. So then I realized I'm laying on the bed. I'm like, wait, what did I used to do at Notre Dame. Notre Dame. The football culture is huge. It's like, it's like Ohio State, Michigan. Notre Dame is huge. So everyone you get, you get in the raffle to try to find your seats every year to see where you'll be. So you can go in a group and try to get like, hope that being in a group will get you a better seat anyways. So you get tickets every year and you get a booklet and every game has one ticket, they tear off and you keep the booklets like memories. Like people do that. They have booklets from when they were students. Some of them. Well, like me, I still have tickets in there because you didn't go. I started realizing if everyone else is at the game, the campus is empty. Oh my God. It was 4.5 hours of bliss. I would be like everyone goes to the game, they get there early because they want to. So, it's actually like, five or six hours. Yeah. So, I'm like, I would, sometimes I would go and stay for, like, 30 45 minutes after the first quarter I would just leave. It's me time and I fucking loved it. I was like, the dorm was empty. I could take a shower and no one's in there. I could finger blast myself in the shower in the handicap stall with no one hearing me moan. I could walk around naked in the hallways and did one time. I was like, it's an all male dorm. They don't, no one gives a fuck. You could, everyone walks. I'd be waiting in the line for the shower and the guy in front of me is naked like holding his towel over his shoulder. So yeah, it was, it was really rough. But then I also was like, I would go to the dining hall early before the game got out because they always had the best food on the football day because all the people are coming in and want to eat at the dining hall like old times. They have prime ribs, steak, like all the best foods. And so I would go early and just indulge and then I would like go back to my room and then everyone would be in the dining hall for a while and the dorm is still empty because everyone's with their family and friends in the dining hall and I'm back and I'm like, oh, my God, it's so nice and quiet. So that definitely, I realized I was like, I left things early all the time. If they're crowded, I've always left games and things early and you did freak out sort of the Eagle at a point because it was loud and crowded. It was too loud. That night, we kept having to go outside to take a break. I was looking for somebody wasn't I, we were, we kept going around in circles like where's that cock? We like where's the dick? Where's the dick? Where's the dick? It's so sad. So that's what do you think? I love when I have realizations and things from my past make sense. Now, I didn't realize at the time why I was doing that. But the you're highly sensitive babe, I hate but highly sensitive people also need to have the quiet time after I am more of that than you. You're always like, ok, well, we had a fun day out. We do when we went day drinking. I don't need to go out. There's a lot of energy that gets taken from me, from people versus by myself, from doing things. Yeah, that's ok. Remember that? I made a joke. That's the gas lighting, the gas lighting right there. You just witnessed the, it's not gaslighting. It's just truth telling that doing things. No, went to the day. We were at the pool and Sabri's like, I think he's actually growing now. I think he's really changing. I was like, yeah, Sabri, he's reading books now and he's trying, she means compared to last year or the year before you have changed a lot this year. Oh, yeah. Ozempic. Yeah, it really is. Just that. Well, no, I feel like it also coincides with some life events. I think it coincides with the fact that I'm almost 40 and all these things are coming together and you're like, I've got to do something. I don't know, I just kind of don't give a fuck anymore. You're living your life with gratitude. I'm living with gratitude. If you speak, come true. It's like, fuck man. If I was manifest, we wouldn't be sitting in this room in New York. But we'd have a place that's all I want to be is bias because it's, you know what? We got to go to San Diego in L A. I want to do. We are we talent agents? Is that that would be the thing Broadway actors. We could go to like this local club here with the comedians and like, try to get people famous that way and like put them on a special. Oh my God, maybe this is our life. Oh This is, hi, Bobby. Make sure you delete this out. We don't embarrass ourselves. It's not like we haven't done that before. Any topics you've got there, any topics over there? Big boy, I have a couple statements. Do you know what a rib tick out of statements to a rib tickler? Let me just tell the story. Let me paint the picture. That sounds like a creepy old dad. It was Aunt Lisa and Lisa. Lisa goes, they were talking about this outfit this girl had on it and looked very 1965 and 19 whatever. And she goes, oh and that cute rib tickler. And I go excuse is it a crop top? It's like a little. So it sounds like the way I said I was like, excuse me, tick her rib tickler a rib tickle. You actually you love if people grab your ribs, weird people are like, oh yeah, I fucking, that's not a spot for you. Oh Weird. I thought if