Episode 22: Like A Lingerie Model Only Cleverer - Old Boys Book Club, Boris Johnson's 72 Virgins

Imagine, if you will, a teenage boy, sitting alone in their room, in the early 90s. They haven't yet had their mind invaded by the nefarious onslaught of globalised and easily accessible pornography wrought by the internet, and have little imagination to play with. Picture then, this adolescent, sitting alone, fantasising about their perfect partner. 

It would be a discredit to the intellectual capacity of this fictional teen to assume they could do even half as poor a job as our current Prime Minister in surmising their ideal paramour. 

Spoiler Alert: Boris Johnson (PM)'s attempt is the title of this week's episode. 

Enjoy! 

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Join the Old Boys Book Club - a weekly reading group led by Jonny Lennard and Andrew Mole, Anthropologists by training, cynics by choice, determined to understand one of modern societies oldest (and most incongruous) tropes - the Old Boy.

We have reached peak 'Old Boy' with Johnson, Trump, Farage et al leading the world towards a leather-clad man cave of environmental catastrophe. 

But what exactly is an Old Boy?

In what will almost certainly be called the pinnacle of modern satire, but is as yet unreviewed, Jonny and Andy introduce the world to Old Boy after Old Boy in the best way they know: by decoding the literature they have willingly created.