
Terminally Online
Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.
Episodes
86 episodes
Episode 86: Icuntography
This week one man’s morning routine goes viral, Chappell Roan goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, TikTok’s ban gets kicked down the road, JK Rowling is on another one (this time about asexuality), tariffs hit the gamers where it hurts, and a bu...
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Episode 86
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52:32

Episode 85: Unfriendly Fire
This week the people are protesting Tesla, Vivian Wilson speaks out about her father, Starbucks gets sued, streamers Ludwig Ahgren and Michael embark on an epic Japan road trip, MrBeast spoils his future videos, and the years-long Hailey Bieber...
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Episode 85
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49:38

Episode 84: God Forbid A Woman Have Hobbies
This week Casey Anthony joins TikTok, we lose a few celebrity legends, the French do what they do best (burn things to the ground – this time a Tesla dealership), the Democrats remain useless, and a Broadway leading man crashes out on his Insta...
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Episode 84
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52:41

Episode 83: Moggings, Mommy Vloggers, and Crash Outs, Oh My!
This week in court Luigi Mangione serves LOOKS (and a potential death penalty sentence), new California legislation sends mommy vloggers packing, a TikToker gets blowback for attacking a rando's wedding registry, and YouTuber Ethan Klein is hav...
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Episode 83
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57:48

Episode 82: A Fugue State Kind of Week
This week the Grammys gives Beyonce her flowers, the Superbowl was a win for the culture, one makeup trend on TikTok pisses off the MAGA ladies, Time Magazine’s new cover pisses off Trump, Elon gets r/whitepeopletwitter banned, and the good peo...
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Episode 82
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48:22

Episode 81: I'm Sick of Living in Interesting Times
This week TikTok comes back from the dead, DeepSeek emerges as a strong ChatGPT competitor, Irish Spring becomes a Reddit meme, and El*n M*sk does Nazi shit (as Nazis do!). Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: well let'...
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Episode 81
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45:33

Episode 80: We're So Back
This week L.A. is on fire, TikTok is on the chopping block for real this time, Blake Lively sues Justin Baldoni's PR people, and Elon Musk gets exposed for cheating at video games. We're so back, baby!! Let's get into it!Other topics of...
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Episode 80
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Episode 79: Straight to Horny Jail
This week we talk about the CEO assassination heard 'round the internet, Antisemite of the Year, the Streamer Awards, the for-real-this-time (?) Tik Tok ban, and a Reddit Christmas-themed TIFU story! Let's get into it!Other topics of di...
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Episode 79
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46:24

Episode 78: I Hate It Here
This week our besties at Pod Save America hold a disastrous interview with the Kamala Harris campaign staffers, Biden pardons his large adult failson, we hold space for Defying Gravity, dirtbag streamer Destiny and literal white supremacist Nic...
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Episode 78
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49:25

Episode 77: Your Body, My Backyard
This week Nicole Scherzinger gets exposed for her sus Instagram likes, People Magazine names John Krasinski the Sexiest Man Alive (?????), Twitch undergoes an Adpocalypse-- oh yeah, and the election happened. Welp. Let's get into it!!Ot...
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Episode 77
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Episode 76: Loser on Loser Crime
This week we're covering the death rattles of democracy, Gay Halloween, a nuisance YouTuber who gets what he deserves in South Korea, the TikTok NYC diner reviewer feud, and the Jenkins Family drama. Let's get into it!! Other topics of ...
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Episode 76
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49:30

Episode 75: Majoring in Yaponomics
This week we're covering the shocking death of Liam Payne, streamers bribing people into broadcasting Hurricane Milton, the controversial "Mr Beast" billboards, and Cynthia Erivo having a normal one over a Wicked fan edit. Let's get into it!
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Episode 75
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Episode 74: Stay in Your Lane
This week Kamala Harris goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Tim Walz goes on WeRateDogs, Logan Paul has beef with a Minecraft kid, indicted Mayor Eric Adams proves ACAB, and we spill the tea about the Queen of Afternoon Tea TikTok drama. Let's ...
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Episode 74
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48:43

Episode 73: Third Time's the Charm
This week we're back from Tokyo and jumping headfirst into sad girl autumn! So much has happened: Moo Deng the hippo goes viral, someone tries to pew-pew Trump (again), we reflect on lessons learned on the first anniversary since the Titan subm...
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Episode 73
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Episode 72: Come to Brazil!!
This week Chappell Roan rebukes parasocial relationships, Twitter gets banned in Brazil, Trump disrespects the Troops, and a would-be burgular gets distracted by Greek mythology. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: Tok...
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Episode 72
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Episode 71: Very Demure, Very Mindful
This week we catch up on Olympic memes, the "very demure, very mindful" TikTok trend sweeping the internet, Trump's AI Taylor Swift endorsement and interview with streamer Aiden Ross that may have violated a couple FEC regulations, the Blake Li...
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Episode 71
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52:41

Episode 70: Better a Pig Than a Fascist
This week we're getting political! First: it's SO JOEVER! Biden drops out of the race! Kamala is having a brat summer! JD Vance does WHAT with couches?!! (Allegedly!) Also, a TikTok leftist faces backlash for his hot take! Let's get into it!
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Episode 70
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47:59

Episode 69: We're So Cooked
This week Donald Trump survives an assassination attempt (for better or worse!), a bunch of celebrities died, JustPearlyThings gets read to filth in a Twitter beef, and this heat wave has us full of existential dread. Let's get into it!!
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Episode 69
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52:24

Episode 68: This Is Going to Ruin the Tour
This week America as a whole loses the Presidential Debate, Justin Timberlake gets arrested for a DWI, we memorialize an iconic stingray, and Dr. Disrespect's Twitch ban is explained. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion includ...
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Episode 68
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48:20

Episode 67: If Being A Hater Is Illegal, Lock Me Up
This week Hannah and Tori put on their Internet Lawyer Hats! First up, stan Twitter spotlights exposed corruption in the trial of rapper Young Thug. Next on the docket is the U.S. Department of Justice suing Adobe for scummy billing practices. ...
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Episode 67
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57:32

Episode 66: Pandering to the Pans
This week Hades 2 causes widespread bisexual panic, a love triangle has TikTok in a chokehold, two old school YouTubers may be in their friends-to-enemies arc, the internet debates the idea of being "culturally queer," and New Yorkers hate Trum...
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Episode 66
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52:33

Episode 65: Prepare the Digitine!
This week TikToker Haley Baylee becomes the unwitting catalyst for a digital guillotine, singer-songwriter Ethel Cain's Instagram stories get her likely added to several government watchlists, some gamer bros decry a video game character's outf...
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Episode 65
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Episode 64: The Tortured Swifties Department
This week the Hannahs in their Sunday best discuss Taylor Swift's latest album, The Tortured Poets Department, a fortnight after its release! (See what we did there?) Special guest and Swiftology correspondent Other Hannah joins the pod to brea...
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Episode 64
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Episode 63: The Unbearable Meaninglessness of Memeing
This week the Watcher YouTube channel implodes, a TikToker gets an A24 movie deal (...or does she??), an AI scandal hits a Baltimore school, and the internet debates man vs. bear. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion inclu...
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Episode 63
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53:55

Episode 62: Brain Rot is the New Black
This week we introduce the (AI-generated) song of the summer, catch up on the New York earthquake and eclipse memes, mourn the absence of a legend at this year's Coachella, and add a hefty helping of OJ to the Rest in Piss bucket. Let's get int...
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Episode 62
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