Ever wondered how unique podcast sponsors are secured? Or did you know that pill bugs possess some incredible abilities? Buckle up as we embark on a laughter-filled journey discussing everything from fascinating insect facts to the strange world of fashion during pride month. In this episode, we share some hilarious stories about our past sponsors, reminisce about Jay's dad's callused hands, and learn a thing or two about the science behind car subframes, all while keeping the laughs rolling.
As we dive deeper into the world of insects, we also touch upon the intriguing realm of driving, from anxiously waiting to turn left to the sound of horns and trains blending into the background noise. You won't want to miss our hilarious chat about the scent of our homes and the cats that live there, the lady with her untrainable wild jungle cats, and the carpet covered in cat pee that couldn't be saved. Plus, discover Tony's brother Joe, who can't smell anything - not even bad farts.
Lastly, we explore the hilarity of pride month and the world of crocs. From charm-filled giblets to the infamous Ziggy Stardust, we cover it all. We debate whether Chris should've been called a "home record" and discuss the outrageous prices of Balenciaga crocs. So join us for an unforgettable episode packed with laughter, obscure facts, and memorable stories. Trust us; you won't want to miss out on this one!
Ever wondered how unique podcast sponsors are secured? Or did you know that pill bugs possess some incredible abilities? Buckle up as we embark on a laughter-filled journey discussing everything from fascinating insect facts to the strange world of fashion during pride month. In this episode, we share some hilarious stories about our past sponsors, reminisce about Jay's dad's callused hands, and learn a thing or two about the science behind car subframes, all while keeping the laughs rolling.
As we dive deeper into the world of insects, we also touch upon the intriguing realm of driving, from anxiously waiting to turn left to the sound of horns and trains blending into the background noise. You won't want to miss our hilarious chat about the scent of our homes and the cats that live there, the lady with her untrainable wild jungle cats, and the carpet covered in cat pee that couldn't be saved. Plus, discover Tony's brother Joe, who can't smell anything - not even bad farts.
Lastly, we explore the hilarity of pride month and the world of crocs. From charm-filled giblets to the infamous Ziggy Stardust, we cover it all. We debate whether Chris should've been called a "home record" and discuss the outrageous prices of Balenciaga crocs. So join us for an unforgettable episode packed with laughter, obscure facts, and memorable stories. Trust us; you won't want to miss out on this one!
All right, all right, all right so anyway, jay, that That's how you do that.
Speaker 1:Okay, wait now, let's just do our little intro real quick. We are the three dines spent a couple weeks since we've been here, and I First off. When I first came here, i missed both of them. I grabbed Tony's titty and I shook Chris's hand.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he shook my hand and I, weak handed in. I was so unexpected.
Speaker 1:So I don't know if what I liked better was did you do the limp hand I weak hand he squeezed, where I basically crushed his fingers. Yeah, like you try to, you try to pronounce. I didn't get a good connect.
Speaker 3:You know you need that good Thumb finger, forefinger connect you haven't shook a hand.
Speaker 2:That's how you shook Jay's dad's hand.
Speaker 1:Yeah well his.
Speaker 2:Scott can shake a hand. It's not a normal hand, it's like Polish Armenian will rip the digits right Armenian because, of the hair, because of the hair.
Speaker 1:Well, his hand is basically a giant Callus. It's not even a hand, it is like, and it hurts when he cuts himself, he's, he's got to cut him, literally cut himself, or to get blood to come out He's got to cut through an inch of callus before he hits the actual skin.
Speaker 3:Why does he dizzy drain in blood now? Wait a minute, go back. What, what? he when he needs to get blood out. Is he kind of?
Speaker 1:I'm saying if there's a situation here where he accidentally swiped his hand with a box cutter while he was doing something at work and Can't go deep enough go deep enough, because it doesn't calluses are, it's all the palm hair, i mean, i think, the box. The box cutter would. Would would snap before it would get Internally into his skin, where he would cause you think that oh, 80 gauge spring steel and a box cutter wouldn't make it through your dad's Cal. I would break.
Speaker 2:It'd be like butter, just couldn't get deep.
Speaker 1:That's how he breaks and gets the new blade. He just sticks it in a callus and twists it, all right. So we are three dimes. We've I've already said that, but, yeah, several times I Wanted to just say that we had, over the past couple weeks, we've we've gotten a lot of active sponsors that wanted to sponsor us and we are not going for something just you know, mondane or something that everyone has, like manscape or anything that we're looking for originality. We're looking for someone that doesn't on something is not on every podcast platform. So we're looking for some, for some good, what would you call some new talents some new talents there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so are you saying that our prior sponsor?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Tony's total donations stop paying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they were actually bought out by the cum dumpery.
Speaker 3:They all the local dispenser Disposaries. They go Your donation sites, they get all corporate they sell?
Speaker 2:I know they sell all bodily fluids by the bucket man.
Speaker 3:So compete? little guy can't compete. So who do? you got Jay.
Speaker 1:So not having any sponsors is hard. But again, you know manscapecom, slash three dimes, it'll save 20%. In case you're wondering, that was the original plan, but it still can probably do that. I don't know. Well, we'll find out once we get that first check, but I don't know.
