William Jeffery: 0:00

All right. Ready? Yeah, no, I'm,

Marcus: 0:03

I'm ready. I'm utterly confused why there's not an uproar right now?

William Jeffery: 0:09

Because that's what Wayne so Drake's and you're mad at Drake. Lil Wayne has

Marcus: 0:13

not necessarily managed right. I just don't understand why he's able to have a wedding with 23 women and no one's saying anything about it. Like there's no there's no one saying he's like,

William Jeffery: 0:24

the wedding tradition supposed to show up?

Unknown: 0:26

I don't know. He had a Jewish wedding with 23. monogamy.

William Jeffery: 0:29

Police.

Marcus: 0:31

I don't know who's supposed to show up. But I feel like the PC police maybe are supposed to show up is

William Jeffery: 0:35

not politically correct. To be Mormon. I think it maybe didn't Utah? I don't know. I think they have. I don't have a lot of wives in Utah. Right, I think?

Unknown: 0:46

I don't know. Isn't it isn't like more millionaires. Right?

Marcus: 0:49

That it's frowned upon?

Unknown: 0:51

Well, he's Jewish, so I don't know. He had a Jewish wedding.

William Jeffery: 0:54

He's like Jewish. He's like Lenny Kravitz. Jewish. Not all the way Jewish. What do you mean? Conveniently Jewish?

Marcus: 1:01

Explain. Yeah. Before you explain what makes you introduce yourself.

William Jeffery: 1:06

I'm Will and I'm not Jewish. I don't know how well I can explain. But yeah, like, I don't feel like he's actively practicing. He's just Jewish, you know, for every eighth video when he wants to when he's run out of ideas.

Marcus: 1:20

There's other videos where he's Jewish.

William Jeffery: 1:22

He's other Yeah, the ones that hill H yf. The Hell yeah, video. Jewish, it's the exact same thing was this is younger, so he's having a bar mitzvah, but it's the same vibe and you know, same looks like the same caste or just older now he's getting married in the same church or wherever they get married crypt. I don't know where they get married.

Marcus: 1:47

Are you allowed to get married to multiple people in the Jewish?

William Jeffery: 1:50

I know, we have to have Lenny Kravitz on the show and ask, I'm not sure. Well, I'm marketing the only Jewish person I know.

Marcus: 1:57

I guess I can try to reach out to Lenny Kravitz.

William Jeffery: 1:59

I guess I could try to be Jewish. Cannot. Is there like an ad Jewish on Instagram that I can hit up?

Marcus: 2:06

I don't know. Would that be frowned upon? Would that be like call out absolutely ration or something?

William Jeffery: 2:11

But I don't think that we have any Jewish listeners. So it's alright.

Marcus: 2:14

You know, before we I guess, get into this, do

William Jeffery: 2:19

you think they only listen to others? Like right? That's how they they're close knit. So the Jewish people they just listen to the jury podcast about not mixing meat and cheese. I think that's their thing. Right? Their diet their religion is dietary based. Like this, you know, because the Jehovah Witness, I think they're paleo drop you're dropping? Yeah, I want to find out what the Catholic diet consists of. I know Baptists we eat greens is basically the southern um, yeah, I'm gonna go have me Christian lunch just cheeseburger Yeah, so drinks you know, he's like diet Jewish.

Marcus: 3:25

Like a New Coke or some?

William Jeffery: 3:26

No, like, I don't have he probably has not been in a temple outside of the one that he built for the two music videos. I don't think you know, I don't think he reads the Jewish whatever it's called Bible. I know. It's not called your Torah. The Koran? Was Torah. Yeah, whatever. I thought Torah was oh, no, yeah, cuz the trade off is yeah, you're right, but okay. Anyway, um, I don't think that he practices he probably knows about as much about Jewish people that I do.

Marcus: 3:54

Why don't even go down here Marian 23. Women, one first of all, that's a chaotic problem.

William Jeffery: 4:00

There's more women than there are men so it's okay. It's not like there's gonna be a shortage like, no, no. 23 less women on the planet for us. Like no true.

Marcus: 4:08

Oh, and no one wants me but like 23 Drink really? Like four or eight shots. So like 24 That's still a high number like more than one maybe two is like a headache. I'd imagine.

