Hell or High Ranch Water
Your weekly dose of life adventures, from wild successes to total dumpster fires. Come along for the ride as two badass boss babes and hilarious best friends, Allison and Lila, share tales of ruthless execution and epic failure across all aspects of their outrageous lives. This ain’t your average momcast.
Episodes
38 episodes
37 | Low-Tech Redneck
Allison learns about hearing aids that connect to bluetooth and hurricane-free Aruba. Lila insists on her identity as a low-tech redneck and remembers adventures slightly differently than Allison does.
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Season 4
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Episode 37
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28:23
36 | Smell the Ski Gear
Lila is live from the Aspen Ideas Festival, where Chad is living his best life. Allison shares her favorite appetizer recipe, why she can't hold a grudge, and her best guess as to where the next Aspen will be.
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Season 4
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Episode 36
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17:59
35 | T.W.A.T.
Allison and Lila return after a long hiatus with a new format. While much has changed, the banter remains the same. The girls are still licking doorknobs, fishing and executing ruthlessly during these wild times.
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Season 4
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Episode 35
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20:37
34 | Project Cold Yolks
Lila and Allison kick off 2022 together with a visit to the happiest place on earth. Lila opens up about egg freezing and Allison asks some hard questions as the girls dive into a topic people don't always talk about.
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Season 2
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Episode 34
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46:59
33 | Risky Business
The girls debate the merits of a healthy appetite for risk and announce a big shift in the podcast for 2022. Hint: risk meets topics. Lila shares the rules for when you say cheers, and Allison teaches Lila the joy of a same-side high five. ...
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Season 2
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Episode 33
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38:07
32 | No Plan Survives
In this episode on planning, Allison tells of a Halloween party gone off the rails and Lila discusses her rough landing in the wild world of tech. They debate the merits of making plans, the value of changing plans, and the magic of angle-chang...
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Season 2
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Episode 32
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50:15
31 | No Fear
Lila and Allison wrap their series on wasted emotion with a conversation about fear. Lila experiments with alternative medicine and the girls share the biggest risks they aren't taking.
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Season 2
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Episode 31
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44:52
30 | Not Guilty
In their second episode on wasted emotion, the girls reveal some of their guiltiest moments and decide whether they'd like to find out if their spouses are cheating.
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Season 2
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Episode 30
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32:41
29 | No Regrets
The girls kick off a series on wasted emotions, starting with Regret. Allison discusses her love of Hamlet and Lila reveals a new approach to setbacks of all kinds.
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Season 2
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Episode 29
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37:36
28 | The Reception
Allison and Lila defend an environmentally unfriendly decision and debrief an epic party weekend.
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51:16
27 | Trust No One
The girls introduce the concept of a PFL while explaining the dangers of blind trust in some of our most "trusted" people and institutions.
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Season 2
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Episode 27
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36:36
26.5 | Too Hot to Fish, Too Hot to Golf
In this unfinished attempt at episode 27, Lila and Allison tell stories of golfing and fishing on Allison's would-be honeymoon.
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Season 2
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Episode 26
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22:31
26 | Merry and Married
Allison plans a wedding on three days' notice, and the girls plan for a food shortage that may never happen. Lila celebrates the nuptials by spraying red wine and crashes Allison's honeymoon hours later.
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Season 2
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Episode 26
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43:31
25 | Otherwise Engaged
The girls kick off Season 2 with a series of episodes filling you in on everything you missed over the summer. Lila celebrates another trip around the sun and makes a decision that will change her life forever.
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Season 2
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Episode 25
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44:18
24 | School's Out For Summer
The gruesome twosome make a big announcement. Allison shares her bed with an unwelcome guest and Lila finally learns how to use Snapchat.
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Episode 24
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28:04
23 | On the Hunt Again
Allison discovers a sleep tracker that doesn't require any special devices and learns that her favorite beverage is less toxic than before. Lila tells the tale of yet another wild hunting adventure.
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Episode 23
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47:34
22 | Mindset of Abundance
Lila and Allison recap the series of unfortunate events that began on the previous episode. Allison discusses her love for Las Vegas and makes the case for a unique approach in Sin City. Lila explains why winning isn't everything; it's the only...
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41:05
21 | Attitude of Gratitude
Lila experiences an evening worthy of Forrest Gump lore. The girls share their mutual gratitude for unorthodox bathroom pit stops.
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39:57
19 | Focus
Allison and Lila focus on another superpower... focus. Lila hires a homeless man to teach her how to play the harmonica. Allison discusses her love of pomodoros and skipping children’s birthday parties.
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Episode 19
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39:20
18 | Just For Fun
The girls kick off a series on superpowers with an unexpected favorite. Lila tells of golfing with Kevin Costner and Allison reveals the anecdote to fears of all kinds.
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Episode 18
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40:20
17 | Knife at a Hog Fight
To one-up Allison's fishing adventure, Lila returns to Dallas with tales of hand-to-hand combat against a wild hog. While Lila can't answer all of Allison's questions about hog castration, she reveals that she received explicit content via a wo...
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Episode 17
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42:21
20 | Know Thyself
Allison and Lila discuss magical air travel and level up with Mario Kart transportation. Meanwhile, Allison's teenaged son mocks the podcast duo more than usual.
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Episode 20
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38:42
16 | Hello From The Inside
In the final episode from their series on environments, the girls talk about the one environment that stays with you always. Allison recounts the tale of an epic fish fight that could have pulled Lila out of the boat. Lila tells of her broken b...
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