Speaker 3:What do we get? like 2%, yeah, of their order to Uh.
Speaker 1:I think their third order only or something. There's a zero somewhere there.
Speaker 2:I heard they're paying us an accessories for the razor We have to buy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i mean you also have to, i think, if we shave ourselves on camera example, if that, if this razor can cut your hair, yeah, keep you clean shaving that's an advert.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, so we'll have. Everyone else only needs one. Jay could maybe use to well have a double fisted shaving, just to keep it clean. He's. He's passing one razor after the other. It's just for a moment of baby's.
Speaker 1:We'll have a razor here and then we'll test how long it lasts For every shave I do for the next month and a half.
Speaker 3:We'll have to explain to the audience that it is not a time-lapse video. That Is, this was only a 45 minute episode and the man has a full beard again.
Speaker 1:Not true, not true. The a Chris, did you pull up that thing that I can quick look at please? So how are you guys? How was your break from podcasting be in your faces on on YouTube and Facebook? Are you enjoying the fact that you didn't have to come here and trim up bit?
Speaker 3:Well, look, because you were here.
Speaker 1:You were dirty when we got here, tony, and you did change, which I didn't think you were going to every.
Speaker 2:Every Thursday. I just came and sat in this chair for two and a half hours and just talked to yourself, or how did it go Like?
Speaker 1:how did?
Speaker 2:what? That was it. Yeah, i just sat here waiting for you guys. Oh well, that's he never showed. That's disappointing. Reminds me of my childhood waiting for my father.
Speaker 3:So wait, you were here, yeah, during the day. No, I was here at 6, 30 and then, when we got here, the internet's not working right, what did?
Speaker 2:yeah, no, every Thursday I got here at 6 30 and I just sat here waiting. Oh, like every once, log, get up and look out the window.
Speaker 3:With the headphones on, like you got to talk into the mic.
Speaker 1:Talking to the money's window his window is currently Blocked by a box truck, by the way, so he's a liar.
Speaker 2:So I appear box and a box truck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, that was the reason for getting better internet, because we're not on yours, we're on my hotspot and my hotspot only works. There's our internet.
Speaker 3:In the window.
Speaker 1:It only worked up there and I needed to. I need some height on it. So I put on Tony's prized trophy and then on top of the new glow, glorious glass whatever you, how do you say Beer box. But I wanted to do a little tiny segment real quick to get things going. It's a Fun facts with Jay are useless facts. I Want to ask you guys a question real quick. Okay, now, this is something I didn't hear forever, and when my I'm, my I think it's my son and asked me this, he's like okay, i want to just say the word and then tell me what, what it is. Did you look at this?
Speaker 3:Well, I just clicked it.
Speaker 1:So, what this word means to us Did you look at it? You're not looking at area right now, because I saw you peeking at my phone. You can see the side of your phone. Stop looking at it. Okay, rollie pollie I It's a bug. Okay, what did you ever hear that word before?
Speaker 3:No, I wanted to try to rhyme with it.
Speaker 2:And it was a sandwich shop in about 2004 that failed quickly in Waukesha, wisconsin, that I did the floors in.
Speaker 3:Rolly Polly Gocomole. Rolly Polly Gocomole, That's what I would think of.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you never heard of that. You have, what type of bug is a Rolly Polly? Because I've never heard anyone call this.
Speaker 2:They got many different names. Yeah, what's the name? Okay, now do you know what a potato bug is, chris, yeah.
Speaker 1:A beetle. There you go. Actually, i want to use some facts about that, which please do Now. You're wrong, but it's very misunderstood that the potato, the for me is potato bug. I don't know why. I've never heard the Rolly Polly thing before My wife has. Maybe it's an age thing, do you think My wife knows?
Speaker 2:she's the same fucking age as you.
Speaker 3:It doesn't make any sense. She's like me and you were like three weeks apart. You're like a mass three year age difference. You guys don't know.
Speaker 2:Maybe the late, late November of 1980.
Speaker 3:It's switched over. Maybe it's because we were allowed to go outside when we were kids.
Speaker 1:You guys don't know that my wife is five years younger than me. No, yes, no way. You never knew that. Yeah, she's. No, she's very far from 40.
Speaker 2:So she must be listening.
Speaker 1:I don't know It doesn't show on the on the chat.
Speaker 3:So very far from 40.
Speaker 1:So after I heard this, i'm like fuck, i want to know what else I don't know about fucking potato bugs, which I always thought they were Tosa by garage First off. They got tons of names. I think one of the biggest names that everyone calls them is the. I just had it potato bug. No, not potato bug. Actually, it's the pill bug, called the pill bug. That's weird, okay. So here's the first fact It's not actually a bug at all. It's not a bug, okay, it's a crustacean. How did you do that?
Speaker 2:Because they're hard on the outside. So they got an exo, exo skeleton like a crab, you are right.
Speaker 3:That. That's not a.
Speaker 1:That's not why, Yeah it is Actually they are more closely related to shrimp, crabs and crayfish than they are to ants or other insects. Is that fucking weird?
Speaker 3:Ants have exo skeletons. They do have exo exo.
