The Great 8 Debate

Nick Cannon...need we say more...lets talk about it. 

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so they can, but why are we talking about? Oh, I don't know. I mean, his gigolo to coming out of the last time he was playing the drums during that time. And that's what like back in he was really popular. I mean, he's still doing his thing he has wiling out he has his canceled talk show. He's the host of canceled show. That doesn't mean he doesn't have a show. Yeah, but it's like, still, it's still airing now. But it's not going to be renewed for season two, unlike your podcast that's continuously renewed. And yeah, they keep asking us to come back. I don't know why. I mean, you know, I guess because I have less children than you. So you read better. It's not as much parental leave to worry about you don't have to worry about like having eight children and take care. did he marry the Octomom? No, no, he's having children by multiple cross branding, not just he's having you on the show permanently multiple women. They're just like all his eight children from eight different women that they know about each and not a different one. I think some of them had like to buy him and stuff like that. And then he can continue to for that is impressive that he could find another one. Like the first three, maybe you know that all different counties or something that this is now global news, the his child count, so like what woman wants to be 910 1112? Like what? He sent his more on the way? Well, yeah, clearly, you know, he's capable of reproducing now. I'll explain why he kind of said why there's more in the way and I'm curious if you know how to make a football team. I, you know, speaking with team, how about the greatest podcast team of all time, go ahead, introduce yourself. We this is head of epoxy, I'm Will and I believe and I'm not going to even say birth control. Just self control is what I'm going to say. Which, you know, in this situation, probably would require some birthing control. But yeah, nobody needs that many children. I'm Marcus. I don't have a follow up. We don't even know where the Octomom is. She has eight babies for TV and has disappeared. She did amateur she probably got videos for a little bit eight welfare claims pending, probably we're probably paying for it. No, she's not subscribing. Email is not eight mama@hotmail.com. Check. Let me know. Let me go double check the list. We did get three new subscriptions. And one of them was from AOL. So that's probably that sounds like what somebody with eight children can afford. So let me go check this email list. I'll be right back. Yeah, we're not sponsoring the Octomom there is no hot. Hot Hot. I'm pretty sure that was the email list that she was filing welfare with. Last time I probably she has a really weird looking face. Um, well, celibate. She celebrated Well, what difference does it make? Um, so celibate. Let's let's talk about the word size. You know, it's a it's a it's a person who abstains from marriage and sexual relations. Oh, both. According to I just didn't have sex. You also don't get married? Yeah. Wow. All right. That's interesting. Huh? Are you rethinking things so um, now that he Well that's the thing can it be backwards? Like once you've already been married and had children you can't now be celibate or is it like one of them just say I'm sorry and the church and then it's just you get to start over? I don't know. I think if so, if you are married and you just decide not to have sex I think you're just abstaining from sex. Right? That sounds like you're in prison no that's not married didn't actively purposely not having to I don't know. So um, that's supposed to be a side effect of the marriage and many years down the line you don't open with the worst parts? Oh, not for about the column Chris Brown. Not for Nick Cannon because of Chris Brown knows better that one kid MC cannon has I think he has to make cannon has stated that when he was going to he lost his son recently to a tumor. And when he lost his son, I thought he misplaced one. Eight, it's hard to keep up to and I'll always know where they all are. And you know what, I'm there with my wife. Okay. But you want to talk to that specific dentist? Yes, that's information for your other podcast. That's right, everybody should know you got to do up if and when your dad corner I forget. When are they? I don't know when they are you gotta go on Apple to find out. Oh, Apple exclusive. Yeah. You're gonna have to get whatever you want. I don't think the power of dads corner so um, yeah, so he said he's gonna go on he was gonna be celibate because he was married in the first place, right? But he was just abstaining from having sex, which sounds just like a cold spell cold spell dry spell. It sounds like he, his vocabulary is but I think he just picked all the wrong words. Because if he was never married, you can't be so now I'm learning this days, I didn't know that celibacy included not being married. He wasn't married to begin with. Teach us didn't have sex for a few days. Oh, well. Yeah. Yeah, that's not that's just that's Wednesday. That's not anything. It wasn't a few days. You don't need to announce it to the world. But he said it lasted for about like three months or whatnot. Which I've, what if you were married, and that would just be marriage. So what ended up happening was, he said, but he's not. So I mean, I guess that's yeah, that's a drought. He said in quote. After his son passed away. He broke his celibacy early, because women saw how sad he looked. And they said, you know, we know the best way to make Nick feel better. Given the agenda. Can I say for sure. Oh, you know, having sex and and then he said he had sex with them and Bada bing bada boom really stood in the room. Babies. Right, so that's fun. You don't have to have you can feel better and do all of those things. And cap it