The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
Three unwise friends discuss a different HOT TOPIC every week and their colorful (read: weird) life experiences with a total lack of sanity and a big dollop of moronic comedy. Life advice WILL be given but probably should be ignored.
Episodes
19 episodes
Podcast #19 - We Play Dungeons and Dragons...........Badly
Dungeons and Dragons, D&D for short is one of the biggest games in the world. In this scintillating ep D&D Expert Jay joins us for a beginners run through of fantasy based insanity. So join the sex Dungoen Master, Gruntthong the Barbari...
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Podcast #18 - Agony Aunt Special - WE SPREAD THE LOVE!
Everyone needs a bit of help sometimes and we at The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make It are happy to give you, the listener. our kind, gentle, worldly advice. We've all been around the block a bit (apart from Carl) and are more than give sensible, wel...
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Podcast #17 - Extreme Punishment Quiz Night.
The 3 (un)wise men go head to head on quiz subjects of their choosing. Get a question wrong eat a bunch of crap. Be calm, take a deep breath, chin a swift half of Stella and prepare to be quizzed on, the MCU, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA an...
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Podcast #16 - HOW TO SURVIVE A HAUNTED HOUSE
A mind-shattering descent into EVIL and how to survive in a haunted environment. Join Imagineer, dark poet, sensual LOVER and horrornaut Bob Bassivemalls as he puts Carl and Rich through their paces in a heart-stopping set of scenarios based on...
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PODCAST #15 WE CHOOSE OUR TOP 5 MOVIES OF ALL TIME
After a bit of a break the boys are back with one of the most singularly unscripted, unplanned, done on the fly episodes ever. You love movies, we love movies, so we talk fave films. STAR WARS - Check! MASSIVE AGE GAP CHOICES - Check! EVI...
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Podcast #14 THREE IDIOTS IN SPACE
Welcome to this weeks Podcast where the boys are transported from the comfort of the big podcasting shed into outer spaceWhat will they take onboard the rocket as they travel into the great unknown? Some useful items to help them on the...
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Podcast #13 BONKERS HOLIDAY STORIES
In this episode we talk about our craziest holiday experiences.Find out why Pete watched a sexy show in a church in Amsterdam while his missus tried to hide in her handbag Who stole Carls nice new cap and replaced it ...
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PODCAST #12 - CRYPTIDS! The MOTH MAN! The Savage LOCH NESS MONSTER! A Big Hairy BIGFOOT! Worms! PARANORMAL CREATURES!
IN PODCAST 12 THE GUYS ARE JOINED BY PROFESSOR ALAN VON BAIRYHASTARD WHO IS A TOP CRYPTID RESEARCHER AND AN EXPERT IN HIS FIELD, IN FACT HE CAN OFTEN BE FOUND STOOD OUT IN HIS FIELD WHERE HE SWEARS HE FOUND SOME LARGE CAT POOP THAT HE BELIEVE&n...
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Podcast #11 - FICTIONAL FIGHTS! WHO WINS??? James Corden Vs Popeye! Bob the Builder vs Magneto! WHO WINS? WHO DIES???! TUNE IN TRUE BELEIVER!
IN THE 3 MEN PODCAST EPISODE 11 WE HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN AND COME UP WITH SOME FICTIONAL CELEBRITY FIGHTS AND BATTLES. WE PUT THE BIG MOUTHED TOTALLY OTT PERSONALITY OF JAMES CORDEN UP AGAINST THE LOVABLE SPINACH...
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Podcast #10 - Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide Featuring The Walking Dead's RICK GRIMES! CALIPPOS! PEAS! A NICE SIT DOWN! #zombiesurvival #zombieland #zombieapocalypse
In episode number 10 of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT PODCAST the guys talk about the zombie apocalypse and how would they survive it. Where would you go first, what would be your choice of weapon, how many flap jacks would you need to pack, ...
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Podcast #9 - Phobias - What Creeps us Out, Find out What Our Worst Phobias Are - DUCKS! WATER! POOPS!
Welcome to podcast #9 We talk about our phobias and delve into the crazy world of some of the most bizarre phobias, ranging from fear of ducks watching you to fear of pooping. Our own personal fears range from fear of buttons to the fear of...
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Podcast #8 - Conspiracy Theories - We talk Paul McCartney, Flat Earth, Drones and the SOLAR ECLIPSE
Welcome back to THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT Podcast, in which we mostly unwise men, dive into the strange world of conspiracy theories.Come along with us on a roller coaster of a Podcast ride where we will be discussing things like ...
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Podcast #7 - Funny and Bizarre True Life Stories From the Big City - A MAN FIGHTS A LOAF OF BREAD...FOR REAL
The Big City is a weird place, full of the best and worst this lousy planet has to offer...we recount some of our encounters in The Big Smoke - the filth, the grime, the oozes and the lunatics.....From a man having a full on battle and ...
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Podcast #6 - UFOs, UAPs, Aliens Probing Bottoms and Our Own Personal Accounts and Sightings
In this edition of our podcast the 3 unwise men talk about UFO'S, UAP'S and ALIENS which CARL, the younger member of the podcast can't actually spell without help from his weary co hostsWe talk about our own personal encounters an...
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Podcast #5 - Times We Nearly Died - Death Defying Wet Suits, Broken Boobs, Nearly Exploding an Entire Street!
In this episode we recall moments in our lives where we very nearly bit the dust so to speak.From RICH almost blowing up the house and half the street to CARL flapping around in a stream wearing an inflatable wet suit which almost res...
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Podcast #4 - Ghosts and Shadow People, Pete the Ghost Hunter, Terror! Fright! Mild Diarrhea!
Welcome to Podcast #4 where we talk ghosts and all things that not only go bump in the night but go bang and crash in the day too. We have a special guest, Ghosthunter Pete who has some creepy ghost stories of his own as well as ghostly e...
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Podcast #3 - Horror Movies! Evil Dead! The Thing! Teletubbies! Dogs licking Their Bums!
In this weeks Podcast our main topic is Horror movies where we pick our favorites from this wildly varying genre of films. We argue why getting trapped under the bed whilst trying to fix the slats like RICH did can trigger a horrendous ep...
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Podcast #2 - Gigs and Festivals - Download and Leeds Festival, Crazy Gigs, Harry Styles, Durton!
We discuss the merits of gigs and festivals. Getting covered in urine, festival toilets, Harry Styles, the mysterious entity know only as Durton....
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Podcast #1 - SCARY STORIES, UFO’S, GHOSTS AND CRYPTIDS
Have you ever seen a ghost, a Draculs a UFO, UAP or just something really strange and bizarre that left you feeling uneasy or scared? In this episode of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN'T MAKE IT we delve into the world of the unexplained and recall some ...
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Episode 1
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