Speaker 2:They're not so That's bones are in the inside, with with a crunchy layer of skin around it, he eats them. These, these bugs of bones are on the outside like a crawfish tail, and ants bones are on the outside.
Speaker 3:Oh wait, ants have an exo skeleton, that's why they can lift hundreds of times their weight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you might be right about that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, that's not okay.
Speaker 3:Let's talk about your shrimp Shrimp.
Speaker 1:Okay. Next fact they don't urinate. Okay, quite simply, they don't need to humans and other animals urinate to rid their bodies of waste containing ammonia. These bugs don't need to do that because they have a high tolerance for ammonia. Rather than excrete it, ammonia, through urination, they release it as a gas through small holes in the shell And get, so they release their pee as gas as gas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, our Kelly style right in the mouth of the other potato bugs, preferably the younger ones.
Speaker 1:Think of that. You're you're good with this. You know, i just give you some facts and Tony said some stupid shit. That's funny. Okay, they, okay, i don't know about this fact. They don't have a job to do. They do it well. And yeah, i don't even want to read that one.
Speaker 3:They have no job.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they don't do anything.
Speaker 3:I don't I mean, do they airate?
Speaker 1:for plants? They do nothing. They mainly eat decaying plant matter.
Speaker 3:Okay, and then they die, and then they become dirt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they, yeah, they died decaying, but blah, blah, blah. Any new?
Speaker 3:since my kid puts them on the sidewalk and they fry in the sun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that was it Okay. So there's only a couple facts. But I did the crustacean thing And the fact that they don't urinate was weird to me. And then all these different names for a pill bug. I did not appeal bug Yeah. So there's your fun facts for today, guys.
Speaker 3:So tell your kids what you call it Holy brilliant, jay.
Speaker 1:Oh, i'll bring those every week for you. If you guys really want to know things about useless not or useless knowledge, i will not afraid to bring it all insects. six legged bugs have excos See, your wife is so smart exoskeletons.
Speaker 3:Hey, the wife is watching.
Speaker 1:Insects don't have bones.
Speaker 3:Tony, she's spying. Yeah, but we were using bones as we said bone or the bones as an example of like their skin is the bone, the frame, if you will.
Speaker 1:I agree with neither one of them.
Speaker 3:Oh, speaking of frames, the subframe on my van completely shredded and the tire fell off.
Speaker 1:What is that?
Speaker 3:sounds cool. So the car rides on a frame, right, it sits in the, everything's bolted the body, everything's bolted to the frame. And then there's a subframe that connects the frames together, yeah, and the engines mounted to it and the transmissions mounted in there. And then there's wheels, things that align your wheels, so when you turn, they turn, when you go, they don't go away ball joints, tie rods, all that fun. CV boots and such.
Speaker 2:Yeah, swing arms.
Speaker 3:So I just had gotten back from riding 77 miles an hour, fully loaded with three hippies worth of camping gear flying through central Illinois and back, probably like 500 600 miles of cruising on the highway.
Speaker 3:I park it, i get all my stuff out of it, my wife takes it to work the next day and I forget exactly the sequence. But she drives about 15 total miles before she goes to a stop sign and goes to accelerate out of that stop sign and the frame literally ripped. The subframe ripped open, causing all the pins that are connecting everything to come apart in the wheel and CV boot and everything to go crashing off to the side.
Speaker 2:Did you immediately call car max and get your over the phone offer?
Speaker 3:Dude, how in the hell did I take this thing? If this would have, this was a thing. It's not like a wear and tear part.
Speaker 2:It was.
Speaker 3:it was Indiana dirt, binding everything together A piece of metal like a quarter inch tube frame that holds the support weight of your engines. One of its four corners completely tore dude.
Speaker 1:So you're trying to say that you are on or you are lucky and your wife is unlucky?
Speaker 3:I think it's so hard for me to say, but I'm very grateful that it happened. It was driving here and down a block away from home instead. Of wait, wait you said three people and all our shit going 70 fucking miles an hour on the highway, 15 miles He might 15 feet. No, i'm saying like 15 miles of driving, like she went to work and then came back.
Speaker 1:I was kind of questioning the fact that she didn't hit his top sign until 15 miles in West.
Speaker 3:Dallas, which was no, I'm sure she stopped many top signs on the way. I know I got you now, i just didn't understand the subframe completely tore, so that's so, there's a street.
Speaker 1:Tony works on.
Speaker 2:It used to be called the Mexican freeway. All cars street called Pierce Street. I know Pierce Street and on Pierce Street there wasn't a stop sign from 6th Street to 27th, My God. And it's the only area like in the city without a stop sign for that long And that's the way I used to take home because I went to school down there and people drive 70 miles an hour on that street, no stop signs 25 or 35. It's a 25. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's not, it's just one way, each way right, one lane.
Speaker 2:Yeah, parking on the side, and there's nothing but like old abandoned businesses on it Interesting And people just fucking fly down. Yeah, it's actually the shortcut to Pato, if you're when's the last time you were there where?
Speaker 1:maybe the on Pierce Street, because you're talking like like 40 years ago that you were there. now, yeah, 20.
Speaker 2:So, now I'm like maybe like two years ago Now they might have stop signs.
Speaker 1:They might have learned two years ago.
Speaker 2:I'll bet you they got I bet you they try to put them up and they get saws all the.
Speaker 3:I get to they got humps. humps on those side roads So people don't pass on the speed humps.
Speaker 1:So stop signs, and everyone's, everyone's house has a stop sign because they cut one down and cut it as a fucking.
Speaker 3:How do you make a left hand turn on this street when everyone's going 70? That would be hard, it's fucking matty's.
Speaker 2:You better hope you don't need to do shit until 27th Street.
Speaker 1:I always hate taking lefts anywhere. Oh, I'll go around the street and try to find a right to five rights.
Speaker 2:I'll go right and then just get to the right.
Speaker 1:You turn to find a U turn because I don't want to have to wait because someone behind me you know someone's behind me waiting to. I feel anxious because I'm making them wait. While I'm waiting where this, i've had opportunities where I could have fucking turned.
Speaker 3:That mirror in your car with the camera on it That's bigger than your actual windshield is looking forward. It probably does give you anxiety, so you could probably see their faces right from your windshield.
Speaker 2:That's my favorite part of driving is waiting to turn left and causing traffic. That's. I love being the cause of traffic. That's so it makes me feel so important behind you. It makes me feel so when you go to the store and you stand in line.
Speaker 1:there's fucking five people behind you. You feel entitled and happy in line, Like you're kind of saying the same thing.
Speaker 2:Just every once in a while I turn around and be like there's nothing.
Speaker 3:I can do, guys, sorry.
Speaker 2:I wish I could move a little faster. What a jerk. I don't do things to make it last longer.
Speaker 1:I'm holding.
Speaker 2:I think that's a cup waiting for the other lane to go, you better go.
Speaker 3:I feel good already. I think that might be one of the reasons you got kicked out of wing stop. How many times holding up the line You have to listen to a horn beep before you're like, all right, I'll fucking go. I don't even hear him anymore.
Speaker 2:It's like the train a mile away from my house. I don't hear it anymore. Everybody who comes over goes. Is that a fucking train? I'm like what.
Speaker 1:I don't hear horns, trains or my children used to it like to smell in your house.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like there's a weird smell and you don't smell that anymore because you live there.
Speaker 3:Oh, I smell it. I got a fucking dog. No, I smell it every time I come in the house.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i have cats, i know your shit.
Speaker 3:price Dinks. They got that building, can't wait for your lease to be up. Stokes I got it all, not all cats.
Speaker 2:I know your neighbors are complaining them. White boys over there smelling like ammonia.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't even describe cat pee as ammonia. I describe it as like, like a lethal toxin using warfare. It's bad, it's the worst fucking day woke me up from my sleep many times It's fucking, it's so bad And it doesn't smell of your own cats pissing.
Speaker 3:woke you up? Oh yeah, because he pissed on my face. Oh, i thought the new ones are doing this now. No, the new ones know better.
Speaker 1:I mean it might be a time where they might get an accident or two, but I was used to the other cash pissing on my face. I mean, there's shits are even worse than humans. shit smell It's. it's unbelievable. Maybe because of the food There's, like you know, weird gross fish parts, meat parts and I don't know what the hell why cats smell so bad.
Speaker 2:So I got this wonderful customer. She's one of my favorite people in the world And she has these two fucking jungle cats. Are they like really big or something?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know these, you know these two cats. Is this the lady that's on Yep, that's famous? No, not famous, but like on TV and shit. No, okay, then that's not the one. This is Maryland The one the one, who?
Speaker 2:who got you jumbo iron salary? Oh, that one, oh my god. So she's got these two big jungle cats and and you can't, they're like untrainable They're, they're not even domesticated? No, they're wild.
Speaker 3:I would you have that in your house literally.
Speaker 2:I've seen them jump eight feet in the air. Why would you want that in your home? I don't know.
Speaker 1:They're fucking cool. No, they really jump like one foot and Tony's no, this is a no.
Speaker 2:They'll jump to the top of the open door and land on top of the fucking door. They're wild. If you had so, the one just decided one day it was just going to start pissing at the bottom of her open staircase on the landing, going into the basement. So she has this piece of carpet down there that we installed maybe like seven or eight years ago. That is not made anymore for cat.
Speaker 2:And this carpet is there. There's a long fucking stupid story behind it, but this carpet means something to her and she can't replace it. So she was panicking because she had the cleaning guy over was the two or three times to professionally clean the carpet and she's like it still smells like the zoo over here. Is there something you can do? I said, well, i can come by, i can, i can remove that and we can give it like an enzyme bath at my shop. And she's like, yeah, i'll do anything. So I go over there and as soon as I walk in the door I'm like holy fuck, like it was terrible.
Speaker 3:Smell like a zoo like the penguins part at the zoo.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm like hey, yeah that's like Marilyn, you're gonna have to give me some rubber gloves. I'm like I'm not touching that shit. So she digs me out some big ass dish washing gloves. I go down, i remove it. It's so crusty with cat piss. It cannot be. It cannot be rolled. It's gross, fucking stand straight. So, oh, my god, my brother. Joe, people don't do my brother, joe, was there with me and I think he had the Rona because he couldn't smell anything and that's how he always is, he's just standing down in this landing.
