She's Fully Made Of Wax But We're Not Body Shaming (Shitting Pants, Skincare, Plastic Surgery, Hate Mail, Privilege)

This week on She’s Not Doing So Well Bobby is in a full blackout due to change in meds, alcohol and vape pen. 2 hours before the recording Bobby was complaining of being hot and dizzy (I guess sitting in the hot tub drinking in the sun for 4 hours will do it). Bobby is an absolute disaster but also we are just keeping it 100%. This comes on the heels of Bobby yelling at Miz for drinking too much. So much to unpack. 

Bobby talks about how he almost shit himself at work this past week and reads us some hate mail. Jim goes second this week and has a lot to say. Skincare routine gays, gullible gays and when is plastic surgery enough? He’s looking at you Amanda Lepore, By the time Miserable with Miz starts, it's been almost an hour and a half of recording, but Miz brings it home talking about the perception of privilege and what exactly it means. Of course he does it the only way possible, no sugarcoating for Mizzy baby. All this and more! 

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Transcript

Unknown: 0:00

Throw up everything I had today. And so now I just want a little pumpkin doughnut to like top it off.

The Miz: 0:05

Right?

Unknown: 0:06

Hello everybody welcome to another episode of She's Not Doing So Well I'm Bobby.

Jim: 0:12

I'm Jim and I didn't realize we were starting because someone has delayed the episode by two hours crying for water and help and back rubs. And here we are in your gym. Right now I'm Jim sorry hand.

The Miz: 0:29

And I'm the man.

Unknown: 0:32

I'm sorry, I'm a little bit out of the program.

Jim: 0:37

I want you to look right now at your video recording and where your head is located in this frame. Literally You look like an envelope but

The Miz: 0:46

for many reasons,

Unknown: 0:48

but it's not gonna change whether I'm drunk or sober. You don't I'm saying

Jim: 0:52

we're not talking.

The Miz: 0:53

We're talking about how low you

Jim: 0:54

are. Yeah, like why are you so low? You want your seat to be up? Maybe?

Unknown: 0:59

Hold on, let me get fuck him.

Jim: 1:01

Like I turned on the ring light for you. It does not mean like you look, we're trying

The Miz: 1:06

to say that literally what we're saying is just look around us and fix it. Now he didn't fix anything.

Jim: 1:13

You're still really like, Hey,

The Miz: 1:29

give me a blankie give me

Jim: 1:34

phrases he just uttered. And he has otters.

Unknown: 1:40

Like blankie as a keyword.

The Miz: 1:42

It comes fresh off the towel, double spending all last week berating me for putting our friendship and show at Jeopardy from drinking too much.

Unknown: 1:52

We're gonna talk about everything that's happening right now in a better forum. But just because I'm blackout drunk, right here, but just to throw up all of everything today to get to this point, you need to respect that. And if anybody in this room respects of the most it should be.

The Miz: 2:13

Well, I don't recall ever throwing up or coming to an episode. I

Jim: 2:17

would never. It's disrespectful. You

Unknown: 2:19

feel like he's thrown up before an episode. No, during?

Jim: 2:23

Oh, definitely not. You're the only one who's done this.

Unknown: 2:26

Well, I had a rally. And I did and here I am the we'll see

Jim: 2:29

if this is the rally like, gay. High where I buy. I'm not actually a fan.

Unknown: 2:38

Oh, oh, that's why I need to tell you guys. So as I was drunk in the hot tub, I got an email. Nobody ever writes hard. No, that's true. And that's true. And that's fine. And if you don't want to show, you know why. That's fine. And you know what? I love when people write. And they're not saying positive stuff. They're saying negative ish. Because that's how you know you made I'm gonna read an email real quick, folks. Oh, you know what, Jim? Do you want a fucking cookie? You want a cookie? I hate them all.

Jim: 3:13

They're gone. And there are no

Unknown: 3:14

you know what, just give me a chance to like get my shit together. But don't judge me during this moment. Call masking far. We got an email from a guy named grant says Hey guys, I was so happy to discover your podcast. I've been listening and enjoying in little like parentheses mostly your podcasts? Is that what people call it sleep or episodes? Okay?

The Miz: 3:36

I don't think he used the word episodes though. He's now he's

Unknown: 3:39

podcasts so he's an idiot what I meant to say was okay friend so he said today while listening to Jim I think no it was me Actually it was Bobby asking about society failing the rude and disconnected reactions made me turn it off

The Miz: 3:57

good turn it off like

Unknown: 4:02

off so as we continue through the email

Jim: 4:05

now I can feel the reverberations through the universe of him turning it off I felt it What am

The Miz: 4:12

I gonna do now that some low life who's writing fucking podcast hate now is turning off sorry to chime in and listen to my own goddamn podcast

Jim: 4:23

they turned it off like we're not even listening to

Unknown: 4:27

you I there's a lot more to this. Oh, I went to the episode kiss my grandfather goodbye in that rotunda.

The Miz: 4:34

Okay,

Unknown: 4:34

MS and COVID COVID-19 girl, which is my cousin who's here? Which I don't know if she's dead or alive, but she's COVID-19 girl made me realize you are not my LGBT community. Correct? You're right. We are never and I I wrote this motherfucker back and said excuse me. We have never claimed to be anything other than ourselves. Right? If you don't like it, when Are you we're not representing you. Oh honey,

The Miz: 5:03

I've been new. I'm not your LGBTQ community. I bet you

Unknown: 5:09

and let me set something weird like the American game monopoly has been one. We need to start again or change the roles 1 billion is enough. Jeff Bezos doesn't need more. Ms is a vapid privileged baby. I will quote her quote

Jim: 5:29

with her yes quote,

The Miz: 5:32

I'm not actually a fan.

Unknown: 5:33

I'm not a fan. That's

The Miz: 5:35

not me. Well, wait.

Jim: 5:39

I will quote I don't know what they're saying. I'm

Unknown: 5:41

not a fan by Felicia Brandt. And then the end is delete. So I just want to say we made it

The Miz: 5:49

so so is his issue with me that I am working in corporate America

Unknown: 5:53

well, their issue I wouldn't want to assume because then they'll probably delete us again. That person grant doesn't like you because you're real. And it's it's embarrassing to me because I actually I listened back to the episode he was referring to and I was actually laughing my ass off. So I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry that there's called comedy and there's called discourse and we're not going to move any kind of any line if we're like, Yeah, that's great. Yeah, we agree. Right? Well, I'm not doing this right. I agree. I agree. I'm done falling. So grant. Thank you for listening for the three episodes that you did but Goodbye Bye batch. delete, delete.

Jim: 6:35

Honestly, I just want grant to learn how to write an email and English like I've never wanted to support our public education system more after reading that email. Is there a clusterfuck there's quotes there's caps there's they don't even no this is Bobby or Jim talking like you're straight before you leave a review you dumb con.

Unknown: 6:57

Jim is true or is

Jim: 6:59

it Bobby?

Unknown: 7:00

It's me. Bobby who's the failure of fucking society and here we are.

Jim: 7:07

I just like listening to like why would you leave a review if you don't even know what you're reviewing

Unknown: 7:12

past He loves us

Jim: 7:14

well and that's the thing you're obsessed with. And that's fine because he is a fan I'd like to correct his email he is a fan

The Miz: 7:20

I'm not actually a fan but actually I'm actually a fan

Unknown: 7:26

do that sound bite I'm actually

Jim: 7:28

Oh, I bet she would to be honest well love yoga. Ah ah

Unknown: 7:37

I'm dying I must lost all my friends today because I couldn't speak English and had to throw up before I come here. Come here for come here for I came here. You haven't come an agent I've never seen Gemma man. Like Jim gets drunk and he's like, sorry. I'm like in a full blackout. Like can't speak no. English he's like why do I waste my time coming here? Like I'm sorry.

Jim: 8:03

Like I have things to do people to see and you're just over here.

Unknown: 8:07

I know you're busy but I had a moment that I needed to a moment doesn't last for two hours. You know what Gemma's called embracing the mass and need to get over it

Jim: 8:17

I really think we need to define what a mess is and what a total fucking catastrophe well I'm also a mess you can clean up well you I can't clean up

Unknown: 8:28

you can use choose auto come to bag

The Miz: 8:32

oh we were trying to clean you

Jim: 8:34

up we were found we did we attempted to make you vomit and no

Unknown: 8:39

I really actually I will say ms said to me just fucking do it. I heard in the background I was like just put your fingers back there. And I did it and it made me throw up. So I want to thank meze for the support of getting the alcohol out of me because I literally was on the verge of death

The Miz: 8:58

You're welcome if you ever need throw up advice come to me honestly it's

Unknown: 9:01

just shove those fingers down that throat and that's what I said and you're and now my cousin's still throwing up but she's come join us because grant called her ass out but she said

Jim: 9:12

we have a video of you vomiting

Unknown: 9:14

that you do not okay I'm changing my meds so I ox honestly I think that might be part of the problem tonight today right now I'm honestly not kidding

Jim: 9:28

I don't you already changed your meds it's

Unknown: 9:30

been it's day seven. day six. I changed my mama I changed last Monday sorry. Thank you for joining us tonight and a new episode of she's not doing

Jim: 9:48

I'm trying to figure out what like Amazon delivery Ms. Just got what do you have like fuckin groceries delivered?

Unknown: 9:55

Yeah, it was just water probably

Jim: 9:57

water because they can't drink The water out of the

Unknown: 10:01

budget get ordered as well Jim wants to now have more alcohol and run a line supply I wrote in here that which is true this is a lot which is true and I wrote in here which is true well I am a ship myself at work

The Miz: 10:18

Oh my wonder how you're still alive for some

Unknown: 10:24

time. I'm not gonna lie to you I think I agree with that same that

The Miz: 10:28

you're like a 40 year old man shitting himself.

Unknown: 10:31

When you get to 37 you realize that like your body just the things you think you know about your body just

Jim: 10:38

goes off when you get to 37 you become incontinent.

Unknown: 10:42

I told my doctor that to PS click on Prozac which was starting to get into so yes though well no because I got my flu shot

The Miz: 10:55

which is true

Unknown: 10:58

like your your flu shot I'm like, slow early, but should you

Jim: 11:01

ask for it in your ass? Oh, I want I want you to put it in my eye doctor. Haha, yeah.

The Miz: 11:07

You told your hot doctor that you shot yourself

Unknown: 11:10

one out and then and then and then he's like to tell him that my deck doesn't work. I need something new.

The Miz: 11:17

I'm sure that made him really want to fuck you. Oh, he

Unknown: 11:20

does want to talk

Jim: 11:21

he so is that why he did the exam where he like tried to get you hard, but you couldn't get hard. I was looking

Unknown: 11:26

at his little his little I mean it wasn't decent. It was a nice little like situation khakis or What's the situation? Oh, it was scrubs, honey, so you can see everything. You know, he's not wearing underwear. Nobody wears underwear in scrubs. It's true. I can see his cock and he's like so let's talk about your morning erections. And I was like morning erections. Like, what's that? But a second, like,

Jim: 11:46

I haven't had that since I'm 12.

Unknown: 11:49

I like it happens sometimes. He's God, God. I'm like, I feel like I just need like, some Cialis. He's like, Okay, what about your team? What about your thyroid? Look

Jim: 11:59

at in the letter in the alphabet soup of the gays are you a T?

Unknown: 12:04

I thought you were a t wait is your

Jim: 12:06

partner those tits real?

Unknown: 12:09

I'm really sorry. I'm fat. I'm a fat friend.

Jim: 12:11

But do you want to Hillary's

The Miz: 12:17

ugly fat friend.

Unknown: 12:19

Do I love you mess? Me? You know,

The Miz: 12:23

I've been a deaf before. Well, I'm

Unknown: 12:26

the deaf of our group. So you should feel really special. But also,

Jim: 12:31

what am I just enough? I don't have the dumb but I'm an OB you're

Unknown: 12:39

a you're a fat friend. Here's fat friends. I'm a fine foodie friend. Oh, you want to try to find all the food groups. Like, guys. The mozzarella cheese is natural on this pizza. We got to try it. I'm like, oh,

Jim: 12:54

he already ate the whole pizza. He doesn't care.

Unknown: 12:56

I need food. Even though you brought Taco Bell, which is disgusting. I didn't even really order that. But everybody else was like Taco Bell. I'm like, I just ate You're so

The Miz: 13:03

grossed out by talking about but you ate Wendy's twice this week.

Unknown: 13:06

Yeah. I mean, Wendy's is nowhere near what

Jim: 13:10

Bobby and two other people had me do at Taco Bell pickup$30 worth of food, which you can get items for $1 on the dollar menu. So that's approximately 20 some items that are now gone. I haven't seen three Pete arrow is zero. Right? And so I'm more worried about the other two people in there

Unknown: 13:29

by throwing up that's why Heather's throwing up. Yeah. So I'm gonna share myself at lunch this week. So I went to the doctor, I got my meds changed, but he also was like, hey, do you wanna do a flu shot? And I was like, Yeah, let's do the flu shot. Let's get it over with right. So I got the flu shot. The next day. I'm like, sitting You know, I'm doing my Wendy's baby potato. Probably. Similar. I've been playing chicken sand, little Coke Zero. And I'm just enjoying myself like, okay, let's just chill. And all of a sudden, I have a moment where I'm like, Oh, that's a moment where you're like, Oh, this feels different. You know, I can hold my shift until it's time. This moment, I would expect, right? Like as an adult, like, you're like, I got a good 45 minutes like usually shouldn't be like, I can hold my shirt, right? Like, okay, I got an hour to figure out how the fuck to go to the bathroom. Not two seconds, which is what all of a sudden, my body decided to tell me. It was like, excuse me. We got to go. And I was like, um, I'm gonna hold it till you know after lunch. Now,

The Miz: 14:30

the body side and so when you found out you really had to shed that you like shoved the last bit of a potato in your mouth.

Unknown: 14:36

Oh, like fully going down my throat and I was like it like almost pushed it all like, you know, like a push pop. Like, once you put that little bit of potato in, it pushed it out, you know? I'm saying Okay, so I'm like, Okay, wow, Oof. I'm trying to just listen this little episode or like little news. So you were in your

Jim: 14:53

car? Yes. While you were prairie. Prairie dogging? Okay. We're like,

Unknown: 14:58

yeah, so I'm like, Okay, I gotta go. So, okay i for the first time ever I went back from lunch 20 minutes early and decided to walk in the office and just go straight to the bathroom. The bathroom because there's only one poop bathroom for the boys. Okay, like I'm not going to the bathroom it's the one you will poop and the other ones for peepee Why? It's like a sacred bathroom like you only poop in that bathroom?

The Miz: 15:22

What were the Do you work you freak

Jim: 15:25

What the hell? I'll be in the poop bathroom if you need me right well is it a single stall? person? It's a single room Okay, so that one door is it a poop out it's just stuff everybody goes for privacy is it removed from the rest of the office is in a private private area you

Unknown: 15:41

kind of like stink there Yeah, sometimes I'm sorry when you have to poop in the office you have to have a special funnel like

Jim: 15:48

is okay now I've stayed with people in so dramatic no I'm not you know when I've stayed in hotels with like friends and we share a hotel room we do have like lobby bathroom boots, right you got like a lobby bathroom poop like I'm not slipping this out right before shower and it's gonna be gone by the showers over like like it's like we got like hell room that's not like an off Yeah, I am confused but also think

Unknown: 16:11

of a hotel room with like 65 people in it and you have to one bathroom everybody poops in every season the other bathrooms but like give one

Jim: 16:17

one poop bathroom for six.

The Miz: 16:21

room you're in this when you have to poop in an office you go to the fucking bathroom and poop

Unknown: 16:27

this is the guy that works at home. So

The Miz: 16:30

I've taken coops and offices since I worked in corporate America that last weekend he

Jim: 16:35

ate at a Mexican restaurant I am sure rack like Oh thank you.

Unknown: 16:40

Oh route No. Okay, well it doesn't matter I go poop in this bathroom regardless like but this is just the bathroom everybody poops and Okay, like I'm sorry that you guys understand there's a pee pee bathroom in a pool bathroom. That's the pool bathroom. Okay for management.

The Miz: 16:55

So management.

Unknown: 16:59

So I go there I'm like, okay, nobody's gonna be there. It's lunchtime like my lunchtime which is one to two I'm like, nobody's gonna poop bathroom. Usually people's schedules are like nine to 10 whatever. Sure. There are somebody fucking in the bathroom door and I shut the door. I'm like,

The Miz: 17:16

walk in but there was only one stall

Unknown: 17:19

I want to say open I say okay, so it's like if you open the door and there's a little baby hallway. And there's another door that closes that's the poop and like literally goes from like, it's almost like a waiting room.

Jim: 17:32

You have a full yay for your poop for you though. It's

Unknown: 17:35

literally hallway.

The Miz: 17:36

I think we need to take a picture of it goodbye because I don't understand the

Unknown: 17:41

picture. So basically, long story short, the fucking bathroom was taken and I was like, Oh, so you have to use my bathroom. Nope, I didn't go I waited I paste in my office and I was like, Okay, I still got like 15 minutes left for my bath for my like lunch. And I'm literally when I tell you I'm about to shut my pants. I mean, I thought I was gonna show my pants I'm like,

The Miz: 18:01

right? So that's a question. Why didn't she go into the bathroom?

Unknown: 18:04

Because Ms. You don't understand. Okay, this is corporate America. This is in New York business is a Midwest. You added proper

The Miz: 18:12

here uncial a dirty, got acting proper. It's not avoiding the bathroom.

Unknown: 18:19

It's just awkward. You don't wanna be like Hi I'm gonna put my brains out so I'm like, I don't

The Miz: 18:23

think anyone would enter the bathroom and say hi, I'm going to put my brains out the block in the bathroom and use it like a normal no one saw

Unknown: 18:29

it's like there's no other salts so like it's the only bathroom that like people who've been in this area of the building. So yeah, I feel walked down the building and be like, Oh, I need to poop. But if that was retaken, if I did all that walking, it might have loosened things up. You're welcome.

The Miz: 18:45

Okay.

Unknown: 18:46

So I knew loosen it up. So I had to go back to my car. And I literally contemplated the fact I was like, oh my god. If I have to tell my boss actually work, like do I tell him I just shit my pants like do I just say like if I show my pants you just say look your boss like hey, like, I shit my pants or do you make something up?

The Miz: 19:06

I think you would make something up.

Unknown: 19:07

I was ready to tell my show pants because that's how scared I am on my work wow, this is really going great. Just like grant said nobody pays attention to me You're just texting away without your boyfriend you're looking at your stupid ass bullshit on your phone and you're not seeing the fact that I almost pooped my pants at work well

Jim: 19:27

but like did you actually poop your No I didn't okay well then I've constantly almost shit myself online Well okay, we'll move on whatever Yeah, you know I feel in my segment when you're worn out and done with the whole show but I have to talk now you're so so first actually. Well I'm not right went right into come into your gut.

Unknown: 19:45

Well, I'm just used to the fucking standard but you know what?

The Miz: 19:49

Okay, so can we just have Jimmy around? Are you cuz I actually need more time anyway? Yeah, we can have Jim in the middle. Yeah, I've seen Jim in the middle dumb

Unknown: 19:57

bitch. Solomon get hit by a golf

Jim: 20:10

golf guy.

Unknown: 20:11

I don't know if anybody listens to the actual show, but I talked for the last weekend on the show. Do you listen now? I don't remember that.

Jim: 20:16

When did you talk about it? What time last

Unknown: 20:19

weekend? I said oh, by the way, it was lit within the first 10 minutes of the show. I said, Oh, don't go near me because I might you might get hit by a vehicle if I'm near you. I don't remember this at all. Listen, and that's fine.

The Miz: 20:33

Well, last week we didn't record right

Unknown: 20:35

I recorded so you think you guys would listen?

The Miz: 20:38

right now.

Unknown: 20:41

Good job Bobby. Thank you for like for the title issue those So anyway, oh my god is basically I threw up and I almost shit myself as basically oh my god this week. And I did throw up thankfully. And I honestly it's really fucked up. Back to like me being drunk today. Sunday. funday. Bull. Oh, yeah. Throwing up, literally brought me from No, seriously. No attend to like a seven. Like where I'm able to function, right? It's really fun. It always works. It's weird. It really did work for me. So Brian, thank you.

The Miz: 21:19

I feel sober. Yeah, you see, Matt?

Unknown: 21:23

I look at you know, I mean, right. Anyway, that's come I got Oh, but I do want to say something more serious. Can you pay attention to me for one second?

Jim: 21:33

I'm trying to take like a fake dick pic with by putting a white clock hand in my pants. Okay, that's great. Okay,

Unknown: 21:39

I'm sorry. Yeah, you should be because you didn't even pay attention because you want everybody to pay attention to do but you're gonna sit in your goddamn phone. I'm done. Done with your toe. Okay, ready?

Jim: 21:51

Okay, tell me everything.

Unknown: 21:53

So I did really change our medicine. I know, we talked about it briefly, but like I really did that medicine and what was

Jim: 21:58

the reason for this? circling back,

Unknown: 22:01

um, because I feel like I couldn't feel my tech and I actually told my doctor, I said, Listen, Randall. I cannot.

Jim: 22:11

I haven't felt my dick in 13

Unknown: 22:14

days like that. I was like, No, I'm begging

The Miz: 22:16

you. I haven't been 13 years and I'm shitting myself and everyone hates me. Eric, tur.

Jim: 22:22

I have to use the shitting bathroom. Brando Brando helped me. Randall I took it from a 10 to a seven when I

Unknown: 22:30

throw up. Honestly, I really know.

Jim: 22:33

Bobby wants to be on disability on I'm ready for disability. Yeah, it's true. Wait, what are we talking? I'm sorry. I'm actually a fan. Wait, is this on that episode I didn't listen to last week.

Unknown: 22:45

I'm sorry. I did change my medicine for the 14th time and that's my segment.

Jim: 22:49

But what medicine did

The Miz: 22:51

you change?

Unknown: 22:54

From Lexapro, Prozac. So I'm from Lexi, Zach. Prozac makes me feel a little more crack Hetty. And now clearly, I can't drink that much because I block out and just want to throw up full time. Right? So that's where I'm kind of like I actually feel you thought I was really manic on Friday.

Jim: 23:11

I thought you were actually a little too activated a little to say quad. Rayji and I kind of like you better like calm down and not feeling on the Lexapro because now I'm like, glad you can feel your dick. Kind of kinda although from the Royal news, I've gotten like it's not great, but it's better than like say, but he barely but it's like I don't know if I want you more anxious

Unknown: 23:38

and I don't have what I want. I almost want to ketamine and just call it I will reconnect my brain to happiness and joyful memories. That's what ketamine does right? She says no, it doesn't reopen they're like I'm just over it To be honest, but I do feel better on Prozac over just like changing medicines and feeling weird and drinking like literally the same amount of drinks as my other cousin that's a female who's like 100 pounds lighter than me barely and she can drink all she wants and meanwhile I had like the same amount of drinks I almost like literally just died and I know that's the Prozac I know you know and I know it so anyway, what I'm trying to say is that if you need to balance your meds just balance

Jim: 24:24

under the care and supervision of a physician correct. I'm going to be giving out medical advice on this podcast. I don't even get regular advice.

Unknown: 24:31

No offense, we can't go to the fucking store and go hire any and switch like you have to fucking prescription Okay,

The Miz: 24:37

no will fans grow up? But No offense,

Unknown: 24:43

no offense by get shut up and grow up.

Jim: 24:45

Put up or show up, put up and shut up.

Unknown: 24:49

Anyway, I just feel really embarrassed by this site, man. And I'm just gonna roll weekly Oh, But I wasn't that vulnerable you weren't trying to be vulnerable but I'm pretty drunk but I

Jim: 25:11

was trying to be we have to talk more about your feelings I in trouble from what do you hate me now why would we hate you I don't know if this is for the show bitch like literally we need remember

Unknown: 25:22

I'm just really blocked and hungry but there's nothing that he can drain you are now listening to rate my dick the weekly segment where we look at your deck and give you a rating that's simple you think you got what it takes email us at She's Not Doing So well@gmail.com now sit back and relax and listen to us talk about dig that's right deck

The Miz: 25:56

they exist a first rate my dick since you braided our entire Discord.

Jim: 26:00

Yes, and I would like to point out though that they are still posting in there and they're not posting ugly decks. Do you see?

Unknown: 26:08

Well there was one ugly let's get honest. Let's not get too crazy. That one was bad looks like it looks like a rolling pin with a little dick on the top. Do you remember that one? It was like I had I mean it was like it was like if you take a rolling pin yes

The Miz: 26:22

that's bad. I

Jim: 26:23

forgot about that to be honest. Yeah, that's fair. Okay, so are we allowed to look at this

Unknown: 26:27

Yes, here we're gonna look at this we're gonna look at we're gonna look through

Jim: 26:31

I'm already okay. Yeah, so Oh no, it might be like that. Yeah, it's we've got like a blue Lives Matter Sure. exact thing I noticed To be fair, he's got a clean bathroom probably a veteran which up says aunty I also wait let me Is there a way to like he has a clean bathroom? Right? Where's class? It's like a live got tattoos. Like he's got ripped arms. I would just like to point that out. But he does have that creepy American flag like am I working for a workout company? I just don't know if

Unknown: 27:02

you were to say age, orientation and occupation.

Jim: 27:07

He seemed he strikes me as like an email by Guy. Like I feel like he's bisexual and that's good, right? Maybe like 26 Okay. Oh occupation. Yeah, I feel like he works for a bank and has to cover up his arms and like a long sleeve t shirt underneath a polo.

Unknown: 27:24

Okay, man, what do you think he does?

The Miz: 27:26

I think if he works at a bank, he's a teller.

Jim: 27:28

Yep. You know those people who pull around people on bikes like rickshaws like you can sit in the back of a bike like he drives the bike he's a bike writer.

The Miz: 27:41

Okay, I see that actually stood up for him because the

Jim: 27:45

tattoos the mustache he's like edgy a little edgy a little like

Unknown: 27:49

well let's keep moving he's okay mask

Jim: 27:52

no I'm even more like now I want to come well he's hot he's hot now Miss we just went to hot Miss

The Miz: 28:01

please fine he's fine he's fine

Unknown: 28:03

but it's not your

Jim: 28:04

to do him on a bride you

Unknown: 28:05

have your type coming on I

Jim: 28:06

look at those tattoos. Oh right

The Miz: 28:08

but like like an iron He's fine.

Jim: 28:13

Okay now he's now yeah this is a good

Unknown: 28:15

so I asked him to send me a soft picture I'm asking him to send me a soft picture not a hard picture so the next picture might be soft

Jim: 28:22

good. I want it okay. Oh wow that body

Unknown: 28:27

weight tcrs I'm really more concerned about like the hourglass Yeah, like I want to know what that's

Jim: 28:32

all about. I like because time is ticking he's like I'm in the middle of your child but that's a good dick though like shape is Yeah, they're low lower it's like normal height it's thick yeah it's a good deck that's good that's a solid if we're that's the right thickness that's the right length for me it's a boyfriend that that is a boy oh my god and unless in that robe like I just want to like get in there wrap the rubber on my head keep me warm while I'm

Unknown: 29:00

Miss Do you think that for a white duck like I know some other decks come it's a

Jim: 29:04

good it's a good deck Yeah, he and he's good him he's like oh he's got here oh oh he is a Prince Albert.

Unknown: 29:17

So we got something I want to try that equation

Jim: 29:19

I definitely want to wait Is that it? Wow that that's a prince our piercing printer.

The Miz: 29:26

So that's totally no for you. That's a good situation.

Jim: 29:30

Do you want to know like now our listeners get to see this? Yes. If they go to our Patreon okay, because I don't want them to feel like we're not it's a good fit. The

The Miz: 29:39

tattoos are a little like scattered and random, but that's fine.

Jim: 29:44

Oh my god. Yeah, that's good. That angle like I want to be hanging over a bed upside down.

Unknown: 29:53

Anyway, so for me personally, I would give this another seven to me. This is a seven. So I'm

Jim: 29:59

gonna go with on the deck okay because it's right your deck in the whole person but like that's a good deck. That's a boyfriend's good deck I could easily settle down and marry that deck.

Unknown: 30:10

I asked him briefly about how it feels to get that thing jacked off on like the Little Prince Albert so I'm like doesn't that hurt if something like I feel it's gonna rip out your Wiener Do you don't I'm saying like the meals concerned about that

The Miz: 30:23

yeah I mean, I think would be a seven for me but it's like a six slash a five because of that.

Unknown: 30:29

Okay, I agree kind of like I think it's a hot deck like he's got a good like aesthetically it's a very pleasing very easily sighs yeah

The Miz: 30:37

like I don't know what I do

Jim: 30:38

with that so I'm always wondering if you once you get that like if you take that as far as seen out do you just pee through two holes and it sprayed out

Unknown: 30:45

because underneath those underneath your fan Diem for now the

Jim: 30:49

Prince Albert is supposed to go in through your urethra into the hole and then out through the bottom Yeah, so it goes in the urethra wait

Unknown: 30:56

so head down so any pieces that come out of there a little bit ms hates right and that's fine again I

Jim: 31:02

have he just wants Do we have any megabits

Unknown: 31:05

index coming that he's gonna love? I guess I'm just like

The Miz: 31:09

looks too much like this is like it was like I'm like this looks like not me but like this is like a normal light deck that

Unknown: 31:16

like I can look at anytime I want. But this isn't a normal white deck in my opinion like the same

The Miz: 31:22

looks like every other white deck I've seen without him here saying

Unknown: 31:27

it's a pretty deck. Would you agree acetic Yes. Okay. I'm not saying this. I'm not saying it's like the most greatest stick you're ever gonna get fuck by but it's a very pretty deck sorry. I think it looks good. What does he do so he is five nine he's 100 pounds Okay, that's how he is hva see, like construction kind of worker That's

Jim: 31:50

hot. Ah fak Okay,

Unknown: 31:52

he does something only fans is john Wright a sword goddaughter. Okay so john j Jen underscore g A UT are if you want to check him out he's on Instagram as well j g underscore out of bounds I think it's a new Instagram he told me so we got to like load it up. Anyway, thank you john. For your pictures we give you I think a seven for me. You said a seven or eight and you said a six so it's a seven. Right?

Jim: 32:19

That's I think it's

Unknown: 32:21

another seven we have two sevens in a row. Well,

Jim: 32:24

if you can find it better.

Unknown: 32:25

Well there's some good ones coming

Jim: 32:29

in with Jim. You check in with Jim hold down your pants and get out of your car here gerken with Jim

The Miz: 32:41

My only well wait, did you make that

Jim: 32:48

I sang it to like my only yellow

The Miz: 32:51

is can you slow down the vocals because it's ahead of the beat

Jim: 32:55

agree wow you worked for me for eight months and now the beats off on a make the beat drop body yada

Unknown: 33:06

yada yada yada yada yada yadi this isn't Mixolydian or

Jim: 33:12

I mean okay, Bobby do adjust that I'm sure

Unknown: 33:17

he right let me to get sober and

Jim: 33:20

you will be capable of that right now. Boy, I don't think

The Miz: 33:25

I'm sure Bob.

Jim: 33:29

Called me Care Bear stare. These are not

The Miz: 33:37

within carebears star.

Unknown: 33:39

We will get by goodgym

Jim: 33:41

No, I'm not going now. Okay, yes. Jamie yours. Tell

Unknown: 33:46

us what you want to talk about.

Jim: 33:48

Oh, am I actually going here? We're actually a fan. Okay, okay. Well, I do have some things that I need to discuss crime to one thing I want all of our listeners to do. And this isn't body shaming or anything, but I want you to go on Instagram, and pull up Amanda Lapore with full

Unknown: 34:07

body shaming. I'm doing this to

Jim: 34:12

Amanda Lapore. So it's a nightlife queen.

Unknown: 34:16

Or Mandy, Amanda Amanda Amanda l.

Jim: 34:20

l e p o r e. Okay. All up here gonna love it. La p l e. l Li po pull it up cheese look at this

Unknown: 34:32

person. It's almost 500,000 likes but do

Jim: 34:35

you see what guys so this person

The Miz: 34:42

like she's madam to

Jim: 34:45

like make you look at this. So she is obviously very popular. She's not her little friends fee. Well, just

Unknown: 34:54

lucky luck. Please go. Ms. Can you look at these goddamn feet look.

The Miz: 34:58

Oh yeah. Oh,

Jim: 35:00

emanuela poor is she's got to be old because look at her hands first of all, anytime you want to see how old someone is don't look at their face or their tits or any part of their body just look at their hands.

Unknown: 35:10

Oh no, just look at this hole.

Jim: 35:12

Right and so she's a nightlight personality she goes around, but I'm concerned about her except for me this isn't from I just I think she shows up when you look at like other queens and like oh, Amanda de Amanda Laporte. So her lips are falling off in some pictures if you if she poses the right way you can look up her nostrils and see her brain guys like there. The nose is so high up that you can look into her skull. And yeah, that's custom. And I am I love every use your body your choice, you can do whatever you want, you know, but I'm worried about now this is growth because remember? Yeah, it's just I don't know. So this made me get to thinking like, when do you stop with your plastic surgery like, and I don't, she may have done this just to be that person who looks over done. And so it's like, maybe this was a goal. I think that's what

Unknown: 36:12

she wants. She wants everybody to Yeah, it's not even like,

Jim: 36:16

trying to figure that out. I don't know if there are interviews out there. I just don't know, because I've seen her around a lot. And I'm like, I need to know more about her because I'm concerned but

Unknown: 36:23

I'm not really a fan. Like she's ugly as far no offense willing to

Jim: 36:28

look for. There was a video of her dancing on a stage and the movements are hot. Not hot.

Unknown: 36:34

Okay, that's great. I'm really proud of her. I'm glad she's in New York. So that's where she belongs.

Jim: 36:39

Lachey has more followers than we'll ever have.

Unknown: 36:41

We will I mean if we're going to be honest, she has almost half a million followers but that doesn't mean that our 600 are not important and and we want to

Jim: 36:50

we want to thank you now follow our Patreon actually

Unknown: 36:54

follow Patreon to see all the decks that we're talking about and also follow love ponder prawn or whatever flame is like Adam Ripon of the old people. Amanda,

Jim: 37:06

Amanda Praagh of the old

Unknown: 37:10

people she's discussing I'm sorry love her but not really

Jim: 37:14

a reptile I'm done. So I have a cow

Unknown: 37:17

is that motherfucking bit

Jim: 37:21

sorry. This is why I brought it up because I knew it bother you. So yeah, so there she is. The next topic I want to discuss and this is another thing kind of

Unknown: 37:31

just jumping over.

Jim: 37:33

over what

Unknown: 37:34

he just wanted me to get riled up but you're done with that. Yeah. It is like she's his bitch. He's 500,000 followers.

The Miz: 37:41

Right? She's like, I think she's more successful than us. Classic.

Unknown: 37:44

Cool, next. Mies will be fuckin Ty Cobb wrote his fucking name is that wrote us nuts

The Miz: 37:49

but the conclusion is that Mandela ports disgusting and Overwatch and yes horrendous oh absolutely

Jim: 37:55

horrendous over work I would work out I wouldn't be surprised if she walked out on stage and her face fell off like her nose

Unknown: 38:02

Michael Jackson it just

The Miz: 38:05

approach the equator she just like melt

Unknown: 38:08

just dies like I got it. I mean I left it fell off it's melt i don't think i mean i think she's a Cuba and it starts melting I don't think we have

Jim: 38:18

fully made of wax but we're not body shaming she she looks like So Amanda pores

The Miz: 38:25

and my Madame Tussaud's reference. You know what that? Sorry I didn't know he did not. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry gentlemen.

Jim: 38:33

Next YouTube video is what is Madams two cells? What is mme? Two? So do you know what

Unknown: 38:39

that is? No. I don't know who

Jim: 38:43

in the world and all celebrities get their wacko in Las Vegas. There's one in Las Vegas I saw in Las Vegas. Where it's intense. I don't go Yes,

The Miz: 38:53

you do. You factually went time for the last time you came here. You've dumped ej Why

Unknown: 38:57

don't take Jim there.

The Miz: 38:59

He gave me

Unknown: 39:00

Whoa. Oh my God. He's turned to the adult K. Don't like yeah, I had to take gym Time Square, but it was very brief. We live in New York.

Jim: 39:13

Okay, so there's more. Okay. This, I was thinking about this the other day, the fact that Bobby, you know, pours milk down when he's eating peanut butter and I love it. And that's but I thought of something else that I thought about that. I'm not 100% sure Bobby does this but it's something I hate about other people and I figured he would do it. I'm sure when I probably do. So you see someone and you realize they're wearing a bathing suit but they have underwear on. And I'm just like, why are you wearing underwear under a goddamn bathing suit?

The Miz: 39:43

Can I just ask how the milk made you think of this?

Jim: 39:47

Because I think of things and then I'm like, probably does this.

Unknown: 39:52

So you think of all the weird things that I just had to present? No,

Jim: 39:55

no, I just think I'm like there's a lot of things I hate about Bobby that I didn't realize that Till I, like I said, that's

The Miz: 40:04

what we hate about Bobby. Okay,

Jim: 40:06

that's what I wait to wear underwear on your baby

Unknown: 40:11

grant to write a million emails because I cannot deal

Jim: 40:14

with. Do you wear underwear under a bathing suit?

Unknown: 40:18

Can I just say something?

Jim: 40:24

What do you mean not currently?

Unknown: 40:25

So when I was in high school though, it was the love poxy Can I just say something?

Jim: 40:29

You can't because it's I hate you. You're fired. What? So you trying to say we're done with you. Taking over blacked out all the time.

Unknown: 40:49

I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. This is it. You were

The Miz: 40:55

you eat big potatoes in your car. You wear underwear into your bathing suit you eat Cheb discussing the fuck off my podcast.

Jim: 41:04

I vote to nominate Ms. To be the leader of the

The Miz: 41:09

vote that as well by Bobby.

Unknown: 41:14

I've been asked, Can I say like a final thought?

Jim: 41:18

No, you have to go. You're like Well, you're fired. You're done. You don't get to speak after your phone.

Unknown: 41:23

Don't worry.

Jim: 41:24

So you wear underwear under a bathing suit. I

Unknown: 41:26

do not currently Why?

The Miz: 41:29

changed from when

Unknown: 41:31

I was in high school. You did not want to have the netting because it was like gay or something. So you would cut up the netting

The Miz: 41:37

now you might as well you made that out you made yourself now you just wanted to wear underwear on your bathing suit you freak.

Unknown: 41:46

We used to wear underwear boob cut out like we were like board shorts and underwear. It was Georgia. It was Georgia like what what do you fucking want for me? And to be honest with you, I hate to go into the pool because I'm fat. So really, it really didn't

The Miz: 42:01

apply to probably more like a like a punch in the pool too.

Unknown: 42:03

I wish I was a fucking swim shirt. When you wear a shirt. I'm saying though, like when you wear a shirt. In the sun, you're fat. Yeah.

Jim: 42:18

Yeah, that's what makes you fat. The reason

The Miz: 42:21

why you're fat. Sure,

Unknown: 42:24

go ahead and wear skin tight shirts to any fuckin Poland. Tell me about who's the bad one.

Jim: 42:27

It's true. You can't wait. Why?

The Miz: 42:29

Why were you wearing a skin tight shirt?

Unknown: 42:31

Jim does? I don't Honey, I didn't know what I would never get in the pool with a shirt on because it makes you look fat as fuck because you're like, Oh, I can't swim console over you and you're fat and you're in like a triple x. Cuz you're like, Oh, I'm skinny. That was like my swim shirt. Now. Now if you get a professional swim shirt, that's great, but you still look fat I

Jim: 42:52

bought a professional liner.

Unknown: 42:54

Well let's say the

Jim: 42:54

picture of what your swim sharp edge at home I'll put it on when I get

Unknown: 43:00

posted online posted on She's Not Doing So well.com

Jim: 43:03

i just for the record. I would like to state clearly that Bobby does wear underwear under his bathing suit. Willie do not Grade A grade. So this will be remembered. Okay,

Unknown: 43:14

cool. And the final thing fuck yourself. Honestly.

Jim: 43:18

Bobby just took like 18 puffs off his little pen.

Unknown: 43:22

So I was drunk I throw it up and I'm I

The Miz: 43:26

mean all the while through all of that you were underwear in your bathing suit.