at a heart eight. You don't have to have a child every time you have said I never gonna remember the secretary. I just need all the money. He can actually afford one. I'm pretty sure you can start with condoms. And or picking women on birth control? Since he's just picking it right. Like whoever thinks he said you can't find somebody that thinks you're sad and is responsible right now. Right? Like, where is he finding these women to think he said clearly not at the library? No, no. Or at Planned Parenthood? I guess I might be there. If they're outside. They haven't gone in yet. Probably that would make sense. They clearly are fertile and active if they're there. So you just wait outside and talk them out of it. But look, I've got this. I haven't. I'm sad. And I need some help. And you want to have a baby? So already got eight? What's one more? Well, first of all, I guess Nick has to start hitting on women outside of Planned Parenthood and like do it at a bar like a normal person. I'm sure they'd still want his baby at a bar whenever you draw. There's a lot of make your best decisions when you're celebrity don't you just naturally at times against the future have tons of kids and like Peter guns has tons of kids and wow, young Jack has tons of kids. So I'm not sure if you do it on purpose is like an advertisement for not having a ton of kids. Those are like four of the worst examples of parents father figures and or like decision making when deciding how many children it could have an alternative motive. Like you went from Nick Cannon to future like I didn't think he could get worse. Oh, and you see future is that he? He has more? He's like it's Yeah, yeah. And then who I don't know about Peter, Peter guns. And of course he goes raps fast. Like I think eight kids really? I mean, what this just rappers that's not even you didn't even think Evander Holyfield. You're not this is not good for the culture. Can you find me like an Asian man with 37 kids and gold trunks? I can look into that just like you were listening to earlier Jin. Somebody in Budapest they got a whole bunch of kids for no reason why you just name are for rappers. I just want to name a box or two of which people don't really well are very polarizing, because they do have fans right for as many fans as they have. They have people don't like I mentioned a vendor who did Mike Tyson. His ears. Oh, yeah, he has tons of kids. George Foreman. Yes, sounds good. People to get hit in the head for a living you. I need you and still black. Can you please pick somebody who is not a rapper, or more than likely has some form of brain damage, and is not also black. That has more than three children and is famous. That was the initial state slept a bunch of kids outside of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt who didn't have a bunch of kids. They just bought them off the internet or something. I think that they were up late and they watched that graham cracker commercial one too many times. And they're just like, Yep, it's 38 cents. We get like 38 mil of fail. We get eight kids. And you know, nobody notice right? We spend more than that Chick fil A Wednesday, right? Didn't Starbucks don't forget, because they're vegan. It's hard to order together anymore but ya know, exactly because they ordered a bunch of kids instead of fast food. The guy from Wheeling Kate Plus eight. What is that? It wasn't like a reality show long time ago. Willing Kate Plus is that the Octomom again? No, no that's not a Assemblyman something like that. But like she had a name it was some guy off eight and then it was like some lady named Kate I believe and then they had like, plus eight. I usually not talking about well, Prince that's different. Like they that's all arranged in the DNA is messed up. Because some of them are related. William Kate doesn't doesn't the to the royal couple, right? No, oh, me was Johnny Kate. Johnny Kate Plus eight. That's different. There's no John in the royal family. Well, isn't Kate though that still that's the problem. So Kate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin and they had eight children. So there you go. They were was a real it was like full house. Yeah. The real family with eight kids. Yeah. Okay. You said fine. You family that wasn't okay. So there's one white family for what is it? Seven black examples. Dudes with scattered children. Yeah, possible brain damage, right. I'm not liking the numbers. Sorry. representation on the other side. You just rattled them off super gory again. Oh, Peter got one of the guns. Yeah. Couple of boxes. Yeah. They probably don't even remember which ones like they had all this. The coach manager, I don't know who it is. Throws a towel in. Was the little bill do Rockies coach? Remember? He's supposed to Thailand? No, he missed his wife. Oh, my God. Oh, nothing I was thinking about. I think it's something earlier you were you got a message for training for people with drop dead buds. So why do you think you don't have a dad? But you're actually like an athlete. That doesn't make any sense. I'm a dad. And I have a body. Yeah, but that's not how that works. I don't think I think also is we could be dead bonds together. I don't think you've got to have a dad bod as well. Yeah. What? That's what you do when you have children? Why? Because it's stressful. So you go lift heavy things. So you don't throw light people feel like this is you good, man. I'm just saying that these are all typical behaviors of domesticated, you know, males. Okay. What like, I just, I don't understand Who let him have it. I'm telling this is why there needs to be a basic skills test before you're allowed to have children, I guess because he has the money. That's why. Right. But you just gave you a laundry list of examples of people who have the money? Don't do the job? Well, yeah. And there are people that don't have the money to do the job far better. So why