Soft but makes other things weak. Nolan in a nutshell.

Nolan solves world hunger, by world hunger he means that he was hungry... for jolly ranchers. then se ate jolly ranchers there by solving world hunger

Yea, take that Taylor, Nolan could take you in an Ave Maria competition any day. Help could sell more tickets to a concert than you. 

Nazi elves kill gingers. Bye-Bye mimi

As grown men hug with balls between their legs, Nolan and his feature describe how they sport.