Jim: 43:30

You fucking freak. You want a peanut butter sandwich and milcon

Unknown: 43:34

you're like you can get a full blackout you can get a full high blackout. But if you are unaware and you're fucking bathing Yeah, you gotta go that's an accurate and that's how I got queued off the fucking show so cool.

Jim: 43:46

Like what made me think about this is when I'm on Instagram and I'm scrolling through all these hot guys and they're wearing bathing suits. But then underneath is is a strange thing. Why are straights doing

Unknown: 43:54

this too? I want to prove their like hetero and like my hate traits. I hate them to

Jim: 43:59

God they fucking suck and we love you. Thank you for listening, but I hate straight.

Unknown: 44:05

Well, this is why I want to get some of our guys on that show their deck and they're straight. I want to ask questions. Okay, I want to ask like what you're so confident in your straightness. But are you really fully straight?

Jim: 44:21

You may have gotten them there. You little trickster.

Unknown: 44:24

Okay, let's, let's do this. I'm sorry. I know we had a bunch of smart asses in the fucking crowd. Come see my open mic in LA.

Jim: 44:37

He's so high. And wait,

Unknown: 44:40

I have a mic. I can't wait to embarrass mez.

The Miz: 44:42

You're not gonna embarrass me. Oh, honey,

Jim: 44:45

it's an open mic to embarrass you do it every week on the podcast. I don't I'm not worried about your open mic. Why would

Unknown: 44:53

you embarrass me? Because I'm gonna bring your ass on stage and fucking read you to fill

The Miz: 44:59

out Wait why

Unknown: 45:01

my five minutes of glory you're gonna be up on stage with

The Miz: 45:06

me I'm not that's not how open mics work

Unknown: 45:09

I don't know how they work now you're gonna be so proud of me and clap I'm

The Miz: 45:18

so proud of me so proud and if you bomb it it's gonna make my fat look better

Unknown: 45:26

so that's the whole point he's like yeah I'm this open mic you're gonna be gray but also I need you to bomb so bad that my set looks good and that's how ms became famous and he left the podcast be like well thanks guys I got my little lift up into the new career that I have we got what I needed what I needed and then I'm out you can take my headshots or like do like little videos now

The Miz: 45:51

and we would be left with just Jim because you're fired

Jim: 45:54

we did fire

Unknown: 45:55

oh yeah so it's

Jim: 45:57

Oh and I got what

Unknown: 45:58

am I doing so oh and

The Miz: 45:59

then Jim just canceled the whole cancel that

Unknown: 46:01

he just like does my goal for the past two years I'm a cancellation it's like just it just stopped there's no there's no

Jim: 46:09

like hey all right well that's

The Miz: 46:11

what it says right now like it just said

Unknown: 46:13

like Ms right now I think it's very mysterious like we don't know when the next things gonna come out and it makes me nervous

The Miz: 46:19

it's like months

Unknown: 46:21

it has it just stopped

Jim: 46:24

okay no it's it's kind of rude it's not like it was a fun it's not terrible like you're not it's like crime it's

The Miz: 46:31

not the money was hate now coming into the right

Unknown: 46:35

okay well they don't know who he is really? They don't know who I am either they're like we fucking hate them is but whoever is speaking about life

The Miz: 46:46

just go on record and say the one who's hated they have no mistake Who the fuck that is?

Unknown: 46:52

That is fucking true. That's true that's what made me jealous about the emails like what do you mean you don't know who the fuck was talking about that right?

The Miz: 46:59

Oh you hate me but yet the whole emails

Unknown: 47:01

you have a whole paragraph you're like and the MS he's a selfish little kind. I hate him and just like the thing says I'm not actually a fan delete I'm like whoa I gotta go first of all you must be cranky you're up

The Miz: 47:15

it's like Andy Warhol said all press is good press.

Unknown: 47:19

Exactly I'm actually like and I'm a factory

Jim: 47:21

boy I'm not gonna lie he didn't

The Miz: 47:23

say that somebody said he said he said take what they're saying and measure in inches and there

Unknown: 47:29

was a lot and there was a thick if you're so mad that you were going to go into a website Yep. And you're gonna fucking hit the Oh, leave feedback and it's that long it's not like I fucking hate you guys you're there so it's specific specifics and then I went to this episode and then I listened for this long and I'm like, Oh

The Miz: 47:48

my God. That was out like at a bar having fun in disguise at home hot and bothered writing writing about me

Jim: 47:54

correct?

Unknown: 47:55

Correct. Literally you were seeing j Little Joe roll and literally he was writing about that. So you're like I'm real. Mmm in a way you

The Miz: 48:09

run a home in your apartment teaching drama.

Unknown: 48:12

You're a faggot in a flat sounds like a Broadway

The Miz: 48:17

show that we should make a musical called the fact on the fly.

Unknown: 48:20

We really actually should, um, suck in the flat again. hysterical but Oh, don't worry. We might get hate mail about it. Good. Anyway, good. Say what's rude bitch, all right, or something.

Jim: 48:35

Okay, I'm not mean I'm not saying Well, I'm not trying to be a con but you are I just Well, here's honestly the worst type of person in the world. And there are a lot of guys who do this. I just people who have skincare routines. So I'm constantly inundated with people who are like, well first I wash my face with this. Then I put the toner on then I do a little cream and don't forget your SPF topper. And then on top of that, you got to get the retinol the wrinkle. You got to smooth it out with a little bit of this. I just don't understand how we're supposed to be spending probably$300 a month on your skin. And the people who recommend it. They look terrible. So I get these people they look their faces look paralyzed. They're they're fucking taking a little stone marble roller and being like, Oh, I'm rolling. I'm rolling. ng Why the fuck

Unknown: 49:35

is something Oh,

Jim: 49:37

roller I

The Miz: 49:38

have I have a guasha

Jim: 49:39

like what is it's nothing. You're rubbing a rock on your skin and acting like it's making you look pretty terrible. And then all these people are like, Oh, I look dewy. I'm like, No, you look sweaty. You look sweaty. And they're like, Oh, my skin so dewy. It's not do you look like your fucking disc. costing you look like you need a shower but you're like oh I just spent five hours on my skincare routine I'm ready for bed. I'm like why do you need a 10 step skincare routine before bed This is fucking stupid it needs to stop and I'm getting Instagram ads and I'm getting this and that for a skincare routine I don't believe in skincare your skin should exist as a protective barrier you don't have to put five different creams on it to let it be just your skin is your skin I don't know why we spend so much time trying to make it look a certain way drawn I'm just tired and it's mostly gay guys it's just a lot of gay guys who well we

Unknown: 50:38

lost half our audience We're

Jim: 50:40

sorry but a lot of guys that it's all gays so people

The Miz: 50:44

that I see doing skincare teens are ugly or you

Jim: 50:48

know what I'm saying? It's like the people who look good they're not doing that right but the people who are ugly think oh if I just do this and get $120 toner which I spritz on to my face at 7am I will look pretty you won't and why are you doing it? Is it for you? Or is it for someone else like who's looking I was ugly I feel about like the gay hair it's the gay hair it's the gay skincare routine

The Miz: 51:11

it's your ugly so you need like your haircut here

Jim: 51:13

and it's just sad to me that all these that's why I don't get to go there's a lot of gays with the haircuts like Bobby tries to get a haircut I'm fresh look at my fresh cut and it's like girl

Unknown: 51:22

okay Baldy calm down

Jim: 51:24

that is not gonna

The Miz: 51:26

detract from your gut I'm sorry right

Jim: 51:29

not not you Bobby but like other people oh

Unknown: 51:33

yeah cuz I'm the fattest fucking gay in Columbus but okay everyone else all the skinnier fats but you you're not you I'm talking about you. You as I post my picture every time I get a haircut cool

Jim: 51:45

but it's like it's like everybody's like we we barely like Do we really need people to post their haircut pic now so but the problem I just want the ugly guys I want the ugly guys to wake up and realize they are being scammed by a billion dollar industry you have so many different brands who are telling you you need this you need to do that you need to roll your skin with a piece of marble and Miss and Miss hazard for right what

Unknown: 52:11

can we show washa

The Miz: 52:12

washa The guasha is not for skincare it's to like shape your jaw

Jim: 52:19

to shape your jaw

Unknown: 52:20

by marking to be honest you have a really great job

Jim: 52:24

he's or he had that bright wah wah

Unknown: 52:31

wash on our website

The Miz: 52:35

and I also take I don't take huge offense to like a skincare regimen like putting on moisturizer like do

Jim: 52:43

what you want to do I guess what I do take your um

The Miz: 52:49

like multiples of 10s of dollars like I'm fine doing like a $10 moisturizer

Jim: 52:56

no no you can spend yeah when

Unknown: 52:58

you're like oh I spent$80 for

Jim: 53:00

$150 like serums and I'm like no vitamin on it okay

The Miz: 53:06

yeah I bought a Karen Lopez moisturizer for like $50 which was a waste of money like a like you don't need that

Unknown: 53:14

I got retinol for like 20 at Walmart yesterday and I bought Walmart clothes Heather was like go to Walmart and I was like

Jim: 53:20

well you didn't need to mention that on air right like no one needed no that's disgusting No one asked and that's just leave it at that sorry guys 10 size 10 size clothing and I walk into Walmart I'm like oh I didn't know they had five XL size shirts. at Walmart

The Miz: 53:40

I'm looking for a shirt like oh camping equipments back there.

Jim: 53:44

Literally at Walmart you're like I didn't know so many X's could fit on the label and they're just like here they are in the front row.

The Miz: 53:50

This is a tarp not sure you know

Jim: 53:53

Bobby Why are you buying clothes at Walmart? You're not that big.

The Miz: 53:56

What are you doing?

Unknown: 53:57

I'm just gonna say it must be nice to not have clothing that represents a tarp for me, Amy

The Miz: 54:05

make sense. No, it's

Unknown: 54:07

my open mic better

Jim: 54:09

speak sentences and you just gave us like the first part of a sentence have left it open. I think he just did that again. Play it back.

Unknown: 54:15

What do you feel like I'm a little bit different.

Jim: 54:19

I can't tell if there's a difference with Prozac because you're both high and drunk to the point where you're vomiting but I will try to reassess when you're sober.