not about the money? Basic Skills Test? Okay, I mean it that way, if you can do if you really want then you pay somebody to help you pass it or something. But like, you know, it would be if they took the same time that they do to vet people before they adopt already born children, to vet people that plan to create children, then I don't think we would have our future and Nick Cannon's running around instead is more in the way. Of course, clearly, he has no self because why would he stop? You just said he can afford it. That's the same reason they OD on drugs. Well, they can afford it. So people keep selling it to him. We said women once your children that you said right. And drug dealers want to sell drug addicts drugs, that doesn't mean do them. Well. I mean, he Yeah. But like, he feels unintended. So you're not married? And you know, you're single, you you know, wouldn't have been married a long time. You got two questions. So I can be very specific with my video before you were actually married. The person who edits this podcast, right? Yeah. So what is your question? So single you are home way before you were happily married? Like you are now with family. All right. Um, if people were throwing it at you, because you were sad, you wouldn't have like, taking it. You probably would have did a better job protection and taking it and having a whole child or two completely different things. Maybe you can buy a cheeseburger, you don't have to buy Burger King. It's like every time he gets hungry, he buys stock in McDonald's. Why don't you just get a Happy Meal like everybody else? You're a weirdo? Like, you don't have to go full term. Just because you're depressed. Everybody has one not everybody. It is common. That's a common coping mechanism for sadness. That's why men and women like they come out of relationship. They're very loose with their morals nine like that. That is that's that is one process endorphin boost for for, you know, going through that. Okay, so, but that everybody that's been through a breakup does immediately have three children, right? Like they just, you know, sometimes they get a little sloppy and they have a come to Jesus moment. Or maybe they go all the way left and now, you know, they work at Cinnabon, who knows. But the point isn't like they don't, nobody, but the knit canons of the world will justify more children with sadness. But that's, that is that that's bad judgment just in and of itself. I'm sad. So I'm gonna bring a life into the world. That's, that's the worst time to commit to a lifelong responsibility when you know, you're not you're emotionally unstable. That's not when you want to be, you know, sign in mortgages and buying cars or creating people. It's the same thing like you don't, you wouldn't tell somebody that sad to go shopping for a vehicle, you would tell them go shopping at all, because they're probably gonna go buy some stuff they don't need, they can't afford or they don't want to shop therapy. I mean, that's not a thing. Like, retail therapy has been debunked as unhealthy, you know, buy things I mean, unless they're buying stuff from your website. I mean, yes, if you're going to do it wrong, then you know, do it through me because right like drug dealers want to sell again. That's the second time you've walked me in to a drug dealer sound buy Sorry, just buy the shirts, people. Before I get cancelled. How about that? I got cups. I got shirts. I don't know what else I have. Because I don't I don't have contraceptives. If I did, I would send some Nick. I would know he wouldn't use them clearly. Clearly, he has enough money. Maybe he doesn't know. You know, he's so busy. And you know, wearing turbans? Maybe he didn't know that condoms have come a long way does he just write a check all kinds of funny commercials now and stuff and different thickness and designs and flavor. All kinds of stuff on the economy looks like the liquor aisle now don't really yet well, they keep which is very unsettling. They keep condoms by the toothpaste. So every time we got to go get new toothbrushes for the kids, I get to see what new condoms are out at Target. And that's just a target. Who knows what they got at Costco or Smart and Final. Ralph's? Oh, you Amazon you know, 27 weeks to get here, but they come with a woman. I just say that he she's gonna give it a sec to me. Because if the answer to his sadness is the lovely enjoyment of a woman, then he can do that. But just, you know. Yeah, not procreate. I mean, I guess that's cool. I just feel like as an adult, you just have more self control is with the with the bias of control with that, but but the whole biases, what if we stay in the buying McDonald's? You know, analogy? Yeah. Now, instead of you know, buying a cheeseburger, you're gonna give yourself a $5 allowance to go outside because you don't know how to manage your own bank account. And or, you know, pants. It's like giving yourself a black card. No. I mean, because you no matter what you do, I mean, granted, you still have to worry about like, you know, the unsightly diseases or whatnot that runs rampant. However, you don't have to worry about kids. No responsibility. 