William Jeffery: 4:23

Oh, it's a horrible idea. But like, you know, if you want to get cancer multiple times Be my guest. I don't care. It's his body don't want to boost his life if he wants to, you know, ruin it. 23 times over. And he also Yes, right. So you should be mad at them. Not him. Why don't they men? Most men are volume shooters Right? Like they just they fire off as many shots as possible until one sticks. You can't be mad that Drake is Drake and all his shots hit. He's like the Steph Curry of marriage. You know, Miss every time he proposed it was a yes. Like I didn't expect them to all say yes, and he can afford it. So he's And then he was smart he just had a lineup single file. It was very efficient

Marcus: 5:04

and to be an argument like who was the first girl to be

William Jeffery: 5:07

with them they just get kicked out and replaced it's like you know fighting or I will pick a new girl

Marcus: 5:12

who didn't have the stripper that he got pregnant in the video.

William Jeffery: 5:15

Right well because she already has a job What do you think his child in silence? And we've just had one for his child on that.

Marcus: 5:26

Sorry, you didn't pick up on that. All right, well, maybe I'm just nitpick. And I just feel like if anyone else would have dropped this video, it'd been a mad issue. Like if not our Kelly, if anything he does issue if Chris Brown would have dropped this video, married 23 women I'm pretty sure they'd had an issue with us because Chris Brown for the song. These girls ain't loyal. They're upset

William Jeffery: 5:47

that he let everyone know they weren't loyal. Well, I think we knew that already.

Marcus: 5:50

I don't think some people liked that song because we just saw

William Jeffery: 5:53

the whole trial with the poop in the bed. And that was not even rich white women loyal loyalty that was just like craziness, right? Which will drive you to disloyalty. Fair enough. I don't know if it's a byproduct or if it happens, but I don't know what the order of operation is. But but that's the way it will take you one eventually. I don't know. Yeah, she was definitely insane, but she was also disloyal.

Unknown: 6:18

Is this new music like is this good new music

William Jeffery: 6:21

from Drake? Yes.

Marcus: 6:23

I watched the video like if

William Jeffery: 6:25

you work on for like a nap look up the Instagram model clothing line chain stores good music I feel like he made the soundtrack for forever 21 Okay, I don't know what did they have stores fashion online stores then yeah, that's perfect professional like I'm sure that people would love to buy overpriced joggers to this music that's I've only heard like one and a half songs but

Marcus: 6:52

I have no idea what this song is about. The only thing I got was marriage.

William Jeffery: 6:55

I should have got jagged edge on the hook. They were really good and I think marriage

Unknown: 7:00

was it was their story really good about it.

William Jeffery: 7:03

He said the yeah they suggested it and then it happened.

Marcus: 7:07

Yeah, but their suggestion was like we just might as well do it.

William Jeffery: 7:10

Yeah. What What other reason is that to get married nine or wedlock right? Well, I mean, like love I guess not well, all of the relationship. Guru say that love doesn't have anything to do with marriage. It's about responsibly is about all sorts of not fun things but not but not love. It's sort of like relationship homework, right? It's just secondhand emotion. Which is no it's what that song said. Right? But that was a song sung by an abuse abuse victim like oh

Marcus: 7:46

no, that No, I didn't know that. See? That's alright, so you have so many different podcasts you have dads corner you have like your your carpool karaoke whatever you're doing rideshare rant. Can you have to get beat up and Lindsey Can you have like a music channel where you decipher lyrics because I don't know all these lyrics use it. And I just found out explore the lyrics the explosion, like

William Jeffery: 8:09

you didn't know that Tina Turner got beat up.

Unknown: 8:11

I know. I saw the movie. Great movie, by the way. Wait, no, I don't know if that's a great movie because it was a domestic

William Jeffery: 8:17

violence. So I had to be a bad movie because it was about a bad topic. I don't know. I don't know. Does that make Schindler's

Marcus: 8:25

List terrible in this PC world now? Yeah, like I don't think they would make Schindler's List now just like this music video. I don't like the music video you'd make now.

William Jeffery: 8:34

So if history is bad, then we just don't talk about it.

Marcus: 8:38

No, but like I I'm all for history and you know learning from history and all that stuff that I love so much list for I thought it was an okay movie, but

William Jeffery: 8:46

I had been interested it came out when I was a child.

Marcus: 8:50

I think that in this universe in this world

William Jeffery: 8:54

world exists in this universe. It's still valid.

Marcus: 8:57

Thank you. I feel like just people like you know things have changed like once again. I feel like Drake Okay, remember Tip

Unknown: 9:07

Drill video? Absolutely. My puberty

Marcus: 9:11

fair same here and like people how Nelly for days because it was like oh man what kind of man slides a credit card down a woman's crack, right?

Unknown: 9:20

Oh rapper? You just don't answer all my

William Jeffery: 9:23

questions you asked. So I'm pretty sure rich white dudes do it too. Because rappers do it.