The Miz: 54:27

Various other

Unknown: 54:28

factors is it the Prozac

The Miz: 54:35

should not have clothing that represents a tarp for

Jim: 54:40

me. Like literally cannot speak sentences, true phrases for 37 year olds.

The Miz: 54:50

Bubbles you not being able to speak or construct sentences or read has nothing to do with your medicine.

Jim: 54:57

brand. It's ga

Unknown: 55:00

no no I'm really smart

The Miz: 55:10

I can say that

Unknown: 55:12

I really

Jim: 55:14

admire you look really weird right now I mean guys, what could it be? Guys I'm not unplugged your phone check my check check, check check check check, check check.

The Miz: 55:30

We're gonna do the rest of the show like bubbles

Unknown: 55:32

stay at least have it held up. Are you done with your shit? Yeah, I mean,

Jim: 55:37

I think I think people I think

Unknown: 55:40

you've a couple more things to say are you scared that you're gonna offend people I know well obviously you wouldn't be scared you don't show your face so it's cool I'm not afraid to offend people and honestly Why would you show your face if you're a fucking unicorn like you if you're

Jim: 55:55

not offended by what I've said about you yet? You're thicker than I even thought me

Unknown: 56:06

I'm offended by anything you say little black fucking fingernail yeah

Jim: 56:10

he doesn't like my black dip nails yeah yeah I got mad I didn't want shiny I got it makes them look

Unknown: 56:17

like um, do you know when they say you have like lung cancer? You get clubbed fingers, right? They're like,

Jim: 56:23

Yes, I have perfectly shaped clubbed fingers no no that's not what clubbing is. Anyways, clubbing they're thicker Yeah, it's so girl like get your fingers

Unknown: 56:31

back to me. I'm just saying wow. Okay, so are we doing just joking joking with Jim

The Miz: 56:36

or we're now you have one more thing.

Unknown: 56:40

Why are you quitting the show is the man's making you quit the show? Say

Jim: 56:44

oops. What do you mean say what say you're quitting?

The Miz: 56:49

I can't know. So

Unknown: 56:51

you're gonna say

Jim: 56:52

well, anyone look at a fungal infection that was recently posted on our discord because I am telling you who has it all around the hole it's like the classic fungal infection that just goes from tailbone up to the ball and it's it's like when you when

The Miz: 57:12

you die We don't want to be

Jim: 57:15

this is why this is why when I log in and I see something that needs to Nacton or some type of treatment like I just

The Miz: 57:22

attract is vile do we get away from that?

Jim: 57:29

We can't and that's our curse Bobby as a lead we can't sign

Unknown: 57:33

a curse here's the thing first of all you don't show your face You have no right to say anything but second of all what you look like me that's fine that's fine man.

Jim: 57:53

What's up Hi it's me looking down at your toes right now and the paint job that's like I'm really sick. I looked down and I'm like wow one toes have painted the other ones look

Unknown: 58:04

they are so I got

Jim: 58:08

your nails look like you have lung cancer. I'm like your toes look like a diabetic foot ulcer and you're about to self amputate because those toes are falling off with that fucking look I have your disgusting your fucking my

Unknown: 58:23

toenails black like probably like seven weeks ago. Yeah, so there's still a little bit

Jim: 58:29

and your toenails grow really slowly which means you're nutritionally deficient

Unknown: 58:34

I just did my blood work badge

Jim: 58:40

yeah my bad work don't even go there. T is low everything

Unknown: 58:46

somebody want to grab

The Miz: 58:47

a shot big potatoes up my ass in my car every day.

Unknown: 58:51

When you're in New York Ms. Literally all ms had to do was go Oh, I like your feet and you're like oh feet. I'm gonna buy all these sandals now my fucking toes show

Jim: 59:00

Yeah, just oh incited with fucking summer

Unknown: 59:02

that coincided with Ms because last summer you didn't wear that shit. Okay,

Jim: 59:08

well there's another reason for all of that.

Unknown: 59:11

Oh, what is that? What do you mean what is that?

Jim: 59:14

I recently went through a foot fetish. No, I

Unknown: 59:19

can't. I'm gonna throw I'll

Jim: 59:20

tell you later. No, tell us right

The Miz: 59:22

now.

Jim: 59:23

I've told you off the air. Wait,

Unknown: 59:24

why the air? We're not on the air.

Jim: 59:27

We're on the air batch. Alright.

Unknown: 59:30

What can you tell us on the air? Oh, wait.

The Miz: 59:35

Oh,

Unknown: 59:36

oh my god, you're really are shaping that face.

Jim: 59:40

You're gung ho in your face. Stop gung ho. Jam. Yeah,

Unknown: 59:51

it's off. Ms.

Jim: 59:54

It's bad. What are we expect? We're getting actually literally what did we expect

Unknown: 59:59

actually what that wrap For that I found I found that your chicken with no I think it was you like She's Not Doing So Well. She's not I want him to do better yeah okay literally how melanin linlin melon is gonna do our theme song. Oh yeah, he's cool. She's not a unit like find him and hang out with him. Okay,

Jim: 1:00:21

you need to fuck him. Okay, I can do that and get it for free.

Unknown: 1:00:25

I'm not gonna lie to you he's actually kind of hot. He's like, I really like um, he's let his fuck to actually sounds like Kendrick Lamar.

The Miz: 1:00:34

He does sound like Kendrick Lamar. Actually,

Unknown: 1:00:37

good. Yeah. This is like what

Jim: 1:00:39

do you spell his name? Well, he

Unknown: 1:00:41

goes by the gay ass rapper or something. That's like some like so funny.

The Miz: 1:00:45

That gay rapper that gay rapper.

Unknown: 1:00:47

Thank you.

The Miz: 1:00:59

Everything's fine

Jim: 1:01:11

Yes,

Unknown: 1:01:13

we're gonna get him on the show.

Jim: 1:01:14

It's true.

The Miz: 1:01:16

Lil NAS x is a pop star I'm sorry Oh, he's

Unknown: 1:01:19

fully pop and actually I'm not gonna lie to Mel Gibson

Jim: 1:01:22

dead. Oh, wow because this there's all these posts are like Mel Gibson deserve to die. Stop. Why stop he's like an anti Semite race. I don't give a fuck if Mel Gibson is dead. He's a super conservative Catholics are afraid Yeah, he's crazy. He's now that's not the one is it? I'm gonna

Unknown: 1:01:46

dance with all his ass. Yeah, attend Mel Gibson in that check.

Jim: 1:01:52

Are you thinking of the Scottish movie? No dances

Unknown: 1:01:56

watch Braveheart? No dances on fucking walls. Look it up. That's what's Kevin Costner. Rosner. Yeah,

Jim: 1:02:01

I was like saying guy. I was like, trying like, Is he the director? Like I know he's not in dance. Oh, Mel. Gibson is the one that was in Braveheart. Yes, that's what I said. Braveheart. You have to go last when everyone's bored and not paying attention. I'm really paying attention. We're already at the two hour limit.

Unknown: 1:02:22

It's called editing bitch. Shut the fuck up.

Jim: 1:02:27

He's so high.

Unknown: 1:02:28

I don't give a fuck.

The Miz: 1:02:30

I don't even know what to do with you anymore.

Jim: 1:02:31

I don't either. I'm just like, Okay. We're physically. We love you. Bob's

The Miz: 1:02:39

I guess all I really have to say.

Jim: 1:02:44

This isn't your final thought though.

Unknown: 1:02:48

Just some final? Final thoughts. Okay, so like I said, we're done. How we're gonna get this going? Wait, we

The Miz: 1:02:53

didn't do the gay Word of the Week.

Unknown: 1:02:55

I think we had a skip. Okay.

Jim: 1:02:58

Okay. Word of the Week is sobriety. sobriety. It's a no gay man has ever achieved and

Unknown: 1:03:03

we don't want it and we don't want it pleasing. It's called rationalization. Or

Jim: 1:03:09

that is a big word for you. But

Unknown: 1:03:10

that was not only

The Miz: 1:03:12

a little too big, grossly incorrect

Jim: 1:03:14

sound like when Chad said vapid in the email.

The Miz: 1:03:21

Challenge. Grant grant.

Jim: 1:03:24

Same thing. Basic. Grant, like fuck grant Chad kind

The Miz: 1:03:32

of the same fucking thing. I fucking hate these names. Don't tell me I'm privileged just because I fucking made good choices to get a career.

Jim: 1:03:41

Now that actually, but it's true. I'm actually a fan. I'm

The Miz: 1:03:44

like, okay, okay.

Jim: 1:03:49

People love to

The Miz: 1:03:51

say that other people are privileged. Yeah, because they're better off than them when they could have made the exact same choices. Yep, you could have also, you obviously afford it to go to school, right to get your degree in theater tack or some other bullshit, which has landed you making much less than I have. That is not to say that I'm any more privileged than you. I just use my opportunity to

Unknown: 1:04:19

make better choices.

Jim: 1:04:21

Oh, I'm sorry. I went to school and got a degree that actually can get me a job that makes money. What are you upset about?

The Miz: 1:04:26

Right? Oh, you're gonna call me privileged? Because I made a better choice than you.

Unknown: 1:04:30

I do hate that. Because people assume because like, okay, like a little baby example. It's my aunt. She started in the lowest position of the company. And now she's at the highest position. And people are like, Oh, it must be nice knowing that. I'm like, do you understand that she started at the very bottom like literally and now Sherry bottom, and now she's at the top. She's here but you're mad at her because she's at the top right? And she wants to donate some people she's

The Miz: 1:04:55

had this problem is you had the same opportunity and you blew it

Jim: 1:04:59

right? So you're mad I really want to know I feel like there are just people who go to college and they get these degrees in like graphic design I'm like are you right What did you have a plan in place or a

The Miz: 1:05:11

better way to phrase it is like yeah I am privileged but so are you and you made the wrong decision you had a chance that we're able to go access education right because somebody who's I use that privilege in the way that worked out and you pick

Jim: 1:05:25

theater up here

Unknown: 1:05:27

only a privileged persons in a call on another privileged person that's true though on private person be like Hi, I love your podcast on how privileged he is. I'm like honey you're probably your parents probably make way more money than any of our parents

Jim: 1:05:41

This is working his ass off right in the most expensive city in the entire world and it's like what do you so wait what Yeah,

Unknown: 1:05:49

um well I mean, Easter basket is home

Jim: 1:05:55

that is privileged. Jocelyn is like we got to

The Miz: 1:05:59

get her on the show I am privileged I just like any other shirt white person. suburban America was privileged obviously Yes, true. Yes, my parents were both social worker it's like not like I grew up with like a bunch of money

Jim: 1:06:12

right? You didn't have multiple condos I

The Miz: 1:06:15

understand that I am lucky to have gone the opportunity to even take out a school loan and like go to college and blah blah blah.