100% 20 There's a handful of what that's true. I work with somebody who had one as it has a kid. Oh, that's unfortunate. And he doesn't make Nick Cannon money. So that's really unfortunate. I mean, I think he's all right now. I'm just saying like, I think there's a workaround. He's Mr. Cannon is not right. Well, I'd be better when you could just, you know, pay somebody to remove the need for self controls around money eventually. What know what it's not if he stops to healing himself with retail therapy, but when is it? Okay, so how? So? First of all, I can't believe that that's an explanation that he gave him. They just were like, okay, yeah, because he was there were no follow up. But they were like, I'm pretty sure it was. I'm not gonna shout out the podcasts I heard it from. I could not have done that interview. And like, well, that's just a bunch of BS. You were sad. That's it? What is the rest of the excellent, that's not a whole explanation that if people are sad every day, I'm an adult with bills and children. I have always said that doesn't mean I have more kids. Well, I mean, the kids are the byproduct of what was curing his sadness. Right, right. So just don't do that part that's going to not do that. What do you mean? I mean, you don't have to have there's ways that you can do the first part and not have the kids. Oh, well, yeah, no, yeah. No, I got you. Yeah. Okay. Well, you already and you already have several. Yeah, no, yeah. Just like two or three. Yeah, yes. Right. So there's no need, at least like maybe three on the way so there's just I'm gonna continue to be sad. This was he saying, not me. Well, I don't know. Because it's like he's clearly it's not working if he's gonna have more kids. If he's only having the kids because women see him sad, and he is planning for more children. That means he's not even trying to get better. So he's just in a cycle of depression just purposely so he can make more kids It's what happens when you don't address the problem and you just go buy stuff, including women. Granted, I don't, you know, support the purchasing of humans in any fashion. But the point is that like, when you don't address what the issue is, you just go do something that makes you feel good at the moment, then you will do that until you can't afford it anymore until you're forced to confront whatever the issue is. So eventually, you just gonna have to grieve like a normal person. And by by then, you know, we'll have a whole continent of nicks, right? Well, I mean, you know, you'll be able to pass the generation of Wildin out to everyone else, right? We'll get drumline to fantast. We already have to remind to do it. Yeah, it was starting some girl, not again, well, then we don't have drumline, too. We have drumline and Jason, that's not the sequel, because he was he gonna have a with a whole different? No, that's not what you want to learn this playing. I don't know, how long have you been flying? But yeah, take away advice from don't have eight children. It's irresponsible. I don't care how much money you have. What scenario can you think of? I guess that's okay. If you live on a farm, I was gonna say, yeah, if you live in like the middle of America, because the most SS automated now, I went and visited a farm and they got to track their talks to the satellite that maps the field and you can like track growth patterns and which parts of harvesting less than you didn't know, you don't need 37 kids to go pick wheat, you just need like two smart ones, and a good internet connection. So now there's no reasonable explanation to have that many kids. And I mean, I guess if you have the resources, and you just want a family factory, then maybe, you know, there's an exception to every rule, right like that. I'm sure there's a handful of families out there with 10. Kids, everybody, you know, mom just loves setting up for Thanksgiving dinner, every breakfast, lunch, and 27 bowls and all that stuff, and constantly washing dishes and running a laundry mat in and of itself out of your home. Some people look forward to these things and probably, you know, great. That's the 1% of the 1% the rest of us with normal patients bills and reasonable income to kids, probably one. And if you got to drive somewhere, then you should be single and live in a hole because gas is $7 a gallon. So nobody should be having anything. Police non California nine if you don't drive there. No, no. You got all in doctor visits that I don't think Nick is factoring in gas prices and how many times he has to drive back and forth. Do you think oh, I'm sorry, you got Nick Cannon was actually parenting? Well, he has to pay for this. It doesn't matter if you're parenting or not, he will run out of resources. Comms obviously paying for Viacom still a company, the whoever owns well, and that was obviously paying for it. Well, then they're gonna start filming in his garage, if they keep having to pay for all these trips back and forth to the doctor and gas is $7. Again, I'm sure he doesn't have reasonable vehicles. If he just thinks that, you know, all problems can be solved with more children probably got pickup trucks, and Ferraris and all kinds of other stuff to get, you know, two miles to the gallon. So he floors it and gas tank goes down. I'm sure he's spending 1000s of dollars on gas. Just to have children continue to be sad, doesn't get like a tax ready for your truck or having kids with eight kids time, I don't think that's gonna cover the gas tweets. Because I don't think the tax credits reflect you know, living cost of living increase. Well, I'm not a tax guy. Well, we can get tax breaks on the show. I'm pretty sure he would say don't have eight kids. I don't think we need to go into long division. And he would just be like, well, you know what you could do? You could keep it in your pants. And then none of us have to be here or you already have well you know, hire some you h&r block. They got some good guys over there. I'm not dealing with this. Clearly you don't care about a solution. You got eight and you want eight more. I'm not here. You're not trying to help yourself. I can't help you. So I think that's how it would go if we brought a textile on to try to help, Nick. So you know what, just come on the show Nick and I'll help you. Worst case scenario, just kick in the nuts. Now I'm not gonna kick him in. He wouldn't work. He would. He would just keep having kids clearly, nothing's gonna stop. Well, no lack of resources. So we'll see gas keeps going up. And he has to keep paying for all these documents. It's let me know. I won't charge you for gas. But also until next time, I've been well. Responsible