Small Towns Podcast
In what fans across the globe have described as Country Mouse meets Countrier Mouse, Dave Simmons and Jason Kimber share their unique experiences about growing up rural… and super rural? Get introduced to the small towns of Providence and Grouse Creek, Utah through the eyes and experiences of 2 guys living their best lives! Occasionally they will welcome to the studio other small town friends, who bring a perspective all their own. So grab a BigMac(Jason’s fave), and maybe a drink(not carbonated, Dave’s got a delicate constitution) and prepare to laugh!
Episodes
54 episodes
E 54 Hygiene…. The Venus Razor… The razor company's dirty little secrets…
After a long summer sabbatical, Dave and Jason go off the rails just a bit… From Ol’ Yeller to using feminine razors to shave with… This episode covers many bases. Learn a bit more about Dave and Jason, and how they get ready each day…
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31:28
E 53 Live in Studio with our Number 1 Fan!!!!
In this episode, we bring in our Number One Fan! Bennett! Bennett has listened to all of our podcasts… more than once…. Join us and meet Bennett as he shares some of his favorite episodes… and even quotes a bit of Russian!
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29:53
E 52 Fit checks and Parades
Dave and Jason go through a brief fit check(that’s what the kids are saying these days) and then quickly we digress into belly buttons and parades! What an episode!
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28:40
E 51 Travel. Shenanigans at 35,000 Feet.
The Boys are back! Dave and Jason, after several months on hiatus, are back! In this episode we discuss traveling. Cross country flights with no ability to crack a window prove to be quite challenging for Jason… and that is just the beginning… ...
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Episode 51
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36:05
E 50: Ailments
Ailments. The guys are not well (mainly Jason). They are both well into their 40’s… closer to 50 than 40 actually. They (mainly Jason) are not aging well. From bad feet to rashes where nobody wants rashes, to needing to rub Mentholatum ba...
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36:11
E49 Things the Guys Never Want to Do Again.
There are things in this life, that nobody wants to do again. Jason and Dave share a few of their things… Dave: Never wants to hang Christmas lights or get punched in the face… again. Jason: Participate in a Hostess Party? No thank you very muc...
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36:48
E48 Dave and Jason Go to Grouse Creek! …er Crick.
In what can only be referred to as one of the greatest road trips of all time, Jason takes Dave to Grouse Creek! Heather and Suzie joined as well. “The only problem was not being able to stay longer…” Dave was overheard saying. Join the guys as...
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36:49
E47 Our Favorite Things 2022
The guys make the jump into the world of YouTube! This is our first podcast, that we actually filmed! We did this, because in this episode, we share some of our favorite things. Everything from Bose He...
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48:32
E46 Halloween II
How many Halloween movies are there? Tons! So we thought we could do a Halloween Pod Part II. Besides, everyone knows that the sequels are always better… Dave HAS put on face paint before… he didn’t like it then, he doesn't like it now. And all...
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29:34
E45 Budge Round Two…
Budge II. Dave and Scott share fighting techniques. Jason and Scott bond over their mutual love of fig newtons… but we all come together as we celebrate the perfection of what is known as the double cheese at McDonalds… Even the cheese pa...
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37:37
E44: The Caboose League – comprised of Dave and Scott
Dave’s long time childhood friend and fellow small town boy Scott Budge visits the studio! This guy has it all! Complete with a BB gun wound to the arm… BB might still be in there… who knows?
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34:50
E43 Foodie Episode. Related to the Dad Bod Episode? There are a lot of parallels…
If you have smuggled chili over state lines, enjoy an occasional Fish Filet at McD’s or consider eating a Big Mac at midnight intuitive eating, then you are in good company with Jason and Dave. Dave thinks he could pound a whole box of twinkies, J...
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Episode 43
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36:14
E42: High Fashion. Girbaud jeans to Parachute pants and every fantastic piece of clothing in between! #HighFashion.
The guys dip their toes into the world of High Fashion. Dave doesn’t think it exists in our area. Jason disagrees… They settle on mid fashion. But honestly, if Guess, Girbaud, Silver Tabs, Parachute Pants, or The Bon Marche doesn’t scream out High...
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Episode 42
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31:02
E41 Small Towns Podcast – International Edition!
Turns out that there are small towns everywhere – even Canada! Dave’s buddy Mitch, who hails from - get this - a Hamlet(that’s Canadian for small town) in Alberta Canada! Mitch gives the pod the international flair we have been missing! So buckle ...
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Episode 41
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40:49
E40 Name That Tune! 80’s Edition!
It is Saturday morning – 6AM. Only one place to find Jason – Right in front of the TV, snuggled in a blanket with nothing on but his UnderRoos armed with a bowl of Coco Puffs! Saturday morning cartoons are classic. Dave loves cartoons a...
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Episode 40
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39:36
E39 Scouts. How many merit badges does one guy need?
Only one of the guys is an Eagle Scout… Spoiler alert, its Dave. Go easy on Jason… he has some merit badges… 6 to be exact. We discuss many of the wonderful benefits of Scouting… What merit badges we do have, what ones we wish we had, and those th...
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Episode 39
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49:56
E38 The Anniversary Show! Wives Edition. #Facts
Dave and Jason are joined by their WAY better half’s…. or is it halves? IDK… for our anniversary episode! Suzie and Heather set the record straight! Kind of… Sort of…
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Episode 38
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47:24
E37: Randomness…. Complete Randomness…
Shel Silverstein poems, rice crispies, bad smells….. If there is a more random podcast that we have done, I can’t remember it. This was fun!
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Episode 37
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42:22
E36: Olympics – both Winter and School Yard?
It is evident early on in the pod that Jason nor Dave know much about what it takes to be a Winter Olympian… But, can you eat school lunch and then go 10 rounds on the school yard merry go round? These guys can!
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Episode 36
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40:44
E35: Old Timey Sayings
“Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.” ….We don’t even know what a gift horse is! The guys discuss old timey sayings… Most make no sense at all… but some do… See ya in the funnies! Full disclosure: Dave has to bleep Jason more than once in this ...
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Episode 35
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43:04
E34: Happy New Year!
Jason and Dave have never been great at making(let alone keeping) New Year’s resolutions. However… That does not stop them from making resolutions for other people… You know what your problem is…?
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Episode 34
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29:44
E33: Merry Christmas!
Jason and Dave revisit Christmases past! School Christmas plays, family nativities, and traditions galore! “That’s right, Merry Christmas Everyone!”
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Episode 33
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35:53
E32: Derby’n with Dan!
Two words: Demolition Derby. Feel the chills go up your neck as our good friend Dan Grange puts us behind the wheel of his mid 70’s model GM derby car! Perhaps one of our most immersive podcasts yet! The only driver tougher than Dan? Dani… his wife.
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Episode 32
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