Unknown: 1:06:22

And we know you are that's

The Miz: 1:06:25

an opportunity you just got your degree in something shitty. Like I'm sorry true. Yeah. Now you could have also gotten your degree in accounting operations management if you wanted to, but

Jim: 1:06:36

I'm not actually call them out. Yes, accounting and Operations Management queen.

The Miz: 1:06:45

And I think he's probably referring to some things I've said about like unemployment and shit like, oh, trades, and trades, he's mad. I think that people who have had the same opportunities that everyone else has had, and yet made the decision to go in a less lucrative field deserve unemployment, because he made the opportunity for itself.

Jim: 1:07:05

Oh, yeah, I agree. But sorry, I just happen like, holy shit. What is God? I just, it just came in and like, grabbed his he came in and I know in my face, I honestly thought I mean, okay, I thought I was getting a treat. But now and what happened? He decided to tuck his penis away instead of letting me look at it

Unknown: 1:07:31

in the chair. What happened? Come see hide him. As he

Jim: 1:07:36

Oh, Michaels here. Michael, who hates Bobby,

Unknown: 1:07:40

what am I saying? Say hi to him as I can't

Jim: 1:07:43

hear him. Oh, what's the current subject? People who got dumb degrees and are complaining about it 30 years later,

The Miz: 1:07:51

are calling other people privileged to at the same privilege and blew it.

Jim: 1:07:56

So someone who got a communications degree in civil biology to react, I mean, you can utilize whatever degree you want to your full advantage. But don't be mad at someone for your own decision that you made.

The Miz: 1:08:07

That's exactly

Jim: 1:08:07

what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying. But like less marketable now,

The Miz: 1:08:12

but like yeah, you you made that decision.

Jim: 1:08:14

Michael, we have to make a podcast out of this. People in trades how do we feel about people,

Unknown: 1:08:21

Neil them in a trade,

The Miz: 1:08:23

went to school, just like I did, just like people who went to college and majored in something less lucrative. That's not my fault. I'm making more money, we went to the same school, we had the same opportunity, you just blew it.

Jim: 1:08:35

And not even necessarily blew it. It's just maybe where you are in your geographic location is not the best for your certain situation. I would hope someone would be able to find a job and whatever they want, especially with

The Miz: 1:08:52

Ryan right hate mail to us about how privileged I am.

Jim: 1:08:55

You're, I mean, you're from New Hampshire.

The Miz: 1:08:58

I mean, I'm not saying I'm not privileged, but the person who the hate mailing is is awesome privilege. If they got their degree in theater, you went to school Honey, you could have gone to business school right down the

Jim: 1:09:08

road. Yeah, I mean, to be able to get a degree in something like that you have to have something to kind of back it up because it's not always going to be the most lucrative thing. I mean, how many people are going to end up in actual theater or Broadway, you know,

The Miz: 1:09:20

now instead you're going to be writing hate mail to a Z list podcast, right? Oh, z. z. I thought you're at least D

Jim: 1:09:30

none of us have these big enough Michael not like you.

Unknown: 1:09:33

Oh, what are we talking about? Michael's

Jim: 1:09:35

de grabit Okay, we'll get down at the right level. Please just took a turn.

Unknown: 1:09:43

I gotta go. We gotta close.

Jim: 1:09:45

We need final thoughts. Now Mrs.

Unknown: 1:09:51

Mrs. Seven.

The Miz: 1:09:52

This was a This was my topic for the week

Jim: 1:09:55

is now you know how I feel in the third slot.

The Miz: 1:09:58

No, this is definitely

Jim: 1:10:01

Okay Oh I swear you just said what

The Miz: 1:10:04

is my thought is am I miserable about his limitations all along? Is it go see, you can be privileged, like I own up to being but you also need to own up to being that if you had the same opportunity for me and made different choices.

Unknown: 1:10:22

I agree 100 150%

The Miz: 1:10:26

so if you're sitting around because Broadway is closed because you got a degree in theater tech and you can't collect money,

Unknown: 1:10:32

but you're sure enough to be a biologist or whatever disease

The Miz: 1:10:36

we applied the same like I can't even like I can

Jim: 1:10:39

I just bring up a story and I want missus thoughts on this. So I was reading this NPR article about people complaining the extra government assistance running out, and their people who didn't have a job before the pandemic, they were self employed. So there was this guy on NPR and he's like a photographer, who just goes around randomly and takes pictures like whenever he books something, and all of a sudden, oh my god, he couldn't have it. He didn't have a job. And so we got unemployment through New York State, but he also got federal extra like $300 a week, and that's expiring, and he's upset because get

The Miz: 1:11:13

a job sorry.

Jim: 1:11:16

Okay. That's I have sympathy

The Miz: 1:11:18

for people whose circumstances prevent them from having the opportunities that should be afforded to every person. If that is not you, I don't care. If you took your passion in more of a priority than making a living, then that's a choice you made that's a risk you assumed

Jim: 1:11:40

I think as a country, it's like are we gonna pay you to do your passion when you could be making a living for your job?

The Miz: 1:11:50

You want us to supplement doing open mics and doing shows every day of the week to try getting

Jim: 1:11:55

a $300 check a week? I

The Miz: 1:11:59

know I can't live off that I think

Jim: 1:12:01

it's like what are our priorities as a country where are we sending this money to? Yeah,

The Miz: 1:12:06

yeah, no, I fully agree do we back someone sent the people who's like first generation opportunity to go to school Yeah, they're immigrants from wherever the how their family owns the restaurant unite

Jim: 1:12:18

all Yeah, like that. Those people who like need it should get it not like made the conscious decision some white guy who takes pictures walking around the city exam. Can't now do that and is pissed that he's not getting the extra money that was never given before the pandemic, but is now being given Oh, it's expiring and he wants that $300 it's gonna make a real difference in my life I'm sure it did. I'm sure it did yeah, like look at Bobby he's not getting that

Unknown: 1:12:50

go to school. Or Bob making a lot of money and Paul To be honest,

Jim: 1:12:55

is the perfect he didn't go to college for but but he goes everywhere. He literally has a job and he's an idiot he didn't go to school or get a degree

Unknown: 1:13:05

does that make me

Jim: 1:13:07

Oh no, that's sorry I forgot but

Unknown: 1:13:10

I'm not stupid I don't fall in line like everyone else he's

Jim: 1:13:12

in a trade eating Wendy's on the daily and he literally doesn't get $1 a month like he is doing great look at me runs a zealots podcast. So you out there people should be doing this and not just collecting chat I didn't know that

Unknown: 1:13:27

being in the top 215 percent of every single podcast in the entire world was just like a mediocre deep sorry. It was a goddamn say

The Miz: 1:13:36

your headphones weren't on I actually caught it as he lists podcast

Jim: 1:13:40

oh yeah he called it zealots first well that's why I've just fallen that's fine we are people think we are but we're so fucking joke It was a job he wants to talk about what he lives

Unknown: 1:13:57

while Oh joke I know the real numbers and he has have no fucking idea perspective. perspective.

Jim: 1:14:04

I have perspective Oh, I see visions that you can't

The Miz: 1:14:08

say visionary. You see things that

Jim: 1:14:12

you guys can have like a

Unknown: 1:14:15

camera like I was

The Miz: 1:14:18

crying dead ass and I had a bow on the floor I was like oh

Unknown: 1:14:22

man I really sucks up what really is like a really tough about being me.

Jim: 1:14:29

See things you.

Unknown: 1:14:30

We got to go to final thoughts

Jim: 1:14:33

on where he's going. He's gung ho he is No.

Unknown: 1:14:39

He's worse than Michael jack. God,

Jim: 1:14:40

I really wish this thing would work. Why don't you gung ho your life first before you work on your face and jaw line.

Unknown: 1:14:48

Bitch. pitch. You little bitch.

Jim: 1:14:53

I'm serious.

Unknown: 1:14:55

I love your humor. I love your humor. My call this one needs to do one isn't my turn to do the final five?

Jim: 1:15:10

I don't know what I thought the final thought as you've said in the past has to be about the episode we just talked about not just like a random Well, it's so what do we even talk about today?

Unknown: 1:15:19

What my final thought would be?

Jim: 1:15:23

I'm surprised you're able to think at this point.

The Miz: 1:15:26

Can you please have an initial thought?

Jim: 1:15:30

pen so he's just saying like so 25 years growing up after drinking all day, he's now he's the residual of a drug

Unknown: 1:15:39

addict. That your final thought is, is that I am a drug addict. No, my final thought is it's that you know what? Sometimes it's true families. I'm sorry, I'm doing my final thought. For me. I'm sorry. For me. Sometimes families go through some trials and tribulations

The Miz: 1:16:02

and costs a family

Jim: 1:16:03

or not a family. What are you the divorce dad coming home after fucking the bartender? Honey, I'm home. like okay, Hi, dad. How is it with the bartender? Hope you had fun tonight. Again, you drug addict?

The Miz: 1:16:18

My dad's gonna come home and say no, you can't drink anymore. You need to be sober as he's throwing up on camera in front of his son. Literally.

Jim: 1:16:27

what he's doing he's like, Man, you really know what's your life? Oh man, like one week later we're like at that point like why would

The Miz: 1:16:37

we say something that's really calendar we could go Bobby's messaging me You're so mean you don't think about how you're drinking affects other people. Meanwhile, I'm watching him shut fingers down his throat on face I was

Unknown: 1:16:53

like, Hey, honey, how do you get this alcohol out of my body? Like how? down your throat just seven days? Well as I do Right, exactly. Amen. So I found that sometimes your family might go through some things your close friends. And sometimes you have to take a little like baby pause. But when you come back you're hotter than fire and it's time Yeah, I had a really good time tonight. I'm

Jim: 1:17:23

waiting for you to be on fire and I'm not holding my breath.

Unknown: 1:17:25

My Prozac has made you feel a little sensitive, but I had a good time. Yes, it's the Prozac Sorry, I really like to get

The Miz: 1:17:31

here well I shut my microphone into a brick wall. So when you take a week off, and now we're having the best episode ever.

Jim: 1:17:38

Literally.

Unknown: 1:17:40

This is why we're the top tonight

Jim: 1:17:42

Prozac it's not the alcohol abuse or the cannabis abuse. It's my role. Zach and I I literally Love Live like you're not just high and drunk all the time. Are you sure it's the Prozac.

The Miz: 1:17:54

Oh my god. Oh my god. Wow,

Jim: 1:18:00

we're both looking at you babe.

Unknown: 1:18:01

I need to reevaluate my life you need to reevaluate your final thought. My final thought.

Jim: 1:18:07

My final thought is I'm

Unknown: 1:18:08

a total mimes your family knows when to tell you you're a mess. And you need a lesson. Oh, that's kind of cute. You gotta look your family, baby. Even if the week before your fan moves, like, you know what, motherfucker. Meanwhile, the next week next week, they sit in the toilet seat.

Jim: 1:18:32

It's like the narrator on the show. They're like looking. Well,

The Miz: 1:18:36

I mean, we

Unknown: 1:18:37

really traumatized How do you throw and listening to the person you just be rated

The Miz: 1:18:42

for throwing up

Unknown: 1:18:46

and you listen to me? And it worked. And sure where we are

The Miz: 1:18:50

today. Good thing I didn't stop being bulimic when he told me to bitch

Unknown: 1:18:57

I mean it's true.

The Miz: 1:19:02

I my final final thought part like 500 or one

Jim: 1:19:06

Yeah, I thought it was one five wasn't final thoughts. Anyway.

The Miz: 1:19:11

Like Jesus Christ,

Unknown: 1:19:12

I thought and here are my 15 thoughts.

The Miz: 1:19:16

Let me put my hands over my tits and then when can see them

Jim: 1:19:19

I love when he hides why he no he's like, no,

Unknown: 1:19:23

there's a video I'm gonna send you guys I don't want to offend you because you guys are fat. So I was like gonna send it to you. Yeah, it's so funny.

The Miz: 1:19:31

Have you with a pee? No,

Unknown: 1:19:32

it's another fat guy. That's like here's five things that fat people do. Like literally ever the guy do. Like avoid mirrors. Like pull your shirt down and be like, why? Tell in

Jim: 1:19:45

New York and those mirrors were elevators you look at Wow, okay, I know why you avoid ours. I know exactly why this

Unknown: 1:19:54

was literally the truth coming out because you've not said that until today, which is like four months. Well, I

Jim: 1:19:59

didn't know You hated mirrors as much as I did when you're in them.

Unknown: 1:20:03

Okay, that makes no sense. So you

The Miz: 1:20:05

were ashamed to look in the mirror but you weren't ashamed to throw a Caesar salad all over a fucking restaurant.

Unknown: 1:20:15

Not my fault, not as salad was so or flow. It's like can you put some paper down?

Jim: 1:20:21

I mean to anyone's defense like that was a that was a New York City dial Caesar salad where I'm like, there's more cheese on the salad than the pizza. Like what's going on? It was like a white snow globe. And then he's like, pizza is sauce. I have dough and sauce

Unknown: 1:20:37

like, yeah, I'll take that

Jim: 1:20:39

marinara, and I was like, you want a margarita? He's like marinara.

The Miz: 1:20:44

He looks at the one thing on the menu. cheese on it. And it comes like where's the cheese? We're like, the one pizza that

Jim: 1:20:50

did not have I was like, Can

Unknown: 1:20:51

I get a lot of that? Like, he was like came over for like the Caesar salads that were falling everywhere. I was like, can you get some of this on this pizza here? He's like, tell me. Tell me when I'm like going

The Miz: 1:21:02

to Caesar. What's good. You threw it all over the place. What was that called? Don't mock contrary Oh,

Jim: 1:21:11

god, that was good.

Unknown: 1:21:12

Like a thread. Where a bunch of fucking cats were sitting. Yeah,

Jim: 1:21:17

I was like, Is this how they look in this area? And he was like, Yes, like,

Unknown: 1:21:21

I love ice cream. Or like, I can't deal with gays. Like we're just gonna stand here and be the ones who have

Jim: 1:21:27

skincare routines. Yep. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Oh my god. Let me wear my white high top Converse and go. Oh, Billy.

The Miz: 1:21:36

Oh my God speaking. It's not my final time. But like, thank you. I'll save it for naked.

Unknown: 1:21:44

No, say yeah,

Jim: 1:21:45

no, save it. Save it.

The Miz: 1:21:47

I'll save it. I'll save it.

Jim: 1:21:47

I want to save it. Write it down and write it down though because, like we're gonna run

Unknown: 1:21:52

it rubbing your face and some like other areas. When you write it down.

The Miz: 1:21:59

I hereby forbid you I want you to sing the term fat face.

Jim: 1:22:04

Stop using Milan's comb and rubbing it on your Moulins comb is not going to fix that face.

Unknown: 1:22:14

I always try to make fun of my friends what are the things that I have my man is once you go put in fucking spread your titties out that's the kind of like jokes I have to do with my friends because it's true

The Miz: 1:22:31

I have no idea what the hell he just

Jim: 1:22:33

what are you talking about?

Unknown: 1:22:35

What are you talking about?

Jim: 1:22:39

Why don't you guys get to a point where you're repeating shit

Unknown: 1:22:42

oh is that right oh no man comes out right base me please fly here yeah Watch now please.

The Miz: 1:22:53

I don't know what's gonna happen

Jim: 1:22:55

what wait what

The Miz: 1:22:56

what I meant to say I don't know when it's gonna happen but I said I don't know what

Jim: 1:23:01

I don't know what's gonna happen my life I was like oh here we go again. I have to wake up on a Saturday morning crying again because I thought Miz killed himself here we go literally like he's like I'm gonna kill myself out I was like signing out and then he didn't he like left the group so I'm and then I call the number it's disconnected. I'm like, I'm not doing this ever again. Like I can I match like why are you crying? I'm like, I think Ms is dead. I feel like I knew he was a lot of I did it. Because he wasn't answering this motherfucker.

Unknown: 1:23:37

I'm gonna kill him. I was pest were mad. But you know Oregon's just we're working we're working through a

Jim: 1:23:43

Bobby's way of working through it is just becoming worse than you so right you're

The Miz: 1:23:47

like embodying me honestly. I'm

Unknown: 1:23:49

trying to like get to the point where you're like wow, is that what I look like? Yep,

The Miz: 1:23:54

well and whenever when I look like

Unknown: 1:23:57

I look cute right now to be honest. Okay I felt like it was really cute like have a

Jim: 1:24:03

good schedule like if we went to the bar right now we'd be hate crime to me you and Miss know the way you look like it's not about being gay. Not for being gay just for being ugly

The Miz: 1:24:18

about being fat ugly and

Unknown: 1:24:21

you are not allowed in here. Yeah,

Jim: 1:24:24

no literally like we don't want our customers

The Miz: 1:24:27

we gonna be turned away

Jim: 1:24:30

like it would not be cute and so wait

Unknown: 1:24:32

no strike bars on borderline you know what I mean? They're like, Oh, we don't matter.

The Miz: 1:24:38

Nothing person you need for non disgusting people. And we just don't have that ratio. Honestly right now. Yeah. Empty bar. Like we're actually at capacity. Sorry.

Jim: 1:24:49

So sorry. Oh, we actually don't know.

The Miz: 1:24:55

Here's booked.

Jim: 1:24:58

Oh, we're actually out of the chat. Let's take your name and sorry no chitlins in here you might want to go oh are you here for the Mama's home cooked chitlins they're gone sorry little fat boy go back home and clean

The Miz: 1:25:15

the chitlin

Jim: 1:25:17

of a pig and you have to clean up the poop from them you eat Southern people eat shitload Chileans I mean take the intestines and clean them out with fresh water to clean the poop out and then you fry them up and then sauce and eat them you like that's like very nice it's comfort food soul food

Unknown: 1:25:38

it's not oh it's very hard to break down

Jim: 1:25:42

but yeah because it's intestine All right, see

Unknown: 1:25:45

chitlins

Jim: 1:25:46

there's a reason we don't normally eat and test like why for that reason but

Unknown: 1:25:51

raise them cuz it's not not

Jim: 1:25:53

a I think you I think you departed your body at the final thought you were like final thought.

Unknown: 1:26:02

I don't think you had a final thought yeah, I haven't. Miss as I have.

Jim: 1:26:07

All right. My final thought is once again a pondering have yourself an inward look perhaps of what are we doing? To try to be pretty for other people like Amanda poor what is happening there skincare routines why underwear underneath a bathing suit? What are you worried about people see your dick outline? Oh, well, why are we doing all this shit for other people?

The Miz: 1:26:34

Well, I think it's so Bobby's shit doesn't go into the poor me.

Jim: 1:26:37

People are shitting themselves Yes.

Unknown: 1:26:41

For me

Jim: 1:26:44

for Bobby we don't want to see his decal outline so yes, but

The Miz: 1:26:47

Bobby stubs his underwear with the Wendy's potato 100 on

Unknown: 1:26:50

a little bit when the chili like lukewarm and I write on my upon Boston with chili

The Miz: 1:26:55

when Bobby come.

Jim: 1:26:58

Here goes a Navy bean law fuck. There's like a Navy been blocking the tip and then it comes out and then it just

Unknown: 1:27:06

as courts do two episodes as being Part A and Part B. Now Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, thank you.

The Miz: 1:27:14

Save it for the next time. I know. I

Jim: 1:27:17

agree. fully agree.

Unknown: 1:27:18

I'm glad you can buy the expensive bike. Just in case that does happen again. This has been another episode of She's Not Doing So Well. I'm Bobby I am gem.

Jim: 1:27:28

And them is.

Unknown: 1:27:29

Thanks. Bye. Oh,

Jim: 1:27:32

no, we're done. No, no, no. One more thing.

Unknown: 1:27:34

No, we're done. And don't forget. Embrace the mess.

The Miz: 1:27:38

Okay, now we can't say that.

Jim: 1:27:41

I don't know if we should introduce it on this episode because embrace your math.

The Miz: 1:27:45

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