Speaker 2:He's like oh man, i don't even think it smells bad.
Speaker 1:Like I don't feel like I used to work with him and when I have bad farts I don't care for him because he never smells them.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm like having a fucking anxiety attack trying to get this little landing a carpet. It's a pretty big landing, It's a pretty big house, but I get it out and I'm folding it because I can't roll it.
Speaker 3:So it's like she can't find any carpet anywhere. I'll replace this with maybe it's made of this carpets Like it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe it's made of her previous owned cats. Yeah, first hand moved.
Speaker 3:woven cat hair, it's all taxidermy.
Speaker 1:I know a lady that got her dog dogs a taxidermy. That's weird, gross, that is so weird. So I throw this shit. I was petting it, i thought I was alive at first and she's like uh, taxidermy dog. I was like, oh, i'm stupid.
Speaker 2:So I get this shit in a van and I'm like I'm so sorry, joe, that you got to ride back with this. and he's like I don't care. Yeah, dude, it was the nastiest.
Speaker 1:Well, you already said he couldn't smell it, so what? But?
Speaker 2:now he's getting fucking closed up in a van in it. Well, you have windows, So we bring it back here and my rug guy takes a look at He's like what? What the fuck Do you want me to do with this?
Speaker 3:It's been used as a playpen for in a zoo exhibit.
Speaker 2:Basically, we took it outside, giant cat monster. We took it outside and hosed it out for four fucking days. Every day he would pull it out in the alley, spray it all down, scrub it out, let it fucking dry with the door open. It fucking still reeked after four times of doing that and every time bringing it and soaking it in this enzyme spray, it stopped smelling It did stop smelling and we went back to to install it.
Speaker 3:She had something else down, so no the cat chose a different spot and use the rest of the fucking.
Speaker 2:So I we put down new padding. When we took the old carpet, when we brought the fucking carpet back, the new padding was already covered and piss Yeah. So then we had to change a padding again. We put it in. I told her I'm like there's no more doing this. She's like it doesn't smell at all. No more, what is?
Speaker 1:the the floor underneath cement or cement that's just soaking into the fucking.
Speaker 2:it's everywhere, it's up the wall.
Speaker 1:Remember when you had that gross customer that had same thing with cats.
Speaker 3:Is it a hoarding situation or is it clean? Otherwise it's stinky, dirty animals.
Speaker 2:It's two older people. They live in a small mansion. How do you know? they're not pissing everywhere too Very well could be a mixture of human and animal pee.
Speaker 1:I think that's a bad combination I hate. Recently I tasted it.
Speaker 2:It's not like. It tastes like cat. I just did. But uh no, their fucking house is a maculet. There's not like a thing out of place in the house.
Speaker 1:I don't believe you right away. Why?
Speaker 3:First off, I don't believe that pissing on the carpet, your story.
Speaker 1:The cats pissing everywhere. How do I believe the house is immaculate, immaculate. You work, i mean you worked in a house. I don't fucking remember, dude. I remember what I worked last month. I mean, you say the person that the jumble I have, maybe that brings up a little bit of memory, but I couldn't pick her out of a lineup. That's probably her house. I mean I got lost coming here. It's been four weeks Yeah.
Speaker 2:GPS took you a weird way.
Speaker 1:No, i took, I took danger route and I just did it without it. I wanted to Wow, i wanted to see my skills.
Speaker 3:That's bold man.
Speaker 1:And plus I stopped drinking So well, I mean, my dad told me never be a court ordered quitter.
Speaker 3:So you're able to recall it, so when you're, when you were driving here, how many times did you have to?
Speaker 1:roll into that tube. I thought you're gonna say every time you drove here how many beers did you have before you finally got here?
Speaker 2:No, say I'm drinking and driving. You're gonna blow on the tube just to start the car, or do you got to do it while you're driving?
Speaker 1:No, I have my kids do it.
Speaker 2:Nice.
Speaker 1:I mean, unless they just drank some mouthwash or something. then I got to get the other ones. I have three, So one of them is going to be.
Speaker 2:What a great loophole. What one of them. You got to throw two of the kids in the back with your tools.
Speaker 3:What on the phone. Sit around, dude Yeah. Riding on growl bags and sitting on the backside of Home Depot buckets.
Speaker 1:They love it. But when they come out after like a five, 10 minute trip, they're all caked in mortar. They're all. They come out looking like powder.
Speaker 2:Just just, your little fucking tile washers still spilt all in the back.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, they're everywhere. You know, what I'm doing now is I'm just finding them as I'm doing work and like, Oh man, you know what? I ran out of spacers. I'll just look in my car for a couple of minutes. I'll find 12 or 13 of them, Perfect. So you know, there's upsides to be. messy is where you think you've ran out of a product, but you haven't, because it's just you haven't found it.
Speaker 2:Yeah right, I mean, that makes sense.
Speaker 3:Found it later. You think this woman's going to come ask you to do this again. I guarantee she does.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's definitely going to call me. This is the last time I'm going to get rid of Ziggy.
