Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium
Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian and librarian, in the hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com
Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium
Preview #1 of Immortal House
Here is the first preview of our Halloween Special Immortal House - where we can see the first impression of the first house that Laurence views within his budget.
Schedule: 10/10, 10/17, and 10/24
Paid Patrons get it 10 days Early, plus an on-air thank you and an exclusive digital coloring sheet.
Full Combined Full Production: Halloween!
In this preview, you will hear:
Laurence, vampire and first time home buyer, is played by Ken Carlson
Sarah, human realtor, is played by Amy Riddle
and Loretta, vampire narrator, is played by Elizabeth Guizzetti.
If you want to ask Loretta a question about vampirism, please message her through the Paper Flower Consortium patreon or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com
Special Effects are made in house or found on Storyblocks,
Thank you for listening.
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Intro: The vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium hope you join us our dramatized adaption of Immortal House. Now enjoy this preview soundbite.
LAURENCE
I hope to find and close on a house quickly. My husband passed and I was forced to move into an apartment. I have three months left on my lease.
SARAH
I'm sorry to hear about your husband
Laurence
Thank you
BACKGROUND MUSIC: Storyblocks: Execution of the King
BACKGROUND MUSIC: Storyblocks: Vampire Ahead
SOUND EFFECT: PARKING BREAK, CAR DOORS
SARAH
Now this charming house was built in 1910.
LAURENCE
The listing called it a Craftsman, but where’s the porch? And the roof looks one rainstorm from collapse.
SARAH
The house is a hundred and ten years old, so we have to expect some problems. However, it’s within walking distance to the Hilltop area, the light rail station, and Jefferson Park.
Should we give it a chance or move on?
LAURENCE
I like the location, but the house doesn’t do much for a first impression. And I like those trees. Good afternoon shade.
SOUND EFFECT: Open door and HEARTBEAT
LORETTA
Laurence stepped closer to Sarah as he entered the home. He turned his head away as he smelled the tang of lingering sweat and the depth of her scented lotion and deodorant. He looked at her hair, softly glittering in the the dim light. He did not comment upon it as his upbringing would not allow it.
Sarah noted his fangs, but he wasn’t the strangest client she ever had. She briefly wondered if the fangs were the temporary kind that slipped over his teeth or the more permanent glued-on type. And not knowing the danger, Sarah entered the house behind him then led Laurence through a small foyer.
SARAH
This is your living room....
LAURENCE
(Thought) All I have to remember is Sarah Martin is not a meal, she is my Realtor!
(Spoken) I like the cove ceiling, but all the original molding is hidden under that sloppy paint job.
Immortal House our three episode Halloween special , staring Ken Carlson as the vampire and first time home buyer, Laurence, Amy Riddle as Sarah the human realtor and me, Elizabeth Guizzetti as your narrator, the vampire, Loretta. It begins on October 1st for Patreons, and October 10th for everyone!
Catch it on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Buzzsprout or your favorite podcatcher!
And if any listener or beloved initiates have questions about vampirism or Laurence’s journey, please message me on the pateron or send an email to info@paperflowerconsortium.com and if I believe that others have the same concerns and questions, I may read it on the air after the third episode and answer it from a coven vampire’s point of view. Hope to hear from you soon.