someone reaches and grabs under and is like rub in there, that's nothing. Well, I'm just used to having bones now again. So I'm not really sure how you're not used to feeling it bones now. Well, you need to learn that. That's a good feeling. It can be. Oh yeah. But I thought if someone grabs you right here facing you, but I didn't know there was a bone here. Like that kind of sticks out and hurts. Where is it? I don't know the breast, that one. I hate that one so much. I do it. The process. I feel like somebody could just like they could OK? I have in here lesbian versus gays. But maybe, do we wait till next week for that? And maybe have people? Ok, lesbians and gays. Lisa. Is there a beef? And now we're not talking about roast pot, roast, roast beef. Y you didn't get it? You didn't go there, didn't get it at all. I thought these are carnivores. They like me. So if you're a lesbian, please call in and tell us what you think about the beef and if there's something about gays you don't like and the beef curtains, they and the gays call in and tell us what you don't like about lesbians and we will compare notes. Thank you. I have something plowing through this. Let's clap because we a whore at the bar. Was there something? Oh, was someone dancing weird at a bar when you were out this past weekend or something? And you were like, yeah, people are clapping for you. You're a whore. You did this when we were going out. And then another one is I don't want to go out. If I'm gonna go to a bar, I need to be able to get dick. Oh Yeah, I said that I did say that I need to be, I remember I need to be able to get deck. I have questions about things at bars. Can I do that first? Things you said? Because actually, yeah, OK, you asked me at the bar. Is Jimmy Carter still alive? Yeah. And he is surprised he is. So you were like, is Jimmy Carter still alive? And then another thing that you said you were doing when I was like, what are you doing? Right? And you were like praying to Helen Keller. Oh my fucking God. I was, you were doing this or doing something in your eye. Your eye were so red. It was bad. I was like, I was like, I think it's because Helen was blind. So I figured maybe I felt a little deaf at the same time as well. So I was kind of like, well you were kind of like this like what are you doing, Helen, please. God, let me be able to talk to Helen Keller. Let me, let me be able to talk even though I never spoke or heard or saw anything in my life. I'm gonna go ahead and now speak English, ok? I would have loved to have heard that. Listen. It is that I'm sorry, bitch, you don't know English. You don't speak like she pisses me off. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna do this again but I can't stand you fucking cunt. Poor little Helen. Helen. Helen doesn't feel real to you. I think you need to find out if she's real. No, she is though. That's the fuck that fed her up. Like legit. I can't stand that. She's on my mind by Google A I like no, I can't stand that. She's on my mind. There's like a video of her speaking. She speaks out. Helen Teller speaks out is what it's called. It is not blindness this that it is not blindness or deafness that bring light to it is at you that you not speak. No, no. It is the acute disappointment. Not what she was saying. There is a power that is so amazing. I pray to her though just because I don't want to curse if you had that thing. I was so red and then we went to a one and it was fine. Visine bitch. I was going to talk about the fact that I got in trouble by gays at the red, white and boom because what was it? Not red, white and boom. The parade do da do da because you got in trouble at Doda for what? Because I said to this really muscle stud watch where you're going fat ass. Oh my, which is from a movie I forgot about that. It's a fat girl that walks through and the hot skinny girl knocks her and the fat girl goes watch where you're going fat ass. So I was implying I was the fat one and he wasn't, he's in shape. He looked at you. He was like, and then I'll cut out his name but he was like, that's not very nice. I was like, it's from a movie. It was like full joke. You say it to hot people make you feel very nice. Like, he didn't talk to the rest of the day. He was about it. And the next day I was like, are you mad at me? He was like, no, not mad, but I was like, look what's going on in his life, you know what I mean? But yeah, so I got in trouble for doing a movie quote and I just wanted to make that known out there. I remember that now and I was very, very confused. Like I was, I stared at him because I was like, is he really upset? And I looked at you, I was like, is he upset? I don't know because you were like, I don't really know. And I didn't also he was going towards ice cream. So maybe that was why he felt like I was attacking. There was that aspect but I didn't even, I wasn't even thinking about ice cream. It's ice cream. We just solved it. They thought I was fat shaming because he was getting ice cream. Not as a I think he uses, he, he, I don't care. He thought you were fat shaming. Not they. Well, I don't know, they didn't tell me their pronouns. Anti CG. You're anti cis I tell me what happened here because I'm worried, speaking of needing concealer concealer, it