Unknown: 9:32

So what gave Drake the idea to do this? Why don't you just do another chip over here? That's not drink style. But you know I mean,

William Jeffery: 9:39

what a because chip do videos already been done? And I don't know if you can get the the amount of strippers required to recreate the Tip Drill video in a mosque or wherever it is that they like, I don't know. Just in church.

Marcus: 9:57

You just hire the girls from the I think it's Like buttons and basketball teams,

William Jeffery: 10:02

right protests in a gym. Nobody is afraid of getting struck by lightning for being sacrilegious in a religious building, you know, like even strippers put on dresses to go to church on Sunday

Marcus: 10:13

morning. I don't know there's one episode we did a long time ago but they had

William Jeffery: 10:17

all dresses they were just dancing and appropriately they were still fully clothed. I mean, the ones that went to the funeral what I was different that wasn't church that was funeral. That's this business that takes place at the church like a wedding is not church that also takes place at a church.

Marcus: 10:33

So that's why drink isn't getting struck down or something like that.

William Jeffery: 10:37

What no, apparently he loves all 23 of these women in this video universe again. It's just a video for me now he he's not married at all. In real life. He knocks women up and puts them in cages and makes them live underneath the internet. I think sorry,

Marcus: 10:53

I don't know where she loves her but that lady that's

William Jeffery: 10:57

well as Pusha T about apparently he's an expert we don't release all the information. I need to have him on the show details. I forgot exactly what happened but I know that she doesn't speak much and it's probably because he said not to

Marcus: 11:09

write and then we saw the sun once or twice I

William Jeffery: 11:11

did like a basketball game. Yeah, apparently he keeps his kids under wraps like worse than MJ did like we didn't see blanket till he was about 13 years old right hanging out of a window. Yeah, Drake is gonna be the same way gonna have his baby upside down hanging out over Learjet.

Marcus: 11:30

Got to see that's another thing maybe I just hate Drake because he's doing too much. Remember he got a jet as a gift. Someone gave him like a Boeing 787

William Jeffery: 11:39

Get Rich when you have enough money to buy the things you want people give them to you know when you're broke. You got to pay extra because you finance it and

Marcus: 11:47

interest is going up. No one should be giving anyone just a boat. I mean a jet.

William Jeffery: 11:50

That's you. Look, you have an extra one. What are you supposed to do?

Marcus: 11:53

Donate it.

Unknown: 11:54

That's just too much money. I'm

William Jeffery: 11:55

sorry. That's worse. write it off as a text if I'm homeless, and you give me a jet. I'm going to be incredibly irritated. What am I supposed to do? I don't have a house you don't give me an airplane. Great. I could live in it where I can't put it anywhere in the hangar. I have to pay for that. And I live on a bus I'm going back to my bus man you can rent the Jetta nobody's gonna believe that I'm broke. Have you ever like I can't stand on top of my jet with a will work for food side it looks crazy. Not Know that you can donate it. No, you give it to another rich person. Well because gas is $8 a gallon and they're bankrupting themselves every time they put it on the runway. That's why he gave got it as a gift. It was a prank

Marcus: 12:39

so back to the drink in his marriage thing so like I understand. Okay, we're saying that it's just a music video but like was God's plan just a music video? He went out and gave people tons of money did he take it back after the video? That didn't Larry's

William Jeffery: 12:53

I mean maybe I don't know I didn't I didn't follow up with these people will have to get Mari on it or whoever did that does this the they don't have talk shows like

Marcus: 13:02

all the talk shows are gone.

William Jeffery: 13:03

Oh, there's too many fights. I didn't they give the security guard from Jerry Springer show. I'm pretty sure he talks. Yeah. Or something like that. Yeah. And he just refereed the fights like he got cue cards that I'm sure were blank. And then people came out and just thought it was like Hey, no, that's not a good chokehold. Maybe that's pretty entertaining. I'd imagine it no is not I tried to watch. You know, it's really good. If you're having trouble sleeping.

Marcus: 13:30

Oh, how all the yelling and arguing. How's that easy to fall asleep to?

William Jeffery: 13:36

Projects? I guess I don't know.

Marcus: 13:39

One of the things. Yeah. So I lost my train of thought

William Jeffery: 13:45

I was loud at night and the project is loud all the time. Yeah, no, no, you poor just because it's dark doesn't mean you get happy. I'm still hungry and angry. So Right. Whenever you Nevermind, I was project adjacent. I know what it looked like. Fair enough.

