Buckle up, listeners, we're about to review A Make or Break Christmas.  Trigger warning - this is a pretty illicit Hallmark and Bauble has a lot of thoughts about the fact they kiss in the first 5 minutes.  Gasp!

In which nearly a month after December 25th we review Single on the 25th and Holly has a good old fashioned rant.

Welcome to 2026 and welcome to the Catnip Cafe where you can celebrate the holidays by wearing PJs and reading to a cat.  Sounds like heaven to Holly!

Holly and Bauble are both a bit befuddled by how to think about She's Making a List which is charming but not the typical Hallmark formula.  Also, we have an existential discussion about Santa that you're not going to want to miss.  

Merry Christmas!  Only 5 seasons in and it occurred to us that perhaps we should do a Christmas episode so here we go.  We're bringing you Christmas Up in the Clouds aka Christmas Carol but in a plane, and of course sending you our ve...

In which we review Christmas by Starlight, or whatever the heck Bauble thinks it's called, and even Holly knows what other movie this one is an homage to.

In this episode we realize exactly how little Holly knows about football (or words) but also she manages to be right a few times which is pretty exciting, at least to her.  Also, we review The More the Merrier.

Brace yourself for being on the edge of your seat during this Hallmark mystery, since at least one of us thinks it's stressful not knowing who pulled off the art heist (don't worry, we'll clue you in).  Another strong Hallmark movie and we...

Forgive us if we're peaking too early (and also giving too many spoilers) but Ted Cooper might be the hit of this year's Hallmark lineup and if you can believe it we both agree on that even though as often happens Holly didn't entirely follow t...

The hits keep coming!  The final installment of the Three Wise Men trilogy just dropped and it's all we had hoped for.  Well, it's almost all we had hoped for.  You'll have to listen to find out the enormous omission we're both v...

What???  Hallmark dropped a new movie this year that has the princess of Zelarnia visiting a dude ranch in Montana?  Christmas came early this year!  We can't wait to talk about A Royal Montana Christmas and welcome you to Season...

If you're looking for snark we may fail you this week as we review the absurdly charming reality show Christmas at Sea.  What?  Hallmark does a reality show and it's not utterly ridiculous?  Somehow yes, or we've just lost our sn...

And you worried you might not see us in August.  Surprise!  We're back with another scintillating podcast in which we review The Reluctant Royal and discover that horses are, in fact, excellent judges of character.

For Christmas in July we bring you a special treat - Mingle All The Way!  According to Holly, this gem has everything.  As you might imagine, Bauble has a different view.

Here in the shoulder season between Christmas and Christmas and July we're exploring another great trope and reviewing Royally Ever After.  Have you ever found out your boyfriend was a prince and weren't sure how to feel about it?  We...

After a short break to recover from the Christmas rush we're back with a non-holiday Hallmark full of puppy goodness (although one of us thinks it has more goodness than the other does).  We're reviewing Eat, Play, Love and you'll be excit...

After an amazing save by our tech team (Holly's husband), we managed to actually get this recording posted.  This week we're heading to Belgium and reviewing The Perfect Setting, in which you'll hear our opinions on quintessential Belgian ...

This is as close as we're going to get to a Valentine's Day special.  In this episode we review Polar Opposites in which we learn a lot about penguins and how to find a penguin of one's own.  Which is more romantic than you would thin...

Top of the morning, or some other appropriately stereotypical Irish greeting.  This week we bring you the delights of Ireland in the most Irish of Irish Hallmarks, As Luck Would Have It.  We also mention in passing some other gems ('T...

Well, it had to happen.  They can't all be hits.  This certainly isn't.  I'm talking about the movie, of course - as usual our podcast is tip top.  This episode we bring you Private Princess Christmas and here's hoping 2025 ...

Keeping it classy, we're bringing you another Hallmark hit with The Santa Class.  And with that, we'll be back next year!  Which is just a few days, because we just can't stop.  Or at least one of us can't stop and won't let the ...

Merry Christmas!  OK, not quite yet, but we're so close we think it counts.  And for this most Hallmark time of the year we have a gift for you - Three Wiser Men and a Boy, the sequel to last year's Three Wise Men and a Baby (which we...

In which we are LIVE FROM HALLMARK HEADQUARTERS (sort of - the hotel nearby which we still think counts) and instead of rising to the challenge and recording our best work instead Holly forgets to plug in the microphone and it takes us several ...

You guys, it's not even mid-December and we're already at episode 5.  It's like we're real podcasters.  I fully expect us to fall apart any moment now.  This episode we're reviewing the charming Confessions of a Christmas Letter....

In which we review a 2024 Hallmark gem called Jingle Bell Run.  Also in which due to my masterful editing only the most discerning of listeners will be able to tell when we were interrupted by a phone call.  Professionalism?  Nev...