was really for my lip, but I'm over here like, is Michael beating you again? No, it's just I had a right here and I, that doesn't look like anything. What's this thing on your forehead? Are you the boy who lived the boy from under the stairwell? So, as you know, I'm tall 6 ft five and I walk now because I'm, I know I told Sabrina about that too. She's proud. I walk a lot. Yeah. She's like I get my steps, bitch. There you go. I was moving a branch out of the way and I, I might have been a little, this was after Michael's mom and aunt left, we went to, you were ready to leave. I had to walk out. No, I'm gonna go into something but I moved the tree off the sidewalks. I I'm having to talk to because everybody's, everybody else can walk underneath. But for me, they're smacking me right here. You're like, no. So I moved it and it like slipped out of my hand and slung back and smacked me. I actually bleeding. And that, that was like a bleeding. I was like, I'm bleeding, I'm fucking bleeding now. Luckily I had a bowl and about four drinks. I was like, how freaked out were you? Because I was fine on your intoxication level. This is not a sundry and it could be, but I have a different one but this is, I have a sundry. A pre, pre, pre sun is Columbus. This is bad when you go out on a Sunday and there's four people at one bar, three people, another zero people at another bar and we're going bar to bar, to bar and it's Sunday afternoon and in any other gay city they're having parties, brunch ended and now they're into the party and now it's the tea, they do the tea dance. Right. We've got to figure it out. I goddamn sick of it. I want to have a fucking brunch party. We need to like union has brunch. I'm like, that's not a brunch. We're going to have a brunch. We're going to get Jackie to cook and you bring a team of cooks. We need goods and waffles. Oh, that'd be fine. And so we're going to have a brunch and it's going to be a huge fucking party. I don't know where though. We need like a warehouse or something. We need something big and air conditioned though, like an air conditioned warehouse. I'm like, you don't know Columbus. It's really sad because it happened July 4th. We go out. We're like, it's a holiday. It'll be no one's in the bars, but don't worry in New York on a Tuesday, about 800 people just all night. Eagle was packed, not just Eagle everywhere. We walked around reservation. You were required on a Wednesday. It's packed like, and I'm not even asking for that. I'm asking for the weekends when nobody's supposed to be working Sunday afternoon, Sunday, Sunday is not existing. It was, I think everyone's at those and then I got hit in the head. So I was really fucking pissed. I was like, this is dumb and then I came home and like home, I came home and I passed out, hey, that's my pre Andre. OK? I really like that. Thank you. I just want to make that comment that maybe me and you, maybe, maybe we're supposed to be like, not project managers but like, we're gonna make talent scout or does this, we literally set up everybody. We're just setting up everybody here. Here's a really fun party we're gonna put on because nobody else knows how to organize this. So we're gonna do it for you. Oh, here's let me connected with these people and I don't know anybody yet make it up. All we gotta do is go on the airplane. Remember that lady? She was like, oh, I'm a high real estate in Columbia. I was like, what? So, I don't know, we meet somebody new all the time and we're going to do it at camp. So hopefully we find a daddy that will host us all the time in their big ass RV. I need air conditioning. I'm not gonna survive without air or I'll be in the shower like cold water just like, oh, I can't wait. I'm so I can't wait to shower. I'm scared too because it's a very vulnerable moment. Is it though? I mean, with these people? Well, yeah. No, with you guys, I feel like it's no, but we've seen each other's dicks but not for a long time in a row. I love it. So you're worried about being naked in front of us, not even naked for you. But it's very, very, it's very, just like vulnerable though in general. It is, it is. It's like you're like, ok, like in that initial like, but I think once, once I'm naked, I'm gonna be like, all right. And then once it's like, oh, I gotta go pee naked to the bathroom and then you walk back and that is just flopping around in the wind. It won't be flopped. Not really. If the water is cold, it's an unheated pool. Like, don't worry, there are plenty of unf dicks. That's true. So I'm gonna have to really trim to make things look bigger. Oh, and bulge bands will be out. That's a good idea because everyone wears them. I actually have a really funny picture. Actually, a lot of people on TV just rings while they were nude. That Casa cupola. That's a, that is a move. They do it at the gate camera too because it, I'm like, I mean, I have very oily to me it's so oily. His dick looks oily the whole time. Even Matt and there was hair everywhere. I don't want to be judged. I'm scared about being judged by you. I don't know, I judged. You're not going to be judged by. We have great dicks. I've seen pictures of your dick on sniffy. It looks beautiful. But that's when it's, like, hardening the. Right. Yeah. But, no, no. Right