Terminally Online
Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.
Episodes
74 episodes
Episode 74: Stay in Your Lane
This week Kamala Harris goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Tim Walz goes on WeRateDogs, Logan Paul has beef with a Minecraft kid, indicted Mayor Eric Adams proves ACAB, and we spill the tea about the Queen of Afternoon Tea TikTok drama. Let's ...
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Episode 73: Third Time's the Charm
This week we're back from Tokyo and jumping headfirst into sad girl autumn! So much has happened: Moo Deng the hippo goes viral, someone tries to pew-pew Trump (again), we reflect on lessons learned on the first anniversary since the Titan subm...
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Episode 72: Come to Brazil!!
This week Chappell Roan rebukes parasocial relationships, Twitter gets banned in Brazil, Trump disrespects the Troops, and a would-be burgular gets distracted by Greek mythology. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: Tok...
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Episode 71: Very Demure, Very Mindful
This week we catch up on Olympic memes, the "very demure, very mindful" TikTok trend sweeping the internet, Trump's AI Taylor Swift endorsement and interview with streamer Aiden Ross that may have violated a couple FEC regulations, the Blake Li...
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Episode 70: Better a Pig Than a Fascist
This week we're getting political! First: it's SO JOEVER! Biden drops out of the race! Kamala is having a brat summer! JD Vance does WHAT with couches?!! (Allegedly!) Also, a TikTok leftist faces backlash for his hot take! Let's get into it!
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Episode 69: We're So Cooked
This week Donald Trump survives an assassination attempt (for better or worse!), a bunch of celebrities died, JustPearlyThings gets read to filth in a Twitter beef, and this heat wave has us full of existential dread. Let's get into it!!
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Episode 68: This Is Going to Ruin the Tour
This week America as a whole loses the Presidential Debate, Justin Timberlake gets arrested for a DWI, we memorialize an iconic stingray, and Dr. Disrespect's Twitch ban is explained. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion includ...
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Episode 67: If Being A Hater Is Illegal, Lock Me Up
This week Hannah and Tori put on their Internet Lawyer Hats! First up, stan Twitter spotlights exposed corruption in the trial of rapper Young Thug. Next on the docket is the U.S. Department of Justice suing Adobe for scummy billing practices. ...
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Episode 66: Pandering to the Pans
This week Hades 2 causes widespread bisexual panic, a love triangle has TikTok in a chokehold, two old school YouTubers may be in their friends-to-enemies arc, the internet debates the idea of being "culturally queer," and New Yorkers hate Trum...
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Episode 65: Prepare the Digitine!
This week TikToker Haley Baylee becomes the unwitting catalyst for a digital guillotine, singer-songwriter Ethel Cain's Instagram stories get her likely added to several government watchlists, some gamer bros decry a video game character's outf...
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Episode 64: The Tortured Swifties Department
This week the Hannahs in their Sunday best discuss Taylor Swift's latest album, The Tortured Poets Department, a fortnight after its release! (See what we did there?) Special guest and Swiftology correspondent Other Hannah joins the pod to brea...
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Episode 63: The Unbearable Meaninglessness of Memeing
This week the Watcher YouTube channel implodes, a TikToker gets an A24 movie deal (...or does she??), an AI scandal hits a Baltimore school, and the internet debates man vs. bear. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion inclu...
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Episode 62: Brain Rot is the New Black
This week we introduce the (AI-generated) song of the summer, catch up on the New York earthquake and eclipse memes, mourn the absence of a legend at this year's Coachella, and add a hefty helping of OJ to the Rest in Piss bucket. Let's get int...
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Episode 61: Good News for People Who Love Bad News
This week Joe Lieberman kicks the bucket, the TikTok girlies of NYC are on high alert with serial punchers on the loose, J-Lo's bodega order goes viral, streamers struggle to name 100 women, and a TikToker gets outed for faking her Mennonite-is...
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Episode 60: Stuck in the Middleton With You
This week we're diving further into the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, TikTok might actually get banned in the U.S., Adin Ross commits a Top 10 Anime Betrayal against Andrew Tate, and a serious streamed Israel/Palestine debate gets unserio...
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Episode 59: Weekend at Kate's
This week TikTok has a wholesome moment, Smell-O-Vision comes to life (kinda) thanks to AI, conspiracies abound about the status of Kate Middleton, and a Willy Wonka pop-up goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Let's get into it!Other t...
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Episode 58: Why Men?
This week a husband trashes his wife's novel on Goodreads, a woman airs out the wild stories of her pathological liar ex on TikTok, and an estranged dad finds a not-so-surprising ally in Elon Musk after his daughter goes viral for roasting him....
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Episode 57: Main Idiot Syndrome
This week a woman gets cyber-scammed out of $50k, a popular streamer leaks his own gooning material, Wil Wheaton has a lot of feelings about Larry David attacking Elmo on The Today Show, and Taylor Swift's attorneys make baseless legal threats ...
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Episode 56: Late Stage CapiTayism
This week the Grammys gets internet backlash, the dystopian future is here with Apple Vision's debut, TikTok gets riled up over a ceramic mug and gay bar drama discourse! In the words of Billy Eichner, let's go lesbians!!!!!!!!!Other to...
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Episode 55: The One Where We Learn About Megan's Law
This week Taylor Swift takes on Twitter deep fakes, the Oscars snub Barbie (or do they??), and Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj are beefing (with bonus jump-scare-in-human-form Ben Shapiro). Let’s get into it and hope we don't get doxxed by ...
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Episode 54: None of My Business
This week we're talking botched plastic surgery stories, the World Cruise drama on TikTok, and OG YouTuber MatPat's retirement. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: powerful cats, Sonic and South Park fandom beef, Post-...
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Episode 53: A Big Week For Tunnels!
This week the Ace family is dunzo, Hasidic Jews get caught building tunnels under a Brooklyn synagogue, and we've got an update on the TikTok Tunnel Lady! As a bonus, hold onto your David Yurman pearls, because special guest cohost Liz returns ...
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Episode 52: Motherless, But Mothering Nonetheless
This week Jo Koy bombs at the Golden Globes, the Epstein list gets revealed, Gypsy Rose Blanchard is a free woman, Stanley cup drama hits a new level, the BBC bullies a kid who beat Tetris, and the tweens are overtaking Sephora. Hide your Drunk...
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Episode 51: Putting A Flower Crown On Serial Killers Harms Absolutely Nobody
This week George Santos puts the con in content, Matt Rife is beefing with a 6-year-old, there's new Twitch meta to discuss, and we do a retrospective on the Worst Tweets Of 2023. Let's end the year with a bang!Other topics of discussio...
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Episode 51
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