Speaker 3:Yeah right, she's going to get rid of the cat for the carpet, ziggy like like, uh, it's a cat's name.
Speaker 1:There's no Ziggy famous Ziggy's sounding name. It sounds like it's someone famous Ziggy something. Yeah, it's Iggy Ziggy. No, what's that dude's?
Speaker 3:name with a shirt off A rock star.
Speaker 2:Ziggy, it's Ziggy Stardust, i think, is. It is a cat's name.
Speaker 1:No, I'm thinking of the rock star with the shirt off. Is it's Ziggy something?
Speaker 2:or Ziggy Stardust, a song by David Bowie.
Speaker 1:Okay, so she likes David Bowie Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know who David Bowie is. You know, get out of here.
Speaker 3:You go back to school. Oh, dude, you know who? David.
Speaker 1:Bowie is. I'm sure I know of him. I used to love that movie where he was in tight tights, zoolander, and his dick was hanging out. No, it was like a weird like movie with creatures. It just creeped me out. It was really scary.
Speaker 2:Weird. So you ever do something so gay use question or sexuality.
Speaker 3:Not very often. No, not that.
Speaker 1:I can recall, oh, the fuck, i think you had this question. You've already asked us this. I did talking about what, if you?
Speaker 2:suck last week. Yeah, this is way gay See.
Speaker 1:Katie, she remembers the labyrinth. Yeah, Katie.
Speaker 2:So this is way gayer.
Speaker 1:I need a life line.
Speaker 2:And I don't know if it was just a celebration of Pride month getting to me or what, but I did something like being infected by pride.
Speaker 3:It's contagious, Wait. so what are you?
Speaker 2:doing So. I was at the outlet mall. That explains just minding your wife, you home, just minding my own business.
Speaker 3:You said you was at.
Speaker 2:Chris, did you were going to call me a home?
Speaker 3:record Yeah home record. Okay.
Speaker 2:So I'm at the mall just minding my own business. Okay which, which all at mall Johnson's Creek, wisconsin. Yeah, i fucking know what the hell that one is, and it's by the pine cone Minding my own business. I'm there. I'm there with a friend And she's like. I got to run into the crack store. You bought crack and left with a set of cracks.
Speaker 3:Wow, do you wear them around the house?
Speaker 1:inside I got them on right fucking now.
Speaker 3:You wear them inside the house. God, you do, yeah. Why get those little flashlight attachments for them?
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, I got a little headlamp ones.
Speaker 3:You can pop in there and it's a little headlamp. I got, i got.
Speaker 2:I got giblets ordered in a mail.
Speaker 3:What are giblets?
Speaker 2:They're little charms that go into little holes.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, My kid, he had those.
Speaker 3:Did you get some three dimes here? You gonna pop a dime on them, crocs.
Speaker 2:No, i got like rainbows and I got a strawberry, so you got everything pride related.
Speaker 3:Did you get kids, your kids, some? No, no color, they're camouflage, that's not even camo That looks like chocolate and those swirls.
Speaker 1:It does. It does look like you put chocolate in your vanilla and stirred it up until it was smooth and I just bought a set of crocs too. Oh, God, did you go to the same fucking place?
Speaker 3:They're purple and their size kids seven or something.
Speaker 1:They're for my daughter. Oh, i thought you meant for yourself. Well, okay, they have a whole store dedicated to crocs. Yeah, that's ridiculous In outlets. And what else besides shoes, do crocs make Shoes like gloves. They make other shoes like. They don't make it like hats, gloves or like a whole shirt, a crock shirt, they make rubber shoes.
Speaker 3:So are you sold on the crock life?
Speaker 2:I feel really weird every time I put them on, but they're the most convenient thing I have to wear now.
Speaker 1:Okay, your feet smell less nasty, probably because my feet don't stink, Dude.
Speaker 2:I have a whole team of Asians work on them constantly.
Speaker 3:Are you wearing socks right now? I am doesn't mean when they crocs Is that even more?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he is wearing socks, i think it is And how come?
Speaker 2:like what's that? Let me check my pride app. What's that?
Speaker 1:Is there a ranking? What's that skin flap over your sock. It's like a flap Like you got like I don't know. No, the other side, yeah, like, oh, that's your ankle, no, It's like you got ankles. So weird looking right now. That little what's that little ball on the side of your foot?
Speaker 2:An ankle.
Speaker 1:No, what's the specific name for that ball on the right side of your outside of your foot, Katie? I answer.
Speaker 3:She's telling her that big lump, it's don't have them, kate. It's that bone down there that insects don't have.
Speaker 1:Like it's like coming, it's protruding out so far. It looks weird, it looks like something's wrong. I've never seen you with short socks.
Speaker 3:He's got a prolapse ankle. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1:Like you know, like when a big, chubby guy wears a tight ass shorts and their their, their body kind of hangs over the sides.
Speaker 2:That's what your socks look like, Your socks too tight, i think so The sock is under the ball of my ankle.
Speaker 3:Okay, so did only you buy Crocs, or did she buy Crocs? She?
Speaker 1:bought It's an ankle ball.
