Strippers in the Attic
Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at a strip club? How it feels for a new girl to audition? Why dancers need pleasers and punters have nicknames? What the difference is between a whale and a captain save-a-ho? London based strippers Buffy and Heaven tell you what strippers really think, having worked together from the East End to Las Vegas. They share riotous stories of friendship, cautionary tales of misbehaviour and accounts of the unexpected from the heart of the VIP room - all delivered with humour and affection. It’s not a job for everyone, but leave your preconceptions at the door. Whatever you think you know about strippers is probably wrong. A podcast for seasoned professionals and strip club virgins alike.
Episodes
52 episodes
Applying all We Have Learned: The Science of Stripping
Buffy and Heaven research the Stripper version of the Unified Field Theory – applying the science to life after stripping. What else can stretch the body and the brain as much as a busy Saturday night in the club? Fortunately, we discover how s...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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37:28
Making Money from the Moon: The Science of Stripping
Heaven wrestles the curse of the full moon and the mystery of the missing green Croc. Buffy channels Carrie without the killing and investigates the secret of the Mooncup. Plus, our lascivious lab techs study the science of cycles thanks to the...
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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38:18
The Power of Ho Ho Ho Science: The Science of Stripping
Our post-grad bad girls slip on their lab coats – you should see them in lab coats – and apply their Bunsen burner to strong men’s dreams. This week they apply the Myers Briggs test to explain stripper archetypes. Understand uber stripper Chels...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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39:44
How to upgrade your VIP: The Science of Stripping
More ho science from SITA Labs, with tips and tricks on working the private dance. Our girls love the stage but the VIP’s where they make their money, although Buffy’s metaverse earnings multiplier is not advised unless you’re true ninja level....
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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41:26
Vamping in the VIP: The Science of Stripping Season
What goes in the VIP stays in the VIP. Until now. Buffy and Heaven invite you to spend 45 mins in the holy of holies with them and, just this once, you don’t have to pay up front. They explain how to shake your money maker and ensure you make y...
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44:16
Mindgames and money: The Science of Stripping Season
Buffy and Heaven, everyone’s favourite dancing duo, explore the psychological manipulation that strippers deploy – sometimes accidentally – to part gentleman from their cash. It has very little to do with how you look and everything to do with ...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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40:58
Stripping on Stage – an Expert’s Guide
Our heroes left the Attic when lockdown lifted and are back where they belong – in the club, working the VIP and bringing joy to an uncertain world. But it all starts on stage… whether it’s a lure for private dances, a dollar bill scrapping ear...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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1:01:44
Who’s the Stripper Daddy?
How did Buffy get to be so Buffy? How do you make that woman? We track down Poppa Buffy and within seconds find out. From tales of nuns, morphine and the most unlikely midnight visitation to Miles Davies to gangsters to… honestly, his life make...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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48:48
Strippers, drugs & rock n' roll
Yeah, this one comes with a trigger warning. Three trigger warnings, to be precise. But, if you’ve listened to any previous episodes you know the kind of thrills our duo trigger. Let’s just point out that ‘dry humping my ankle’, ‘hairy asshole’...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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41:21
Sunset Strip- end of an era
Tragic stripper news - Heaven's first ever club and Soho's final strip club Sunset Strip is closing down after over 70 years in business. Join us February 15th 2023 in saying goodbye to t...
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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1:26
Be My Stripper Valentine
St Valentine was beaten to death with clubs for trying to convert the emperor so we celebrate his death with flowers and chocolates, obvs. You might not believe it, but a strip club can be very romantic. Maybe not for a first date, Travis Bickl...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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43:58
Why strippers are the best friends
Rhianna steal your style? A stripper has your back. Need to change your life up? A stripper knows the advice. Another epic work fail? A stripper’s got the work around. To prove the point our heroes reminisce with Frankie, the Ninja Stripper Que...
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38:04
Miami Vice - a Stripper Story
Strip clubs in Miami are a little different. Tootsie’s Cabaret is a 74,000 square foot two storey behemoth where Drake likes a shoulder rub. E11even (that’s eleven if you don’t speak Miami) was the first to accept bitcoin, has its own penthouse...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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51:30
Inside the Strip Club Changing Room
Our heroes set out to explore the holy of holies, the favourite flava, the inner sanctum of the strip club – the changing room. On the way they’re knocked off course by a billionaire at a sex party but settle down to celebrate the United Nation...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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47:14
Models vs strippers
Both parade on a stage wearing very few clothes. Both entertain older men in private rooms. One does so for no money at the instruction of agencies who exploit them. The other controls their earnings and the men they work with keep them safe. G...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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40:50
Stripper Truth 1: the New Year New You industry
January is pulling on its fishnets again and people are throwing around resolutions like dollar bills in a Miami strip bar. Should you reinvent yourself or are you perfect as you are? Buffy and Heaven think both are toxic. There’s no ideal shap...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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39:44
SITA on Tour: the anti-climax
Our heroes are back home leaving broken hearts and empty wallets across the Fringe. A brief reflection on what we’ve learned plus news of season three. Season three, you beautiful freaks, imagine that… And we’ve hit 100,000 downloads thanks to ...
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Season 2
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Episode 22
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6:16
SITA on Tour: Mary Beth Barone, why comics would make great strippers
US stand up Mary Beth Barone swaps tales with Buffy of America’s weird teen modelling schools – our girl took part in some weird stuff long before this podcast - while Heaven reveals her f...
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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34:10
SITA on Tour: Jordan Gray, boobies and Batman
Heaven and Buffy explore Edinburgh’s Pubic Triangle of strip clubs and fall in love with Jordan Gray, who’s tearing the Edinburgh Fringe a new one with a happy finish that you wouldn’t bel...
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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38:24
SITA on Tour: little north London legend Grace Campbell
Could Buffy and Heaven have met their match? Could there be someone as filthy, funny and fearless as the Queens of ‘Casting? Well… possibly. Grace Campbell brings her A game to the quick...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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39:22
SITA on Tour: Sexy Positive Comedy vs Sex Positive Stripping
Our Strippers leave the Attic and head out on tour to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, to find the strippers best friend – comedians. From working vaudeville shows to the birth of alternative comedy in the Raymond Revue bar the professions have a...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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13:14
In the VIP with LADBible
Buffy and Heaven have been repping for strippers in the media almost since we launched. Big shout out to all our fans at the BBC, Grazia, the Times, the Guardian… and a big hello to Catherine Sloan! We could go on, but stripper skill number thr...
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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41:50
SITA Legends 1: Rose Wood
Buffy and Heaven welcome artist, activist and all round outrager Rose Wood, a child of the civil rights era with a life story that includes rooming in t...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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1:18:42
Mum, I'm a Stripper!
At some point every stripper gets asked – does your mother know? For our girls, damn right they do. With UK Mother’s Day upon us, we issued Mommy Buffy and Mummy Heaven with stripper names – first pet and first street lived on - and asked them ...
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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42:02
The real Magic Mike pt 2 – Tarzan
Tarzan from the original London cast of Magic Mike almost shocks the unshockable Buffy and Heaven describing the scratching, grabbing, stamping and even biting right through his clothing that happened every night when the female audience got ov...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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46:56