The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

Astronaut Poop, Suicide Pods, PhD Witches, and Getting Shot in the Vagina

The Liquored Up Low Down Season 1 Episode 1

We ask many drunken questions in our very first episode: What do astronauts do when their toilet breaks? WTF is a Suicide Pod? Does Yale offer a program for getting a PhD in Life Coaching? What kind of reconstructive surgery is involved with a gunshot wound to the Vagina? Can you fake getting a COVID vaccine by wearing 2 fake arms? Join us for some great topics you can use to make people laugh at parties.

The Drink:

The Liquored Up Low Down Holiday Drink:
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Creme de Menthe
2 oz Heavy Cream

News Stories from This Episode:

SpaceX Astronauts Have to Use Diapers:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/08/science/spacex-diapers-toilet.html

Switzerland Approves 3D Printed Suicide Pods:
https://www.oddee.com/switzerland-approves-3d-printed-suicide-pods-61104/

Man Sues Life Coach for Damages After She Could Not Cure Curse from Ex Girlfriend:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58810977

Web Cam Model Accidentally Shoots Herself in the Vagina:
https://www.bolde.com/webcam-model-shoots-herself-vgina-handgun/

FBI Agent Has Gun Go Off in Club:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chase-bishop-fbi-agent-pleads-guilty-avoids-jail-time-after-gun-fires-while-dancing/

Cheating at the Camel Beauty Contest:
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/24/580228837/a-dozen-camels-disqualified-from-saudi-beauty-pageant-over-botox-injections

Man Tries to Dodge Covid Vaccine with Two Fake Arms:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vaccine-fake-arm-italy_n_61a6653de4b044a1cc1b18e2

Eric Clapton's Anti-Vaccine Diatribe
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/eric-clapton-disastrous-vaccine-propaganda-1170264/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw