The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast
The most entertaining news stories aren't always on page one, and there's a good chance you missed the best of the best. The Liquored Up Low Down collects the finest obscure news stories, steeps them in alcohol, and passes them on to you, so you can stay informed and up to date on the most useless current events of the week.The cocktails are mixed and the Low Down is about to begin!
Episodes
48 episodes
The 12 Year-Old Assassin, The Liquid Nitrogen Dare, Not a Thief: A Teleporter, Time to Smell the Donuts, There is One AI Not Good at Capitalism
Belligerent tidings!The Drink:Egg Nog and Rum (or whatever you like), equal parts.The 12 Year Old Assassin:https://www.daily...
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Season 1
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Episode 48
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51:04
The Self Proclaimed Smartest Man in the World, It's Doubtful This Scam Will Work, Crypto Key Holder Had ONE JOB, Taylor the Wolf D.N.G.A.F
The Drink:Stout Beer!The Stories:This Guy Proclaims He's Smart: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/im-worlds-...
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Season 1
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Episode 47
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48:36
I Stole This Bus to Make All the Normal Stops, This Freaking Guy, ChatGPT Invents Math, The Manchurian Preschooler, Did You Know Ultra-Processed Food Will Kill You?
We're not getting any sponsorships from sharks in this episode!The Drink: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/the-paper-plane/3/4 ounce bourbon3/4 ounce...
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Season 1
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Episode 46
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50:00
The Urso-Japanese War, The Fedora (Not Florida) Man at the Louvre, Rare Halloocination, Bryan Gives a Tutorial on Whip-its, There is One Kardashian Who Can't Lawyer
This one went long, but we cut it back to include the best stuff - we hope you enjoy!The Drink:The drink: The French Martini2 ounces vodka1/4...
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Season 1
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Episode 45
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54:09
The Human Butt is a Miracle, Wow That is a lot of Porn, The Smart Bed that isn't Smart at All, Tom is Very Very Old, Conspiracies are Widespread Because Internet
Tom is old!The Drink - The Dixie Dew:1 2⁄3 oz | Bourbon whiskey1⁄3 oz |
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Season 1
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Episode 44
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50:33
The Great Kindergarten Guilt Trip, There is No Way She Went 10 Years Without . . . , We Rid America of the Political Divide, Tom Wins at Trivia x 2!
This one went a bit long because we had two Q and A bits that we couldn't cut and they won't disappoint!The Drink:The Oaxaca Old Fashioned: https://www.liquor.com...
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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58:05
Prepare for RaptureTok, Billboards from a Lisa, Tom and Bryan's Music Podcast, Reese's Pumpkin Fleshlights
A very special Birthday episode for Bryan.The Drink: The ChurchillThe Stories:Now you are prepared:
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49:28
The Great Slug Chase, How (Not) to Be a Drug Mule, "Beer Run Ken": Crying Kids Sold Separately, Scam From Outer Space
Gen X is awesome!The Drink - The Gin Fizz:https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gin-fizz/The Stories:The Great Slug Chase:
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Season 1
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Episode 41
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49:08
Justin Bieber (Not) in the House, Hooters Just Needs Better Butter, The DA and the Drug Dealer, I Will Have 18,000 Cups of Water Please
Bryan does a next-level accent in this one!The Stories:Not Justin Bieber:https://www....
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Season 1
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Episode 40
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50:31
The French Know How to Mourn, Diving Deep Into Douchbro Culture, A Treatise on Hooters, Turns Out Tom and Bryan Are More Evolved
There's a nice out-take in here you don't want to miss!Stories:Tomb of the Unknown Cigarette Lighter:...
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Season 1
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Episode 39
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48:25
I'm Suing . . . Coldplay?, Serial Butt-sniffing is a Thing, A Cat Knows His Gucci, Exaggerated Numbers Going Down Doesn't Work Because Math
The Drink:Beer from your local Brewery.The Tea App in Two Parts:Part 1: https://www.nbcnews.c...
