The New Years Episode: The Great Amish Getaway, The Finger Gun Bandit, The Mad Pooper, and Satan is a Scrooge

This episode comes close to having a common theme: Alcohol, Poop, and The First Amendment. Did you know that the Amish have tricked out Buggies? A Florida Man does Florida Things (you're welcome). The Mad Pooper "terrorizes" a neighborhood. Satan comes to Illinois for Christmas (not really) which prompts a (short) conversation about the First Amendment. McDonald's caters to your inner exercise freak, art is crazy, and we also ask what happens to Yankee Candles when people can't smell?

The Drink:
The Smoky Martini:

A Liberal Helping of Gin
A Splash of Scotch

News Stories from This Episode:

The Amish Make a Getaway:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/amish-man-teen-drinking-horse-buggy-run-after-police-pull-n1055866

Florida Men on Florida Man:
https://www.fmofm.com/

The "Finger Guns Bandit":
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/waffle-house-finger-guns-749561

The Mad Pooper:
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/mad-pooper-colorado-jogger-apologizes-for-pooping-on-familys-lawn

Satanic Temple Holiday Display in Illinois:
https://nypost.com/2021/12/19/satanic-temples-holiday-display-coming-back-to-illinois-capitol-rotunda/

South Korean Couple "Vandalizes" Art:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/07/world/asia/jonone-vandalism-south-korea-art.html

McDonald's China Does Exercise Bikes:
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4390063

This Week in Duh (Yankee Candle Trend with COVID):
https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/amazon-yankee-candle-reviews-omicron

Contact Info:

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