Death of a Fart Commander, Axes and Alcohol, and Rover the Alligator

Perhaps there really was an Israeli Mossad Commander whose name translates to "Made A Fart" and he got into military operations because high school was so terribly, terribly hard for him.
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-709031
Axes! Coming to a bar near you!
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/state-votes-allow-axe-throwing-businesses-with-liquor-licenses/YKWBQXOD7FG3RLH2YXHFZUNW6Q/
Be careful. My dog bites because my dog is an alligator.
https://www.fieldandstream.com/survival/florida-man-bitten-alligator-mistook-dog/
Does your auto insurance cover you for poor sexual decisions?
https://www.npr.org/2022/06/10/1104134521/geico-lawsuit-std-hpv-insurance-car
Penis Man. The voice of the people with very little to say.
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-arrested-arizona-penis-man-claims-there-are-more-penis-men-20200128-uet57r6egrhfhiaontvnllwv3m-story.html
You know there's a driving school out there somewhere that will teach you how to safely have sex in a moving vehicle.
https://jalopnik.com/naked-florida-couple-crashes-into-fedex-truck-while-doi-1849023272
If you have to rob ATMs, you're probably not a very successful rapper.
https://nypost.com/2022/06/10/texas-rapper-ladesion-riley-arrested-for-robbing-atm-in-nashville/

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