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Season 1
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Episode 38
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54:19
The Time Travel Love Triangle, Man Moves to Russia for Freedom, Tom's Epic Rant, (Not) Everyone's Favorite MILF
In this episode, Tom goes on an epic rant that made editing harder for Bryan, but the final product is, we hope, quite funny.The B and B (Brandy or Bourbon and Benedictine):
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55:42
A Bed That's Also a Tank, A Felon Reports His Own Felony and Commits Another Felony, A Hospital That's Also a Waterpark
The Drink:The Fitzgerald: https://www.foodandwine.com/fitzgerald-cocktail-recipe-8692781The Stories:TSA urges people to stop tryin...
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Season 1
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Episode 36
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57:07
DJ Can Collector, Wedding Guns and Lambos, Amazon's Peeing Robots, Louisiana Bans Chemtrails
We list off some of the worst songs ever. Later, Bryan does one of his impressions!The Drink: The Piña Colada1/2 medium lime1/2 cups frozen pineapple chunks (about 2 1/2 ounces)3 ounces well-stirred coconut ...
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Season 1
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Episode 35
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49:16
Read the ChatGPTLeaves, Man Really Loves Lowe's Sheds, New Orleans Escape ROFLCOPTER
This episode is packed with song and dance and Jell-O shots. We have animal stories, and Bryan talks about his disdain for pickles.The Drink: The Long Island Iced Tea½ fluid ounce vodka½ fluid ounce rum<...
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Season 1
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Episode 34
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55:01
The Canadian Parking Garage Fiasco, The (Florida) Man With Three Wives, Your Grandpas Pokemon Cards
It's a good thing our mics stifle laughter. Hopefully it's contagious and you laugh with us. Bryan gets really drunk due to a risky cocktails substitution.The Drink:
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Season 1
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Episode 33
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50:42
Incels and Migrant Wives, The Staten Island Sex Toy Fire, Emotional Support Tigers
This week is LULDian to the max: Arson, Tigers, Sex Toys, Boobs and Cats.The Drink: The Negronihttps://www.liquor.com/recipes/negroni/World's First Sperm Race:
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Season 1
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Episode 32
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57:18
Police Chief Shenanigans Go Too Far, First Date Fiasco, Alien Invasion List Make Sense . . . Unless You've Seen the Movie Predator
Our best episode since the break!The Drink: The White Russianhttps://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222900/white-russian-cocktail/Police Chief Bob Far...
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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53:45
Vape or Your Tamagotchi Will Die, There's a Turtle In My Pants, The Dough Ball Anti-Theft Fashion Accessory
This one has everything, Vape-agotchis, WTF Texas?, And Dough Ball Clusches.The Drink: The Gin and Tonichttps://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/49355/gin-and-tonic/<...
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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53:20
Yes We Have No Gorillas, Could You Please Pass Those Diamonds, Measuring the Resting Bitch Face . . . of Cats
Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those': https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/14/Virginia-Zoo-escaped-gori...
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Episode 29
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42:50
HashtagDroppingThingsOnYourFoot, Valentine's Murder "in Paris" Kinda, Burning Loins (of a Sex Doll)
#DroppingThingsOnYourFoothttps://www.heraldscotland.com/news/national/24956420.tiktokers-dropping-heavy-ob...
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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45:35
The End Is Nigh (According to AI), That's a Lovely Lake of Death You Have There, That's a Spicy (Stolen) Meatball
The end is nigh, according to AI:https://www.ladbible.com/news/world-news/scientists-computer-modelling-technolo...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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48:51
Cholesterol is Not Your Friend, Literal Liar Whose Pants are On Fire, 'G-night Mumsie!'
Cholesterol is a bitch:https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-eating-6-9-pounds-butter-cheese-day-develops-cho...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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53:53
Fascist Falconer Fired for Phallus, The Great Bear Insurance Scam, Safe Pooping in the Mosh Pit
The drink:The Gimlet: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gimlet/Bears and Rolls Royces and Mercedeses, oh my!https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/14/california-bear-costume-car-insurance-fraudFlorida man has secret...
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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1:02:45