now mine's about this big, but I don't like it. It's a little cocktail. Actually, I'm not worried. I was like, why would you be worried? Do you know what we're about to see? I'm not. Well, right. It's just scary. It's just a little vulnerable. That's all I'm just preparing. Ok. Next subject. sundries. This is a real sundry now and I got one that's like you gotta go first. I feel like you need to bring up something. Why do you want me to go first? I feel like you've had it built up. I realized something this week that I, and it's, and I'm not, I don't like when people are like, yeah, I got head. Oh What? I don't like the term head. Yeah, I don't get that. I don't know if it's because their heads bobbing up and down in your privates. I don't know if it's because they're sucking on your dick head. I don't know what it is. But I fucking hate when they're like, yeah, I got head and I made it even worse when straight girls say it or when they say I was wanted head and I'm like, yeah, or no girls will say they gave me head. Girls say that girl or like, yeah, we were, I was jerking oh Yeah. When a straight girl says jerking off I'm like, or you finger like, I guess what do they call it? Lesbians? You when you call in and tell us what you don't like about gay? It's flicking the bean, right? Like masturbating? I was, I was buzzing the little man in the boat. I don't know. I don't do so. But this whole, ok, so then I was thinking what? I don't like ripe. We don't like ripe. I like moist. Oh my God. Moist is terrible. But like, oh I'm gonna go get some head or do you want head? I'm like, ew, people have they asked looking want head? No, I don't want like, what does that mean? So first of all, I have to see your mouth and teeth before I let you give me head. Like, did they brush them ever? Have they ever been to a dentist? I can also, can I just say something? I think there's a trademark of a whore and they have like a thing. They always have a fang. It was like a split right here and a F one sticking out just one and it's always a, one of the front one stick. I am screaming all that little thing that's like kind of off and there's like one in here that's turned. Yep. So I just want to make, this is not a sundry, but this is also an observation moment. Why do all the whores have back if you suck dick? Look at your front teeth because there's gonna be a split near your fang or, and there's gonna be one that's like turned weird and, and it's not a, it's not a bad thing, but I'm just telling you, I know who you're the correlation. I know you fucking are you? There is a correlation. I don't know. But I've noticed that it might be the trauma from the dicks. All the dicks you take. Here's the thing though. You, you gave me the perfect example of the person. So you know what I was doing right? When you said I'm like, yeah, we don't mean to be, we're not multiple. It's not about the, your teeth. It's the, it's the style of the teeth and the, it just, it just means it's the style, it's the dart players. It's the, it's the, it's the campground barn boys. So anyway, that's my observation. And sundry, what is like a whole, you have to have an observation and a sundry. That's class warfare. I have observation in a fucking sundry. I'm getting worked up. I'm already OK. So Matt and I take our daughter, is this your sundry or your observation? This is my fucking sundry with an observation. So you need to tell us when the observation is. All right? OK. OK. I was on a ride with my daughter and husband and she likes to go bunny hunting. So sometimes we could ride so we can have a better chance to see more bunnies because sometimes when you walk, you don't see them. She loves looking for bunnies every night, this whole summer, every night I've seen. And this is not a read. That is any means I'm about to read you. You said you walk a lot, bitch. So do I, I just post it. So we go really nice dinner at like some really fancy place. Like then we bunny hunt, then we're like we're walking and then, and then it's like we're going, it's, it's a pattern. I'm just, I'm noticing a pattern. That's all. Let me tell you that have never been. That's what I said about 120. It's like I never had that many. So we're on bunny hunt. So we're going down this hill and it's 25 it's through a neighborhood. That's your best odd to see in bunny's and there's a cyclist behind us. A cycler. Just one. And this is my observation. Let me, what size do you think he was? Would you say average above average, way above average, falling off the bike looks like a bowling ball? Ok. So I'm going like, so we're talking, we're talking fat, fuck. It's fine to be fat. But why are they, why is it always a fat man on the cycle? And why are they always wearing this aerodynamic fucking lycra suit where I'm like, honey, I, I really don't think the suit's helping you in any way and they always end up in Crocs at the end of the line. And it's just like, it's just, it's a trend I've noticed. We're just doing observations. It's an observation. But my sundry is when the car in front of you is going 25 you're not in the bike lane, you're behind the car and we're going down a hill, but you're getting mad that we're going 25. You want us to speed so you can keep up your speed going down. Listen, if