Marcus: 14:00

I just felt like you had a JDKs moment but yeah, now that makes sense. I'm outside. All right. I guess it makes sense. And if it's just a music video, it's just a music video. I just feel like certain things in music videos people would actually like trip or like comments I haven't seen

William Jeffery: 14:18

well, yeah, if it wasn't draining, lights kid. Everybody loves him. He sings rap music like it's a good way a lot of stuff.

Marcus: 14:25

I don't think Chris Brown would have gotten away with it.

William Jeffery: 14:27

But no, because he's got tattoos and he punched Rihanna once.

Unknown: 14:31

I think it's multiple times but ya know, she

William Jeffery: 14:33

hit him first. I think she beat him and then he hit her. And then he crashed. No, he parked the car. I don't remember what happened. Exactly. I remember that he apologized and he had a really large bowtie on and I was like they made him dress like he sales being paused to say sorry for fighting with his girlfriend. That's messed up that's what I got out of it is it his stylish should have been fired. Fair enough. I mean, you know people you get season island you see He's crazy. That doesn't mean you should hit women but not just I don't know, it happened so long ago, and he's made albums and they hung out since I feel like you just got to get over it. If you know

Marcus: 15:14

I'm saying this is the same, this is the same society that literally was getting ready to like burn down a Nike store. Because what is it little NAS x had human blood in their shoe?

William Jeffery: 15:28

Oh, because when a little kids that made the shoe got cut before they sent it out.

Marcus: 15:33

It was gonna have human blood in the heel or something like that. I don't know something about a shoe. And people were like, no.

William Jeffery: 15:40

They don't care that children make the shoes. They care now

Marcus: 15:43

they're, they're more concerned about I guess. I don't know. They held him as a role.

William Jeffery: 15:48

I mean, I get it. They should probably stop little NAS x from making music because he does. I think he just makes controversies, not even songs. It's just it's just him dressed as a woman fighting the devil. Well, I don't even know what he does. Now, he made the one rodeo song and then turn into like, homosexual rodeo clown. I don't know what he does anymore. He had breast for a week. Like I don't Yeah, I don't have the bandwidth to be angry with little NAS X. I think that he shouldn't be considered an artist. He's just sort of like, I think he's a he's like a media placeholder when they don't have anything else to report on or nobody's dropped any music or you know, doing about a care about the Ukrainians. They're like, Hey, what is little NAS x do it? Like, oh, I put DVDs on my head. And I wore heels on my feet and you know, hopped on one leg? Alright, well, I guess. Apparently, there's a song in there somewhere. I don't think he makes music anymore.

Unknown: 16:55

I don't think Drake makes music anymore.

William Jeffery: 16:57

Because he's busy getting married. I just

Marcus: 17:05

said no, I just I guess I don't agree with the music video.

Unknown: 17:08

I should just go with one woman but

Marcus: 17:11

I just don't see it being realistic. I don't see 23 women saying I do. I don't see that going smoothly. I

William Jeffery: 17:18

saw your pitch for the music video. It's just wedding footage. Just a regular wedding. Right? They did that already. We're on five they popped up at like six different weddings. Oh, and made music videos.

Marcus: 17:31

Just once again, this helps your case of having an additional show. Because you're getting that you're giving out advice on what was that other

Unknown: 17:40

show that give advice on?

William Jeffery: 17:41

I don't have a music show. The show you gave advice on this show. I think the people should rent some advice. The explicit advisory warning they still put those on and you don't even have CDs anymore. They put them like I guess on the album art and iTunes. Expand it. You know,

Marcus: 18:02

just explicit warning. Did your show that's on Apple exclusively have one?

William Jeffery: 18:07

No, but I should add that because I feel like people won't listen unless it has one now because I feel like it's a I think I think that people look at the parental advisory stamp the way that people on Twitter look at the blue check. Like if you don't have that, and I don't care what you're saying. So whether you swear or not you should add it. People making audible things. I guess I'll have to add it to that it's gonna we will add some swear words. Just a random shenana

Marcus: 18:36

more looser than it is on this one. We're you know, we're a lot of certain amount of curse words.

Unknown: 18:42

I imagine what

William Jeffery: 18:43

you know. I guess we got the ethics deal, right? Ethics What used went from like normal TV to like HBO after hours yo, that can do you do anything?

Marcus: 18:55

Anything on TV? No. And I hate saying this because I now feel old but like, you know, I guess it goes in line with me complaining about Drake and him getting married on TV. Like you can literally do anything on TV now.