Speaker 2:She called it, it's an ankle ball, she bought three pairs of Crocs. Holy shit, for just her. No one for each of her kids too, okay.
Speaker 3:But, Tony, did you get your kids?
Speaker 2:Hell, no Kid Crocs. I was the only purchase in the Kavanaugh household.
Speaker 1:I can't stop looking at your ankle balls.
Speaker 2:Well, here let me pull my pant leg Come over here and look at this ball.
Speaker 1:I'm okay without. I mean, it's coming out like a sore thumb.
Speaker 3:I can imagine it looks just like a kid. It's he can't move the cameras. He wants to, all right.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I'm not making fun of you, Tony, of your abnormalities. It's an ankle ball, but it's really a it's. Yeah, I mean you make fun of this ball.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised They're the same ball. That's an ankle ball.
Speaker 3:What do you got?
Speaker 2:an ankle above your nose.
Speaker 1:I got an ankle ball above my nose. I had, i had a skin graft and they took it from my ankle and they put it like I got burnt here and they put it here and then all of a sudden it started growing like, like it should like. I thought it was a, it should be the ankle ball And it was like wait, i'm not by the ankle, but I'm still going to grow like a ball. I don't know I'm, i'm done with the ankle ball.
Speaker 2:I mean stop showing it off, I'll keep it out.
Speaker 1:No, like now you're making me like it's in my peripheral.
Speaker 3:You guys want to go, you want to change subject to one of the bad life decisions I've made recently. Hold on.
Speaker 1:I bought a crocs. Yeah, that was our. We already got your bad life, i didn't buy.
Speaker 2:Do you want to hear? do you want to hear the craziest part about buying crocs? I do.
Speaker 3:I do 15% off coupons everywhere, like just laying on the floor or something $79 at the outlet store.
Speaker 2:That was $79. $79. That plastic, it's just a foam. And then I asked them for a coupon. What'd they say? They gave me a 15% off coupon, plugged it in and said doesn't work on those crocs.
Speaker 3:Oh, thanks for nothing Those are the new models.
Speaker 2:You'd have to get the old models for this coupon. Okay, so you have. and then I told her to put them back. I said I'm not paying $80 for foam shoes. And then you cried to your wife and she goes Oh, i can use this manager's discount code. Oh, 25. It was only 15, but uh so they are out charging $80.
Speaker 1:So they still cost you $80 after tax anyway because you're, because you're buying them, you're buying them, you're making them final bills, like 72 on them And I felt completely raped. You know what? I yeah, that's a lot dude for sandals, basically you know you instead could have done is buy a cheap 3d printer and you could have made your own croc.
Speaker 3:They probably think no married man would go out and no wife would let their married husband go out and get crocs. So they figure like that client base is out Right. So they figure they can charge more because once you start wearing them they're like a cost saver if you're single because you won't be able to get any dates anymore, So you, you won't have to go out and spend money anymore, So you can spend that kind of money on some sandals.
Speaker 1:I don't think people really judge you that much by your shoes, Whoever looks you can't stop looking at his ankle ball. No that's his ankle ball. That's a lot different than a shoe. Get the fuck. You know you get a draw like a nipple on that thing. So what the hell is I just going to ask you now? you fucking distract me with that ball.
Speaker 2:It's like a big set of tits right in your face. You can't stop clenching out of you.
Speaker 1:You mean one you're trying to hit? I have one. I can't see the other one.
Speaker 2:I can get both out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the other one's not as big. I think that's normal with that, with every. So no, what I was going to ask is you started this little spiel about the gay thing Now, what? Yeah?
Speaker 3:Now you're asking us if we think that you're buying cracks.
Speaker 1:That's a. It's a gay attribute.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking of leaving my wife and what the crock?
Speaker 1:They have a crock village? I doubt it.
Speaker 3:Good luck finding a man with this set of tits you like to see dragging on the ground. Not saying your wife's are, but I know that's what you want.
Speaker 2:You know what, maybe you're right. Maybe you talk to me back in the straight.
Speaker 1:I don't want to say anything that would give me in trouble, but I'm pretty sure gay guys would never wear crocks.
Speaker 3:That's all they got. They got more class. They got more class all day.
Speaker 2:Where that's every one of them. If we got any gay listeners, answer me this. They know how many pairs of.
Speaker 1:I believe they don't have one pair.
Speaker 2:I believe it's more of your color. It's like a country.
Speaker 1:The country Hick type thing, i don't think so, man.
Speaker 2:I think it is inner city crocs inner city.
Speaker 3:I don't know what the crock customer base is, but apparently it's broad enough that they can charge damn near a hundred dollars for a pair of their shoes.
Speaker 2:I heard a funny story actually. So since I've bought in these crocs, do you get a? lot of advertisements that you've seen on your phone on my phone about crocs, and a video came up about crocs and they were talking about the movie from 2000. I think it's like 2003.
Speaker 3:Idiocracy They're wearing crocs and idiocracy Every single person wears low accuracy has crocs on croc brand crocs, you think it's like crocs, brand new company, and they were.
Speaker 2:They were like five dollars.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I remember that. I thought they were super cheap.