you want to go above 25 go in the bike lane, go around us. We kept saying like, go around us, go around us, doesn't want to go around. So he's yelling, he's like, come on, this is typical fat. This is typical behavior. This is TFB, typical fat behavior because I'll tell you why as a former and as a fat, I mean, as I, you identify as a P OS A person of five years, that hill is very important for your eye because let me tell you, there's another hill coming and you better have enough goddamn speed to get at least halfway up or you're gonna be walking the bike up. So he's pissed because he needed to get some speed. And you were in the way, honestly, now he's walking the bike up and he kind of did like he started going really slow on the next hill up. And I was like, it's, it's a reset even. I was like, Matt I think he's gonna get off and it's just so that's, that's, that's my observation. So really, that's just F TV. F BT F PV. We don't know what it stands for. It's B it is. It's, and honestly, like, I can't believe it. I didn't realize that. So if I had known it was T FBI would literally have gotten up through the sunroof and be like, go around us, go, go. I want you to keep your speed too. Trust me. 16th gear like really pushing it. I looked at him. I was like, why is, why is he wearing this? And he had like the dumb Trump sunglasses and the backwards. You know the one I'm like, why you're not going, I promise you you're not going so fast that that's needed. You're not going at that. You're not, I don't like cyclists in general. I don't like cycling fat, skinny. I don't care. I don't like cycling, I think get off the road, get off the road, get off the road, Jack just gonna say it. I mean, honestly, people hate that. Everyone's like you and I do want more cycling, especially in the cities, but I don't want cars around like I don't want to, I get worried about them and there's not from me. I go way around it but other people don't, people don't know the rules of the road. Sundry. Sundry already said it. I don't like you said yours. No, people who don't know the rules of the road. That's your sundry. No, mine was. We already said my sundry. Remember I said, I don't like that. You had two. I had 3.5 at this point. We can go for another one. The observations. What's your, I want you to just think, let's just do one game real quick and I'm gonna fast forward this. Here's the game. We're gonna be quiet for 10 seconds. And then I want you to think of what are we gonna think of like something, an activity and whatever it is, we're just going to say it out loud and that's going to be our random observation. Does that make sense? An activity or what? Like anything? Actually whatever comes to your mind? I don't care what it is like. Just think in your mind, tell me something, subconscious and just sit and think, oh I, I opened my eyes close. We're in 10 seconds ready. OK. OK. Yeah. Loud and clear. So my thought was I thought I saw big bird behind my eyes and I thought of Big Bird. OK. That's interesting because big bird might eat pretzels. I'm thinking soft pretzel, giant gamut, soft pretzel to dip in cheese sauce and dip in mustard like yummy honey. And then like dipping that pretzel. That's what you were eating. Birds eat bread that is fucked up anyway. I feel like, I mean, I, I felt like I did see big bird. And so did I, and now you're saying, because I was in the beer garden outside, there's birds around you and there are birds around. Oh my God, it just wasn't big bird, but it could have been a big bird. Baby could walk in and I'm big bird. I thought I was thinking I was, it's ok. Fest Halloween? Are we going to see a big bird costume person while we're at a beer garden? This Halloween? If this happens, I'm going to freak. I mean, really you should put it like I'm freaking out like you need to make the notes, say if you've ever, if you ever see big bird read this and then say the date and then be like refer back to your episode 253 or four because if we see a big bird at a beer garden at any point in our life at this point it's over. I will die. Well, is it like, so do we take it as a good omen? Oh, we should actually because we just sent energy out into the universe. So like if the universe is going to give us back that and what happens if we go down stairs and like big birds on the TV? And Michael has like again, OK, so anyway, I think we're good. We're good. Let me do one reminder for you lesbians. Please call in and tell us why you don't like gay people or like what's your beef for the gay? And the gay is gonna call up lesbians. I'm not gonna deal with no fucking phone calls. I'm not fucking kidding. And actually, why don't we add the straights in there and tell us what you don't like about anybody in the LGBT. That'll go well, very well. I want to know all about, I want to know all the, we won all but 6147 2153 36. That's six 147 215336. Also, you can always just call us and tell us you're not. Well, yeah, which I am not. Well, right now I'm literally glued to the floor. I don't know if I'm going to get up. I'm going to I need to see this actually I need to see you pop up. So I really have a great week. We love you so much. Goodbye and hopefully this was better for you because it wasn't better for me. I deteriorated.