The Old Kids Movies
Revisit millennial kids movies! Trevor Howell and AJ Beltis recount the popular, obscure, and forgotten movies of our childhood, asking ourselves if the movie still holds up, what it would take to release the movie today, and look at where the stars are now.
Episodes
174 episodes
Christmas with the Kranks
Merry Christmas! For its 20th anniversary, we have one of our most heated discussions on record on 2004's Christmas with the Kranks. AJ and Trevor tap into why this critically maligned Christmas film has since gotten reappraisal – and ...
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Season 5
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Episode 23
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1:23:30
Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas
It's Christmastime, and what better way to capture the joy of millennial Christmas joy than with Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas? We recap the events of this Disney anthology, rank them, and talk about the comfort they brought us as we gear up f...
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Season 5
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Episode 22
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1:09:30
The Wizard of Oz
As we celebrate the 150th main feed episode of The Old Kids Movies and celebrate Thanksgiving, we're talking about one of the oldest kids movies ever made – and it's wicked awesome. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in the 90s...
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Season 5
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Episode 21
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1:19:48
My Date With the President's Daughter
Tune into our thorough analysis of the 2024 election, as well as to hear who we supported this year!Just kidding. We just talk about a fun kids movie from the 90s. We hope you can find some enjoyment in some throwback discus...
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Season 5
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Episode 20
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1:14:47
Beetlejuice
Happy Halloween! To celebrate, we're talking about one of the most unique supernatural movies ever made – Beetlejuice! Plus, since it's a special occasion, we're joined by Trevor's girlfriend, Amanda Garcia, to have one guest for each number of...
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Season 5
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Episode 19
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1:29:00
Don't Look Under the Bed
Spooky Season is upon us!1999's Don't Look Under the Bed is celebrating its 25th anniversary. To commemorate the scariest – and arguably most controversial – DCOM, we break down the pros and cons of the scares, world-building, ...
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Season 5
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Episode 18
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1:14:59
Shark Tale
20 years of Shark Tale! Check out our discussion on this manic (but oddly progressive?) Will Smith animated movie.Sign up for our Patreon for bonus episodes, shoutouts in our shows,...
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Season 5
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Episode 17
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1:04:41
Smart House
Many people consider 1999's Smart House to be the best DCOM of all time. These people are wrong. Sign up for our Patreon for bonus episodes, shoutouts in our shows, occasional early...
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Season 5
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Episode 16
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1:07:14
The Princess Diaries
Miracles do happen! It took us nearly 150 episodes, but we're finally talking about The Princess Diaries. AJ and Trevor discuss this 2001 teen comedy, highlighting the charm of its two leads and debating whether or not the film lived u...
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Season 5
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Episode 15
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1:19:56
Blank Check
If you had a million dollars, would you put it towards a movie better than this one?This episode, we're revisiting 1994's Blank Check for its 30th anniversary. Trevor hated it, but AJ was surprised by how much he enjoyed it. Check out o...
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Season 5
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Episode 14
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1:16:59
Spider-Man 2
A kids movie? Tell that to the hospital scene!This episode, we break down one of Trevor's all-time favorites – 2004's Spider-Man 2! Take Mister Aziz's advice and gooooo listen to our discussion ab...
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Season 5
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Episode 13
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1:14:30
RV
Happy Fourth of July! We're hitting the road for Independence Day with our big ol' rolling turd to discuss RV! Buckle up as we discuss a seven-minute poop sequence, the unearned ending, and whether or not Robin Williams saved the movie.
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Season 5
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Episode 12
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1:08:56
United States Movie Draft, Part 2 (Patreon Preview)
We're picking things up where we left off with a follow-up to our 2023 United States Movie Draft! As we gear up f...
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The Lion King
Celebrating its 30th anniversary, The Lion King is arguably the crowning achievement in Disney's Renaissance Era. We discuss the music, characters, wonderful animation, and how this movie's Best Original Score win messed up the Oscars ...
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Season 5
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Episode 11
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1:08:00
Napoleon Dynamite
Anyone who likes this movie is a freakin' idiot! At least that's AJ's hot take of the month. Trevor, meanwhile, sees this one as a masterpiece – as so many do. Whether you're a hater or a lover, our episode on Napoleon Dynamite should be a good...
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Season 5
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Episode 10
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1:10:16
Teen Movie Draft (Patreon Preview)
It's a battle for the best teen movies ever! AJ, Trevor, and guest TJ Ruesch go to war to build the best roster of teen movies, from American Graffiti, to Scream, to Lady Bird, and all the high school comedies in between.
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Season 5
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Episode 9
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1:17:30
Angels in the Outfield
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Season 5
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Episode 8
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1:10:52
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Patreon Preview)
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21:48
Catch That Kid
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Season 5
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Episode 7
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1:07:52
Galaxy Quest
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Season 5
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Episode 6
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1:11:15
Chef (Patreon Preview)
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23:10
P.U.N.K.S.
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Season 5
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Episode 5
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1:15:39