Cinema Guano
Cinema Guano, the movie podcast where all the films are bat poop crazy.
Episodes
43 episodes
Life form, yes. Intelligent, no
Surprise! We're back! A little of what's being going on (you'll hear more in the episode). Over the summer, one of our beloved meowscots, Memphis passed away after a prolonged stint in the hospital and it really hit me. Hard. It's been difficul...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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1:26:40
Season 3, Episode 5: #TimeTwins
We're back! After bouts with covid, extended food poisoning and (post recording) a car wreck that totaled Crysta's vehicle, we're finally able to release some new material. This week, we screen one of Greg's favorite 80's throwbacks, "Big...
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1:50:28
Season 3, Episode 4: Born in the Gutter, End Up in the Port
In this week's date night episode, we screen City of Lost Children (1995) and name check Pushing Up Roses multiple times (janky Dorito eyes)! We really need her to do a tie in review of the video game adaptation of this one.&...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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1:23:10
Season 3, Episode 3: Christmas Special!
Happy Holidays! This year we screen the 1996 made for TV movie The Munsters Scary Little Christmas with special guests Kay Gray and Aaron Isett! Its sure to be creepy holiday fun (in more ways than one, trust us).
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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1:28:36
Season 3, Episode 2: Big Klown Energy
This week, we screen the cult classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) with special guests, Neighborhood Theater Group stage manager Dawn Petersonk and ensemble member Maegan Murphy in the most fun episode we've recorde...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:42:35
Season 3, Episode 1: Getting Your Money's Worth
Season 3 finds us divided on 2018's Book of Monsters with returning guests, Kay Gray and Aaron Isett!
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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47:57
Season 2, Episode 12: You Are Officially On Staff
In the season 2 finale, we screen the 2021 Nicholas Cage vehicle, Willy's Wonderland with live human guests Josh Hamilton and Adam Sommerfield and many visits from meowscot Tully (she's responsible for any "boing" sounds you may hear t...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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1:29:46
Season 2, Episode 11: Transitions
We're back! This week, we're screening 2020's "Ten Minutes to Midnight." You can watch the film for free on Tubi! Watch Ten Minutes to Midnight (2021) - Free Mo...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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1:50:24
Season 2, Episode 10: It Only Gets Big When You Need It
This week we screen 2007's "Big Man Japan" and have an intense discussion about Japanese comedy! You can watch the film free on Tubi. Watch Big Man Japan (2009) - Free Mov...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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1:52:01
Season 2, Episode 8: The Short Film Special
This week we're talking short films with Un Chien Andalou (1929) and The Sheol Express (2011).
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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1:58:16
Season 2, Episode 7: Did I Miss the Kumbaya Circle?
New year, new episode! We're screening 2015's "The Final Girls," possibly the first film Greg has ACTIVELY endorsed on the show!
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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2:00:09
Season 2 Episode 7: We Help Each Other
This week we close out 2020 in the only way we can, with the zombie Christmas musical Anna and the Apocalypse!
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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1:47:03
Season 2, Episode 6: In a World Where Man Serves Ant
This week, we screen 1974's "Phase IV," the one and only directing credit of graphic design legend Saul Bass.
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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1:50:34
Season 2, Episode 5: HAGRID NOOOOOO!
This week, we watch Krull (1983) with special guest, Adam Somerfield! A note on the episode, we tried recording a guest long distance for the first time via Discord and Craig and, while we picked Adam up just fine, there w...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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2:10:31
Season 2 Episode 4: This Is My Gnome-stick!
Quarantine episodes continue with the long anticipated Turbo Kid! Will it be everything we've heard? (Hint, probably not so much).
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:05:57
Season 2, Episode 3: Where's That Beard At?
This week, we screen 2017's "Dave Made A Maze" in our shelter in place episode. We hope that everyone is doing well right now and look forward to getting having guest hosts again asap. In the meantime, you can watch "Dave Made a Maze" for free ...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:31:51
Season 2 Episode 2: I'm Not Your Master, You're My Wife
Hope everyone's surviving their their quantines. This (pre-recorded) week, we screen Transylvania 6-5000 with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett!
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:20:16
Season 2 - Episode 1: PUT THE MASK ON NOW
Season two starts with the 1961 Canadian horror film, The Mask!
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:21:48
Episode 25: From The Land of the Original Santa Claus
In this week's date night episode, we screen "Rare Exports: A Cristmas Tale" (2010), the final episode of Cinema Guano season 1!.
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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1:15:01
Episode 24: I Was Kind of Surprised by the Lack of Cannibalism
Episode 24 is live! This week, we screen Happiness of the Katakuris (2001) with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett!
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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1:44:31
Episode 23: A Five Year Old on Pixie Sticks
This week we screen House II: The Second Story (1987) with special guests Maegan Murphy and Aaron Dean!
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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1:59:42
Episode 22: Time For a Little Robot Chauvinism
This week we screen Starcrash (1978) with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett.
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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1:09:32
Episode 21: Are You Eating It, Or Is It Eating You?
Part II of The Stuff featuring special guests Josh Hamilton and Aaron Dean.
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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49:00
Episode 20: Enough is Never Enough
In our first two part episode, we screen The Stuff (1985) with special guests Aaron Dean and Josh Hamilton
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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1:06:12
Episode 19: In The Heart, In The Heart
This week, we watch the final film from Vestron Pictures "Sundown: The Vampire In Retreat" featuring newly married guests, Kim Gray and Aaron Isett! Unfortunately we had a little audio difficult this week so please, forgive our rou...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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1:17:47