Criminal Cats, Penis Plants, and Fake Snakes

Cats are being locked down in a town in Germany because they like to eat endangered birds. At last, we have located the species responsible for environmental problems. Good thing we know where the fault lies! 
https://boingboing.net/2022/05/23/cats-put-on-lockdown-in-germany.html

 Child abductors beware, you may be exposed to salty language during the commission of your crimes.
https://nypost.com/2022/05/13/the-ultimate-kids-safety-hack-involves-a-lot-of-curse-words/

Penis Plant Plucking Poor Proposition
https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked

Shocking new compelling Bigfoot photos! He's posting selfies on Twitter and his duck face is Amazing!
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/experts-analyze-new-bigfoot-footage/

Florida Woman Uses Diabolical "Fake Snake" Escape Plan
https://fox59.com/news/national-world/florida-woman-arrested-accused-of-throwing-rubber-snake-at-deputy-following-chase/

Kiss a Catfish in Virtual Reality
https://interestingengineering.com/virtual-reality-kissing-haptics

Did Arianna Grande make out with Osama Bin Laden?
https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-does-photo-show-ariana-grande-kissing-osama-bin-laden-1706884