Speaker 2:They didn't have any kind of real budget for costumes for the movie, So they wanted to put everybody in something that looked futuristic but cost no money Crocs everybody had on crocs before crocs were a thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that sounds fake, like news possibly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I haven't went in for a rewatch yet Who told you this?
Speaker 3:some video you found on the internet. Yeah, Wait did you really get?
Speaker 1:uh, did you really get bedazzled things for your crocs Really?
Speaker 3:What are they called Gumbaz?
Speaker 1:Giblets, giblets, are you? are you joking? Cause I know you're talking about? my kid has crocs and he has all the superhero ones. You let your kid get crocs Okay, all of them got it.
Speaker 3:It's a kid.
Speaker 2:It's not an adult. You didn't let them pick their own sexual preference. You made it for them with the crocs, but it's seriously.
Speaker 1:Did you buy any of them?
Speaker 3:No, okay, i just wanted to make that clear or not, if you could get ones that like held the key, so you could just hold your key out of your shoe.
Speaker 1:What is with this? Or like a pocket?
Speaker 3:and keys and shit on your feet, a pocket. a pocket for, like your ID, that you snap in and off like a chip.
Speaker 2:It's funny You say that they go make these, of course, because my brother. I told my brother that I bought crocs.
Speaker 3:Do they have steel toe attachments for work?
Speaker 2:I told my brother I got cracks and he's like oh, my number He's like oh bro, I'm just about to get some cracks. Check these out. It's Joe, Isn't it? Yeah, And he pulls up these fucking crocs that the whole front of them is like a gigantic fanny pack but each one of them?
Speaker 3:How kinds of shit. Let me see the picture I dig that.
Speaker 1:That makes sense. I don't dig that. Why do you want more weight on your, your feet?
Speaker 3:No, you want it out of your pockets. I fucking hate putting shit in my pockets. Put it over your shoulder with a backpack. I've already decided the back pocket is a completely useless pocket.
Speaker 1:I use it because you sit, you sit down and do it Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's all terrain crocs in here for $105.
Speaker 3:What are I mean? I mean, I sound like I want to laugh.
Speaker 1:You know that's funny, but he's laughing at something We have no idea. He's laughing and he's getting harder. We have no idea what he's looking at. Apparently, it's insanely funny for him. So let's try to guess what he's looking at, chris. Is it There's boobs on the end of a croc or there's a dick?
Speaker 3:There's a dick Like dildo on the. Yeah, like a dildo.
Speaker 1:You can fuck a girl with a croc Is that?
Speaker 3:are we close, are we?
Speaker 1:close These are my legs. Oh, with the high heel tip or high heel toe, the fucking really.
Speaker 3:Balenciaga crocs for $490.
Speaker 1:$480 scroll What scroll over.
Speaker 2:You see the giblets they got of the Senate not setting off the back.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's cool. I like that. I like that. I dig that. Why you need to?
Speaker 1:I don't get but that's funny, I like that. I would you know if I crocs I'd buy those. Yeah, Just, I make my balls $479 crocs.
Speaker 3:So when my van broke I left my cell phone case in the van, So I had naked phone going. just no, no case on my phone.
Speaker 2:These are. these are the crocs my brother was talking about right here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but if you had an iPhone. That's perfectly normal for people. Oh my God, there's the ugly. Fuck, It's got it.
Speaker 2:It's a pocket in the front, big kangaroo pouch in the front. Why are you making me?
Speaker 1:do that. You have a fucking camera too. Yeah, so kind of fuck crocs, but now I got them, so it's like now it's everywhere in their life Is this going to be like your your collection of those cops where you're going to have like crocs sitting on shelves in your room and once you haven't worn ever because you just like to look and you don't want to ruin them or he's buying like first gen crocs that used to be $5 for 500.
Speaker 2:If I wore those, i got to get off this site. I'm about to buy so many crocs right now. They got 711 crocs. Of course they do.
Speaker 1:If I had crocs and I wore them to work, the holes would be full of mortar. Like I wouldn't have any holes anymore. Like do they have work?
Speaker 2:trucks Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, construction shoes, they're the all terrains, are they hold their holes in them?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they got screens.
Speaker 1:That's still wouldn't still. They still wouldn't stop the mortar from getting in there and standing my side.
Speaker 2:For sure You'd want to more, more than likely get the mortar under the tile rather than in your shoes.
Speaker 3:We're not wear crocs or crocs to work.
Speaker 1:You came in here with half a mortar like half a mortar bucket on your body.
Speaker 3:Cover someone talk.
Speaker 1:Gypsum. I don't know why they mean it was funny All right.
Speaker 3:This is the time in the podcast where Jay stumbles over transitioning to our audio podcast pause.
Speaker 1:Why do you got a buddy got to put that on me. I'm the one that opened the show.
Speaker 3:We are three dimes. We do a podcast every Thursday on YouTube and Facebook. It's going to continue to roll, stick around. But for you listening at home on an audio source cause, we also do an audio podcast. release it every Tuesday and Thursday. Jay's going to hit the button. We'll see you later.
Speaker 1:I mean been trying to so.
Speaker 2:Just holding shit up in front of the camera thing does not work. No,