William Jeffery: 19:05

Yeah, you can get married multiple times. Which is offensive. Offensive. It's just because of your deep Catholic faith in I am not religious. It's just why do you who cares? It was getting married. It's

Unknown: 19:21

a bad example. It's why is he not getting any heat?

William Jeffery: 19:24

Why we should explain that marriage is difficult and

Unknown: 19:28

it makes it seem like it's just so fun and easy. Oh 23 women I can't wait to

William Jeffery: 19:32

marry this a three minute song man. He doesn't have time to go through the ins and outs

Marcus: 19:37

of falling back or something like falling back on what man?

William Jeffery: 19:40

Why Marriage usually people settle in marriage. So you're falling back on your second choice.

Unknown: 19:45

His mama was in the video. Well, she

William Jeffery: 19:48

was married at one point I think she said

Unknown: 19:50

I hope he's really found love with mom was wanting

William Jeffery: 19:53

two sons to be married. That's actually 33 women when she gets to go to 20 That's 23 potential grand baby His mom's like grandbaby for Jerry. We don't know, because we've only seen it one and a half times. And Mom's not allowed to speak so he could just be babysitting. Alright, well

Marcus: 20:12

maybe I need to go listen to the song and figure out what it's all about. wouldn't

William Jeffery: 20:15

do that it's gonna make you buy skinny jeans and a tube top

Marcus: 20:21

interest in Thomson was it and he's like, no.

William Jeffery: 20:24

Okay, well, there's your case for a bad example. He's he's bad at everything. He's, like, average at best at basketball and Oh, horrible. The What is it boyfriend? I guess baby daddy. I don't really know what his job is. Exactly. I don't know.

Marcus: 20:42

Kardashian kept cheating on her and cat.

William Jeffery: 20:45

I mean, to be fair, I think that that was kind of cool. It was, you know, turning the cars usually you get with a Kardashian. Well, generally what happens is they go after better athletes. So they have a career to ruin, but he had no career to ruin. So he just made her go insane. So, you know, I felt like we'll get back for at least Reggie Bush. He went from like, all star to a panel analyst because, you know, a rainy day I think it was all around the same time. I don't know. I really tried. Like, the few IQ points I have left. I tried to protect so I don't I don't absorb any Kardashian news. nocturna happenstance. I think that it just instantly makes you dumber.

Marcus: 21:34

I mean, it definitely drops the IQ points. I was watching a video on YouTube of when she did a celebrity fight. And Kim got her ask.

William Jeffery: 21:41

It was great to watch. Like literally it was a large target one night literally it was

Marcus: 21:48

she wasn't getting hit in our posterior but like just boxing she was getting inside the dome. She fought so much. I wouldn't say she fought

William Jeffery: 21:57

well. You could tell she can't fight.

Marcus: 22:00

Yeah, like her punches were as effective as getting hit with the points

William Jeffery: 22:05

she makes. She argues.

Marcus: 22:11

I think this is the runway coming up. Apologize me. I

William Jeffery: 22:16

don't care about Kim. Nobody does.

Unknown: 22:18

She's a dwarf.

William Jeffery: 22:19

Well, no, that's not true that meth addicts she's hanging out with. I think he likes her. They're still together, right? Yep. He

Marcus: 22:26

lives in Stillwater.

William Jeffery: 22:28

I mean, he makes motorcycles Wait, who's with? Davidson? Right. Right. He's a drug addict. told a joke one's got a job

Marcus: 22:38

right now. Well, he has movie stills but I think the rest of it is gonna

William Jeffery: 22:42

be white. Tell one joke. Famous Datanet well, also famous person. You know you have a real job. Her job is to be a business model of what is normal. She has a business or a business to be in famous. She wears Spanx all the time or whatever Slim's or whatever her business is spandex. That's a material. You can't just not a textile dealership, just Armenian lady that were discouraged that don't fit is on TV too much. Don't watch the Kardashians listen to head above hypocrisy. We may not, you know, increase your IQ but we will not decrease it. And I guarantee you're getting dumber if you're watching the Kardashians. So do that. Drake married as many women as you want, you can afford it. I don't know about you know emotionally but financially you can afford it so maybe you can hire husbands to let him you know, yell at them. Or whatever it is that women get husbands for. That's what we should do. I want to know why women get husbands because I can't quite figure it out. Next time on head above bankruptcy what what husbands exist for because I think I am one and I'm not quite sure what my job but apparently Drake knows because he did 23 times. I'm still on the first one. So until next time where's the off switch? You know who needs to find off switch Nick Cannon. Hope he went to wedding because that's instant pregnancy that He's worse than Hispanic people. His policy was fertile. Drake he just get one nickel