EPISODE 165 – MINISODE: MOVIES THAT MADE US Ashley brings us some Brett Goldstein-style questions to give some structure to this week’s minisode. The results? We think the runtime speaks for itself. FOLLOW ...

EPISODE 164 – THE ROAD TO EL DORADO “[lute-playing intensifies]” This week, Ashley insults our new sponsor; Brandon drinks the seawater; Chris goes full-tilt “aliens”; and Brian shares his armadillo theory....

EPISODE 163 – MINISODE: SLEEPOVER MOVIES On this week’s minisode, we ask the important questions: What is a sleepover movie? How many previous episodes can Brian plug? Will we discuss everything except the episode topic?<...

EPISODE 162 – BUSHWHACKED “My fourth note is ‘I want this man dead.’” Brandon’s threat has finally come true—we’re talking Bushwhacked! This week, Ashley expects a different movie; Brian rants abou...

EPISODE 161 – MINISODE: THE OSCARS It’s our totally-on-time Oscars chat! Bear witness to our hot takes that aged like milk! Evaluate our proposed new categories! Marvel at our inability to open an episode! No matter what awar...

EPISODE 160 – MAJOR PAYNE “Cadet Kelly would never!” We kick off our next slate of movies with a charming family film about a sociopath torturing children! This week, Ashley remembers Fresh Pri...

EPISODE 159 – MINISODE: THE STATE OF TV The gang’s all here for our second minisode to discuss: What are we watching? What did we watch? What changed about what we watch? What the hell is frying Brian’s brain? 

EPISODE 158 – IDLE HANDS “This is horror [citation needed] comedy [citation needed].” Finally wrapping up Ashley Scared Stupid 2023, slightly late! This week, Ashley hates everyone; Chris is ingenuitive; Br...

EPISODE 157 – MINISODE: VHS NOSTALGIA When Ashley’s away, the Fartasses will play—with a new idea! In the first of our off-and-on minisodes, we celebrate Chris’s recent unexpected boon by remembering our VHS days. 

EPISODE 156 – SUPER MARIO BROS. (1993) “Ah yes, this classic father-son duo, Mario and Luigi!” We’re back for real this time, and we’ve brought a watch-along episode! This week, Chris explains Italian Seduc...

EPISODE 155 – THAT THING YOU DO! “You know who’s got things? The Devil! And he uses them for doin’!” Huzzah, we technically did Musical May! This week, Ashley’s best friend is Tom Hanks; Chris stumbles into...

EPISODE 154 – WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY “All right, looking at the timestamp, it’s 41:41 and Brandon has given up.” We’re back, baby (sort of)! After all these months away, we needed to get back togeth...

EPISODE 153 – ODD THOMAS “It’s a Koontz!” “The man most famous for not being Stephen King!” This week, Ashley comes pre-Scared Stupid; Brandon learns the true meaning of New Year’s Eve; Chris is a ribcage m...

EPISODE 152 – FREDDY VS. JASON “Everybody in this movie is an off-brand of somebody.” This week, Brandon accurately (and inaccurately) describes a hit Broadway musical; Brian builds the ultimate VS.

EPISODE 151 – SHAUN OF THE DEAD “It’s The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly rules of ‘Things don’t exist if they’re out of frame.’” “That’s why I keep all my bills in a drawer.” Kicking off season 5 with...

EPISODE 150 – CASPER “It was heartbreaking to realize that maybe my soul mate was already dead.” Our 150th episode AND our season finale! This week, Chris has questions about the Ghostbusters canon...

EPISODE 149 – MOUSEHUNT “Okay, this movie so far rules. As long as no more movie happens, it’s perfect.” Another Fartass Special! This week, Brandon comes in hot; Brian launches Kangaroo Jack Chat;...

EPISODE 148 – THE WIZARD “Can we please just sit down and have fun when everything’s falling apart?” This week, Brandon tries to corral the tech-illiterate; Brian unveils the film transition spectrum; Chris...

EPISODE 147 – EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (2006) “Guys, someone needs to cancel our podcast.” This week, Brandon explains his Dane Cook aversion; Ashley goes to weird places for hot guys; Brian explains the age-o...

EPISODE 146 – THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES EDITOR’S NOTE: This is not a commentary track—edits have been made that will not sync up with the film. “Every week is another layer of the onion of the ways that evang...

EPISODE 145 – BORDELLO OF BLOOD “We got a heist, it’s gonna require 7.2 billion people to pull off—we’re robbing one dude!” Ashley will be back next week, we promise! This week, Brandon pitches his Tale...

EPISODE 144 – THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE “I forgot how much nudity is in this movie.” No Ashley for this manly episode! This week, Brandon reviews Nutella; Chris is a reliable shower buddy; and Brian p...

EPISODE 143 – GOOD BURGER “Ed is the wingman energy I need, but Ed has the flirting energy I have.” This week, Chris is the perfect goon; Brandon explains Sinbad’s game; Brian explains his game; and Ashley ...

EPISODE 142 – SUPERSTAR (1999) “What’s the funniest name we can get? Mary Katherine Gallagher is pretty good.” “Condolences to Kathryn Gallagher—Tony nominee.” Ashley’s finally home, so we recorded in-perso...

EPISODE 141 – MOTHER GOOSE ROCK ‘N’ RHYME “Why are you making us look fondly on Bugsy Malone, Chris?!” At least Ashley didn’t have to deal with this one! This week, Chris halts the theme music; Bri...